bjpenn.com
fuck schaub
>>76584334
schaub bless nigga
/heem/ is love
TKO MMA LIVE ON FIGHTPASS RIGHT NOW
GOOD OLD CANADIAN BOYS
You hungry, Tiger? Come to daddy.
>>76584370
the 2nd kind
Holm vs Correia
Arlovski vs Tybura
Kim vs Covington
Saffedine vs Dos Anjos
Gomi vs Tuck
you have 10 seconds to explain why youre not on keto right now
Chapter 6
>This chapter should have been titled "I am such a badass." Matt misses no opportunity to pat himself on the back for his fights. He talks about steamrolling everybody.
> Later Matt shows his utter lack of character when he divulges that he guilt-tripped a fellow mitetich guy into letting him win a grappling match at the Abu Dhabis so he could get the bonus money for fastest submission. The guy fakes like Matt submitted him, earning Matt $1,500 for fastest submission. The way Hughes rationalized it was "The winner faced Tito Ortiz, and we both knew I was the only one that would have a chance against him."
> He admits Tito beat him in the grappling match, but remembers being surprised at how much stronger he was than Tito. He basically says Tito got lucky in beating him. More later on.
>>76584386
cocaine
>>76584380
Holm
Tybura
Kim
Saffy
Tucc
*GADOOOSH*
>>76584380
Holm
Arlovski
Kim
Dos Anjos
Tuck
Not the spammer, by the way.
>>76584380
Holly
Arlovski
Covington
RDA
Gomi
How come none of you Schaub queers post in the Rogan pdocast threads on /tv/?
First for my girl
coralsprings why don't you just make a trip so we know its you?
>>76584380
Holm
Tybura
Kim
Dos Anjos
Gomi
>>76584380
Holly
Arlovski
Covington
RDA
Gomi
>>76584448
Planning to watch her 4 fights later on tonight, that's def the best picture of her you've posted today
>>76584380
Correia
Arlovski
Kim
Saff
Gomi
>>76584449
I don't believe in tripping unless it's totally necessary. I could just use this 4chan pass logo every once in a while. Gonna keep a low profile today. There is too much Schaub being posted. I don't wanna get banned.
>>76584429
You still need help.
>>76584448
wear more makeup
>>76584461
Her fight vs Taylor is one of the most boring fights in history
And also a robbery
https://youtu.be/LtolceQ2aE4?t=250
>>76584461
thanks mate
>>76584500
hahahahahaha
>>76584500
4:09
>>76584448
she looks like shit
>>76584511
0
>>76584476
As long as its on topic it should be good bro, I dont mean to pressure you or discourage you from posting schaub, im just showing my colors and stripes today because of all the h8
Watch some TKO on Fight Pass its fun
>>76584529
>Watch some TKO on Fight Pass its fun
Already ahead of you brother. Bless
>>76584519
well one picture she has a pound of makeup on
The more I learn about Schaub the more I respect him as a man.
>>76584380
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Saffedine
Tuck
>>76584476
I understand the apprehension about the trip but I feel like its kinda necessary at this point because it can help clean up /heem/ and keep you from getting banned as well
>>76584554
everyone does even the h8rs
>>76584554
Yeah the big brown breakdown is a comfy listen before an event.
>>76584554
How can you not?
>>76584565
I feel using a trip would make people detest me even more. Maybe one day.
>>76584576
Why don't you turn your 4chan pass off while you're at it faggot
>>76584565
Ignore this h8r Springsbro, he is probabaly just trying to filter you.
>>76584580
I will. Was just having a conversation with someone. Wanted him to know it was me responding.
>4chan pass and Schaub filtered
>there's like 4 posts in here
lol
Could've sworn I just saw GSP in this black guys corner
>>76584589
That is why I stopped filtering. Ruins /heem/. Makes it too much like r/mma.
>>76584576
Well they can just filter you if thats the case but it can deter the spammer
>>76584582
im not I honestly don't have a problem with him, I actually DONT want him caught in my filter lol
>>76584598
and it is GSP!!
>>76584600
You see now that Schaub is a power of good not evil
/ourguy/'s younger brother Keith fighting next
>>76584631
ja rule ass lookin mother fucker
Shieet GSP
is this a fucking tournament?
>>76584642
it's either a LH a heavyweight tournament. Not sure if there are more matches, but the black guy and the huge white guy that won the first fight are fighting again later on the card in what is either the finals or semifinals
>>76584334
good thread germanbro
Guys
It's here
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-29-tony-jeffries-glenn-holmes-bonus-episode/id1210250626?i=1000386650062&mt=2
>>76584690
paige bless
>>76584709
Oh man I disagree
>>76584702
thanks
>>76584702
Thanks bro
>>76584702
Thanks bro
>>76584702
thanks springsbro
>>76584672
Badass
>>76584702
>itunes
he needs to get on youtube like rogan
>>76584774
He does post it on youtube.
>>76584774
It goes up on iTunes first, will be on YouTube later. Take some longer to upload video. Rogan is on YouTube first because he livestreams most of his podcasts there.
>>76584744
I'm not Springsbro
>>76584723
>>76584729
>>76584737
>>76584744
Schaub bless bros
>>76584448
RIGHT LISTEN HERE, I ALREADY TOLD YOU SHE IS MINE.
>>76584219
Is there a webm of this? I could probably go make one if anyone wants.
>>76584368
Which fighter is this?
Mom's Spaghetti
>>76584879
pearl
I'm surprised heem isn't having an autistic shit fit over the weight cutting thing like everyone else
Schaub isn't a fighter. Posts about him belong on /tv/.
Updates from ribbit: Hughes is in an induced coma.
>>76584956
>ribbit
just say reddit dont act like you aren't a user lol
>>76584950
What weight cutting thing?
>>76584380
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76584956
heem sleepy
>>76584956
Literally my favorite fighter. I almost feel about about stealing all of his PPVs.
>>76584970
they cut weight together
>>76584956
Damn
>>76584998
BASED
>>76584956
Can't even succeed at suicide smdh
Hopefully Schaub pays attention and realises eating a gun is the way to go.
>>76584998
I don't see the problem, I guess?
>>76584950
>wmma
Literally wgaf
>>76585025
shob sad, shob sad!!
>>76585025
What is the point in being that much of a spiteful person? How does this get you through every day life?
>>76585042
people dont like it, they said this is why it wont sell because theres no hype
Is Bendroux Skenk a good big brown break-downer?
Hey guys, mind if I park my bike here?
>>76585126
breaking brown bigdown
>>76585099
lol where are you reading this garbage? It won't sell because it's wmma and nobody gaf.
How the hell is Mauro Ranallo on Floyd/McGregor?
I never figured he was that big a name
>>76585187
He's huge in fight sports man, he's called everything.
Also a nice fuck you to Vince and JBL. Goes from calling Smackdown that no one watches to calling the fight of the century.
>>76585158
on instagram and youtube
>>76584380
brazil
belorus
korea
brazil
fuck
>>76585271
What a fucking loser. Why can't the mods do anything about him exactly?
>>76585281
Then wtf is your point? I said wmma is garbage(which it is) and you make some retarded reply implying that it is an unreasonable statement.
>>76584334
Im sorry mom
Real talk: who is your favorite female strawweight in the UFC? Do you think they will open up an atomweight division?
>>76585328
Dillon Danis is my favorite fighter
>>76585187
Holy shit, Mauro's commentating?
Well now I have to watch.
>>76585419
Holy shit I'm ordering it now? What is it, only $100? I literally make that in a day!
Is it just me or does nobody care about Floyd v Conor? MayPac dominated conversations, but 2 days later nobody is really talking about the Conor fight. I bet it undersells and Conor blames Floyd.
>>76585441
Make 5 friends and it's only 20 bucks each, get those friends to invite one friend it's only 10 each
Fuck all you faggots.
This guy has serious issues.
Suck up
>>76585456
It probably won't do MayPac numbers but at least 2 million.
TKO A-OK
thread moving so fast no one will see that im gay
Just woke up, now I have to wait hours for ufc. At least it means I'll be tired so i can sleep afterwards and wake up for the boxing
Maximumcomfy
>>76585514
#neetlife
Keith Lee's only 18? He's got quite a future ahead of him
>>76585514
lol i just realized it's not tomorrow night but starts at 4:45 in the morning
>>76585514
do u have fight pass?
>fuck
>all
>you
>faggots
>>76585543
if you're good at nothing always watch stuff for free
Update from ribbit: Hughes is responsive.
Speaking of Singapore, what is the racist term for a person from Singapore? I'm asking because my buddy has neighbors from Singapore and we were trying to come up with something but couldn't get passed the standard chink, gook, nip, etc
>>76585456
Slow your roll, the casuals are just now finding out about it. Just wait until the first press conference and promos for this thing to blow up.
>>76585557
I'm not poor, I support things I enjoy.
>>76585558
I heard him and Mark beat up the doctor.
Michael Bisping on Yoel Romero vs. Robert Whittaker UFC 213 title fight - ‘Interim belts are a joke’
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/6/15/15802488/ufc-michael-bisping-yoel-romero-robert-whittaker-ufc-213-title-fight-interim-belts-are-a-joke-mma
>>76585559
singaporean isn't a race XD
>>76585574
>I'm not poor, I support things I enjoy.
I didn't say anything like that. Someone sounds guilty lol.
my boy Gavrilovic is about to throw down
>>76585574
>I heard him and Mark beat up the doctor.
>>76584429
fuck you all faggots
the french conor about to fuck shit up
>>76585528
It's the weekend
>>76585535
Best time for us brits
>>76585543
Yes I do why do you ask?
>>76585663
you just woke up, there is a Canadian MMA card live on fightpass right now if you are looking to kill time
>>76585591
>I didn't say anything like that
Obviously, retard. He's calling you poor you fucking criminal
>>76585668
I didn't say anything like that either. Grow up.
>>76585681
Nobody is saying you said anything
Are you okay?
>1 person gets banned
>40 posts get deleted
Canadian MMA is hype
>>76585456
Kek it literally just got announced
People only started talking loads about MayPac the week before
The h8r who kept attacking coral and the TFATK family got all his posts deleted along with the spammer
H8rs in shambles
saw this. is this another free month? im still going off my free month from sweden
>>76585665
Oh cool but I think I'm going to eat do my weights and then watch a film instead. I'll get bored if i watch 3 events in one day
>>76585866
guess ya ain't a real fite fan
>>76585873
Guess not I don't watch wmma either
>>76585913
those elbows are fucking brutal
>trying to falseflag me as the spammer
Everyone sees through your BS
>>76585922
shut up you moron, he's doing it because of the attention whore you are. he's looking to get you banned so drop the fucking .jpg's
>>76585937
You're right, he is trying to get me banned. I just got upset. I'll leave him be the deranged nutcase.
Schaub thinks McGregor is going to win.
>>76585937
fuck em. let them shit post themselves into oblivion
>>76585937
Youre just trying to falseflag coral into stopping posting
Youve been caught h8r
>>76585954
And what are you? Leave us alone dude.
>>76584380
When are these fights?
They weighed in yesterday
>2 Canadians
>>76585981
early in the morning like 3 am in the States
Go on instagram and watch Sages story
He is so cute no homo
>>76585982
Manute bol on the right
>>76585981
Prelims start at 4:45 AM Eastern
Main card starts at 8:00 AM Eastern
>>76586000
He's actually acting like a human teenager for once
>>76585993
Dayum son
>>76586000
What happened to the rumor that he was going to fight CM Punk next?
>>76586050
It was a rumour
No matter what you do in life you will never be a bigger loser than this guy. No matter what.
>>76584380
Holm
Tybura
Kim
Dos Anjos
Gomi
this is a 10 in hueville
>>76586114
10 here too tbhfam
>>76586114
>that physique
Is it true that he's gay?
>>76586131
cub looks and seems gay
my gaydar is pinging, need the aussie's opinion
>>76586131
He has a wife and kid so yeah
>>76586131
Gives off that vibe
Ditschya had to go to the hospital, the tournament final of TKO is cancelled, But womens bout is coming up next, and their is still the two main event championships fights. Should tune in if you have fitepass.
>>76586160
Do you frequent a lot of gay bars?
>>76586131
>ywn cum on his palm trees
feels straight man
Is TKO live at the moment? Anyone know?
Is Kevin Lee the most powerful athlete in the UFC
>>76586171
Why do you keep posting that image? You don't feel like a loon at all?
>>76586166
Why do you care what I do or don't do with my life? Fucking homophobe
>>76586185
It's live m8, Canadian MMA, can you imagine?
you are a bunch of fucking faggots
>>76586187
He would beat Khabib
>>76586206
Has it been any good? I just signed into Fight Pass and saw it desu
This seems to be the main event so I'll watch
>>76584380
Holm
Arlovski :(
Kim
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76586216
There is a couple of fights left, including a womans. It's been respectable. Worth watching at the moment.
I saw Sean Shelby at a grocery store in Singapore earlier this week while stationed near Tanglin. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Dove chocolate bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
3
>>76586238
Not, it's you. You want us on /asp/
>>76586240
That would be you, mandrama fan
>>76586247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNZTGV1B6WU
Urijah Faber is a mandrama fan now too?
>>76586257
Hello spammer
I've seen 2 half breeds get the piss beat out of them tonight, starting to like Canadian MMA
>/asp/ flooded with NJPW spam
>/heem/ flooded with gay spam
I'm going back to /v/ and /fit/ for a while
heem is only good WHILST drunk and watching spicy bangers
>>76586259
>he hides behind a cheating hasbeen bridesmaid manlet
Really made me think.
>>76586270
go back to /r/queers while you are at it
>>76586228
The inexperience made that a really fun round
Worried they're going to be gassed now
>>76586271
Can't disagree, that's why I've been imploring people to watch TKO all night. Live fights is better than schaub faggot shit.
this thread is lacking in Bethe /bunda/
>>76586295
>Bethe
Dead cunt walking.
we need COPS to settle everone ITT
>>76586259
Yes, he probably is. Like DC is. Great work digging that hole sperg.
Why can't you just take your PC full of gay porn, scat porn, stalker images of some shit nobody and creepy pictures of his wife's toddler son to somewhere without internet and live out your pathetic life without shitting up /heem/? Taking it off the coast, tying it to your ankles (along with some bricks) and jumping overboard would be preferable, you sick scumbag.
>>76586305
I know a place where we can watch COPS rght now but there is no chat room
>>76584380
Holm
Tybura
Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76586295
she definitely takes huge stinky shits that are like black tar that smear on her cottage cheese buttcheeks and then she stinks for the rest of the day
>>76586305
>tfw no post-bellator cops until July
>>76586312
i'm okay with this, provide link!
HOLY SHIT MAYWEATHER/MCGREGOR JUST GOT CONFIRMED CHECK TWITTER
where my /fanzants/ at?
I need some ATHLETIC AS FUCK fights to watch. Go.
matt hughes is like an unstoppable frate trane
>>76586311
I'm sorry you feel that way. You must have a rotten core inside your body. I know deep down there is a good man, but seriously sort yourself out. Leave me alone and work on yourself. None of those accusations are true.
>>76586324
arconaitv(dot)me/9oneone
You have to turn off your ad blocker but it's worth it. that sight has all kinds of shows on 24/7 streams. give it a chance.
>>76586354
No, unlike you, I am a person who does not collect images of toddlers or excrement. Does it seem 'rotten' to you to not do these things?
>>76586372
I don't do any of those things.
>>76586380
You are denying that you have multiple images of Tiger Schaub saved on your comouter?
Holy smokes that was spicy, coughing up a lung right now. Hope Laramie gets it.
fun fight TKO
>>76586389
I have pictures of Tiger and Brendan. No pictures of only Tiger.
these two will be happier and more successful than you can ever be. how does that make you feel?
>>76586397
So you do, in fact, have pictures of a toddler saved to your computer. Multiple images, in fact. You were objectively lying
>>76586398
I'm happy for them!
WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>76584380
Holm
Arlovski
Kim
Dos Anjos
Tuck
WE /COPS/ NOW
All these fighters speak the Devils language.
>>76586425
RIGHT ON RIGHT ON RIGHT ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-4mhUg6Jw
>>76586351
Always wondered, is there an official /heem/ fight list?
>>76586441
This is the list I was given. Slowly making my way through this. There is 1000 fights missing from this list, but this is a VERY good restaurant.
Ask me anything.
>>76586459
nice try creep
what's the deal
>>76586459
>>76586465
>2.43MB
you gotta stop posting man
>>76586464
thats cool your mom bought you a 4chan pass
>>76586484
what's your deal bro
>>76586452
>62 fights
I NEED MORE
Hey POLAND
I got you banned for calling the jani's incompetent
i don't mean yesterday when you reposted the screen shot of your ban
i mean when you originally posted it i reported you within 1 minute
>>76586496
if yur smart like me this list will lead you to good times.
McGregor has been wobbled once in his career Nate was dropped 3 times in one fight Connor has the better chin. Stance and cardio doesn't make a boxer and that's all nate has. McGregor is far more well rounded in boxing if you can't admit that your in denial about him
Based Coral Springs working this bitch ass spammer
>>76586547
Long post considering you didn't even predict THE BIG FIGHT
>>76586559
spammer got GADOOSHED!
>>76586544
What did he mean by this?
>>76586581
I meant there is not a Schaub fight on it.
>>76586565
What is the big fight?
>>76586559
>more mandrama posting
you are fucking pathetic, pedo
>>76586547
stupidest thing I've ever read
>>76586599
Holm/Correia
>>76586615
I did predict it?
>>76586613
I copied it off youtube
>>76586626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kUWNzwLUZA
>>76586639
You're weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VotgeoVNTp0
poor uncle cletus
>>76586643
RIZIN
I
Z
I
N
>>76585593
>Gavrilovic
mmmm,on some fresh crunchy bread...
Are the snake jokes old yet?
>>76586656
Matt Schaubs theme song to BE honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E
>>76586643
>>76586663
>RIZIN this month
holy shit
>>76586677
TJ embraced it and made team Dildoshaw snake shirts
>>76586663
>>76586681
july
>>76586678
What is your name in the discord?
>>76586547
Lol idiot
>>76586698
HEEM ME
>>76586699
I don't faggot the discord.
AHAHAHAHAH
Did this chick just say "Hello darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again" as her pre fight interview hype? Hahahahahahaha
>>76586712
me neither but i need an invite
Just jerked off to Paige's reebok twitter ad AMA.
>>76586702
copied and pasted, I read it on youtube. You don't agree with it
>>76586750
When did you know you were gay?
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick Schaub
>>76586128
Betch would even be ugly for a man.
>>76586750
Does this turn you on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiqj5HLxU5A
>>76586770
First time I jerked off to Bailey Jay
>>76586780
No.
>>76586778
i disagree
>>76586808
which bailey? trap bailey? young porn bailey? twink with tits? or new thicc bailey?
>>76586736
Seriously this is pretty joke
This TKO card is WORLD
what you guys doing for sleep tonight? i got a wedding to go to in the evening tomorrow so im gonna sleep now and set an alarm for the fights then try to sleep afterwards too
>>76586877
I'm just going to try to catch the main card which starts at 8.
Btw if you don't want to clamour for a stream code STOCKHOLM Fight Pass
I know Conor is going to beat Aldo
In my childhood I had 2 idols, Aldo and Mayweather
Conor embarrassed my 1st one in 13 seconds I know he is going to do it again
>>76586870
>WORLD
What does this mean
>>76586928
WORLD
O
R
L
>>76586912
that still works? i thought it expired last month
>>76586957
Yeah I was surprised too kek
Maybe they forgot to deactivate it
>>76586912
Damn, thanks anon
>>76586823
Thicc JOI
>>76586736
>>76586833
She lost the fight btw
>>76586870
WORLD BLESS
>>76586957
yeah it just worked for me
>>76586962
so i could start another free month right now? sweet
>>76586928
world=earth
kinda
solid solid win by ashley nichols.
2 outs left, the MAIN EVENTS.
check it out if you have fite pass. love seeing an asian broad take #1
TUNE IN LARAMIE SMOKES
SPICUZZA
P
I
C
U
Z
Z
A
>>76586976
Yeah, I've done the same
>>76586980
But he seemed to use it as an adjective, I don't get it
>>76586984
TKO's been decent.
If you want webm's of any heems let me know. I tuned in during the Laramie fight so missed some stuff.
>announcing everything in french and english so it takes twice as long
who wins?
is conor naturally scared of boxers?
>>76587114
5/10
>>76587128
no just anyone naturally taller than him
>>76587114
Aaron Simpson?
>>76587114
train heem'd him sleepy, fight is over
Cris Cyborg vs. Megan Anderson for featherweight title slated for UFC 214 —
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/875914530265673729
>>76587155
i got hughes in the rematch tho
100 brock lesnars vs a train
who wins?
Wait, there was a bellator event tonight and i missed cops?
>>76587188
No. Some dude just posted a Cops stream. No Bellator until next weekend.
>>76587188
nah, just reposts
>>76587168
208 was such a joke holy shit
WFW is such a joke holy shit
>>76587224
youve never seen megan fight, have you?
>>76587241
Megan will get GADOOSH'd
>>76587207
nothing like that post-bellator cops while you're soaking in the afterglow of a heem
heem tappy
>>76587241
gorgeous
>>76587249
she's ironically gonna get subbed
>>76587250
It's a shame next Bellator is a PPV so no cops unless we all turn on spike when it's over.
Next Bellator after the PPV isn't until July 14th
>>76587241
Completely irrelevant to the point
I probably have though, idk I check out Invicta
who else is HYPE for penn/siver??
>>76587181
ngannou
Has everyone by now read Sean McCorkle's review of Matt Hughes' autobiography?
Thoughts and opinions? He's white trash to the core.
damn
Ji Yeon Kim vs. Lucie Pudilova
will be cute as fuck
LEAFS WHAT IS THIS
CANCELLING MY FIGHT PASS SUBSCRIPTION
>>76587384
THIS
TKO MAIN EVENT STARTING NOW
how many bongs till fight night Gomi vs Gomi
How do you feel knowing I'd heem you in front of your boyfriend?
>>76587430
but my boyfriend would heem you afterwards
COPS STILL UP
>https://www.arconaitv.me/9oneone/
I wonder if Springsperg has a nice boipussy
This momo's thrown 4 flying knees in the first round
>>76587430
my bf is a 7 foot black guy so
>>76587475
t."white"-hispanic
>>76587475
>american definition of white
>>76587465
is your dad also a homo? cause its genetic
>"I went in there and there was Matt (Hughes). Gun in one hand and dick in the other. His pants were down. And there was Robbie (Lawler) in the corner. Matt was doing another "gay test". Basically he threatens you suck his dick or he'll shoot you.If you try and suck he calls you fag and beats the shit out of you and basically had everyone in the gym bully you all day everyday. If you refused he'd say you're a real man but then beats your ass. Like a real beating,stomps to the head to the ribs. Robbie refused. Matt gave him the hug and then pistol whipped him. Matt would tell us this was gym culture. Not just here but it was probably worse anywhere else.But I didn't know better,no one did. I couldn't stomach what he was going to do to Robbie. I just left the room. I'm still ashamed I didn't do anything about that."
- Tim Sylvia ESPN via Brett Okamoto. 3/17/12
>>76587465
Dude, what is wrong with you? How is that related to MMA whatsoever?
Good fight this kid is looking great
What do these clothes say about a man?
>>76586398
lesbian couples are statistically more unhappy than straight couples
>>76587507
>Tim Sylvia
lol
>>76586917
>Aldo
>your idol when you were a kid
Are you 13?
>>76587515
his boipussy is open for business because he keeps it squeaky clean with Tiger wipes
>>76587529
You're sick. Now I really think you're the spammer.
HEEM SLEEPY
Good fight. TKO has been surprisingly decent, what the hell.
>>76587507
Is Hughes /ourguy/?
>>76586917
Codyfan is that you?
5 hours to the show. whats the goof?
>>76587538
dude everyone knows you were using a Latvian proxy
>>76587586
>he remember the country of the proxy that the spammer used hours ago
Sure thing, spammer.
Schaub just said Conor is quicker than Canelo and that Conor's left hand is better than Canelo's.
>>76587586
I like this one, thanks
tuss probably has those fat girl thigh burns from the friction of walking
Heeminder
I ordered some panzos and am about to watch Rumble In The Bronx starring Jackie Chan.
Very comfy after that TKO card. Pure Canada.
>>76587609
dude stop trying to make my dick explode
This new big brown breakdown might be his best yet. Schaub really sells it hard that Conor has a good chance.
>>76587668
he really sells it hard that he has no balls by not making any definite statements
>>76587668
for sure Conor has a good chance my guy 100%
>>76587680
Why are you obsessed with me? Chill out bro. It's late at night. Stop posting Tiger you weird weird guy.
do any of you really think she's gonna lose?
who /hulkmode/ here
>>76587686
That post had nothing to do with you my guy, I'm just trying to discuss mma and you think it's all about you for some reason. Maybe it's time to go to bed before your mom finds your Schaub folder and spanks your boipossy with a wooden spoon
>>76587690
Based Frankenstein
>>76587703
You were replying to me dude. You knew it was me. take your sick fetishes elsewhere dude.
>>76587712
dude you're pretty young right? I bet your mom is pretty hot still, did she have you when she was young? how old is your mom?
>>76587686
You're still here 4 hours later huh? Remember me buddy? I was the guy from 4 hours ago who asked if you'd still be here when I got back. You planning on doing something else sport?
>>76587725
I went to the gym this morning and got on /heem/ at around 11:30. I don't have any other plans or obligations. I admitted it, you happy now? You feel like a super smart detective?
Is the brit who was taking webm requests still here?
>>76587724
If you want people to answer those types of questions, maybe /b/ is the more appropriate board for you. Fits right in with your humor.
>>76587750
I'm proud of you, admitting you have a problem is the first step.
>>76587725
You were here the entire time up until your posts got deleted and you were banned which you are now evading
Interestingly at the same time the spammer got deleted
>>76587750
you should probably go make some so you stop being an autistic loser, just saying.
>>76587507
>"I remember the night after the Trigg fight. I came back late to the hotel room to find Matt and a couple of heavy set women naked on the bed. There was a empty fifth of Jack Daniels and a half-eaten country breakfast laying on the floor. As soon as I entered a naked Matt hopped out from between his visitors and started smacking me on the chest. His pupils were wide and he was fiendishly licking his lips. Before I could even ask, he just orders me to make myself useful and shake his dick to keep him hard. After resistance and a barrage of threats, I reluctantly obliged. After a couple of minutes he finally jizzed on my arm, laughed hysterically and called me a faggot, but also said that I was a real man. I left afterwards and got on the next flight home."
- Tim Sylvia ESPN via Brett Okamoto. 3/17/12
>>76587759
what about the one that got away? do you stalk her facebook/instagram?
>>76587770
*he smugly posts in front of his computer on another lonely friday night*
these are the h8rs ur dealing with, springsbro, people whose h8 and shoulder length hair cloud their vision and project their own failures unto you
>>76587763
I don't have a collection of gay porn to spam like you do and I did actually leave. Seems you've also been here for the entire duration.
>>76587776
My friday nights aren't usually too lonely, i've had a pretty fun week too. Plus its only 9:30 here so i could have a nice night afterall. But you should get some friends or something and stop being a retard on the internet all day.
>>76587770
I'm taking classes online this summer. All my friends just went back to school. I need to figure out something to do, being stuck here with you negative Nancies is eating away at my psyche.
>>76587775
Yeah I'm still friends with her on fb. I don't like or message her stuff.
>>76587786
save the damage control for someone as foolish as you, h8r
>>76587782
This is rich coming from the obese spammer
>>76587782
I don't judge. Someone can have the prettiest face but be filled with toxic.
>>76587798
lol im trying to help you not be such a lame autist, it's a shame youre too retarded to realize it.
>>76587784
Im sure you did you pitiful sicko. Every single one of your posts was deleted with the spammers
>>76587815
*he smugly posts trying to get his shoulder length hair out of his eyes*
>>76587752
no but i am
Hey guise my dad called me a clown ass faggot when he saw me sitting in my room eating hot pockets today what did he mean by this?
>>76587822
Keep acting like the big man on campus when you've been here for over half a day.
>>76587752
I'm not sure if you're referring to me, I said I'd take some from TKO but what do you want?
>>76586305
"we're pullin an overnighter bro!"
>>76587854
Youve been here for at least as long as I have. You even said you would leave but checking the archives your posts were deleted up to an hour after you said that
Pitiful h8r
>>76585783
Nice
Knee landed cleanly... on Machida's shoulder.
If Yoel's going to pull this dirty striking against Whittaker, he's getting his roided ass pushed in just like Brunson.
will Yoel just poop his pants and lose the fight by DQ?
the cte schub breakdown is actually good for once as he actually analysis this fight
>Keep acting like the big man on campus when you've been here for over half a day.
>>76587918
his show is pretty good outside of the cte making him mispronounce names and words so all the time. i think mostly every one here enjoys shawb its just the spam that everyone hates. it makes it impossible to talk about him without the shawb poster butting in and aggravating constantly about worshiping him. without him shawb would be a regular meme like rogan
>>76587918
>>76587939
His podcast would be a lot better if it wasn't for Callen.
He just brings the worst out of him for some reason.
>>76587939
As an artist, I agree my guy 100%.
>>76587930
No more stock photos to spam?
Rofl @ your life
>>76587949
Which is why the big brown breakdown is actually really good. I don't wan't to seem like a shill, but check out the newest episode where he talks about Floyd/Conor with Tony Jeffries & Glenn Holmes.
how will McG's gas hold up under this kind of punishment?
>>76587951
>No more stock photos to spam? Rofl @ your life
>>76587939
The main problem is he's so god damn stupid but confident about everything other than fighting and also how he now hates MMA and thinks hes bob dylan or something now. But him actually talking with some boxers about fighting is entertaining, especially since his retarded statements like canelo is slower than mcgregor get challenged.
>>76587970
That filename looks very similar to one of the spammer threads on /b/ today.
>>76587959
He's a moron just like you.
>for sure cerrone beats masvidal 9 times out of 10 my guy
>>76587981
Im sure youd know that perfectly
>>76587983
>cherrypicking
I can do that too my guy, Schaub called Holloway TKOing Aldo. Schaub called Gus destroying Glover. Schaub called Stipe over JDS.
Masvidal mentioned
>>76587981
Don't make fun of the mentally ill
h8rs have gone from jealous bitter kids to pedophilic demented souls who are certainly the spammers
i pray to Schaub these poor poor people see the light
Calling it early tonight, going to try to be up for the prelims. Good luck correcting your sleep schedules.
>>76588015
They will one day. The light will find them sooner or later. Goodnight bro.
>>76588026
Bless brother
>yes the Brendan Slob podcast is great this week
>in depth analysis of this MMA card for this weekend
>he uses all his experience to help you understand the intricacies of the sport
>he was a high skilled fighters so he knows all this stuff to the smallest detail
>for real my man
>7-8 fighter
>heemed multiple times
>nah he quit, UFC didn't cut him
>he knows all about boxing
>his hands are like lightning
>sometimes you just get caught you know
>in the Nog fight Nog got lucky
>Brendan had the flu too
>no he's not ducking Rich "One Man Klan" Piano
>>76588016
Lmao poor little yankee has to change his sleep schedule one time
Pussy
>>76588043
You're a goddam warrior. What can I say. I'm not used to it.
>>76587993
>for sure cerrone wins that fight
>Ronda is taking that arm home my guy
100%
>4 million buys my guy
What a dweeb (like you)
>>76588048
I've been called worse. Goodnight bro.
Just cause shaub has 1 good podcast doesn't mean hes not a retard and doesn't mean spamming his ugly mug is an ok thing to do. The podcast was only good cause he got called out on his retardation.
>>76588070
Hide the post and change your diaper, crybaby!
You even like Schaub! You're just too scared to admit it! Embrace brother, embrace!!
H8rs btfo and exposed as true TFATK warriors once again!!!
>>76588070
Him being an idiot is his biggest appeal.
lads, im starting to really think Pena might be the hottest chick in the UFC
>>76587996
Holy shit! Is that kick telegraphed or what?
>>76588015
>everyone I don't like is the certainly the spammer!
you think Tuss is eating her depression away right now?
>>76587996
>that vicious body work on cowboys baby pussy liver
>>76588149
You missed coralsprings have an entire schaub folder on your computer and are probably a secret TFATK and BBB fan
You're not going to divide us any longer
>>76588164
I would eat her depression away if you know what I mean ;^)
>>76585187
We /smack!/ now
>>76588196
post ass
>>76587846
>>76587861
I just want Masvidals nod in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmaw9ZdJtqs
It is 9:40 seconds in
I made it myself but only the full screen I don't have the software to edit it so its just Masvidal without just going awful
>>76588208
I don't have any pics of her ass, hopefully someone else does though
post julianna pena
>>76588128
Objectively false, my guy. Macedo.
>>76588210
>>76588251
good taste
>>76588251
have you heard her speak?
wait matt hughes got hit by a train? LOL
>>76588234
>>76588264
Eggy
>>76588279
haven't been on heem due to all the autism so i was wondering why people were posting shit about him all day lol he was obviously trying to kill himself.
>>76588210
>>76588257
There you have it lad good job
you just know
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJZZ_SnAE9H/?taken-by=venezuelanvixen&hl=en
>>76588298
hundreds of million of dollars banging every single ring girl and female fighter and your job is to travel the world with matt serra and din thomas watching fights and talking shit to the media
Absolutely based
>>76588296
>>76588257
Thank you both of you
dont ask why I wanted it though
>>76588321
Who is that tall, older looking bald guy who is in the background of literally every media related UFC event from weigh-ins to pressers to conferences?
>>76588286
Not out of the question. People with CTE have killed and committed suicide because of it. Theres some studies and stories about it. Football players and WWE wrestlers from what i researched mainly. Thats dark tho. Maybe if he dies in the coma they can check his brain to see how bad it is.
>>76588397
thats dana white my man
>>76588128
brehs
>>76588413
No senpai I'm talking about this dude. I see him fucking everywhere.
>>76588417
>ywn
>>76588421
joes older brother, broe rogan.
>>76588421
he looks like that missing link russian boxer
>>76588263
I've heard both speak. The thought of being stuck in smalltalk with Pena makes me want to eat my gun.
>>76588421
that's Lorenzos ressurected neaderthal project.
>>76588430
wgaf gay, shes the hottest fighter, PERIOD.
>>76588437
in the ufc maybe but hottest fighter? idk m8, have you seen exhibit A?
>>76588437
I again refer you to Macedo. Or Yankova, if we're just talking MMA period.
Chapter 8
>Matt starts this chapter by sexually assaulting the aforementioned 8th grader, who's now 21, in public at a grocery store. Or "Smacking her on the ass" as he called it. Matt notices that her body is "tighter" now that she's grown up, and not the same 13 year old he'd made out with in college.
>For some reason Matt immediately tells her that he knocked his girlfriend up, and seems utterly outraged that she has decided she's
keeping the baby.
>>76588444
great body, her face is meh
>>76588444
>fat skank
pena is tight, imagine how bad dern smells
>>76588210
Why do people like Jorge Masvidal so much?
I watched that and nearly everyone there was sucking his dick, at one point a dude says he is his idol and he doesn't even smile or say thanks. He's like a more cringy, faker Tony Ferguson with less entertaining fights
>>76588430
her annoyingness makes her hotter. BAKA anon
>>76588454
This. I've rolled with a fat girl before and she smelled like cheese and her body felt like a 90's water bed.
Ch 8 cont.
>After making it back to her parents house he again begins fondling her on the couch by reaching through a hole in her jeans. He goes on to describe how he noticed she didn't shave her legs that day. (At this point I started to wonder if I mistakenly was reading Penthouse Forum or something.)
>The story line changes out of nowhere and Matt begins describing how an opponent who he was mauling once whispered to him to "take the arm," or in other words, I've had enough, please just arm-bar me, and leave me a little dignity. Matt decided he wanted to "take out some more aggression", and continued to beat the shit out of him for another round.
>Also, at the end of the chapter the victim of his sexual assault, for some reason I can't begin to fathom, breaks up with him.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geG83OsGXqs
A CUTE. CUTE
>>76588469
Lot of intensity from RDA during the weigh-in. I like it.
Might put a cheeky 500 on him.
>>76588489
>cheeky 500
>500
t. manhattanjew
>>76588489
Put it on Tarec instead
we have 3 hours left guys. im getting tired. should i nap? can one of you wake me?
>>76588459
because he's a real fighter, like nick diaz but less autism. He used to fight in kimbo slices backyard and is nicknamed after dogfighting. Pretty just bleed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0eAw0ZqSy8
>>76588015
>>76588026
This is fucking blatant
I would do anything to have Bethe sit on my face for 30 minutes and make me worship her feet intermittently.
>>76588517
>>76588489
Put it on Mayweather, the odds are absurd
>>76588506
Every pro fighter is a real fighter idiot, at least nick was being himself Jorge has one of the most put on personalities I've ever seen and is another counter fighter who needs fighters to play his game or it gets boring
If you want to have a cringy Hispanic boy chose a better one
>>76588539
>Every pro fighter is a real fighter idiot
yeah dude paige van zant is the same as this guy who was fighting roided black dudes in a backyard just so he could go buy some mcdonalds. fucking retard.
>muh cringe
have to be 18+ to post here
>>76588517
you would die
>>76588552
>>76588552
look and laugh
>>76588517
>>76584380
>Preacher's Daughter
>THE PIT BULL
>STUN GUN
>RDA
>Tuck
Not gonna make it to see the fight. Plz repost results. See y'all tomorrow.
>>76588552
>every ripped black dude is on roids
you have to be 18+ to post here
>>76588528
Betch has a nice bunda but everything else is eh
>>76588577
>Kimbo and his friends didn't ever take steroids
end your life
>>76588552
>fucking retard.
you have to be 18+ to post here
>>76588489
webm/link?