/nrl/

First for walkGOD
First for BroncGODS

>>76585660
FPBP

>>76585660
>>76585667
Samefag

WarGOD DYNASTY IS HERE HAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH REST OF /NRL BTFO BHAHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA /NRL/ WAS WRONG AGAINHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Poosterwoman on pooicide watch

6th for 28 year old virgin broncos customer

Is there a sport Royalty Christ CAN'T tip?

Remember to tune in for the Suncorp Super Netball Final tonight at 7:00PM AEST, live and exclusive on Channel Nine

>>76586058
A canoe

I WILL be watching m8

11th for Angus Crichton

>>76586058
All of them
Trip on

Can I get a quick rundown on DCElite

>>76586548
DCElite:

- manlet
- head too big for his body
- his dad is so cucked he was forced into dual last names
- has a small dick
- refs fuck his shit up constantly contrary to popular belief
- can't stand up for his teammates
- plays MEDIOCRE football

>>76586548
DCElite
-Got me 48 points as captain

HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

LOL
LAD
LAD
LADLADLAD

LMAO LADS XD

INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

LAD
A
D

LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

LADS CHECK IT OUT

I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

LADS LTD XDXD

LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA

LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
LAD

LAD
A
D

>My OC is the OP pic again
Finally I'm doing something with my life

What team does straffGOD support?

>le stwaffo XDXD

Imagine forcing a meme that hard

>>76587291
cherry boy

Stop using stolen vintage /afl/ memes

>>76587351
It was an Amerilard

Straffo (the person) in itself isn't a meme. The real meme is the person that dumps the 5000 twitter screencaps and the people that reply

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

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>>76587575
Ahh Hi I'm looking for this that was in your catalog, I cut it out for you. It's for my son, he says it's the best

>>76587575
Y-yeah hello sir um can I just pre-order Skyrim for the Nintendo Switch thanks?

>>76587607
i am sorry good sir but that is from a harvey norman catalogue and we cannot honor that deal

Tipping Cowboys and Sharks.

>>76588006
Can you order it in?

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>>76588032
Just for you m8

>>76588029

So did I :D

Not tipping because I'm actually smart with my finances and investing it for my future

just tipped this bloke to have no future lads

CrichtGOD

Been up for a few hours, gonna have a nap before the footy lads

Is Milky, dare I say it, ELITE?

B

>RC and amerifats everywhere

is /nrl/, dare I say it, dead?

>>76588625
Most forced "poosonality" in this poomunity.

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Nah lad, based DCE isn't playing this week, so noone is watching

that would be ""based" "N""

and YES, I will continue using a tripcode whenever I post even though it gives me more negative experiences on here than positive ones

>>76588729
If I wasn't based and elite, you people wouldn't be talking about me all the time.

N on irrelevance watch.

>STILL talking about me

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LMAO

fuck, if i knew i was this close to quints I would have waited for the get attempt to bully N

>STILL

>TALKING

>>76588881
Hey now i'll be moving up a place this weeek

I am both pro N and bullying N though

>>76588913
All the shitters above you in places 7 to 15 play against each other in the next month or so, so they will cannibalise each other's scores allowing you to rapidly rise. You might not even need 12 wins to make the 8 this year

>>76588716
ELITE post

>>76588931
his PD situation means he'll need at least 12 wins because there will be other schedule babbies on the same amoint of points

Thinking about starting a Ronaldo thread

Off to the pub lads. Can someone bully N for me whilst i'm gone

cheers

>>76588931
Yeah i just saw that. Plus there are fewer dead sides handing out free wins to people so there may still be a chance. I think i'll be two wins behind 8th aftet this week.

lotta parra loving dce hating fags in this thread

>>76588716
truthbomb right there

>>76589145
Virgin

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>>76589205
my aboriginal

>taking the poo

Taking the two WILL cost them the game

>scoring a try

>>76587575
Does this nigga have vitiligo?

Scoring a try WILL cost them the game.

Just at the pub lads

Same anon at the pub from last week m80?

Just had a skinny faggot offer me a blowie in the pub dunnies lads

Just saw some skinny faggot get his head kicked in after offering some lad a blowie in the pub dunnies lads

Just did a poo in the pub dunnies lads

Taking the two WILL cost them the game

Just saw some freak come out of the ladies dunnies at the pub lads

taumololo just sexually assaulted ben hampton

Fucking kek
Kapoosi

How can white noses compete

UGH they've got the AFL on the big screen at the pub lads and the mean bar lady won't change it to 502

>>76589543
ask her to change it to 9HD at 7pm

If no cunt is watching it ask nicely and give her a wink lad

Reminder that iminthepubposting fags are virgins sat in front of their computers and are NOT down the pub

>>76589553
This

Never been in a pub in my life lads

>>76589602
Virgin

I am actually a pub lads

Just a reminder that the Wallabies starring Eto Nabuli lost to Scotland today

>>76589605
Thanks

>>76589610
dont know whether to laugh or cry

Reminder that Scotland isn't a country

Kapoooosi

Correct decision.

>>76589653
+1

That would have been a try if it was the Knights playing.

Just ordered a golden brew from a fair bar maiden at my local establishment lads

11. Vuna
12. Hunt
13. Koroibete
14. Nabuli
15. Folau

Is there a better backline in world rugby lads?

Eating a chicken Big Mac, Ultimate Double Whopper and some KFC chips for dinner lads

Cowboys are winning by the two penalties conversions they took

>taking the two
posters on suicide watch

>>76589685
Daring synthesis of diabetes there

taking the two was the DIRECT cause of melbourne's momentum swing and try

Just about to order $60 worth of maccas delivery

>>76589685
Can you post a pic of your chikky Big Mac. Never got one and tossing it up.

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>>76589704

chicken big mac is a secret menu item. you should have tasted one years ago

>>76589775
Virgin

>not making your own burgers
>making your meat all nice and medium rare

>>76589828
ask your mum how she likes my meat done

>>76589746
Yum. Looks just the the ones in the ad for once

>>76589839
She says well done

>>76589839
She said she likes it cooked to a char a.k.a black

Reminder that it's 2017 and you SHOULD support the feminine based elite sport of netball, starting in one hour from now one Nine(™)

>>76589879
But the footy is on

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>>76589879
>netball is a feminine sport
>2017

Umm try again sweetie. Watch your microagressions next time

>>76589879
>from now one Nine(™)
>one

Delete this post and get your life in order before posting again. Embarrassed and sad for you.

is addo carr a furry?

>>76589903
Holy shit and I thought I was a pathetic sad loser

netty thread is up lads
>>76589927
>>76589927
>>76589927

Incorrect decision

Cowcucks on suicide watch

Cowkeks on took the two watch

>Cowpoos

Tigers NYC team just lost 84-6, lads.

>no based JT
>no great white hope Hess
>Melbcucks celebrating winning

shouldn't have taken the 2 TWICE

>>76590055
> cowcucks throw the game
Fuck this lads I'm off to the netball thread

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>>76590084
Will miss (you)

>>76590084
>I'm off to the netball thread
but you made the thread

no, i made the thread

Imagine Angus Crichton and Coen Hess in the same back row

>>76590050

Cronulla's NYC team is an offensive juggernaut. They've been slaughtering teams all year. Based Kyle Flanagan will be a Sharks legend.

>>76590141
My bumhole twitched

>>76590141
Kangaroos 2020 and beyond

>Cotric
>Hess
>Crichton
Is the fob dominated NRL era finally coming to a close?

>>76590148
>+300 F/A

kek

cotric is literally a turk

>FOBs
>Ever dominating

>killing your own team's momentum

>>76590293
Fucking hell what a cunt

based kyle feldt missing the conversion

COMEBACK

>taking the two
enjoy losing

fucking feldt, you piece of shit cost the cowboys this game

>Asofa pulls out of a late tackle as best he can
>Gets penalized, injured and bagged by the commentators

kek

BASED COWGODS

>tfw your sc players statpad in golden point

the nrl livestream ended just then btw

BASED refball

based refs getting the CowGODS home

ELITE
L
I
T
E

>not having a plan with Telstra and getting free and high quality streams on the NRL Live App(™)

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""high quality"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>76590200
but the no7 is white

Brodie Croft just anal raped the entire Cowcucks team

this is what happens when you take the 2

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>There are people who didn't see that elite ending because they don't have based Foxtel

Who is Megan Barnard lads

This is a fucking joke of a game already

After the last game yeah bit borin

>top class game with Melbourne v Cowboys, even with Origin players gone
>now this garbage games is already complete shit despite minimal disruptions from Origin
kek

>4 errors and a sin bin after 5 minutes

kek

>>76590665

Sharks have the most origin players out lad.

>reddit spacing

>redditor is a cucknulla customer

Not surprising seeing as NSW is full of pooftas

>>76590560
>There are people who give a fairly substantial amount of money to Rupert Murdoch and his News Ltd. Trillionaire Empire to watch television everyone else watches for free on a stream even when they still have to watch ads

>>76590722
t. poorcunt

Imagine unironically being a foxtel customer.

>>76590727
t. dumbcunt who will be poor soon

Just because you're too poor don't judge me for having two foxtel subscriptions. 1 for the wife and kids and one for sports in my shed

>>76590761
>he lives in a cuckshed while his wife has the house
AHAHAHAHAHHA

I hope this is a troll

>>76590488
ELITE mobile plans

>>76590770
Underage detected.

Do the refs ever stop blowing their load I mean whistle XD

>>76590787
Yeah. I am pretty young. Why would any respectable grown man (such as yourself) spend any time on an online forum like this when he he a family to provide for

>>76590722
Murdoch is based

>>76590827
t. Rupert

Tricked some underage faggot /pol/ meme spouting autistic cunt that I had a family lads

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Jazz hands

>>76590885
gayest shit

Just wanna go home and fap

It's a 50+ penalty game and everybody drops the ball episode

>>76591007
Pick up some pub skank you faggot

>>76591017
Literally no one itt is able to do this

>>76591046
Virgin.

This. Neither can the guy who posted it

>pooboys

Imagine losing to poost poogers

>>76590682
what does that even mean

they won't lose

Don't you fucking dare you me you reddit scum

>>76591082
it's something actual newcunt literal redditors say when they see an original 4chan poster using paragraphs. the newcunts from reddit out themselves as beinbg redditors because they are unaware of the use of paragraphs on 4chan since 2003

>>76591104
You must have passed English with flying colors when your paragraphs were one sentence each you blubbering idiot

just got a (you) from a perturbed redditor lads

Damage control

Drinking beer out of plastic cups is disgusting and makes me want to glass some cunt

>>76591046
Virgin.

>>76591301
Well it looks like you'll have to plastic them instead XD

Test

just thought brooks made a try saving tackle lads

>hah lads you should totally captain mr statpad against poost poogers xD
>40 points
kys

Puke Brooks

just thought brooks made a try saving tackle lads

Just realised I'm spending my weekend alone again lads

>>76591683
Just inject yourself with vaccines until you get autism
I'm autistic and hate it being around other people

>>76591683
based walkie

DCElite

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>he tipped sharts

PC gaming is the past, present and future

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Updated.

Cuckt Cuckgers

>>76591941
Based fucking WalkGod should be worth 100 points at least

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>>76591804
>>76591804
>>76591804

Never trust Chads desu

Kurt Basedwell
Basedogs
Basedbox

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>>76592003
>>76591804
>he didn't tip the Premiers

feel a bit sad lads

RoosterGOD will beat me this week. Can see Radradra scoring 100+ tomorrow.

Knights off the bottom lads

>>76591941
Looking good for NSW. We've closed that small gap qld had on us, and will be equal on 105 by Wednesday night.

>poogers

lmao

>thread is dead
lmao

>>76593725

Just like any chance you have of ever losing your virginity lmao

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Hope this tastes good

BroncGODS

just served some fat cunt with a canberra raiders hat at work lads

>>76594857
What's the salad look like?

Who /capewell/ here?

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/state-of-origin/most-important-nrl-fans-the-ones-that-are-ripped-off-when-it-comes-to-orging/news-story/d39c24d5ea99b58c1d5a0b96f1e1b4d6

Just got done begging my ice addicted prostitute ex gf to take me back, did Sharkies win lads?

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REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up

me but don't you have jb hi fi tomorrow
Saturday is good money making day

Does Walkie actually work at JBHIFI?

>>76597258
t freshcunt

broncGODS

Honeslty I rather shop at JB than Harvey norman

Might try doing to replying to people without (You)ing them meme on other boards lads

It works on slower threads, worked for me. I got a few keks out of it. Shit's fun. Good luck to ya.

>>76598094
>>76598469

whos gonna be my big mac daddy mmmmmmmm

Reminder to watch and promote The Red Pill documentary.

just at work lads

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>>76599953

https://youtu.be/uBsPLEz01Qg

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celebrate the bye round and an EASY 2 points for basedly

dcelite

>>76606350
>mfw I made this image

>>76606350
>only beating wests by TWO (2) points

just saw a guide dog in training lads

The Project.

The sun is out lads, haven't seen it for over a week

http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/storm/cooper-cronk-accepts-2018-halves-coaching-role-with-melbourne-storm/news-story/3f7ca0255f64e0c2c0e34250a8077583

Did not read a single post before this lads.

whos playing tonight lads

Ladies

Torrential Rain on panic trade watch.

>>76615121

I'm mainly overall so I was doing those anyway. Still reckon I'll lose because I don't see Widdop scoring well personally.

I'm here to shitpost and call people virgins and I'm having sex with your mom and I'm pretty gassed

>4pm kick off

PARRAAAAA lads

Unironically tipped poogans lads

>he tipped poogans

Scoring that try WILL make them lose the game.

why is this always on in canada?

Thread started to smell lads

>he panick traded then damage controlled over it
KEK

Internet drama lads

noticed a big strong canadian entered the thread

>>76615323
please watch our sport

NRL is full of strong dark men dominating inferior white "men" making it perfect for our Canadian friends.

Fittler is a bigger retard than Andrew Johns.

>>76615453
freddy can tell the difference between 28 and 30mm grass.

>French knocked on in the air
>play on

Just squeezed out a hot offload lads

Just did a poo lads

Remember when dragons were "premiership contenders"

Remember when that idiot panicked and traded in Widdop.

>>76615519
Get over it you virgin

Panick traded Widdop.

Just twisted my knee off lads

How many ACLs so far this season?

is this the au/sp/ thread. been in the slammer for a while

>>76615581
Virgin

Fucking KEK

>poogans

Based Gutherjesus

Put $10 on Dragons and two mins later eels score again. Odds gone from 3.15 to 5.50 fuck my life

Is it still gay to have sex with men. been in the slammer for a while

>>76615615
pt another 10 on

>>76615627
Mum will be angry tho

>>76615652
Put another $20 on.

>>76615652
Mummy here, go ahead son

>>76615694
Alright mum

fagons

>>76615615
>5.50

Literally FREE money

>>76615704
Please stop wasting both your Newstart and your life.

Just missed a conversion to trick the eels into a false sense of security lads

>>76615735
When you bet you're stuck at the odds you placed them on

>>76615743
Elite strategy

>running out of petrol
BASED ANDREW JOHNS BEING AUSTRALIAN AND USING THE CORRECT AUSTRALIAN TERMS

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>jt injured again

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>>76615803

>>76615803
>"No, he's alright. It always makes you look twice when one of your star players goes down, but he hopped up and finished the session. He will be fine."

>Cooper also had a laugh with Thurston after he got up from a head clash in a tackle later in the intense session and the superstar playmaker could be seen with ice on his right knee after training.

Will Smith score a try lads?

Just tricked a faggot into thinking an actor plays nrl lads

Eels already looking like they're out of gas for their LPG engines lads

>>76615929
Good lad

>>76615929
taxi driver please

>>76615929
petrol*

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WHAT WOULD PLAYERS OF YOUR ERA THINK OF THIS LAD

Joey loving the man kiss

Just gave a manly kiss to a man lads

Just let some closeted faggot give me a kiss and pretend he was just joking around cause I know if not he's gonna kill himself

>not so slowings

>I rate the St George Illawarra Dragons

Based Muslim

havnt done a shit in 2 weeks

Will you be attending the Brisbane Broncos vs Melbourne Storm grand final this year lads?

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>Taking someone off the field after being knocked out will protect them from CTE
>Taking someone off the field after breaking their leg will protect their leg

>>76615984
Shhhh just let the darkness come now and go to sleep

>>76615984
it's probably compacted into a solid mass at this point and shitting it out will be impossible. Enjoy getting surgery or dying

Eat some KFC and you'll be shitting within 30 minutes

I poo everyday and I love every second of it lads

>>76615984
i bet youre like 130kg hey

hangover is really starting to kick in lads

Guess nsw school funding is goneski haha little footy show humour there for you lads

>>76616021
148kg

only water comes out when I shit

>>76616040
Excellent post

Post yfw your team is NOT a one player team

Talking about nipples lads

90000 nipples

Bevan French more like Bevan Indian lmao

>Poogans are only missing Posh Poogan and some other faggot

One man "team" confirmed

BrisBASED BroncGODs calmly slipping into the top 4 without touching a ball

COME BACK

>taint pooge

Kapoofa Poo Poo Pooa

>poogans fans actually thought their club troubles were over
>poogans fans actually thought they were back
>poogans fans actually thought this was their year

Just lost 20 bucks on my bet on the poogans
Mum is pissed

Just found out Darius Boyd is playing Centre on Wednesday lads

lmao

My fat, transsexual son just threw away $20 betting on a worthless team and now I'm going to need to work at least 2 more johns so we can eat this week lads

>>76616272
awwwww poor little Boyd :3

>>76616276
>transsexual son
Did you just assume your child's gender?

>>76616276
based walkie

Going to put on $50 for qld to win to recoup my losses

Just lost my team at least 8m by trying to run away from a tackle lads

>>76616322
Based will smith

>throws the ball away 10m from his own line just so he can shove an opposing player in the chest
Lmao dragons are so shit

>>76616315
>Tim Glasby
Enjoy losing your money

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>>76616352

Cowbucks on $500 weekly prize watch.

Now the loneliness starts creeping back in.

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

>>76616396
Virgin

>poogans playing like absolute shit and could easily slip to 8th position
>but next two weeks games are knights and titans

Absolutely schedule babby