World class poacher

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>>76550162
*walks around in a figure 8 while choking every final he's ever been in*

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>people will say his positioning is incredible as a means to justify him

>>76550211
just another thing we'll never see messi do

>>76550162
>yfw he actually missed that

>>76550457
Ball was played behind him to be fair

>>76550162
man im sure that match meant a lot in terms of winning the league

>>76550185

>has scored in every CL final he has ever been in
>has never lost a CL final

>>76550211
it was a rebound what did you want him to do? miss on purpose so autists on 4chan dont call him tapinaldo?

>>76550569
so has Ronaldo m8

>>76550162
>>76550512
>when he's outside the box
>>76550572
>LET
>ME
>SCORE
>*autistic screeching*
>>76550582
>in all things technical, I am the best player of the last 20 years
>>76550595
>I-I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE STAR
>>76550627
>They're just jealous because i'm rich, handsome, and a good player
>>76550650
>b-b-but i won the euro for portugal!!
>>76550667
>I did it all myself

go take your pills, chicano.

>>76550162
>>76550799
>Imagine you are not even liked in your home town because you've been a piece of shit for nearly a decade, they defame your statue (which you requested to have a big penile bulge) and when they commemorate you with your bust at the airport, it comes out looking like the severed Two-Face from batman
>>76550776
>Imagine your 'boyfriend' has hired you to be next to him in photographs and is paying you to be in a domestic relationship with him so that you can bypass a law in Spain which disallows surrogacy from able'd mothers.
>Imagine 3 weeks after your 'relationship' begins he tells you that his twins were born in the United States and will not need you anymore once they are shipped to Spain.
>That's Ronaldo's relationship with Georgina
>>76550738
>Imagine a guy so conceited and self-centered that he literally spends more time getting ready than you and has to go to Madame Tussaud's to fix his wax sculpture's hair. He then calls you on the phone to see if you can make it to his mother's birthday but by then you're already cucking him with the actor from The Hangover and you break up (finally) so you don't have to put up with his diva shit anymore.
>That was Ronaldo's relationship with Irina

chicano pls, you need to see someone

>>76550211
All memes aside, his positioning and awareness are indeed pretty much perfect which is even more remarkable for a player who started as a winger. Just like Rodman seemed to know exactly where the ball would bounce off to after a missed shot, Tsunaldo is almost always in the right place at the right time.

>>76550227
he actually beat nemanja vidic in a CL final to score a heading goal

>>76550829
>almost always in the right place at the right time
if that were the case he'd score at least 5 goals per match.

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>>76550863

>>76550603
penalties dont count
but also messi didnt score the last time he won ucl

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>>76550162

Luca sei per me, il numero uno!

>>76550863
>the seething juventino strikes again

>>76550883
>penalties dont count
>because my arbitrary autistic rules

>>76550949
>>76550882
no, I mean it. He isn't literally always in the right place, not even most of the times. He's better at it than anyone else, but he still gets it wrong the majority of times.

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>>76550718
>>76550820
that's just sad

Haha i get it OP cause he's not better than messi, haha good one

>>76550569
He didn't score in 2015, though.

>>76550718
>cherry picked webm

Who cares how someone scores? You people are fucking retards.

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pure class

>>76550836
And Ronaldo was literally in the opposing team.

>>76550883
>penalties dont count
Yes they do
>ronaldo is the first player to score in 3 cl finals
damn...

>>76552179
Ronaldo and messi have never faced in a cl final dumb dumb

>>76552393
I know you're baiting, but 2009 CL Final.

Go to sleep babbys, ronaldo is the obvious goat

>>76557185
this, messi and cristina can fuck off

>>76550718
>village gyppo autist has to search the earth for American pro Messi posts
Consider taking meds.

>>76552393
>Halal customers are THIS retarded.