Ronaldo to Manchester United for $180m

tsu?

>Ronaldo goes to manure for 200m
>destroys bournemouth, newcastle, watford and stoke
>crocks his knee
>retires after one year

lol

>>76575006
>Ronaldo goes to Man U
>wins ANOTHER CL
>5th, most of any player in history

>>76574956
>Brexit's real purpose was to invalidate the EU extradition agreements so Ronaldo would come back

Impressive.

>>76575013
Maldini already had 5

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>selling him at a bargain price of £80m
>he leaves and wins three European Cups
>buying him back for twice the price, at the age of 32, when he now devotes most of his time to perfecting cloning techniques

Fuck off Ronnie.

>>76575031
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76574956
>$180m for tsunaldo

Holy shit, what a scam

>>76575006
>Ronaldo ends up in the MLS

>>76575037
He's at his peak RIGHT NOW

He scored 10 goals in the last 5 CL games

>>76575013
>who are gento, di stefano, maldini, zarraga and seedorf

>>76575037
>implying ronaldo won't play until he's 40

He's the most professional player in the history of the sport, perhaps even more than Zanetti

>>76575062
>He's at his peak RIGHT NOW

He can't dribble any more, he can't outrun most defences any more. Most of his goals are tap ins and lucky strikes.

This is unironically the best thing that could happen to RM. I wouldn't be surprised if Florentino pushed the case himself on purpose so he would want to leave.

>>76575092
>implying you could have won the CL without his 10 goals in the last 5 games

lmao, real madrid fans are delusional fucks, you will get punished for not being loyal to Tsunaldo-sama

>>76575054
>Ronaldo goes to MLS
>Wins Champions League anyway.
Also
>Portugal gets invited to Copa America and wins it. Before Messi.

>>76575100
>Play's with the second greatest midfield in history
>"It's all him!!1!"

>>76575112
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>>76575092
>tap ins and lucky strikes
So why don't you just become a multi milionaire footballer if scoring is so easy, mate?

>>76575100
kek they could pay my grandma to stand offside and have the best team in the world revolve around feeding her easy tap ins, and she would win a cl for zidane too

I want the bandwagoner Argentinian to go to sleep so the civilized countries can have a proper conversation.

>>76575152
SOON

>>76575150
The 1st goal in the CL final was 100% his creation, you dumbass

>>76575137
I did it m8, I'm posting from my yacht right now.

>>76575163
Cristiano?

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>That would be 250M pounds+ tip for 32 years old Ronaldo Eddie
>If you want,James and Morata would be included in 400M pounds pack Eddie

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Imagine if he came back to Manchester and went on to become top goal scorer of both Real Madrid and United.

>>76574956
meh. Called it tbqh. Everything aligned too well

>patetico sanction so no ouiman
>zlatan ded
>CL spot
>copious customer money to spend on dab machines
>tsuman has rough year with fans
>finally wins doblete and breaks yet another record
>

>>76575160
whoa he created a goal?? so that's why he's compared to messi

>>76575031
He has 3 CLs. Check your football knowledge. Ronaldo, Messi, Iniesta, Casillas etc. have 4.

>>76575270
he has scored 32 goals in the decisive CL games (QF, semi, final), vs. Messi's 16

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>>76575278

>>76575137
is reading comprehension poor in netherlands?

they're just trying to distract you from his tax evasion

If tap ins are so easy why didnt messi score any against juventus?

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>>76575305
>wikishit
>1989 & '90
>CLs

>>76575384
because barca have different tactics to real

It's true the Halal fans don't respect him as much as they should which is a bit ridiculous considering his goal record, whereas they'll dick suck Raul (who was nothing but a poacher) with his 0.5 goal record.

>>76575421
Raúl spent almost all his life in RM and only left when the club itself decided that he wasn't good enough any more. He loves the club and is almost a national hero.

Ronaldo is only in this club because of Florentino's money and has been arrogant and underperforming for most of his RM career.

>>76575384

Because he doesn't just stand around the 18 yard box waiting for passes. He's the one who creates. Blame Suarez and Neymar for being inconsistent shits this season for Barca's failure.

>>76575105
heh I remember them talking about inviting Portugal and Spain so anyone would have a reason to watch it
it'd be glorious if that happened

>>76575237

It's too late for that. He's too accustomed to shitty la liga defences and playing with the world's best midfield. If he went back to United his performances would be more like they are for Portugal when the face any half-decent team. A goal every now and then but ultimately disappointing. He's the definition of a stacked team babby.

>>76575617
so you're saying Barca is shit now because they don't have a tap in master like Real does?
I thought tapping it in was easy

really makes a boy think

>>76575278
Casilias has 3 but pique, Xavi and eto have 4

lmao what a coward. Messi win again.

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>he thinks he's above the law

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>>76575487
>Ronaldo
>underperforming

I can't even

>>76576134
>>>/v/

faggot

>>76576167
I actually feel sorry about that

>>76574956
>Spanish courts want him to sanction him for owing 15 million in taxes
Couldn't Spain just seize his assets?

>>76576182
cant americans suicide en masse?

>>76575013
Gento

>>76575421
>>76575487
>>76576134
This is why he must leave.
Spanish people will never admit that a Portuguese is better than one of their own.

Spanish people in the end always discriminate Portuguese people. It's envy above all. They feel repentant about never have conquered such fine nation nor it's people and that one of these people is now the best of the best raising not only above but with the help of one of their most proud-worthy institutions.
They can and never will admit that a Spanish win lied on the hands, or feet, of a pesky Portuguese born is a fishing village to a alcoholic father and a mother that wanted to abort him but was too far away from Badajoz to do it.

THEY DON'T DESERVE HIM

>>76575305
football started in 92

>>76576251
didnt read lol

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>>76576251
>t. Alberto Barbosa

>>76575411
as long as that patch on milans shirt says 7, he has 5

>>76576251
Spain tried to conquer your shitty backwater once and a simple communication error stopped them. Later kings recognized that it wouldn't be worth the outrage of other European Great Powers and left you alone, similar to irrelevant jokes like Luxembourg.

Great achievement.

Never liked Man U or Tsuu but I really want this to happen.

>>76574956
Man U Ronaldo was the most comfy. Wouldn't mind

>>76575702
He'd need ~130 goals to become United's top goal scorer. He'd easily do in 4 or 5 years. A 35 year old Zlatan was just shy of 30 goals this season and would have got more if not for a season ending injury.

>>76576251
Good post.

>>76575617
No he stands around the half way line hiding away from responsibility and hoping his team carries him

>>76575105
>>76575669
don't think our top athletes would like to waste their holidays on a non-UEFA continental cup in between the world cup and yurobowl, even more so when we would be at a disadvantage for not being used to south american climates and topography

we will end up sending a C team and get utterly rekt

>>76576251
WTF i hate spain now!!!

>>76576251
is this trolling?

>>76576521
kek no, some people need a neighbor to hate and we happen to only have one

what that anon said doesn't apply to many spaniards tho, they are mostly chill with us

>>76576539
i voted for u at eurovision

>>76576251
C R I N G E

Was Ronaldo one of the players that hated mourinho in madrid?

>>76576586
Casillas and Ramos wasn't it?

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>>76576251

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>>76574956
hi and welcome

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM xD

>>76576586
Their relationship was nonexistent by the end but it looks like things are better recently. Mou has been complimentary of Cristiano and even attended his film premier.

>implying this isn't just fake news
He literally said that he wanted to keep playing for Real Madrid until he's 41

>>76576731
https://twitter.com/jasonpettigrove/status/875624683613200385

>>76576740
>a literal who "had conversation"
How is that supposed to be a proof ?

>>76576586
>Was Ronaldo one of the players that hated mourinho in madrid?

They can work together. Mourinho and Ramos hate each other, on the other hand.

>>76574956
He's a fucking baby. Let him go, maybe now Madrid can go back to being a football club instead of Ronaldo's harem of asslickers.

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>>76576251

CARALHO!

>>76576979
aquela é a bandeira de italia ó mongo

Does the tax case all but confirm he'll be jailed? Like, how corrupt is Spain? Would they still find some way to prevent him from being jailed?

Even if he goes to manure, wouldn't he just be extradited back to Spain?

>>76577125
He will probably get <2 years prison sentence, just like Messi and his father, so he won't go to jail since he doesn't have any criminal record yet.

Of course, this mostly applies to famous and rich people. The average John Doe would get jail time for sure.

>>76577284
If he leaves Real Madrid he may have less chances of getting away with it since no one would have any reason to protect him any more. So yeah, it wouldn't be a very smart move.

>>76576251
Oldest allies but this is cringe as fuck

>>76574956
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>people actually think he will get convicted of tax fraud

come on guys, this isn't "messi and father read tax for dummies and try their luck"
ronnie has got based jorge mendes and an ace tax legal team of lawyers backing him up

he's just mad uncle flo didn't stop this tax investigation in its tracks before it got out

>>76574956
it's just a stunt to make real defend him, remember when messi was accused and barca made all kinds of "todos con messi" bullshit like if he had cancer or something?

Hmm a few reputable Spanish publications are running with this story now.

Does seem to have some weight.

Didn't Ronaldo say he wanted to leave around 2012 as well?

It was during the Barca domination and he was getting jeered to shit.

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What is the fucking problem here? Just pay off the Spanish """"""""state"""""""" with 14 mn already?

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He's been receiving nothing but bad luck ever since his new haircut.

I will not be happy if he comes back to United. Ya he'll score 30+ but it'll cost us way too much and we can't strengthen the rest of the squad. Crazy talk.

>>76577869
>we

What part of United are you from, m8?

>>76577869
But just think of the shirt sales!

>>76577422
>come on guys, this isn't "messi and father read tax for dummies and try their luck"
Kek

>ronnie has got based jorge mendes and an ace tax legal team of lawyers backing him up
Tbf that was part of Football Leaks so there must have been stuff the state didn't know about

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Leave Stoke to me.

>>76577422
>jorge (((mendes))) and an ace (((tax legal team))) of lawyers backing him up

Who is scummier between Raiola and Mendes?

>>76577284
He owes 3 times the amount Messi does.

How the hell would he recieve the same sentence as Messi? With all the media scrutiny I doubt your courts would be that blatantly corrupt.

How likely is that this was a story cooked up by Ronaldo camp so Perez can bail him out?

Career wise, leaving Madrid would be the worst thing Ronaldo could do right now.

Everywhere else is a step down and he most likely wouldn't perform at the same level.

REMINDER: LAST FUCKING YEAR SERGIO RAMOS SUPPOSEDLY "THREATENED" TO MOVE TO UNITED ONLY TO GET A BETTER CONTRACT

SAGE AND HIDE BULLSHIT REAL MADRID SHIT POSTING

>>76578224

97% chance

>>76578211
Messi got 21 months, Ronaldo would probably get 23 or some bullshit like that.

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>>76574956

His colleagues maintain that Ronaldo seeks an improvement in the contract and that the matter will end the moment he signs a new link with Real Madrid .

>>76578211
>I doubt your courts would be that blatantly corrupt

Our anti-corruption prosecutor recently resigned after a scandal for having allegedly obstructed the investigation against some corrupt politicians from the party in the government and having an account in a tax haven.

Yeah, I wouldn't bet a single euro on them doing the right thing.

FAKE NEWS

>>76578234
So 2 more months for 10 million more owed? Yeah, no. In any decent country that wouldn't fly. Yet in Spain I wouldn't find that surprising.

Still, I doubt even they wanna make themselves look like fools. He owes 3 times the amount Messi does so its only fair to charge him with 3 times the amount of Messi's sentence. If Spanish courts have any self respect they'll charge him with a sentence >2 years and the crook will most likely flee the country. I'm baffled by what you're saying but I believe it. He's rich so he won't be jailed.

>>76578272
Yeah, I'm expecting him to get away with it. Can't say I find that surprising but hey, at least he was caught and resigned. Maybe in 10 years your courts will become half decent.

>>76575265
>you called it
Aaaaajaaha dumb pigeon meat

>>76578424
>He owes 3 times the amount Messi does so its only fair to charge him with 3 times the amount of Messi's sentence.

6/10 made me reply

>>76576251
Didn't read lol

who /customer/ here

nobody can stop >us now

>>76578530
Basic logic, dumb shit

>>76578833
lrn2lawyer

>>76578892
>killing 1 person is the same as killing 3

>>76578903
you sound like a smart guy

>2017
>paying taxes
>in Europe

For what purpose?
Save refugees?

Haha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>76576447
>end up sending a C team
But that's what Germany is doing in the confederations cup.

Portuguese team, AKA Jorge Mendes lackeys, will do everything to bring glory to Ronaldo.
And a chance for Ronaldo to win a trophy he wasn't eve supposed to compete, one that should be Messi's by right?
No way they would send a C team, it would be full power.

>>76576329
>Tried to conquer Portugal once
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal–Spain_relations
They tried off and on since reconquesta until after the Napoleonic wars. They got BTFO every time. The only time they usurped sovereignty was through dynastic maneuvering but it didn't last. It's more like how Germany could never retain power in the low counties.

>>76579924
>posting a link that contradicts your arguments
>flag
I get it now

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>>76579976
>Spaniard can't into reading comprehension
>Still butt blasted he could never conquer my ancestors

Lmaoing at ur life right now
>Beware the six fingered woman Spanish scum

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>>76575265
reminder, bow to your urgayan overlords

>>76575286
against which opponents? how many penalties? how many were offside? I want to know everything

>>76576251
to conquer land there must be value on that land

>>76580130
>>76580180
Then why'd you try so hard frogger?
>France knowing how or why to conquer anything ever.

Not sure Man Utd even have that amount of money. Morata and Lindelof could run them £100m. Then they want a CM as well.

>>76576974
And fade into irrelevancy in the CL once again. We can only hope

>June, season's over
>no world cup
>newspaper sales plummet
>make some bullshit rumour about Cristiano Ronaldo to United
>profit

>>76580237
Where would he even play ?

Rashford's place in the team is pretty cemented and wouldn't want his progress to be distrusted desu.

Funny how in all pictures about this case on the Spanish media Cristiano is wearing the Portugal NT kit and never the Real Madrid one

Florentino did nothing wrong, no player is bigger than the club

>>76575037
I cant believe he's still so young.
Feels like the dude has played for ages. Then again most footballers retire early these days.

>meanwhile Jagr still plays hockey at 45

>>76575037

>ABU pretending to be United fan pretending that we don't want him back

>>76575031
>>76575071
>>76576232
Learn to read you dipshits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992%E2%80%9393_UEFA_Champions_League

>>76574956

Only realistic options are United, City, Chelsea and PSG.

Juve and Bayern can't afford him. If he's really loyal to United then the only options are United or PSG.

>>76580332
>implying abus won't false flag that he is coming home

>>76575013

>the state of ABMessi Argentinians

Ronaldo is literally not even the best in Real Madrid, Di Stefeano and Gento STILL have more CL and leagues than Fraudnaldo

>>76580399
Anddddd everyone of those options are a huge step down from Real.

And who says Chelsea can afford him either ?

>>76580473
Weol everywhere is a huge step down m8 he just has to ale his peace with it and if he's fed up with Spain stealing his money

Price tag is out, 157,5 million pounds. What exactly is Manure waiting for? Morata can stay in Madrid, Ronaldo to Manure confirmed.

>>76580473

Every club is a step down for the back to back Champions League winners...

Chelsea kind of have this Russian billionaire owner and are about to piss away £80mill on Lukaku.

>>76580399
His career is over if he goes to second tier Ligue 1.
>>76580420
Implying it wasn't easier to win champions League during the 50's and 60's

>Fed up with being treated like shit in Spain
>Return to England which has the most cuntish press in the word

>>76575270
he also has the most assists all time too

>>76580163
Not sure but I'm guessing more than half of Messis are against Arsenal