Shaq getting married to Chinese pop star

>shaq

literally who?

SHAQQED

>>76565076
Thinks he meant..
>Shaw

>>76565052
>Chaw

>>76565052
Get your chinese publicity stunts out of here

>>76565052
BAH GAWD THAT'S SHAW'S MUSIC

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>>76565052
I wonder why he chose a dicklet used chink

>>76565176
Even an above average sized dangle snake looks like a joke on manmores. Can't be too hard on him but it explains the sour attitude many lanklets have.

>>76565176
>7ft1 black guy with a tiny dick

what in the fuck

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Ain't no hope
Ain't no hope
Ain't no hope

>>76565190
>I know it is small
He probably measured his dick and it was probably 4 inches long which would look like a worm on his body

>>76565052
I guess she wants that juicy shaq meat

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>>76565176

I'm pretty convinced that hand size = dick size

I don't believe shaq has a small wang

It's not something I worry about mind you. Just saying.

Be funny if she says no

>>76565243
Hasn't Shaq made it a meme to propose to people like three times a year?

>>76565052
She better put on some weight. Shaw will break her in half

How fucking tall is this girl? Is she standing on something?

>>76566984
Are you retarded?

>>76565176
If he likes Asian girls then his small dick will actually help him.

Most girls don't like feeling pain during sex and Asian girls tend to have equally small, tight pussies (at least from what I've heard)

>>76566998
I don't know who she is so help me out you fucking dick head

>>76566984
try reading the op

>>76565176
anything below a foot would look like a small dick when it's Shaq. Nigga has 11" hands. Even if he had a mandingo dick he'd still look like a dicklet. He probably has >8" which looks bad in proportion to how tall he is but is in the 90th percentile of all penises

>>76565242

Hand size doesn't determine your dick size neither does your foot size.

However if you do have big hands it just makes your dick look smaller while holding it

>>76567334
what happened to you anon. why are talking about shaquille o'neal's penis on a friday evening.

Everyone thinks they're smaller than they are, he's probably much larger than any of you
This board has been absolute cancer the past two years with these edgy pol retards invading
Everything is a conspiracy and you're the few who see the world for what it is, if only the world would listen to you but why would they listen to a bunch of losers who vent their frustrations on a weeb image board because they're absolutely irrelevant in real life
inb4 >sjw
Far from it, but you're just as bad as they are you bunch of jobless futureless worthless NEETs

>>76567374
maybe because it's thursday

it's okay to talk about shaq's dick on thursdays

>>76567374
>>76567662
>maybe because it's thursday

Blown the fuck out

>>76565052
literally illiterate

>>76566984
She's one foot six inches taller than Shaq