/trans/ - The £30m Removal Van Edition

Why does Liverpool make me so angry?

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>thinking about running and killing foreign pussies

>>76565458
cause you are OBSESSED

4th for Sophie Turner

>>76565425
>eah, only have like a moth or two left to apply though so I might have to take a year out for shitposting
Apply then, what's stopping you

>>76565458
entitled fans who threaten players thinking about moving and regularly kill each other (Heysel, Illsbreh)

mouyes vs poop wrestlemania when

>>76565458
Obsession. Gonna need some therapy there m8.

>de gay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvyNyFXHj4k

discuss

>30 million sterling pounds for a literally who
damn this league is fucked up

>>76565501
is he still married to that sexy distillers girl?

>>76565501
it's alright but not great

>>76565509
I've lost all meaning of the numbers to be honest with you.

>>76565509
Rival Tax, English Tax, Home Quota Tax and Young Tax.

This isn't difficult if you weren't a JF fairweather fan and followed how this shit works you FAGET.

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For me, it's Marouane Fellaini

>>76565583
You can buy the best player from our league who already plays for the NT for half that money and yet you buy a literally who just because he's English

The Premier League is not different from the Chinese League these days

>>76565445
>Jordan Pickford is the third most expensive goalkeeper in the history of football

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Official thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5HhwecdCQw

>>76565509
It's shocking

>>76565525
Yes and they already have 3 childs.

>>76565607
I literally explained why.

1. They're selling to a rival club. If you're going to strength your rival, then you're gonna want to make sure they can buy other players. An example would be River Plate demanding £20m extra because Boca Juniors wanted that player.

2. English tax. He's English so he's immediately more expensive because....

3. He's automatically Home Grown as professional footballers have to have trained in an English club for a certain length of time to become Home Grown. He's English, he's already got that done. This is important because you NEED as RULED by the FA to have a certain amount of HG players in your team. This is suppose to improve our Home Nations teams but all it does is improve ex-colonies who call them up earlier than the UK teams if they're not 100% UK native born and if they are, they're just there for numbers and don't play.

4. He's young, so he gets money added on because he has 'potential'.

There, I can't believe I have to explain this to you.

>>76565445
>those transfer fees
Goddamn this sport has become expensive.

>>76565612
The pundits on MoTD said he was world class tbf

>>76565482
I'm thinking about joining the Navy but I might be too fat

>>76565677
Sunderland fan here, Everton aren't our Rival club m80, Would've been happy with 10m for him

>>76565677
just googled that guy, he's a fuckign goalkeeper

30m for a literally who 23 years old goalkeeper? you only see that shit in the chinese league kek

>>76565711
they can give you a fitness plan to complete before you officially apply

unless you mean the marines in which case you probably are

>>76565718
You know damn fucking well what I mean by 'rival'. A stronger Everton means less chance of 6 points against them and that can mean staying up, Mid table or Top 5.

>>76565722
So you're just being an ignorant shitposter who doesn't actually know what he's talking about? A'ight.

>>76565756
But we can just pick up another promising English keeper for pennies.

In fact id rather sign one of they're Keepers back for 5-10m lol

>>76565756
nigga, it's twice as much as the Bravo transfer, a goalkeeper who won the treble for Barcelona

>you will never snub a big money move to man united

>>76565783
I never said it was a good idea or logical, just explained why it's £30m.

>>76565779
And I doubt you will.

Manchester United will finish 5th in the Premier League this coming season

How cancerous will the CONFED cup be on the Transfer Market?

>>76565756
They're not even in the same league.

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>>76565445

>Jordan Pickford
>£30m

This has gone too far lads

>playing FM
>Finished first season (undefeated) as Leece
>"World Cup 2022 moved to China over club protests instead of Qatar"

Top kek.

>>76565722
don't know why you're singling out pickford. stones is the second most expensive defender ever similarly off the back of one season

it's modern english football, these massive fees for homegrown talent isn't surprising with how much money is pumped into the premier league

tv money made turds like pickford cost 30m

>>76565950
This happens in every rendition of Fm17

>>76565953
>these massive fees for homegrown talent
literally, in a literal way, just like the Chinese league

>>76565950
Went to Canada in my FM16 game, then Canada had the 2026 one too

Arsenal are GOING TO win the league.

>>76565975
what do you mean? they're inflated because of the qutoa

if you have to have a certain amount of english players in your squad, you want them to at least be good

Just carved my gf's pussy in two lol

>>76565993

Maybe the Championship next year

>>76565445
so that bradley kid followed pickford from sunderland too everton? why are media outlets using pictures of that kid?

>>76566008
mm, just like in China

native players are more expensive because most of them are total shit, the few who are half decent are expensive as shit

that's what happens when a league has lots of money but the players in that country are crap

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>>76566014
Carved you say?

>>76566038
we don't have a disproportionate amount of talent, we have a disproportionate amount of foreign talent in the PL

that's the problem

Lol @ Milan fans chimping out

>>76566071
>amount of foreign talent in the PL
odd way to call "spanish league rejects"

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>he doesn't watch the animes

>>76565963
I know, but this was written BEFORE the Middle East hissyfit.

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>>76566183
I would if there was anything about police mysteries desu

>>76566201
they do it in every game because they don't know how to sort the schedules out yet, and are waiting to see what happens in real life

>gf (free agent -> me) free

>>76566111
A lot of Argentinian internationals included to be fair

Just watched Colossal (2016)

It's ok but falls apart towards the end when Jason Sudeikis' character starts doing things for literally zero reason.

5/10

>>76566243
>9 vodka lemonades signing on fee

>>76566252
Nobody does anything for no reason lad. Everything we do, everything, has a reason.

>>76566244
there are argentine and brazilian players in all leagues

Modrić to jail when?

>>76566306
what did he do?

Klassen confirmed

Het it's me, Davy Klaassen. AMA

>>76566341
You should be at finch Farm atm.

>>76566318
Robbed the country, city of Zagreb and GNK Dinamo of millions of euros with his transfer to Tottenham alongside with the biggest criminal in football Zdravko Mamić.

And two days ago he gave false testimony and changed it from the last time he was i court in order to protect croatian football mafia and Zdravko Mamić.

It's really complicated to explain everything but shit is really serious, and no matter how much i love watching him play he should face the consequences of his actions, because he knew what he was doing.

Giving him the captain's armband just shits on the whole country and our laws in general.

>>76566341
why are you overrated?

>>76566410
well if croatia is anything like here then he will probably never pay for his crimes

who the hell is Pickford

>>76566539
>Pickford

Soccer goalie.

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>>76566456
Don't know really, i'm not confident that anything is going to happen, but this time it's different.

With this false testimony he lost the support of the public. Before the latest hearing only ultras were against him but now a huge amout of public turned on him, especially for protecting the person who is number one reason why Croatian football a alot of clubs went down to shithole.

>>76566539
Some English meme.

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>>76566410
All are equal before the law but some are more equal than others.

>>76566539
he's the mackem buffon

>>76566539
The man who saved Blunderland from finishing the season with a record low points total

Piotr Zieliński
>28m
Peter Zielinsky
>56m
Pietro Zielinguez
>75m
Petir Zielnignog
>98m

Transfer market nowadays

>>76565783
>twice as much as Bravo

When you say it like that, it seems worth it

>>76565756
>A stronger Everton means less chance of 6 points against them and that can mean staying up, Mid table or Top 5.
I have no clue who the other club are supposed to be in this scenario.

If it's meant to be Sunderland then you are a fucking mong.

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what happens now?

can't believe they killed off jimmy mcgills law partner that woman i forget her name but she works for mesa verde

>>76566601
I don't get it, what's the difference beter Piotr Zielinski and Peter Zielinsky?
And don't reply 28m.

>>76566632
Which team is this? Purple kits can fuck off tbf.

>>76566632
appalling defence, lower mid table

>>76566632
>memesson
>baines
>jagielka
>williams
>pickford

bottom half

>>76566632
Finishes 7th again

>>76566641
28.000.000

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Chelsea futbol club xd

>>76566644
I slid the bar a little too far up, then left it on purpose with the hopes of getting this response

just a pleasant surprise that it was the first response :v)

>>76566641
he's making the claim that an english player has more market value by default than a polish one

Leedsfag here. How fucked am I? Is the Greek league even a thing?I don't get it, radz seemed to hire a legitimate experienced staff and then he goes and does this shit.

Hello yes, will Chelsea Football Club confirm the signing of at least 1 (one) football player in the recent future?

>>76566679
That is extrememely cheeky

Literally nobody cares about Everton signing Klaassen kek. Don't think he can cut it for Everton imo.

>>76566632
>>76566632
Lookman will never be a centre forward desu. Apparently Everton are still looking Gylfi but I think Klaassen would play where you have put Gylfi. Lookman or Mirallas on the left, Bolassie on the right. Sandro Ramirez or Calvert Lewin up front with some mystery striker they haven't got yet like Batshuyai.

>>76566641
Peter is from England with some polish roots but he won't play for Poland so we hate him.

>>76566692
>is the greek league even a thing?!

fucking yanks

Is there a better feeling in the world than the 15 minutes after a shower?

>>76566692
>nicosia
>greece
moron

>>76566700
remember when boro signed fischer?

>>76566719
Hunkering down on all 4's and squeezing out and sucking back in a shit repeatedly, 15 minutes after the shower.

>>76566601
Ha, I understand

>>76566719
Me cheating my way through tommorrow phenetics final exam

>>76566704
like jagielka, no loss

you should be pissed off at klose etc.

>>76566729
Yes, what's your point?

>>76566750
There is no such player you mong wtf I made that up.But it's late at night so I forgive you.

>>76566712
Bite me these Danish outlets have his old club being rivals to Olympiacos

>>76566750
>he thinks Petir Zielnignog is a thing
oh god my sides

>>76566761
just the lack of klaassen hype reminded me that he exists

came in with a similar reputation (albeit after almost a year out) and I expected him to do well..but he barely played

how would they treat a 30yo neet virgin in polish society??

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Welcome to Manchester. Alvaro Recoba!

>>76566768
obviously

but I'm saying there have been no good polak-roots english players so I don't get why you used them as an example

>>76565624
>not Wrote for Luck

>>76566783
no I don't
see
>>76566802

>>76566745
> after the shower

No!

>>76566784
Wasn't Fischer not even making the Ajax squad at all though and hardly even playing for the Ajax 2's before he moved to Boro?

>>76566802
Just to show the difference in price between certain nationalities but equal skill

>>76566821
like I said, he had hype but he was coming back from almost a season long injury

>>76566821
yes. Klaassen has been the captain for a while and is almost every match important for ajax. I don't know if he can cut it at Everton though.

> tfw you find a way to play youtube vids in background on your phone without paying for youtube red

>>76566719
Not to sound like an alcoholic, but I like when you drink the fist glass of the day and you get a nice feeling going right in the bones.

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>Loco Abreu signed contract with Puerto Montt in Chile and will enter the World Record Guinnes for playing in 25 different teams in 11 different countries.

>Krychowiak closer to AC Milan. Around 30m€.
Polskapilka24

>>76566823
>certain nationalities but equal skill

don't you just mean the big footballing nations though? which is hardly surprising when their domestic leagues are stronger and more in the limelight

if you look at the top 50 most expensive fees it's pretty well spread out. for all the shit we get there are only 6 english players.

>Moyes

>>76566946
montella making the cash flow well

>>76566872
Let them know as soon as possible.

>>76566410
Lovren is there as well isn't he?

>>76566935
Based Loco, I hope I can go see him since it's pretty close.

>>76565864
DON'T

>>76566935
>i now remember abreu

>>76567227
LET

>>76566977
I aint no snitch

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>>76567269
ME DOWN

>>76566794
Like one of their own

>>76565585
The memes dead lad

>>76567282
let us know then amigo

I hope Klaassen makes it. He's a good guy

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>>76567284

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>yfw gonde leaves chelsea

https://twitter.com/IFTVofficial/status/875465137469181953

>>76567158
yeah, he was scheduled yesterday for hearing, but Mamić started intentionally chimping out and fired his lawyers mid-hearing so that the hearing can be canceled because of obstruction of justice.

It's a shitshow

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>yfw you'll never have talent
>yfw you'll never be able to do this, or kick a ball like this or anything

I'm going to load up FM again and edit the regens I buy to their max potential and rape it up... then sell them.

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Uruguay U-20 WC team
>Rodrigo Bentancur (19) moves from Boca to Juventus after the end of the argentinian league - €9.5 million
>Rodrigo Amaral (best player and top goalscorer of southamerican championship) has problem with his team (Nacional) for transfer clause (US$ 3 million) and will until december when he gets free
>Espanyol, Deportivo La Coruña, Betis, Alaves, And Leganes have shown interest to get a loan for Federico Valverde (sold for 383K to Real Madrid last year), silver award in korea u20 WC.
>Santiago Mele (GK) valued at US$ 1.3 millions have been aproached by teams from Turkey, Italy and Germany
>Agustin Canobbio FW valued at U$S 900k probably will be sold by his team to a contractor.
The rest of the team (Rogel, Rodriguez, Waller,
>Betis made a bid for Saracchi (U$S 2.7 millions) and Benfica bid (U$S 2.0 millions)
Rest of the team (Rodriguez, De la Cruz, Boselli, Waller, Rogel, Viera, etc.) still had no offer...you could buy some of them for less than 1 million.

The whole ajax team looked shit against united. Maybe that chelsea guy is worth a go

>>76567409

That's piss easy mate, you never played table tennis?

>>76567428
I have but that's my point lad. I'm never gonna be able to do it.

>>76567409
How are curve balls physically possible

Klaasen is going to be a decent premiership level player, but Everton should have fixed that defence first and foremost.

>>76567453
you are giving up before trying
if you really wanted to do it you would work to do it but you'd rather play footy manager and that's okay too

>>76567459
the magnus effect lad

>>76567453

It's genuinely not that hard to throw a curve, try it.

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>>76567319
I just use the small apps browser on my Sony

>>76567459
They aren't but to throw them at that speed and that accurately l...not everyone can do it you britcuck. Sadly baseball pitching takes a tad more skill than cricket

>>76567492
>3%
Holy fuck lad what are you gonna do?

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>>76567461
>but Everton should have fixed that defence
it's still june.. koeman in his current state knows he's still a better defender than funes mori and pennington who were getting way too much gametime

but then again.. you have to have a crap defence, otherwise pickford wn't look as good

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>>76567495

>>76567461
>>76567509
What dfs should they buy?

>>76566951
The majority of the other high fees are pretty much a fair representation of the player's skill/potential, English players rarely have the skill

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>>76567506
Send power la'

>>76567538
\o/

>signing an erevisie player
>for £25M

LMAO

why do clubs never learn? klaasen is going to flop badly

>>76567526
that harry maguire guy at leicester looks like a good signing for everton

then Federico Fazio, Vlad Chiriches and Kevin Wimmer

>>76567461
Klassen is exactly the same player as that davies kid they hyped up so much, dont like the transfer desu.

>>76567526
They've already overpaid for one English player, so they might as well overpay again and get Michael Keane

>>76567393
I am blaming all of this on Costa.

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>>76567551
ITS WORKING

>Google Klaasen
>Darts player is No.1
>Tennis player is No.2
>only link mentioning him is a Telegraph link saying he's signed

>>76567588
\o/ \o/ \o/

>>76567599
Try spelling his name correctly

>>76567588
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
gotta keep Bosniabros phone powered here

>>76567587
of course, who else?

willian?

>>76567615
dont get smart with me mate, i'll put you 10 feet under

>>76567619
Emenalo, Roman.

>>76567393
>Trying to leave before he gets exposed in the champions league like always

>>76567615
Oh yeah. Makes sense. Too hot here lad, fed up, dicks on discord. Etc.

>>76567611
>>76567616
Cheers lads, both my phone and my (You) meter are going off the charts!

everton signing Pickford, Keane, Klaassen, Gylfi, Niang and Ramirez before July

then sell Lukaku and Barkshit on deadline day

>>76567695
>Niang
shit tho

>>76567759
He's dynamic, quick, mobile and most of all pacy. Tailor-made for the English game 2bh

>>76567393
VENTURA OUT
NOW

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Who the fuck is Marlon

>>76567759
He'd probably be second choice if >we got Sandro Ramirez as well. Also linked to Lucas Perez who you'd assume would rank higher than Niang.

>>76567759
>>76567781
looked decent at watford too

>There is "mutual tension" between Chelsea and their manager Antonio Conte after the Italian's decision to tell striker Diego Costa by text message that he is not part of the plans for next season. (Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)

>Conte has also set a number of conditions which include a direct line of communication to owner Roman Abramovich, control over coaching appointments and the academy, as well as improved financial terms, if he is to stay as manager at Stamford Bridge. (Daily Record)

>Also at Chelsea, contract negotiations with goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois, 25, have stalled over his wage demands. The Belgian is currently on a £100,000-a-week deal, which comes to an end in two years' time. (Times - subscription required)

>>76567588
\o/
Stay strong bosniabro

>>76567695
>Barkshit

who will buy him

£50m for that shite won't happen. the only good thing is he's on low wages

>>76565501
mark ronson was unexpected 2bh >>76562762

>Liverpool want to raise around £60m on player sales by offloading defender Mamadou Sakho, 27, for £30m, full-back Alberto Moreno, 24, for £12m and 23-year-old forward Lazar Markovic for £20m. (Times - subscription required)

>Arsenal have had a £17.6m bid rejected for Juventus winger Juan Cuadrado, 29, but the Serie A champions are looking for around £30m for the former Chelsea player. (Sun)

>The Gunners have also made a £10.5m bid for Fenerbahce centre-back Simon Kjaer, 28, who is also wanted by city rivals AC and Inter Milan. (Turksvoetbal - in Turkish)

>£30m for a reject

Wew.

>>76567566
It seems like an area of the squad that we needed the least. Top of the list should be a properly creative no.10, quality striker and at least one quality CB. But Koeman has been quoted saying he wants more goals coming from midfield, which Klaassen is known for. Maybe that's why he got him.

>>76567781
>He's dynamic, quick, mobile and most of all pacy

kek

>>76567553
I don't get the logic here. Are you legitimately suggesting there's some sort of curse against Eredivisie players?

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>>76567825
>it's a "Conte throws a hissy fit over transfer targets and club management powers" episode

grab your popcorn regà

>>76567866

Who is going to pay 20m for Markovic, they're fucking dreaming.

>>76567901
jozy altidore was the league's top scorer when he left

who are the exceptions other than suarez?

>>76567526
We're heavily linked to Keane, so we'll probably get him. Other than that I dream of signing Koulibaly.

>>76567924
van nistelrooy

>>76567866
Most of these prices are fucking silly

>>76565583
wat?

A fucking english keeper, 30 fucking millions. Prememe league is lost, hes not even better than Robles, remember that.

>>76567937
I mean recently

obviously netherlands had a good team over a decade ago

>signed 15 year old guy called Steen Stiller
>PA: 181
>so I edited him to 180
>gonna let him stay in U20 for awhile see how well he does

I also signed some 147PA DR. Hopefully will get Philipe Mexes.

>>76567870
Is Barkley a write-off at this point?

>>76567826
Thanks la'

>>76567639
>Not Marina and her penny pinching

Disappointed bud

>>76567978
Wrong thread, autismgamer.

>>76567965
Yeah he's better than Robles

>>76567966
gini

>>76567927
Koulibaly is under contract until 2021, while playing for a CL club in Italy. We're talking 40+ million in today's transfer market, and that already presumes that Koulibaly wants to go to Everton and that Napoli won't simply cockblock at the first inquiry.

>>76567966
verthongen
aldeweireld

>>76567998
>>76568016
top class players

i'll give you alderweireld though

>>76567924
But why should Altidore or Suarez' development hold any bearing on how Klaassen will perform? Eridivisie players aren't one homogenous sentient player

Javi Martinez?

>>76567980
Barkley's a shit no.10 anyway so my list doesn't change with or without him. But yeah, reckon he's gone.

>>76568049
it doesn't

just saying it's a shit league that is extremely risky to buy from

>>76568059
confirmed after weekend

>>76568059
literally on the plane, la!

>>76567588
>\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

>>76567911
They did this shit with Mou as well though. Right after winning the title they did fuck all during the summer. I still don't see why some Chelsea fans are worrying doesn't the window officially open the 1st?

>>76567990
SEETHING.

>>76568059
On the plane, la'.

>>76568069
Don't Everton want like £20m for Barkley?

>>76568059
plane

>>76567966
Mertens

>>76568015
Well we were apparently competing with Chelsea(I think) last window for him. So if Chelsea couldn't get him I'm under no illusions we're likely to. Just someone I'd like to see at the club. I think I just miss Sylvain Distin, the big black man cleaning up at the back.

>Southampton intend to interview former Ajax boss Frank de Boer and ex-Valencia manager Mauricio Pellegrino to replace the sacked Claude Puel and hope to make an appointment by the end of next week. (Daily Telegraph)

>>76568127
Wonder if Bergkamp will take over.

>>76568075
But generally players that flop are goalscorers because as soon as they have a draught they get written off and their morale is destroyed. Klaassen is a hardworking CM; not really a position/role prone to floppage.

>>76568059
circling patterns over John Lennon airport la

Ter Stegen
Semedo Pique Mina Alba
Verratti Busquets
Hazard Messi Neymar
Suarez

Who the fuck can stop us

Will LITERALLY kill myself if Conte leaves

>>76568086
It's been quoted as £50m, but that's a bit crazy. Although he is still young, English and got a bunch of goals and assists last season. In this market those things alone should put his price at a minimum of £25m

>>76568186
Why though?? He's already been mentally broken and exposed by Wenger. Chelsea never lost to Arsenal before Conte.

>>76568069
Who would even buy him?

>>76568081
Have a (You) back Denbrah

>>76568182
Not affording to buy those players because MSN wages

>tfw your oc gets posted 3 years later

im proud but im also embarrassed

>>76568182
Mina is too tall to play alongside Pique.

>>76568217
>Chelsea never lost to Arsenal before Conte

because of years of mouyesball that hard counters wenger's football

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Taylor Hill > Barbara Palvin desu

>>76566111
>spanish league rejects
it's the other way around, mate

I wonder if they'll ever start tying players' contracts to TV money. Would make the clubs more resilient in the face of any potential downturn.

>>76568237
You'd assume any team below us wouldn't be able to afford him/he wouldn't want to go. The only other team is Spurs who are apparently linked to him. But if I was a Spurs fan I'd want to steer clear desu

Chelsea should just let Conte do whatever he wants and let him transform the club, t.b.h.

>>76568352
Roman doesn't have the money to spend anymore

>>76568382
He does

But buying a player back for a £60m loss is embarrassing

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>>76568317
Doesn't Roman have a problem with letting control go?

>>76568352

I'm hoping this is all just an elaborate powerplay from Conte, we have to get rid of Costa before signing Lukaku though and I'm sure the board want to wait until the Adidas deal runs out so they can announce all the new players in Nike kits.

>“I wouldn’t say I discovered him, as I was just fortunate to be in the right place at the right time. He was 10 years old and even a blind man would’ve been able to tell Donnarumma was a talent.

>“I saw this kid in Naples and immediately called Piero Ausilio at Inter. For three-and-a-half years, up until 2013, he was being groomed by Inter and had several trial runs there.

>“It all went fine until the moment he was set to sign the written contract with the club. That afternoon, we all reached an agreement – him, his father and mother – after four intense years.

>“The next morning, they agreed terms with Milan, without warning or fair play. There were some precedents that made me think Donnarumma could get into this situation with Milan.


never a buffon this cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76568186
KEK, sorry dude but to see Chelsea implode is a worthy sacrifice of your lfie

>>76568382
What about Chelsea? Don't they have the money? An extra £50m from the TV deal and the new £60m kit deal coming into play this season along with Cl money.

>>76567992
Robles played 20 games last year, he kept the 0 10 times, Pîckford played 29 and kept the 0 four times. Pickford have good reflexes and thats all, Robles is a better in aerial balls, and set pieces.

Haven't been here in the past two weeks, have I missed any important memes?

I think Roman is finally bored with football. Who wouldn't desu?

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so you post on /trans/? whats that? what happens there?

>>76568489
Pickford played in an atrocious team, not fair to judge him on clean sheets desu

>>76568489
1 word answer to that: Sunderland

>>76568480
h..hello?

>>76568509
fuck off you slag, I saw you failed to post a picture with your post. you're clearly well below my standards.

>>76568509

*hacks your facebook*

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>>76568509
Quick rundown

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>>76568452
>trusting Napoletani

>>76568515
Save percentage is both 73% and Everton defense wasnt glorious last year.

>>76568509
It's a support group for something that I have to reveal to you, sooner or later.

I'm trans so suck my feminine penis now

Riola is saving football one trasnfer window at time

>>76568509
its where we pretend to make a deal for you as gf (girlfriend) but joke that we lose you to Chad or Tyrone. ha ha.

>>76568493
This desu. Man's either tired or realising the current football market is draining his money

>>76568509
We talk about the impending Javi Martinez transfer to Liverpool. Except we've moved on from that, now we inquire about Antoine Greizmann moving to Manchester United. Do you watch football?

>>76568515
hard to judge desu

being a shot stopper in a shit team makes it easy to stand out, you need other abilities to be a good keeper for a good team

>>76568591
He only took over lelsea so putin wouldn't sanction him

Grill just texted me the Dutch equivalent of 'I wants to kiss and take off eachothers clothes'

Anybody here looking for a player called Virginity He's getting released from his contract real soon

>>76568733
Sex with virgins is terrible desu

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>anybody on /trans/ having a gf
getting real sick of this meme

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Introducing Chelsea's manager for the 2017/18 season.

>>76568822
What happened to Conte

>>76568811
Such up Sosa.

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>>76568912
got bullied by emenalo the cuckmaster

what kind of message Costa sent to Conte make him instantly replied he isn't part of the plan

>>76569003
>cunte
potlel

>>76569003
>italians
>white

>>76569003
run run tackle tackle lol

>>76569003
EXPOSED

>manure and juve interested in andre gomes
oh yes

>>76569003
>I will fucking END YOU and nobody will suspect me. I'll get away with it just like I get away with every foul I make on the pitch

Speaking of fouls, is the PL getting Video Ref this year? It'd be so useful seeing as Costa has literally gotten away with so many fouls that even the BBC had to say he was dirty.

>>76569003
I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

Breaking; GF out on loan to Black Men has gone through ahead of a permanent move. Anon is said to be delighted with the news.

LATE NITE JAMZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvyNyFXHj4k

>>76569204
I think they're using it in the FA cup. Better yet they're planning to use it for the WC.

>>76569283
BREHS
R
O
S

>>76569338
It'll just turn from refball to expertball, where the guys in the booth will go 'nah it wasn't a goal/foul/penalty' for England. We're cursed, m8.

>>76569394
Yeah, plus we've proved we can't win even when it's in our favour.

Now I understand why Chelsea play Madness after winning a match.

>>76569283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O6duDDkhis

>>76568733
post her pic

I like Iceland. He seems to like Everton :3.

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>>76569587

>>76569003
mezzogiorno is nigger country

>>76569283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Sy5-sOodA

;^)

>Milan are looking to repkace Donnarumma with the Bayer Leverkusen keeper Leno
Fantastic replacement imo. Still have Plizzari too.

How much would Wojack Chesney go for if Arsenal were dumb enough to sell him after his performance last year?

>>76569996
4m according to Juve

>>76569283
step the fuck away pleblords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK09qi2zW0k

>>76569996
he's only got a year left on his contract, so not much

>>76570027
Wew. Isn't he only 27 anyway? Bit of a low price. Arse should use him in Europa, Ospenis in FA Cup and Cech in league. Then have Martinez as League Cup dude.

>>76570056
I think Arse should do above, since Europa is gonna be tough. Arse should try to win it. Simply because they never have, might as well try, right? They should also try for the League Cup.

>>76570069
They should get rid of cech or ospina and make him first choice desu

>>76570085
Well, play him in Europa this year and see how he does. Cech is, what, 32? 33? 34? So he could replace Cech. If Juventus think he's good enough to replace Buffon for the moment, they should take the hint.

>>76570069
yeah I would keep him too

he's an academy player, always been a great shot stopper just lacking discipline which seems to have improved a lot. if he's happy to sit on the bench for buffon for a year, why not cech at arsenal

>>76565445
He looks so british. Very ugly.

>>76569283
tfw my taste has totally moved away from /mu/

When I was like 18 I'd spend all day on there downloading music

>>76570120
I think he'd get played more this season. I'd play him in Europa to keep Cech rested. Nothing to lose, really. I'm actually pretty hyped to see Arse in the Europa. I mean they won't do well, obviously, but something about it that I like.

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>>76569283
Listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKGMbHqNp5A

>>76570243
>I mean they won't do well, obviously

they're bookie favourites, depends who drops into it

if wenger takes it seriously arsenal could easily win europa league.

>>76570341
Dunno how they can be bookie favourites when we dunno who will be joining them from CL group stages. City, United, Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool could all join. Then there are the 'unthinkable' ones like Barca et al.

>>76570237
Same, I don't even really care about music anymore.

>>76566051
underrated

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>>76569003
he just sent him this

Blew out my knee today, lads. Playing pickup.
Now I know why horses just prefer to get shot.

>>76572203
You blew out your knee by picking up a basketball?

>>76572274

No by fucking your mum up the ass

>literally /int/ /brit/ : /sp/ edition

Blew your knee out at an out of town gam

>>76572203
Soccer
>>76572293
I didn't do such a thing, that's rude.

>>76572203
I tore my acl 2 years ago. It's no fun.

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what the..

>Pickford for £30m
bit risky. How Sunderland got that much for him is amazing

>>76573146
>tapping up

what?

>>76573318
contacting players directly without their club's involvement

everyone does it, might as well not be illegal. especially during the summer when they aren't playing.

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>>76573358
>not be illegal
you mean legal?

>>76573371
it's illegal theoretically

>>76573371
phrased it like that because it shouldn't be legislated either way, it's still a pretty dirty practice but handing out transfer bans for it is harsh

Where is Keylor Navas going?

>>76569720

I wouldn't even kiss her. I'm glad you are the one kissing that frog in the hopes of turning her into a princess.

Cant wait for based, elite and muscular Koeman to make handsome and intelligent signings

>>76573701
>handsome
see
>>76565445

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My fucking face when Conte leaves

>>76567393
>conte leaves chelsea after we've already signed Spalletti
J U S T

>Thomas Lemar is unsure about his AS Monaco future & has not yet sought to extend because of interest from Arsenal [L'Equipe]