Draft on Friday June 23.
Old thread: >>76565016
Friends don't let friends draft Finns.
pongs 3peat desu senpaitachi
>>76572567
first for butt holes
>>76572567
>Old thread: >>76565016(Cross-thread)
FAGGOT
FAGGOT
FAGGOT
what is this reddit?
nth for godsby not shaking drumpfs hand
Caps will win the cup
THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR
When the penguins go to the whitehouse
Who is the most likely to not go?
I don't think anyone will sit out like Tim Thomas
I'm a conservative and even I think Thomas acted like a nigger
*i accidentally posted at end of last thread fuck*
>>76572641
Kunitz maybe. He's the one involvef with the LGBTQ community
>>76572674
Kunitz will go. I seriously doubt any Penguin will skip the trip for political reasons.
>>76572641
It really is a bitch move especially if you're an American (do all the players go or just Americans?). If you don't like the president, show up and tell him to his face why.
>>76572641
this isn't apehoop or handegg dude, they will just go and have fun because they're human beings not apes
Why are goalies always the biggest head cases?
>>76572674
LGBTQKunitz what a fag
Why does every hockey player who associates himself with Pride shit end up having their career fall apart
Brent Sopel
Ben Scrivens
Etc.
It's the faggot curse
>>76572740
Don't know
Tim Thomas is a little crazy for me (his Facebook posts look like they are written by a schizophrenic )
I'm a Christian to and I think he's loopy
This one time I swear to God Tim Thomas was posting on /pol/
>>76572836
he looks like a skinnier version of what i imagine /pol/ looks like
ugly fat mentally ill pasty dudes
>>76572850
>/pol/
>white
>enters thread
>my friends from finland are not here
>exits thread
Pens now have 2 years to win one cup to become the first cap era dynasty.
Kind of scares me that murrays injury was a hamstring tear. You don't want to Fuck up your hamstring
THICC
T H I C C
ThIcC.
Being a caps fan in pittsburgh is suffering
>>76573093
>>76573093
>caps fan in pittsburgh
that's like living next door to the world's most delicious pizza parlor but insisting on eating mcdonalds every day
>>76573115
I'm from DC so I'm rocking the red til I die. Sometimes random people just bust out laughing when they see me in caps gear. There's booing and banter too but I'm too beta to talk smack
What the fuck is tampa thinking
>>76573022
It's actually fucking nuts he was able to return a month later and play at the level he did. It must not have been a very serious tear.
>>76573151
Reloading for 18-19
>>76573128
you seem too pathetic for me to even continue making fun of, so i guess have a nice night pal
>>76573162
Whats wrong with 17-18
>>76573128
No lie I think there's a good chance I'm one of the people who burst into treats laughing at you before.
>>76572641
they're all going. the only athletes to ever make a fuss about visiting the White House are niggers and Tim Thomas.
>>76573179
Nashville already has it in the bag
>>76573179
Great draft class. Dahlin is a generational dman.
>>76573128
One day bro, we'll be the ones laughing
>>76572567
Anyone ever own this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr0XiLa0LhM
>>76573234
why bother with that, when you could just play the true God-tier hockey vidya gaem
>>76572816
>I'm a Christian to
Where?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK5dHqXCLbo
>>76573407
reminder he tore his hamstring before the first game of the playoffs and still put up 3 shutouts in 2 rounds
>>76573446
gonna miss him.
>Montreal is shopping Galchenyuk
Is Marc Bergevin retarded? They were 15th in scoring last season and are going to lose Radulov. Even with Drouin they barely improve if Radulov walks. They have a real chance to lock down a great 1C/2C combo with Drouin and Galchenyuk for a decade. But no, frogs gonna frog
>>76573529
my confidence in stevie y and coops is slowly falling
>>76573554
I thought droin was a lw
>>76573445
Non denominational
Grew up going to catholic school
Became an edge lord when I was 17 until I was 20
And for the last 8 years I've shifted from Lutheran to Orthodox.
>it was just meme magic!
Preds - Pongs rematch next stan lee
>>76573628
He's been all over the place. Neither him or Bergevin committed to playing wing at the press conference and Montreal basically has no functional centers since they refuse to use Galchenyuk
Therrien had the best win ratio since Pat Burns and they traded him for an obese retarded fuck who likes to bully aspiring superstars and destroy their self-esteem. Not too optimistic even if Drouin is goat.
Trade Price, Pacioretty and Weber desu.
>the minnesota wild
>>76573407
I like Fleury, but can't say I'm going to miss him for very long.
>>76573693
SAY that to my face
Dear Pensfags,
I haven't been to Pburgh since I was like 5 years old but I'll be up there visiting family this weekend. Since I missed the victory parade, what Stan Lee shenanigans is your city going to have for me to get into?
>>76573554
>Is Marc Bergevin retarded?
"Yes." They play Galchenyuk as a winger even though their next highest scoring centre was PAUL FUCKING BYRON
>>76573699
They're putting the refpuck play from game 6 on a projector, on a loop all night. Side of the arena. Saturday night
>>76573699
You're kind of lucky you missed the parade, unless you were looking forward to sitting in traffic for 5 hours on your way in. Should probably just hit up a Pirates game or something.
>>76573725
Then I hope they've legalized public masturbation
>>76573735
Man even good baseball bores the shit out of me.
Lucic - Draisaitl - Puljujärvi
Maroon - RNH - Eberle
Name a better top 6 in the NHL right now
>>76573772
Nobody actually watches the game. It's just for the view.
>>76573791
lololololololololol
>>76573791
>his smile and optimism: gone
>>76573791
Forsberg - Johansen - Arvidsson/Neal
Subban - Josi - Rinne
>>76573811
>>76573805
t. Hongcouver, Cowtown or Torontistan
>>76573826
Top 6 is first and second line my Nashville friend :)
>>76573791
>eberle
>edmonton oiler 2018
;)
>>76573791
Unironically Toronto
-Chinkcouver
>>76573874
Komarov - Kontiola - Kapanen
Brown - Matthews - Hyman
it's good but i don't know..
>>76573872
>Jesse Lake
>Entering the NHL ever again
Ummm no sweetie....
>>76573670
I unironcially believe that the oilers are the best team in the western conference and will be in the finals next Stan lee
They were ref pucked and should have been in conf finals this year
>Tfw already missed a meme trade
FUCK. I did not think it would get real this fast.
McDavid vs Crosby 2018
Book it.
Post your faces when Crosby gets styled on even though he has refpuck on his side
>>76573956
>every time my team loses it's cuz of refpuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this meme is so stale that begun to decompose
>>76572567
will we hit 300 this year? canucks are already down
>>76572641
should just go to Canadian parliament, invite the warriors over. anyone but the NFL champ since we haven't stolen the bills yet
>>76573234
yes. AI was bugged as fuck, me and a friend played, scored on eachother, then endless OT and the goalies wouldn't let any puck in no matter what shit we pulled
>>76573956
we will fuck it up. pick up a big goonie guy, ruin our chemistry then the NHL will ref legit next year and we will get sweeped while having to PK
>>76573791
>playing wilson clubs
wew
>>76573998
please no more bullying
>i rate kippers
>>76573982
I've never said anything about ref puck
But allowing a goal where a goalies pad is being held down and he can't make a save .
That's ruled good...
Proves it's rigged
>>76573998
which team is always doomed to do badly?
>>76574429
There is literally no future in Vancouver, not even any hope
>>76574429
Any team from Buffalo
https://youtu.be/M358svRmM1c
>>76573859
Johansen Forsberg Arvidsson
Neal Fisher Fiala
Guentzel Crosby Sheary
Kessel Malkin Oshie
>>76572567
>MUH KESSEL
>MUH HORNQUIST
It's literally Murray, Crosby, Malkin, in that order. Either you accept that or you return back to /curling/.
>>76574439
Goin to have to agree
Vancouver is so laughably bad and will always be
>>76573215
yes, when you go insane
McSecondary is the most overrated player in the league
>>76574661
You ok greece?
>>76573970
>gets styled on
Does McProphet even deke bro? He just accelerates like that kid from Mighty Ducks 2.
>>76574351
did kipp die?
>>76574700
Don't respond to her
>>76574700
yes, replying to that other anon in the argument about who was most valuable in the Penguins.
also, post post season memes
>>76574702
and then SWOOOOSH onto the glass, he gets his bones fractured and the referee shouts "FUCK YOU YOU 'RE GETTING AN EMBELLISHMENT" but tfw you realise he's talking to the glass.
IN THE SUMMERTIME, WHEN THE WEATHER IS HOT
>>76574702
>McDavid is just le skate fast and pass man
No.
>>76574737
not only that, he's just le skate fast and SECONDARY touch of the puck man
Do NOT respond to grease
>>76574844
all those flavours and you chose to smear shit in your face
>slovakia stops posting
>Grease shows up the same day
Really gets my brain on the train
KIPPERS WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
IT'S BEEN SO LONG
WINTER'S TURNED INTO SPRING
AND YOU'RE STILL NOT WITH ME
>>76574986
yes, the train to stupidville
>"Habs want Radulov back but his current contract demands will have to change otherwise it won't happen"
L
O
L
>>76575162
He wants like 8 years lol.
/ourguy/
>>76575620
If we were /reddit/
Do yuros like catfish as much as people in the South? You Nordics eat all manner of marginally tasteful aquatic species, right?
>>76575637
comprehensive list of things that aren't reddit according to /hoc/:
>>76575762
Grabner isnt even the most based german. Leon "cucks the nappy jew out of his scheckles" Draisital is unarguably /ourguy/
>>76575620
löl
You now remember Maxim Afinogenov
Why does NHL do this?
>>76576781
this looks just like a guy I used to work with. he was gay
>mfw a leaf called American fries "french fries" near me
>>76576790
>no bulge
LMAO when will the dicklets learn?
Is he Cell key material?
Lmao finns are so gay
>>76576830
>>76577183
you are retarded and should contemplate bettering your life substantially
>>76572567
>Miro Heiskanen
>Juuso Välimäki
>Kristian Vesalainen
>Eeli Tolvanen
>Urho Vaakanainen
>Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
>Henri Jokiharju
>Robin Salo
>Joni Ikonen
>Aleksi Heponiemi
>Eemeli Räsänen
Any new and fresh transfer rumours?
>>76577488
>transfer
get the fuck out
>>76576830
I thought it was freedom fries
>>76577540
Trade.. I'm tired, do excuse me
pens have signed prospect goaltender Filip Gustavsson to a three-year, entry-level contract.
>>76577626
Any good? Will he be backup for Murray?
>>76577657
yes. no.
>>76577488
>what is google
>>76577626
>swedish goaltending
no thx
>galy to mn
hasbs are fucked lmao
https://twitter.com/CapFriendly/status/875699074477035520
R I P R E D S
I
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R
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D
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>>76578002
rip reds?
>frogtreal wasting price's career
top fukken lel bud
>>76578024
>Habs wasting Price's career
>Sens wasting Karlsson's career
>Toronto wasting Matthews' career
>Edmonton wasting McDavid's career
>Calgary wasting Gaudreau's career
>Winniped wasting Scheifele's career
>Vancouver wasting nobody's career because nobody there is worth a damn
Reminder that the Canucks are the /goodguys/ of Canada.
>>76578182
Leafs will win the Stan lee in 2020 tho
Jets 2019 or 2021
>>76578182
GOOD post
NEVER DRAFT
>americans
>frenchies
>finnish goaltending
>russian defencemen
RARELY DRAFT
>finnish defencemen and centres
>swedish forwards
>miscellaneous europeans
>russian goaltending
OCCASIONALLY DRAFT
>finnish wingers
>canadian and swedish goaltending
>russian forwards
COMMONLY DRAFT
>canadian forwards and defencemen
>swedish defencemen
>couldn't even wait a day before posting your shitpost again
COMMONLY DRAFT
>americans
>frenchies
>finnish goaltending
>russian defencemen
OCCASIONALLY DRAFT
>finnish defencemen and centres
>swedish forwards
>miscellaneous europeans
>russian goaltending
RARELY DRAFT
>finnish wingers
>canadian and swedish goaltending
>russian forwards
NEVER DRAFT
>canadian forwards and defencemen
>swedish defencemen
>good posts trigger the burgers
>getting angry at hockey discussion
>>76578268
>>76578268
hilarious
NEVER DRAFT
>americans
>frenchies
>finnish goaltending
>russian defencemen
RARELY DRAFT
>finnish defencemen and centres
>swedish forwards
>miscellaneous europeans
>russian goaltending
OCCASIONALLY DRAFT
>finnish wingers
>canadian and swedish goaltending
>russian forwards
COMMONLY DRAFT
>canadian forwards and defencemen
>swedish defencemen
>french canadian goaltending
Finns do not belong in the NHL
They belong in concentration camps
>>76578314
>drafting frog goalies in the year 2007+10
>>76578321
Don't bully Finland
>>76572899
>That one guy wearing an islanders jersey
>>76578314
I'd flip finnish goaltending with something in occiasionally draft, and russian forwards with something in rarely draft. Finnish goaltending has unironically gotten pretty good, and russian forwards have a tendency to disappear in the playoffs, except for malkin, hence the rarely
>>76578286
I noticed that when you post opposite of leafs shitposting it actually makes sense like that list in my post
What was his problem?
>>76573670
Nah. Oilers or flames do look like they can make it. As long as both don't play the ducks
>>76578417
Just general streakiness. It is incredibly hard to remain consistent at the NHL level, but compared with how out of his mind he was playing the first few series' to how he played in the final it was pretty much night and day.
It could have been fatigue or an injury or something too, he did play a fuckton of hockey throughout the year (more than any other goalie I think)
>>76578417
Looks like a swede but born a Mongol
>>76572899
>Islander Jersey
>Three asians
>Anime shirt
>Fat person in the middle I cannot figure the gender of
>That one asian holding a litre bottle of milk
.. "Viking Party.. MVP"? What is this?
Hilarious picture nevertheless
>>76578463
>litre bottle of milk
stop being wrong
>>76578485
Is it more than a liter? literally only see carton boxes of milk in denmark
>>76578463
Forgot the Slav pose holding the milk too
>>76572899
Ahh, the /hoc/ meetup group photo
Me and Kipper on the far right.
>>76578495
2 litres, the 1 litre plastic jugs are thinner. Although usually the 2 litre ones are cartons here too
>>76578535
>Kipper
>far right
Checks out
this woman walks towards you and says she is horny
how will you react?=
>>76578567
fuck her brains out
won't take much effort, it's already scrambled
>>76578584
lmao ok
>>76578505
Haha, it keeps getting better
>>76578548
Aaah fair enough, thanks!
>>76578567
Buy her a KAL ticket to Helsinki and tell the Russians to defend their airspace.
breaking news:
your favorite anime song is now your teams goal song
Is Pittsburgh the last stronghold against the Anime plague?
>>76578616
>implying my favorite team goal song is not aldready my favorite anime song
tssk silly finn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TfcQU8B5s
>jagr was drafted two months before I was born
holy fuck, happy birthday jagr's career
>>76578684
so yoiur mother and father were discussing about that young czech player while having intercourse. the your fathers semen flew into you moms vagina hole and made you. Jagr has always been an angel for you.
>>76578684
Speaking of Jagr
Will someone sign him for another year?
>>76578702
>tfw I will die of old age before my guardian angel does
>>76578706
I hope >we sign him for a year, even though there no room on >our roster. >my team is know for signing players well past their prime anyway
t. ded wings
>>76578182
>win wasting scheifele
But that's wrong.
>based Golden Knights shutting down Anime fags
>>76578863
Wings needs a lot of work it seems desu
Old D core, Zetterberg getting older, Larkin not performing as hoped for (?)
>Phaneuf wants to stay in Ottawa
>Exercises his no move clause
>is now actively being shopped because of it.
what an idiot, if he wanted to stay he'd have waived, there's no way vegas picks him over cleasson.
>>76579145
he's not getting shop tho
teams called because the heard he didn't waive his clause so they think the can get a cheap deal for him
>>76578616
Nice.
>>76579227
No they ar shopping him because they want to protect Ceci
Noone wante Phaneufs 7million doller contract. He just made things difficult for Ottawa by not waving
John Jaeckel @jaeckel 46m46 minutes ago
Montreal inquiring about a separate Hawk core player (not Hammer) this AM, not at liberty to divulge, awaiting more. Talks continue.
>>76579363
Hossa or keith
Anime is okay
I'm going to be absolutely shocked if Galchenyuk is in a Habs uniform in October.
>>76579451
Why are they shopping him? I thought they were more interested in success sooner rather than later
>>76577407
all busts
>>76576776
WE WUZ PINGUINZ AN SHIET.
>Pongs are actually going to cuck the Craps out of Oshie
Will he play with Crosgod?
Pittsburgh Penguins have signed Swedish 2nd round draft pick Filip Gustavsson to a 3 year ELC. Set to compete with Jarry for backup next season
>>76579587
I already fucking posted this you fucking nigger
I feel bad whoever drafts this literal baby
>>76579622
I only want players who look like they're 15 and 40 at the same time
>>76579119
Larkin had a softmore slump, there's a handful of promising forwards like mantha and athanasiou, zetterberg is the best player on the team, and the defense is almost literally useless.
Jagr would basically be for the memes and it won't happen, just a little dream of mine to make this next season less painful.
say my name
Did the Predditors have their parade yet? I can't find any info.
>ovechkin in russia trying to save Dynamo
Why is the KHL dying anyway
>>76573151
got rid of a problem player(winger) for top d-man prospect.
I'd say Tampa probably won that trade in the long run and Montreal won it in the short term.
Tampa is better at developing defensemen too. The Russki will get to learn from guys like Stralman and Hedman and probably turn out pretty good in a few years.
Unlike poor Zadorov who got traded to the Crapalanche and has no decent mentor except a soft offensive defensemen twink named Barrie.
>>76579664
>softmore
please ban this anon
Hamonic for Eberle
not necessarily straight up, but as main pieces for the trade
thought?
>>76579672
When will this meme die? Penguins are reddit
>>76579587
>swedish goaltending
ah yes, the only thing worse than finnish goaltending.
>>76579702
the predditors are having a loser's parade. you are reddit
>>76579708
Not like he'll beat out Jarry. But at least WBS will have a solid goalie
>>76579701
only if it is literally the only thing the islanders can do with him
>>76579713
Nashville reddit is barely at 7k. r/penguins over 18k.
>>76579729
who cares? and why would you know? enjoy your loser parade reddit
>>76579713
Nashville is cringey as fuck because they have no history and everything is forced.
However, this is how you create a history/tradition. The city may be reddit as fuck now, but in a couple decades they may be one of the few legitimate hockey towns in the USA thanks to their gay ass efforts now.
>Especially with Detoilet/Shitcongo being a nigger kingdom now.
The city deserves some form of twisted praise for at least TRYING to market hockey for a change.
>>76579741
I only go to reddit to laugh at how dumb they are
>>76579756
cringe
>>76579765
Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why don't they stay young?
It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fading horse
Youth's like diamonds in the sun,
And diamonds are forever
So many adventures couldn't happen today,
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams swinging out of the blue
Oh let them come true
this is finland, we drink beer and think when to suicide. sometimes happy hockey feelings, mostly we have bad hockey feelings
>>76579775
You're not funny
>>76579792
your*
>>76579775
I agree, it is cringe.
But there is something to be said for an irrelevant expansion team with fans who don't even understand the game yet having a better following than a fairly historical franchise with the two best players in the world and back to back chips.
Pittsburgh should feel some shame for how poorly they market the Penguins. Of course "fans" show up to the parade and pretend to care but anyone who watched the season/whole playoffs knows Shittsburgh "fans" are hollow.
This is not including internet bandwagon of course.
>>76579809
Finns cucking canadians lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nQ5scWLCs0&t
>nashville still triggering /sp/
Loving. Every. Laugh.
>saying triggered
>>76579853
Lmao HOW can you be so salty we didn't even win
>>76579865
>we
>>76579871
>wuz
>>76579871
Nashville can say we
Nashville is the 7th man. They say the fans are part of the team
>>76578616
https://youtu.be/kEecpGGIuEY
I wouldn't be mad
>>76579881
pls stop
>>76579871
>(You)
>>76579881
Stop baiting fag
On my way down to the victory parade! Gonna dress up as my waifu and throw a cat fish! I love hockey now!
>>76579756
It's all a novelty. More people came for the country music intermissions than hockey.
>>76579984
Well it's Nashville, and they did advertise for their music. That you can't stop, but you do sucker in some people to watch your team and have a chance for the team to grow in a fanbase
>>76580006
not really
BRODIN FOR SAM REINHART
LMAO WILD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOOIING????
>>76580023
5/5 if tott's :D
>>76579061
for some reason i read this tweet expecting pierre lebrun to be shit talking anime.
i really need to get off of 4chan.
>>76579363
>>76573215
Yeah when you hang your stadium series banner.
>72 games
>12 goals
How heavily overpaid is Kopitar?
>>76580289
Richest man in slovenia
HEARING BRODIN FOR SAM REINHART DEAL ALMOST READY
MAYBE A SMALL PLUS FROM WILD. HEARING TUCH.
>>76580020
>>76580020
name one US city that put as much effort into it as Nashville did?
You honestly can't.
It will have some effect moving forward, despite what cynical douchebags on /hoc/ say.
The only legitimate hockey market in the USA is Minnesota currently, it wouldn't be too hard for Nashville to join them.
We shouldn't focus on attacking them out of jealousy though, we should focus on growing more markets instead of settling for 5th place all the time. Even MLS is gaining more traction than the NHL now.
American hockey "fans" are truly embarrassingly in their current state. None of them give a shit and are all fair weather fans. Our historic franchises are all in rotting nigger cities now, they need to be replaced by actual white markets.
Seriously what's the point, the pens will just 3peat everyone already knows it
>>76580339
>t. someone who has never been to Michigan or a Detroit game ever
>>76579698
I was wondering why why phone wasn't autocorrecting
>t. dumb phoneposter
>>76580361
Detroit fans were pathetic this year.
The city is 8% white or less, and of that 8% not many cares to show up now that the wings didn't make the playoffs.
Detroit is a joke, they are propped up by bandwagoners, not the city of Detroit itself. I bet some of the Detroit "fans" are from Minnesota too. Its not a far trek for them if the wings are better than the wild. Though this year the Wild were better and suddenly the Wings had no fans.
>>76580394
I'm just going to stop giving you (you)'s cause you're clearly a braindead /pol/-poster fishing way too hard with bait.
>>76579363
Either Keith or Seabrook maybe? Can't be Hossa and Toews and Kane are untouchable. Is Panarin even a "core" player?
>>76580361
this tbhfam
>tfw the only negroes at the joe work there
>>76580394
>(p)redditor calling wongs fans a joke
Don't know how many layers of irony this is but wew
>>76580339
this is embarrassing
>>76580441
I'm tempted to say Patches for Panarin
but there might be something to do with a blockbuster including Crawford and Price
>>76580449
Not to mention nobody actually LIVES in Detroit. Everyone lives in Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor, West Bloomfield, etc.
>>76580451
He's probably not even a hockey fan desu. He's just a dipshit /pol/-poster.
Most Preds fans ARE Wings fans. Nashville's market got kickstarted by all the Detroit transplants that had moved down there after the automotive market collapsed up in Michigan.
Hawks would be retarded to even consider moving Panarin
>>76580490
he literally said nashville could be as big a hockey market as minnesota. it's just some dumb redneck that saw hockey for the first time and thinks the novelty of it won't wear off there
>>76580528
I mean, it won't beat out shit like the SEC and basketball, but it COULD be big.
The Titans are popular but a meme, and aside from them, UT, and the Grizzlies, they don't have a ton going in the way of sports. If the Preds stay competitive and advertise right they definitely might be able to pull a good fanbase in, especially with all the celebrity advertising they had going on this run.
>>76580548
shut the fuck up retard
>>76580466
That would be so fucking retarded. They can't trade Pacioretty
>>76580574
You also thought they couldn't trade Subban lel.
>>76579784
Based post
>>76579784
Don't forget you faggots are only born to meme on us in international tournaments before shitting the bed immediately after.
>>76580574
why not?
Because he's captain? Come on now.
>>76578250
>draft swedish goaltending over finnish goaltending
>lundpads is the only swedish goaler worth a damn
>>76580611
Lack was pretty great until Carolina ruined him.
>he argues about fanbases on the internet
Just enjoy your team and get in with it. Trying to shame other fanbases is pathetic as fuck tbdesu.
>yfw the blots win the nolan patrick cup
>>76580591
Good point I guess but this is a slightly different situation. Pacioretty doesn't have attitude problems and isn't seen as a locker room cancer. The only reason I was surprised by the Subban trade is because Bergevin publicly said they wouldn't trade him a few weeks before the trade
>>76580634
Unless it's the >rags
Always shame the >rags
>>76580605
Because he's been one of the best goal scorers in the league for many years now and his contract is a bargain. AND he never played with a decent centerman. It wouldn't make any sense to trade a proven 35+ goal scorer year in year out when the team doesn't have any offense
ooga booga, where da big booty trades at
Tim and SidVerified account @timandsid
Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman thinks the Leafs could have a big trade up their sleeve
Kek
>>76580339
I'd give us isles fans a shot, but we can't fill our arena at all. Only Minnesota and Detroit have the same atmosphere as Nashville. Even then, Nashville probably had the best home crowd this entire playoffs besides Edmonton, which showed up in all jerseys. Even with that, the city isn't even a hockey town, yet it felt like one
Carolina is also a hockey market with some great fans, but only when they're good. But they've stuck around.
>>76580695
Please do not have Tavares traded to the leafs. I swear this would fleece us, and we'd get brown and a pick
>>76580548
Obviously. They're a good fanbase as of now, and have hit their strides in two straight postseasons. They remind me of the Mets in 2015, who could have missed the playoffs and had a great run, until the wheels fell off
>>76580780
why does a fan have his phone number
>>76580884
It's probably one of those women who ask for NHL players for phone numbers. Tyler seguin has more dickriders then goals last year also
>>76580862
>>76580881
you should also kill yourself
Lucic - Draisaitl - Puljujärvi
Maroon - RNH - Pakarinen
Name a better top 6 in the NHL
>>76574429
Caps. Their regular season success is just to increase their agony and part of the curse
>>76580920
Okay then. Why isn't it good for a fanbase to grow?
>>76580951
because it brings out people that talk like you
>>76580862
>some great fans, but only when they're good
>>76580958
And it also brings out assholes like you that will spam Reddit in the thread
>>76578417
Pittsburgh
>>76580979
That is the problem. I think Carolina should be good this year and bring out the fair weather fans.
>>76580982
I actually had to copy and paste your post into google just to make sure you didn't just repost something from there
Pittsburgh is not reddit, they said
>>76581066
sup reddit
>>76581066
surely nobody ever said that
>>76581066
>in french
>>76581066
>wanting to see the Reddithawks near the cup again
>>76581066
Any true hockey fan should want to see this matchup. Nobody wants to watch literally who teams in the final.
So who are the wild sending to monleawl for galy?
BRODIN + TUCH FOR SAM REINHART DEAL DONE AND THEY WILL ANNOUNCE IT LATER TONIGHT
>>76581275
>trading for a guy you can't sign
>>76581347
fucking awful for wild
>>76581347
You've been screeching all afternoon and I want to believe you, but where are your sources?
>>76581405
know a guy who knows a guy (scout)
>>76581347
Retard
>>76581347
do they have to jerk each other off before they announce it?
>for the second consecutive year, the best playoffs series was the ECF
Can we just get rid of the Worstern conference altogether?
>>76581347
POOPHEAD
>>76581490
>the fukken sens of shottawa
What a meme conference
>>76581589
>a team with two (2) players in the top 100 best NHLers of all time got swept by a wild card team in the first round
As if the west doesn't have its fair share of memes.
TRADES?!
>>76581648
Chicago had 3 in the top 100
>>76581758
Malkin>Toes
>>76581779
Malkin doesn't have 3 cups
Are you ready for some revolutionising finnish goaltending?
https://www.nhl.com/news/finland-born-goaltender-ukko-pekka-luukkonen-creating-his-own-style/c-289944688?tid=277764372
>>76581849
>>76581849
weak bait
Slow and steady
Why hasn't he retired yet?
>>76581888
>muh cup
>>76581863
>bust creating his own style
lmao
>>76581888
>Best team he was ever on got swept by Finnish Goaltending
is he top negro in NHL?
>>76582030
Byfuglien
>>76582030
Wayne Simmonds. Hope the Flylels have the decency to trade him to Pittsburgh at some point.
>5 days until Vegas takes >our second best defenseman away from >us
>>76582057
Forgot pic
>>76582057
>5 days untill they take /ourguy/
>>76582030
Not until Iginla retires.
>>76582077
>>76582057
Canucks fan here. PLEASE TAKE OUR GUY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
>Coyotes President and CEO Anthony LeBlanc and President of Hockey Operations Gary Drummond have stepped down from their duties
when are the trades coming
>>76582178
this is the nhl
>>76582168
WHEN
H
E
N
>>76580921
Warm body - Crosby - warm body
Warm body - Malkin - warm body
>>76582271
Reminds me of how Pitt would play some nobodies with Mario to inflate their stats and then trade them for assets
Exciting week I've had. I'm pretty sure NJD will draft Heiskanen 1st overall, because they can't move back without losing him.
Philly is gunning for the forwards and Dallas will be left with a big forward or a small D with loads of skill and poise.
>>76582314
The worst part is some of the bums who have played with them and haven't been able to produce anything. Like Ponikarovsky, Boychuck and Tangradi.
>>76582271
3 peat confirmed
>>76582333
Wew.
>>76582333
>finn first overall
no team would DARE embarrassing themselves that much
>>76582444
Double trips by Finns. This is amazing. Btw I'm the amateur scout you guys like to call "pro scout" and I will be answering questions for awhile if you have something to ask.
>>76582514
Ever eaten a bucket of shit?
>>76582555
>>76582555
Not once. How do we get all these trips?
Petry+Juulsen+Conditional 2nd for Tyson Barrie
calling it now
Who will be the first team to lose to Vegas?
>>76582594
Wtf no
>>76582606
Oilers
>>76582606
I'll answer when I see the schedule.
>>76582606
Assalanche
>>76582592
Maybe it's hokkei gods. But Heiskanen to NJD would be memeworthy.
>>76582663
They want him bad and they will take him.
It's a done deal.
Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
Dreger: "I've got to believe that Montreal is one of several teams who in on and after Brodin in Minnesota." #Habs #mnwild
>>76582606
Ths is not going to be like the last expansion. Vegas will be competitive from the get go.
They will have a rock solid defense, good goaltending and decent offense.
Probably closer to playoffs than last.
>>76582728
THE HABS DON'T NEED DEFENSEMEN FFS
>>76582314
mario didn't go to college
>>76582728
>tfw brodin will get saved from the hell that is minnesota
>tfw he goes to montreal instead
>>76582756
>the habs don't need defencemen
>>76582756
Dumba for galy straight up
>>76582923
>quoting improperly
>>76582941
>>76582941
haula and brodin for galchenyuck
>your best defenseman is on the brink of retirement
>trade your best defensive prospect for a winger with attitude problems
>even throw in a second round pick for good measures
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one. What the fuck Bergevin?
>>76583063
Fuck off you're not getting Galchenyuk
>>76583160
He thinks the Habs are only 1 or 2 players away from being serious Cup contenders. He literally thinks the window is still open and it's now or never
>>76583203
In the East no less where a lot of teams are really fucking good right now.
>>76583063
>Finnish 30 pts and Swedish Beaulieu for 60pts a season Galchenyuk
idk dude
how about Brodin for Beaulieu and a 2nd
Calgary FlamesVerified account @NHLFlames
Chad Johnson will rappel down a #yyc building in his goalie gear if he hits his @MakeAWishCA Rope For Hope goal ~
>>76583235
>Swedish Beaulieu
what are you on about. Brodin is a good first pairing defenceman and an elite 2nd pairing
Mallieu is dogshit
>>76583203
Genuily believe they're gonna trade Galchenyuk for a D
He is being rumoured in several trade scenarios now
Your D does need help, but I don't get why you'd trade a (young) D for a Winger, then trade your best Center away..
Hmm
>>76583347
>Your D does need help
Nope, the offense needs help
>but I don't get why you'd trade a (young) D for a Winger
Again, Bergevin thinks the window is open
>then trade your best Center away.
Galchenyuk is a winger
>>76583333
>7pts -4 in 68 games in his 4TH year
STFU SVEN
HES EVEN WORSE
>>76583367
The D is pretty aging though, isn't it?
I get you have Price behind them.. may just be me underrating them
Galchenyuk is a winger. My bad.
OK
Spurgeon and Coyle for Beaulieu and Chucky + 2nd/choice prospect
>>76583246
going to difficult for him to do that since Calgary are relocating to Seattle
>>76583397
>never watched him play
>"HES EVEN WORSE"
mdr
>>76583461
>assuming
ptdr
>>76583407
>The D is pretty aging though, isn't it?
Yes it is but it doesn't matter because
>you have Price behind them
Price can't score goals tho
>>76583512
you should get Douchene
>>76583367
>Galchenyuk is a winger
He can play C as well.
Last season:
Galchenyuk: 44 points in 66 games
Drouin: 53 points in 73 games
If Bergevin trade away Galchenyuk for anything less than a proven top 6 C with more points, he should be chased out of Montreal with nothing but a dunce cap on his head
>>76583512
Järnkrok also. He has the friendliest contract for a top 6 centre
>>76583556
That would be great but Sakic is greedy
>>76583568
>He can play C as well
Barely
>If Bergevin trade away Galchenyuk for anything less than a proven top 6 C with more points, he should be chased out of Montreal with nothing but a dunce cap on his head
Yes
>>76583573
>30 points a year
>top 6
Nah
>only one trade so far and it involved a fucking prospect that won't even be in the NHL for maybe a year+
>best remaining rumors involve fucking Brodin
>not even anyone good in free agency
the offseason was a mistake
>>76583611
He may need to work on his defensive game a bit but who is better suited for that than Julien?
He may also accept a two year bridge deal. If so, and if Habs re-sign Radulov we're definitely a contender for the coming two seasons.
>>76583739
Are you still talking about Jarnkrok? He's not an improvement over Danault. The Habs need a REAL first line C
>>76583799
Nah, this is me>>76583568
I talk about Galchenyuk. I don't want Järnkrok to Montreal.
>>76583904
Oh ok that makes a lot more sense. I still they need a true 1C
>mfw simon depres gets put on waivers
he can't keep getting away with it
nhl offseason fucking blows
shit teams do nothing to improve their team
>>76584028
*gets picked up by montreal*
DO SOMETHING
FUCK
>>76584041
The expansion draft is a kind of an obstacle. Although it can also orce moves, such as the impending Brodin trade.
>>76584062
they're not doing anything because of las vegas team shit so people will watch because they need their hockey fix
>>76584028
His brain is mashed up potatoes
let him be
>>76583978
Yeah probably. Unless Drouin turns into one this upcoming season. But Habs won't get a true 1c in exchange for Galchenyuk at this point. Duchene isn't a much better player than him atm in my opinion. Maybe Duchene will be if he gets a new environment, but who knows. And it seems like (((sakic))) is being greedy as fuck.
Hjalmrssson and Anisimitov to be traded for Galchenyuk after the Vegas daft.
Would be nice to watch a meme league right about now lads
>>76584117
Is that hockey manager game any good? We should do a 4chan cup hokkei edition
>>76584157
EHM or FHM3?
>>76584183
EHM is the only good one desu
FUCK LANDESKOG
Pierre LeBrunVerified account @PierreVLeBrun
Wild GM Chuck Fletcher still in talks with Vegas as well as several other teams. Many options. Could go to the wire tomorrow.
>>76584114
If Habs want to trade themsleves older and pay more salary then yes. If this would happen Bergevin should be lynched.
>>76584157
EHM is great. I think there's an online mode too
>>76584157
Whom among us has the autism to run a league like that for us?
A: a Swede
>>76584028
What the fuck is wrong with his face
>>76584114
Source?
>>76584232
rude
>>76584266
Hire a Finn to help you
>the benisoda mild
:DD
>>76584278
I think it actually would be pretty fun. But I don't know exactly how it works
>>76584369
Contacting a finn or running the league?
>>76584157
I'd be down for that it would be fun
But i think we would end up cheating the AI out of Kane for 14 1st round picks anyway. Someone actually pulled that off y'know
>>76584195
Moma always said Dane Facts are the truth
based moma
>>76584385
Both
>>76584415
Well, it would require one person on each NHL team and a private chat room. Then the cheating wouldn't be a problem
>>76584441
Yeah idk if we have 30 /hoc/ EHM players... and the Torrents are old, plus i'd be kind of a dick move to torrent a game kept alive by one guy who's not even paid for it.
Maybe we should do a NHL 04 or 09 league, they're easy enough to torrent and setup
>>76584441
But I'm not sure if the host must keep the game running 24/7 or how that works exactly.
>>76584415
Your moma truely is based!
>>76584474
Don't you know that there's a ''new'' version on steam? But a NHL 04 or 09 league would also be fun
>>76583438
>trading the best Manley D in the league
Ummmm no honey. Its Brodin or Dumba. Mrs Spurgeon is going to continue making local commercials and I will continue watching her.
>>76584117
New Zealand games are tomorrow
>>76584656
Manlet**
Fuck now everyone knows im shitposting on my phone.
>>76584656
Make sure to drink your water
>>76584703
Thats about as meme as you can get
>"The Montreal Canadiens are reportedly offering Alex Galchenyuk to the San Jose Sharks in hopes of acquiring Joe Pavelski or Logan Couture."
wtf
>>76585262
They'll never give away Pavelski for Galchenyuk. I like Couture but it's kind of a literal move at best
>>76585262
>he doesn't know Rutherford is acquiring Galchenyuk right now
>>76585380
gib Crosby pls
>Lucic - Draisaitl - Puljujärvi
>Maroon - RNH - Eberle
Name a better top six in the NHL or Olympics
>>76585478
It's going to be fleury
>>76585504
It was mentioned earlier
>Whatever - Crosby - Whatever
>Whatever - Malkin - Whatever
>"TSN analyst Bob Mckenzie has reported he has heard so much chatter about Travis Hamonic, Sami Vatanen and Jonas Brodin the last few days he thinks all 3 will be dealt before the expansion draft"
>nothing happening
>again
t-theyll make some trades t-tomorrow right?
>>76585617
Just wait for Vegas to get their team, then shit will go down.
Fuck you guys are so impatient. You're like a bunch of autistic virgin teenagers out something.
>>76585633
says the dumb phone poster
>>76585617
With the expansion draft, I reckon a lot of clubs are hesitant
The ones that are not picked by Vegas will be trade bait most likely, reckon a lot will happen after the expansion draft desu
>>76585633
>Just wait
no, faggot
>>76585683
>clubs
STOP
>>76577540
>>76577488
I hope they don't lose their credits like Shattenkirk did.
>>76585695
Sorry, been browing soccer news today too :(
>>76585746
for a teacher, you're pretty stupid
>>76585608
I wouldn't mind hamonic going. Brings up our deadly weapon in pulock finally.
>>76585764
Deep down, I'm okay
>>76585752
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>>76585830
Holy....
>>76585830
>all canadian divisions
jej
>>76585830
wongs will never return to the west
>>76585830
Can we trust Rogers with this? The map looks like it was made in 2 min with MSPaint
>>76585924
it's from a french article in 2015
http://lesportifdudimanche.com/playoffs/expansion-et-realignement-nhl-2017-2018/
>>76585924
no, because carolina is still on it
>>76585945
There you go. Some lazy fuck (who should be fired btw) just picked the first map he saw when he googled "nhl expansion map" and didn't even bother to look carefully for any mistakes
>>76573215
Yeah after you win another President's trophy and before getting eliminated in the second round again
>>76586010
you were the lazy fuck that didn't even see the link beneath was unrelated
>>76585946
I know the guy who owns the canes said they'd never move to Quebec but I assure you that once he goes bankrupt he's gonna sell to Quebecor. Dubs confirm
>>76586037
Are you retarded?
>>76586052
are you? did you watch the rest of the video and think the shitty map meant anything
Alex Galchenyuk has just been
>>76586079
Then why use the fucking map in the first place? Like I said, it's just unprofessional and lazy
Jesse Puljujarvi traded for Erik Karlsson
>>76586313
EDMONGOLIA F L E E C E D
>trading for a shitty goon
>>76586371
#blockbuster
>>76586413
clears up more time for gudas to be a complete nigger and murder actual players
why the fucking hell would you ever want nick cousins
>>76586371
Good hope he kills Perry
>>76586451
>>76586371
>>76586451
>>76586518
'yotes embrassing the tank
this trade just screams retarded. maybe the yotes needed cousins to meet the minimum of minutes and games played for last season of players available for the expansion draft
>>76586651
forgot image
>>76586651
This. If anything, I expected more of these kind of trades
>>76586665
I did too because just from looking at the games and cap requirements of available players it seemed like it would be hard to do. But I didn't do the math and it seems no one else has for any teams so it must actually not be a big issue for anyone
>>76586651
as retarded as putting a hockey team in a desert?
@craigsmorgan
Coyotes plan to protect Cousins.
Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie
ARI, BTW, is one of multiple teams with serious interest in NYR C Derek Stepan.
yeah everyone has known that since the stepan rumors were announced. try posting a picture next time this is an imageboard
>>76572800
but kunitz has 4 cups
>>76587259
>taking a screenshot of a small amount of text
why waste the time desu
>>76587314
Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie
WSH is openly shopping Ovechkin with serious interest, looking for 2 prospects,NHL ready LW, and 3 1st round draft picks
>>76587343
Too much
>>76587343
>and 3 1st round draft picks
>>76587343
Only a seriously brain damaged gm will bite
>>76587343
4/10
I checked.
>>76572641
The Pens have balls, so if they have an issue with Trump, they'd tell him to his face, not be a bunch of cucks.
>>76573215
One day, you'll finally make it out of the second round.
>>76587644
you just responded to a 24 hour old post
>>76587653
you just responded to a 23 hour old post
I wonder how many times you're gonna do this
>>76587672
Its okay I'm still here.
>>76587653
That year is next year
>>76572641
Why does every sentence you type need to be spaced out?
>>76587701
You're pretty annoying, you're new here but you post pretty often asking for sympathy for the shit team you like. Fuck you.
>>76587741
reddit spacing
>>76587741
*I accidentally replies to a faggot*
>>76587748
Remember, 30 of 31 nhl teams and fans despise pittsburgh
>>76587803
remember, only betas care what others think about them. thanks for all 5 cups!
i see your early thread, early faggot
>>76587840
Shut the fuck up
>>76587829
Enjoy your refcups
>>76587852
hey new thread :)
>>76587874
>>76587874
>>76587874
>being early
>>76587878
fuck off early fag
>>76587886
this was your other option.
Chicago can suck my cock
>>76587796
>>76587796
>>76587796
not early edition
>>76587903
literally made earlier than the other one
Now yoi can maoe a threads
>>76587907
but not posted here earlier, and thats what counts
>>76587924
just how new are you
>>76581886
Too close to mild colors