/hoc/

What now

This is the true /hoc/ thread

this is the correct edition

Reminder that if you don't support players going to the olympics, you can fuck off back to plebbit.

Will Panarin get traded?

>>76587926
i assume so. i think everyone is going to try to pull of what snow did a few years ago when he snagged leddy and boychuk

is the cap going up this year?

>>76587926
"Rookie" of the year

>>76587925
which meme country will win it with >us handicapped?

Trips for true thread of /hoc/

>>76587925
but the World Cup was better than the Olympics. no shitty euro ice, no pussy euro rules.

>>76588000

World cup was fucking boring, no one was trying

>>76588004
It was bretty good

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>>76588052
>i rate the world cup

>>76588081
I do. It's one thing bettman got right

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>tfw ottawa is about to lose methot for nothing
So who is your team losing? Are you happy, sad or indifferent?

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>>76588098
probably a defensemen or one of nelson/strome. pretty indifferent as long as it is not a defensemen desu.

did anybody else watch the cfl tonight?
i watched it just to listen to chris cuthberts voice.

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>>76588098
can't lose anything of value if your team is compete garbage

>>76588127
Enjoy the basement, you'll be living there for awhile in that division.

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>Post yfw Vegas makes the playoffs next year with its stolen players

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>>76588258
>neeeeehehehehehehehehehe
>it's good fouhr tha gayem
>NEEEEEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE

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>>76588127
just hope you get Nico

Daily reminder that if you don't support your hometown team, you're a bandwagoner.

It shouldn't matter what league they are in.

>>76588496
I support my hometown team, the jets, but grew up most of my life with them gone and started watching the leafs because I really liked tie domi (from his time with winnipeg), mats sundin, curtis joseph, etc. Now Im in this weird spot where I feel like a bandwagoner for liking either team

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THICC

>>76588496
>there are 60 teams in the NHL
Or are you saying that because there are a couple hundred teams between the juniors, college and minor/pro leagues, fans of the sport should just gravitate to whatever town is closest?

People want to cheer for a team that can win Lord Stan Lee's cup. There is nothing more reddit than thumbing your nose at boys following an NHL team they like, regardless of location. And by you logic players shoot stick to their hometown teams, right? Working real good for Detroit.

Hockey is fucking dead

>Droun will be the only player in the NHL right now to wear number 99
>He will also be referred to as "The Greater One"

>>76588090
go back to plebbit already.

Reality slowing settling in that this was reddit's one chance to win the Cup and they blew it.

>fleury saying bye after locker cleanout
My heart hurts. What a guy. He doesn't want to leave, but he's putting the team before himself again. I hope he has success in Vegas and they learn to love him, he deserves it.

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>31 posts
>10 IP's
>3 hours

Nice """sport""" desu famfam

>>76589077
Isn't it 19 or is my 4chan broken

>>76588098
I hope we lose Matt Duchene for nothing but we will probably lose a player that actually plays with heart instead, as usual.

Im just so ready for the Avs to dismantle their shit "core" and start over, even if it means a few more years of embarrassment. The current core is never EVER going to leave the first round of the playoffs. The best they can ever hope for is to make the playoffs and lose in 6 games or less.

Unfortunately Sakic has a love affair with Duchene so the only way to start breaking up the core is for Vegas to take him for nothing, but the shit management put us in that predicament by not selling harder at the trade deadline like they should have.

I wish Sakic got fired desu. Roy was right about everything....ironically.

>>76589077
its
9 images
20 unique
retard

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Morning /hoc/

I laid hands on the Stanley Cup today.

Do I have anything else to aspire to, or do I just wait for death now?

>>76589693
sex

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

>>76589739
to pick in the top 5 again

>>76589811
We're going to be dead last this season so worst we can do is 4th overall

You faggots are all gayer than aids

>>76589693
You wait until this time next year to touch it again.

>>76589693
I've put hands on the cup as well, thank you dustin penner.

But it doesn't really mean shit to us outside the hockey world and its not gonna change your life.

>>76589693

steal it

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MAKE SOME TRADES YOU LAZY FUCKS
REEEEEEEE

BORDIN - SOMETHING (HEARD TUCH) FOR SAM REINHART SHOULD BE READY TO GO.

not sure what's the hold-up. Maybe Fletcher is doing his magic.

>>76588098

Probably Fleury.

It feels good because >we've got a true elite who's going to take over. It feels bad because nobody can ever take his place in >our hearts.

>>76588606
t.bandwagon

who /ready4VGK/ here?

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Is he Cell key material?

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Where were you when the NHL leaked Quebec, and the new realignment?

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>>76587796
aw, don't worry OP, I 'm here so everything's going to be fine and fun.

just laid a big, stinky alberta in the toilet.
was a nice way to start the weekend.

>>76594259
I just dropped a nice coiler too

>>76589177
>we
>we

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

not for nothing, but the canadiens organization is a joke

>>76591303
Brodin's overrated. Buff gets fleeced if true

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Who should they take with the first pick and how long till they can compete for the playoffs?

>>76594423
>spoonfeed me I've never watched hockey

>>76594423
Hischier. Immediately, the east is a crapshoot beyond 3 teams

>>76594432
he's asking a thread related question, why don't you return to google if you love it so much?

it suddenly smells like shit in here I wonder why

>>76594423
>>76594449
Samefag

>>76594449
Shudduppa ya face

>>76594478
K I W I
I
W
I

I unironically miss armenia. It was nice knowing atleast 2 people had worse posts than me.

>>76594546
kings fag with an american flag. he posts facebook image macros it's not hard to tell

>>76594562
The tripfag?

>>76594611
no you fucking retard

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Anders Bjork and Jake Debrusk will both score 20 goals next season and The Age of McAvoy will begin. The Bruins are back baby!

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>>76594562
Isn't he an American who retired in Armenia or something like that? Either way I kinda miss him. Offseason /hoc/ could use a little more faggotry while we wait for the expansion draft.

>>76594623
I havent seen any other American Kings fans other than the spic.

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>>76594632
no he's a dirty armenian that got kicked out for being a hairy smelly foreigner

>>76594626
>finnish goaltending

nhl network is replaying a bunch of pens playoff games today

5 hours till freeze. Where dem trades?

Will anything happen today? James Mirtle said "hold onto your butts" yesterday and the biggest name moved was Nick Cousins.

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where's the retard that told me this wouldn't be the case?

>Hockey ded
>Football ded
>Nigger hoop, the 2nd most boring sport, also ded
>Soccer, gay and the most boring
At least i still have baseba- oh yeah im a braves fan ;-; theres nothing good to watch.

>>76595677
I unsubscribe from your blog

>>76595704
Ill still spam your email and if you unsubscribe frol that you'll just get a response saying you have been unsubscribed but it will take up to 2 weeks to process which it never will.

>>76595742
pretty reddit response. figures from a predditor

>>76588098
I feel ya dude. I'm the only one who wants to lose Ceci, cuz we have Harpur and Chabot

>>76595758
But im not a predditor. Im glad they lost

>>76595113
See:
>>76595602

>keith primeau's son is a goaler
kek

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>>76588098
Kenny H won't make a side deal to have them take one of the team's numerous terrible contracts, so we'll probably lose a young D, Sproul or XO. I can live with it, but it's another example of poor asset management by Holland.

>>76596118
>we'll

>>76595768
>b-b-but muh future!

>>76588544
I think you're allowed to like both in this situation. Having moved around a lot growing up, my rule of thumb is to always stay true to my original teams, but that it's ok to make a local team your 1B as long as they aren't huge rivals or something.

>>76596216
t. blackhawks/pongs/kongs fan

Brodin has been traded for Arturro Lehkonini and Brent Lernout

>"Blue Jackets will be trading their upcoming first round pick (24th overall) to the Golden Knights to assure that Las Vegas takes one of Matt Calvert, Ryan Murray or William Karlsson at the expansion draft."

>jaromir jagr has won 2 stanley cups
>his last cup win was more than 25 years ago

Just thought about something
Let's say a khl team plays a game here
And the Russians intentionally hack the microphones so that the cucknadian fans have to sing the Russian national anthem so that they can use the footage in their propaganda
Does Gary step in or let it happen

Just thought about something
what if I hit enter every time I'm done with a sentence
like I know that's what periods are for and it's much better to read and it makes no sense to hit enter all the time for no reason
but what if I did

>>76596282
Wings fan my whole life actually, hockey's the only sport where I only care about one team.

>>76596553
Occasionally they turn out to be haikus tbqh

>>76596553
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>first trade of the day is in fucking baseball

it's not fair

>>76596487
Honourary Leaf

>>76594626
Bruins aren't going to return. They'll be in mediocrity for a good three years

>>76595677
>Being a barves fan

How'd freeze do last night? Couldn't outrun the fan?

>>76596983
there's no drama if he wins every time

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>Bruce Garrioch @SunGarrioch
>Led to believe Cody Ceci has been informed he will be protected. That means either Phaneuf or Methot could be on the move. #Sens

BURN OTTAWA TO THE FUCKING GROUND

>>76597209
fuck ottawa and fuck the cell key man

they deserve it all after they single handedly let pissburgh win the cup

>>76597209
>mediocre team protects mediocre player and has to move of of two other mediocre players

N E W S
E
W
S

>>76597209
>trading Phaneuf

I'm laughing if the Sens managed to do that. It's probably Methot

>>76595768
I don't understand the love anyone in this city has for Ceci. He handles the puck like it a fucking grenade. During the playoffs he had a great breakout and could have easily started a 3 on 1 for Ottawa. He fucking iced it instead.

>>76597209
Well, Ottawa just shot their playoff hopes in the foot. Methot should at least stay, but phaneuf could go possibly to Vegas

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>>76597209
B-B-BUT >we HAVE KARLSSON RIGHT SO WHO NEEDS METHOT? WHO CARES ABOUT THE REST OF THE DEFENSIVE CORPS BEING HORSESHIT?!

>>76597306
faggot lost a finger who wants him anyway

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>>76597306
you're right tho, just look at the pongs D

>>76597362
Faggot missing a finger was still better than Ceci

>>76597252
>mediocre team protects shitty player and thus will lose their second best defenseman because no one in their right fucking mind would want Phaneuf
ftfy

>>76597362
I think everyone would want him. Did well on defense in every playoff series

>>76597396
Methot is a 3rd pairing on 75% of other teams.

Add:
MacKinnon
Shattenkirk
Thornton

Lose:
Stepan
Grabner (Vegas)
Lindberg

Stanley Cup champions 2018

Add:
no one

Lose:
Dutchfag
Grease (suicide)
Armenia

Better /hoc/ 2018

>>76597614
video games board is over there

>>76597614
>Rags
>Ever winning the cup
>Ever getting close to winning it

You guys will fail even with that team.

>>76597714
reminder the >rags have won a cup more recently than canada

>>76597608
I know that I'm on /hoc/ so shitposting is to be expected, but Methot is a solid second-pairing/serviceable first-pairing d-man.

>>76597746
Easy to look good when Karlsson is your D Partner. Its the same thing with Olli Maatta and Kris Letang.

Methot is slow and "muh big dman" doesnt fit well in the speed game anymore.

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post yfw da perds win da owl

>>76598184
Not posting a picture. I have no face when because its never going to happen.

They will move to Seattle by 2025

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Could this be the new Oilers jersey or just a Chinese knock off?

>>76598378
Hideous

Eric EngelsVerified account @EricEngels

Should add that potential trades for Galchenyuk/Beaulieu could also happen post-expansion draft.


WEW

>>76598378
Looks like a cheap knock off more than anything

>>76598378

Looks like shit. I know a lot of people like the colors and logo because of the 80s nostalgia but the logo looks objectively dated and the colors are garish as fuck. The Islanders' pull off those colors a lot better

watching game 4 of the eastern conference divisional round right now. wow the caps look good they just scored 2 goals in like a minute! I bet they win the cup this year they look real good

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>>76599115

It's probably an early prototype since the collar is supposed to be navy blue

>>76598378
everyone that replied before me is a retard that needs to kill themselves. that jersey was made to be worn without pads it's fake

Eric EngelsVerified account @EricEngels

Bergevin is very actively looking to move Galchenyuk and Beaulieu. Nothing imminent with Minnesota, but lots of chatter between both teams.


Habs on suicide watch.

Eric EngelsVerified account @EricEngels

Bergevin is not looking to move Galchenyuk and Beaulieu. No talks with Minnesota, despite earlier reports.

>>76599221

They're obviously taking pictures and videos of the jersey in the rink to see what it would look like in action. It's a prototype, not a chink knockoff

>>76599251

Not on suicide watch. Everybody wants Beaulieu gone and if Bergevin can get a decent return for Galchenyuk, I don't think anyone's gonna complain. Galchenyuk isn't Subban

>>76599331
>making a prototype with the wrong dimensions
stupid french faggot

>>76599349

>wrong dimensions

Wtf are you talking about

>ducks say good bye to Simon Despres

( ;-; )ゞ

t-there will be some trades t-tomorrow r-right?

>the washington capitals have never won a stanley cup
>their AHL affiliate is the most successful AHL team of all time
relocate the craps when

>>76598378
probably real

it was leaked that they would go to a darker blue.

>>76599605
nice logic, retard

>>76599183
Hope so, the stripes at the sleeves and at the bottom of the jersey looks.. cheap

Eric EngelsVerified account @EricEngeles

Looks like the Canadiens have agreed to a deal in principal that would send Marco Scandella and Charlie Coyle to the Habs for Noah Juulsen and Alex Galchenyuk as well as a conditional 1st

is pete blackburn gay

>>76599867

Sure

>>76599867
hmmm...

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/876128667495215104

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Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 7s7 seconds ago
More
As @FriedgeHNIC mentioned, ARI and CGY are indeed working to finalize a trade involving goaltender Mike Smith.

Eric EngelsVerified account @EricEngeles

You're all fucking retards lmao I can't believe you read this. McDavid to PGH for Maatta btw

>>76599948
>PGH

what does that even mean

>>76599867
Pls b rëæl

Brodin would look good in a leafs shirt

Helene St. James@HeleneStJames

Source: "Not looking great" after latest talks tonight between shitposters, fake trade rumors.

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>>76599966

Pittsburgh

>>76600006
not even close
>getting banned for a shot at quints
weak

>>76599941
Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 2m2 minutes ago

Nothing official just yet, but all indications are goaltender Mike Smith is indeed off to CGY.


>trading for a 35 year old goalie that blames his teammates for every goal he allows

>>76600000

>>76600038
nigger just stop copy pastaing twitter this shit is gay as hell

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 2m2 minutes ago

I agree with anon, this faggot is gay as all fucking hell.

>>76600038
yeah, right

>>76599442
Looks like Rutherford wins another one

Canadiens MontréalVerified account @CanadiensMTL 34s34 seconds ago

The Canadiens acquire BUF's 3rd-round pick (68) in 2017 , in return for N. Beaulieu.

>>76600241
>still trading defensemen

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Beau to Buffalo for a third round pick.

>>76600241
Brodin, Welcome to Montreal/Bienvenue à Montréal

>>76600241
IT'S TRUE

BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>76600241
>>76600258

>it's real

Welp

#fireBergevin

>>76599183
And the colour of the letters is different between the leak and official image

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>Flames trading for Mike Smith

It's like they're more interested in tanking than winning.

>>76600241
Who needs defense when you have the best goalie in the world? :^)

>>76600307
You're about 360 days late on that

Who will trade for Lehner?

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>Frogs and Flims

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE DESPERATION

What shit trades!!!!!!!!!!

>>76600341
at this point, Calgary

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>>76600314

Not necessarily

>>76600333

No

>>76600363
>subban for weber was a good trade

>>76600360
What happened to Elliott?

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>tfw your team is bad but not retarded like Calgary and Montreal

Anyone else find it funny how NHL.com is the least reliable source for trades and signings? They should always be the first website to report roster moves. The Beaulieu trade isn't even up yet

>>76600427
Because they don't want to be caught with their pants down with inaccurate info?

>be calgary
>need goalie badly
>trade for mike fucking smith
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHAT A BLUNDER

honestly though id rather have smelliot than mike smith

>>76600427
>They should always be the first website to report roster moves
no. they're run by the league so they wait for it to officially be approved and go through. you really are fucking retarded

watch bergevin trade for Marchassault

>carey price stands pat and says he wants to win in montreal despite how fans are worried and want the team blown up, staying as a rock the habs can count on
>bergevin responds by trading off any hope of defensive support for him

>>76600403

Yes. Subban is not a true top pair D, as evidenced by the Preds playoffs run

>flmemes
what a fucking bunch of retards, burke has gone senile

Smith for Hickey and a 3rd

>>76600427
It is up on nhl.com
https://www.nhl.com/fr/canadiens/news/nathan-beaulieu-echange-aux-sabres/c-289970172?tcid=tw_news_content_id

>>76600480
Burke was ALWAYS senile. He's the most retarded man in the NHL and I'm so glad the Flames hired him.

>people still doubt mike smith

>>76600457
>>76600471

If the official Habs twitter account reported the trade, it should be legit don't you think?

>>76600504
me too, fuck the flames i hope they relocate

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 2m2 minutes ago
Assuming trade call gets done, ARI to retain 25 per cent of Smith's salary. CGY will send rights to Brandon Hickey + conditional 3rd rder...

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 4m4 minutes ago
CGY/ARI have agreed to terms on trade involving G Mike Smith and have scheduled a trade call with league, tho nothing official until then.


>committing $5.5M to a shitty goalie like Smith

>>76600507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdUcm1cBMcE

Yeah I wonder why.

35 YEARS OLD BACK-UP IS WORTH AS MUCH AS BEAULIEU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76600500

This is the Canadiens' website. It wasn't on the front page of NHL.com

>>76600512
they can report they the terms were agreed to. official team twitter accounts also troll each other. should nhl.com be in on that?
>>76600535
what part of imageboard do you not fucking understand

>>76600535
According to LeBrun, the Yotes are also getting Chad Johnson.

Chad Johnson also going to ARI

>>76600507
>lets in goal
>IT WAS ALL MY DEFENCEMEN'S FAULT

>>76600557
>complaining about hockey discussion
why are americans so insufferable and butthurt all the time

>>76600403
Subban mostly got carried by being sheltered by Roman Josi.

Its like when everyone thought Shattenkirk was good because he got to play behind Pietrangelo and Bouwmeester, then we learned he was just sheltered.

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>tfw the NHL is just going to release the entire Vegas roster in a completely uneventful press release rather than do something cool and make a spectacle out of it like "and with the first pick in the 2017 Expansion draft the Las Vegas Golden Knights select: Ben Bishop, goalie from the Los Angeles Kings

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will you apologise when Bergevin gets Brodin?

>>76600577
but Subban played with Ekholm??

>>76600557

>official team twitter accounts also troll each other. should nhl.com be in on that?

Why not. Everybody misses the puns

>>76600575
ah I see you immediately go to flag posting

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 5m4 minutes ago

BLOCKBUSTER! CHI sends Kane to CAR for package of prospects and draft picks.

>>76600592
yes

>>76600592
I'll apologize when they can actually score goals and not be the second worst Canadian team.

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why is the hockey world just pretending mike smith isn't absolute shit right now?

>>76600592
>Brodin is good

HAHAHAHAHA

>>76600575

His point is that you should have screenshot the tweet. Not that I agree with him

>>76600594

Exactly, on the second pairing

>>76600557
DUDE

MAKING SCREENCAPS OF SOMETHING YOU'LL POST ONCE

LMAO

>>76600577
>>76600474
>shea weber's shit contract for 9 more years

>we're in win now mode
>lose in the first round to the fucking >rags

>>76600609
>falls for fake trades
>blames others
kys americuck

>>76600571
smith is just pure human trash, hes a shit goalie who throws his team under the bus every chance he can to mask his own lousy play, i cant wait to see draisaitl and mcmeme style all over him next season

>>76600583
They're doing it at the NHL awards in Vegas dummy.

>>76600615
Because he's a Flame, duh. Elliott was always shit but when he got dealt to Calgary he was THE SOLUTION.

>>76600615
Because he scored that goal in the ASG once.

>>76600592

No. They need to acquire forwards who can score goals

>>76600592
>dreger

>>76600615
Because they pity the flim flams

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 1m2 minutes ago

As expected MTL makes second deal. Sends BUF 3rd + MTL 1st for Duchene

>>76600594
exactly, he played on pair 2, not pair 1.
IE: sheltered minutes.

Montreal gained a pair 1 defensmen and Nashville shored up their core depth since they already had better 1 pair defensemen than Weber at this point.

One of those rare trades when both teams "win"
Though its disgusting how overrated Subban is. He is 2nd pair defensemen and yet gets more coverage than Josi for being black.

>>76600620
>world champion Jonas Brodin is not good

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>>76600592
It'll look like a lopsided trade for whoever gives the Wild anything but we need to remember that the Wild need to lose a trade or else they will get nothing at all.
I thought something like Haula and Brodin for Evander Kane or something dumb

>>76600659

No way. Sakic is way to greedy to agree to that

>>76600583
>Ben Bishop, goalie from the Los Angeles Kings
stupid spic

i have a feeling this eberle trade is going to be ugly for the oilers

lel
chad johnson is better than mike shit, what the FUCK is burke thinking right now

>>76600643
Yeah and it's probably just going to be shown on a big screen all at once rather than something cool.
And you know it too.

>>76600685
Did he get traded again? Haven't watched the offseason moves at all

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 42s minutes ago
Hearing rumors of Oveckin to NYI for Tavares + 1st

>>76600672
He's easily the worst swedish defenceman drafted in the first round of 2011

>>76600688
Getting rid of ebershit is worth it. He can't score against playoff teams other than the >flim flams

>>76600659
pls be real, pls be real

>getting so butthurt you start spamming fake tweets
embarassing to bh, just act like an adult and discuss hockey with us

>>76600719

You're delusional

>>76600696
He's letting le boston pizza man run things

>>76600659
>>76600706
fuck, troll headlines.
Its not real

>>76600716
That's because the other two are elite first pairing

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 42s minutes ago
Stepan and Raanta going to ARI. Awaiting detail.

>Of all the goalies aside from MAF, Mike Smith is one of the more reliable proven #1 Goalies available at the moment.

what did he mean by this?

>>76600728

Sometimes it's nice to be delusional when you have to watch Bergy work.

>>76600738

No shit

>>76600751
there is no good goalie available at the moment

>>76600751
I assume Burke said that. The Trump of the NHL.

Darren DregerVerified account @DarrenDreger 2m

Jordan Staal to MIN for prospect and picks. Rejoining brother was a factor.

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 2m2 minutes ago
Some rumblings around the league that Minnesota is filled with pedos, publix fucking sucks, and with finns you lose

>>76600744
Imagine the tears of joy on the face of Lundqvist when Stepan and Rantaa for OEL

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>Pulju is 35 and sitting front and center at the NHL awards
>his size is no longer relevant since the NHL outlawed physical play and his shot has diminished to a state where it is comparable to a Ryan Smyth clapper
>but he still has one thing left that sets him apart from other players. That makes him special
>the award show goes smoothly
>the Hart for MVP to Laine
>the Norris for best defenseman to Ristolainin
>the Masterton to Jagr, now past 60
>the Sean Avery for best pest is shared amongst all Canadian players
>the Atlanta memorial trophy for best franchise relocated from Atlanta goes to the Saskatchewan Wheats, formerly the Atlanta Braves of MLB
>the Crosby trophy for outstanding bravery by a homosexual player goes to Sven Muhammad
>all come and go without much fanfare
>finally Bettman slithers up to the stage to present the NHL's most coveted award
>a hiss escapes from the commissioner's mouth
>"I would like to announce the winner of the Dustin Byfuglien memorial trophy"
>"the award for fatest cock in the NHL goes to Jesse Puljujarvi!"
>later that evening the general manager of the new york >rags approaches Pulju, congratulating him on his tenth such win in a row, and poses a question
>"as you know, the Rangers are a seriously undersized team bellow the belt. The smallest in the league in fact. We'll pay you by the inch if you'll give us your services"
>an offer Pulju can't refuse
>that evening he signs an 7 year, $112 million contract as the newest member of the new york >rags

>>76600770
>it's legit

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

PEDOSOTA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>76600738
>>76600761

go on reddit, they ban those people :)

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>>76600738
It's real retard

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Surprisingly active threads lads.

Gaze upon it. I have updated the all-time goal differential stats for the end of the 2016-17 season. The Colorado Avalanche were so shitty this year that the have gone negative for the first time since the 1990s.

>>76600770
LEGIT

>>76600728
I know, Sakic will never swallow his pride and do a true rebuild.
Kroenke family will never fire Sakic because they do not even care about hockey.

But a man can dream, can't he?

>Calgary unironically wants le buttgoal man

L M A O

>>76600775
it's for the 7th and >rags will take a finn

>>76600751
>going for proven #1s instead of being able to scout backups that are about to turn into #1s

Means it's a shit GM/executive/insider talking

>>76588000
Euro rink size is better and more exciting since the play doesn't devolve into chip and chase at the boards.

>>76600744
>"hey calgary can you overpay for our shit goalie so we can clear up space for the goalie you actually wanted?"
>"uhh yeah sure, we arent even going to have a franchise in a couple years so JUST fuck my shit up"

>>76600813
yuro ice sucks because it turns into soccer

>>76600816
*we're moving to seattle

>>76600813
>being this much of a retarded faggot

Bergevin will sign Beauchemin becaue muh quebecois

screencap this

play my sporcle quiz

https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-pavel-datsyuk-has-scored-on
https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-pavel-datsyuk-has-scored-on
https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-pavel-datsyuk-has-scored-on

Why does Calgary even get a team at this point lmao

Alright. Montreal and Calgary fucked up. Who's next?

>>76600845
not clicking this link

>>76600845
VIRUS

DO NOT CLICK

>>76600837

I didn't even he played last year. I thought he was retired lmao

>>76600854
up next leafs trade nylander for tanev

>>76600104
Did he hire Landeskog and Barrie to goon it up?

>>76600854
>rags
obviously

>>76600241
WHY

BEAUTY CAN GET 30 PTS A SEASON IF HE TRIES
WHIT A POSITIVE PLUS MINUS
WTF BARGINBIN

>>76600813

Shitty unskilled 3rd and 4th liners would still dump and chase and most goals are still scored from the area around the net. I don't think a bigger rink would chance anything. Maybe a little less cycling on the boards

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>mfw french media REFUSE to talk about the Beaulieu trade

>>76600886

They have a first rounder to trade right lel

>>76600901

Would have gone to Vegas for nothing. Got what he could. Assuming GM knew that Berg would lose him for nothing.

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>the yotes are going to tank AGAIN

come the fuck on, even the laffs and sabres are trying harder

>>76600933
Chayka is going to get you Raanta so you can experience success until

>finnish goaltending

takes over

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>>76600901

Because he's a cokehead and a douchebag and without his bad influence, Galchenyuk will mature into a 100 pts player

So its confirmed that Strome is a bust right?

>>76600933
they have to try again because Strome is a bust

>>76597306
The Snes will probably just go after Del Zotto in free agency

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>>76600928
ok i guess

so we're down to

Weber
Markov
Petry
Emelin
Benn

Lernout
Juulsen
Mete

fun times ahead

>>76600933
nhl should have had conditions when they bailed them out that they had to put out a competitive team, coyotes are just a waste of a franchise and a waste of players careers

Besides the fact that no one else has cap space, why would Price stay after all this bullshit?

>>76600776
underrated

>>76600984
>we're

>>76600962

But now because of Bustlieu, Chucky is gonna get traded as well. He ruined everything. Enjoy losing in Buffalo.

>>76600993
They're not really wasting anyone besides OEL.

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>>76600933
>tfw the Yotes finish above the Flames

>>76600971
Just a McDavid baby

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>>76600980
nah they'll get Mark Stone' brother

>>76600995
Because he will resign to his destiny as the next Lundqvist

Wasn't Ducks supposed to trade Vatanen?

Darren DregerVerified account @DarrenDreger 5m5 minutes ago
More
We all agree given Montreals needs, Galchenyuk is likely going to be traded. However, there remains ongoing contract discussions with Habs.

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>>76600962
>Chucky
>A Montreal Canadiens in the foreseeable future

I'm going to stay positive and look at Sarah Diamond
You should do the same.

>>76600664
>sheltered minutes
by being matched against Toews, Tarasenko, Getzlaf and Malkin?

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/876144953323397122

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/876144953323397122

HABS BTFO

>>76600971
seems like it, at first he was looking like another draisaitl, a big talented center who was a shitty skater, the difference is that reichsaitl learned how to skate post draft, strome never did

>>76600984

Who needs defensemen when Price is in net?

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>@TSNDarrenDreger Oilers trade Jesse Puljujärvi to MTL for Price

>>76601034
if you're posting something over 5 minutes old literally everyone else has already read it. just stop posting twitter you cuck

>>76601060
IT'S TRUUUUUUU

HAHAHAHAHA

>>76601060
>going to hockey locker room in 2010 after winning a game
>party rocker in the house starts playing

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 32s33 seconds ago
Replying to @TSNBobMcKenzie

Whatever happens, based on exp draft/cap issues/pos'n needs etc., it's a decent bet RFA Erik Haula is not likely to be back with MIN.


FINN GOT PUT IN BIN

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>>76601046
Price himself?

>>76601098
that's one down, two more to go

>>76601060
puttin my savings on canadiens for the cup

>>76601116

Nonsense

>tfw big beautiful NHL goalie who don't need no (D) men

>>76600925
he's not french though

>habs don't even want brodin and want scandella instead

is that a surprise to anyone?

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>everything is all fucked up because gary decided to put a meme team in fucking las vegas
reee

>>76600770
>mad at sandwich

>>76600816
>overpay
>with a literally nothing prospect, a conditional draft pick and to the rights to a UFA they had no intention of signing
>while the other team retains salary

>>76601187
>still being foolish enough to blame Gary for stuff the owners want

>>76601204
fuck off reddit

>>76601082

Try 2011 you dumb mongol

>party rocking in the house tonighttttt

Didn't come out until 2011 summer


>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Came out late 2009 / early 2010 and would have been the song played in 2010 after winning a game

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>>76601075
>>76601131
>@TSNRyanRishaug Oilers deal McDavid to MTL for Puljujärvi

>>76601082
>Be Slav WJC 2016
>Maamme starts playing