What is this pose callled?

>>76551290
the "I tricked everyone into thinking I am good and now I'll play one season in ABU before going to sunderland or whatever" pose

Can't wait for 20 years time when tattoos are out of fashion and all these middle aged men look like complete retards

>>76551290
the "I'm insecure about my breasts" pose

t. expert

>>76551290
Its the "buy a Chevvy even if they are the worst cars available in Britain" pose

>>76551344
*tips fedora

>>76551290
The ol' "Scrawny fan who won free behind the scenes tickets and takes it too seriously"

>>76551290
Well he have to show his Tag watch and the Chevvy logo.

>>76551374

They sell Citroen in Bongstan don't they?

id suck his dick

the straightjacket

>>76551332
He's good

>>76551290

it's the typical swedish cuck pose.

>>76551378

t. man who regrets his shitty tattoo

>>76551414
you're too biased

>>76551402

>implying Citroen is worst than Chevrolet.

>>76551421
t. Insecure man who needs to project 50 years into the future in order to feel good about himself

>pose
>cross your arms
>left hand on the outside, show the watch to appease our sponsor
>wait! lower, you're covering the shirt sponsor
>lower!

>ok, smile!

>>76551290
The pose is called "Le virgin fell for le tattoo meme"

>>76551435

>implying there is a worse car in the world than Citroen

>>76551454
this obliviously

the rest of you are retards

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>>76551486
This is his gf.

>>76551402
Citroen's are decent you pleb

>american car knowledge

Embarrassing

is this guy actually any good? How the fuck is this literally who worth £40m?

>>76551591
Could very well be his mom

Interesting

>>76551610
*£30m

He's obviously a talented player. Mou always buys good defenders.

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>>76551610
Maybe you should watch our league

>>76551610
this>>76551829

>>76551290
The "I am very cute" pose.

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>>76551615
are you high?

>>76551892
Wow, she is truly gorgeous.

I'm not high by the way, the clothes she was wearing in this picture >>76551591 aged her significantly.

>>76551892
reeeee i hate white woman

>>76551931
Good work João, you're that much closer to bedding her

>>76551432
Have you watched him play?

>>76551892
What a perfect specimen, only betas can't handle a strong jaw.

>>76551892
She isn't that pretty, she is loaded with make up there.

He's great at everything essentially. Sweden have had some great cbs (Andersson, Björklund, Mellberg) but no one was as complete as Lindelof.

>>76552040
He'll enjoy parking the bus

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>>76552017
>She isn't that pretty, she is loaded with make up there.

>>76551344

They already look like complete retards btw

>>76552166
Prove me wrong without memeing.

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>Prove me wrong without memeing.

>>76552166
>posting fedora pics whilst white knighting
T

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>posting fedora pics whilst white knighting
>T

>>76551378
Treating your body like a canvas is prime fedora tipping territory

>£54.3m for the Swedish Phil Jones

>>76551591
>>76551892
>swede guy loves manface gf
whats the point? i thought gaylove is more accepted these days

>>76557260
all swedish girls look like man, it's not like he had much of a choice. maybe he's just not fag

>>76551829
nice picture

>>76553389
if you're going to meme, you should have compared him to Smalling or Blind instead.
Jones is basically white Bailly, hell, even both of their gf's are black

the virgin pose

>>76557283
>surrounded by supermodel tier sexy iberians
>chose femacho instead
[hmmmmmmm intensely]

>>76551829
pls make sporting buy chhetri again. he deserves more than playing in >our fucking piece of shit joke league

pls ;-;

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>>76551344
>>76551444
>>76551544
Hello....
>>76551600
>>76552200
>>76552211
>>76551922
>>76552166
>>76552699
I am here for soccerball and soccerball related discussion

>>76551344
>Majority of people get tattoos in one form or another
>implying you understand how embarrassment works

Does embarrassment even exist anymore? You're talking about a timeline where people who pray five times a day, murder infidels in the name of Islam, follow the Quran to the letter and shout "Allahu akbar" before blowing themselves up, believe it or not, aren't actually Muslims. Apparently they could make fantastic actors. Don't you see the point? Nothing will ever be more embarrassing then the current crop of Western "men". Nothing will surpass it and in 20 years it'll be looked back on in the same way we look back on lobotomies. Tattoos won't even come into the equation.
Feel free to tell me I'm seething and I'll tell you to enjoy your ultra-conservative country that'll be non-white by 2050 and your current faggot PM.

>>76557283
She's hot af imho

the only people who should have tattoos are criminals, soldiers and prostitutes