BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY
Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians kek
Lions 16-22 Blues KEK
Lions 12-3 Poosaders K E K
Lions 22-23 Highlanders
K E K
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>Sat 17 June
19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua
>Tues 20 June
19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton
>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
INTERNATIONALS
>Fri 16 June
Tonga 6 - 24 Wales
NZ 40 - 0 Samoa (in progress)
>Sat 17 June
Fiji v Italy
Australia v Scotland
Japan v Ireland
>Sun 18 June
USA v Georgia
RSA v France
Argentina v England
Canada v Romania
NO SUPER RUGBY TILL 1 JULY LADS
>aaron "40 points is enough, no more please" smith
Ben Smith
Should have waited a second
47:0 now
A Smith hasn't done anything this game to justify starting against the lions.
He might as well just go to Europe at the end of the season.
>>76574888
had a fantastic first half to be frank with you
samoa gassed
>>76574888
Did you miss the part where he was providing instantaneous service from every ruck leading up to Savea's try?
Guys s-stop, they're already dead
>>76574888
He did like 2 shitty unneeded box kicks and has a """"'"""""quicker''' pass than TJ.
Unironically prefer TKB over A Smith atm
Gonna be some broken noses in South Auckland tonight.
100-0 incoming?
>>Stream interrupted
>>the score is now 52
WTF?
>>76574917
yep
>onimous signs
great work Justin, keep it up
fucking christ
fuck justing marshall
>>76574924
>score is now 61
Steve-rotates-players-faster-than-sheev-Hansen
Samoa, we hardly knew you :_;
>>76574867
>score is now more than 150% of what it was at this post from 10 minutes ago
Lions on suicide watch, All Blacks are just too good for northern """"""rugby"""""" to compete
based avo captaining lads
>>76574962
Northern rugby AKA kickball
>>76574962
Any All Blacks match vs the NH is basically an opposed training run.
Interesting that as soon as the score was over 21 (the highest they can do on their 3 times tables) the NH posters stopped posting...
it's actually kinda sad when you realise the lions would have to put in a really good performance just to get a win over samoa
Remember when Japan beat the Springbocks?
Good times
You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Samoa. You will always be a loser. Now take your check for a hundred thousand dollars and get out of my sight.
>>76574983
still hard to believe tbdesu
>>76574983
Remember when Aussie beat the English and they beamed the first team in history to not make it out of their pool as a host nation?
The only time I have ever cheered on Aussie in rugby.
Good times
after seeing the AB's in this game, how much will they win against the lions by?
Why does the one of the cameras at field level have a dead pixel on the right side
>>76575003
>became
>beamed
How did I fuck that up that bad.
>>76575003
the greatest meme australian rugby has ever pulled off. the english were so poorius hahahahahahaha
I've only been able to watch since just after half time thanks to my flat's third-world internet going down - how much of the scoreline is the All Blacks playing well and how much is Manu Samoa playing poorly?
>>76575024
bit of both
>no longer a point a minute
All Blacks confirmed finished.
>>76575014
>>76575004
i'm sure the lions will find another level for the ABs tests, so it shouldn't be a complete blow out. 20-30 points maybe?
like soap
>>76575024
Are we talking playing well for us or just as a rugby team in general?
Mainly finding holes and running it in like all game.
SOAPY!
>>76575004
Samoa are better than the Lions so at least 80 points
Perinara is so god damn handsome
No homo
>>76575035
Your right I haven't had much water today and do have a touch of a headache
Literally can't see how the lions can beat the all blacks without taking a page out of the 1995 springbok's playbook
>>76575046
I meant in terms of a general team performance from both sides
Also >us
>>76575065
Only way the lions win is if/when Sunni Bill hears the call from above and blows up the team bus to please allah
>>76575060
thanks
best savea
KEK that try
Based TJ > Smoth
who is the best rugby player in the world?
I fucking hate TJ but damn he's good
beautiful.
>>76575091
I'm surprised Smuth got the nod over Perineum to be honest
>>76575094
Retallik or Barret
80 points
80 minutes
>>76575094
Sunny Bill Williams alayhi as-salām
>>76575102
Needed to see if he was back on form. He isn't so that's that then.
>>76575099
Smith had a good game but TJs making a real case for himself here, he just keeps getting better
>>76575115
Pottery.
>>76575033
Absolutely BTFO
>>76575102
>>76575119
because he played a superb first half
unreal
AB's to win the next 2 world cups at least
>>76575033
*scores a try in your path*
>>76575094
quade cooper
>>76575065
Lions may have a good chance of winning if:
>>ABs go into the first match complacent
>>Lions put the pedal on full throttle and try to score as many times as possible in the first half
>>Inevitably lose steam, and use their bench smartly to maintain enough defence to contain All Black resurgence
>>Hang on long enough to close the game with a victory
>>76575115
NOT SO FAST
Alb is the assist god, they should really start recording them as a proper stat
>78
FUCK
how much must the lions players be absolutely fucking shitting themselves after this, i wonder if they'll even show up to the first test
WHAT FUCK I LEFT FOR BEER COME BACK 15 MINUTES INTO SECOND HALF IT WENT FROM 28-0 TO 53-0.
>>76575127
>because he played a superb first half
I didn't see it thanks to Vodafone being a shit ISP
>>76575139
really can't see them going into the game thinking they've won. that's not AB style. that's the english.
>Players who are done:
A Smith
>Players in glorious ascension:
TJ Perenara
FUCK THE FRENCH
FROGGED
>Sapoanga should give him the kick
haha, good call 10/10 commentary
>>76575127
>superb
We must have different meanings. He did his job and had legitimately no standout moments.
The second TJ stepped on the field he was actually superb.
>>76575126
>>76575134
(YOU) on suicide watch
>>76575169
Rainbow warrior lads
Never spaghetti
EXECUTE ALL FROGS
X
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C
U
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E
A
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F
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That wasn't forward.
How are these cunts allowed to keep their jobs?
Holy fuck the level of refereeing in this game is almost as bad as the Crusaders game. If this ref is in charge of any of the Bledisloes I'm going to convert to League.
>>76575159
This. And that's only a problem against Australians anyway who will go hard the whole game no matter what the score while poms will quit after they realise winning isn't very likely
Barrett's are gonna eat the lions for breakfast,lunch and dinner
>>76575182
Na it was 78-78 when I posted that
>absolutely BTFO
Message
>>76575181
literally bullshit
go rewatch the game
>>76575139
Nah not what they do. 1st test will be a full strength team. 2nd will be a full strength start with a couple of fresh bench players. 3rd could be won by the lions if we are 2-0 then but their players will be fucked by then.
>>76575189
best post I've seen in /rug/ in weeks
>>76575195
Nice damage control lad.
jordie was a bit anonymous
scotty did great
Isreal Dabb.
>>76575205
Thanks m8 I left the living room TV and came to my computer just to post it. It galls me how a professional body like the IRB lets the quality of refereeing get so bad. Even the TMO was fucking up this game which is completely intolerable.
frogs legs for dinner lads
>>76575222
Bit late for dinner Pierre
>>76575204
>>76575159
Like I said, it's an if.
Frankly I see no other realistic scenario for the Lions to win the series. They may match the ABs evenly in physical conditioning, but they clearly come second in ball skills and attacking instincts. That only leaves mentality
We watched the whole game with no commentary lads. It was really good.
>christian cullen will die in your lifetime
Cullen just shave your head for fucks sake
>>76575216
He was on for like 4 minutes you doofus. He took a great high ball chase and didn't make any mistakes.
>>76575113
>>76575117
>>76575135
Cant trust any of these answers because of country, and yes, new zealand is a part of australia last I checked
>>76575220
TMO made that one dumb call early on and then just shut up. Not a great display from him.
>>76575288
Basically this, but also the final pass wasn't forward and the TMO ruled that it was. Sonny Bill stuck his hand forward before throwing it which made it look forward but it was a legitimate pass.
>>76575302
Oh, I turned the game off with a minute to go. Didn't realistically think there would be any more play.
>>76575319
I almost did the same thing with 2 minutes to go, and I almost missed 2 tries, even if 1 was disallowed. Gotta be careful when the ABs are playing well.
>>76575275
Yeah I don't trust amerifats to tell me who the best NFL player is either.
>>76575340
Well after that third try Samoa just turned off as well.
>78-0
How many samoans have played today for Todos Pretos?
>>76575342
Well the nfl it almost always is a quarterback cause they influence the game. Does rugby have a similar position. Like I vaguely remember some guy from new zealand who kicked left footed scoring loads of points/goals
>>76575356
To be fair, they played alright for the first half. It must have been very frustrating to have been playing so well and come away with 0 points, but the ABs barely touch the ball and already have 21.
>>76575367
Just Kaino, pretty sure.
>>76575378
Daniel Carter
He was indeed based as fuck
>>76575378
Flyhalf usually, and the best player in the world in that position was Dan Carter.
>>76575378
Quarter back is equivalent to rugby's half-scrum, the player who connects forwards and backs, who is responsable to organize the attack.
>>76575378
Proabably the flyhalf position. Im guessing you're thinking of Dan Carter but he's basically retired.
Beauden Barrett has taken over his position and won world player of the year recently.
>>76575412
I'm no NFL expert but doesn't a quarterback call the plays? That's more a five eighth than a scrumhalf in most teams.
>>76575412
Halfback is really more like the guy who hutts the ball. He doesn't really choose anything, he's an accurate passer that does what the 10 wants him to do.
Where to get a good mousetrap in Wellington?
>>76575418
hey an actual answer, i will watch your sport. What is the next noteworthy match? And I understand it sorta what I dont get is why they hold each other up when the ball goes out of bounds. Looks retarded almost like a basketball inbound pass
>>76575412
quarterback is the NFL equivalent of a fly-half. the centre is the NFL equivalent of a half back.
>>76575448
https://www.mitre10.co.nz/shop/intruder-the-better-mouse-trap-2pk/p/138822
>>76575462
THANK YOU BIG STRONG AMERICAN WATCH OUR SPORTS PLEASE
>>76575462
Tomorrow night, same time.
Please, please, PLEASE keep watching our sport.
>>76575462
>why jump at a lineout
Don't Americans have access to fucking wikipedia with your basic shit?
>>76575462
Tomorrow around this time. British and Irish Lions vs Maori All Blacks. Should be a big game (4u).
The ball gets thrown in but has to go in straight so it's an advantage to throw it higher and lift guys up to get it.
>>76575479
I will actually watch your sport because it seems like fun. And I will cheer on south africa because keith ledger is from there. My favorite actor. So i rly don't care about new zealnd
>>76575506
>And I will cheer on south africa
>americuck unintentionally supporting a literally cucked team
oh i am laffin' lads
>>76575499
How the fuck do they determine it went straight and he didnt throw it a little towards his team? Straight up autistic shit. Seems like fun tho, I know a le pacy black man plays for the usa in like meme rugby thats about the extent of my knowledge and just that new zealand is the GOAT for some reason. Is it true rugby is for upper class people?
>>76575506
Heath Ledger is from Perth and NZ is more dominant in rugby than any international team has been in any international sport ever in history so you can't really ignore them.
>>76574867
78-0??
w-why even try lads
>>76575506
BIG
>>76575541
it's almost like there's a neutral third party present on the field who officiates the game
>>76575552
>French
>Neautral
Non
>>76575541
>Is it true rugby is for upper class people?
only in England and Australia
Is there a national club championship in Aotearoa?
>>76575671
Super Rugby and NPC both fit the description.
Then it breaks down to regional comps.
>>76575671
the mitre10 cup starts in august
>>76575671
yes there is the mitre 10 cup
Keen for /breen/ to rise again.
would love to crack a kiwi's jaw
>>76575704
>>76575705
>>76575695
Club championship. NPC is provincial teams championship.
>>76575727
if you go to club level then they don't play every club in the country, just the ones in their region
>>76575725
You'd never connect.
>big slow smelly brits
>>76575725
Is Kiwi's Jaw a beer over there lad?
>>76575746
I understand. Thanks.
>>76575725
tfw i had a holiday in england for a few months
tfw screwed around a bit and 2 chicks came back at me they were pregnant
tfw i told them i was from australia
tfw leaving some solo british mums behind to be more of a burden on your benefits
>>76575827
You could be this faggot's dad
>>76575725
>>76575827
>i told them i was from australia
kek whenever my m8s get rowdy overseas, they say they're from nz
Reminder that Julian Savea will justifiably go down as the greatest winger of all time.
>>76575862
KEK
IS THAT A FUCKING THREAT?! WE'LL TAKE YOUR FANVAN TO PIECES YOU CUNT!
(found this in the pregame highlanders v lions game)
https://vid.me/Cd8g
>>76575853
Jokes on you, most foreigners think NZ is a part of australia haha
>>76575970
you cant have travelled much post 'lord of the rings'
>>76575862
He'll probably break 60 test tries if he keeps his form up til he's 29-30.
>Lions set to call up six Scotland and Wales reinforcements
Wonderful.
>>76575541
BSA
Look up quotas in South African sport.
New Zealand has lots of supporters from around the world, they love new fans.
Just cracked a heineken lads
yourselves?
>>76576421
had a nice lunch
some mushroom risotto and a rack of lamb
meeting the boys in the whites only part of town for some drinks in 2 hours
>>76576044
We need a new Lord of the rings lads
This gravy train can't last forever. Surely /rug/ has some good movie ideas we can film
>>76576421
Got a couple of tuna steaks marinating, going to pan sear them and have them on a bed of vegetables and some form of potato.
>>76576404
They'll be tight 5 mostly, so I'd imagine 4 Scots and two Welsh. I'd imagine Nel, Brown, Richie Gray and Wilson as the Scots and Gareth Davies+ Scott Williams as the Welsh. With Faz injured there might be a ten though, so flip a coin between Russell/Sam Davies
>>76575541
The upper class meme is due to rugby being played in mostly private schools, and that in Australia, South Africa, Argentina, England and Scotland the players coming through a certain limited number of schools. In Italy it's played mostly in the rich northern areas.
In France it's very popular in the south-west and its small towns and countryside. Hence it has a fraction of black players compared with Football.
>>76576513
do they play rugby in Finland?
>this captcha
retallick has hacked the system lads
>>76576459
They should reboot The Tribe on netflix
>>76576532
Finland is currently #102 on WR ranking, only better than Unitedstatian Samoa.
>>76576532
Yeah but it's really small, plus the season is really short because of the long winter.
>>76576459
A film named "The Avocado Farm"
>>76576559
But aren't there spaces with synthetic grass and heating avaliable?
>playing rugby on synthetic grass
br i usually like you but come on
>League stole Crichton
>Union stole Nabuli
I think we know who won lads
>>76576591
WR allows it. Last year, seven companies got permission from WR to produce synthetic grass fields for rugby.
Angus Crichton.
>>76576591
>getting tackled on synthetic grass
rip skin
Scotland
>>76577071
Will they beat Australia?
Reminder to all Irishmen to pay no heed to the Anglo and his games.
>>76577103
Lads, why did they change the law about catching a ball with your foot in touch?
Seems totally stupid and removes an element of the game
>>76577076
doubt it
>>76576587
In Finland only 7s is played on synthetic grass. Most astroturfs here are shit, just a light matt on concrete or asphalt, and leads to a shitload of injuries. Nobody likes to play on astroturf here. Remember that this is also a country that has snow in may. You can practically get hypothermia in May.
>>76577076
doubt they won't
+ points from Wales game
Steff Evans's defence
Seb Davies is daycent
Tom Young is quality
- points
Roberts is now totally useless and kills any attacking intent we have
Scott is not a test quality 13, keep him at 12 and get rid of Jaw
Our non-Scarlets front row is incredibly mediocre, although Smith is good in the loose
Coaching still dogshit
So all in all pretty shit
>>76577375
solution: see pic.
Located in Boise, Idaho... closest thing in lower 48 to scandanavia's climate, and, it's blue.
[used for handegg, hasta be heavily padded for abuse]
>>76577481
Tom Young has been incredible for Wasps desu, good to see he's getting international recognition
>>76575275
The best rugby player in the world is Ben Smith.
>>76575547
Are you blind or just stupid? He was talking about Keith Ledger not Heath 'An Hero' Ledger.
>>76577771
Yep, he's a great player. He'll have a job to unseat Tipuric but could well do it eventually
>>76577852
>Wales have quality 7s coming out of every orifice
>still pick Warburton
really tickles the nodes
>>76575541
>Is it true rugby is for upper class people?
For NZ and Wales as well as certain parts of England, no. For the countries listed in >>76576513, yes.
>>76577602
turf fucking sucks, you might as well play on dried dirt
Scotland
(are shit)
>get home
>read all blacks/samoa score
holy fucking christ
>>76581790
YOU'RE NEXT
>>76581850
>tfw fell for the lions might win meme
>>76575094
Officially, it's Beauden Barrett.
On /rug/ it's LFWRLABM.
Casuals will argue this.
>>76581870
Just a game lah
>>76577481
>even our best attacking 10 can't make our centres do shit
APOLOGIZE
>>76582048
Plodder Roberts and Howley ruin everything
Scott/JD2 as a pairing tore Henshaw and Ringrose a new arsehole in the Pro12 semi
>>76582787
Do you mean Samoa went easy?
>tinfoil hat
More like dunce hat tßh.
>>76582816
yes
shame is now a burden of mine
*dabs*
>>76575827
d-dad?
*welshes*
>>76577798
you spelled Chris Robshaw wrong.
>>76582932
Who taught him to dab?
>>76574867
'the report names the four Welsh who look set to be called up and they include Kristian Dacey (4 caps for Wales), tighthead prop Tomas Francis (23 caps for Wales), lock Cory Hill (6 caps for Wales) and scrum-half Gareth Davies (25 caps for Wales).
The two Scots are unidentified.
The report also states that all six players will go into the squad to face the Chiefs on Tuesday'
kek the mastermind at work yet again, GG Gatland
>>76583897
>bringing over welsh players to try beat the Chiefs
Lol.
>>76583957
>>76583957
not just that, the welshies he's bringing over are literal who's
>>76583897
>Tomos Francis
>Kristian Dacey
>Cory fucking Hill
*inhales sharply*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm a Wales fan and seriously can't believe it
Cory Hill, a British and Irish Lion before Joe Launchbury and Jonny Gray. We live in very strange times.
>>76585658
This is me except I'll be thinking about the time McKenzie kicked the winning goal in 2019
When Mckenzie goes overseas at the end of next year will he discover some English/Welsh/whatever relatives and then play for one of the NH teams?
>>76585770
He's already capped so no.
Besides, he's a full blooded maori
>maori all blacks
>most of the team look caucasian or coconut
what's the point?
Can commentators stop using the word dab to describe everything and anything other than an actually dab, yeah?
Thanks.
>>76583897
>4-2 split of Welsh/Scots
I don't want to believe that Gatland is that stupid but I fear that he is.
>>76585807
Please excuse the NH idiocy, but don't maoris fall under the coconut umbrella?
>>76585952
I think they're a particular brand of coconut.
>>76585931
Agreed, this degree of cultural appropriation is simply not acceptable.
>>76585952
Maoris are the breed of coconuts native to NZ, descended from savage warrior-cannibals
>>76586019
*dabs in support*
>>76586020
so why is >>76585807 complaining about them looking coconut? Surely that's half the point?
>>76586040
It is like complaining that white kiwis look European
>>76586040
Samoans, tongans and fijians all look distinctly different.
Maori are also distinguishable by their dirty appearance and bad body odor
>>76586087
and the gold coast postcode
>>76582932
I can't even spell Crisp Knobslaw
Remember when Jarryd Hayne tried to get into the Fijian sevens team for the olympics and didn't make the cut?
KEK
>>76586167
don't even know why he bothered going desu. he had a better shot at playing fategg than getting into that team.
>>76586087
How to differentiate maoris, tongans and samoans?
>>76586416
do they fight, run or shake the policemans hand when theyre getting into trouble
>>76586416
By their tattoos
>>76586416
Different facial features and different shades of brown skin.
Tongans are a bit rougher in general. Samoans sing a lot.
>>76586416
Noses and the area of the face around the nose
>hover hand
I hope Italy wins
>>76586551
Is that a Submariner? If so, excellent taste!
>>76586629
nah it's ripcurl m8
>>76586589
gabagool
Just did a practice haka lads AMA
>>76586703
was it kapa o pango?
I would like to see a haka tomorrow against Russia
>>76586716
No it was Tiri Tiri Matangi.
>>76586703
did you integrate any dabs
>>76586735
Good lad, I might do a Waiheke later.
FYI lads, Fiji v Italy is now and Aussie Scotland is at 5pm.
>>76586784
I added a dab at the end after the I'll-slit-your-throat gesture
>>76586629
Probably a tudor of some description going off the AB'S sponsors and how he is all over adverts for them
>>76583897
>Dacey ahead of Hartley and Brown
>Hill ahead of Launchbury and the Gray brothers
>Francis ahead of Nel
for what purpose
Davies is a decent pick with Youngs unavailable though desu.
>>76586855
https://www.tudorwatch.com/watches/black-bay-dark/m79230dk-0005
Black Bay Dark. Fucking nice watch.
>Scott Mcleod to replace Wayne Smith as All Blacks defence coach
>>76586892
It is pretty nice, kind of tempted. I haven't seen a special edition Team NZ Omega hopefully they come out with one when we win.
>>76587040
https://www.omegawatches.com/watches/seamaster/planet-ocean-600m/etnz-deep-black/product/
its pretty nice bruh
>>76586892
https://twitter.com/beaudenbarrett?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>tfw casio
>>76587102
Mate Cassio have some classics as well and are pretty important in Horology. Nothing wrong with having a decent watch that works well.
>>76587102
casio are fine m80. i'd take a casio over a watch with a face the size of a dinner plate any day
>>76587120
>>76587129
It's one of those real cheap terrorist watches, kind of been meaning to get a proper analogue for some time.
how's things
>>76587142
I have a Casio F-91w I use it as my beater and gym watch. It has a lot of useful features.
>>76587040
>>76587078
Still love the NZL-32 Omega
game starts in four hours and I still can't sleep (it's 4:30am), should I even bother sleeping? Almost considering not
>Artemis - Ulysse Nardin
>BAR - Zenith
>ETNZ - Omega
>Oracle - Panerai
>SBTJ - Panerai
Really fires the neurons.
Oh yea and, fuck Dean Barker.
*does a haka*
CH-CH-CHEEEEEEEEEEEAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>76587410
What are you implying here
>>76587446
That the teams sharing sponsors are basically a surrogate second team which goes against the ethos of the challengers against the defender.
Just another example of the deck being stacked against Dubai's brave Team New Zealand.
Any acestreams for the afternoons games lads?
>>76587541
56506f4520084676a361b2f2165a8c315db43e14
Who is the QT3.14 beside Mel Robinson on SS1 right now??
Are they filming Fiji v Italy on a handycam?
which one of youse likes minions more than me?
none i bet
>the impoverished seaside fishing village of Italian rugby
>Picked the exact margin in both the Wales and Fiji games.
Why the FUCK isn't there a /rug/ internationals group on bru?
>>76587935
wallaGOATS warming up and receiving their chessmoves from cheikamate
Who the fuck are these new Lions?
I've only heard of Gareth Davies
http://www.lionsrugby.com/?p=17933
Haha, ahem, ahem, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76588022
LADS GET ON THIS PLANE, FLY FOR 25 HOURS, WE NEED YOU TO LOSE WITH US!
>>76588022
>Gatland urgently calls up any able bodied male between ages 18 to 45 for urgent service
""""""""""HEALTHY CROWD"""""""""""""""
>when you watch two games at once
Anyone else experiencing this feel?
>he's an Aborigine
Scotland
>>76588167
booooooooo
Will they welcome new zealand to the country at the next bledisloe lads?
>30 seconds
>already fighting
>poorthern hemisphere rugby
>3-0
kek it's ogre, ausfailia is finished
Holy fuck that kick was BB tier.
if this is just 3 times tables i'll be spewing
>foley
this is fucked, complete 4th grade footy
>genia
>wallabies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cough up your SH card aussies
BRAVE
SCOTLAND
how are the wallabies so bad? they have fucking unreal players minus halfback
FINALLY
I
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A
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L
Y
Izzyyy
FOULAU!
more like pooley
what the fuck is foley doing
>missed penalty
>dropped ball
>EASILY given yellow
fucking mong
>30 minutes in
>ireland already 3 tries up
yeah i'll stick to the scotland game desu
>>76588352
Not so cool now, is he?
Meanwhile Japan are struggling to contain a possessed Earls
>>76588360
the iceman meme is the most potent example of confirmation bias i can think of. it should literally be the dictionary definition of it
holy shit genia is terrible
LOL
Two try assists for Genia already :^)
WHY DOES GENIA KICK????
HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST CHARGED DOWN PLAYER I CAN THINK OF IN RUGBY.
BTFO
>>76588358
>26 mins in
>Scotland already 3 tries up
yea i'll stick to the ireland game desu
>hooper makes a break away
>everyone else just watches him run
literally stuff you learn not to do in under 12's
Feel bad for Hooper there. Rest of the team too slow.
>>76588386
>when a probable retard is your best player
>>76588385
It may as well be under-12's with the amount of coaching Wayne Barnes is giving the players.
do wallabies not bother with these internationals?
they seem to only bother stepping up during the world cup otherwise they seem average
holy fuck i cannot deal this is just fucking infuriating
>almost another intercept try
my sides
>>76588431
you better watch yourself for the bledisloe
phipps > genia
bit card happy there barney
>referee blew too early
>>76588436
and powell
and gordon
>>76588433
Check yourself mate i have a feeling that if you continue this way you will indeed wreck yourself
Fuck me Folau is good in the air.
Why don't the Wallabies try that more often?
>>76588465
because it means they might win easier
>>76588455
*puts it to israel in the corner*
*speckies savea*
*scores*
*dabs*
*didgeridabs*
>Ireland smashing the Japs
Can't let them get too far ahead of themselves ayyy
>indian women owns a boarding house with no working toilet
hmmmmmm
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Scottish player praying to allah in the middle of the game
Outrageous desu
australia are the rugby equivalent of blue balls
This Irish commentator ripping into Japan
>>76586868
Dacey isn't the best hooker in the Welsh squad, it's fucking stupid
Why the fuck would you go upstairs for that?
>>76588762
he was lonely :(
australia are FUCKED in the lineouts against all blacks if something doesnt change
>australian rugby
>go to tackle player
>tackle teammate
ahhhhhhhhhhhh yes
LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT
CMON SCOTLAND
>>76588541
I feel Japan should invest in training offloads in the tackle. They're pretty good at catching passes under pressure, so offloading should be the next step
>>76588808
>>76588809
ummmmm wtf?
*dabs*
Where's Scotland. poster?
>>76588837
probably just waking up
>>76588843
im just wanking up to be honest
>>76588390
Retard strength at work
holy fuck that run
Damn that was amazing from Quade
Why're wallabies vs scotland usually so close and so good?
Seems like Wallabies have some sort of curse against them
The last 5 have been close as fuck
>>76588880
because wallabies play like complete shit
30721 in attendance
in a city of 5 million
what a time to be alive
SLIPP
>>76587142
I inherited a Patek and I rarely wear the thing. It's hassle and the only people who know what it is bore me to death. An Omega was handed down, too, but it's somewhat unique and given the details I don't wear it at all.
Stick with a Casio (I have a Mudman, which is brilliant) or don't wear one at all. They're relics.
>>76574867
England women beat NZ
>absolute state of NZ rugby
>the iceman
>2/4
>yellow conceded
>3 drops
lol
>>76588934
Paying $4.50 from the TAB lad. Can't believe the odds I got.
>>76588952
Can't believe i forgot to place money on this. Been too distracted by the loins
if scotland win i'll be pissed
WHY DO THE WALLABIE SUFKCING SUCK REEEEEEEE
>landers win
>scotland wins
get the whisky out lads
>>76588961
Their game plan is literally "give the ball to folau and hope he scores"
Oh, and Cheika.
>>76588961
its a bloody good game this last 20 mins
>poopeelia
CMON SCOTLAND
>>76588964
Drinking whisky right now lad.
>First ever victory at Eden Park for Wales
>First ever victory in Sydney for Scotland
NH hemisphere best hemisphere.
SCOTLAD
When was the last time Australia had a world class forward pack?
We get beaten at the breakdown by every team it feels like.
stupid fucking cunts
the wallabies straight up fucking lost it. utterly useless
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
>>76588992
genia and folau lost that game for the wallabies, not the forwards
Can't wait for Aus to lose to Italy.
Where are you, Joubert, when you are so needed?
>>76588992
The Eales/Macqueen days. "Coincidentally" back when Aus was #1 in the world.
Alba gu bràth!
>>76589000
The forwards give away so many turnovers though. Not disagreeing about genia and folau's performance but the forwards crumble at pivotal moments repeatedly.
Barnes did a perfectly decent job refereeing that, Australia lost fair and square. Karmichael Hunt might have a good workrate and be fairly reliable in especially in defence, but the Wallabies desperately need a second playmaker.
*dabs*
*drams*
Hooper, Coleman and Cooper had good games.
>>76589014
they never commit enough forwards, and by the time they realise they need to, they've been overpowered.
that, and theyre just fucking lazy minus hooper.
>>76588905
Half a dozen years ago Waratahs games were getting more attendees IIRC.
>>76589014
>>76589000
woops, I meant foley, not folau
bit of an error there
>>76589028
>Half a dozen years ago was a decade ago
>>76588992
When George Smith cut his dress off lad
I miss the Smith vs Marshel battles desu
And that one time Carlos Spencer slammed Stephen Larkham over the barriers was pretty good too
>>76589020
>tfw injury time penalty to Wallabies
>take the kick for touch
>look to see who is inspiring the team for the last play of the game
>it's Coleman
Where the fuck is our captain material?
IT'S TIME FOR THE NIGGER BLACKS V BRITBONG LIONS
coverage is beginning on : acestream://56506f4520084676a361b2f2165a8c315db43e14
Why do Australia always shit the bed against Scotland? You can set your watch by it
>>76589046
>racism
Not in my thread, thanks.
>>76589046
>*Agressively shakes a stick towards you*
>>76589052
Fuckup ya coathanger dodger
kaka
UK SS1 lead presenter looks like he'd suck a mean dick.
>>76589046
That's not a URL m8
>>76589028
>be Michael Foley
>get hired as Waratahs coach
>do really poorly and have team play such negative rugby that fan attendance falls to 30% of what it used to be
>still get hired as Force coach
Based executives
scotland up to 4 in the rankings after that
>>76589067
haha
>>76589072
Download Ace Player. Stream looks real nice.
>>76589074
You can't really blame him for the Waratahs, he was only there for one year, and the Force have been not the worst Australian team.
>>76589080
>proprietary software
Doesn't it work through other players?
Why can't the Irish just speak English?
Scotland
is
>>76589103
Congrats lad.
>>76589093
Soda Player lad.
>>76589093
I find it the easiest. It's based on VLC player, so you can use it as a substitute to VLC player.
Just click the link and it loads in the player, buffers well. Super simple shit.
>>76589108
>only works on cucked OS'
How long before the Loins starts? Need to get some supplies for breakfast/lunch and have a shower.
>>76589114
>using VLC in the first place
That 2005 Maori v Lions match was pure Kino.
>>76589118
There's literally a link to d/l for windows on the front page of their website lad, how stupid are you?
>>76589127
No, you don't use VLC. You use Ace Player, since it has the framework for AceStream.
>>76589123
8.35am
>>76589130
>"The integrated SOCKS5 proxy for BitTorrent will have a very small subscription fee in a few months (for those interested, it will be cheaper than your average VPN), but for now while we iron out the bugs it's included for free :)"
Eww~
>paying for piracy
>Maori sidestep
Was this racism?
>>76589148
it's a culturally tapu practice, most often employed in robbing dairies
>>76589123
Kick off in 10.
You'll want to be back in 8 if you want to catch the haka.
Maori's Timatanga is much better than the All Black's Ka Mate imho
>>76589130
>Windows
>not a cucked OS
>>76589134
>not using MPV frontends
>>76589172
Classic Australian NEET.
>James McOnie commentating for the ACC
FUCKS SAKE
Is it Halloween in NZ?
Rugbypass stream for you massive faggots
http://www.vipbox.live/rugby/481814/3/maori-all-blacks-vs-british-&-irish-lions-live-stream-online.html
>>76589176
t. i-i use windows coz it just works
still salty the crusaders lost
i hope the lions beat the fuck out of this team
>Maori All Blacks
So when are they playing the Caucasian All Blacks?
>>76574867
>memekenzie at 10
pack it up Gatland, why even try
>>76589195
>>76589195
What time do you shut lad? Might need a halftime ice cream
>>76589191
holy shit how is rieko so heavy
Whats going to happen in the UK next? i swear its a different minutes silence every game
>>76589163
Underrated senpai
>>76589204
:^)
>>76589216
probs more terrorist attacks tbqh
*enters thread*
>idiot bird forgot the words
JUST
U
S
T
>>76589216
It's going to get a lot worse in the next few years lad
There will soon come a time when it's unsafe to hold public sporting events
SHE FUCKED IT
SHE FUCKED UP THE MAORI PART OF THE ANTHEM
FUCKING HELL
So what do you guys think?
That Maori backline is clearly a lethal combination, but will the Lions allow them the possession to exert themselves?
did westenra fuck up the maori anthem?
Hayley>Lizzie
i'd give lizzie marvelly my shafts of strife and war
if you catch my drift
*hakas towards you*
>>76574867
ANOTHER Haka
I'm bored get to playing
>>76589252
>steals your corned beef
Based Lizzie absolutely smashed the anthem lads
>>76574867
The guy in the front has a weapon lads, shouldn't someone be shooting him?
*robs your dairy*
Women singing the anthems is a mistake
>regularly fuck it up
>men can't sing along
>female voice sounds weak and effeminate instead of powerful and inspiring
Should be baratones only desu
Why are their so many white guys in this team?
bad haka
>>76589252
Maoris spent their entire limited warm up together learning to dance
https://twitter.com/LizzieMarvelly/status/875980368830005248
>New Zealand, and especially the NZ Māori, I am so sorry. The sound dropped out, I lost my place. I have let you down and I'm devastated.
JUST
i know no-one will believe me but i have fucked LIzzie Marvelly and she later made a blogspot about it
was a pretty good lay desu
>>76589239
Yeah jumped from first half of first verse to second half of second verse. Everyone was confused.
>>76589267
sorry if they arent dark enough for you achmed
Oh, MABs have a nice squad. I thought it would be Provincial Barbarians #2, but no.
any streams with nz commentary lads?
cant stand barnes
>>76574867
When Te'o is unironically the best centre on the tour by now
how has this happened
>>76589283
So you are the reason she hates men lol
come on you lions
>>76589245
My mate used to tip her up, she was fairly lazy in bed from what he told the boys.
You guys reckon Tom Cruise is watching the rugby? He's in Queenstown right now
So cool desu
>>76589291
That backline is hngng
>>76589291
*invades your country*
>>76589291
Nearly every Kiwi has both Maori and white blood so anyone can play for whoever they like
>>76589313
>nearly every kiwi has maori blood
kek no
>>76589283
Is that you DK?
>>76589316
thanks lad
>>76589313
no. most white new zealanders are 100% european.
>>76589306
t. Simon Barnett
>>76589306
How's it going Si?
>>76589298
nahh she was femo when we fucked but i didn't do anything to endear our gender to her
>>76589277
Fuck outta here.
How many coaching jobs does Umaga have?
>>76589326
>>76589319
Only the white nationalists in Christchurch are totally white.
>>76589313
This game is as close to a racewar that we'll let them have, it's pretty much just colonial day larping
dust em off lads
>>76589313
Nope most kiwis are are descended fromEuropean steelers. Maoris blood isn't that common particularly in white kiwis.
>>76589327
>>76589328
normalfags gtfo
>>76589277
Is she being followed by the official /rug/ twitter?
>>76589313
I know, but I remember MABs games against the USA and Canada, and then there were only nonames in squad.
>>76589332
>poos
>counties
>MABS
>poorth
>>76589329
Haha we have mutual friends (her and I) and when we matched on tinder I was told that she was only meeting up in order to justify a slutty phase with "research" for an article. Did you pound about 18 months ago?
>>76589341
LE FUGG LE NOMIES XDDDDDD
LOL at the guys gatland has called into the squad
cory fucking hill for god sake
>>76589327
>>76589328
I-I'm ok guys I swear
H-Ha, great joke l-lads
>>76589363
Why have you had your name off this year mate
>don't want to support the existence of race-based teams
>don't want to support the Lions
what do I do boys?
Rieko with 2 handling errors under the high ball so far
>>76589357
hahaha holy shit, probably about 15 iirc (i was hitting the benzos pretty hard at the time) but yeah! no shame in having a slutty phase obviously
let's just say she didn't cry 'tapu' when anilingus was involved... her kaumatua would be ashamed
>>76589372
Post on reddit?
>>76589381
My man! High fives all round. Would totally eiffel tower her with a /rug/ lad.
He made a messam of that lions defence ayeee
MESSAM!
>>76589394
lad! you still got her on tinder? flick a message my man, be great to be eskimo buddies