Reminder that this man has not scored one bicycle kick his entire career despite trying them every game.
Now this I did not know
>>76568276
but he scored one of the best goals ever and had it disallowed because of NANI!
>>76568276
It's only natural. He can only score tap-ins, penalty kicks and occasionally, a free kick.
>>76568386
N-Nani?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ope3pGOi8qE
yes he did, but SEETHING messhit cunt referee did not acknowledge it
>>76568529
having him score that goal at the WC Final is the better booking
>>76568276
the funniest thing is that he is clearly pissed about it - he goes for a bicycle anytime there is even the slightest opportunity
he also never hits them well
Has Messi?
wew im a messifag now!
how do you call this kind of goal in your country?
chilena here
>>76568907
when he does the keeper somehow saves it lol
>>76569037
yes, 1
>>76569131
argentina
That's for the six decima
>>76569131
el tiro de oliver
>>76571621
kekkerino
>>76569131
Huguina
>>76568529
/thread.
>>76571584
It's Ochoa lol. He's always Neuer tier against Halal and Uefalona.
if this is real... I'm gonna lose my mind WTF. my high-school roommate used to be me in fifa ALL THE TIME using ronaldo and getting bicycle kicks
WHAT THE FUCK
>>76568529
Is this the greatest disallowed goal ever? Also, what do we do against the eternal seethers?
>>76569131
Backflip kick into the upper 90
>>76569131
Why chilena?
>>76571721
don't know
>>76571738
Great.
>>76571693
Ummm... no sweetie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gDJfFvObg
>>76571688
>my high-school roommate
your brother you mean?
>>76571751
good.
>>76571768
That's why I love Chile.
>>76571760
lmao what happened after this game? did nani stopped being called?
>>76571760
damn...
and his closest competitor can dribble past osasuna z
really makes me think
>>76571760
N-NANI!??
>>76571760
pique kept him onside btw. nice refball
>>76568386
Wasn't Nani's fault. The ref fucked up. I think it wasn't offside in the first place and the ball had already crossed the line from what I remember.
>>76571693
>greatest disallowed goal ever
Spurs had a 40 yarder denied because it was against man united
>messi is better than ronaldo at free ki-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmrv9h2WTOc
>>76571846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xowj6Qx78so
OVER THE LINE
>>76571874
so this is...the power of manchester united...woah
>>76571821
spain's goal against them in the WC was offside as well along with the refball they received against the Swiss and Chileans
>spanish
>legitimate winners
>>76571821
No he didn't, it was clearly offside
>>76568529
>vs azerbaijan
didn't even bother loading the video
>>76571721
we call it chilena because it comes from behind
chilean and traitor are synonyms here
>>76572418
lmao
>>76571874
Why haven't United had a Calciopoliesque scandal? Shit like this and the incidents pointed out by Rafa are fucking criminal
>>76568276
>CR7
>scoring anything that isn't a penalty
>>76572679
webb retired and now they have what they deserve
2004-2006: Horse show pony Ronaldo
2006-2009: Best Ronaldo
2009-2016: Fraudnaldo
2017: Poachnaldo
>>76572418
ur mom comes from behind
>>76572694
Messi hasn't ever scored a bicycle kick either
>>76568529
>azerbaijan
Is that a country? I thought it was some company that sponsored shirts
>>76572679
Because a scandal requires the government not being corrupt, and the British government is the most corrupt in the world, look at Rotherham coverup
>>76571721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%B3n_Unzaga
>>76572706
2011-12 Was BESTnaldo what the fuck are you talking about
>>76572402
t. Messhit
>>76569131
Fallrückzieher
>>76572706
Fraudnaldo was '14 to '16
>>76574643
tks spic
>>76569131
Brassespark, slang for Brazilian kick
>>76569131
Chilena too.
>>76569131
Rovesciata
>>76569131
A bike
>>76576648
de nada puto mono inmundo subhumano
>>76569131
"backwards scissor"
its fucking retarded
>>76571961
it was but would've have to be superhuman to see it without replays an in case of doubt the ref gives the attacking team the advantage
>>76568386
then he didn't score anything
rules are rules fucccboi
>>76572706
2003-2006: Horse show pony Ronaldo
2006-2009: Great Ronaldo
2009-2013: Best Ronaldo
2013-2016: Fraudnaldo
2016+: Poachnaldo
>>76569131
Chilena or chalaca depending on the angle, we also created el escorpión with higuita
>>76575979
2011-12 Halal is one of the best teams not to win the CL. It's funny they struggled to win it all those years with prime Donaldo, Di Maria, Ozil and Xabi Alonso, then meme players like Bale and Morata come in, Benzema becomes shit and they suddenly win it every time.
>>76577770
t. marca
>>76579497
>Arbeloa
>Khedira
>playing Pepe as a defensive midfielder
>>76568276
he's going to score one against mexico this sunday. mexico are THAT unlucky
cap this post
>>76568276
Even this loser understands how to score while off of his feet
>>76568276
Hold up, they're allowed to use bicycles in soccer!?