Whats the best food for an athlete?

>>76578390
chicken, fish, egg, beef, greens

/thread

we had this same thread yesterday, Im not just telling the same fucking jokes we did less than 24 hours ago

roastbeef

>>76578502
holy fuck, I'd eat the shit out of that

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>/ck/ memes bleeding into other boards

First with "for me, it's ___", and now this. Truly the best timeline.

>>76578502

looks burnt

>>76578421
Banner-worthy.

>>76578390
Joe dropping an advert there with that sauce

>>76578502
>Tattoos
>meme american food
literally -reddit

Sprite and cheese pizza

>>76578390
Pasta.
I used to do athletics and swimming competitions and was told to have a small pasta meal a couple of hours before the competitions start.

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>>76578502
>strangers putting sauce on your shit

YOU DON'T KNOW IF I WANT OR HOW MUCH I WANT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76579193
Stale meme, friend.

>>76578502
>burnt mush with meat taste dripped in oil
nice cuisine

>>76579335
>muh sausages and beer

vegan food

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>>76578390
rate my food fellow athletes

>>76579570
Guess that answers that question

>>76578759
>>76578764
>>76579335
>I've never had properly smoked meat before

I actually kind of pity you guys

>>76578759
>>76578764
>>76579335
You guys aren't serious right?

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>>76579540
Don't you dare degrading a sweet portion of Currywursst with a cooled Weihenstephaner weissbier to wash it down

>>76578502
>burnt
kek

>>76578449

>>76578759
>>76578764
>>76579928

you're shit a cuisine

>>76578502
Nigger I'd have to eat this over the course of a week

Eggs, steak, vegetables, milk, some fruit, fish, complex carbs, chicken, some simple carbs for post-workout.

Fucktons of water.

>>76580626
>complex carbs
>>complex carbs

>>76580678
really activates my almonds

>>76580621
>Amerishart pretending to not be fat
lmao enjoy your heart diseases

>>76580712
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
DO ONTO OTHERS WHAT OTHERS WOULD DO ONTO YOU AND I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF
IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY HOW YOU TALK ME LIKE THIS BECAUSE OF MY FLAG DICKHEAD
FUCK OFF
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL NOBODY'S LAUGHING YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU ARE A CUNT
FUCK OFF TI'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ALRIGHT
I'M NOT FUCKING READING THIS FUCK OFF IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY

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is this meal elite?

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>>76578426
Michael Phelps.
You forgot something.

>>76580752
4 u

>>76580752
vibrant and appealing as a bulgarian commie block

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>>76580768
what about this one?

>>76578502
Carbon.
Yum.

wtf?

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>>76580785
show some respect or ill send you another gommie president to rebuild all your favellas with gommieblocks, gaiboi

>>76578704
>/ck/
>"For me it's _______."
lel
It came from Zidane, ffs. He's got nothing to do with cooking.

>>76580788
>>76580797
is this the power of the Alpha Brain? impressive

>>76580764
>injecting roids into a vein
lmao

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>>76580808
wrong

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>>76580808

>>76580748
Didn't read lol

>>76580788
pretty good

>>76580865
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY
DO ONTO OTHERS WHAT OTHERS WOULD DO ONTO YOU AND I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF
IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY HOW YOU TALK ME LIKE THIS BECAUSE OF MY FLAG DICKHEAD
FUCK OFF
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL NOBODY'S LAUGHING YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU ARE A CUNT
FUCK OFF TI'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ALRIGHT
I'M NOT FUCKING READING THIS FUCK OFF IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY

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>>76578426
>6 to 8 pizza slices
>6 to 8

I bet all of those anti-common core RACISTS are feeling really stupid right now.

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Courtesy of /fit/

>>76580875
Okay now you are just being mean

>>76578502
>people being contrarian against this
predictable
Looks delicious anon

>>76578390

>eggs with raw yolk
>jalapenos
>shit toast bread
>some processed bullshit "meat"
>hot sauce

Yeah, no. I'd rather starve than eat this shit """food"""

>>76580918
Bone apple tit!

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protein

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The food of North

>>76580971
>I'd rather starve than eat this shit """food"""
>bulgaria

you probably already are starving lol

>>76581009

How can I be starving when I'm eating your mum every day?

>>76580996
That's like a thousand dollars worth of food. I make less than that in one month.

>>76581034
realistically thats like $150 worth of food at most, maybe $200 if you factor in the condiments, buns and beer. Its probably cheaper desu

You can get a whole cow for around $1000

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>>76581034
>a thousand dollars worth of food

>>76580918
is that a frog corpse?

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>>76580998
uma delícia...

>>76581034

Maybe where you live, but in the US that's around $200

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Pastel & Sugarcane Juice

>>76581034
>mexipoors

>>76581121
That sounds good. What's it taste like?

>>76581215
In Brazil, pastel (pl. pastéis) is a typical fast-food Brazilian dish, consisting of half-circle or rectangle-shaped thin crust pies with assorted fillings, fried in vegetable oil. The result is a crispy, brownish fried pie. The most common fillings are ground meat, mozzarella, heart of palm, catupiry cream cheese, chicken and small shrimp. Pastéis with sweet fillings such as guava jam with Minas cheese, banana and chocolate also exist, but are not so common.

>>76581215
like attention seeking monkeys that post shitty idiosyncratic meme food like this, out of context, on a international imageboard for no reason other than "huehue im brazilian huehue"

>>76581324
>having underdog complex

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>>76581378
>having the "lol look at me im brazilian, I will find a way to shoehorn in this thread what pastel and coxinha is, its uma delícia kkk brigadeiro is the best kkk we are so different, try guaraná, pls like brazil gringos " complex

>>76581436
>hiddening Brazil

stop listening to joe rogan
stop posting joe rogans breakfast

>>76578426

>energy drinks for dinner

is this nigger retarded?

>Ctrl + F "sopa de macaco"
>0 results

this thread is absolute shit

>>76581320
This sounds great desu

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>>76581518
go away, Redban

>>76578390
i'm so hard right now

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>>76580788

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rate my lunch from earlier on lads

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>>76584295
>beans on bread

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>>76581569
that's just sad

>>76578502

fuck this looks amazing

>>76578502

americans
>this looks so good

europeans
>burnt shit

lel

>>76584428

What's wrong with it? apart from the low quality meat

>>76578390
rogan those are some nasty ass eggs i hate you so much but the pod game ridiculous

>>76579284
>not trusting the chef
just buy food in another place then, you whiny faggot

is it true that non-argentines don't eat cow meat at least twice a day?

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>>76578390

>>76580808
You're literally wrong. "for me it's the McChicken"..

>>76581569
jesus what a depressing video clip

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the real answer is whatever they want
for your average person yeah diet is 50 to maybe even 70% of the fitness battle
just depends on the work you want to put in
I mean yeah its easier and better to start a fire with propane or wooden logs
but trash and sytrofoam and plastic burn also. just a dirtier fire.
with genetics and conditioning being the bigger factor for athletes. you could feed them burger king dollar menu for half a year and the decline in the overall performance would be negligible. I'd say that sleep is probably more important for athletes in the long run.
>exceptions
>boxers, gymnasts, olympic athletes making weight, mma fighters

people forget that some of the greatest athletes of all time ate like truckers and still performed at pinnacle levels. actually it kinda sucks the amount of micro managing clubs have over their players diets now. I mean put in a weight clause or whatever but fuck dont feed them like fucking thoroughbred horses.

>>76584428
>>76585204
It's from the dollar store, I'm impressed it turned out that well

>>76578426
>tfw eat healthier than an Olympic gold medalist and probably work out just as much minus all the cardio

>>76579570
Horse eat that and they run pretty fast, they look pretty athletic and have big dicks.

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>>76585294
>minus all the cardio

>>76585285
that's what makes it so depressing. you can get fresh steak from the grocery that size for like 2 bucks but this dude had to go to the dollar store and get some tiny thin frozen depressing piece of horse meat which cooked up to look like a chicken embryo

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>>76585132
>the city of (you)

>>76578502
not enough meat, I want my cancer yesterday

needs more pure carbon too, should just stir it all in a pot of ash yummmmmmmmmmmmm

>>76578704
>>76580788
eat some fruits and very good

>>76578502
How the fuck do you eat all of that?
>inb4 Amerifat

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>>76585077
>>76585093
>>76585107
As a pescetarian these look taste af

>>76579335

Bro you are German.

Ive been to your shit country. Your beer all tastes the same (Muh Purity laws). All you food is deep fried or carbs.

If any country should be last to talk shit about the US when it comes to food it is Germany.

>>76585294

So minus all the working out?

>>76580830
>not naming the webm salmonella

>>76578502
Isn't it a portuguese dish? The sandwich looks like a francisinha.

>>76580998

BBQ sauce, bread crumbs and olives?

>>76591567
It's açaí and manioc flour

>>76579916
>weissbier
Why not drink piss straight from that dog's dick?

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This thread needs more ja/ck/

>>76578390
A literal heart attack om a plate.

Gotta be an American.

>>76592320
Out of all those Jack webms I have seen posted in the last years on /sp/, that actually looks like the best.
>>76586471
I miss Obama, lads.

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>>76581034
>I make less than $12K/year

Holy shit your counrty is pathetic

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>>76592320
Ja/ck/ only cooks the most nutritional of foods

>>76578409
>he thinks real athletes have low carb diets

>>76593529
I wish I could just start a business like this. Just some dude in a hut making one thing, his specialty that everyone loves. No menu, no bullshit, straight up, do you want one or not? Nice and simple.

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>>76579570
I wonder who is behind this post

>>76593529

> not cutting it in triangles

*swipes left*

>>76594228
Just do it!

>>76586471

How jealous do you think Malia is of Sasha getting the better looks?

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>>76593871
kino

>>76578502
I'm the only one conflicted about this ? Unironically can't say if it's delicious or disgusting...
Vegetables looks amazing tho

Spider nest covered with frothy dog vomit #umadelicia #soulfood