OFFICIAL GIANTS VS. ROCKIES GAMETHREAD

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Nolan Arenado (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Jon Gray (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Trevor Story (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>Carlos González(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Charlie Blackmon (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Jordan Patterson (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Ryan Hanigan(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Carlos Estévez(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

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mfw giants "fans" are too shit to follow their team in a bad year

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Go Big Guys

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spaghetti special

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>>76569442
This is way better than watching Congress 2bqh

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>gints commentators bitching about grass

>>76570145
Surprised they aren't accusing the Rockies of stealing signs or juicing the balls desu

>Republicans getting BTFO
>Giants still shit

Feels good to be a democrat

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>>76570203
>5 hits in the bottom of the 1st

lmao

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who wants a margarita?

>>76570214
>shoot republican's best player
>start winning
Real surprising there

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>>76570214
>being a democrat

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>>76570214
it really does...

>>76569573
Laughed out loud at the Ryan hannigan thing

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>>76569573
>Ryan Hanigan
Hell yeah, motherfucker.

>my feet hurt
>why am I even on this team
>I don't even like baseball
>Damn I hit to third. I'm out

>>76570365
Buster pussy

KEK

thanks for the run, Rox

>>76569573
9/10 bait, would read again

lmao Story ded again.

STORY WEW

Trevor died to save us from our sins

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
TROY WHO?

>>76570551
looked like he just had wind knocked out of him

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Why cant Hunter Pence play Coors?

Holy fuck, the Giants commentators are SO ASSPAINED about Coors.

This is a fun game

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>>76570693
Everybody always is cause they think it's some magical huge advantage. For the rockies it's basically been a curse more than an advantage. The team it's really a benefit for is the Broncos who's opponents absolutely collapse from the altitude

>>76570693
Top kek, what are they saying?

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>>76570818

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>Busted Pussy

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>Black man

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>The last couple plays of sphagetti

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"Leave the Giants to me."

Fuuuuuck another Chuck in-the-park HR to Pence would have been fucking awesome.

woah the fuck

i went to take a piss and top of 3rd is already done???

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>>76571023

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>>76569632
Jintsfags have always been fairweather faggots

This is nothing new

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>bum ded
>cueto in royals form
>moore used up all of his good games already
>cain returning to his peak post-2012 form
>fucking smarj is the ace when hes not getting lined up for dingers

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>>76571105
>cueto

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Just came in to say

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI!!!!!!!

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>gints

I FUCKING HATE THIS MEME STADIUM
FUCK YOU COORS
FUCK YOU ROCKIES

>3 innings
>8 runs allowed

>>76571147
>FUCK YOU COORS
Literally no rookies HRs

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>>76571105
>cueto

>going to the bullpen in the 4th inning
>first game of a four game series

Kek. This could not possibly be any worse for the Jints. They're fucked.

>>76571192
That suspension could also start at any moment, meaning they would have a 24 man roster for 6 games.

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>>76570203
RIP Big Time Timmy Jim.

>>76571141
>>76571146
>>76571147
>>76571164
>>76571198

Moore has always been lit up in Coors. This year he's been lit-up anywhere anyway.

>>76571236
never saw this before, fucking nice
>>76571245
at least duffy isn't doing anything for the rays
r-right?

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You have been visited by the Based Coors Hawk.

>>76571317
>at least duffy isn't doing anything for the rays
>r-right?

(rehab stint) still on DL basically.

after 5 innings, first 3 hitters of lineups:

sf is 0 for 9

col is 7 for 9


weird stuff: rocks have struck out 9 times, 7 of them on 3 pitches

RIP Nunez

>>76571865
Hot hitter ded

Arroyo will be called back up tonight.

Wtf did the Giants do to Hunley?
He looks absolutely FUCKED

lmao well shit

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>Gints didn't hydrate properly and are dying left and right

>Surgical ankle

Posey ded

Buster Pussy ded as well

if posey wasn't such a bitch and backed up his teammate during the fight he would probably not have blown out his ankle

Fucking hundley

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Thank you based Blackmon

Why the fuck is Qualls still on this team. >We need to get some relievers this deadline.

alright what the fuck

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Giants commentators bitching about Coors Field all game
>Only Giants have hit home runs

That was the first 3-run HR the jints have hit this season.

>>76572428
thanks to a pinch-hitting pitcher

>>76572489
Colorado native Tyson Michael Blach hitting an RBI single in front of hometown crowd.

that's 1

FUCK

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gg rocks.


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Next game (#2): Same time tomorrow = 8:40 PM ET | 5:40 PM PT

YES CAUGHT THAT NIGGER STEALING

What the fuck Jints

someoine start telling me what the fuck is going on

gimme a radio stream something

Hahahaha fuck you Jints. All that comeback for nothing.

strickland!

Wiiiiiiiiiiin

gg rooks

>Strickland, once more, endearing himself to SF fans.

FUCKER