/mlb/ general- summer edition

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Royals

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>>76573971
mariners

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how to tell if someone is a cubs bandwagoner

>cant name one hof'er
>doesnt actually watch any games
>cant name starting lineup
>gives up when the cubs are anywhere below first

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1stros

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Angels bro, see you later today. I'm gonna go choke the chicken.

Posting and then going to sleep. Hope your thread is up in the morning my AL west buddy.

How should we celebrate our pal Oakland's win tonight?

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>>76573990
Kek. Didn't need to know that. Cya tomorrow. Be there or be square

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>>76573994
good night little buddy

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>>76573980
please tell me im not the only cubs fan heya. if so good night and the indians blew a 3-1 lead

>>76573980
Not even a cubs fan and i can name most of this

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>>76573994
>>76573986
Let's throw them a little party, mr spaceman can even come.. Springer can't though

also mfw people are using my pictures

>>76573980
you forgot one
>lives in chicago

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What was the best era of MLB uniforms and why was it the 1970s?

>>76574048
I'm bringing Springer whether you like it or not, my guy

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>>76574069

>>76573980
I know this stuff better than how a girls body looks

>>76574055
exactly. living in chicago and liking a different team when the cubs sucked is what happened when i visited illinois. then when i went to go see game 3 i see every chicagoan wearing cubs gear.

>>76574094
me too. i can name each starting batter in the lineups average and hrs too.

>>76574069
>I'm bringing Springer
NO! he is a terrible guest

>>76574094
so you barely know it?

>>76574094
i give this a 6/10 a bit above average but not quite on the money, suffers from unoriginality

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>>76574121
>>76574069

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/los-ángeles/

>>76573959
Ducks?

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Forgot pic
Pls beat the Cards

>>76574448

whoa! easy there! the 3rd, 4th place NL central team is no joke!

>orioles fans

>>76574457
We have a magic pact to play down to opponents and ruin tanks, as explains the series at big red dog park.
I do hope the Cards recent streaks without Os only being good at home makes for a watchable series for anyone.
We lucked out on JMast and Lackey 3 years ago

>>76573980
Cubs ""fans"" are notorious bandwagoners. Go Diamondbacks!

>>76574069
70s era sports attire was GOAT, I have a couple game program's that my dad gave me from the 70's they look cool as sh*t

>>76574538

https://youtu.be/SQzL34qH7uo

>watch 1975 World Series
>3 and a half hours
>12 inning game
>Luis Tiant throws to Pete Rose. Pete Rose drops in a base hit to shallow center. Two seconds later Tiant is already throwing a pitch to Ken Griffey. Ump calls strike. Next pitch is thrown.

>watch Oakland vs. Yankees three hours ago
>about 5 hours
>10 innings
>Sonny Gray goes back and forth on signs with Vogt..... nothing..... Gary Sanchez needs a break! .......... Ump needs a break! .... Gary Sanchez fouls ball against knee and walks around in circles! .....

honestly what needs to be done to improve the speed of the game is to say "stop being so anxious you overpaid pussies". The rules of baseball are not the problem.

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Kyle Tucker
Derek Fisher

Riley Pint
Ryan Castellani

Alex Verdugo
Willie Calhoun

Carson Kelly
Luke Weaver

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>when a dodger fan thinks he can talk shit
congrats indians on being an actual good team and shutting up these LA homos

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>>76574914
>The Giants are the 2nd worst team in baseball with Cueto, Moore, Samardjiza, the 3rd highest paid closer in baseball along with an All-Star former MVP catcher, an All-Star 1B, 2 gold glovers in the middle, and an All-Star 3B

Is Madison Bumgarner really the best pitcher in baseball?

>Report: Kerry Wood discovered a dead body Monday

wat

Tony Gwynn died 3 years ago today

press F to pay your respects

calling boomer and carton rn as james from the bronx to ask if they think a horse is an athlete

David Ortiz has the all time record for slugging%. Who is second all time?

Pro tip: He is currently playing

>>76575919
how many ABs to qualify? it's gotta be miggy or pooholes I struggle to think of anyone else who is currently playing

>>76575996
The player has been in two world series. But Pujols and Miggy are imcorrect

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i was rused by the great DAVID ORTIZ lads

>>76575919
Oh crap. I forgot to mention it was specifically in the world series

>>76576024
I forgot the conditions that allow me to brag. Apologies

>>76576048
>pooholes and miggy are 11th and 17th respectively in all-time career slugging%
>not the other way around

well I learned something today

im gonna take a wild shot and say what is fat panda

Quarterly reminder of ONE STRIKE AWAY TWICE

>>76576095
Good guess. But no. The player isn't known for being a power hitter, but he has had good pop

>>76576016

Hosmer

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>>76576133

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The answer is Chase Utley, with 7 home runs in 11 games(5 in the 2009 series). All but two of his hits were home runs.

>>76576266
And a .795 slg

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>>76576300
>>76576266
should've stated how many PAs to qualify or whether they have to play in multiple eries baka desu

bbref qualifies bonds and he has 1.294

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>Just checked other team's scores from last night
>The pueblo of los doyers

>Stankees BTFO by the fucking Athletics

What the fuck happened yesterday?

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>>76576904

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>the jew york stankees

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Athletics fans think they're relevant in any way, and that yesterday nights game wasn't due to a binder blunder

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>>76577014
>9 foot tall bobble head Rollie Fingers

This is the stuff of nightmares.

>>76577014
He looks like a bad PS3 rendering.

>>76577049

That isn't Rollie

>>76577027
>BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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>>76577049
>>76577058

This is Rollie

>>76577081
>SOON

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This is Ricky

>>76577038
YAKS FANS SEETHING

>>76577101
These are scary as fuck.

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>yankee fans had to stay up until almost 3 am to see their team blow it in the most embarrassing way possible in the 10th inning to a bottom feeder team

>>76577115
I'm so fucking tired of this website and this general in general I'm never coming back and nothing you guys say or do will change my mind or bring me back.

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>Thornburg out for the season
>Brewers got Shaw for literally nothing
why am I not surprised

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>the O's are so shit they somehow found a way to halt our tank
>back on the road now
That was just a temporary pit stop, no biggie.

>>76577155
I don't blame you, the shit posting isn't even good. They constantly try to tell me that the Dodgers are irrelevant, but then get ecstatic whenever they lose. They say Kershaw sucks, but then get ecstatic any time he doesn't pitch well. They claim to not be obsessed, but are unhealthily obsessed. They're doing the same for the Yankees now, so good luck.

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/06/16/1504252583/1497595457613/asset_2500K.mp4

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>>76573959
>no news

You're making us look bad, faggot op.

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>>76577800
>Us 12's

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>Athletics are DFAing Trever Plouffe
>a 3rd basemen with better stats in contact, power and fielding than Sandoval
>Yet Pablo Sandoval still starts games for the Red Sox

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76577837
Is he getting arrested in that pic

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>>76577847
I fucking wish

>>76577858
>that unnerved look on Price's face
Is he thinking about Gary Sanchez?

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>>76577837
Hi Red Sox

>>76575368
F

>>76577933
We'll trade you Pablo Sandoval and Rusney Casillo for Frazier

Mostly so Sale has another friend in the dugout

>>76577847
Getting deported

So i went to bed early and the Rox were up 9-1 and I woke up and they won 10-9 with a walk off hit in the 9th. wat happened?

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Injuns.

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>>76577763
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

makes it even better after they shitposted in our thread all game

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>>76577763
YAKKITTY YAK

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>>76577763
>>76578515
I close

my

eyes

>>76578515
You can only respond to this thread if your team has a pitcher with at least 23 saves and at least 1 win

not so fast everyone else

Rock1es
>inb4 Pebbles

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>>76578515
>>76578549
PFFFFT

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>>76578562

>>76578672
I'm down for a rumble royale wild card match tbqh brothers

>>76578672
The Ninny League WILL defend being baseball's version of the RiggedBA, sad!

>>76578672
When the inevitable Dudders collapse happens who is going to take WC2? I'm guessing Cards.

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>>76578672
>A's somehow below us

>>76578672
we still in it boys

>rags

Reminder that the Rockies are only going to get better
>starting catcher made season debut last night after breaking his arm in spring training
>ace pitcher set to return next week after breaking his foot in mid April
>starting left fielder expected to return sometime after the all-star break after cracking a rib in spring training

They've got the best record in the NL and they've done it all without two everyday starters and their ace pitcher, not to mention another rotation pitcher getting cancer and the absurd amount of injuries the rest of the team has already suffered

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>>76578672
>AL: 504 total wins, bottom feeder teams are still actually in it
>NL: 485 total wins, the playoff structure is basically determined right now and it's not even ASG break time

>three (3) teams with 40+ losses

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*teleports behind you*

No El Gary tonight, fellas. Looks like another loss.

>>76579299
>Only person hitting is out
>Absolutely no bullpen
>Yankees suck on the west coast in general
This weekend couldn't end any fucking sooner. I'm sure Girardi will find another way to fuck things up too.

New York sucks lol

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>tfw we're going to waste our ace's start tonight

>>76578549
>>76578515

where does this rank on the not top10 of 2017 so far?

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>>76578385
This desu

>>76579559
I really don't see how it's a not top 10, outside of /mlb/'s revived hate for the Yankees. It wasn't like that was a routine catch to make.

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You may only talk about closers if your closer has multiple 4+ out saves in high leverage all while not allowing a BB.

Your closer must have a K/9 of 14 to quality as well.

Your closer must have an immaculate save record too.

>>76579218
>NL: Reigning Champions of Baseball
>AL: #1 Runner ups of Baseball

Good grief, Francesa is still talking golf. Someone call up and tell him no one cares.

>>76579650
>NL reigning champions already eliminated from postseason this year

top kek

>>76579407
He'll bring up a Rookie-A pitcher to pitch the 8th inning in a tie game.

>>76579714
>AL reigning runner up already eliminate from postseason this year
didn't think this through, did ya?

>>76579721
>They're actually right now in a wild card spot right now

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>17/24 in SVO

>>76579834
That solid 6.00 tho

>>76579834
>The Phillies and their awful bullpen are 17th

>>76579834
Surprised Os are 7th. I guess the late end has been alright despite everyone else

>>76579834
>conditions I deem fair

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>>76573971
this

Alright lads, I'm a business student at one of the state schools on this list https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/rankings/business-overall and my dad has a work colleague who has consulted for a few teams in the past that could get my resume on a desk. Can I be a GM one day?

>>76580555
I hope you like the Phillies

>>76580555
You don't know shit abiut baseball, so no. Stick to the show and simulating your shit team on OOTP.

God bless.

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>>76580555
Can you kill Dan Duquette and make it look natural?

Could /mlb/'s collective GM brainpower take a mediocre team to a championship, if given the resources?

>friday
>no matinee games
>all events start in the afternoon
>every team is playing (pending weather conditions)

today gonna be a good day for based ball lads

>>76580555
what does business have to do with being a GM you fag? Maybe you can buy a team if you luck into some money

>>76580683
Twitch plays OOTP?

>>76580683
In one week we would unintentionally tank a team for a generation

>>76580683
GET BIGGIO ON THE HORN

>>76580711
most gms have business backgrounds and law school backgrounds

>>76580683
We would only draft and trade for meme players

>>76580713
what could go wrong?

>>76579834
wtf I hate the dodgers now

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>>76580733
So basically become the White Sox FO?

Cooperative /mlb/ OOTP race to a championship: AL fans vs NL fans
Who says no? Who would win? What memes would it spawn?

>>76580555
is your dad unironically worth 10+ figures and have connections to owners in the league? do you go to an actually prestigious school and not one that just scrapes onto a top 50 list? have you spent years in scouting and/or player development, showing natural talent for managerial positions along the way? then yes, maybe if you're lucky

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>>76580805

>>76580805
>>76580836
this is at least the third time these have been posted and they have never been remotely funny

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>>76580914
He's posting his own twitter account

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>>76580914
>Jace Fry
>Jake Burger
>Seth Beer

>>76580683
Someone in LA, get this shit greenlighted for a movie

>>76580833
School is top 10 on that list and dad has a six figure salary that starts with a 1. I know SQL and my summer project is doing a bunch of different sabermetric research projects. Figure if I get lucky I can land an internship and just hope for the best from there

>>76581027
You don't know shit about baseball, so no. Stick to the show and simulating your shit team on OOTP.
God bless.

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>>76574847
Fuck off we're getting Vergugo and Calhoun plus for Darvish

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Oh hi Nats

last digit confirms the number of championships the Dodgers win in the next decade

>>76581541
You forgot your script this time

>>76581541
League championship, maybe.

>>76579650
>looks at interleague win loss record the past 15

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>>76581517

So outside of the Astros, the next 3 best teams are the Rockies, Dodgers and Diamondbacks. Really makes you think.

>>76581828
Yes, the AL West and National League are garbage

>Victor Martinez to 10-day DL with irregular heartbeat.

>>76581517
The Nats already have a bunch of shitty relievers.

>>76581969
>playing for detoilet is giving the poor man heart problems

>>76581828
Nats bullpen is a disaster although they've beaten all 3 NL west teams in series played against them
Comedy Central is prime one and done material
AL Central is comedy central 2.0 and the AL East has been having some trouble.

so i guess your probably right

>Asked if there's any way he can keep the Mets' spirits up given all their injuries, Terry Collins responded: "Bubble wrap."

>>76582125
Literally everyone on Earth called this happening and that's funny to me

wish i would've started watching baseball sooner than last month lol

>>76582339
silly false flagger that doesnt even make sense considering I've been posting regularly with that name since the start of the season

>>76581562
>Regular season accomplishments

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>>76582229
Me too.

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

My team is the Rocks
I suck the Cocks

lmfao

>>76577155
lol

>>76582412
My team is the rags
I make out with _ags

>cubs are .500

Better put my Rizzo jersey away for possible later use

Are all Rockies fans gay and annoying or just the ones that post on 4chan?

>>76582412
>>76582471
>>76582543
serious question are you a rangers or dodgers fan?

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I want to let it be known that I've been posting on /mlb/ since 2013 and that if this ship sinks well goddammit I'm going down with it. Fuck you doyers. We are not the cubes.

>>76582543
>Are all Rockies fans gay and annoying

Jealous of Rockies?

Mad at Rockies?

Upset about Rockies?

Perturbed about Rockies?

>>76582554
>>76582564
Nice of you to exhibit your gayness but please answer my question.

>>76582680
I'm gay for two peoeple: kershaw and DG, both live in my head free of charge

I know its summer and the Rockies only started playing good this year, but I swear I've been a fan my whole life

My giants and dodgers jerseys were gifts I only wore on occasion, I promise.

I mean yeah I respect Mike Trout and yes I might have his jersey's but he's injured so it's I'm back to my real lifelong team the ROCKS !!

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>gib closer nao or I take off my pants and paint my snatch red

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>>76582797
STOP POSTING THAT THING

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>RHP Tony Barnette to 10-day DL

>INF Jurickson Profar and OF Ryan Rua optioned to AAA

>RHP Dillon Gee DFA'd

>RHP Tyson Ross activated from 60-day DL

>OF Carlos Gomez and 1B/DH Mike Napoli activated from 10-day DL

>LHP Dario Alvarez recalled from AAA

THE MADMAN DID ALL OF THIS IN ONE DAY

who here /fantasybaseball/

>>76582740
you must be real bored today to false flag this much, for real though what kind of fucking retard would bandwagon the rockies?

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>>76582813
What?
Who? Me?

>>76582813
I'd give her my bat, if you know what I mean ;)

>>76582913
Our new friends fresh from /nfl/ would do exactly that.

>>76582913
I know what you mean I'm a lifelong fruity pebbles fan born and raised in the Colordo Rockies like my Coors Light

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>>76582924
I do, and I "wood" ;)

Any advice on an upcoming game which is sure to be exciting? I want to get my dad some tickets to go with me. clueless femanon here. He's been a fan of the Mets since he was a kid so we could go to NY to see them, but I think he would prefer most of all to just see a good game. we could go see the Phillies which is closer.

but I want to pick a game that would be exciting to watch and not just a blowout.

Rockies baseball gives me special privileges I don't get to talk about, like being to close to forests in a liberal state. The forests here are great for meat racking buck naked and I go every weekend that I can.

Cops are very nice too since many are gay. They might even lend you a hand every now and then! Once time a guy fucked my ass who looked just like Charlie Blackmon. Before he bent me over, he said "looks like its 4 balls, how about we take a walk down to first and score all the way home?"

>>76582994
Better not go to a Phillies game then

>>76582994
post tits or gtfo

My favorite Rockies is ultrastar Peyton Maning, PBUH

>>76583048
Wow thats fucking gay

>>76582994
Take him to a Mets game in Philly. Next series is Aug 10 -13 Thursday-Sunday

>>76582994
There is actually no way to know when a good game versus a blow out will happen.

Except when you go to a Rockies game which as a lifelong I know are mostly good, haven't seen a bad Rockies game since the 2017 season started, of course I just turn off the TV when it gets bad.

>>76583048
Do I smell fresh pasta?

Did you guys know that John Elway played for the Rockies?

Fucking pathetic Doyers fags, stealing the Rockies Fan name to try make them look bad.

[spoiler]It's not working[/spoiler]

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No, but this guy did.

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le 200 strikeout man

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>>76583205

>>76583048
>"looks like its 4 balls, how about we take a walk down to first and score all the way home?"

top lel

>>76583205
That's my guy, Mr. Denver
Mr. Rockies we call him here in Denver

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>>76583048
ALMOST as gay as

SIX GAY DUDES

>>76583375
lmao I see you faggots are still obsessed with me. Log off.

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>I bet if I sucked your dick, you would enjoy it.

>>76583470
>I bet if I sucked your dick, you would enjoy it
What did mo'Lester mean by this?

>>76583470
>Both of the people involved in that post no longer use trips

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>K-Rod calls out Brad
>Brad gives in
>K-Rod gives up game tying HR
>Tigers still win

>>76583470
>addison russell
kek

>>76574520
god you're actually funny. this is op from the first cubs post. you cant say every cubs fan is a bandwagoner. i am a super fan. i have memorabilia from rizzo, ryno, bryant and i attended games when harry caray was alive.

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Shut up mo, you boystown haunting fuck

People exposing and posting epic gotchas at a joke, months after the fact

/mlb/

>>76583565
Why is a giant tumor erupting from that man's head?

>>76583620
We miss him and want him to come back so we can make fun of him more.

>>76583626
Anyone can be mo"Lester

mo'Lester#fuckoff

checking in...

>>76583675
Didn't he create another trip and the tripcode was #lmao ?

Lmao I've been lying low for a few weeks now because you faggots keep pretending to be me, and you've proven your obsession by saying you miss me. Try not to cry now that I'm here <3 lmao. How do you faggots feel knowing you're the gayest general on 4chan? How do you faggots feel about the Cubs coming back and twopeating the World Series? Lmao log off.

>>76583744
Try "obsessed" or "addisonrussellismybf"

lmfao

i love anal sex.

glory holes!!
glory holes!!
when in chicago i go gay
and fuck men the downlow way

>>76583778
Lmao fuck off faggot
>>76583731
This post was me, I forgot my new trip tho

Okay but seriously guys we've all had ONE trist with a bear in our lives okay, don't act like you haven't given just a little kiss for some alchihol okay, I mean just a slip of tongue for some Miller Light. Who hasn't maybe sucked a little dick for some 1800

>>76583791
I bet if I sucked your dick, you would enjoy it.

Lmao I'm glad I've made such an impact in you guys that you continue to talk about me. I've become and icon here. Get ready for the Cubs to get good again cunts.

Weekend Series Edition:

>American League
A lot of wild-card tier teams hovering around .500.
Yankees/Red Sox potentially shaping up to be a fun 2nd half race.

>National League
NL West has a triangle choke on the wild-card.
Brewers/Cubs the only division that's close but it's not really a race when the teams struggle to win half their games.

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>>76583848
>Forgot pic

>>76583848
Cubs will come back faggot. Log off.

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>>76583865
Fuck you Girardi.

>>76575368
F

>>76583873
We've been waiting on the Cubs to play baseball for 2 1/2 months.

baseball season underway
gonna go suck some men today
hey chicago what do you say
my boipussy getting blownout baybay

>>76583762
>>76583778
>>76583810
>>76583823
>>76583931
Faggots. All of you. Quit being obsessed with me.

>>76583989
What emoji's show up on 4chan? I know the star and the watch does. Apparently the evil face does too.

is september 28 2011 the best day in the history of baseball?

>>76584008

none of the board code does anything to emoji in filenames, it's all fair game

is MLB network showing more sentimental stories recently or is it just me? Either way it's pissing me off, the my wish shit was the biggest reason I stopped watching sportscenter a few years ago

>>76584011
no but it was pretty good

>>76584038
i had to change it when that burn victim guy showed up but i think the stories aren't that bad since nothing else is really going on right now

>>76584038

nah, you're just a gigantic useless piece of shit faggot

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>>76583989
I wonder if he's got a prison tattoo yet

>>76583873
That stops being an excuse when we approach the all star break and they're still below .500.

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>>76584027
Neat

>>76584038
And their product promotions are getting bad also, the cabela's bullshit they do on intentional talk is ridiculous, and the 'lightning strikes' bit they do on MLB Tonight is pretty gay also. Then there's the papa slam, I guess that's not so bad but I think it's becoming a normal way to refer to grand slam which is bad

>>76584053
that dan johnson magic though. best sport on earth

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Who /readytogetswept/ this weekend???

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Time for revenge.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ALMOSTGAME TIME

>>76584270
Extremely racist face he's making

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>>76584384

phils-dbacks
>>76584399

>>76584270
Bigot piece of shit.

cusb pirates wearing negro league jerseys..................fags

Who else is actually going to a game this weekend rather than shitposting from a dark basement? I'll be at the Pebbles/Jints game tomorrow afternoon.

leafs whos where?

Anthony Rizzo just hit another leadoff HR

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>>[insert expletive]

cubs vs rats
>>76584506

>>76584506

>>76584506

>>76584503
Is Rizzo the best leadoff hitter in MLB history????

o's vs cardinals
>>76584531
>>76584531

>>76584379
3 pitches in and it's obvious that norris is overthrowing. gg see you tomorrow

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gib Mike Moustakas plss

>>76584462

>>76584551

>>76584503
no he didn't

ian kinsler is a hall of fame worthy second baseman

>>76584712
no

>>76584741
>>76584741
Nats at Mets

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Craig?

What the fuck are the blow jays doing?

>>76584948
Being shit lmao.

>3 DUDES

Who the fuck is this kid throwing 100 in Atlanta?

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>ANOTHER chance to break .500
>haha time to get ass raped by the who's!

>>76585013
Look on the bright side, if you're going to get ass raped, who better to do it than the tiny dick Chicago White Sox?

>>76582921
She looks like Tom Brady.

>>76585046
They have a long barrel though.

>>76584996
did newcomb touch 100?

>>76585135
>>76585135
>>76585135
Red Sox vs astros game thread

What the fuck are these uniforms the Cubs and Pirates are wearing?

>>76585162
Bigot piece of shit.

>>76585185
>muh nigger leagues

Is the gnats third base coach new to baseball?

>>76585234
You can buy his game worn jersey, since your a fan.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bob-Henley-Game-Worn-Jersey-Washington-Nationals-Jackie-Robinson-Day-4-15-17-/182594637244?hash=item2a837d0dbc:g:xm0AAOSw0hlZKYHI

>>76584983
This has been disproven many times

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>>76585300

>>76585377
Lmao you can't seem to get over the fact that me being gay has been disproven by both me and many others many times. Your obsession with my sexuality is very questionable if you ask me. Are you upset that I'm not actually gay or something lmao? Do you wish to be my lover? Now sit back and get ready for the Cubs to win.

>he's still embarrassed that he admitted it
kek

SF Giants vs COL Rockies (#2 of 4)

8:40 PM ET | 5:40 PM PT

>>76585348
>>76585348
>>76585348

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>>76585402

AL central, aka the GOAT division, finally heating up, rest of the league be afraid

>play mvp baseball 2005 for old times sake
>enter dynasty mode
>2024
>dontrelle willis is 42 and pitching against my top prospects in AAA

>>76585112
>Newcomb generated four triple-digit fastballs during the first, 100.1 mph (Ball), 100.9 (Ball), 100.2 (Realmuto F8), 100.3 (Ball)

Apparently he topped out at 96 last start

>TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO >TAMPA GAY BTFO

the detroit tigers are playing defense

Reminder that Matt Kemp has quietly returned to his GOAT ways in Atlanta and nobody's talking about it because he's black.

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>soon to be 0 for fucking 7

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Ran a 2004 simulation on OOTP. If Arod went to Boston. Went by an S.I article that had Arod to Boston, Manny to Texas, Nomar and Scott Williamson to the White Sox for Magglio Ordonez. And Soriano to the Dodgers while the Yankees got Beltre.

Simulated the year, some trades occurred like the Yankees traded Brad Halsey for Cliff Floyd at the Deadline.

Boston won the AL East, Yankees finished above .500 but 9 games out of 1st, 2 games out of the WC (O's won).

If you want to know how your favorite 2004 player did, just ask.

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>Papa Slam

>>76585760
OOTP is a shit game with hidden (((algorithm))) that's anyone's guess. A player's progress is completely random, as evidenced by the fact that Mike Trout has like 50% chance to turn into a scrub in OOTP within a year or two.

Sean Newcomb is throwing a lot of 100 mph pitches goddamn

Thanks for the advice. I got tickets for Infield 116, Row 4 at Citizens Bank, I hope those are good. I looked up the view and it seems good.

>>76586017
what in the hell was he thinking?

The resd have no fans

>>76586036
>>76586029
>>76586017
nice, while youre at it, how bout also giving a nod to your central bros and get Yolmer's leaping catch and Melky's perfect throw home?

>>76586036
>>76586029
>>76586017
Nobody cares about this arcade league shit you faggot fucking leaf

>yfw all the AL East teams are getting BTFO right now

Badly BTFO too at that.

>>76586139
>babby leaguer trying to talk back to the superior league
wew

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>>76586123

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>>76586146
add one more to that in 20 minutes
>3 players got hurt last night

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>>76586163