/trans/ - Antonio Gonte Edition

>Liverpool want to raise about £60m on player sales by offloading defender Mamadou Sakho, 27, for £30m, full-back Alberto Moreno, 24, for £12m and 23-year-old forward Lazar Markovic for £20m. (Times - subscription required)

New Watford manager Marco Silva could move for Markovic, having worked with the player last season when the Serbia player was on loan at Hull. (Times - subscription required)

>Arsenal have had a £17.6m bid rejected for Juventus winger Juan Cuadrado, 29, but the Serie A champions are looking for about £30m for the former Chelsea player. (Sun)

The Gunners have also made a £10.5m bid for Fenerbahce centre-back Simon Kjaer, 28, who is also wanted by city rivals AC and Inter Milan. (Turksvoetbal - in Turkish)

>Arsenal defender Nacho Monreal, 31, says he is "almost certain" fellow full-back Hector Bellerin, 22, will stay at the club next season amid interest from Barcelona. (Evening Standard)

West Ham have dropped their interest in £15-rated Manchester United defender Chris Smalling, 27, but Everton, Newcastle and West Brom are all keen. (Daily Star)

>Manchester City striker Patrick Roberts, 20, who scored 11 goals on loan at Celtic last season, has held talks with French side Nice over another loan move. (Sun)

But newly promoted Huddersfield are set to offer him the chance to play in the Premier League. (Daily Record)

>Tottenham are a number of clubs interested in signing Lazio forward Keita Balde, 22, who is valued at £30m by the Serie A club. (Daily Mirror)

Southampton intend to interview former Ajax boss Frank de Boer and ex-Valencia manager Mauricio Pellegrino to replace the sacked Claude Puel and hope to make an appointment by the end of next week. (Daily Telegraph)

>However former Borussia Dortmund boss Thomas Tuchel has ruled himself out of the Southampton vacancy. (Sky Sports)

Stoke would want more than the British record £30m Everton paid to sign Jordan Pickford, if they were to sell goalkeeper Jack Butland, 24.(Stoke Sentinel)

>Several Premier League clubs, most notably Newcastle, have enquired about Valencia's £13.1m-rated centre-back Aymen Abdennour, 27. (Foot Mercato)

French Ligue 1 side Paris St-Germain have ended their pursuit of Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 27, as the club's new sporting director Antero Henrique deems the £61m-rated player to be too expensive.(Goal.com)

>Marseille are trying to sign full-back Bacary Sagna, 34, who is a free agent after being released by Manchester City. (Daily Mirror)

AC Milan goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, 18, has rejected the club's offer of a new £80,000-a-week contract. His current deal expires in 2018.(Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

>Leicester manager Craig Shakespeare has made a bid to appoint Oxford manager Michael Appleton as his assistant. (Daily Mail)

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>Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has told Real Madrid he wants to leave Spain and his decision is "irreversible". (A Bola)

Come home white man.

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>brit postes

people who make up rumours are worse than scousers

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what the..

>Conte leaves
>Mourinho finishes 6th again and gets sacked
>Conte to manure

lol

>de gay

>>76574267
>friendly jordie

god i hate that cunt, could he suck any more labour dick?

>>76574277
Absolute madman

who's going to replace gonde?
tuchel? moyes? karanka? terry?

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>>76574293
surely better than having murdochs balls in your mouth

>£80m for Morata

Would prefer to just go and get Aubameyang.

>>76574325
doesn't matter. Abramovich is the true brains at Chelsea.

Conte knows that he'll get exposed in the CL so he's running away already.

>get BTFO for not paying taxes
>threaten to leave Spanish club
>get away with it

Kek. Penaldo is going nowhere. Empty threat.

>>76574325
At this point no one. His "excessive demands" or the fact that Abramovich doesn't meet them will be used as an excuse by either party around December after the inevitable breakup. At that point, the biggest name that is willing to be "caretaker manager" until June will take over. Could be Pep since he's getting sacked earlier anyway.

>>76574334
dont worry it'll get sorted and it'll be 60m for morata + De Gea

then raiola can scam woodward of another 100m for donnarumma

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>>76574336
>Abramovich is the true brains at Chelsea

>>76574353
Where would Chelsea be without Abramovich?

>>76573581
Stay mad Hakim

>>76574353
Everyone at Chelsea is a puppet for Roman. People moan that he's shit but yet theyre one of the most successful clubs in the world in the last decade, albeit with almost a dozen coaches and and their longest serving player is Cahill.

>>76574328
A little I guess, but as much as he likes to push the ''labour are better'' meme, sadly that isnt reallt true

>>76574357
Still in London, duh.

Do you think Terry thought he'd get offers from an array of PL clubs when he announced he'd be leaving Chelsea? Now he's going to spend is senior years getting battered in the Championship.

>>76574380
I really dont think he cares. If he had any dignity he'd have retired. Now, he is just looking for one last big payday.

>get caught evading millions in taxes
>I-I want t-to leave this place
lmao what a faggot

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What would Taylor think of /trans/?

>>76574380
i bet the new los angeles team would give him a shit load. he should just go there and chill out where no one recognises him

>Conte sees a bunch of cup competitions on the horizon
>"I don't like it h-here anymore, there's too much tension"

>>76574402
>Moving to LA
he'd get a taste of his own medicine there.

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>>76574368
dunno m8 i could be streaming some degenerate shit in 4k at this very moment if labour won

>>76574417
>if Labour got in, GCHQ would be shut down
lmao naive little child.

>>76574402
How's he going to leak stories to the press and undermine the Chelsea manager at every opportunity if he's in LA?

>>76574402
He already got shot down by MLS

are the aussies here talking about UK Labour or spelling Labor 'wrong'?

https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2017/6/16/15815620/conte-chelsea-cracks-demands-discord-scary-words-everything-will-be-alright

>>76574442
uk labour, nobody cares about the politics of your irrelevant shithole

>>76574417
>the liberals ruined nbn
They sure didnt improve it but labour fucked it before liberals got the chance to attempt to clean the mess and fuck it more

t. former electrical line worker

>>76574442
labor Australia m8, im just retarded

>>76574460
aussies would dumbo

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>>76574431
Labor*
>australian labor party

>>76574465
are you sure?

>>76574467
I see, la.

I despise raiola.. an 18 yo gk shouldn't be able to deny any deal put forth by the club he was raised at. proove your worth over years, especially with the purcchases milan are making

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>>76574462
as youre someone who was on the inside please elaborate further. v interesto m8

>>76574478
>a potentially brilliant keeper should stay in a joke league
No. Mino is right to give him a big move.
>inb4 muh Buffon anomaly

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>>76574417
>still no anal

>>76574350
>Could be Pep since he's getting sacked earlier anyway.
ABPep already scared :^)

>>76574452
t. Mario Boldrini
>>76574460
t. Aakshay Sharma
>>76574432
t. James "Jez" Spooner
>>76574391
t. Alejandro "Alejo" Martìn Salguera Leyva
>>76574369
t. Lakis Saferlis
>>76574358
t. Pieter de Vrijt
>>76574343
t. Grant Williams

>>76574478
or he can just move to a good team now

>>76574478
a manager can make up to 30% of a transfer, that's why raiola likes to keep moving their players, more if there's a potential 100m transfer

>>76574508
>t. Grant Williams
lol

hope donnarumma gets ran over by a bus lol

any updates on the Mohammed Salah to Liverpool situation

I wonder if we can go a whole thread without reminding Scousers that most people believe the Hillsborough victims were at least partly to blame.

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>>76574507
she's as brave as they come, taking what shes taken.

>>76574524
t. Eduardo Jesus Sarmiento Lezama
>>76574522
Tanmay Bhat
>>76574516
t. Victor Wong

>>76574539
>>39
coincedence? i think not

>>76574537
Liverpool are just waiting for Roma to submit a complaint to UEFA about tapping him up

>>76574350
>Could be Pep since he's getting sacked earlier anyway.
City wouldn't sack him. When Pep leaves he'll be resigning

>>76574542
>Tanmay Bhat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP CALL ME POO IN LOO PAJEET BUT DON'T CALL ME THE NAME OF THAT FAT SJW LEFTIST KEKOLD

>>76574478
This is fucking bullshit. Raiola is the scum of the earth, that's definitely true, but Donnarumma is at a strong position to negotiate for everything he wants and he does just that, with Raiola moving the strings and taking advantage of the situation as usual.

>muh project
>muh loyalty
If Donnarumma signs w/o a release clause and the project goes to shit, other teams will have to pay 3 and 4 times what they have to pay now. It is obvious that a player won't want to be locked at a dead team.
If Donnarumma can get a bigger offer today, he'll take it. A serious injury at any point in his career may mean he'll never see that money again, you can't miss a chance to get paid millions per month at Real because Milan bred you.

Milan were played by Raiola and fucked up big time by not making Gigio sign mid year. They should have completely dropped him after the January transfer window if he didn't agree to a contract, that pressure would have made him sign and it would be best for his career. Signing now is not.

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>find out youre going to get stung for £15m tax bill
>kick off at club saying you want to leave, but in reality just want a fresh contract to pay off your debts
genius desu

>>76574556
is that the chick behind geography for racists

>>76574542
t. Autist

I love trans lads

>>76574542
chinks don't like sports it should be
t. Thomas Kovačević or t. George Papadiamantopoulos

>>76574564
my dad works at Nintendo and he can confirm that Ronaldo's going to China for half a billion desu

>>76574564
Based Cristiano.

>>76574540
Good point.

>>76574368
At least fucking spell the name of 1 of our 2 major parties correct you fuckhead.

>>76574564
>be famous
>become your own brand
>register your face or some shit as a trademark
>start a company
>everything you earn goes through the company
>company pays back everything as royalty fees to you to use your trademark
>20% tax withheld at source
>avoid any other form of taxation

The system is there to be cheated.

>>76574564
who is Pettigrove?

>>76574564
WELCOME TO INDEPENDENT CATALONIA

>>76574586
This

>>76574567
t. Ang "Jing Jing" Bok
>>76574573
t. Michael "Mike" Murphy
>>76574575
t. Carl Engström
>>76574557
t. Stathis Vranas

>>76574567
he's a fat leftist who tries to be le edgy current year britcuck man of india and seriously thinks he's "transforming indian comedy" by cussing in public

he does collaborate with that leaf poo girl a lot

>>76574564
>Just had a conversation which confirms I'm indeed full of shit.

>>76574596
Senior Editor at Marca (For English). Id say thats reliable since Marca is a Real mouthpiece. I remember being on holiday and every day Marca would have Real Madrid on the cover.

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>>76574575
>living in a timeline where sharia will be declared in sweden forcing the swedish men to tap in to their viking genes to take back the country & women & shave the heads of the feminists who got you in that mess before banishing them.
cant wait la.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13203748
important
http://www.strawpoll.me/13203748

>>76574491
I only started work in 2011 and it was only second hand information and some of what i saw myself but as far as i understood the goals were unachievable and was going to take so long and cost so much it was going to be obsolete by the time it got finished, if it got finished. The general workmanship surrounding it was questionable at best from the contractors, lines of communication from nbn were often terrible as well with people hitting there underground pipes because there was no info on where they were from dial before you dig and shit.

after the election i remember doing work to hook power up to site maybe around 2015 and 16, talking to the contractors doing the job they were making ridiculous amounts of money to set up pretty simple nodes.

i think all in all it was the government just delegating shit to retards and everything getting blown out and then liberals coming in and doing the same thing

keep in mind i worked in a smaller town so it might have been different in citys

>>76574586
Please ask him something about the new Pokémon games, I want to leak exclusive info on my blog.

>>76574610
He is clearly going to stay at Madrid.

>>76574602
Ah ok, so whats the secret to delicious curry

>>76574610
It's gonna be Monaco cause there's no taxes there

>>76574603
the man is an editor for a spanish paper than brown noses Madrid every day. Fuck off

>>76574611
t. Anh "Alan" Do

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>Liverpool and Tottenham have both lodged £25m bids for Piotr Zielinski - Napoli is demanding his release clause of £61m

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>>76574586
>>76574614
when is nintendo coming back to India, hans

>>76574632
t. Tyrone Geoffreys

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>>76574611
my area is being done now & soon ill have HFC. a-am i gonna be okay

>>76574630
I too am an editor of the magazine "suck my dick, bitch"

>>76574644
with a bit of tapping, Liverpool should be able to get him at that price.

>>76574627
spices

you should know, since your country was established as a port for transporting spices

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>>76574632
anh do is a fucking legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iycl-Epl664

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>>76574650
>mfw I got a letter last August saying my area would be done by April this year and now the site says Jan 2018

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why do people hate Beckham?
>tfw my hairline is literally the same but Im 12 years younger

>>76574666
>why do people hate Beckham?
he's good looking and did blooters n shiet

>>76574650
Yeah you'll be fine my boy, It also means the feds and ASIO can download your browser history faster, win win

>>76574666
because his brand is the reason for his legacy not his skills

>>76574681
Bang average post

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>Conte
>Donnarumma
>Ronaldo

I'm scared, hold me /trans/

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>Messi goes on holiday to Majorca
why is he such a chav?

>Gonde leaves
>Halal buy Azzar to replace Ronaldo
>Chelsea buy some centreback from Ligue 2 and flip him for a profit

>>76574681
that doesn't rhyme

>>76574231
>French Ligue 1 side Paris St-Germain have ended their pursuit of Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 27, as the club's new sporting director Antero Henrique deems the £61m-rated player to be too expensive
>too expensive
With the sums being thrown around these days, he'd have easily been worth the money. 25 league goals last season, 31 this season and entering his prime.

>>76574681
:|

>>76574681
>not Raioli Raioli give me the Donnarumioli

>>76574681
ALSO IT SHOULD BE ROBO CRAB ZINADE ASKING SPONGE RAIOLA FOR DONNARUMMA

>>76574707
Apparently it is due to them not feeling the need to spend £61m on a striker when Cavani scored 41 or however many goals this season.
However I agree, Aubameyang at 61m is a steal considering Morata is rated at 80 by Real and Mbappe is over 100. Okay they are younger but Aubameyang is the finished article and still only 27

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>>76574680
all good, im over my degenerate phase. i smash em out to reddit roasties nowadays.
Send Turnbull my thanks.
all will be forgiven if they keep succeeding with their raids though.

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What do you think of this man?

>>76574733
>reddit roasties
What?

>>76574697
>le 'footy lad' holiday destination
How contrived. Sad!

>>76574740
too powerful
someone must stop him

MAROTTA GIVE REAL 50 MILLIONS PLUS HIGUAIN AND BONUCCI AND GET PENALDO REEEEEE

>>76574740
for some reason the big clubs comply with his bullshit, my theory is that he knows some dirty stuff.

>>76574740
Can you give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>>76574748
>newfag

>>76574774
Born 20 April 1889 Braunau am Inn,Austria-Hungary
Was an aspiring painter
Faked his own death in April 30 1945.
Became a Pizza baker.
Decided that if you can't beat your enemy join them and proceeded to jew the fuck out of football

>Di Marzio: "Conte's issues with Chelsea go beyond transfers...the next few hours are decisive to Conte's future at Chelsea"

>>76574904
Imagine this happening immediately after walking the league

This transfer window is interesting as fuck

I really really like anime.

>>76574904
welcome to arsenal antonio conte

>French Ligue 1 side Paris St-Germain have ended their pursuit of Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 27, as the club's new sporting director Antero Henrique deems the £61m-rated player to be too expensive.(Goal.com)

Man Utd should be all over this.

>>76574930
It's no 2009.

>>76574969
They should be, but Mou will want Morata because he is more of a Mourinho striker.

>>76574979
>Ronaldo
>Kaka
>Alonso
>Robben

Indeed

>>76574904
>win the league
>team switches to your own style before becoming good meaning the title is due to you and not just good players carrying you
>your signings, Alonso and Luiz pay off
>your decision to keep Moses and actually start him pays off
>still get fired

>>76574988
Plus the Ibra-Etoo swap.

>>76574987
What is a Mourinho striker?

>>76575007
Eto'o is underrated as fuck

>>76575012
One willing to be his bitch.

>>76574991
luiz seems more like a board signing

>>76574611
FTTN is literally obsolete now

>>76575012
Strong on the ball, can hold up play and is a target man and is willing to be combative.
Basically a prime Ibra, Drogba or Costa

>>76575012
a big cunt

>>76575044
like ur mom's lol

>>76575012
Akinfenwa's torso + Crouch's height + Costa's sportsmanship + a Jorge Mendes client

>>76575059
Bit rude, Texas

>>76575032
>French international and Manchester United target Olivier Giroud, 31, says he is flattered by the interest Mourinho shows (My Ass)

>>76575069
i apologize

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>conte says to costa he's not needed anymore
>conte leaves and costa stays
I love summer lads. At least I am more positive about the cl now.

>>76575078
is costa the actual mastermind behind chelsea?

>>76575089
No, that's Terry.

>>76575089
Chelsea's been a club ran by the players for over a decade now.

Chelsea needs Costa way more than Conte.

Reminder that Chelsea are currently stuck in a cycle of walking the league, then derailing themselves

>>76575089
That's Abramovich

>Antonio Conte is committed to Chelsea and will return for pre-season in the first week of July, according to Sky sources.

>There were reports this morning that he's not happy with Chelsea over a lack of singings. But we understand he is happy at the club and those reports are false.

>Chelsea are calm over the speculation, which they consider to be unfounded, and sources at the club say it is business as usual.

lol

Yeah just like how Conte telling Costa to fuck off to China was a false report

>>76575063
>this player will never exist

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What's he worth?

>Best player in the world
>32 years old

what time is it where you are? and what did you have for breakfast?

>>76575111
it's 5:30 am and i plan on having a coffee in an hour or so then leaving for uni

>>76575110
messi is only 29

>>76575110
11:40
2 boiled eggs and 250g of tortellini

>>76575110
€180m apparently

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>Countdown maths wiz Rachel Riley is said to have walked away from her job as a Sky Sports commentator, with reports suggesting a link between her departure and sexist abuse she had been experiencing on Twitter from Tottenham Hotspur fans.

>Riley started at the channel in August 2016, co-hosting the football commentary series Friday Night Football alongside Jeff Stelling. Her hiring was initially met with praise from football fans, with many on social media complimenting her looks.

>"I can't get over how hot Rachel Riley is," one tweeted at the Countdown star, with another adding: "I really am trying to think of a better night in than with Rachel Riley and the football on."

>But as soon as Riley actually spoke and joined in with typical football banter, viewers seemed to change their tune.

>In May, Riley criticised the performance of Spurs players following their 1-0 defeat to West Ham, a match that followed a nine-match winning streak from the team, referring to them as having a done a "proper bottle job."

>The seemingly innocuous comment riled up Spurs fans, who then appeared to lambast Riley across social media. "And this is why we shouldn't have female pundits," one person tweeted at Riley. "Actually clueless."

What is wrong with Tottenham fans?

>>76575110
If ronaldo was 6'4"+ mouyes would have spunked the entire summer warchest of 300m on him

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>Nathan Redmond is 23 and part of England's u21 team

I thought he was pushing 30.

>TSU might want to leave
>Madrid will need to spunk money on a new superstar
>Conte might want to leave
>Chelsea will need to spunk money on the new managers targets
>Manchester clubs being Manchester and spunking money on players
>Wonga unironically bidding for mbappe
Could be a great window desu

>>76575133
#notallspursfans

>>76575107
>Yeah just like how Conte telling Costa to fuck off to China was a false report
That could have been genuinely a lost in translation thing, in Italian "go to china" means "fuck off". It all depends on the body language and how it was said.

>>76575110
His release clause is 1 billion. Actual value probably bit above 100 mil.

>>76575136
Manlets BTFO once again

>>76575161
>It all depends on the body language and how it was said.
Thought Conte texted it.

>>76575133
Have been cucked their whole lives and to be belittled by a woman sent them over the edge.

>>76575173
He texted that Costa is not needed, I am talking about the "go to china" incident that happened in January or so.

>>76575133
They're thick, remember one of their fans that they near killed

>>76575133
She was clueless desu. Not like it mattered, it was the Sky B-team on friday nights, mongs going on about 'passhun' and needing to kick a player to set the mark.

>Juve fans killed one of their own for getting heemed in another european final
>people still think Heysel is Liverpool's fault

>>76575207
All pundits are clueless, anyone who watches MoTD or that sky show for pundit analysis is desperate

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>>76575214
>>96

>>76575118
same time here, gonna have some yogurt and an egg. I never understood how you people could just have a nibble for breakfast. What fucking time do you eat dinner? Also there is a girl on the diving team at my school from chile, do you think she is rich. I'd imagine you don't get into diving as a sport unless your family is rich, at least not here.

>>76574564
Are we finally going to see tsu and messi in the same team?

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Should I buy a ticket for real and manure and accomplish my lifetime wish to watch real madrid live and risk being bombed by isis

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>>76575240
yes! go with me

>>76575165
I think £100m would be a fair price for him.

Real surely wouldn't sell for less than £200m though.

Plus Perez refuses to be forced to sell. He's all about image

>>76575235
>I never understood how you people could just have a nibble for breakfast. What fucking time do you eat dinner?
1pm and actually i just have coffe i don't like eating in the morning but some people do
>do you think she is rich.
if she is in the us and in a diving team i would assume so

>>76575240
>paying to see friendlies

>>76575221
Neville and Carra actually do analysis even if it's been overrated to hell these days. It's fucking stupid to not copy that popular apprach but instead go back to 'way lad banter, look at rachels arse proper naughtyy slag'.

>>76575214
Watching the video of the incident is fucking weird, you see people running away for no reason and no one who stops to think or to understand what happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIHEO3cPQrc

>>76575133
>not being able to handle the banter

>>76575260
it was a firecracker wasn't it? they probably thought isis was attacking

>>76575277
All they had to do was turn around and see nothing exploded.

>>76575260
Panic isn't logical. Their reaction was understandable concidering recent events.

>>76575260
>you see people running away for no reason and no one who stops to think or to understand what happened.
Are you autistic? Noone is going to stop and try to work it out like a decetive game. Terrorist attacks happen constantly in europe now and they heard a bang, you're going to shit it and run.

Matt Spiro@mattspiro 6m6 minutes ago
Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas talking to the press this morning: 'For us, Alexandre Lacazette is not leaving'

snubsenal

>>76574217
>Conte has also set a number of conditions which include a direct line of communication to owner Roman Abramovich, if he is to stay as manager at Stamford Bridge. (Daily Record)
Who does he think he is?

>>76575257
Wrong. They should have doubled-down on the Friday night cheekiness. They should have presented the show from Nandos.

>>76575284
maybe they thought it was a bomb that didn't explode properly or something
honestly with the recent terror attacks in europe i would've run like hell from there

>>76575284
>isn't logical
More like people know that, when they are in a mob, they can chimp out and no one will be held responsible.

>>76575287
You don't even hear a bang in the vide. You don't see an explosion. Someone says they heard a band and people start running. This isn't a detective game, it's not being animals.

>>76575254
too bad she has the body of an olympic diver and is not thicc or skinny, kinda muscular. Anyway I'm gonna plow her out and hopefully get her pregnant and thats my ticket to a good life with an unfortunately not white family.

Also ronaldo to manchester, sorry, customer united when?

>>76575310
t.super logical always calm never panic plan for everything never falter no hesitation no surrender man

>>76575294
the guy that just took them from midtable to 2nd highest points tally?

>>76575329
I never said that, I am fully aware that this is inevitable as soon as you reach a critical number of people in a place.

>>76575260
I mean, people panic. Especially in large crowds. A police officer here pulled his gun on a group of peple when they tried to stop a giant dirtbike mob on a city street. One of the engines on the bikes backfired and the cop thought it was a gunshot.

>>76574759
>implying Real would want any of those
add lemina and sturato to the deal, that will surely attract their interest kek

>>76575289
>For us
/sp/artan confirmed

>>76575353
>People get silly in large groups
Really made me think.

>>76575375
Looks like it didn't make people who organize shit think.

>>76574524
>muh loyalty
It's a job for them you tit

>>76574759
>I don't rate Higuain's final performance
Smdh

If Ronaldo goes back to United will he add a dab to the TSU?

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*slips*

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>>76575429
>>76575443
combining these posts haha

>>76575443
>when you take divegrass literally

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>>76575443
>Bari Banisher

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>>76575400
>m5s

>>76574564
>cristiano conte and messi at Inter

t-they're going to do it lads

Anyone see pogba dab on the great wall of china? I swear your black people will carry on trends that have died off for years. Yet the rest of the world assumes its cool because nobody watches our sports.

>>76575464
aren't those yellow and green scarves worn by the people who hate the money in football

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*whips*

>>76575464
only United customers even know who Lingard is

>>76575481
i think you mean milan

>>76575485
>I swear your black people will carry on trends that have died off for years. Yet the rest of the world assumes its cool because nobody watches our sports.
It's really fucking weird. From what I understand dabbing came from a music video 3 years ago or something. I can only assume some 60 year old white man in a suit is telling Pogba to keep doing it for his 'brand'.

>>76575485
I still don't know what a dab is.

>>76575497
How disappointing, I thought you were an enthusiast of the art that is football such as myself.
*Sips lucozade sport*

>>76575481
---------Donnarumma-------------
D'Ambrosio--Miranda---Pepe---Conti
--------Gagliardini---Verratti---------
Gabigol-----Nainngolan---Di Maria
----------------Icardi---------------------

NEXT YEAR AR YEAR Zì
JUST GIVE US THE TITLE ALREDY Zì

>>76575527
hope this video can explain it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wtKsD_cl4

Just seen Ronaldo heading towards the airport with a big suitcase lads, looks like he had been crying

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>Milan chairman Yonghong Li blocks Donnarumma's possible transfer to Real Madrid, saying he is 'unsellable'.
>The player risks a year in the stands.U

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Poogba to china comfirmed

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>>76575527

>>76575562
based chinks

>>76575568
I wonder if this triggers chinks

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>>76575560
>white people

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>>76575562
>mfw he gets sent back to train with Primavera who are trained by Gattuso

>>76575560
Should have mixed the directions up a bit but other than that, a solid performance. I give you a 7/10 Chilebro, you'll pass your dab university entrance exams with flying colours.

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>>76575527
here's an educational video

>>76575560
Keked out loud
>was it autism?

>>76575511
>>76575527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeDq48BAtN8

There are rumors its origin was how you would cough after doing a dab of like marijuana wax or whatever.

The next thing to catch on will be this trust me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfN2UTDI7-w#t=01m21s
where he crosses his hands and acts like he's hitting his head. check your local project housings in a year for this shit

How will Donnarumma survive Gattuso's manlet rage?

1) Surely the media's blowing this whole Conte thing out of proportion? If he leaves now, the memes would be fucking endless, but can't see it happening.

2) If markovic goes for 20m then Moreno has to go for more

3) Mourinho valuing De Gea at 100m is the funniest thing to happen all summer

HOW WE DOIN TODAY /TRANS/

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>Derek McInnes elects to stay at Aberdeen, rejecting Sunderland
>Getting rejected by a manager of a Scottish club who's key players are all getting sold
>Blunderland

>>76575600
shit link didnt work, its at 1:22 or so

>>76575560
>those wide beta hips

Looks like a perfect mix of Klavan and Karius, shame he's... this.

>>76575562
braindead move from Milan

>it's guaranteed that the player leaves on a free next year
>team loses a decent gk
>club doesn't get a single penny from his sale

>>76575591
What a diverse crew.

did a redhead yesterday lads, carpet matched the drapes

proud desu

If donaldo leavea RM he is fucking finished.

Zidane and spanish ""doctors"" inspired him for 3 months to concentrate on actually playing and score a few blooters instead of being an utter gay cunt on the pitch, obsessed with where every tv camera is so he knows when to pull that serial killer fake smile he does.

Without RM and for the kind of fee thats being thrown about, he will be exposed harder than anyone ever before.

Cant wait.

>>76575634
nailed my fetish belgiumbro, how was it?

>>76575560
Fuck white people desu

>>76575626
I still think there's some M'nightshyamalan stunt we're not seeing yet.

>>76575497
He's the one with the dab hands and the double dab with Pogdab. Dab on brother.

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Benzy just sent me this, lads.

>>76575642
Always wondered why there is a tree on your flag. To lazy to google it. Please explain senpai

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>>76575636
>Cant wait.
>SEETHING at the GOAT

>>76575661
me on the left

>>76575661
Which school in France was he visiting?

>>76575647
t.gegard mousasi

>>76575679
The one that your 34 cousins go to

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Any updates on the Cuadrado to Arsenal situation?

>>76575626
and it will make other promising young talents think twice before joining Milan.

>>76575692
wenger told me they were interested in his cousin circulo

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>>76575664
It's a cedar tree, our national tree. We have 2 major reservations, some of them go back thousands of years. They don't die out or wither.

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>>76575608
Doing good, lad. How about yourself?
>>76575636
SEETHING

>>76575692
>standard is that players go for £30m+
>Wenger bids £17.2

>>76575711
That's actully pretty neat.

>>76575634
was her last name debruyne?

>>76575636
but more than that, leaving the strongest club in the world, with an atacking play built around him is bound to bring way down the number of goals and assists he makes.
Just look at higuain at napoli and juventus.
Or cristiano at madrid and in portugal NT.

>>76575600
Thanks, I feel somewhat educated, but I still have a long way to go.

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Reminder that if you support halal food you support pic related

>>76575713
Doing alright flagtemplatebro
>>76575729
I think you're pretty neat.

>>76575711
that's a damn nice habitat you posted there

>>76575634
Why and how are you having this much sex Louis?

>>76575763
your mums pussy wasnt halal but i still ate it

forgive me one true god

>>76575763
Im doing my best, lad; bullying the lads who post munchbox pics with donner meat

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>>76575763
>muslims

>>76575763
What's this shit I hear about Channel Ten going broke/closing down? Is /pol/ being their usual self or is there something to it?

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I cant believe he has actually Donnarumma

(I tried to make Donnarumma sound like 'done a runner', please make this a meme)

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>>76575763
TSUUUUUUUUU

>>76575800
Enjoying this gimmick

>>76575800
Why are you the way you are?

>>76575786
>muslims hate dogs
how anyone can defend them is just stupid.

>>76575800
it sucks, try again

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>>76575763

>>76575810
isn't that the question of the day. Where would one start?

Where do I start with Bjork?

>>76575813
My uni's in a pretty muslim area, once saw a full on salafi sheikh, long ass beard no moustache, kick a dog because "haram". The owner proceeds to beat the shit out of it, left him bloody you couldn't see his face anymore.

Justice at its best lad

>>76575792
They've been in a decline ever since they took the Simpsons off of prime time desu. It was inevitable

http://www.strawpoll.me/13204165
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>>76575879
for moi,it's snubchester

>>76575858
the trash can

>>76575879
Please add perisic to manu for £XX

Lads, I was planning on going to a beach house for the weekend with the girl I like, a friend and his girl. The girl I like bailed but a solid 9/10 girl that is on and off the group is willing to come. What do?

>>76575879
Im the one doing the 'what the..' and I voted snubchester. I only do it to trigger some twat who moans about shitposting

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Why are there two threads on the first page? I though /sp/ was dead?

>>76575365
de ceglie too

make him the worst player to play for the best teams in europe

>>76574395
I bet she's secretly a /trans/ lass

>>76575902
i think the smartest thing you can do it's invest in bitcoin

>>76575902
9gag told me you should fap first before making any decision.

>>76575895
>£XXm plus tax and agent fees for the meme haircut David Bellion

>>76575902
You jump the fuck in there greekbro. You've got no time to waste over girls you may or may not like. If it's gonna be the 4 of you, you know exactly what to do. She bailed, her loss. Elana khorpsoume that bitch and fuck her.

callling boomer and carton to ask if a horse (hawse) is an athlete

>>76575914
>that neck
probably is

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>>76575907
>6. If an EPL general exists on the front page, make a new one anyway.

>>76575936
p. hot tbqh. I'd let her stick her girlcock in my boipussi

>>76575922
Nah bro, I haven't been fapping for a couple of days so that when she looks at me below eye level I can jizz buckets in my pants.

>>76575927
I like you Lebanon. Also, it's "ela na chorepsoume" and it still doesn't make sense, but it gets your point across.

its been about a year since i last saw this one
If he goes, I think Diego would Costa lot

(Sounds like cost a lot, would love this to become a new meme)

>>76575626
>implying chinks need player sale money
Not even FFP should be a problem, they can always sell Bonaventura or someone for 200 million to their Chinese puppet team to balance the books.

>>76575878
Did they still have the AFL rights or is that 7? What happens to that now?

how can I ghet into /trans/ culture?
Im a >de gay poster

>>76575763
>16k followers
>the only interesting thing about you is that you are a cr7 fan

The power of TSU lads

>>76575960
Shit bruh, I've got a Greek mum and can't speak it to save my life. Been on Duolingo trying to learn, hope something comes of it.

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Who /taytaythighgap/ here?

>>76575879
Livercuck

>The front page of today’s A Bola carries shock news that will send Europe’s biggest and richest clubs into a frenzy: “Cristiano Ronaldo wants to leave Spain!” they squeal. “The decision is irreversible and he has already told the Real Madrid president”. It seems the player is “outraged” by the charges of criminal tax fraud that have landed on his doorstep this week and is planning to take his revenge by personally snubbing their country of origin. Manchester United and Paris Saint-Germain could both be interested in sealing a – deep breath – £157m deal for the 32-year-old.

If he does take the former option he wouldn’t be the only Portuguese player moving to Manchester, with the £15m-rated Benfica midfielder/striker Anderson Talisca also on his way to the club, according to Anderson Talisca. “I’ve had a good season and Mourinho has a love for me,” he roars in the Mirror. “I will not lie. His love is old and I like his work. He’s a great coach and I hope everything works out. My representatives are dealing with the situation. Soon, they’ll have news.” The good news is that United still have Benfica on speed dial, having sealed a deal for Victor Lindelof on Wednesday. The bad news is that they signed Lindelof, not Talisca.

>Ivan Perisic is also on his way to Manchester United, according to “sources close to the player” and the Manchester Evening News, who reveal that the Croatian midfield schemer “appreciates” and “enjoys” Mourinho’s management skills – which is another way of saying he didn’t watch much of United last season – and would be happy to leave Internazionale. Fortuitously, Mourinho also appreciates Perisic, and “a source close to the potential move” has told the Mail that despite a hefty £44m asking price “we’re looking at it going through within weeks”.

>>76575133
>gets a job based on her looks and has no football history and consistently wears slutty clothes

>WHY ARE THEY OBJECTIFYING ME

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>all the ABUs in this thread worried that Ronaldo might return

Don't worry lads. It's not happening. He'll stay.

And the Mill’s final United update of the day concerns their negotiations with Álvaro Morata, with whom they have apparently agreed a massive £350,000 a week contract. This adds up to a little over £90m over the course of a five-year deal, which given that they may end up paying a £90m fee for the player – though £78m might do it, according to some papers – amounts to a £180m outlay, for a player who started 41% of Real Madrid’s league games last season, and only one of 13 in the Champions League. Meanwhile Arsenal are ready to send Olivier Giroud to Monaco if it will help them take Kylian Mbappé in the other direction. Which it won’t, because he’s going to Madrid.

>Tottenham have joined the chase for Lazio’s Keita Baldé, the £30m-rated, 22-year-old forward who also figures prominently on the Everton and Liverpool shopping lists, according to the Mirror. The player “is understood to be holding out for a move to Juventus”, but should his desires turn out to be unrequited a rival suitor could swoop. Meanwhile Chelsea are ready to hand Napoli all the loose change jangling around their purse – some £52.5m once you add it all up – for Kalidou Koulibaly, who they tried to sign last summer and are ready to bid for again. Asked about the speculation, Koulibaly’s agent apparently said: “Chelsea? I don’t want to talk about this now.”

M’Baye Niang, the French forward who starred very sporadically while on loan from Milan to Watford last season, could soon make a permanent move to England – though to Merseyside, rather than Hertfordshire. Sources spotted him at Everton’s Finch Farm training ground on Thursday, and a £15.7m transfer could now be sealed within days.

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>>76575987
>Im a >de gay poster

>>76575443
>Higgy Slips
Slippy Higgs and Slipuain would have also been acceptable

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>>76575133

>Watford hope to boost their Niangless creative ranks with the signing of the Liverpool winger Lazar Markovic, who worked with their new manager, Marco Silva, at Hull last season with some success. They will have to fight off Zenit St Petersburg and “clubs in Portugal”, according to the Sun, who assert that Markovic is “one of a handful of fringe men Jürgen Klopp will look to flog” this summer. The bad news for the Hornets is that this will be no bargain buy: they may scarcely have played him, they may be looking to flog him, but Liverpool want £20m for him anyway.

Maybe the whole Ronaldo thing is Madrid going into full PANICmode that he might end up going to jail and forcing him out the club.

>>76576041
Ronaldo needs a strong team behind him to be effective. No one is scared of that garbage manure team even with ronaldo

>La Repubblica: Raiola lo ha spiegato chiaro e tondo a Fassone e Mirabelli. Donnarumma è un Modigliani, e un Modigliani non sta in una galleria d'arte che non si può rivelare all'altezza. Il Milan di Galliani lo era, quello nuovo dei cinesi non lo è e non lo sarà. Questo è stato in sintesi il discorso di Raiola fatto ieri. A Raiola e Donnarumma non ha convinto per niente il mercato del club fin qui, il Real Madrid, ma anche la Juventus, sono squadre di ben altro livello e caratura.

>Raiola explained it straight out to Fassone and Mirabelli. Donnarumma is a Modigliani, and a Modigliani can't be exhibited in an art gallery that can not meet its prestige. Galliani's Milan was, the new one of the Chinese is not and will not be. This was briefly Raiola's speech yesterday. Raiola and Donnarumma were not convinced by the club transfer signings at all so far; Real Madrid, but also Juventus, are teams of higher level and caliber for the player.

wew lad