*gets mad because a teammate scored and not him* Why does /sp/

>>76550331
I get it Vidal, you're still mad about that whole Bayern BTFO thing

trust me, just stop thinking about it

Le painfully gay man

only portugal and romania defend him, and the odd scandinavian that wants to fit in

>cr7
>beta

hmm sweetie

>>76550331

I would respct him if he would just drop that crybaby routine.

i think its because hes 6'1

>>76550331
>not getting upset when someone takes something thats yours
I dont think he is the one who is beta, anon...

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>>76550331
>statpadding

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>>76550428
>muh best defense in the world

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>>76550331
>le tap-in man

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>>76550331
>le deadball specialist

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>goal poaching is easy, anyone could do it

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>when he's outside the box

>>76550428
>>76550448
>>76550494
>romania cuckstomer SEETHING

>when he's outside the box
wtf i love tsunaldo now

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>"It bothers me when it's said that Madrid is struggling because Cristiano is struggling. It feels like you are after me,"
>"If everyone was at my level, perhaps we would be in first place."

>TSU

>>76550475
Every time

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LET
ME
SCORE
*autistic screeching*

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>in all things technical, I am the best player of the last 20 years

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>>76550522
>romania cuckstomer SEETHING
sure

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I-I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE STAR

>>76550572
>tsunaldo running onto the ball towards goal
>greedy cuck running away from the goal at a bad angle

he was right to be mad desu

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>They're just jealous because i'm rich, handsome, and a good player

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>>76550582
>if I keep spamming these nostalgia gif's Ronaldo won't get a 5th Baloon Door

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b-b-but i won the euro for portugal!!

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I did it all myself

>>76550331
Ronaldo goat meme went into full force because Messi fans would never shut the fuck up. Now people think Ronaldo is unironically the GOAT so now Messi memes will reemerge probably.

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Imagine a guy so conceited and self-centered that he literally spends more time getting ready than you and has to go to Madame Tussaud's to fix his wax sculpture's hair. He then calls you on the phone to see if you can make it to his mother's birthday but by then you're already cucking him with the actor from The Hangover and you break up (finally) so you don't have to put up with his diva shit anymore.
That was Ronaldo's relationship with Irina

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Why is this burger so butthurt about ronaldo?
it's always the same webms posted by an american flag

Anyone has the webm where he tackles Higuain?

>>76550712
celta players knee clips his heel @ ~2secs

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Imagine your 'boyfriend' has hired you to be next to him in photographs and is paying you to be in a domestic relationship with him so that you can bypass a law in Spain which disallows surrogacy from able'd mothers.

Imagine 3 weeks after your 'relationship' begins he tells you that his twins were born in the United States and will not need you anymore once they are shipped to Spain.

That's Ronaldo's relationship with Georgina

>>76550757
Jealousy and inadequacy. Imagine being able to finally vicariously live through an athlete, an autistic manlet just like you but he's actually successful. But then comes along the uber chad thundercock who is every bit as good and successful and he steals away some glory from the manlet

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Imagine you are not even liked in your home town because you've been a piece of shit for nearly a decade, they defame your statue (which you requested to have a big penile bulge) and when they commemorate you with your bust at the airport, it comes out looking like the severed Two-Face from batman

>>76550331
I thought he stopped doing that

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>when you get caught by paparazzi on your gay party boat off the coast of France so your publicist sends some strippers after a few days after a bunch of people call you gay on social media
>you then proceed to fuck it up by dancing like this in front of them and your publicist gets mad again

>>76550572
my art professor in higschool was called Rinaldi

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>1.85 meters (6'1)
>Insecurities lead you to feel shorter than Valbuena

Bless this shitposting burger, Romania cuck eternally BTFO hahahaha

>>76550331
contrariaism

>>76550331
People who aren't redditors

>muh highlight video with 6 gorillion upboats against deporte communista jobless cf

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>claim to be alcohol free because father passed from alcohol related issues
>be caught drinking at the club with paris hilton and celebrating while being drunk

>pretend to be straight by hiring supermodels and instagram whores to be pictured with for social acceptance
>get caught in gay party boats dancing with men, touching other players ass and penis, with black men hugging poolside, and frequenting trips to a Moroccan oasis to fuck your arabic boyfriend

>>76550640
fluke goal, the kind of shoot he misses 99% of the time

>>76550827
ooh, that's some cringy shit, i've always said he's a massive faggot tho.

however, he's still the GOATSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>two league titles in 8 (eight years)
>even Higuain has more and he left because of you
>Donaldo's time in Madrid has been the most unsuccessful domestic era in Real Madrid's history since the 50's
>couldn't even win a CL until Bale came
>did nothing in 2 finals for your club
>Ramos outscores you
>in your country's final, you don't even get to play
>they still win without you
>in your one good month since 2008 the media still rates Di Stefano and Puskas ahead of you at Madrid

JUST

>>76550757
butthurt? this man is doing god's work, there is nothing worse than seeing a beta being worshipped by other betas

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your hero likes to get his tight butthole creamed

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>>76550910

>>76550627
Fucking kek. Why does he do these stupid stepovers? They don't get him past anyone and they aren't aestethically pleasing either.

>>76550873
>fluke goal
kek, what about the other 500?

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>>76550921
>>76550910

>>76550562
christ these are my favorite threads on /sp/

this greased up fruitcake deserves to get clocked in the back of the head

>>76550799
Oh, this must have been some tourists. Madeira gets a lot of tourism all year long.

If there's a region in Portugal where any Barbosa would suck Tsu's cock without hesitation that's Madeira.

>>76550903
>there is nothing worse than seeing a beta being worshipped by other betas

>but I'm okay with a dead career autistic manlet being worshipped

>>76551158
he'll win the ballon d'or though.
yet again.
his fifth.

sink. in. let that.

>>76550331
He really is the world's most talented and attractive beta male. Either that or he's a deeply closeted power bottom no judgement

>>76550757
anon, meet the™ american™ messi™ autist™
>>76551158
>>76550799
>>76550776
quite a legend around here.

>>76551737

now that FIFA is giving the last one to Ronaldo to make it an even 5-5 for their marketing purposes, they're discontinuing their "best player in the world" award and are going to give position based awards starting in 2018
They could not be more jew

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>>76551832
let me guess, he is also the same american that calls Ronaldo a rapist in every thread

>>76550550

TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76550520
>>76550512
He has an imaginery friend faggot.

>>76550377
This
Ban those countries and you'll never see a Ronaldo post or thread ever again

>>76554665
ban usa and suddenly nobody defends missi

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>>76550587
>imagine being this pathetic and living in a country so irrelevant that you have to praise a player not even from your own country
kek

>>76551662
>dead career
>younger than Ronaldo and has a better chance at winning the World Cup than Ronaldo
?

For me, it's the autistic gypsy real bandwagoner

>>76554697
nah argie and probably half of Europe would still defend the damn manlet

There's no doubt Messi is the most talented player of the two, but when /sp/ argues about the "best" player there never seems to be a clear definition of what that means. People seem to consider a mix of talent, success and influence on the team but it's impossible to argue with anyone because everyone is looking for different attributes in them.

For me, it's the autistic american messi lover

Everybody here acts as if Tsunaldo wasn't autist kek

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>>76554727
>relevant trophies in the last two years: 0
>better imaginary chance at hypothetically winning anything under Sampaolel
>younger than Ronaldo yet still moves like a sack of shit see pic related
??

>>76554894
>unironically using stats to prove your point
???

>>76551968
nobody cares about fifa awards, the only one that is prestigious is the Ballon d'Or, which will never be discontinued.
Ignorant burger.

>>76554971
>it's okay when I do it
????

>>76555038
>I didn't use stats though
?????

>>76554894
i like this one that image is from 2015 so........ he won every fucking trophy he has disputed and was the best of his team in every fucking tournament

are you BLIND?

>>76550331
do you have any idea how pathetic you seem

>>76557590
Chile will never be as pathetic as a subhuman mudslime customer in Norway.

>>76557689
i only watch the norwegian tractor league sorry, sometimes cl

>>76557400

Because Messi is a calculated autist, he knows exactly how much energy is needed to expend for whatever he wants to do