Leave Ronaldo to me.

TM

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Right city, wrong team.

>>76577569
He'll go to Miami eventually, when he's like 38. Or LAFC.

Please come to Florida, Ronaldo honey, please. We miss you.
Ronaldo, honey. Are you washing your ass, Ronaldo?

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>The title "Real" (Spanish pronunciation: [reˈal]) is a Spanish word which means "royal" in English. The term is usually used by Spanish clubs who have received royal patronage from a reigning Spanish king, the most famous of which include Real Madrid, Real Betis and Real Sociedad. In choosing the name "Real", owner Dave Checketts intended to create a brand name that would become well known for its simplicity, as well as an association with the world-famous club in Madrid that the club had been striving toward.[3] One of the reasons for using Real was founder Dave Checketts' admiration for Real Madrid during his time as the general manager of the Utah Jazz National Basketball Association franchise. Checketts also found it encouraging that Real Madrid had a basketball team as well.[4]

>Local reaction to the new team's name was initially met with mixed feelings, as fans believed that using a traditionally Spanish name was akin to a move of cultural appropriation.[5][6] On top of that, some thought that the name sounded contrived, and did not truly reflect the Salt Lake area, with other team names such as "Highlanders", "Salt Lake SC", or "Union SLC" being more preferred. However, by at least 2014, reaction to the name had improved, with the team establishing its identity as a representative of Salt Lake.[7][8]

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>>76577597
Why did they make this team again? MLS is so fucking retarded.

Is that the new Samsung phone?

>>76577597
Nice logo™

If the galaxy have the money to even make the move I'll be surprised. They are probably the only club in the MLS who could even have that amount of cash on hand, but I still doubt it. I think the bookies have it as 20/1 odds that he lands on any MLS team too, so it's possible in their eyes.