U.S. Open Day 1

john ram

>>76560959
He is struggling early!

Hopefully he will turn it around.

Got $20 each on Rahm and Pieters. R8 my betting prowess

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Who else /sp/eith here?

Go tiger

>>76561012
can he actually /do/ it? or are the spanish media overrating him

jesus christ
>fooler
is fucking tearing up the course right now

>>76562259
he has the talent but has yet to learn how to control his emotions. it'll take time for him, but he is definitely a potentially elite major champion

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>>76561050

which euro will win this year?

RICKIE

>>76562632
DELET

It's Rickie's year lads

>Fooler

Playing well, hopefully he doesn't choke it away like the previous major

le cocaine man struggling early

Whatever happened to Snedecker? I felt like he was on the cusp of a breakthrough like 2 years ago

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>>76561292
Here.

>>76562810
Might be unironically true this time

>>76563008
He was always nothing but an above average tour player. You can make a great living that way, but guys like that don't always win majors.

JUSTin JUSTson

>no water hazards
>nowhere for jordan "splashy" spieth to splash down

he has no excuse for not winning this tourney

>>76563347
Well aside for the fact that this is the longest course I can remember and that doesn't really suite him. This plays well for rory and a couple of other guys who don't has an excuse to not win like le cocaine man

>Tiger will be back this year la

>>76563611
Back to rehab

>>76563649
What was his sentence? Or is the trial yet to take place?

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>sorry guys, my family needs me.

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>Wind flowing gently in the tall grass outside the fairways

>>76561292
CHECKING IN

>>76563772
That's okay Dill.

>>76563671
No trial yet. I doubt he gets anything worse than some fines and maybe the loss of his license.

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>there's no money in golf Francis

What do?

Why are there always tragedies happening at the USO?

Wasn't there a big fire nearby 2 years ago?

>7 under
What a meme course.

>>76564034
He will blow it and everyone is up there is old or a meme.

>Willet

ded Faden
Why do people hate the USO?

>snorey
>borey
>

>those 3 whales kayaking
Just cuz all our women in wisconsin are fat doesn't mean they need to show them
Thanks for putting us on blast fox

Dechambeau seems like a dick irl

>>76565279
It's pretty weird how they are all that fat there.

T.il

>>76565339
>State wide obsession with cheese and beer
>cold winters
We never stood a chance
I unoronically hate cheese and I probably drink like 4 times a year top

>the township of Jason Day

>>76565279
Fat women need to be gassed

>>76565406
Doesn't sound too bad. Maybe not use food and cheese in a 1:1 ratio? I've seen these threads on /ck/

somebody post a webm of stensons eagle

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Who is/was the most jacked golfer?
Bonus question: why in the flying fuck is joe buck announcing? I can feel my hair falling out from the sound of his voice

damn this fescue is fucking people up hard

also,
>rory
>"if you can't hit these 60 yard fairways you might as well pack up and go home"
>proceeds to hit it in the fescue all day

I wonder why they're all balding

>>76560950
I like Jason day but I saw him triple bogey earlier.

>>76569354
Roids?

>>76560950
Does anyone else want to see Tiger Woods to come back with a heel persona and BTFO everyone in an amazing comeback and win multiple majors?

>49 posts

The absolute state of golf

>>76569570
Needs more BBC, not even shitposting.

If it did there would be multiple threads a day.

>>76569529
I really want to see him get his 80th win.

>>76569611
>Tiger will never return with his own IRL personality instead of the manufactured shit he portrayed himself as for years for the sponsors.
>He will never win another major and take a huge snort of cocaine while accepting the trophy with multiple bimbos by his side.

How can we save golf?

>>76569667
more white people

>>76569529
>heel persona
Golf needs an nWo. HollyWoods Hogan heel turn on the 18th.

>>76569713
>>76569713
Need to get the same guys rigging the NBA to rig golf for Broken Tiger and watch the ratings soar.

>>76567239
>Bonus question: why in the flying fuck is joe buck announcing?
Worst surprise of the tournament. He's too boisterous for my golf tastes. Lacks all comfiness.

>>76569667
We need to build low cost housing for the poor on the good land that the arrogant elitist racist sport golf uses.

>>76569798
Why not just give free golf clubs to poor people and hopefully they use them to play golf.

>>76569747
What about Dustin Johnson? A few lines and hookers and he could be money. A solid title run with him going full bender could draw huge.

>>76569809
Sure those two guys are the outsiders, but who's the THIRD MAN?

>>76569840
Autistic Jordan spieth loser sidekick

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>>76569529
Yes. He needs to come out with his caddy exactly like this.

>>76569840
Rory with a Conor McGregor gimmick. No one would see it coming.

>>76569918
I'm glad especially after he chimped out over American fans

Would Tiger be Hulk Hogan because of his past success or is he Scott Hall because he's 24/7 drunk/high or passed out?

NEW GOLF ORDER

>>76569808
It takes low intelligence to hit a ball with a crooked stick.

>>76569962
He'd have to be Hulk because of his past success and his stature in the game. He's the only one who could really move the needle.

I would absolutely destroy Holly Sonders

>>76570067
She is very tranny-esque

>>76570105
Your point?

>>76570126
>I would absolutely destroy Holly Sonders
Your point?