RONALDO WANTS TO LEAVE SPAIN????!!!!!!

>>76572246
>cant be jailed for not paying taxes
nah he'll stay

RONALDO WANTS TO LEAVE SPAIN for a couple weeks to find a new surrogate mother and maybe get a bit of raping done

>>76572246
Why did he and Messi feel justified swindling the Spanish? Corruption?

>>76572305
super-rich egotists' mental gymnastics are on par with women's

>>76572305
Taxation is theft.

>>76572246
>Ronaldo, queer, abandons Spain

>>76572246
ABOLA is trying everything to cover up the Benfica paying the reffs scandal.
Nothing to see here.

>>76572329
What?

>>76572329
>14 days after
>still SEETHING

>>76572316
says a cucked Canadian
how ironic

>>76572246
I hate transfer season, it's nothing but retarded fake news

Why does Taxfraudnaldo wamt to leave Spain?

How legit is this source?

Queernaldo confirmed

>>76572246
He wants more money from Real
It's the same bullshit every season

He has defrauded 14.7 million euros. Now he wants to flee the country quickly because justice in Spain is very slow.

>>76572305
You don't think these guys actually do their own taxes right?

>>76574839
That's retarded. There is no first world country without a extradition agreement between them and Spain. It would only make things worse for him.

He should. He already surpassed Messi.

>>76574861
Extraditions are handled on a case-by-case basis, despite "agreements".

Nobody is going to extradite a superstar because of taxes.

>>76572305
because taxes are a literal racket and the only people who end up paying them are the ones that don't know better

>>76574868
No intelligent country would refuse to extradite someone for tax fraud. They know that if they do such thing, the other country will become a paradise for their own tax defrauders.

Plus, Ronaldo could not take part in any international competition without risking getting arrested as soon as he crosses the border.

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>>76574861
he's going to (pic related)

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>>76572246
He has done it all, but he has one last mission
IT'S TIME TO COME HOME

>>76574861
That's why he's going back to Portugal

>>76574861
I think he wants to bring attention to his case so that some influential figures make sure he gets off easy

>>76572246
TSUUUUUUUUUU

>>76574909
t. Socially liberal and fiscally conservative

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BREAKING: IS offering 200M for Ronaldo, looking to replace key striker Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

>>76572329
Lol

>>76573850
queer é viado em inglês. Querido zuquinha.

>you'll never see ronaldo broke
>you'll never see ronaldo's possessions being taken away by the authorities in order to be sold in an auction

>>76575509
I would not make such a bold prediction.

>>76574977
OH HELL NO

>>76572329
i knew it

>>76575232
i actually giggled

>>76572318
no wonder your country is poor as shit with all the corruption and tax-fraud going on. and then you beg us for money. disgusting.

>>76574861
How bout China ?

Ele já tem tudo o que um ser humano poderia querer. O que mais ele quer? Só fugir da mira da justiça? Se for algo assim, ele deveria se transferir para a China e mudar de nome e aparência.

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>>76576281
>TSHUUUUUU

>>76576281
Vai fugir para o Brasil e finalmente vira transexual. Muda o nome para Cristianinha Ronaldinha e destrona a Marta como a melhor jogadora de futebol de todos os tempos.

>>76576281
no habla espanol, un cerveza por favor

>>76576315
A Marta que deveria competir no futebol masculino, não no feminino.

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>>76576312
TSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>76572329
I read that too

he's going to zbording

you can't stop him

o shit I just remembered I haven't played euromillions yet!

>>76572329
>>76576395
You see what you want to see.
t. Freud Barbosa

>>76572246
fake news.

>>76572329
>>76576395
ya dumb anglos, 'quer' is pronounced like 'care', not 'kwer' or 'kweer'

>>76576420
>tfw better chance at winning monay on euromillions than on placard

>tax fraud gets discovered
>"I don't like it here anymore, guys :^)"

>>76575428
t. Butler