/heem/: khabib edition

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/heem/ bless

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DIllon bless

>>76566979
Impersonating our precious NotePad, sad!

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Heeminder

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>>76567054

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*block your thread*

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*receives (You)s from spammer*

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>>76567054

Who is your favorite UFC female fighter?

Conor

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>>76567097

>>76567102
*pulls out of a fight*

lmafo fucking kill yourself

Alright /heem/ fags, I don't know shit about your "sport" so red-pill me on this McGregor fella

All I've read is that he's strong, a lefty, and has a few screws loose.

So what are his prospects in this upcoming boxing fight??

Who in the top 15 of Heavyweight can you see Big Brown beating?

>>76566979
oh wow it's a legit NotePad thread.

Allah bless.
SpergOP bless.

>>76567017
>spars with conor once

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>>76567059
What's with with talking about working on a dock?

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>>76566979
THANK YOU

>>76567143
all of them

>>76567143
Literally none of them

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>>76567169
Wew, mind if I save that dank .jpg?

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>>76567225
Please do, bud.

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thoughts on paige's new team?

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First for my girl

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>>76567236
DC bless

>>76567169
ahhahahaha

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A year ago I would have said this is free money but these days I know sports betting is a waste of time and the real free money is investing in crypto.

You can bet on Floyd and turn $100 into $120 or you can buy this ETH dip and turn $100 into $300.

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>>76567256
>filename
I love it

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>>76567247
Is Carla Esparza going to wrestle her to a unanimous decision?

>>76567276
Floyd is 40 years old has hasn't been training for 2 years, so I guess Conor has a chance if he's got nothing left. But that's not likely.

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>>76567061

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name a worse fight than this

>>76567276
Should I still run with ARK?

you now remember the disaster that is UFC 200

>>76567310
those two in a threesome is a 10/10

>>76567310
Silva vs Maia ? Woodley vs Thompson 2 ? Circumstances play a big role mind you, nobody expects spicy bangers from wmma prelims

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>>76567330
>nobody expects spicy bangers from wmma
FTFY

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* BLOCKS YOUR PATH *

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>There are people who unironically believe memeweather has a chance

>>76567348
>>76567376
Schaub would heem both these manlets at once.

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>it's an irish mccasual flood episode

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people actually think conor will win

>>76567413
i hope u know Trunks = conor mcgregor

full belly trunks is his inefficient bulky form

>>76567123
he's big for the weightclass, strong jaw, in and out guy and a bully.

very lemouix like

>>76567420
>tfw he somehow pulls off the inevitable, then comes back and beats maia or woodley for the 170 belt

>>76567143
Everyone except maybe fedor

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These two, are goodboys

Who is your favorite currently active UFC fighter? Be honest.

>>76567458
Based. Bless brother. I'll go balls deep too.

>>76567474
masvidal is fighting woodley
he's going to win too

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>>76567511

>>76567450
I'm not so sure he has a strong jaw. The only time it's ever been tested was in the 2 Diaz fights and he got rocked hard in the second round of the first one. Seems to me like he has an average to below average chin but wins so quickly that it doesn't even matter.

>>76567545
>below average chin
lol

>>76567545
he got hit pretty hard by mendes

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>>76567310
HEEMINDER THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>76567169
lmao this is great

made me laugh like an idiot

>>76567545
LMFAO ROCKED BY WHO?

>>76567590
gegard?

>>76567590
Who the h*ck is Benton Spooge?

>>76567601
>made 100s of millions of dollars
>buys a shitty 6 foot bar box pool table

what did he mean by this?

Reminder that conor poisoned kabib so that he never has to fight him

>>76567555
Nate's not a power puncher, he just swarms people with volume. If you check his record, every single person he's TKO'd has had bad chins and careers plagued by KO losses. 4 TKO wins in 30 fights against Gray Maynard, Rory Markham, Gilbert Rael, and Tony Juarez. All guys with awful chins who'd get KO'd by a stiff breeze.

>>76567573
Nate Diaz. Mcgregor got rocked so hard he turned into a panic wrestler and then tapped to a choke.

>>76567652
>>76567680
>below average chin
>the city of these keyboard warriors

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>>76567628

Podcaster, TUF runner up, comedian and sneaker expert.
Elite boxing and best ju jitzu in the heavyweight division hands down. His ground game is so good he sometimes plays possum like werdum to trap his opponents on the ground but most refs aren't experienced enough to see it and end up calling off the fight prematurely.

>>76567680
absolute dribble buddeh. conor gassed and shot for a double leg. never got rocked

>>76567590
You are pretty sick in the head to have made this image. Then again though, you save hundreds of gore and tranny images on your computer and spam them daily.

Imagine filling your computer with pictures of toddlers and shit-fetish pornography lmao

>>76567737
Imagine being you and wanting /heem/ to move to /asp/

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>>76567697
Was Aldo using Swoobguard against Max ? Was a stupid ref mistake the only factor that allowed Holloway to do da dam ting ?

>>76567692
>>76567706
>everyone Nate has ever TKOd has had glass chins
>McGregor getting rocked so hard he suddenly thinks he can grapple must obviously had a chin of granite
The absolute state of (You)

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I just want to see Conor and Floyd in the same room, have a conference and square off.
You think they'll wait with conferences until fight week like they usually do?

>>76567743
That would be you, mandrama fan
I would prefer that /heem/ remains where it is and successfully drives out the paedophilic, scatspamming scum that is trying to destroy it

>>76567768
I think they will have one big one in a couple of weeks and then leave it until the fight week.

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>>76567768
Miesha bless

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What the fuck happened?

From Bodog
>Floyd Mayweather By Decision or Technical Decision +130

People think a finish is more likely?

>>76567831
usada

>>76567831
Le Blood Orc soul stealing meme

>>76567785
You're gonna have to face facts someday, my man. No one who gets hurt that bad that early by Nate fucking Diaz of all people has a good chin.

>>76567780
/heem/s culture would take a blow if we couldn't see each other's flags

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>>76567860

>>76567832
i cant imagine conor can take the volume for 10+ rounds

floyd usually fights defensive as fuck until the other guy is spent. in this case he's going to be finding the holes in conor's game super early

>>76567831
He went from fighting guys like Silva, Pyle and Mein to fighting guys like Robbie, Cowboy and Maia.

That W over Thompson is still great though.

>>76567890
This is the spammer.

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>>76567803

>>76567758

Absolutely, he was going for a kneebar with his legs while covering his head. Its a revolutionary move he invented just for max but big John is such an idiot he called off the fight.

>>76567890
You say that as you parrot things people on /heem/ say

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>>76567247

>>76567831
>>76567860
this
lawler ruins opponents.
rory 1-1
hendricks1-2
ellenburger bunch of losses
brown 1-4

>>76567761
Mcgregor has a great chin, the reason he got rocked by Nate is because he was gassed. When you're that tired your body is already trying to shut down to reset so to speak.. If you then take punches as well

>>76567929
So you're saying you're actually the progenitor of the culture? That's even more sad than participating in it.

LMAO bud

/box/ here, been lurking since the floyd fight was announced. who is this Banky Scoot guy everyone keeps asking about? Was he a good fighter or not?

>>76567758
#UFCHawaii lets do da damn ting

>>76567929
buh-bye

>>76567940
N8 is also bigger than him. He's not a hulk like Dana was making him out to be to try and rationalize that decision, but he's a big guy for Gooby. And even with that advantage and the 4oz gloves, Gooby wasn't heemed stiff. There's no way in hell Mayweather finishes him when he can give Conor more Ls by clowning him when he's gassed in the late rounds.

>>76567970
bibbly splob is a faggot

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>>76567970
Lets just put it like this, he would destroy AJ

>>76567928
I think he just freaks people out with his savagery. Lawler is by no means a Welterweight GOAT, but I think it disheartens a fighter when they get handed such a beating by a guy who's middle-of-the-road but is still leagues tougher than they'll ever be. It's a good thing Tyron took him out quick, because that's the only way he was going to go down.

>>76567994
He won't ko him but he will definitely tko him in the later rounds

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dc jones II, who /heem/?

>>76567601

those look like belts you get at a cheap tourist market in China

Knew the guy using /asp/ lingo was the spammer.

He got banned and now he fired up his proxy to spam lol

>>76568036

>the later rounds

let's be real here, that basically means any round after round 4 if it involves McGregor

>>76567081
corey anderson

how old are you /heem/

>complaining about millenials while listening to black veil bride

such is the life of a /heem/ spammer

>>76568166
43 tomorrow :(

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OI2ABmtaig

it seems, as if like, I mean, maia is ducking woodley?

wow, so gsp and nick, and now throw in maia, aha, really really makes me think

>>76567976
>buh-bye
Literally cringed. If you don't pay for the PPVs than you're not a fan.

>>76568224
Done spamming?

>>76568201
maia is injured that's why masvidal is fighting woodley

>>76568201
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OI2ABmtaig
how is Maia ducking? he asked White right after his win

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>>76568166
recently turned 19

>>76568235
Masvidal is literally a better fight than Maia.

Just saw the last tuf

Sucks Gilbert is done - dude was fantastic in that fight.

Who cares about the outcome of this fight? It's just a cheap ploy to get your money.
Grandpa cucks/kids who got beat up by wrestlers in high school are angrily watching it because an "uncivilized brawler" like McGregor is making a mockery of their sport.
Inbred dregs of the Midwest/people who have never done anything physical in their life who pollute the MMA fan base are watching it in the hopes of seeing something exciting (Newsflash: this won't happen).
This fight is the dumbest thing ever. McGregor won't come back to defend his belt when he gets paid. Mayweather will go down with his record padded by defeating an MMA fighter in a boxing match. Fans everywhere will just continue to argue ceaselessly.

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>top comment on odds shark
These casuals are gonna make me rich. You think the odds will favor Conor even more closer to August or should I bet all my savings on Floyd right now?

>>76568291
Hard to tell. -500 is already insane.

>>76568244
injured from fucking what?

>>76568251
no, he asked for a little break to heal the "injuries" he got "fighting" masvidal. nigga is fucking juicing

>>76568284
I got emotional when he made his speech and left his gloves in the cage

C-cucks...

>>76568291
>degenerate gambler convinces us he'll be rich betting all his """savings""" on a single event

The spammer is so think-skinned and emotional. No way he is old enough to post here.

>>76568345
>americuck who takes everything literal and gets mad over posts on a taiwanese fishing gear forum

>>76567940
>le inefficient energy meme

>>76568445
>taiwanese fishing gear forum
lol

>>76567558
If I throw 20 punches odds are I will hit u once. Better watch urself

>>76568445
he's really pathetic isn't he?

LOL imagine getting USADA'd before your first fight

http://www.mmanewshub.com/2017/06/15/ufc-newcomer-amanda-ribas-flagged-for-potential-anti-doping-violation-pulled-from-tuf-25-finale/

Finale, Ribas (6-1 MMA, 0-0 UFC) has been informed a potential anti-doping policy violation and has been pulled from the fight. The UFC made the announcement today after receiving notification from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA).

Ribas was flagged, USADA said in a statement, for an out-of-competition sample collected earlier this month on June 7.

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>>76568565
She trains at Coconut Creek ATT too

>>76568617
I know bodybuilders from the LA Fitness down the street from top team that supply all kinds of PEDs to top team fighters.

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>>76568565

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZHb5f15Hwk

BASED KIM COPYING COLBY

>>76568617
they all have horrible feet. disgusting!

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>call out mandrama pedo spammer
>get train to work
>get to work
>thread has been spammed
wew lad

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>>76568675
you forgot to greentext
>false-flag coral springs

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Alex Chambers is the only natty one at ATT

>>76568658
went over like a fart in church

>>76568675

now you're being ridiculous the only thing that i've seen posted here is a class picture of cynthia calvillo

>>76568675
Honest question - do you think anybody believes the nonsense you spew or are you just blatantly shitposting for free (you)s from Springsbro?

>spammer thinks trannies are worth spamming on 4chan
nigga half of us have been fapping to traps for the majority of our lives

>>76568698
which one is she?

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>>76568924

>>76568970
go to bed poland

>>76568924
kek

>fightpass now has a 24/7 livestream

Neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvS3LlV42XQ

>>76569011
WGAF

>>76568991
I'm watching Holloway vs Collard

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>>76567897

>>76569008
>>fightpass now has a 24/7 livestream
Of what?

I like to put on the Port of LA 24/7 stream along with a lofi hip hop stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2soAeIjQxVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU3srXqYAO0

remember when jose aldo was good?

me neither

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>>76568970
what if harlequin ichthyosis chokes out joanna?

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>>76569106

>>76569106
I actually do. I ordered the one and only WEC PPV, which wasnt even a WEC branded PPV everything said ALDO FABER and Joe and Mike called it.

>>76569127
wtf

>>76569127
Will Saint Kitts and Nevis ever produce a relevant fighter?

>>76569127
What country is this? Am on mobile. Also I bet this is scat/tranny porn poster with a new proxy

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>>76569122
It would have to be the memiest choke of all time cause I don't see her getting a takedown, let alone ground control

>>76569205
that's a nice butt desu

>>76569193
bahamas i think

>>76569205
>shape
>no shape

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>>76569127
RARE
A
R
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>>76569231
>>76569193
I'm wrong not the bahamas

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Can't wait for Aldo to finish what Artem started and whoop cub

>>76569270
Yeah the post above me said it. But thanks anyway!

>>76569011
thank you anon

>>76569270
Brazil is massive, but they don't have a single clean fighter.

why are people posting im sorry mom?

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what do you do when this goof walks straight up to you with a gyro made of your mom?

>>76569391
Spammer posted a thread on /b/ telling people to raid us or their mom would die.

>>76569205
What if Rose goes in there looking like Garbrandt and tools her on the feet?

>>76569431
rose is joanna's size, younger, much less wear and tear

she has some meme losses but i won't be that surprised if she wins

>>76569508
she is lightyears behind joanna on the feet and while she has good subs has no takedown game

>>76569540
her meme style could fuck with joanna, maybe she can trip the horse faced cunt and submit her, i sure hope so anyway lol

>trained by ernesto hoost

vs

>groomed by pat barry

choose wisely

>>76569594
i just want joanna to have a rondaeqsue meltdown, she already cries after every 50-45 so that's not even it

Mayweather has been in prison no way Conor beats him

>>76569605
false rape accusations made by gold digging whores
conor should take note

>>76569605
>conor getting thoroughly tooled in round 1
>bell sounds
>he throws a head kick
>money team floods the ring
>chaos ensues

plz make this happen

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>>76569641
it's a good thing floyd can't read or he'd have to kick the shit out of his son

>>76569645

Conor would lose his purse and then get sued. He isn't going to go through this circus just for a money fight to end up with less money than he had before.

>>76569645
>he throws a head kick
it would miss

>>76569674
poor kid was coached by his mom, women are literally evil

>>76567123
He's not going to win he has little chance it's all just memes and money

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>>76569674
>>76569692
posting superior version

>his car is a mibach (sic)

got his priorities straight already

>>76569674

Don't worry, Conor and Floyd are both absolutely abhorrent people, Floyd has just had more time to do fucked up shit because he's older

>>76569645
What are you 12

>>76569674
how do you have half a billion dollars but a son who is barely literate?

>>76569716
i mean this shit basically happened like two weeks ago in a boxing match. wasnt a kick but still

>>76569714
conor been with the same girl since he was making minimum wage

floyd's probably beat up more women than conor has fighters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnqnuNfMlx4

lol

>>76569723
i think you should be impressed that floyd's son can already read and write better than his dad

>>76569789
Anyone have the WEBM in slow mo?

>>76569746

There's plenty of pictures of him online getting a little to touchy with random slags, don't buy into the romanticized portrayal of their relationship. The weekend before Dee gave birth conor went on a coke fueled bender without her, where he trashed a hotel room and literally got stuck in a tree. There's a video of him in the tree where he slurs his words and his face looks like he hasn't slept in days, also there were girls in the tree with him giggling. Conor also literally got in a fistfight with his father when he was a teenager.

If I had switched out Conors name for Floyd in this post, you would probably believe it is something he would do without batting an eye.

>>76569844
floyd's shit is well documented, conor's is pure speculation. and banging slags/doing coke is a far cry from caving bitches heads in while your son watches

>>76569844
I believe it Conor is Irish

>>76569103
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Randy Couture vs. Mike Van Arsdale, Chuck Liddell vs. Jeremy Horn, and Frank Mir vs. Tank Abbott are featured in this episode of UFC Unleashed.

Long post but that type of shit, that's the schedule for the rest of the night

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>>76569823
here just made one for you

>>76569944
i dont think karate nottie's foot is even on the ground when she eats that. brutal

>>76569944
thank you
lol her eyes when she hits the ground

WMMA has no place in the UFC. The only woman near the octagon™ should be a ring girl.

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>>76570003
i think you'd be surprised

>>76570003
>ywn live in a time or place where fighting your wife and kids is legal

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KEK

>>76569844
post the video

>>76569708
that tattletale wrote himself out of the will

>>76570087
>implying floyd will have money to leave

he's the definition of new money, already had to come out of "retirement" before just to pay the tax man

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>CONUR MUHGRAYGER

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>>76570098
>floyd is literally a billionaire but you think he needs money

>>76567017
Lmao

Masvidal lost the decision, but won the fight.

Maia cries and comes out to Linkin Park.

>yfw conair will keep heem off asp

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>>76570103
that guy is the fucking worst

>inb4 conor makes overtly racist remarks to hype this fight

money team, more like monkey team

>>76570128
Wait, so /box/ will have to go to /asp/? That's weird, why would the winner get punished like that?

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Anyone else feel this fight would've been more hype had they done it sooner?
For some reason after months of back and forth bollocks, now that it's actually made I'm not even that hype.

>>76570196
once the promotion starts amping up you'll be sucked back in

>>76570187
its gonna be subtle but blown out of proportion by the media. it has to be something he can deny easily and reasonably but blatant enough that it can be used for hype

>>76570200
I don't know, even the trash talk is surely going to be tame considering TMT is in charge of promoting the fight and all sides are supposedly happy.

It's not like Conor's going to talk real trash

>>76570188
Nah nothing to do with the result of the fight, /heem/ was sliding into irrelevancy with no Honda or Conair fighting

>>76570216
they are both very savvy promoters who are happy to play the villain role

i think they'll talk crazy trash and then be bros as soon as its over

>>76570221
>/heem/ was sliding into irrelevancy
lmao ok kid

>>76570187
he already called him a malteezer with eyeballs

>>76569008
So what? I can pull up anything I want.

>>76567832
you're betting on Conor surviving 12 three minute rounds dude

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>conor is so much bigger!

mmafags BTFO

>>76570255
I just had to look up what a malteezer was and kek'd pretty hard

>>76570187
like the irish have any room to talk
they were the ones working as servants and in coal mines 12 hours a day 6 days a week 50 years after african americans were freed

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>>76570246
That's true
Guess we'll see. With how happy both sides seem to be there is that aura of Wolf Tickets surrounding it. In that Goobs doesn't believe he's going to win, they know it, Dana knows it, but they're fighting anyway because it's a huge cash fight, rather than because it's legit competition.

Damn wolf tickets man

>>76570283
>>76570255
You guys don't have Maltesers?

>>76570272
>implying floyd isnt wearing his lifts made of $100 bills

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>the casual meme is real

How do you feel about Conor McGregor representing the sport of MMA?

Conor talking about conquering South America. The only ship Ireland ever built was the Titanic.

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>I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.

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>>76570328
He isn't. Like that TMT guy said, this is Conor vs Mayweather

Unless you want to count James Tony as representing Boxing when he fought Couture

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>76570361
casual

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>>76570187
You keep sayin dat word gazelle or whatver

Dis is america ain't nobody know what dat shit is

Do you think Schaub hosting the Bellator pre show is the first step in him signing an actual fight contract?

>>76570323
McManlet's already been caught wearing lifts to weigh-ins and media events

whats the lightest Floyd ever fought at? 130lbs?

>>76570357
Literally who?

>>76570382
Probably not, but wouldn't mind him laying the smackdown on Roy Nelson in a rematch.

>>76570361
>>76570367
Which one of these is a proxy, you do this in every thread lol.

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>>76570313
After inspecting them on Google images I think we call them malted milk balls or "Whoppers"

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>>76570383
and? floyd is still the ubermanlet

>>76570406
>>76570313
W have both, chances are op lives in an area where they don't bother importing british candy

>>76570392
floyd probably wants the fight at 147, but he should do 150 so conor doesn't pass out and hit his head on a tub

>>76570436
>>76570406
I'm not sure they're the same, are they crispy on the inside?
I'm just surprised you don't have them. They're from the Mars brand, they make Galaxy, Snickers, M&M's and loads of chocolates. So I'm surprised you don't have Maltesers

I think I might have seen some Whoppers around here, never had them though

>>76570440
It's 154 confirmed m8

>>76570440
pretty sure the fight is at 154?

>>76570462
any word on the glove size? i know floyd likes to play all the angles to his favor

>>76569844
he's a drunken fool

>>76570431
Gooby in lifts has an inch of Mayweather. There's definitely an ubermanlet in this matchup, and he's from Ireland.

>>76570462
>>76570467
wow floyd really needs that money lol

>>76570431
that roiding cunt lived in my town, not sure if she still does

>>76570446
I've had both, they are pretty much the same thing
>Galaxy
Never heard of this, and I eat a lot of candy. Chocolate bars are a strange business. There are types I grew up on that aren't available in the States.

>>76570485
Did you hit that, or were you a coward?

>>76570446
Whoppers are crispy on the inside but from what I can tell maltesers have a crunchy honeycomb thing going on. Whoppers are more like crunchy chocolate milk inside. Certain world markets or candy shops might carry maltesers but it's not something you would find on your typical checkout aisle or in a gas station. That's the first I ever heard of em

>this encyclopedic knowledge of the snack aisle

>>76570514
>>76570494
Usually global companies seem to have the same choices available through different regions, so if Maltesers aren't a thing there then I'm not too surprised Galaxy isn't. You guys do have products from the Mars brand, I figured it'd be the same shit.

Maybe it's something to do with production. I think I've read once about the Chocolate here and the Chocolate there being different. I think ours is richer or something, I don't know actually.

>>76570472
10oz

>>76570508
no one respects her she's a slav and made her money hitting a ball

>>76570514
I'm looking up chocolate bars that are only available in Canada. Apparently Maltesers is on that list, so now I'm wondering if England is importing that from Canada
>>76570559
>Chocolate here and the Chocolate there being different.

It is in America, but please please don't confuse that hershey puke chocolate for Canadian chocolate, ours isn't like that!

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what is the most alpha way to react to this situation ? >>76570431

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How do I get in shape like Miesha?

>>76570587
Bring out your phone and shitpost on /heem/ about what you were going to do in the situation but didn't because you didn't want to cause a scene

>>76570543
Every 2 days or so I go to the convenience store and buy a pack of smokes. I know the store makes barely any profit off smokes, so I try to by some candy with it as well, so as to support my local business.

>>76570581
>hershey puke

you're just mad you didn't get to go to Hershey Park as a kid

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>>76570559
You actually don't have too look to hard for Galaxy bars surprisingly, they carry them everywhere. Pic related is the typical American chocolate choices

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>>76570618

http://whatculture.com/wwe/10-current-wwe-wrestlers-conor-mcgregor-would-lose-a-fight-against

you know this is true

>>76570642
*portions steroids*

>>76570642

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXua_u_-Tjo

>size matters against world champion mma fighters

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Reminder Gadelha actually got a sub finish in the UFC, putting to use her black belt she's had but we've seemingly never seen

>>76570581
These are the brands Mars handles here in the UK
http://www.mars.com/uk/en/brands

They're pretty huge 2bh. I don't think I've ever had Murican chocolate desu, what's different?
I doubt Maltesers is imported from Canada, it's huge here and regularly has commercials on TV

>>76570634
That doesn't look too different to some of the shops I've been to honestly. Especially the Poundlands and stuff, they have a section for Murican imported sweets

>size matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu_rsAUl604

>>76570711
that kick didn't land

>>76570642
Only people on that list with a shot are Brock because it's Brock, Del Rio because he has actual MMA experience, and Joe because he'll fucking Destroy anyone.

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>>76570431
>masha will never dominate you
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE

>>76570587
laugh it off like floyd? you're too insecure anon

>>76570735
she failed a steroid test so it all worked out in the end

>>76570711
Apparently American chocolate has more sugar in it and European chocolate has a higher fat and cocao percentage.
>Eurofats

>>76570735
It hit her hair, instant ko for a woman

>>76570746
>brock has a shot
lol brock would kill him, at least the brock who fought shane carwin i don't know where he's at physically now

>>76570733
Who cares. Roger Huerta fucked a prime Arianny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlSZQgohGD4

>>76570757
she cheated by pretending the kick landed then cheated with steroids

>>76570779
it didnt even touch her hair. no part of clawja's leg connected

>>76570780
Then realistically, Del Rio is the only one that would be close to Connor in weight class, but he could still be heavier. Think Del Rio would have a shot.

>>76570780
i don't know why i typed that brock would shatter conor's spine i don't care how bad of shape he is in

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>>76570795
What is wrong with you? It's not funny this time, last time, or next time.

>>76570780
We should plant the seed in Conor's head that a fight against Lesnar at open weight would be a huge payday.

I'd love to see Lesnar turn Conor's face into Strawberry jam.

>>76570711
I recognize about 70% of these Mars brands.
>What's different about american chocolate

HERSHEY in particular uses a chemical process that also happens to include a chemical that smells and tastes like puke. Not everyone can smell/taste it (I can) but for people who can it's pretty much inedible.

Which WMMA fighter do you think has the best tasting/smelling vagina?

>>76570844
Are you the demented sicko that was trying to dox me yesterday? Get help. I don't have the proper psychology degree to diagnose you. Otherwise I would try to help you myself.

>>76570828
Connor is going to end up in WWE at some point. He'll lose to Floyd, have around 3 UFC fights, retire, and then show up in WWE to keep his name in the news and for an easy pay day.

do we know lilths real name?

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>>76570828

CONNUH VS LASER

THAT'S THE SEED COCKSUCKA

>>76570589

keto

>>76570828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZyO9MXqK54

5:16 chael talking about brock

>>76569746

Where's the pic of Conor with the whore over his shoulder while he grabs a handful?

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>>76570854
That Korean broad from the other day had THE finest legs in WMMA I've ever seen. I've been thinking about them all week. First fighter I've bothered to follow on fitepass. Genuinely want to see her again, she has legit potential.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpT2W4zRzzM

1:10

>>76570867
YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOMO'S DON'T SEE THE SHIT I SEE

>>76570908
>Talking shit about Cro Cop

Unforgivable.

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>>76566979
>post yfw conor works floyd into the corner and starts tagging him with left hand

>>76570269
A 24/7 stream for background noise / ambiance shall be comfy as the dickens.

>>76570841
Damn, sounds terrible then

>>76570921
It's been great for background noise so far. Great mix of old and new fights and original shows and retrospects on fights.

They just showed Sakurabas HOF promo, and now are showing a fight of his. Very comfy.

>>76570908

People talk about Conor being the best shit talker... Chael tore fools apart effortlessly with his words. Not so much with his MMA, but with the words he did.

Where do you guys think Cain fits into the heavyweight picture right now?

Is he done?

>>76570973
Epic post dude, pretty sad you took time out of your day to make that.

>>76570964
chael's shit cut a bit deeper, but conor is better at straight up dismissing people

>>76570917
he's literally funnier than rogan

>>76570985
Epic reply dude, pretty sad you took time out of your day to reply.