Magnus Carlsen

Not a sport

>>76551791

Is he autistic? I'm not trying to joke but he spazes out a lot and played against 10 normies at once blindfolded.

>>76551860
>27
>millionaire
>best in the world at what he does
>moonlights as a model
>yet he never had gf until recently

Says it all tbqh

>>76551791
>1 loss
2

>>76551791
Is he a manlet? Looks not an inch over 5'6" going by this photo. Not impressed tbqh.

>6 draws
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me desu senpaitachi

Is that why that Norwegian autist stopped posting that thread after like 5 years

>>76552436
He's literally Magnus tho

Only posts between tournaments that Magnus plays, never when they're taking place, haven't you noticed?

>>76551912
>model
how

>>76551912
Stop making shit up, spastic.

>>76553010
>strong jaw
>nice natural frame
>nice hair
>the appeal of being the best chess player in the world and fairly good looking

>>76551791
>>>/asp/
thanks

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>>76553053
i respect his chess ability but he looks like a total mong

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>>76553053

>>76553189
wtf

>>76553179
>>76553189
compared to the average chess player, he looks fairly good.

>>76551791
>This guy just slapped your gf's ass and played e4.
>He looks at you with a smirk on his face and says: "Whatcha gonna do boi? Play sicilian? Hahahah I know every variation up to 15 moves. You and your gf are my bitches now."
How do you respond?

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>>76555350
Forgot the pic

>>76555350
>your gf
?

>>76551791
>0 wins, 6 draws, 1 loss so far in the strongest tournament of the year
damn what happened to him? he was godlike in previous biannual chess threads against pajeet

>>76553179
>>76553189
strong norwegian genes

>>76555370
"nice pectus excavatum nerd"