/trans/ - Maja and Victor Edition

>If midfielder Marco Verratti wants to play for Barcelona next season, the 24-year-old will have to take an active role in forcing through his exit from Paris St-Germain, according to the French club. (Marca)

Striker Fernando Torres, 33, has rejected a big-money offer from Mexican side Queretaro to stay at Atletico Madrid for another season.(AS)

>Forward Gareth Bale, 27, is not looking for a move from Real Madrid despite Manchester United's interest in him. (Daily Mail)

Leicester are set to offer Hull defender Harry Maguire a £20.8m contract, which will earn the 24-year-old £80,000 a week over five years. (Sun)

>Hull manager Leonid Slutsky has held discussions with Chelsea owner and compatriot Roman Abramovich over taking some Blues players on loan next season. (Daily Express)

Liverpool and Chelsea both want 20-year-old Porto midfielder Ruben Neves. (A Bola, via Daily Star)

>Basaksehir vice-president Mustafa Saral has said Tottenham and Manchester United target Cengiz Under, 19, is the subject of interest from a number of clubs. (Turkish-football)

Turkish side Fenerbahce are reportedly planning a double bid for Leicester City forwards Jamie Vardy, 30, and Ahmed Musa, 24. (DHA, via The Sun)

>Everton will begin discussions in Italy regarding possible summer transfers, with one of their scouts naming AC Milan forward Carlos Bacca, 30, and Napoli striker Duvan Zapata, 26, as potential targets. (Radio CRC, via Daily Express)

Sunderland forward Fabio Borini, 26, is reportedly hoping for a move back to Italy this summer, despite interest from Celtic.(Newcastle Chronicle)

> The Hammers are also poised to make a £10m bid for Manchester United defender Chris Smalling, 27. (Daily Star)
let him go if he wants

> >Forward Gareth Bale, 27, is not looking for a move from Real Madrid despite Manchester United's interest in him. (Daily Mail)
don't want him too expensive

> >Basaksehir vice-president Mustafa Saral has said Tottenham and Manchester United target Cengiz Under, 19, is the subject of interest from a number of clubs. (Turkish-football)
never heard of him

old thread still up you cucking cuck

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what the..

shit thread desu

>>76558935
Newfag.

>>76558942
thx :^)

Reuters: Negotiations between gf and Anon FC have broken down; gf is said to be assessing options.

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>£80m for Morata

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>>76558913
>Manchester City will try to fund half of their summer transfer spree with a planned £130m clearout, led by goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and striker Kelechi Iheanacho, 20, for whom the Blues aim to get £25m each. (Manchester Evening News)
>£25m for Hart

>>76558955
way too much if you ask me

I'd rather put 20m to it and get Kane.

>PSG coach doesn't Aubameyang and told him to feck off according to Bild
rejecting a 27 year old guy that scored more than Lewandowski last season, fucking lmao

>>76558963
>BOTOX
>INTO THE FACE
>LET THE NEEDLE DO THE WORK

>>76558961
I agree. The fee is getting into territory they could go and sign a better striker for around the same price.

>Kane
>Aubameyang
>Mbappe

>>76558963
how is this not sodium poisoning?

>>76558967
Striker is not exactly PSG's main problem desu, Cavani scored like a madman this year, i would spend those money elsewhere.

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>Raiola will arrive at Casa Milan in the afternoon.
Is today finally the day or is it going to be postponed again?

Going to finally learn to drive lads. Filling out my application for a provisional licence today.

>>76558961
Manure has the dosh for both, and more.

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>>76559008
Nobody knows
Raiola to prison fucking when?

>Mino Raiola, the cheeky so and so, is insisting on inserting a £44m (€50m) clause into Gianluigi Donnarumma’s new contract. The 18-year-old was set to sign a £77,000-a-week deal at Milan but the infamous agent is not playing nice. The Mill isn’t one for telling Milan’s suits to do their job, but £44m sounds cheap for the next big thing, especially if Jordan Pickford costs £30m. The Sunderland goalkeeper is coughing for the Everton doctor, who has flown out to England’s Under-21 camp in Poland.

On the red side of Merseyside, Liverpool have finally found some coin and are throwing it at Piotr Zielinski. Twenty-five million quid, to be exact, although that is well short of the Napoli midfielder’s £61m release clause. Tottenham are also said to be interested in the Polish international, just in case Barcelona swoop for Christian Eriksen.

>Leicester City are set to offer Harry Maguire £80,000 a week in the hope it can convince him to leave Hull City, for a five-year contract worth more than £20m. That’s after paying a £17m transfer fee, too. Leicester were keen on West Brom’s Jonny Evans, and floated a £10m offer, but were apparently told to get lost.

We’re all set for another thrilling season in Scotland after Celtic had a £1.3m bid accepted for the only non-Celtic player to feature on the shortlist for PFA Scotland Player of the Year, Jonny Hayes. The Ireland international – who, fun fact, has 18 stitches in his arm after being bitten by a dog – helped Aberdeen to second place last season, scoring 11 times. Who knows, he might get a winners medal next year.

>Emmanuel Adebayor is back, baby. That’s according to the Mirror, who report that Swansea are keen on doing some kind of swap deal for Bafétimbi Gomis. Why Swansea wouldn’t want to keep the Frenchman, who scored 21 goals in 33 games for Marseille last season on loan, is another story, but Adebayor is apparently keen for one more round of the Premier League. The Togo striker is with Basaksehir, and helped the Turkish club finish second to claim a Champions League spot. Tidy.

Remarkably, we’re staying with Basaksehir, who have another jewel in their ranks by the name of Cengiz Under. The 19-year-old signed from Altinordu for £600,000 only last summer but has since gone on to make his debut for Turkey, scoring twice in three appearances, including on Sunday against Kosovo. Manchester United and Tottenham are keen but Lille appear to be in the driving seat for a player now thought to be worth £13m. “Several clubs have been scouting Cengiz,” said Basaksehir vice-president Mustafa Saral. “Lille have held direct talks with us, we have held talks with a few teams that have been mentioned. Our response has been the same, it is an honour to receive so much interest but we feel it is in his best interests to spend one more season here and then leave.”

>>76559017
Finally, all your friend were laughing at you.

>>76559026
>Liverpool have finally found some coin and are throwing it at Piotr Zielinski. Twenty-five million quid, to be exact
kek, Napoli will laugh in theyr faces.

Daily reminder that Man Utd paid HALF (1/2) what it will cost liverpool to buy Van Djik and they couldn't even lower the price by tapping up.

>>76559026
>Piotr Zielinski

Is he good?

>>76559050
Liverpool just love buying Soton players

>>76559055
yes, and he's young too

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There's going to be a lot of dead people still up that London tower building. The fire covered the block in 20 minutes. If you were in the top 3 floors you wouldn't stand a chance.

>>76559139
any news on how the fire started?

>>76559139
>living up on a high level
>not having an emergency glider to escape in case of fire
their own fault desu

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>No anime in the early 10 replies
Bad thread desu.

>>76559139
heh

>>76559025
Can you translate it or tell me what's the context of that comic please Italiabro?

she is so ugly urg

>>76559148
Some people have heard second-hand from a guy that his fridge started the fire. But none of the media outlets have found that guy or verified the story. I kind of wonder if some haji's bomb-making materials have blown up on him. Then the new cladding fitted last year spread the fire in minutes.

>>76559193
>I kind of wonder if some haji's bomb-making materials have blown up on him
I was wondering if the fire was on purpose considering how quickly it spread

>>76559025
Who is the guy near Ciccio? I don't remember him.

>>76559139
Good

Puel sacked after finishing 8th and narrowly missing out on a trophy

>>76559238
Soton to be relegated next season?

>>76558913
>Manchester City will try to fund half of their summer transfer spree with a planned £130m clearout, led by goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and striker Kelechi Iheanacho, 20, for whom the Blues aim to get £25m each.
>£25m each
£25m combined maybe

>>76558917
>>Forward Gareth Bale, 27, is not looking for a move from Real Madrid despite Manchester United's interest in him.
did they think he would be like "yeah fuck RM i'll be right there"

>>76559254
Iheanacho is easily worth over £20m in today's market. He'll score 15 league goals easy for whoever he plays for. Hart is fucking terrible though.

Been thinking about this a lot recently - who is the fattest starting XI player in the top European leagues?

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>>76559272

>>76559272
i hope dutchanon still has that webm of higgy falling over

>balotelli will stay at nice
Did he stop being an idiot? it would be very good for our nt if we could count on him and we didn't have to call Eder

>>76559272
Aubameyang.

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the gf just sent me this lads

>>76559156
These are poor people houses anon, I don't think they get a choice

>>76559171
-what a final! we are going to pentlies
-it's always very useful to rewatch old games
-they are not all the same tho
-some of them are so exciting that they close your stomach
-you tell me
-(great save by paperumma)
-luckily i have a great way to compensate
(the game he's watching is the supercoppa against Juve)
>>76559233
Donnarumma

>>76559311
me on the left

>>76556037
Nah lad. Thanks any way.

>>76559316
>Donnarumma
He gets his own 4 panel story or was that an once in a while thing?
I never realized how popular he was until today, I always thought it was limited to the football world.

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>>76559339
it was a once in a while thing, he was on the cover too

>>76559356
How did he even get so popular, he's not good looking, he's not markeatable as Balotelli, it was all Raiola?

>>76559214
Sounds more like something to do with the cladding on the outside, apparently been connected to high rise fires in a few other countries

For me, the '>what the..' poster should evolve

>>76559374
>it was all Raiola?
not all but a good part of it. You have to consider that a keeper strting for Milan and the NT at 16 is bound to become famous.

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>>76559281
I gotchu senpai

*slips*

>>76559425
For me, we shouldn't be encouraging gimmickposters. But what can I expect from the gimmickiest of them all? Kyoursself

London tower death toll now at 17. Some saying it could reach 200.

>>76559315
>not building an emergency escape glider out of scrap wood and duct tape
at least if it doesnt work you get to be in a sweet youtube video

>>76559460
the "what the" gimmick isn't nearly as bad as the likes of the flip customer, slav ABU/customer, norwegian chelsea fan etc

>>76559460
tappy K will likely fuel this transfer window's liverpoo memes, so id leave him be

>>76559438
jej ty

>>76559460
>it's an every Dutch flag is a carveposter/cityfan episode
Tired of this series tbqhwyf

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>>76559438
>Crotone Demolisher

>>76559494
more like crouton demolisher

>>76559461
It's a council flat, mate. Have a guess who was in it. Protip. Their skin wasn't white. Not saying it's good, but these are subsidised housing estate flats. Wanna know a fun fact? Subsidised housing estate specifications have to be built HIGHER than private ones. So this screeching of "THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IN A TOWER MANSION!" is false. They can't even do basic research. They have to have security doors, double if not triple glazing, better lifts and wide stairs in some cases. All the rooms and corridors have protected light fixtures and shit like that. But no, it's a blame game.

>>76559506
They changed the regs after it was built you big dipper

>>76559477
I guess but it's more forced than fuck loads of gimmicks. Any of the "I pretend to be the club I hate so more people hate it" gimmicks are shit. Any of the "completely unexplainable ABX" hatred of a club is just as bad.

>>76559484
At least that's naturally grown out of the scum that is Liverpool.

>>76559487
Bollocks there is.

Check one two
Good day, you're locked into the /trans/ thread
Constant funposting and fresh memes guaranteed

>>76559041
Bullies not aloud

>>76558939
...huh wow :^)

anime premier league when

>>76559525
Literally not true. City councils have built council flats (now housing estates) to a much higher standard to deal with the scum living there. These are decade old stuff, mate. The insulation shit was a change in reg, yes, but the higher build standard has been around for literally decades because people screech they can't buy their heroin in the dark or whatever. I shit you not, mate.

>>76559535
>aloud
Allowed.

>>76559017
Good on you lad. I've had mine since 2009 and I've never driven once. I went out with me mum last Sunday and did gear and all that stuff. Gonna learn to drive in a car park, then do some road driving and then finally some lessons (£40 a lesson, mate, insanity).

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>>76559502
kek

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>>76558972
>What is financial fairplay?

>>76559326
me on the right

bangers and mash tonight luv?

Single for all English semifinals in CL.

>>76559623
delet

>>76559632
WE'LL DELETE YOUR TEAMS FROM HISTORY. IT IS OUR FUCKING YEAR!

Will >Mouyes win the league?

>>76559669
Tbh I can't see him taking anything other than 3rd or 4th next season.

>escape glider out of scrap wood and duct tape
>still die but end up a joke on youtube at the same time

birdman

>>76559642
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38962480

>>76559583
>(£40 a lesson, mate, insanity).

Get them for about £25 here.

>>76559669
ROFLMAO

Piotr Zielinski
>28mln
Peter Zielisnky
>52mln
Petir Zieli-Bongonignog
>98mln

i hate today's transfer market

>>76559642
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME

>Huddersfield have smashed their club record transfer record to agree a £10million fee with Manchester City for Aaron Mooy.
Bullying the new kid's lunch money, that's low Pep.

>Theo Walcott has returned to training early in a bid to fight for his Arsenal future.
Already threatened for inevitable Mbappe arrival i see.

>>76559795
10 mil for the player of the year, also included in the championship TOTY.
10 million for a player of his calibre is a very good price in todays market

>>76559795
Mooy is actually worth that if you watch him play.

ian nacho
nolito-nasri-navas
delph-mooy
clichy-mangala-sagna-zabaleta
hart

where would this team finish?

>>76559898
Bottom half with that tragic back 5

I love trans lads

>>76559894
But he's bald.

>>76559894
If you don't watch him he's not worth it?

>>76559898
Relegated half the players there were purchased so they comply with Home grown rules

How I think transfers talks go:

Club guy 1: So what should we ask for this player
Club guy 2: What we think he's worth?
Club guy 1: It's United
Club guy 2: Oh double what we think he's worth

United: Okay that's fine we'll add 10m on top of it and won't negotiate the price or anything. Thanks.

>>76559764
How do I become this flexible?

>>76559954
Yes, meanwhile other clubs have done 0 business worth talking about.
>Virgil Van Djik 60 million and they didn't even want to take the money would rather have an apology.
>LOL UNITED SPENDING CRAZY MONEY!
>Aaron Mooy 10 million pound man

>>76559894
didn't rate him at wanderers or for the national team
shows what i know i suppose

>>76559940
apparently not
>>76559940

>>76559992
Milan seems to be doing transfers.

>>76560066
buying rubbish for a rubbish league

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Name a better free kick duo on the same team

100M for Lukaku when you already have Michy is the dumbest move of all time

>Chelsea wins the league
>Lockeroom immediatly blows up
>again
what the fuck is theyr problem?

>>76559954
Seeing it from United's pov, them paying what other clubs want without negotiating means signing the player faster and without having to deal with other clubs. They have a lot of money and can afford to spend, so it's a good strategy.

They should buy good players, but that's another matter.

>>76560070
Ronaldo and Bale

>>76559695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt0JzRXrxB8

>>76559795
City are gonna do what they did with Mooy a lot more

That's an insane ROI

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>>76560070
hi

>>76560086
BUT THINK OF ALL THE MILLIONS LIKE IT'S YOUR MONEY!

>>76560089
4 is my favourite

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>the last world cup was 10 years ago

>>76560096
they tried it with Luke Brattan first but he was obviously too shit

>>76560089
Wouldn't be surprised if that second keeper was being paid off

>>76560066
Yes Ivan Perisic is a world class player that will be joining ManU soon for cheap. Don't act like Woodward is a transfer genius

>>76559156
See, now I'd use climbing gear but the floor I was on couldn't be higher than 60m and as long as the rope didn't get burnt on my way down.

>>76560139
for
>>76560068

>>76560133
Was Brattan before or after the rule change banning them from just loaning them straight back to oz

>>76560130
I still haven't seen Italy go through the world cup group stage in my lifetime.

>People literally care this much about rich people spending their money

>>76560139
>world class player
All he has to do is run fast on the left wing and not be shit at crossing. Utd already have 123138823888385835 playmakers in the middle.

>People complain about high transfer when you an buy £100k bottles of water
Brain transplant to /shitpee/ when

>>76560160
Basically the male version of old women gossiping about rich people marriages and shit.

>>76560157
How? How old are you?

>>76560160
Tragic, isn't it

>>76560155
that was a rule?

>WAAHHHHHH TO MANY GREAT PLAYERS ARE COMING TO THE EPL
Christ you fucking dummies

>>76560162
That will be £60m

>>76560189
You mean the price Liverpool were about to pay Southampton for Virgil Van Djik?

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>>76560157
>the last time the England national team scored a goal was 1986

>>76560195
Small club prices for small clubs?

>>76559954
Transfer money is literally piss in the wind to clubs like Utd and Real

>>76560173
>get regular water
>make it only 9 times
>put diamonds in the bottle cap
>it's now $100k

You're an idiot. $100k =! £100k, retard.

>>76560184
Samefag, have a (You).

>>76560157
Are you a ten years old?

D.Costa to Jewve is a done deal?
Also, apartment buildings in captchas aren't burned down. Very unrealistic.

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>>76560180
>>76560205
>>76560217
Three of my easiest (you)s.

>>76560214
Typical idiot

>>76560207
>small club prices
What are those? Everybody knows EPL clubs have money especially each other. They're literally in a local jewing match. Every single transfer this season is almost certainly going to be from an overseas club.
Watch 30-40 million pound fees for unproven players who've done well in french/portuguese/dutch leagues. No Italians because they don't want to move away from their mama's house.

>>76560183
Pretty sure it is now. Cause Man City also did a similar thing with Caceres where they bought him from CC to get him out of the contract there and on loan to Melb City.

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>>76560234

>>76560235
Just saying £60m for run and cross man might not be the best transfer you could do.

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>tfw still no Zionist gf

52 days until the Community Shield

>>76560089
>the mighty Genoa and Crotone

>>76560257
There aren't exactly many run fast men on the left in football.... Especially none that have been proven at international level.
>In before gareth bale for 200 million

>>76560259
That is so gay

>>76560257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9-NT5tHV0

A run fast man with a lethal left foot isn't exactly common anymore these days.

>>76560284
>>76560266
Samefag

>>76560288
No, shit sherlock.

City have buyback and sellon clauses with Mooy

I think we're now at the point where big clubs are never gonna truly sell anyone after Chelsea fucked up so hard with their kids

i want to go on a match date with itali/a/non

>>76560296
that just seems autistic
he'll be 27 by the start of the season

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>Arsenal plot second bid to sign Kylian Mbappe with Olivier Giroud as makeweight

>>76560296
>buyback
That's only useful for youngsters with potential, not 27yo baldie.

>>76560296
They're probably going to buy him back when he's like 30 to play for Melbourne City again.

>>76560310
>Buying a shit Falcao when you already have Falcao

Kek

>>76560320
Why does /spee/ hate Jiroo? He might bee somewhat inconsistent, but he really is clutch

>>76559559
With all the shithole estates in londoninstan you'll need proof contrary to what's out there to convince anyone m8

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>>76560259
when this happens you should know she is there just for the money

>>76560329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNpHOr4NnPw
I think Monaco already know all about giroo

Where will Aubameyang go? What club could actully use him?

>>76560310
>won't sell Sanchez
>but need to sell him to afford Mbappe

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>>76560214
>$100k =! £100k
wow so smart, nice, math and science, and coding nice
very nice much nice

haha

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Now you remember Dybala Koala memes

http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/barca/exclusive-masias-best-defender-eric-garcia-set-for-manchester-city-6107011

>be a young player
>be a centre back
>sign for a team that doesn't play their own kids and buys a new centre back for 80m every year
hmmm

>>76560369
but pep's influence is what made Bojan the stoke player he is.

>>76560384
yeah but dude chequemanagaerlmao

>>76560393
Pep is not a chequemanager, he's a
>inherit world class team and come up with meme tictacs that make them worse then quit before he's found out manager

>>76560357
Seething.

>>76560393
>if I add lmao at the end of an objective statement, it defeats the objective and factual evidence that he's a chequebook manager

Wew.

>>76560393
clearly wasn't praise

>>76558963
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>>76560369
He's 16, anything can be happen in the next 4 years.

>>76560347
The only bad miss is the last one, every other was never an easy opportunity.
Plus the retard who made this shitty video couldn't even make the audio match the duration of the picture.
Oh and yeah he scored in the reversed fixture.

https://youtu.be/tgS1RFk1cU8
>hull

>>76560427
You can stop now Giroo's mum.

>>76560436
Now that Ibrahimovic is dead, Giroud is literally the best target man in the world.

>>76560427
You must also remember that is is against monaco at home.

>>76560449
>Best Target Man in the world
Even Lukaku is better

>>76560369
to be fair the whole overhaul of the campus and coaching was only 3 years ago

The kids young enough to have been part of the new system are still only 17

>>76560449
Huntelaar is better than Giroud desu

>Man U have no interest in Fabinho
sounds like they've been snubbed

>>76560465
They like signing players under 17 because of home grown restrictions.
They'll never get to play though.
>you now remember scott sinclair

Raiola will be at Milanello to discuss Donnarumma's renewal at 16

>>76560455
Lukaku is literally the worst header in the eplel.
Pathetic for a 100mil rated 191cm black """""target man"""""

>>76560483
And he's still better than Giroo.

>>76560449
Klose is spinning in his grave.

Not black person to Chelsea when?

>>76560483
He's closing in on the all-time record headed goals and only recently turned 24.

>it's season ticket renewal season
>"we're trying to sign Mbappe :^)"
>Arse fans are AGAIN gonna fall for the big transfer lie

Here's how it'll go. (1) Tickets get renewed. (2) "Oops looks like Mbappe doesn't want to come here LMAO." (3) "We tried for Lacazette but he cost too much." (4) Deadline day loan swoop for Michy Batshuayi.

you now remember Loic Remy

>>76560490
You can stop trying to rustle my jimmies now, matey

>>76560511
Giroo's shit m8, they're trying to throw him out of the club for young unproven black man XVIIIIIII

>>76560504
lmao what record

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-40283286

>Muh Heart
>Muh magic of the cup
>Muh only sport where this can happen
>Muh amateurs beating professionals

>An Argentine football player has caused outrage after admitting that he used a needle to hurt his rivals during a cup match on Sunday.

>Federico Allende, a defender for lower-division club Sport Pacifico, bragged in a radio interview about using the needle several times against strikers from top-division club Estudiantes.

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>Matic

Fuck off Mou.

>>76558917
>Leicester are set to offer Hull defender Harry Maguire a £20.8m contract, which will earn the 24-year-old £80,000 a week over five years
Jesus Christ that much for big Harry? what are they thinking

>>76560528
Holy fucking shit I just realized that that's veron in that picture.
He's literally still playing football.

>>76560538
Can you get it into your thick skull that every single EPL club has money up the cunt thanks to the new TV deal?

so is conte going to quit in a huff again

>>76560555
Yeah but aren't man u selling Smalling for like 15 mil, hes not great, but hes better and more proven than big Hazza

>>76560526
The one held by Crouch for most headed goals in the eplel. Lukaku will most likely break it if he stays in the eplel. He'll overtake Shearer soon, No.2, but yea danon thinks Lukaku is literally the worst header in the eplel. Danon is an eejit and has no clue, bébé.

>>76560550
He's player/chairman

Based as fuck

>>76560569
>selling Smalling for like 15 mil,
Just rumours so far. No bids have ben made

>>76560571
>Closing in
lmao TwoMeter-Peter literally has more than twice the amount of headed goals.
Even Big Andy has more headed goals than that black mong

>>76559238
And one of their main targets is a manager who finished 3rd, won a trophy and still ended up getting sacked.

>>76558917
>Striker Fernando Torres, 33, has rejected a big-money offer from Mexican side Queretaro

thank god

>>76558917
>Turkish side Fenerbahce are reportedly planning a double bid for Leicester City forwards Jamie Vardy, 30, and Ahmed Musa, 24

No way Vardy leaves. Musa can go

>>76558939
hahaha, Liverpool are fuc$%ng pathetic

>>76558917
>Everton will begin discussions in Italy regarding possible summer transfers, with one of their scouts naming AC Milan forward Carlos Bacca, 30, and Napoli striker Duvan Zapata, 26, as potential targets. (Radio CRC, via Daily Express)

I hope this won't be their first choice striker after they sell Lukaku...

Any updates on the Bojan to Celtic rumours?

>my tapperpool shitpost is getting people upset
Im sorry, lads. If you want to me stop though; tough.

>>76558917
>mAGUIRE
>£20.8M CONTRACO

What the fuck m8s

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I'm still in need of a source lads

>>76560771
Only that he'd prefer going to Italy.

>>76560790
wtf is wrong with the back fo her nee

While the hot favourite for the signature of the Australia star is Huddersfield Town - whom he excelled for on loan last season - Mooy's agent has refuted reports from the BBC in Britain that a deal has been struck with the Yorkshire club.

"As things stand I can say that Aaron has, as yet, not signed a contract for anybody and that includes Huddersfield," said Sydney-based Paddy Dominguez.

"That doesn't mean he won't but it has happened to this point, and it's not accurate to say a deal is agreed with the player and Huddersfield."

The report states that City have accepted an offer of £8 million ($13.45M), plus £2 million ($3.36M) worth of adds on, claiming he will earn £35,000 ($58,840) a week.

Along with Huddersfield, the likes of newly promoted Brighton - where he would have Socceroos goalkeeper Mat Ryan and potentially also James Troisi as a teammates - Stoke City, Everton and Newcastle United are all in the mix, and it's down to Mooy to pick the one which best suits his career expectations..

>>76560808
It's the third hole. Well, 4th.

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Leeds United have appointed former Apoel Nicosia manager Thomas Christiansen as their new head coach.

The former Spain international, 44, has signed a deal to replace Garry Monk, who left Elland Road in May.

Christiansen led Apoel to the Cypriot First Division title and the Europa League last 16 in 2016-17, which was his sole season in charge.

The former Barcelona striker is Leeds' sixth boss since Brian McDermott left in May 2014.

His only other managerial experience is with AEK Larnaca, also in Cyprus' top tier, who he led from 2014 to 2016.

Leeds managing director Angus Kinnear said: "Thomas was someone who had been on our radar from the very early stages of the process and quickly established himself as the outstanding candidate.

"We are confident we have found a man with who can work with us to take the club to the next level."

Monk failed to agree terms on a new deal with new owner Andrea Radrizzani and was appointed Middlesbrough boss earlier this month.

Denmark-born Christiansen, who qualified to represent Spain through his mother, played in Spain, Greece, Denmark and Germany during his career and finished as joint top scorer in the Bundesliga while playing for Bochum in 2002-03.

>>76560790
just go to a beach for fucks sake

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>>76558963
>Perfect burger
>Too big to take a bite of all the layers

>>76560790
>>>/r/

Post new stuff or I'll just assume you're spamming for attention and i'll just report it.

https://youtu.be/Zr3Rrzrv8vU

>>76560329
>but he really is clutch
Not at club level.

>>76560859
Heston may be a good cook but he is a mong and no amount of flash freezing or sous vide can make it any different

>>76560505
Arsenal have the biggest season ticket waiting list in football.

>>76560852
oh a report!!!!

>Everton have made an official offer of €18m [£15.8m] for Milan’s M’Baye Niang, according to reports in Italy.

decent winger

>>76559885
>you will never be an attractive women

Kinda jealous. Don't need to do shit except not eating too much if you're an attractive female. Must be a nice life

>>76560880
what does mong mean

>>76560859
this the one where whips out his every day carboniser?

>>76560902
Not yet, but I shall be forced to take action. We've seen that shit dozens of times and anybody who cares has saved it.

>>76560903
For that price it's a steal desu.

>>76560911
Mongoloid. So, idiot.

>>76560918
Everton know all about stealing desu famalam whoa Black Betty famalam, whoa Black Betty famalam.

>>76559885
is she not creeped out that most of her fanbase formed when she had barely hit puberty

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>>76560911
>pic related

>>76560929
I have no idea who it is.

>>76560939
lia marie johnson who gained fame by being on those kids react videos

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>this kills the Fabinho-fags

>>76560210
>and Real
not really la

>>76560949
snubchester

>>76560904
Depends. People treat you as a little kid. I would hate that

>>76560947
Oh. I never watched those. Only thing I can remember is that girl pulling a disgusted face at something.

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>>76560949

Dortmund supporters in recent years have grown accustomed to a mass exodus of players, but one name that has stuck around over the years is Greek international and fan favorite Sokratis Papastathopoulos. However, this summer could potentially be different. The papers of England are reporting multiple top Premier League sides are interested in the strong man of the back line.
http://bvbbuzz.com/2017/06/13/sokratis-premier-league-interested/

Who is going to buy Ian Nacho?

>>76560949
when this happens inters transfers will explode

>>76560949

More like SNUBBED

>>76560561
What happened now, did another player come out to complain?

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>The Irish Spaniard journo saying Real want £78m for Morata
this is worse than a SNUB in all honesty

>>76560977
West Ham apparently. Good signing for them.

>>76560949
>Fabinho
The source of this rumour is all the fags on RC that wanked themselves silly over him.

>>76560808
It's not in my mouth

>>76560949
Snubinho

>>76558994
Americans have a different physiology from me and you. I know Ramsay is from Scotland but the video is clearly for Americans. I really wish I didn't have to explain it because it ruins the post but I have to.
Like the second explanation. And this one. Well you get how it goes.

>>76561002
W-w-w-w-what?

>>76560991
>morata costing the same as luis suarez
you already know manure will pay those 90m, it's only a matter of time

>>76560989
just gazzetta saying he's unhappy with chelsea's transfer activity

>>76561023
>gazzetta
Never trust anything you read in a newspaper from Italy.

Wish we would buy chicarito back for another striker option desu probs wouldn't even cost that much

>>76561018
barka should have paid more but suarez wouldn't go anywhere else whereas halal can play clubs off each other for morata

if Verratti goes to Barca will City finally get Biscuits?

Chelsea Arsenal for the shield scheduled for the 6th of August, 2pm London time.

>>76561052
No. Messi wouldn't allow it

Listening to CC Music Factory tbqh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2pPJywRGTk

>>76561058
is it a real trophy this season or not

>>76561058
Wenger to get further 2 year extension if he wins

>>76561052
verrati wouldn't play as defensive mid at barcelona, he would take iniesta's place

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>there are people in /trans/ right now who weren't here for the /sp/ Golden Age
>there are people in /trans/ right now who weren't even here for the Moyes era
>there are people in /trans/ right now who have no idea who Skrtelpower, Baba, Manchester, Shitizen, Lex or Cadael are
>there are people in /trans/ right now who won't reply to this post and their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
>there are people in /trans/ right now who unironically think that /sp/ isn't dead

>>76561080
>Verratti
>Deepest Midfielder protecting the back four

Fuck me,I wonder who would do something like that

>>76561073
Depends whether it fits your argument

>>76561052
>Verratti is a replacement for Busquets
Kys self, m8.

>>76561073
No.

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>>76561083
>>there are people in /trans/ right now who weren't here for the /sp/ Golden Age
Prove it.

>>76561083
>tfw no qt misa gf

>>76561080
fair enough. how do they hope to fund it?

>>76561099
/trans/ was way after the golden era.

>>76561099
why is it so hard to find muay thai fights of the 80s

>>76561102
I miss fake cest

Lads what was your favourite ever thread on spuh?

/sp/ Golden Era was during the time of the 96th post

>>96

>>76559148
It was in London so let's assume allahu akhbars played a role

>>76561087
Rabiot has been playing as the six this season.

>>76561114
the greek olympic orgies thread

>>76561114
perro caca from earlier today

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>>76560369
*ruins barcelona*

>>76561118
That tower was paki/pajeet central, they target whiter areas.

>>76561114
Torres scoring against Barca

>>76561106
I guess like they fund all their transfers, barcelona are the 2nd highest earning club, only behind manure

>>76561114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bra1AUxmKYM

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>>76561114
The day before deadline day last summer

>>76561147
good post

>>76561137
Barca are customer central along with having Messi, mental they haven't overtaken united

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any updates on the competent fullbacks to city situation?

>>76561114
The fullham matchday thread were everyone started talking about taking shits and wanking on shits.

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>>76561166
>Yaya at CDM

>>76561137
they were struggling just to extend contracts the other day

>>76561137
>barcelona are the 2nd highest earning club
Yes but their wages are approximately 95% of their revenue.

>>76561179
All defensive duties are carried out by Kompany, Yaya is further back so he can hit blooters over parked buses

>>76561179
And your problem with Yaya there is..?

>>76561164
maybe they will once the new sponsor deals kick in, manure are earning £50m/season more right now. The biggest difference is probably the chevrolet and adidas sponsor money

>>76561166
Too many CBs

>Malaga Striker Sandro Ramirez Spotted in Liverpool Ahead of Reported Everton Talks

>>76560903
can't wait for it to happen
>>76560918
it's a scam
t. Milan supporter

>>76561212
>>76561164
United have a massive advantage by being an English speaking club

>>76561186
sure

>>76561212
Rakuten starts next season, do it? How much are they going to receive from it?

Have they negotiated for a new kit deal?

>>76561203
Fair point, but don't underestimate Kompany's long range shooting either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdvkVxpa63c
Sub out Yaya for another striker and just move Kompany forward a bit.

>>76561204
>He's big and strong so he must be a good defender

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Who /Jj/ here?

>>76561245
>i'm afraid of BBC so I don't want Yaya to play

>>76561077
But he's won it twice in the last 3 years, so I don't think that's true. Then again, /sp/ always says FA Cup doesn't count unless their team wins it, so who knows.

>>76561245
Positioning can be taught easier than making somebody stronger and being tall is genetics. So, yes?

>>76561218
He's just there to translate for Javi Martinez, don't get too excited.

>>76561166
Defending is for teams that don't have the ball amigo

https://youtu.be/kh6Uy-95U0g

>>76561166
Benjamin Mendy at LB, Kolarov as backup and Kyle Walker as RB with Pablo Maffeo as backup desu

>>76561244
not clue about the numbers, neither rakuten nor the new deal with nike (not sure if this one is for 2018)

>>76561254
(You)

>>76561256
>Transitioning a 34 year old to a new position with a radically different skillset because "muh measurables"
Why not put Ibrahimovic in a sweeper role because of his height and strength too?

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>>76561273
>>76561214

My bad, here is the updated formation, literally who can stop >us

>>76561323
(You)

>>76561331

This is un-ironically how poop would line up a team

>>76561331
Also everyone except Sane and Sterling are allowed to roam freely

>>76561331
Swap Ederson for le sweeper keeper Neuer on the halfway line and we're sorted.