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will montreal ever learns edition
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Is he Cell key material?
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>>76565016

>trading away baby Markov for a pizza faced bust with attitude problems

#fireBergevin
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time for offseason /hoc/!
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>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>There is trade interest in Phaneuf. Final 4 yrs at $7-$6.5-$6.5-$6.5-$6.5. Quality shutdown guy, but Sens likely to take contract/$ back.

DEATH TO PYLON
DEATH TO DORION
DEATH TO CECI
DEATH TO THE SNES
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>trading your best prospect for a winger when your only good players are wingers

?
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>>76565098

Just wait until he trades Galchenyuk.
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mtl blue line

Weber (31)
Markov (38)
Petry (29)
Benn (30)
Emelin (30)
Beaulieu (24)*
Nesterov (24)
Davidson (25)
Lernout (21)
Juulsen (20)
Mete (19)

*most likely to be traded even though he just had a 28pts+4 season

Considering Lernout/Juulsen/Mete could very well be busts...yep we're fucked
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>>76565142
>Frog GMing
What did you expect?
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>>76565142

What's the point of caring anymore? I mean this team won't win a Cup in my lifetime. What difference does this make?
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Fuggggin Habs :(

Why did you have to into Drouin ?
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>>76565156

>mfw this isn't even bait
>it's literally gonna happen and there's nothing I can do about it
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>>76565185

I'm a Habs fan man. I'm also a giant Chucky fan. No bait here.

This Drouin trade isn't that bad IMO. Trading Galchenyuk because he got Therrien'd is the dumbest thing Berg can do. Again.
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>>76565157
but...but.. muh Price
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>''This is my dream come true. This is my childhood dream.''

Drouin for Weber when?
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>>76565162
>he was born after 1993
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>>76565217
>>76565185

Wasent Sergachev a great dman prospect that was considered hands off by Habsbros ?
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>>76565217

What do you mean it isn;t that bad. The Habs don't need another manlet on the wing. They need centers. Their D is already old as fuck and they just gave up a future Markov. It's a fucking retarded desperate trade. It's almost as if Bergevin thinks the window is still open and that it's time to shit or get off the pot. It's over, we're the new Laffs. Just patching things up to remain playoffs contenders
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Bergevin can fuck off but I really like this trade, hope the overrated meme that Galchenyuk is gets traded for a C/D now
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>>76565257

I was still in diapers during that cup run most likely

>>76565261

Yes. Bergevin was probably drunk when he made that trade
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I think Bergevin isn't going to sign Radulov.

He just got another winger that ''''''''''''''could''''''''''' fill in Rads shoes.

>>76565261
He is one of the best guy out of the 2016 draft so far
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>>76565270

Galchenyuk is a 30 goal scorer. Do you know how rare those are? If anything he's underrated. He just needs to grow up a bit and stop doing coke with Beaulieu
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>>76565265
I think he's desperate to convince Price to stay. But the good teams already have goalies so there's no point in forcing it.
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>>76565302

I REALLY hope you're wrong
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BASED STEVIE Y FUCKIN THE FRENCHIES OVER
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>>76565270
>Chucky
>Overrated

How? He just needs some guidance, really.

Doesn't seems like he has what it takes to be a 1C but he can be a very good winger.

>>76565312
I REALLY hope i am wrong too, we'll have to wait after the draft.. or if Vegas do a deal with him before that. I'm pretty sure they CAN talk with UFA before anyone else
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>>76565217
You think there's a chance he moves another winger instead?
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>>76565303

Whose the problem? Chucky or Beaulieu? Didn't Smith Pelly get the boot because he was partying too much? Split Galchenyuk and Beau.

Seems pretty fucking obvious who the Habs should trade if you have to trade one of them.
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>>76565356
I thought Chuky was Matthew Tkachuk's nickname?

>>76565356
No, I think Radulov is for sure leaving. I just don't see a reason for him to stay when he could go somewhere else, make more money, and maybe help develop some Russians.
I think if I was him I would go to the US and get a fat contract that I don't have to pay taxes on along with a team that is a contender.
Don't forget he just got divorced as well.
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>>76565402
Galchenyuk is Gally everywhere but Montreal because of Gallagher.
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dumb tripfag
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>>76565356

>I'm pretty sure they CAN talk with UFA before anyone else

Pretty sure he can't but he's been doing a lot a covert trades and agreements and shit apparently

>>76565398

It's definitely "Nate the Great". This kid's a fucking douche
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>>76565402

Eat shit, Radulov is staying
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>>76565391

I don't really know. I think it would be a horrible move, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Patches get traded. But that doesn't really solve anything unless you get a legit number one center.
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>prospect D traded for a winger with attitude problems
https://youtu.be/M-MXuP4Tnww?t=7s
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>>76565438
I think the only reason he hasn't signed yet is so the habs don't have to protect him in the draft
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>>76565402
Radulov is in love with Quebec, he played for the Quebec Remparts and Patrick Roy even won the Memorial Cup IIRC. He wanted to sign with Colorado cuz Roy wanted him but Sakic said no. So Radu was approached by a bunch of other teams before Bergevin offered him that ONE years contract when Radu wanted TWO.

I hope he stays but Bergevin doesn't seem to want that, I think he sees Radu has an 1 year rental and not as the second coming of Kovalev.

>>76565391
Well they have to protect Drouin now, so most likely Hudon leaves the team.

Fucking shame about that.

There's Patches that could leave but idk hes the team captain.
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>>76565461
how much value does patches really have? he's on a good contract and is good for 30+ goals a season, but he is soft as hell and is a HUGE playoff ghost

honestly such a shit choice for captain
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>>76565420

Yeah I always felt the same way. He does have trade value apparently. That's why I'm shocked he hasn't been traded yet.

I keep thinking if Habs do get Center that Beau would be in the package getting shipped out. But no idea who else.
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>>76565438
>implying he's going to stay with shitty taxes when he can go to US and make far more money
okay good luck with that.
Look forward to seeing him in Vegas.

>>76565486
I'm just saying that I think the Canadians won't be able to offer him what he wants in terms of salary.

>>76565508
I missed you
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>>76565461
I could see Patches going too but you're right, and now the habs need a D as well
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is jewla mokka or bulgefag the worst tripfag now?
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So who got fleeced , Tampon gay or Habs ?
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>>76565543
I been here longer than you and know 15 times more than you do about the game of hockey.
Also, I don't bandwagon some team and shitpost about their ability like 99% of trips do
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>>76565523
>I'm just saying that I think the Canadians won't be able to offer him what he wants in terms of salary.

That's what I thaugh at first but they have 22 millions to resign Galchenyuk, Drouin and Beaulieu
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>>76565573
Habs easily. Serg + Hedman is gonna be deadly
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>>76565498

In 38 playoff games he has 19 points. I don't think that's absolutely horrible.

>>76565540

Yeah I don't see how they get what they want without trading Chucky. Trading him is a step back no matter what they get in return. He's too young to give up on because of shitty coaching and a bum beau party animal.
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>>76565573
Habs

Sergachev floor is Raymond Bourque and his ceilling is Bobby Orr

We will know next season, goign to depends a lot if Serg is playing in the NHL or not

And if Drouin can produce wihout elite talent at every turn
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>>76565157
Markov is a UFA as well
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>>76565587
Price still has to be extended so if you sign Radoluv it probably can't be more than a year
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>>76565602
one of your top end players, a supposed captain and difference maker, going only 0.5 PPG is actually pretty terrible. let alone this last series where he was a complete non-factor
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>>76565573
well, Habs get a hometown talent they needed but have to help him develop into an elite player and straighten his attitude.
LGBTing get a fantastic defender with a shit ton of potential and size, plus they don't have to worry about cap.

>>76565587
unless galchenyuk is traded.
Honestly, I think Radulov is leaving but thats just my two cents.

>>76565617
>playing in the NHL or not
He just won the Memorial Cup, there is no way they'll put him in AHL.
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>>76565644

Yeah I guess so. I just don't know who is going to make up those 30-35 goals in the regular season if he gets traded.
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>he isn't putting a cheeky tenner on the bolts winning the stan lee
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Ready for the inevitable Galchenyuk for Stepan trade?
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Sweeney is the greatest GM in history compared to Bergevin
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>>76565157
Old man Weber will have even more pressure on him in the coming years. Not going to help sell that Subban trade.
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Habs just signed Hudon to a 2 year 1 way contract 650k. Sooooo.
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wait, what if the LGBTing make an offer sheet on him?
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>>76565438
He'll probably continue his back and forth relationship with the NHL and KHL. He'll be back for another go in the NHL in a few years.
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>>76565748
watch them trade him along with some pick to Canucks for Tanev
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Galchenyuk + 1st for Tavares coming up
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>>76565543
Nobody will ever surpass Kippers and the many variants of Kippers.
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>>76565664
Sergie can hammer the puck. Hedman will now have a cannon he can dish to on the PP.
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>>76565748
>flip Brassard for Zibanajed
>flip Stepan for Galchenyuk

Rangers GM would be an absolute God.
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>>76565826
what's the point when he'd just leave in a year since he doesn't like attention?
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>>76565841
>to lefty dmen on the top pp
Disgusting. And neither are very graceful. It would be almost as bad as Chara on the back end.
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Hey Habs. I heard you like manlet wingers. How about Eberle for Emelin?
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did Montreal just become the graveyard for young D?
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>>76565486
Habs just extended Hudon for two years on a one-way deal so I hope that means he's staying
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I have a feeling Drouin is gonna dump 5 on us at some point but whatever
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>>76565885
What was the point of the Drouin trade when he just traded Subban for bad attitude?

Bergevin is going all in this year and Price will get injured in the 12th game.
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>>76565890
>left shot right shot
>Babcuck hockey
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>>76565909
>wanting Emelin
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>>76565826
not french, no trade
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>>76565664
https://twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/875438875803570177
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>>76565909
>unironically wanting emelin

Jajajajajajaj
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>>76565909
Fuck Emelin. Pick a Defender under 25 with offensive upside and Bergevin is your bitch
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>>76565924
Nah mate Barginbin traded subban for that 1M cap space and l e a d e r s h i p
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>>76565942
>getting rid of a Psudo-russian for a Good ol Ontario boy
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>>76565959
I heard Drouin's agent is good in the room. Real team guy.
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okay wild bros
who are you totally comfortable letting go
cuz if coyle goes, I'm changing teams =(
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>>76565979
Don't you have a guy from Vegas that they'd probably want for marketing shit?
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>>76565955
so Beaulieu.
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has there been any leaked Vegas side deals yet?
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>>76565999
yeah but there are other good players that are on the chopping block
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>>76566009

Only rumour I've heard is they're planning to grab several goalies then sell most of them
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>>76566003
and draft picks. They are about to implode. Get those draft picks now because next year or after they are going to be high ones.
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>>76566009
the NHL asked teams not to leak them so if/when it happens it'll probably be like an hour before the actual announcement and not this soon
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Gonna ride my freedom scooter down to Publix, anyone want anything?
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Next up

Lehkonen+Galchenyuk for Lindholm+Jordan Staal+some D guy Flueyr or whoever
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>>76566039
I know but come on! This is the NHL. I guess I have been spending too much time as a Vancouver fan to expect some sort of ratting out to leak months prior.
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>the capitals are going to continue trying to win a cup with ovechkin

Fuck this team
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>>76566049
skill players for talentless grinders? thats a bergevin move right there
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Fearing the leafs wants to let go of JVR desu
They need better D though.. hearing JVR for Seabrooks rumoured.. Hmm


>>76565803
That'd be an okay trade for the Habs, won't happen
>>76565862
I'll be laughing if it happens desu
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>>76566049
>giving the hurricanes more finns
jesus christ they'll be unstable
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>>76565959
I feel like had the Bruins fired Julien at the end of last year and the Habs replaced Therrien with him before the season started the Subban trade never happens.
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>>76566009
leaked? they've signed a player already, man
Vadim Shipachyov
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>>76566070
>Seabrook
>better D

Is it that bad in Toronto?
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>>76566081
yeah and I heard they might be in on Kovie along with his other linemate that ripped up KHL. I mean more along the lines of "we give you this if you don't touch this" or "you take this and we can arrange to get you this"
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It's probably going to be Galchenyuk for Stepan
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>>76566119
lmao why
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>>76566100
no I get it; but that's at least an indication they're gonna make moves using some of their draft picks, for sure
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>Hornqvist - broken finger
>Bonino - broken tibia
>Hagelin - broken fibula
>Dumoulin - injured hand
>Murray - torn hamstring
>Schultz - fractured rib
>Cole - broken hand and broken ribs
>Bill - "banged up stuff"

As if you needed reminded that the Pens were the good guys all along.
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>>76566074
Don't even need Julien, Guy Boucher was coaching in Switzerland, eager to come back to the NHL, thrilled for an opportunity to coach the habs.

But nooo lets not get one of the best french speaking coach of the moment, reinvigorate the team and please e v e r y o n e.

I'll never forget Bargain for stealing the Rads-Subban offensive dynamo duo from us
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>>76566132
was bill skinny as fuck but just wearing a full-body cast? has all of the meme posting been a lie?
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>>76566100
fun fact Kovie refused the MVP award and gave it to Dadonov.
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>>76565934
>wanting two "big shot" dmen on your top pp
>not wanting a skilled playmaking dman with a big shot dman, or just one dman with an extra forward
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>>76566083
LOL
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>>76565939
>>76565951
>>76565955
I choose Emelin because nobody wants Eberle, so you have to take what you can get. I doubt he'd give up Beauliu for Ebershit unless Oilers gave up a good pick and somehow swallowed some salary.
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>St Louis Blues and Las Vegas Knights will be sending prospects to Chicago Wolves during 17-18 season
is that gonna be the most stacked team outside of the NHL
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>>76566083
Yes, yes it is
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Why in the sweet fuck are people saying Galchenyuk for Stepan? Am I getting bamboozled or was there a rumor?
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>>76566239
Several hokkei journalist reports that the recent trade indicates they'll trade Galchenyuk
Habs needs D, and they make questionable trades left and right
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>>76566070
>JVR for Seabrook

That'd be an odd move for the Hawks. Their defense isn't exactly ready to give up a top 4 guy, while they at least have some young forwards who could still become better next year.
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>>76566072
more like unbeatable
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>>76566239
Apparently at the TD (i think) they made somekind of offer Galchenyuk for Stephan, Bergevin said no to the initial offer but he came up with another very similar offer that still involved Chuk for Steph.

That deal obviously didn't go through but both sides still seem to be interested.
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>>76566132
Forgot
>Crosby - permenant brain damage
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WHOOOOO BUFFALO DID A THING. Waited all goddamn off season for this.
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>>76566239
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/875442500403687426

it seems it's more likely Galchenyuk for Brodin
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>>76566307
"we don't let this fookin slip" the team
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>>76566137
I would've preferred almost anyone over MT at that point but what I meant was Julien becoming available would've been too good to pass up for even Bergevin.

>>76566193
Emelin is the Russian Phaneuf, except he doesn't even have a meme slapper. Worthless pylon that sometimes makes big hits
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Why the fugg would the Blots trade Drouin? What were they thinking?
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>trading for a manlet just because he's a frog

de habs are really fucked
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>>76566199
Maybe, but it sucks for Vegas (assuming Chicago is more in favor of the Blues prospects ice time). They probably don't have their own farm team yet, so their prospects get kind of fucked over. Same shit happened to the Oilers for a long time.
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SOON
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>>76566324
They won that trade m8
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>>76566314
You'd have to be a functional retard to trade Galchenyuk for fucking Jonas Brodin
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>>76566324
he wasn't gonna resign and they wanted a young D
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>>76566324
that they don't want cancer player

it seems pretty easy to understand
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>>76566324
Figures they need more help at D then at offense
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>>76565644
>let alone this last series where he was a complete non-factor

Fuck off he had like 35 shots on goal. He just couldn't catch a break. I fucking hate when casuals rag on Pacioretty. He's an elite goal scorer
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>>76566323
>Worthless pylon that sometimes makes big hits
Fair enough. Eberle is worthless in his own ways and a 6mil contract to boot. I wasn't really serious about the trade to begin with, but I doubt Montreal would even accept it given the contract.
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>>76566337
tasteful as fuck but I just don't see Seattle supporting a team when the weather is shitty and they are getting crushed at home
and the inevitable native politics getting thrown in is no fun either
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>>76566343
don't doubt bergevin
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>>76566324
He's an die hard Quebecois asshole whose an RFA on a cash mediocre team that would lose a great player to the expansion draft and be unable to resign all their free agents
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>>76566324
They have enough youth up front. Now they have another potential top 2 dman, plus a possible 2nd rnd pick. All that for a young talented forward who demands too much for what he's proven.
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>>76565826

HFBoardsposting

>>76565942

Shitposting
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>>76566324
he's been a bitch for years and doesn't want to play for them

>>76566337
>Seattle Dallas Stars
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>>76566363
Maybe, but the shots he sent on Lundpads were weak asf, not like thoses he fired in regular season.

He clearly has a soft spot for his childhood team. The Rangers.
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>>76566337
Funny way to spell NEVER.
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>>76566337
>the Totems

is this a joke? The TPs for short?
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>>76566398

I didn't look at his scoring chances but I recall him hitting at least one or two posts. He's a streaky player but that was just bad luck I'm not worried
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>>76566297

What a fucking disaster.
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>>76566364
What the hell happened to Eberle? The guy looks like he's dead inside
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when is the draft commencing?
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>>76566411
They were an actual Seattle hockey team that played from the early 50's to mid 70's.

Seattle was awarded an expansion team in 1975, they were going to call them the Totems as well. But the deal fell apart within a few months due to the Seattle ownership group having no money.
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>>76566411
CBJ
ATM
now the TPs
there are probably more funny abbreviations out there
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>>76566447
>What is google
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WTF I was listening to a sports talk show on the radio and they're fucking stoked about the trade
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>>76566462
you don't know what google is?
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>>76566469
>le we got a frenchman shills
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>>76566471
You don't know what deodorant is
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>>76566454

>Red Wings jerseys in green with a shittier logo

Who thought this was a good idea
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Stop feeding grease yous
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>Bolts traded Drouin

What the fuck lmao
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>>76566486
here' the jersey they wore in the 50's
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"Canucks announce Erik Gudbranson signs one-year, $3.5 million extension"

Trade when? Benning won't give him more money and he's a UFA next year
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>>76566482

Yeah pretty much but they were talking about Sergachev having poor hockey IQ and shit. The guy's 18, give him a fucking break. Everybody knows d-men take more time to get gud. They also said it wasn't like the McDonagh trade since Drouin is actually good. But they seem to forget that Gomez was also good before coming here
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>>76566517

>rags jersey but worse

Not an improvement
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>>76566525
>The guy's 18, give him a fucking break. Everybody knows d-men take more time to get gud
t. Canucks fan whose been blasted by that nonsense ever since they drafted Juolevi
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>>76566550

He's right though. It's rare for a defenseman to just be a natural.

A lot of d-men have to learn by getting shit on and embarassed.
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>>76566517
I just realized
totes / yotes game threads will be pretty cool just for all the memes
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Fellow wongsfags, would you trade Mantha, Mrazek, and the 9th overall pick for a true #1 dman who is less than 25 years old if it could be done? But the catch is >we also are forced to play a Finnish goalie at least 20 games every year until Holland values skill more than age.
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>>76566581
literally the only valuable piece here is the pick
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>>76566581
homo ;D
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>>76566525
To be fair Gomez was 30 something when that trade happened and had an awful contract, Drouin is only 22 and doesn't even have a contract at this point
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>>76566440
Looks like he's trying, but can't seem to get around a mental block. Needs to change his game in a drastic way; stop trying to be the dangler/smooth operator and learn to grind.
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>>76566590
Mantha is going to be an exceptionally talented third line winger.
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>>76566581

Trading Mrazek is fucking retarded because if Howard is gone there is no goaltending with Howard out.

Pete is good, and plays well, for having one of the worst defenses in the league.
>>
More excited about the 2nd round pick desu
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>>76566581
Mantha is a poor man's Pulkkinen

ps. whens the draft
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>>76566525
He also almost 31 and his stats had significantly declined already
>>
drewANN
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>>76566638
Scherback for Mantha when?
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benis
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Galchenyuk is actually gonna get fucking traded. You have one super shit year in the last 10 and you get the chance to draft high. You get an excellent player. Then you fucking trade him because he loses faceoffs.

Fuck this team.
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Remember when Wild and Jykkets had that win streak going?
lol
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>>76566708
He's gonna get traded for a D man too lel
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>>76566623

Good point

>>76566654

Sure but it was a bad trade in hindsight but when it happened a lot of people were happy about it
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>>76566345
>they wanted a young D
just like yer mum
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>>76566708

If they do trade him they better get a good fucking player in return. Not another rookie with "good potential" or a draft pick
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>>76566728
>>76566764

He's being 'actively shopped' apparently.

Last year Subban. This year Galchenyuk.
>>
Is there any team with worse management currently than the Habs?

Maybe Hongcouver or Colorado?
>>
The things i'd give to get Sam Pollock back

It's just been constant but slow decaying into never-ending mediocrity.
>>
>>76566797
panthers(ei se carolina)
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>>76566815

Just to make things worse, the Laffs are getting better and better
>>
>>76566394
>Seattle Dallas Stars
Green is a nice color for jerseys. It's better than overused color schemes like red-white-blue or red/orange-white-black.
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>>76566713
>win like 10
>miss the playoffs
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Drouin's contract already done apparently
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>>76566970
6 year deal, dunno about the money yet
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>76566797
Benning actually is Ben Ying?
Linden is actually Lin Deng?

FUCK! THAT IS WHY THEY ARE BAD!! TOO MUCH DIM SUM AND NOT ENOUGH HOCKEY SMARTS!!!!
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>>76566970
Usually there's a conversation in place with pending FAs before they're traded. A team doesn't gamble that hard all the time.
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>>76566970
>>76567004

5.5M
>>
@PierreVLeBrun
Six years, $33 million for Drouin in Montreal

what in the fuck
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>>76566970
of course it is and Montreal is going to over pay and will make it for too long. It would be lulz if he held out again though.
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>>76567004
>$5.5 mil per season
fuck me that's actually a good deal
>>
>>76567032
drouin will be out of this league in 2 years
garbage deal
>>
This thread is moving so fast nobody will know that I bought a box of Wheat Thins and am afraid of opening them cuz I know I'll eat all of them =(
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6x6, 5.5M

Idk man

I want rads too
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>>76567046
if that is the AAV yeah I guess... But if he goes to shit after a season or two maybe not... cap is flat right now.
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>>76567068
Dunno, ask Vegas to take Plekanec, trade Hudon+2nd for it maybe?
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>>76567082
Isn't the cap going up by 1 mil or something next season?
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>>76567046
standard first liner RFA deal
>>
5.5M AAV confirmed. That gives Habs 17 Mil cap space to play with. Markov, Beaulieu, and Radulov to sign... I guess Flynn doesn't get a deal, eh?
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>>76567124
also Glachenyuk but he's probably gone now
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>5,5 per year
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

This fucks over Wild so fucking hard. Nino who scored 30 goals and Granlund who scored 70 points are not gonna settle for 5,5 per year

fuck you montreal
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>>76567133
This.
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thanks again edmonton
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>>76567131
and Dwight King LOL so cray cray
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>>76567133
>>76567149
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>>76567180
who's that, just some drunken fan?
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>>76567180
whats the deal with yinzers?
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>>76567133
fucks over the oilels for draisatl too
>>
>>76567032

Eh, it's an alright contract I guess
>>
>>76567180
>Glorifying drinking in front of thousands of children
They should at least try to hide the boozing
>>
>>76567190

FUCK Dwight King
>>
Ok we got Drouin
Can we get Duclair now? Oh and Huberdeau too
>>
>Justin Schultz has won two cups in two years
>no Canadian team has won the cup since 80% of the posters in this thread were born

Feelsgoodman
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>>76567233
lel dumoulin shotgunned a beer with a fan

https://twitter.com/iiscoke/status/875037192271384576
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>>76567267
You americans are weird (and gay)
>>
>>76567046
>good deal
Nah, that's a standard desperate team overpaying deal. Drouin doesn't deserve such a long contract yet. Should have got a bridge deal.
>>
>>76567113

Pretty sure the NHLPA is trying to decide if they want to use escalator still aren't they?
>>
>>76567180
>implying >we won't damage control the fuck out of this

He is a Crosby/Malkin/Kessel/Hagelin/Bonino/Letang/Cole/Fleury/Murray/Hornquist baby.
>>
>>76567218
They were already going to pay through the nose for him and McDavid. This doesn't really change much.

I was already expecting 6-7mil per for 6-7 years for Drai, and who the fuck knows for McDavid (11mil for 10?)
>>
Eric EngelsVerified account @EricEngels

Also, it appears Alex Galchenyuk is very, very likely to get traded. Strong possibilities for a defenceman to come back the other way.


LOVING

EVERY

LAUGH
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>$5.5mil/6 years for a literal who
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>>76567371
>JD
>literal who
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Has Bergevin ever made a trade he didnt get fleeced in?
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>>76567353
Frogs about to be BTFO
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>>76567408
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>Gudbranson re-signed by Canucks for $3.5M

lol LOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

>Gudbranson
>1 goal
>0.12 PPG

>Duncan Keith
>9 goals
>0.67 PPG

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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>>76565157
>unironically having 0 (zero) Swedish defencemen
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>>76566661
ohio please go
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>>76567415
but big hits
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>>76567405
Petry for a 2nd
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>>76567233
I thought it was a bit much too desu
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>>76567353
Galchenyuk+ for Klingberg

pls

dont think about it stars just do it
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>>76567417
how many do the 2 time defending stanley cup champions have
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>>76567425
>Jeff Petry
>worth anything over a 4th
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>>76567424
>MM-M-M-M-M-MMMMMMUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUHHHHHH MEEEEETS AND BOTATTOTOTOTOTOOOOOEEEESSSSS

MUH MUH MUH BEEEG HEEEETS

MUHHHHHHHH BIGGGG GGUUUUUYYYYSSS DEFENSEMEEEEEEEEEEEN

fuck this fucking BIG ASS RETARD

fuck DUMBASS CANUCKS REDDITOR FANS

fucking SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>
>>76567425
I also think mitchel for a 5th was good, Danault and a 2nd for Fleischman and Weise, and eller was traded for 2 2nds.
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>>76567260
>4/7 Canadian teams have been to the cup final in the past 13 years (57%)
>13/24 US teams have been to the cup final in the past 13 years (54%)

USA BFTO
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>>76567415
some lucky team is getting gudbranson @ 50% retained for a 1st next trade deadline
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>>76567440
as long as the swedish to finnish ratio is > 1.5 then you can win
also pens played finnish goaltending and there was no chance that pens wouldn't have won
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>>76567353
>mfw he tries to get subban back with wasted potential
>>
>>76567465
And then they'll win the cup.

It's like the LAFFS retained 90% of Kessel's salary so he can put up 80 points on the Penguins and be point per game int he playoffs and win the cup with the Pens while the Pens take a cap hit of $50,000.
>>
>>76567424
Don't give it (You)'s
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>>76567471
Reminder that Finland (Maatta) tried so hard to cause the downfall of The Penguins from within, but Swedish saviours (Hagelin, Hornquist) brought them back to the promised land
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>>76567500
this is a very accurate observation
>>
>>76567425
>2nd was used to get Talbot

Not even a bad deal for the Oilers. Chia strikes again!
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>>76567488
does that mean the leafs get partial credit for the pens cup wins? should they get their own float in the parade?
>>
>>76567539
Kessel brings the cup to toronto
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>>76567500
What I gather from this post is that with swedes, you succeed
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>>76567530
>Chia strikes again!
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Can someone explain to me why Reddit and HFboards Canucks fans thinks it's okay for the Canucks to be a $73M salary cap team and be 30th in the league?

Everyone at the bottom of the league are salary floor teams. Their rosters are no more than $54M, and some of the team have dead contracts on the team, which means some are paying as little as $40M a year.

But for some reason, retarded Canucks fans thinks players """deserves""" $3-5M for 5-10 points in 82 games.

How come I can score 0 points per season in the NHL but I don't get millions???
>>
>>76567550
Literally just Vegas bait.

Chias playing 7D chess
>>
>>76567547
Where did Kessel bring it the 1st time?
>>
>>76567549
excellent post
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>>76567561
>trading a 1st +2nd to get vegas bait

really makes you think
>>
>>76567549
With 1 Finn you win

With Multiple finns you have an influx of autism
>>
>>76567572
toronto
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>>76567547
does he to do it taunt them, to show them what will never be theirs?
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>>76567572
Toronto.....
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>>76567530
and ragaroos thought they were getting a first for him

but chia offset it with the shitty reinhart trade
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>>76567581
>>76567594
Was he rubbing it in the fans' faces?

"You'll never get this!"

>>76567591
This.

Billy must be taunting the fans
>>
>>76567455
The Danault trade was pretty good, Eller was basically traded for Shaw and lower draft picks which I wasn't a fan of, Mitchell is fine but Barganbin trades for so many 4th liners you'd hope a few of them are decent
>>
>>76567550
>>76567576
DELETE THESE


>but in all seriousness, he had a good showing in his couple playoff games, might turn into a decent dman yet
>>
>>76567576
>16th and 33rd pick in a dead draft

Dunno what there is to think about. Noone outside the top 5 in that draft will have a good career.
>>
>>76567415
it's only a one year deal dude. At least he didn't go LOL TERM like Benning normally does for idiots like this.
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>>76567609
he went to wisconsin hospitals and then had a party for his friends in toronto. he said he wants to do something quiet again this year

https://www.pensburgh.com/2016/7/18/12215998/phil-kessels-days-with-the-stanley-cup
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>>76567556

post butt
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>>76567556
>kippers doesn't know about truculence
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>>76567556
montreal should get brodin and hjalmarsson
>>
>>76567604
He fell for the big defender drafted high meme. But the Oilers also didn't need more twink forwards either. Just a shame he couldn't use that pick to trade for a solid 2nd-3rd line forward.
>>
>>76567648
Subban showed up to his party lol

Wonder if he will again this year, or if he'll be to busy celebrating Nashvilles loss lol
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>>76567463

>and STILL Canada cannot manage to win despite having a higher percentage of teams make the finals

Laughing SO HARD at Jacque from Montreal right now
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>>76567647
I'm ovary acting a bit, but I like how Benning has toned down on his dumb deals lately.

Good trades, alright signings, still have work to do on working his contracts a bit.

Would've liked to see Gudbranson taken to arbitration. No one with defense that bad and a career high of 10 points gets anywhere near the amount he's getting. His comparable are earning $1-1.5 mil.

Not like any UFA would come here, anyways.
>>
>>76567412
Take a (you) in exchange my Finnish friend
>>
>>76567665
should have drafted chabot really, his stock has been rising every year and he's no longer just an offensive meme
>>
>>76567415
>Gudbranson

who?
>>
>>76567664
Canada will win the Cup next year.
>>
>>76567701
He's an elite NHL player like Skille + Megna + Cramarossa.
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>>76567719
>Skille + Megna + Cramarossa
just need more time to evaluate them
>>
>>76565156
Watch as he trades him to fucking Nashville for aberg
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>>76567353

>defenceman
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>>76567732
I seem to have forgotten Chaput, Canucks MVP and Sedins linemate, the one who had 8 amazing points in 70 games.
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>>76565217
>Trading godly defenseman
>For Mr.Killed by hickey

Bravo
>>
>>76565748
Galchenyuk to Arizona for domi

This will happen
>>
Lads, seriously.

How do you go from this...
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>>76567829
... to this?
>>
>>76567691
Probably. I guess they were banking on Reinhart being ready sooner than any potential pick, and none of the picks seemed all that promising.
>>
>>76567829
..to this?
>>
>>76566132
I mean, preds also had tons of dead guys also. Still waiting to see what fucked up rinne
>>
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>>76567845
>>76567829

Shit tier genetics.

Purge the inferior genetic stock when?
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>>76567829
>not sure if Kane or Buff meme
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>>76566337
I'd want that, but metropolitans are better. Also, totems should be the minor league team
>>
>>76567845
Why does hockey have the most bald athletes? Is it just because of inferior white genetics?
>>
>>76567879
that and testosterone abuse
>>
Reminder that the Nashville Predditors have ZERO fans between the months of July through March
>>
>>76567828
Not french. Try Duclair
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>>76567550
>Mfw we traded him for barzal

Thank you very much
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>>76567845
Stress from too many rape cases.
>>
>>76567906
last year's sharks / preds series was fun
I followed them this season as a result
>>
>>76567879
>spend long hours with a helmet on your head
>head is usually sweating and hot while wearing said helmet
>most usually wear hats when not playing

That and the test.
>>
>>76567906
T.Salty ducks fan who didn't sell arena out
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>>76567935
i was about to make a very mean and angry post when i saw the colour scheme but then i saw the logo and [REDACTED]
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>>76567949
You might into something here...

but this >>76567942 is far more likely
>>
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>
>>76567935
Why do the Islanders materialize the penguins cheer as their mascot? Are they trying that hard to be the Pongs?

HONK

HONK

HONK
>>
>>76567969
did he lose 1 strand of hair for every rape he committed?
>>
>>76567995
My God.
>>
>>76567995
The car? I don't know. It's used just to get more money for the man who bought the Nets and wanted them to win a NBA title, but fucked them over. Barclays needs money, so the car goes up
>>
>>76567949

This myth has been debunked a long time ago. Male pattern baldness is cause by genetics, not hats
>>
>>76567984
Reminder that in the last calender year, Ohio Sports was blown out in literally every major american sport

>Browns go 1-15
>Cavs eternally btfos by Millenials
>Poo jackets and """""vezina""" goalie eternally btfo by Pongs
>Indians ended the Cubs 100+ year losing streak
>>
>>76568038
Why do you think Female tennis players have such horrid hairlines?

Constant stress on your scalp causes thinning.
>>
>>76568107
no it's their testosterone
>>
Montreal won that trade.

>Russian defensemen

Name two good ones currently playing.
>>
>>76567879
>Why does hockey have the most bald athletes

It doesn't.
>>
>>76568190
Markov, Zaitsev, Orlov
>>
>>76568219
>Markov, Zaitsev, Orlov

old,above average,bad.
>>
>>76567732
>>76567719
our youth > every other team in the NHL

NEXT YEAR IS OUR YEARS BOYS!!!!
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>a week until the NHL draft

we need more 1st rounders tee bee hee
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>>76568219
>zaitsev
>>
>>76568190
>Wanting a Frog manlet over a Russian karlsson
>>
>>76568190
>>76568229
Provorov,Kulikov

>old
not an argument
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>>76568250
>Kulikov
>good
>>
>>76568190
>not wanting the next Sergei Gonchar
>>
>>76568205
Kane, Getzlaf, Messier, Lafleur, Mats Sundin, Gainey, the list could go on...
>>
didn't everyone say the Canucks should have taken Sergachev and not Juolevi? GOD! WE COULD HAVE HAD THAT DROUIN!!!!
>>
the Habs are really funny imo
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where were u the day publix got btfo?
>>
>>76568190
>>76568219
>>76568229
>>76568241
>>76568249
>>76568250
>>76568288

Provorov-Sergechev
Zadorov-Trymakin
Orlov-Zaitsev

Russian defense is back
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I'm hearing some noises lads...

KARLSSON FOR SUBBAN WHEN
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>>76565979
Coyle and his disappearing act can get it together or fuck off
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hmmmm
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>>76568401
>more Tennesweden

neat
>>
>>76568392
based Tree-amkin

Sad he liked KHL more than Lin Deng Ben Ying and Hongcouver Can Cooks.
>>
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>>76568431
>Juolevi
>Top comparable is Tim Gleason

Holy Shit what a BUST
>>
>>76568038
My point was more about helmets + the heat and sweat. It doesn't help that they wear hats as well, with the hair usually pulled back, putting stress on the hair line. Genetics are a large part for sure, but acting like what you do to your hair day in and day out isn't a part of it is fucking delusional.
>>
>>76566326
this is the way things go in Montreal, we're really used to it at this point.
>>
>>76568497
most comparable is Alexandre Neron btw (98,89%)
>>
>>76568552
Who the fuck is neron?
>>
>>76566482
not really, the english media likes the trade in Montreal
>>
>>76568190

Markov and Emelin ;^)
>>
>>76568602
they seem to be saying it wins because he speaks French. Kind of like when the Canucks were all big on drafting Virtanen because he was from Abby and played in the DUB and we never draft players like that...
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>tfw its that time of year again when fans of other teams talk with optimism as if they have a chance of stopping the threepeat
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*gets the norris again*
>>
>>76568652
I just hope this isn't another Guillaume Latendresse situation where the guy is expected to be "muh saviour", "muh Guy Lafleur" by the frenchies and burns out after 2 years of intense pressure/media attention
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>>76568862
dumb frogposter
>>
>>76568401
Karlsson ain't going anywhere while Pierre Dorion and Guy Boucher are here. Also with Chabot coming into place Subabn is never going to come here. Ottawa doesn't need more defense, we need offense and a new goalie
>>
Price is going to leave the Habs once his contract is over and will sign with Ottawa
>>
>>76568896
and his contract ends up being David Clarkson-core
>>
tranpa gay just got fleeced so FUCKING hard
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>mfw the snes retrade phaneuf back to the laffs while retaining 50% of his contract
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>>76569094
>>
>>76569119
must be a tranpa queen
>>
>>76568592
Sounds like something from Keroro Gunso
>>
>>76569140
no I'm just not retarded
>>
>>76569163
you must be if you think sergachev is anywhere near drouin
>>
>>76569059
Man, I just want to be optimistic for my beloved Habs. Maybe Beaulieu + Galchenyuk can land a dank centerman? But the defence is still going to be fucked, getting way too old and thin in the ranks.
>>
>>76569182
TAVARES
>>
>>76569176
>ranking Drouin so high

Montreal may have got a talented forward, and Tampa may end up with a bust, but the fact still stands, Montreal needs dmen more than they need young manlet forwards. The trade is dumb and only stands to pump their Frenchie fans up.
>>
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>>76569211
>ywn experience the Subban-Tavares duo

why bother
>>
>>76569225
shoo shoo smelly jelly laffs nigger
>>
>>76569211
Islanders will never trade him.

>>76569182
I'm not even sure what quality centermen are available right now. There's those Stepan rumors, but he isn't really good, just another average top 6 center. Maybe Giroux is on the table? Would also fit the "lets get more french" Montreal thing.
>>
>>76569225
Habs need a center since they don't view Galchenyuk as one if they plan on winning now
>>
>>76569242
>laffs

nope. prairie nigger over here, the neutral kind.
>>
>>76569271
And Drouin isn't a center, or at least just as bad as Galchenyuk. It's like they want to downgrade from Chuck, and find some shit center
>>
>>76568524
it's not, how could wearing hats and not washing your hair have anything to do with how thick your hair grows?
>>
>>76566398
Or he is just ass
>>
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>>76568955
>Ottawa doesn't need more defense

Did you miss the part where any defenseman not named Karlsson or Methot on the Sens is absolute trash? Phaneuf almost killed the Sens with that stupid penalty late in the third in game 7, Ceci has done fuck all, I actually cheered when Boro got injured, and while I actually kinda enjoyed what I saw from Harpur and Claesson, these guys are career third pairing guys at best. Assuming Chabot pans out, >our D squad still leaves a lot to be desired, and I'm not even talking about the fact that Methot will be up for grabs come the expansion draft.
>>
>>76569303
>not washing your hair
huh?

Imagine a 20 or so odd years of continual stress and heat put on your head. Surely that has some effect in hair loss. Some are just genetically predisposed to baldness (Getzlaf, Sundin, Messier), but others aren't so extreme and genetics can't be the only thing to blame.
>>
>>76569284
so are you going to admit you're retarded when drouin puts up 70 points and sergachev gets turnstiled back to junior?
>>
>>76569373
Trade Ceci for Eberle when?
>>
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>>76569396
Maybe, will you do the same if he only ever does 50 max and becomes another problem manlet on a team known for over valuing manlets and frenchmen, while the Russian goes on to be a top 4 dman?

Also
>muh points
Doesn't matter if you can't keep the puck out of your net and your team can't beat actual good teams. Picking up tons of points against the shit teams means nothing.
>>
>>76569466
>Doesn't matter if you can't keep the puck out of your net
thats pretty hilarious that you'd mention that, considering that is an incredibly accurate way to describe sergachev
>>
>>76569373
Chabot is gonna be great desu. I can't see him fuck up.
>>
>>76569466

>he thinks Sergachev is a strong stay at home defensive defensemen
>he doesn't realize the Habs' biggest problem is scoring goals

You don't know shit about the Habs or Sergachev, stop posting anytime this is embrassing
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Does wearing hats really make people bald? Blacks don't wear helmets in the NBA.

>There are racial differences, however, in the incidence of male pattern baldness. The highest rates are found among Caucasians, followed by Afro-Caribbeans. Chinese and Japanese men have the lowest rates. For some unknown reason, this form of hair loss is does not occur among Native Americans.
>>
>>76569563
"but it doesnt matter if your team cant beat actual good teams"
he is clearly an expert, the habs need to get a player that enables them to beat actual good teams
>>
>>76569683

>Chinese and Japanese men have the lowest rates. For some unknown reason, this form of hair loss is does not occur among Native Americans.

These people also can't grow beards. This is almost kinda interesting
>>
>>76569211
We aren't trading him unless he isn't do that well. Tavares is an islander for life
>>
>>76569755
when they relocate they're gonna keep the name islander?
>>
>>76569773
Halifax
>>
>>76567849
>finnish
>goaltending
>>
>>76570014
Ah yes, he lost because he was Finnish
>>
>>76569838
>Halifax
>Island
pick one
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>yfw the habs sign joe thornton as their 1c
>>
>>76570086

Ten years too late but still an improvement over Danault. This is depressing
>>
>>76570086
>>76570150

>implying the penguins aren't going to take him along for the threepeat

Crosby
Malkin
Thornton

Down the middle
>>
>>76570240

I don't think Thornton wants to come to Montreal anyway
>>
>>76569380
I always figured it was a friction thing, like the backs of your knees having a kinda bald spot of leg hair, my thighs always rub on the insides of my jeans to and there's a spot with less hair there too
>>
>Chris Kunitz has the most cups among active players

Elite.
>>
>>76570443
>4 cups and a gold medal
>one season away from 100 playoff points
he'll either be the most decorated non-HOF or the least deserving HOF lel
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>mfw Klefbom and Larsson bully Puljujärvi so hard he busts
>>
>>76570507
There's a real possibility he signs a 1-year contract with the Pens and wins a 5th Cup
>>
>>76570507
mikael samuelsson is kinda like that too. super average player but somehow part of the triple gold club
>>
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>>76565016
>will montreal ever learns edition

they jinxed all of canada to never win the cup again so my guess is no
>>
>http://news.sportslogos.net/2017/06/15/another-round-of-nhl-jersey-teasers/

All improvements except maybe CBJ
>>
>>76571225
>1 cup
>60 playoff points
>100 less goals
>less than 1,000 regular season + playoff games
not really
>>
>>76571343
I know NFL is Nike, but those shits look like NFL jerseys.
>>
>>76571458

Yeah the fake holes on the shoulders look stupid. Less is more
>>
>>76571554
>Mfw I have the islanders third jersey
>It's comfy as fuck


Reebok jerseys are comfy though...
>>
>>76571651

The cut is great. Better than the classic CCM ones imo. It's the materials they use that suck. I miss embroidered shoulder patches
>>
>>76571735
I have one with the AL patch and the "Brooklyn inaugural season" with the Brooklyn bridge on it. It's textured
>>
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The following countries have more players in the first round of the draft than the united sharts of america
Canada
Sweden
Finland
Russia
Czech Republic
>MUH GOLDEN GERNERASHUN
>>
NEVER DRAFT
>americans
>frenchies
>finnish goaltending
>russian defencemen

RARELY DRAFT
>finnish defencemen and centres
>swedish forwards
>miscellaneous europeans
>russian goaltending

OCCASIONALLY DRAFT
>finnish wingers
>canadian and swedish goaltending
>russian forwards

COMMONLY DRAFT
>canadian forwards and defencemen
>swedish defencemen
>>
>>76571833
>NEVER DRAFT
>>americans
stopped reading. pens have had the highest amount of americans over the last 2 seasons
>>
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>>76571785

Good cause the printed ones eventually fade when you wash your jersey and it looks like shit
>>
>>76571841
who was voted the best player on that team?
>>
>>76571841
still led by a leaf and a russian doe
>>
>>76571845
This pic looks like a dead frog
>>
>Still here
Go Preds.
>>
>>76571841
>Americans
>both had to be literally carried by a Ruskie and Leaf
>carried by Leaf goaltending

America is a Leafbabby
>>
>>76571850
>>76571851
so don't draft americans even though the team with the most americans won twice in a row? looks like you're boring
>>76571867
>both
you think there were only 2?

go ahead and cry about whatever you want. my final argument is 1993. have a sad lonely angry night to yourselves
>>
>>76571878
>Only 1 gold medal
>it was considered a miracle
>>
lmao we were talking about the nhl why'd you change the topic?
>>
>>76571878
*team with the best canadian and russian won it twice
who won the conn smythe again?
>>
>>76571878
the team with the least amount of finns wons twice in a row actually.
>>
>>76571904
how is this an argument against drafting american players? you're very bad at this

the team with the most american players over the last 2 years has won the cup both times. it's a fact.
>>76571907
not in the league
>>
>>76571878
>American gets injured
>Team finally wins on the road

Americans are holding them back from being 16-0
>>
>>76571833

I posted something like this last year I can't remember what I had but should break it up into leagues and where in the draft picks are acceptable

How to win at the NHL Draft

Never Draft
>WHL forwards
>goaltenders of any kind in the first round
>defencemen labeled as the _INSERT_NATIONALITY_ Pronger
>finns
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>>76571915
The team won not because the americans, but because the best players weren't americans.
Do you remember the last time there was a team that was entirely made of americans? Also you didnt answer my question about the conn smythe... did you watch the scf?
>>
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Why are canadafags so mad right now?
>>
should i buy a reebok jersey while they try to clear them out or wait for a new adidas jersey?
>>
>>76571941
>Also you didnt answer my question about the conn smythe... did you watch the scf?
it had nothing to do with the point. the point was you said not to ever draft american players.

the simple fact is that the team with the most american players over the last 2 years has won the cup back to back. how hard is that to understand
>>
>>76571915
>team with most american player

Thats the >rags big guy
>>
>>76571960
Who won the conn smythe though? Why can't you answer that, didn't you watch the scf?
>>
>>76571968
please see >>76571833
>NEVER DRAFT
>>americans
stop trying to move the goalposts
>>76571963
>over the last 2 years
pens had the most last year and second most this year
>>
>>76571983
That team won due to canadians and russians. the only thing americans did was take up roster spots, you could fill the rest of the lineup with echl players and crosby, murray malkin would still drag that team to a cup
>>
Shouldn't canada be happy that we have embraced their sport and developed it into a league that is actually watchable. Cause i guarantee nobody wants to watch a series between toronto and montreal, or ottawa and calgary. Shit just the names of your cities sound stupid as fuck you should be thanking us for making your sport relevant.
>>
>>76571963
wew lad
>the most american team is the >rags
makes perfect sense
>>
>>76571983
Still wrong.

Unless youre counting literally every player who played a single game.

Last playoffs, rags had 10, Pongs had 8.
>>
>>76572007
ok canancuck
>who had the most goals in the playoffs
an american
>who had the most points in the playoffs
a russian
>who had the most wins in the playoffs
a finn

DAMMNNNNNNNNNN
>>76572027
>playoffs
how hard is it to understand "last 2 seasons"
>>
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>>76572027
his narrative imploded faster than the american national team at the wcoh
>>
>>76572037
>he actually cares about the regular season

Also Penguins have traded the most American players in the last 2 seasons too
Really makes me think.
>>
>>76572037
who won the conn smythe? (its the trophy awarded to the best player in the playoffs)
>>
>>76572049
>>76572051
ASS

FUCKING

BLASTED

stay 1993 :^)
>>
>>76572059
>no argument
gg kiddo
>>
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Can we just restart the team
>>
>>76572073
more successful than any canadian team
>>
>>76572059
>the cup spends most of the summer in canada

>HUEHUEHUEHUE 1993 HUEHUEHUEHUE

Youre literally paying Canadians millions of dollers to party with stan lee in Hamilton Ontario. Absolute cuck of a country.
>>
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>>76572059
>cheers for the guy that beat his own country
>>
>can't even get 1 team into the stanley cup final
>cry online about how mad you are

Jesus these canadians are reaching pathetic tier levels of posting
>>
>>76572081
Even kessel brings the cup to Toronto.

C U C K
U
C
K
>>
>>76572085

t. stinky smelly beaner
>>
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Conn smythe votes
Canadians
68
Russians
49
Amerifarts
16
What do you do when your narrative falls apart faster than the american national team at the wcoh?
>>
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>every canacuck roots against the pens because butthurt
>pens win back to back
>HEY THE CAPTAINS CANADIAN IT'S OUR WIN

thanks for the salt
>>
>>76572084
GOOD gif
>>
>>76572107
unironically this
>>
>>76572084
>needing an overtime to beat a meme tier choker like ryan miller

Round of applause for canada huge accomplishment you got there
>>
>>76572125
He got closer to gold than jonathan shit tho
>>
>>76572125
>1 (one) gold medal
>Considered a miracle

Someone explain this?
>>
>>76572125
bruh 1993 does fucked up things to their brains. they simultaneously hate crosby for raping them but also love him because they get to cheer for him for 2 weeks every 4 years
>>
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did you guys know that today, 2011 was the hongcouver riots.
it was happening right now.
>>
>>76572107
Damn canada status

[ ] NOT TOLD
[x] TOLD
>>
i wish the soviet union never went away, they were our only worthy foe
>>
Why do Americants get so bootyblasted when you bring up the fact their players arent that good?

All they care about is watching the game, not actually playing it.
>>
>Dreger: Sense is six or seven teams are in on Eberle


Who gets him lads?
>>
>>76572107
ive been a /lifelong/ fan since 2008 family. just like the rest of shitsburg.
>>
Why do leafs get so butthurt about everything?
>>
>>76572170
my guess is not the "or seven" team
>>
>>76572167
uhhhh have you seen the size of the average ameribetes? they'd be lucky to be able to stand in shoes let alone skates. Being fat and watching others do things they cant is what they do
>>
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>>76572131
But he'll never touch one of these

Just like anybody that plays for any canadian teams
>>
>>76572180
2007 desu
>>
>>76572186
1993 is a helluva drug
>>
>>76572192
>carried to Stan lee
>by canadians and a slav

Kek
>>
>>76572192
>there are zero canadian teams on the entire bottom ring right now
>>
>>76572167
>canadafags think they're actually playing the game

Cant get more delusional than this
>>
>>76572212
>t. Spic who doesnt know how to skate
>>
>>76572192
kessel lifted it twice in a row now and he played for the leafs doe.
>>
>>76572217
t. videogame playing nerd that thinks he's on the ice
>>
lol how can you even consider yourself white if you dont know how to skate.
>>
>janet jackson was the #1 song in the world the last time canada won a stanley cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpQ88a6zy8E
>>
>>76572204
>carried

This is what every butthurt canadian that wishes they had quick says. Forget about5 the best american player ever to captain his team to 2 cups or the slovenian suckmydickcausecanadiansareallcrybabyfaggots sniper
>>
>the first jurassic park came out 2 days after Canada won it's last stanley cup
>>
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>>76572217
Hahabhahahaja i have no argument left so I'll just call him a spic

Jesus christ canada i thought you were better than that.
>>
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>>76572145
What a glorious time
>>
>>76572262
>best american player ever
>2 season wonder
>not even hall worthy career
>muh intangibles
sad
>>
>>76572309
we talkin bout stanley cups here boy
>>
>>76572311
>11
Nice.
>>
>>76566728
>>76566708
its gonna be a one for one for stepan and the rags will rob the hasb AGAIN
>>
reminder even the fucking rags have won the cup more recently than canada
>>
>>76572283
>he tripfags for attention
>he can't handle the bants
>>
This thread got real summer real fast
>>
>>76572426
lurk moar
>>
>>76572453
Not if it's gonna be another shit flinging fest all summer just like the last 5 years
>>
>>76572472
>lying
>on the internet
>>
>>76572523
Guess you weren't here.
Obviously monkey leaf is back and we'll have a continuous cycle of
>1993
>1980
>cuck leader
>nigger leader
>>
so a the penguins going to pull a GSW and skip out on drumpf?
>>
New

>>76572567
>>76572567
>>76572567
>>
>>76572555
yeah you said summer. you're a stupid faggot that needs to stop posting
>guess you weren't here
>leaf
>cuck
just leave
>>
last post
>>
When the penguins go to the whitehouse

Who is the most likely to not go?

I don't think anyone will sit out like Tim Thomas

I'm a conservative and even I think Thomas acted like a nigger
>>
>>76572336
The land of silver medals weeps again.
>>
>>76572333
Triple 3s of truth.
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