/heem/: uppercut edition

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H8RS BE GONE

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Cynthia Bless

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schaub

Is Matt kill?

this thread is already ruined can we get a new one?

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>>76582500
>>76582490
Bless.

TKO 39
Romero vs Jourdain
Fri, Jun 16, 2017 6:00PM ET
Quebec, Canada


LIVE ON FITE PASS

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Paige bless

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*GADOOOSH*

>>76582505
Callen is such an unlikable faggot.

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F

>>76582512
loser

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>>76582512
Threadly remind you're a casual that hopped on the Schaub h8er hype train.

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Schaub posting seems fun

potatoejew is dead

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Bless Cynthia

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Tuss Bless

>>76582522
I don't like to call it Schaubposting. That's pretty derogatory. I just like to be positive and bring out the best in people like Schaub does.

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Cynthia bless

>>76582522
100% it's a beast

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How is schaub posting still a thing paige posting is where its at

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>>76582517

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Is Boomboom Slurp a good fighter?

When's the last time a card was as WGAF as the UFC: Singapore card tomorrow?

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>>76582530

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>>76582476

Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 111.

>Holm
>Tybura
>Covington
>Saffiedine
>Tuck
>Harris
>Caceres
>Scoggins
>Li
>Kwak
>Inoue
>Pudilova

>>76582542
Your h8r mentality reflects poorly on YOU. ITS NOTHING about Brendan.

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miss me yet /heem/?

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>>76582537
>>76582533
Schaub bless friends

>>76582559
Schaub would choke him out in less than half a round.

>>76582517
Couldn't have happened to someone more deserving.

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Holm vs Correia
Arlovski vs Tybura
Kim vs Covington
Saffedine vs Dos Anjos
Gomi vs Tuck

>>76582559
>le google translate to talk trash on twitter man
lol

That dude is a retarded goofball.

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>>76582573
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck

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>>76582587
she and schaub should procreate

>>76582595
>From here we go to a weird story about how Matt refused to walk all of the way to the bathroom in a bar at a casino in Las Vegas, and would just publicly urinate near the bar while pretending to be getting another drink because it was "dark enough in there to get away with it." I'm at a loss for why that was included in the book. At that same bar his brother Mark's wife refused to get on the bar and dance with some other skanks despite the fact that Mark had ordered her to. She left the bar upset.
For sure just piss in the lobby my guy gadoosh.

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>>76582603

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What is Discord and how do I join?

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>>76582534
Will Cynthia finally convince the world that Calderwood is a can ? Can't stand that woman

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First for my girl

>>76582616
go to reddit.com

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>>76582618
ewwww joanna is yucky

>>76582618
would you jewanna?

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>>76582616
Stopped taking heemspeak serious when they started using """""discord"""""

>>76582618
Come on lad Jojo's never been that great
It's a winnable fight for Cynthia

>>76582640
The spammer posts threads on /b/ and /sp/ telling people to post in our thread or their mother will die.

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>>76582640
Literally what are you talking about?

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Whats your favorite knockout of all time?

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h8rs are really in shambles today. Just got back from a nice day on the beach to have a nice discussion on heem and the past couple threads have been awful.

If you don't like Schaub. Filter us, we don't care, we're not here for your attention.

Otherwise buzz off and join your own little Reddit communities. This is heem and its not going to change

H8rs be gone!!!

>>76582640
i think it's the calendarsperg mostly. no one will go that much out of their way to change the filenames.. right?

Oh for sure a 0-0 Boxer will win rounds against an undefeated 49-0 GOAT of Boxing 100% my guy

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>>76582656
better quality bro

>>76582658
who's your favorite female fighter?

>>76582649
lol that's actually clever i can't think of any other way to get people to enter a thread they don't care about

>>76582626
>tfw know a girl who looks just like this

>>76582626
>>76582684
MOAR

>A family member shoots himself over a girl, and Matt skips the funeral decided to go to a wrestling meet instead. After getting drunk one night they take a bunch of girls "swimming" in some sort of pond/rain water/sewer runoff. There is a whirlpool that's formed in the sewage pond, and Matt and 2 other drunk college kids get caught in the current. Matt pulls himself out but the 2 other kids drowned. He talks about how God saved him.(apparently God hated the other 2 drunk college kids) They feel so sorry for the 2 kids that died, that the same night the go out and get drunk again, and look for girls. They end up at a house party, and are having no luck with the girls, so they started eating food from the cabinets and refrigerator. When confronted by the home's owner, they throw him through a window, and leave before the cops get there. Matt then starts fighting MMA and kicking everyone's ass easily. Pat Miletich refs one of Matt's fights, and is so impressed he invites him to train with them.
Oh shit two of my buddies died better find some skanks 100% my guy

>>76582693
This leaf is such a nerd lol

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>>76582573
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
Dos Anjos
Gomi

>Chapter 5 is mostly uneventful, just talks about his first fight in Japan, and so on. He does manage to say "I would have done anything for a country breakfast in Japan" which did nauseate me momentarily. The end of the chapter starts picking up momentum when at Mark's wedding, the boys snub their dad, not allowing him in the family photos. Later, after getting completely plastered they beat the shit out of their new in-laws at the wedding reception, and the entire event turns into what Matt calls "A Battle Royal."
Don't forget to get completely wasted and beat the shit out of your in-laws at your rape victims wedding gadoosh

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>boxing in charge of matchmaking

>>76582706
>>76582707
>Hurting.
lmao rednecks get fuuuucked

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>>76582633

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>>76582716
Funny how people get infuriated with me but don't care whatsoever that you spam all day about Schaub's baby son and make a mockery of him. A little baby is the source of your pleasure. Get help dude, please.

>>76582693
Remember when he talked about cutting off a baby pig's testicles and then throwing them at someone he disliked? And then how he cut the pig's belly in front of him so he could scare him with the scream? For sure praying for him to survive my man

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>>76582715
>He does manage to say "I would have done anything for a country breakfast in Japan" which did nauseate me momentarily

What's wrong with wanting some food from your home country when travelling abroad?

>>76582730
pearl is way hotter

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>>76582750

>>76582648
That's why I'm saying. After Cynthia subs her in 1st round everybody will finally get that Calderwood is hot trash not worthy of #7

>>76582746
>>76582750
>I forgot in Chapter 4, him and Mark both make-out with the same 8th grade girl while they are in college. Why he would include that I have no idea. It had nothing to do with the story.
Don't forget to be a pedophile 100% my guys, real american hero right there.

>>76582706
cuck

The Mayweather Conor fight is going to be just like the CM Punk vs Mickey Gall fight. Where some people think Punk/Conor seriously has a chance beforehand because they never saw them fight, and then reality hits.

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>>76582760
Please kill yourself. Your life is pathetic and meaningless and your existence only serves to make the world a worse place.

>>76582769
She's not that bad either.
I don't think she's a great fighter but #7 sees apt in the division no?

Can Cynthia actually fight for a title one of these days?

Does she have potential? Or do people just post her because she's kinda attractive?

>>76582693
What is this from

lmao @ niggerpad turning on calendarnigger

what zilches

>>76582793
Matt Hughes once wrote a book.

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/McCorkles-Matt-Hughes-Book-Review:1691049

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>>76582573
Holm
Arlovski
Kim
Rda
Gomi

>>76582803
thanks

>>76582792
>>76582810
>the spammer has to resort to nonoffensive stock photos of white women laughing
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>76582790
She's a straweight so it doesnt take that much to get a tittle shot and her ground game is actually looked great so far she'll get a shot at some point

>>76582779
Seems a bit harsh?

You guys think his mom is in the living room so he can't reach into the scat folder just yet?

>>76582839
realistically? yes

Why is he spamming in the first place.

>>76582552
It's funny that you always insist there is something wrong with people who don't like your posts while being completely oblivious to how weird it is to spend hours every day of every week doing the same thing and getting the same negative response and then acting like you thought everyone would have changed their mind since the 12 hours before

>>76582781
Moroz
Esparza
Cynthia
Markos
all ranked below her and all better

>>76582864
He blames us for sending /wwe/ to /asp/.

>>76582864
le ebin triggers, just report and ignore.

>Things take a very interesting turn in chapter 3 when Mark and Matt's father has the balls to scold Mark for riding a motorcycle without a helmet. Without letting him finish, the Hughes brothers, physically attack their father, and beat the shit out of him, finally showing him who's boss. Later Mark threatens to throw his mom out of a window or something like that when she's stupid enough to correct him. Not surprisingly the family splits up.
Broken home because you can't stop beating the shit out of your parents. What an idol. Throw another burger on the BBQ know what I'm saying.

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>>76582790
She's definitely a prospect. She's a well-rounded fighter, and has one of the better ground games at 115. She also trains at a high level camp known for producing good wrestleboxers.

>>76582831
scatspammer deserves it
i sincerely mean every word of what I said

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>>76582872
kek is this true? why does he always throw people through windows

Chapter 8

>Matt starts this chapter by sexually assaulting the aforementioned 8th grader, who's now 21, in public at a grocery store. Or "Smacking her on the ass" as he called it. Matt notices that her body is "tighter" now that she's grown up, and not the same 13 year old he'd made out with in college. For some reason Matt immediately tells her that he knocked his girlfriend up, and seems utterly outraged that she has decided she's keeping the baby.

This is gold.

Imagine having to deal with the broken captchas just to spam and have your posts ultimately deleted memento later

>>76582878
Are you sure you didn't quote the wrong guy all he did was post a webm

>>76582873
kek

>>76582790
Dana seems to be really big on Cynthia so he's going to give her the clearest shot to a title that any contender can get. She's gonna get the most favorable match ups in the top 10 straight to Joanna

>>76582891
Are these for real ? You gotta be bamboozling me

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>>76582873
whoa is this what HGH does to you?

>>76582891
>This chapter should have been titled "I am such a badass." Matt misses no opportunity to pat himself on the back for his fights. He talks about steamrolling everybody. Later Matt shows his utter lack of character when he divulges that he guilt-tripped a fellow mitetich guy into letting him win a grappling match at the Abu Dhabis so he could get the bonus money for fastest submission. The guy fakes like Matt submitted him, earning Matt $1,500 for fastest submission. The way Hughes rationalized it was "The winner faced Tito Ortiz, and we both knew I was the only one that would have a chance against him." He admits Tito beat him in the grappling match, but remembers being surprised at how much stronger he was than Tito. He basically says Tito got lucky in beating him. More later on.
He's a character.

>>76582887
>Matt hughes fan.
KO via train.

>>76582885
People always throw people through windows 100% my dude. Isn't that how you say hello in the south? Sexual assault and launch a dude through a window.

>>76582916
Why are you posting a picture of a baby?

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>>76582573
Holm
Tybura
Kim
RDA
Tuck

>>76582865
He doesn't understand that they don't like his posts.

>>76582919
I'd like to give the benefit of the doubt that these are paraphrased and slightly exacerbated. I can't actually imagine that Matt Hughes did these things verbatim and was unabashed by it

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>>76582896
no, it's definitely him
he's been spamming cynthia pictures and webms for this entire thread
nobody here except for him would post that many pictures of a single thing for no reason whatsoever

>>76582790
>kinda attractive
You dorks have the lowest standards. It's actually amazing.

>>76582911
>Matt talks about how he and Jens Pulver used to belittle new members at the Miletich gym. He talks about how they both made fun of and ignored a fat kid who was seemingly in awe of them. That fat kid was Tim Sylvia. He talks about how the UFC temporarily released him "by mistake." He finished the chapter by divulging that he likes to eat at Hooters, and he knocked up the gym skank, who he describes as having "nice boobs, even though they were fake" and "her hips were a little too wide for his taste." Apparently not to wide to impregnate.
100%

It's fun looking back to see Matt Hughes and his cronies are literally all brain damaged now.

>>76582517
>>76582570
You guys are some heartless bastatds, but I can't say I'm surprised. I expected memes to be made of the situation. He's in a hospital near my area, I hope he recovers.

>>76582865
i think what he's doing completely sails over your head

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serious question. is anybody willing to round up MMA analysts picks for each card we do predictions for? i'd like to put analysts predictions on the sheet with heem predictions but there's no source that has them all together and im not willing to gather them all up myself so anybody else willing to do it?
Canadian Stat Autist does the stats, I do the graphics, and somebody else can do this. real heem teem effort

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>>76582865
Your h8 combined with shoulder length hair is clouding your thinking h8r, evaluate yourself before you evaluate us!

>>76582865
People love my posts bro

>>76582948
>He doesn't know SHIT about pro fighters.
Learn yourself.

>>76582658
If you aren't doing it for attention then why do you do it every single day and respond to every "h8r" you can? Your behavior doesn't match your words guy. If you didn't show up and try to force schaub into every thread when you know we don't like it there wouldn't be a problem. You can't reasonably claim we are the bad guys when you start it every single time by posting a dozen schaub images per thread. That is litterally spamming. Just because the text of your post isn't jumbled random charcters doesn't mean it isn't.

verb: spam; 3rd person present: spams; past tense: spammed; past participle: spammed; gerund or present participle: spamming
1.
send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the Internet.

>>76582865
You're not even talking to springsbro.

>>76582967
Not worth it man

>>76582976
calendarnigger asshat 1 you are too funny

imagine getting mad at 4chand being unable to hide the post

i LAUGH @ zilches like you

>>76582946
>>76582963
>Having sympathy for a psychopath.
You from the south too Juan?

>>76582976
He does it to get a reaction out of dipshits like you and it works every fucking day

this thread sucks. i want more analysis like last thread. don't make me go to reddit for that friends

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>>76582979
yeah, you'd have to watch hours of video each week. im not up for that shit
>>76582981
#rip robin blacked

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>>76583016
We are all just killing time waiting for the new BBB to drop.

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>>76582936
Welcome back Pajeet, is it really you?

>>76583013
>Confirmed pedophile mexican from the south.
lmao go home juan

>responding to phoneposters

>>76583016
Then dont post "this thread sucks" and post about things actually related to mma

>>76583016
live fights in 40 minutes

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Second for my girl.My girl is the most beautiful fighter in mma.I don't support any other girl in mma besides her but you people really you're one of a kind.That Cynthia Calvillo the moment she loses you're gonna abandon her in a minute and find someone else,another qt that won in her last fight and sells herself after.Every fucking time you're doing the same and these girls know exactly whats going on.You're a fucking joke and you will never learn

>>76583031
He's immature no doubt, but when you sit back and watch these threads get derailed everyday by one or two guys posting pictures of schaub or whatever and then everyone else going full autism mode because of it, you can see the humor in it

>>76583037
ok can yoelposter and jacareposter get back to it i had it 10-8 yoelposter in the first round cuz jacareposter was making up alot of shit

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Was it suicide?

>>76583052
how does it feel knowing cynthia could choke her out at will?

>>76583030
BAS!

>>76583016
yeah same

whos your favorite female fighter?

>>76583059
>Juan trying so hard.
I hope you didn't cry to badly when your hero died 100%

>>76583062
A great battle indeed

>>76583065
more like overconfidence

>>76583060
It's for sure a beast

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>>76583062

>>76583052
can you post some lewd images of your girl?

>>76583065
Do they mean that the crossing only had a sign like there were no gate things that come down?

>>76583065
Brain damage brought upon by hanging out with southern mexicans like Juan here most likely.

>>76583094
How do you keep getting away with this

>>76583065
judging from these excerpts from his book i wouldn't be surprised if he was trying to outrun the train

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>>76583016
Here is why you should take Aaron Pico seriously:

The guy was a cadet world champion in wrestling, and a Junior silver and bronze medalist.

The guy quit wrestling in highschool because he basically knew that there was nothing there for him. He quit school altogether, and started travelling around the world competing in freestyle tournaments. He decided to not even go to college to wrestle because he wasn't interested in wrestling Folk, a style exclusively wrestled in the U.S. This coming after he was a state champion in high school. The guy hasn't been concerned with taking the regular path, he has always forged his own, and has been able to train seriously from a young age in a way that no one I can think of could. His path so far has been fairly unprecedented.

His coaches are some of the best in the world. His wrestling coach, Valentin Kalika is the guy who just finished coaching Helen Maroulis to an Olympic title in Rio. His conditioning coach, Nick Curson is the guy who trains RDA, Werdum, Lyoto and his brother, and countless other world class athletes. The dudes athletes have the best conditioning in the business, and Curson has spoken many times about Aarons ability to break people.

He isn't new to MMA. Everyone knows he is a world class wrestler. Having placed 2nd at the Olympic trials to a fucking BEAST in Frank Molinaro. Everyone has heard a bit about his boxing as well, having won multiple tournaments. But he actually also competed in Pankration when he was younger alongside boxing. There is no aspect of MMA that Pico is entirely unfamiliar with. I'm not saying he is definitely a world beater in any of them, except perhaps his conditioning, and maybe his wrestling, but his biggest challenge coming into MMA will be learning how to effectively combine all of his skills.

Don't sleep on this young man. He says that in 5 years time that no one will be able to touch him, and that he will be a world champion. And it's hard to doubt him.

>>76583098
Cuz it's funny

>>76583090
heeminder that this is all you need to filter the spam
https://pastebin.com/Svym8vgj

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>>76582993
You are deluded and obsessed. I pray to schaub that he cleanses your fingers and your mind

>>76583090
its not spamming pictures its the fact that he does that and 100% of the time gets people to derail the thread just by arguing with him about spamming

>>76583107
you're the biggest whiner on this entire website

>>76582778
The difference here though is that Punk fought largely scripted fights that consisted of many techincal moves and theatricality. Conor at least has experience in striking, which will translate to boxing even if Mayweather ultimately has the advantage due to almost solely focusing on boxing. You might be right about the odds, but I think it is a fair bit better than Punk's chances.

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>>76583117

>>76583090
That's because you're one of the giant autists that freaks out and cries about it every single day.

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>>76583116
you sure about that?

>>76583103
>Get so flustered you try to correct sentences.
I didn't realize you were such a delicate flower Juan.

>>76583114
Honestly I wish nobody would argue. Heem would be much better if the h8rs would just shut the ef up and let us all bask in the glory of Schaub.

>>76583039
what? who's fighting?

heem.com/schaub

which one of you did this?

>>76583145
Seriously man you just keep taking their fucking bait

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>t-t-this time im going to filter and ignore it!!!

>>76583145
Im beginning to suspect that you're the spammer. All you do is spend entire threads whining about schaub and the spammer, responding to almost every single post saying "spammer" just to derail threads, I'm going to stop responding to you and giving you your satisfaction. Schaub Bless

>>76583141
some minor league mma promotion in quebec, appears to be a bit of a tournement. fightpass only, doubt there will be any streams.

Great thread so far

SB

Schaub Bless!

>>76583157
>This is literally what you resort to to try and insult people on 4chan.
Calm down Juan you can go visit him in the hospital 100%

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>>76583052
Wasn't Karolina your girl less than a month ago ? Don't blame you fr dropping her after her last performance tho
>>76583016
He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.

He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.

He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.

He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.

He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.

He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.

He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.

He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.

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>>76583134
that it would

>>76583185
Now this, is how you do da dam ting

How do we convince Hiroshimoot to ban the Schaubposter? Every fucking thread turns to shit when he shows up and he's literally always here. Can we collectively bribe him? A few dollars a person might go a long way.

Notice how the h8rs have to constantly make crap up about Brendan? They Never even disagree with his ideas or opinions, just make dumb shops and twist his name. They can't actually find ANYTHING of substance to dislike about him.

>>76583210
I think he loves Schaub too much to take the money and stop posting

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>76583200
Keep trying Juan you're just getting desperate now.

>>76583210
I have barely even posted in this thread. You're falling for trolls trolling trolls.

>>76583242
Says the guy that's crying cause people are being mean to Matt Hughes.

Desperate Juan.

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>>76583219
Right here

This thread is honestly an all-time low for /heem/. Just fucking ignore the shitposters and trolls!!!

>>76583233
He posts on /b/. He's a teenager. He's sick.

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Favorite fighter in Bellator?

>>76583257
agreed

SB

>>76583260
For me, it's Chael P Sonnen.

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Yes, yes, it's all good and whatever.

But WHY is Candylei ducking based Charles "Krazy Horse" Bennett?

>>76583260
D A N I S

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>>76583257
have we reached the height of heem autism?

https://youtu.be/nnd0hTUGHDU
@1:52

Thoughts?

>>76583260
Rory out of reasonably aged ones, Fedor or Chael out of dinosaurs.
I don't follow lelator much

>>76583268
Cute new angle.
Predictable for a desperate mexcian but I'm not impressed.

Apply yourself my man I know you can do better.

>>76583295
rank em

>>76583260
Daley even despite the last loss

>>76583260
DIllon

>>76583260
Dillon Danis!!

>>76583322
I'd recommend Schaub winning the belt. Always brings a smile to my face.

>>76583260
Dillon

>>76583260
What is this Bellator? Some other league perhaps?

>>76583322
Is that what you did when you heard the news that Matt tried to headbutt a train?

>Literally TKO'd.
Don't need to reply to me anymore. I can tell you're really hurt by all this. Don't shed to many tears now sweet pea.

>>76583260
Dillon Danis

>>76583346
you hiding replies too?
hiding stubs?

i dont hide either but im really thinking about it

>>76583364
I don't filter because I'm not a sensitive baby.

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>>76583260
Phil Davis has one of the best wrestling rides outside of Convington and Maia

love watching him fight

>>76583345
Are you trolling or do you just hate the guy that much? It doesnt bother me im just curious

This is the kind of thread you will tell your grandkids about.

>>76583372
Same. Pretty sweet he's rematching Bader.

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9000+ hours

>>76583379
This is the thread that will get /heem/ moved to /asp/. Thank you all for playing. :^)

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What do you think of my oc, /heem/?

>>76583406
4/10

>>76583406
Schaub choked that goof out in the first round.

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I'm surprised how quicky heem went back to '''''''normal'''''''' from Goober vs Maynigger

>>76583406
My hughes image is obviously superior but it's a nice job either way my dude 100%

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>>76583346
He's a triggered little pissbabby. This is his entire life. The Jacare/Woodley poster literally lives here

>>76583418
Its a boxing match that FLoyd's going to win easy there isnt much to discuss. The press conferences should be fun here though

>>76583420
Feels good as long as I got you with me boo. :*

>>76583418
why you gotta be racis poland? i thought you were cool?

>>76583418
Shows me that no one really gives a shit. Think it's going to reach May/Pac numbers?

>>76583418
Once the new BBB drops we will have a lot more to talk about.

When is Mayweather vs McGregor press conference?

>>76583398
masterfully done my schaub loving friend

>>76583420
feels good because i know memories are temporary specially with things like dementia and alzheimers

but living in the moment living with anonymous that is forever specially with the way the NSA records everything

our lulz will outlive any human memory as long as their is the internet

tilts his kilt
cause fedoras are for SJW

>>76583426
Is that the guy that was trying to argue that Jacare is as good at takedowns as Yoel?

>>76583460
Not to myself, but to the mini schaub that lives in my head, that lives in all our heads

>>76583454
>our lulz
Cringe, how old are you? I'd honestly like to know

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>>76583455
I think you'd be surprised, it probably was though he draws out arguments for entire threads because of his autism, he's from /nba/ and doesn't even like mma that much, just shitposting

>>76583422
Thanks bro. hey show that hughes image

>>76583260
I dont have one, but my mom does

Did the train train UFC?

>>76583478
Royce Gracie was reportedly driving.

>>76583480
and mcgregor is better? don't be racist my man

>>76583260
Dillon Danis. Marcelo Garcia must still be seething that his mom is a fan. Based Dillon and Based Mansher shuttin the h8rs up and down day by day

>>76583467
whenver i make you cringe you make me hard
you enable me
i am an oldfag of 2015
2 summers vet
i am anonymous
i am legion

Is Holm vs. Correira the female equivalent of Mayweather vs. McGregor?

>>76583494
Well he can read above a 2nd grade level and i dont think he's every beaten a woman

>>76583478
Train trains Pride cause they don't have weight limit on HW and they'd sanction anything in Japan

How could this thread be any better?

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>>76583517
More schaub

>>76583506
wasn't he having cocaine parties while his waifu was preggers? and he used that as an excuse not to find.

he should learn from based adan

>>76583521
I actually volunteered for the Trump Campaign working the phone lines and putting up yard signs, posters

My goals are smoking weed, getting lulz and memes

>>76583534
>find
FIGHT

I'm actually fucking disgusted by all you teenage and manchild autistic shitheads killing this community. Sure it was never much, but it was at least better than this. Fuck this place. I'll take Reddit's Nazi mods if it means I'll never have to interact with you disgusting aspies again. Or if someone starts that private discord holla at me. But /heem/ is dead. Of that there is no doubt. /asp/ and 90% Schaubposting and womanly gossip about each other by the end of the summer. Fucking neckbeards.

>>76583534
The cocaine rumors were from like a year ago. i havent seen anything recently. Although Eddie tried to say that Conor was cheatin on his girl and had another baby but no one gave a fuck what he was saying

I just want Whittaker to win because he reminds me of jack from Lost

>>76583576
No one will miss you.

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>>76583576
good riddance

>>76583545
Good talk coach! See ya underneath the wrestling gen

>>76583594
LOL he changes his filenames now, what a dork

>>76583577
>>76583592

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This thread needs some DillGOD

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>>76583605
He cant understand the beauty of schaub

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>>76583629
Sounds like she's a fan

>>76583619
At least we'll always be together. <3

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Mom's gonna FREAK!

I have the next thread ready should i post it?

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>>76583657
Too bad he didnt have the shitty tattoo in that

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>>76583657
>>76583677

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>>76583671
yes

>>76582476
>Hughes airlifted to hospital after truck hit by train
Did Hughes try to kill himself?

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>>76583676
your mommy is a fan?

>>76583676
>/heem/ will always be on /sp/

Only if Connor wins. We have a bet with /box/ loser moves to /asp/

>>76583706
Probably, CTE will make you do fucked up stuff.

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>>76583725
Are you actually retarded?

So wait, is the next fight happening at 5am PST?
I know how Europeans feel now

>People not realizing these Hughes book review snippets are from UG

Get out 200'rs

>>76582617
>>76582635
>>76582654
>>76582675
>>76582702
>>76582718
>>76582765


looks like a dude

>>76583706
If i was going to kill myself, parking my truck in front of a train seems like an extremely painful and unreliable way to do it

>>76582873
looks like shit

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>>76583753
you look like a dude

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>>76583755
Just do it. You're always talking about it. You can't break a PROMISE. Do it now.

Your family will get over it.

>>76583743
There is a show on soon but apparently everyone here is too poor to avoid fightpass

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I always assumed matt hughes was a nice guy but after reading a little about him he seems like a legit cock and idk what to feel about his accident

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>>76583774
Thanks my man.

>>76583753
Wait until you hear what she sounds like

>>76583741
when the fuck are we getting the nudes? I know they're out there with how much selfies she takes