REPUBLICANS VS DEMOCRATS 3RD INNING
STREAMS
https://www.c-span.org/video/?429988-1/2017-congressional-baseball-game&live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEquKVSn5s
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/338021-watch-live-lawmakers-play-in-congressional-baseball-game
www.cnn.com/specials/live-video-1
Democrats 2017 Roster
Pete Aguilar (CA-31)
Nanette Diaz Barragan (CA-44)
Don Beyer (VA-08)
Brendan Boyle (PA-13)
Tony Cardenas (CA-29)
Joe Crowley (NY-07)
Joe Donnelly (IN – Sen.)
Mike Doyle (PA-14)
Ruben Gallego (AZ-07)
Jared Huffman (CA-02)
Hakeem Jeffries (NY-08)
Daniel Kildee (MI-05)
Ruben Kihuen (NV-04)
Chris Murphy (CT-Sen.)
Jimmy Panetta (CA-20)
Bill Pascrell (NJ-09)
Ed Perlmutter (CO-07)
Jared Polis (CO-02)
Cedric Richmond (LA-02)
Raul Ruiz (CA-36)
Tim Ryan (OH-17)
Linda Sanchez (CA-39)
Marc Veasey (TX-33)
Tom Suozzi (NY-03)
Eric Swalwell (CA-15)
Timothy Walz (MN-01)
Republicans 2017 Roster
Joe Barton (TX-06)
Jack Bergman (MI-1)
Mike Bishop (MI-08)
Kevin Brady (TX-08)
Mo Brooks (AL-05)
Mike Conaway (TX-11)
Ryan Costello (PA-07)
Rodney Davis (IL-13)
Ron Desantis (FL-6)
Jeff Duncan (SC-03)
Jeff Flake (AZ)
Chuck Fleischmann (TN-03)
Matt Gaetz (FL-01)
Bill Johnson (OH-06)
Trent Kelly (MS-01)
Darren LaHood (IL-18)
Doug LaMalfa (CA-01)
Barry Loudermilk (GA-11)
Roger Marshall (KS-1)
Pat Meehan (PA-07)
John Moolenaar (MI-04)
Steve Palazzo (MS-04)
Gary Palmer (AL-06)
Rand Paul (KY)
Erik Paulsen (MN-03)
Steve Pearce (NM-02)
Thomas Rooney (FL-17)
Dennis Ross (FL-15)
Steve Scalise (LA-01)
John Shimkus (IL-15)
Mark Walker (NC-06)
Brad Wenstrup (OH-02)
Roger Williams (TX-25)
Kevin Yoder (KS-03)
B I L L
J O H N S O N
>>76569450
first for best country in NA
what's the score
>>76569499
The leaf can't hide behind meme flags on this board
>>76569487
>It's a shitlib gets triggered on /sp/ episode
Game also on CSPAN for those who'd rather not stream
>>76569473
>Steve Pearce (NM-02)
>Sending your player to rehab in the Congressbowl instead of the minors
Fucking Blue Jays
>>76569472
Yeah that's hammy, but at least they don't want to take away your healthcare, discriminate against gays, and strip fundamental voting rights away from blacks...
All serious shit bro
You may only reply to this post if your congressman is playing in this game or shot beforehand
Kevin Yoder here
>>76569507
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU KNOW
>>76569505
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE??
A FUCKING MAGICIAN??
>>76569517
>it's a re-run
is this 9 innings?
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/whos-playing-in-the-2017-congressional-baseball-game/article/2626117
>each player has a trading card
nice
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU KNOW
>>76569517
>voter ID laws take voting rights away from blacks
Are you retarded?
>>76569538
COULD'VE GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOINED THE NAVY
>>76569521
COULDA GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOINED THE NAVY
>>76569505
3-2 dems
>swinging at that shit
>>76569547
no black person can afford a 15 dollar state issued ID
I'm not racist btw, you are
These guys aren't half bad yanno.
>>76569518
big red 1 represent
don't think old man marshall is playing tho
>The state of republicans
Just groundball my shit up
>>76569554
cheers burgerbro
>>76569564
>>76569565
checks out
>>76569565
Fuck off Bernbear
People on gov't assistance shouldn't be able to vote tee bee aytch
>>76569565
THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS
LOOK AT THIS BASED LACK GUY IN A TRUMP HAT
How can we check the stat of each player?
I want to know how good or shit my representive is.
>>76569450
KNOWN FUN FACTS
Democrats and Republicans have played 100 games so far and are 49-49-1 (each side has 49 wins and 1 was either a tie or some bizarre Independents victory)
Ron Paul once hit a homerun and supposedly over the fence is extremely rare
The attendance of this game could be at least 10000.
If everyone here died and someone killed Trump and Pence, the president would be Sen. Orin Hatch
The score is now 3-2 Democrats winning.
>>76569598
I just wanna know mine's position, desu
People above the age of 65 should not be allowed to vote.
>>76569565
Well I guess we better give free TVs to all blacks if they can't afford one. Sound economic logic.
>>76569595
I think you missed the point. I was roleplaying as a cat lady democrat and critiquing the narrative that voter ID laws target minorities
A LITTLE FUCK PALACE
>>76569613
People below the age of 28 shouldn't be allowed to to vote.
>>76569619
I get that, but the arrow said you were bernie, so I was roleplaying as if you were bernie and I was /r/thedonald
>>76569628
NO ONE SHOULD VOTE
GOD EMPEROR FOREVER
>>76569631
oh, i see now
clever girl
>bang bang at first
BANG BANG
damn, just got under that one
RICHMOND
>>76569613
Women and nonwhites should not be allowed to vote.
>>76569628
anyone on welfare or that doesn't pay taxes should not be able to vote
>>76569628
I would say 25 why do you say 28? Most neurological data I've seen says the PFC is finally fully developed at 25.
who else keeping score here?
>>76569628
I think 25 is fair
based CO
>>76569628
The only people that should be able to vote should be 25-30 year old males. That's it.
People shouldn't be able to vote.
Decide elections in a baseball game every 4 years.
>>76569660
I hope someone breaks that boomer fuck's head with a baseball
Not even in the game, just run up to him in real life and kill him
The only one that should be able to vote is ME
>>76569517
>people believe this shit
Noam Chomsky was a mistake.
Republicunts getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>76569687
Err 25-30 and up, obviously.
Holy fuck why does the CSPAN stream just keep freezing for no reason?
>Republicans choking
wew
>>76569709
russia
ITS OVER DRUMPFKINS, HOW CAN R'S POSSIBLY RECOVER?
Just got here. The Republican pitcher sucks, holy shit. Where are Rubio and Cruz btw
>>76569694
>parties put forth their candidate
>candidate becomes the team manager
>winning team gets presidency
its the only fair solution
What inning are we in
>democrats stealing
>>76569724
they probably played soccer like a bunch of richfag cuck cunts
this is why spics hate them
>>76569709
they are not used to having more than one viewer
brawl
r
a
w
l
Anyone else's CSPAN stream keep BZZZZZZZZZZing randomly?
Good throw
HES CHARGING THE MOUND
HERE WE GO
>>76569732
Bottom of the 3rd
When the fuck are they gonna start popping off rounds?
Spice this shit up
>>76569724
Rubio is too busy playing with a different set of balls.
>the family friendly bants by the cspan announcers
lel
>>76569750
thanks la
disappoint
no wonder Yuros play divegrass, you can just run around and pretend you're good
Nice curve
WTF I HATE REPUBLICANS NOW
elite slide
I V A N K A
V
A
N
K
A
Coulda had an out but cant fucking tag. 7-2 Dems now
>literally shooting a whole team in order to win
SAD!
>7-2
I thought Baseball was a conservative sport
>leftists will talk about the democrats win for the next few days and use it for their "fuck trump repubs deserve to die" rhetoric
Oh boy
REPUBLIKKKKANS GETTING B T F O
RIGGED
REPUBLICANS BTFO
>>76569792
Liberals are younger
>>76569783
>that little girl's arms
lewwwwwwd
dems up 7-2
what's five-thirtyeight have their win percentage as?
>all the bootyblasted Republikkkunts ITT
The Dems hired the dude to shoot Scalise because they knew he would carry the republicans
>>76569783
>rags
republic/a/ns!
>>76569788
Tbh I was watching some Alex Jones and I think the shooting was a false flag so the Republicans have an excuse to lose
>>76569817
>Democrats literally need to shoot their opposition to win
It's over Drumpflets
SAY IT WITH ME
>own player gets shot
>proceed to lost game
>the only thing dems are capable of winning is an old man's shitty ass baseball game
keep trying faggots
>>76569792
kys
>>76569812
The Democrats are so far ahead they don't even think about the GOP anymore
>>76569830
This. Wonder why no one got seriously hurt? Cuz it was an inside job
>>76569792
Rank these sports trajedies
>Mashall University's plane crash killing football team
>Chapecoense plane crash on way to championship match
>demoRATs hire shooter to ambush republican baseball practice because they were afraid to get BTFO'd
Who /Rand Paul/ here
>>76569837
WHY AREN'T I 50 POINTS AHEAD YOU MIGHT ASK
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/338021-watch-live-lawmakers-play-in-congressional-baseball-game
best quality and camera angles also commentary and two sideline reporters, they went all out
>>76569852
manlet who can't hit
>>76569865
Small strike zone tho
>>76569865
honestly didn't look too short when he was at the plate, are we run by the Manletuminatti?
>>76569766
kek old man got btfo
They are afraid to swing the bat.
>i thought we were going to see a replay
the commentary is the best part of this game
ATTA BOY RAND
dat curve on the corner
BASED RAND
>>76569859
thank you
God bless you
>>76569792
Dem team has all the hispanics
RAND
A
N
D
2 STRIKES DRUMPF
They were swinging too much at Cedric early, should've taken some pitches and warn him down. DUMB!
The Dem pitcher really lit 'em up with that bullet to the shoulder
Midgets running
RAND PAUL GETS A HIT!
MANLET UPRISING
Obligatory
RAND!!!!
RAND
EL RANDO BATTING .500
>>76569877
Why do I want to fuck this awoo or whatever the fuck this is called?
cmon rand lay a tackle
>picked off
absolutely embarrassing
What position is Suozzi?
>that choke-up
>RAND
you shame your father!
>getting picked off with 2 outs
cmon rand
Democr/a/ts!
Rand plz
WTF RAND
YOU FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOU PLAY FOR THE WHITE SOX
>no trump mascot
DROPPED
FUCKING MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>76569920
Because you're American.
>>76569837
>>76569856
>>76569935
2nd frame best frame
>NOT PUTTING YOUR MONEY ON BASED TEDDY
Umpire is blind. Rand should check him out.
Rand, you're having a hard time tonight
TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT TEDDY BEST PRESIDENT
R pitcher is fucking trash
>presidents race
fucks yes
I can't believe there hasn't been a single shooting yet
What a waste of time
PRESIDENTIAL BOBBLE HEAD MASCOTS LOOK AT TEDDY GO
TEDDY
>TEDDY
TEDDY
>TEDDY
TEDDY GONNA DO IT
Teddy Roosebolt
>his shitty sport doesn't have Mt. Rushmore racing
Europoors explain.
>>76569792
It is but it's also a northeast and California sport
ERRYBODY CLAP YO HANDS
>>76569997
*makes my ass clap*
>>76569792
>7-1
I thought soccer was a Hue sport?
>2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>76570007
BASED FLAKE
i've lost track, what team's up at bat?
>2 outs
2 outs
>2 outs
Dems BTFO
>>76570002
Never forget
>>76570025
Demoshits.
>>76570025
Dems just swung out
He needs to throw some chin music, it's one of the unwritten rules!
>>76570025
D = Blue Helmets
R = Red Helmets
>>76569997
EVERYBODY...please clap
>>76570025
Republicans going up right now. Dems lead 7-2.
Wait its only 4 innings??!
I'd prefer this variety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXYJnre1fgQ
>>76569997
>Americlapyohands
>>76570057
it's 7 innings apparently
>>76570035
>swung out
Pfffffft hahahahahaha what
>>76569865
kys lanklet scum
>>76570066
sorry, *struck out
I'm not good with baseball terminology because I don't watch baseball
Old people not so good at running.
>>76569865
how dare you
Oh fuck, who was limping?
>>76570093
Some Oldpublican
>>76570064
whaaat only 7 innings??
>>76570093
scalise
republicans seething
>>76570106
Most amateur ball is
>>76570107
>>76570080
>I don't watch baseball
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REPUBLICANS, YOU HAVE 2 JOBS AND THIS IS THE SECOND ONE
>>76569886
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>>76570117
>I watch baseb- zzz zzz
>SHOOT, SHOOT SHOOT FOR THE HOME TEAM
WTF
I know this is an unpopular opinion and you autists aren't going to receive it well
But I think the president should be decided on this baseball game, maybe then it will be entertaining
oh shit he crushed that ball
>The runs, Democrats
FUCK THE DEMRAGS BUT THAT WOULDA BEEN A HR BACK IN RON PAULS DAY
>black man gets best hit of the game
hows that feel whitey?
is this like little league where they dont take score?
cause these fuckers are playing like it.
>didnt get Trump to sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlbUwLx785k
dropped
Have there been any homers yet?
OH BABY A TRIPLE
New pitcher
WHITE BOIS BTFO, MY NIGGA WINNIN' DA GAME ON HIS SELF
>>76570143
what kind of faggot little league did you play, or are talking about tball?
democrats are up 7-2
>>76570143
They are keeping score, but it's a charity game anon.
>get an older man as pitcher
fucking republicans in congress cant do anything right
>>76570154
>what kind of faggot little league did you play, or are talking about tball?
lol, we kept score in tball too, fucking younglings!
>>76570143
I bet these 60 year olds would destroy you honestly
Good aim. Almost got him
MEEHAN PITCHING
Get your shit together, Republicans. Goddamn.
>>76570160
>not respecting your elders
They should do this more often. I would watch these.
>>76570169
lmao what are the repubs thinking
>>76570162
They probably would since they want to take away my healthcare which will literally destroy me with my thyroid problem
>>76570169
>this pitcher
RIP
SPITBALL
>>76570185
He will in a few years.
>>76570144
God how can anyone not love Trump? He just doesn't seem to give a shit about his appearance at all. He's terrific. He seems embarrass proof.
This is clearly a 3737634623672167263131656253216574214721937D space chess move
Almost hit the runner
Best pitcher
>>76570179
they should be playing softball desu, i applaud the effort however
OLD PEOPLE BTFO
THAT'S WHAT YOU RIGHT-WING DRUMPF SUPPORTING BITCHES GET!!!
>>76570195
>God how can anyone not love Trump
Maybe because he's a fucking racist
>calls mexicans rapists and drug dealersr
>hates blacks for the color of their skin
>wants to ban muslims instead of accepting people in need
Yeah, I can't see why anyone would not like this guy
get this geezer off the mound
>>76570144
Based cameraman zooming in on Melania's tits at the end
>>76570212
$0.02 has been deposited in your account.
Damn the democrats are killing
>a fucking landwhale
get this shit out of here
SHE THICC
>>76570179
I'm unironically enjoying this game quite a bit.
>>76570212
Bruh chill we're just enjoying some sports
Jesus that wall
>this fatass
>tumblr at bat
>linda sanchez
what's next, kris krispy?
wouldn't that have been ball 3 anyway
wtf i tune back in and theirs a whale on homeplate and the geezer is killing her
DONT FEED THE GREMLINS AFTER MIDNIGHT!
>leave it to the woman to cause confusion
THAT'S RIGHT BOYS
A *WOMAN* JUST BEAT YOU
>hit her bat
wew
She almost ate it trying to run to first
That was the best metaphor for feminism i have ever fucking seen.
>fat woman get purposefully walked
>a man comes in to finish the job
>this fucking blob
I was praying she'd eat dirt running to first
>>76570276
10-2
Christ
Why is a woman playing? Isn't there a separate women's game?
GOP BTFO
>DEMOCRATS 10-2 REPUBLIKKKUNTS
>Gets to first
>Pinch runner
kek
>>76570293
The democrats have a black guy. It's horse shit
TRUMP COMING IN SOON
>>76570288
PAY ATTENTION TO ME BOYS
Longest inning ever
>i skipped tucker to watch this shit
F
ded
FIRST THEY SHOOT THEM NOW THIS. NICE
>fly ball
>gets hit on the face
>collapses
the state of cuckservatives
>REPUBLICAN HITS HEAD ON THE GROUND
>HE IS REMOVED FROM THE GAME
>>76570304
>watching tucker
hallo reddit
what position would Trump play?
>>76570327
Catcher
>>76570327
First Base
this is an embarrassing performance
>>76570327
god
>>76570327
Catcher, less running that way
>Putin likes McCain to a certain extent
I disavow
>>76570327
Umpire.
>>76570327
alt-right field
>democrats literally have to shoot the republicans to win
Sad!
>>76570327
Umpire
>>76570327
President
>>76570327
Umpire
Get fucked, republicucks.
>>76570327
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Report-The-Phillies-once-scouted-Donald-Trump-as-high-school-baseball-player.html
>“He was good-hit and good-field,” former instructor Col. Ted Dobias said. “We had scouts from the Phillies to watch him, but he wanted to go to college and make real money.”
Bases are loaded
Bullpen bullshitter
>>76570353
kek
>>76570354
also kek
>>76570375
>He was good-hit and good-field
>>76570375
legitimately interesting trivia
Is this the Padres vs Dems game thread?
MEEHAN OUT
MEEHAN OUT
MEEHAN OUT
MEEHAN OUT
MEEHAN OUT
I STAND WITH RAND.
>>76570327
Hot dog seller in the stands.
>Cuckus can't get anything right without Trump
>Democrats win even though they don't know the rules
>women in charge of base running
>>76570416
jesus christ how disgusting
kim jong un reporting on the hill feed
>you will never be a Chad with a congressman father
>>76570416
4 street tacos
large serving rice
beans
double double
easily 1500 calories
does a manlet truly require that much energy?
>>76570438
don't be racist he's qt
>>76570430
>MFW I forgot to teach the Republicans how to win at baseball
>>76570449
>no fries
>no supersize cola
not sure what I think of this lads
>>76570449
that's more appropriate mean for a manlet his size
>>76570449
This looks much better. I love juice
>that swing
wew
you know they're all drunk by now
this nigga on ROIDS
>>76570464
oh shit, Ron Paul was based back in his day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6zv3soclpg
what kind of throw was that?
>chasing a pitch that high
Good God
fire this coach
>>76570327
manager
>The pitcher has been mowing down... these strikes
>>76570445
He's a growing boy.
>>76570451
Hopefully we get some bants later
>>76570490
they were covering this shit back then with like 0 cable channels?
>that stance
>those pitches
man those guys were alright
Trump has to show the GOP how to win again.
>>76569450
What's the score and innings?
Does hitting the batter violate the NAP?
>24959 people attended this
wut
>>76570526
This please
24,959 attendance
>>76570526
11-2 Democrats
heading into the bottom of the 6th
>>76570513
back when everyone played baseball on their spare time
What other sports could they do? Golf?
>>76570541
>>76570547
they do that every weekend
THROWN AT THE HEAD
>>76570542
nice to see everyone was playing fast, now in this game they take their time like in MLB, those slow ass nancies
>>76570547
maybe soccer
>>76570547
Dirty track racing
>>76570547
WWE
>>76570574
I'm at the track twice a weekend and I would pay good money to see this.
Are the Republicans turning it around?
>>76570594
Me too anon, me too
>>76570593
>>76570593
WWUZ
>>76570538
DC, man. This is what we do.
>>76570593
Sure.
>>76570598
it seems like the Republican team is comprised of just Freedom Caucus members, so no
>tfw it's almost ogre
GOODBYE
REPBLIKEKS PLS
>>76570659
sasuga
if either team had taken every pitch they would have won
>there are no real rules here
just like congress eh
SAFE
>tfw this is the one and only time the Democrats will win this entire year
refs firmly in the pockets of the Dems
must be the unions
R E F B A L L
E
F
B
A
L
L
le one strike away
Anyone watching The Hill stream? They're going over the congressmen's upcoming legislation when they're up. it's great.
>>76570729
or maybe Commissioner Netenyahu
>>76570740
Best stream. HD too.
>>76570740
I have the obs stream. Its quiet
FULL COUNT 2 OUTS
Better than most MLB games desu
DEMOCRATS WIN
DRUMPFTARDS AND /POL/ BTFO #STILLWITHHER #LOVETRUMPSHATE
ITS OGRE
OBAMACARE REPEAL CONFIRMED FOR FAILURE
It's all over! Dems win 11-2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/pol/ BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DEMS WIN
GOP
ABSOLUTELY
B
T
F
O
>They weren't going to let the Republicans win to make them feel good, that's for sure
cold!
>tfw you realize Steve Scalise would have hit the game winning home run
I'm gonna say that the Repubs were a little handicapped in this game
For me, it's Nanette Diaz Barragan.
>>76570857
CONGRESSWAIFU CONGRESSWAIFU
What a shit game, that GOP team was shot
>>76569833
What a fucking crazy election, I can remember every event behind every crash and surge in the polls
>>76569450
>>76569473
Why can't they play football instead?
>>76571055
They would fucking die.