/GranateGeneral/

hello any updates on the Renato Sanches to Away for money situation?

>>76550123
no

>>76550092
god i wish they threw a granate at me and blew me up

>>76550123

Apparently he wants to switch to Barca, where Veratti is the number one target.

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>>76550092

kek

good memeing lads

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Another day without a GRANATE

>>76550210
Dang you're right... I should have saved it for some fitting Köln news

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so whats everyone watching

>>76550210
i was gonna make this joke. please delete this post so i can make it

>>76550176
It's over. Transfer activities are already finished.
They tried their best. The 55 million offer for Verratti and the 27 million offer for Carrasco were rejected.
Gnabry is fine. Next year it will be Goretzka and Brandt. Maybe we can get Khedira or Kampl as well. Not too expensive and solid performers.
If they sell Bernat I'd go for Plattenhardt and maybe Sandro Wagner as a second striker.

>>76550237

Knock yourself out.

>>76550238
should sign kohlschreiber

>>76550176
Leave poor Köln alone

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>>76550176
how mean

didnt take Griezman for a bully

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVTNN8UAScM/

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>Buyern bought Corentin "Lyon crybaby trash faggot" Tolisso for 41 (forty-one) fucking millions

>>76550235
I just watched an animated movie and will soon watch Le Mans qualifying

>>76550312
theres anime night on ARTE again. those mainstream ones everyone can watch. which oen do you suggest

>>76550315
Uhm this one was the second anime I have ever watched and I took both from a list of the best ever so don't ask me

>>76550322
yes

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>animemark

none can escape the eye of venus that is anime :3

>>76550306

Is he not good?

I have seen him play like 2 games.

>>76550235
watched in the mood for love yesterday because wong kar-wai is the shit. wasnt as good as his other ones tho. not really shure what to watch today. actually wanted to go out drinking with a friend but he's too tired right now

>>76550296
dumbele really is dumb, huh?
thought that was just another meme

>>76550238
>Plattenhardt
>Wagner

the absolute state of these fucking transfers

>>76550333
checked

>>76550349
okay

>>76550349
>Two neighbors, a woman and a man, form a strong bond after both suspect extramarital activities of their spouses. However, they agree to keep their bond platonic so as not to commit similar wrongs.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>76550238
>ironic Transfermarkt posting

Ich ziehe meinen Hut und sage Champs-Elysee!

>>76550235
Finished downloading the new Power rangers. Will watch after I relieve some tension

anyone got decent granaten shop ideas?

>>76550400
checked

>>76550400

>power rangers

Relief some tension by deleting that shit.

>>76550411
Of course after watching.

>>76550370
it was an alright movie. you should probably watch chungking express or fallen angels instead

Gooooooooood evening

You guys sageevading again?

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>>76550401
>still no oezil one

>>76550401

Dortmund bus exploded and you can see a small Uli in the background holding grenades. In the other corner Rummenige says BESCHISSEN.

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Soon.

>>76550452

This.
Thank you for the Memes. I kek every time.

>>76550467
we animu now

>>76550436
hey

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grenade

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footage of busy wurst uli shopping for granaten

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>>76550517

Kek

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*drops grenade*

Vejle Boldklub (9th in 1st Div last season) have appointed some Italian coach from Partizan Tirana, used to be youth coach at Juve and Napoli.
Super strange stuff.
This is Bundesliga related since Vejle have produced some of the greatest players to grace the German league.

>>76550568
Vejle better produce some /GRANATEN/ real fast

>>76550560
I ate his Burger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-aA4wXxK5U

so the Tsuuman did a Granatenmann heh

Actually would have liked to watch a second film tonight but this Le Mans stuff is just so comfy especially now that it's getting dark.

how was it

time to drink the beer

>>76550647
Meh. They said the same about Messi and he was just put on probation.

is dean ambrose /ourguy/?

>>76550710
TITTÄN!!!
!

>>76550639
>Hoeneß is a notorious stock trader
>the perpetrator wanted to manipulate the share prices

It all makes sense now.

>>76550707
yr right but wurst uli actually had to go to prison so at least theres a possibility

>>76550724
>WWE
ugh
UGH!

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>>76550710

>>76550724
idk how he's doing lately. I stopped watching when they refused to drop off roman reigns and continued to book him in big matches

>>76550741
Wurstl had the german state on his ass, that just decided that every tax evader who has over 1000000€ debt is going to jail no matter what when getting convicted

>>76550762

i'm just mad that they stopped his rivalry with brock lesnar and didn't put him into smackdown. at the very least the roman reigns meme is over.

>>76550235
better call saul

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how is le beer?
>>76550710
name

>>76550838
already did

Life.2017.WEB-DL.1080p.mkv

I prefer

Der.Granatenmann.2017.WEB-DL.1080p.mkv

Found a pretty decent top 250 film list. It's so hard when you're just sitting there, staring at your wall trying to think of something to watch. These lists can be helpful with some good suggestions or just some inspiration for other films that they make you think of.

>>76550851
here lad

https://www.instagram.com/moran.titanchi/

>>76550885
yes. post it

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>>76550874

>>76550895
It's from r/ceiterion so literally a reddit list and it has a few stinkers on it, but a million times better than that old /tv/ list
https://www.icheckmovies.com/lists/slashrslashcriterions+greatest+films+of+all+time/albierio/

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>>76550885
>mentions film list
>doesnt post it

>2017
>TV addict
how is this possible

>>76550911
thanks

>>76550911
its just as bad

>>76550905
I want a real Der Granatenmann kino. Like The Elephant Man by Lynch you know?

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>>76550905
ebin :DD

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>>76550891
ty bud
>>76550911
you have to go back shitmark

Daily reminder

http://www.n-tv.de/sport/fussball/Nerlinger-bremst-Hoeness-article5155331.html

>Samstag, 07. Januar 2012
>Ein neuer Mann für die Innenverteidigung, eine "richtige Bombe" für den Sturm - so beschreibt Bayern-Präsident Uli Hoeneß die Transferpläne des Rekordmeisters. Nur: Chefeinkäufer Christian Nerlinger weiß davon nichts. Er schickt lieber nette Grüße zum neuen "großen Rivalen" Borussia Dortmund.

and then:

http://www.spiegel.de/forum/sport/angeblicher-top-transfer-fc-bayern-verschaukelt-seine-fans-thread-52969-1.html

>26.01.2012
>Darauf hatten viele Bayern-Fans seit Wochen gewartet: Im Internet kündigte das Management der Münchner an diesem Mittwoch einen spektakulären Transfer an, ein echter Star sollte kommen. Doch in Wahrheit war es nur ein PR-Gag - viele Anhänger sind nun sauer.

>>76550950
>big titted nazi slut
wtf I love rascism now!

>>76550950

What is this sign?

>>76550970
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(occult_symbol)

>>76550891

That's a big nose.
I'd breed her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elvSjKyREOk

so is this the official new daum kino?

>>76551076
crazy lies!

>>76551019
Not sure if Arab or jewish

here's some of my favorite movies (denamrk u should check them out)

1. 黒い河 (1957, Masaki Kobayashi)
2. Höstsonaten (1978, Ingmar Bergman)
3. Offret (1986, Andrei Tarkovsky)
4. Een hagedis teveel (1960, Verhoeven)
5. 七人の侍 (1954, Akira Kurosawa)
6. Do The Right Thing (1989, Lee)
7. Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (1929, Dziga Vertov)
8. Cyд нapoдoв or Sud narodov (1947, Yelizaveta Svilova)
9. Voskhozhdenie (1977, Larisa Shepitko)
10. The Birth of a Nation (1915, D. W. Griffith)

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>>76551076
based

>>76551148
Seent them all. All shit.

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>>76551167

liar

>>76551164
>posted the wrong pic
ugh

>>76551148
Thanks

>>76551076
you are more on the destroying way!

ehh I'm out for some beers

hehe bernd will now crack open some bears. good luck lad

what a crazy guy, that brent

#SaintsFC can today confirm that it has terminated the contract of Claude Puel with immediate effect

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here's some recent bookmarks of movies I'll have to watch

>>76551256
So are they going tor the Taktik Fuchs?

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>denmark will never terminate its posting in bundes

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brent, the beer-slurping prole

>>76551279
Did I recommend you Nostalgia for the Light

>>76551148

Were you the guy saying Kubrick was for plebs?

>>76551303
nah dont think so. is it good?

is buffalo 66 the one with vincent gallo and ricci? some of the dialogue was a bit cringe but it was enjoyable
kingpin is ok
havent seen any of the others

he probably was the guy who said that. though u have no room 2 criticize him b/c u don't rate Barry Lyndon as the goat film

>>76551309
Okay
Yes I liked it very much

tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

you're a good poster

>>76551305

nah that was someone else, but i would still agree with that statement. le silent exposition guy is not my régisseur. overrated.

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>>76551363

yer mum is overated
Boy Latengo!!"

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what position would she play?

>>76550176
Did he cheat on her?

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>>76550950

>>76551371
>>76551381

Was für Gschmarri ridst du über mich, du glanner Graddler? Du wassd fei scho, dass ich der aller Schensde wor bei die Glubb Uldras, und bei einiche Brügelein hinderm Frangnschdadion dabei wor, und hab offiziel über 300 Färder badschd. Ich bin drenierd im hinderfodzigen neibrigln und bin der besde im Seidla schmeißn in ganz Nemberch. Für mich bisd du nix anderschd als des nägsde Opfer. Ich gib dir a Rennschelln, dassdn Berch nauf bremsen mousd wie's auf derer Erdn nu kanner gsegn had, schreib's der af. Du glabsd du kannsd auf der Kerwa suwas zu mir sogn? Da deischd di fei, du Bflunzn. Während mir hier blaudern had mei Kumbl scho seine Schbezi kulld und glei is des Beggla Schelln aufgrissn, Seffdl. Des gibd su a drimmers Foddsn, dass dei Lehm rum is. Du ghärsd der Kadz, Alderla. Ich kann iberall sei, egol wann, und ich kann di auf über siemhunderd verschiedene Ardn abmurgsn, und des blous mid di Händ. Ned bloss, dass i drännierd bin im Wadschn verdeiln, i hab sogoar Zugriff auf des gesamde Invendar vom Nembercher Lochgefägnis und des wäri a benudsn dass I dei Gfries in ganz Middlfrangn nimmer sich, Fregger. Wenn du gwissd hädsd was fir almächdichn Gnadsch du dir oh dou hasd mit deim Arschgwaf, hädsd vielleichd di Babn ghaldn. Hasd ned kennd, hasd ned dou, und eds hasd dein Dreg, du drimmers Mahlaff. Der Wadschnbam fälld um und er wird di derschlohgn. Du hasds verradsd, Grischberlä.

>>76551356
alright I'm gonna listen to that now

Too much /tv/ for my taste in this thread.

Good night meine lieben Granätchen.

>>76551441
good night granatensepp

>>76551424
implying i can read u're shit tier language
>>76551418
whats here name?

>>76550710
Did you steal this image from the tennis thread just to post it here?

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>>76551424

>>76551469
>(You iin charge of reading timestampps

>>76551441

servus du kleener saugrattler

>>76551441
Wos host Du grod von mia gsog du gstunkana klana Saupreiß? Du woast holt schu dass I schu bam Bundeshea ois besta Gfreita aussigaungen bin, I war in am Haufn urgeila Saufnochtl und hob über 300 Stiegl gsoffn, oida. I bin a drainierta Pinzgaua Fohra und da besta a noch dazua. Du bist nix für mi ois a kloana gschissena Viutrottl, I gabat da so a Wotschn wirs di Wölt no net gsegn hog, host me? Du glabst du kummst jetz davon nochdemst dei pappn so deppat aufgrissn host? Do denkst noamol driaba noch, Oarschgfriss. Hiatza grod während du mit mir so deppat umanadaredst hul i schu meine Komarodn vom Blosmusiverein, und dei IP wird grod im moment zruckverfulgt, olso richt di schuamol her, wal wir richtln da di Wadln glei, du blede sau. Wemma daumit fertig san wast a nemma wo obn und untn is. Du bist am oasch. Klana. I kon iwaroll sei, ollawei, und i hau da auf iwa 700 ortn dei gfriss ei, und des netamol mit meiner Steyr AUG. I bin net nur da beste im Zöltfestsaufn, soudern i hob a an Zugriff auf des gaunze Arsenal vom Musiverein Leibnitz! Wenn Du gwusst häst wos dei klana "gscheita" Kommentar dir eibrockt, dann häst wahrscheinlich dei deppate Goschn gholtn. Aba du hosts ned tau, du host dei schiaches Gfriss aufmochn miasn, und jetzt zoist, du Saubua. I scheiss an grant üwa dir aus. Du bist komplett hi, Klana.

>>76551463
Daizy Haze

A few years ago I saw the bavarian version of the navy seal pasta. I liked it desu.

>>76550092
so yeah why don't >we guys not call this /bundes/ anymore? are >we on autosage again then?

>>76550400
was such a yuge fan of that shit when I was a kid
then suddenly it just disappeared

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>>76551649
>this grammar

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JbJsDcq96O

>>76551697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rS5xrrz3ja

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wgDzgv7eoE

>>76551660
What's your ranking?

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>>76551728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0spSDxT3Jq6

no>>76551167

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night

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>>76552263
>cryptocurrency

>>76552263
sleep tight

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>>76552504
>le fedora maymay
I like it when people are dedicated to certain things desu

>>76552613
Do you have any hobbies or stuff you'd like to pick up?

>>76550092
who

I'm scared!

also i would like to learn an instrument but have no talent xdddd
>>76552739
why
h
y

>>76552746
I already said it, but learning an instrument is more about dedication than talent.

>>76552746
chess autist/bayern troll is back

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>>76552809
post some more jazz bby
pls

>>76551474
Meddl loide

>>76552846
here are some songs I recommended a colleague who "is new to Jazz" and asked for some "chill" stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEs5sKDXZuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Web007rzSOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvXywhJpOKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnxeKl-Kbqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5rF1rAOY2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH3GSrCmzC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTMqes6HDqU
etc.

>>76551474
>>76552985
I know that he's borderline retarded, but I can't help to feel sorry for that guy desu.

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>>76553126
can i get some backstory

>>76553091
did you just assume my jazz knowledge. How rude!
thank you buddy :)

>>76553234
>can i get some backstory
some retard who is aiming for youtube cash, but in reality he's getting bullied 24/7.

>>76553234
>did you just assume my jazz knowledge. How rude!
I tend to be quite carefull with these things, because I don't want to annoy people.

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>>76553301
>some retard who is aiming for youtube cash, but in reality he's getting bullied 24/7.
ebin, thanks
>>76553301
also i was joking, i am a novice when it comes to jazz. only really know ellington, mingus, coltraine, davis and montgomery.
Liked the Billie Holiday and stan getz ones that you posted in particular. To turn the tables, I don't wish to annoy you further so I may bid adieu for now. In the future if you feel like posting some stuff at random please do so as I will enjoy it

nice to hear

good night

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>>76553301
>but in reality he's getting bullied 24/7.
still getting youtube bucks

>>76553650
rly meks u think desu

Rummenigge

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just came home. decently drunk desu

>>76555765
>on a wednesday>>76555765
>>76555765

what did you drank?

>>76556096
its a holiday today. eh just drank beer and wine

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>>76554886
>Vorstands-Boss Karl Heinz Rummenigge: Ich würde ihn ein bisschen so ähnlich einstufen wie damals Javi Martinez, als er zu uns gekommen ist. Das war ja auch ein Spieler der nicht so wahnsinig bekannt war."
>Bisher war Javi Martinez der Teuerste. Der Spanier war da aber bereits Welt- und Europameister.
kek
KEK
K E K
Even Bild isn't buying Kalle's story.

>>76556346
IN ENGLISH.

>>76556371
The article is 25% English.
Last paragraph:
>Bild thinks: Ancelotti has to show that he can make a talent into a GRANATE.

goooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

>>76558378
morning

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>>76551399
on my dick

Good morning Familie..

Will Buyern make a €3.7m bid for Carrasco today?

>>76558558
morninf
no

>>76551569
>Du bist komplett hi, Klana.
every time

>>76551760
can't remember anymore
I once had a toy of the green one so probably that one was #1

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Bionicles > Power Rangers desu

>Rummenigger spricht über weitere Transfers
>http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/fc-bayern/1706/News/fc-bayern-muenchen-karl-heinz-rummenige-weitere-transfers-offen.html

I can already see Buyern making a bid for Ibrahimovic because theymcan get him for free.

Next Granate incoming.

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>>76558558

too expensive.

maybe 3 million with bonuses

>>76558738
>rummenige

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Moin

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Auba rejected by PSG coach according to Bild

Who /aus buttgart/ hier?

>>76558540
Back off. She's mine.
>>76558558
2.6 million
>>76558378
Good afternoon

time for some gartenarbeit

t. alte oma

*granate appears ITT*

>>76558975
morning

>Der Berater von Kevin De Bruyne verrät: Der Belgier war sich vor seinem Wechsel eigentlich mit dem FC Bayern einig. Er erklärt auch, warum der Deal letztlich platzte.
>Der Transfer sei letztlich nicht zustande gekommen, weil der deutsche Rekordmeister nicht bereit gewesen sei, mehr als 50 Millionen Euro Ablöse für De Bruyne zu bezahlen. City berappte 74 Millionen Euro und machte den deutschen Fußballer des Jahres damit zum teuersten Bundesligaspieler der Geschichte.

http://www.sport1.de/fussball/bundesliga/2016/01/berater-kevin-de-bruyne-war-sich-mit-fc-bayern-muenchen-einig

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>Rummenigge: We don't want to pay more than 40 million.
>Wolfsburg: No.
>Rummenigge: Then we might force a move later
>City pays the cash

>>76559199
and this is why they don't win more than one fluke CL per decade

>>76559205
2013 was fluke victory? Explain

>>76559199
It's kind of funny how there's this meme that Bayern is a well run club when they commit one failure after another. The list of their fuck-ups is endless.

>>76550092
literally who?

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>>76558993
Good luck with the discount version. I'll take the original.

>>76559199
de Bruyne wouldn't have fixed their senile old wings, but yeah that's just fucking retarded. 50m will get you mediocre pacey lads at best these days.

>>76559373
No one fixes their wings, they need to stop relying on them like any other team

RBL Deutscher Meister next season 2bh

>>76553091
Jaco is completely overrated.

t. bassist

>>76559199
He had also agreed on terms with Dortmund before going to Wolfsbuirg. I guess Bayern would have bought him then since they could've just paid 20 million + Gaudino or something.

>>76559426
I disagree completely
t.another Bassist

>>76559459
*I completely disagree

>>76559426
>>76559459

You're both autists

>>76559469
big news

>>76550337
haven't seen him play often but he has the guy at the right place at the right time instinct to score some goals also he probably the most effective simulator in ligue 1, good at the diving to get free kicks and to stop counter attacks. he has the profile to play in a big club

>>76559459
Maybe if Prestia got half of Jacos retarded hero worshippers, I wouldn't be so salty. He was exceptional, no doubt, but he spawned a generation of bassists who completely ignored what the bass is supposed to do in a group.

>>76559469
Where do you think you are

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Good taste in dogs

>>76559570

oil driller

>>76559551
He could give a band a good solid foundation when he wanted to, just listen to some of his big band recordings/compostions.

>but he spawned a generation of bassists who completely ignored what the bass is supposed to do in a group.
not his fault that other people try to badly copy his style while forgetting the basics.

>>76559570
>Wadenlets

>>76559588
I'm a bit jealous desu

>>76559634
She's a qt, it's just uncanny how she looks kind of like him in dark.

Buyern are doing Nachwuchsarbeit again.

>Gemäß einem Bericht der Bild haben sich die Bayern mit Torben Rhein (14),Nemanja Motika (14) und Nikola Motika (13) sowie deren Eltern auf einen Wechsel nach München geeinigt.

Buyern is planing to sign three youth players from Hertha BSC, aged 14, 14 and 13.
They plan to pay no fee just a compensation of 20.000.

BUYERN YES!

does any of your behaviour remind you of your father?

>>76559686
Yes, sometimes it's scary how much. Doesn't help that I feel I only inherited negative characteristics while missing the good ones.

>>76559621
>He could give a band a good solid foundation
It's been a long time since I listened to anything of him, that wasn't a Weather Report record, but I found it to be fairly mediocre.

>not his fault
It's the fault of a community that puts him above everyone else. Hence overrated.

G R A N A T E
Leeds United are set to name Danish-Spanish former Hannover forward Thomas Christiansen as new manager

>>76559713
okay

>>76559808

Premier League football confirmed

>>76559588
What's that supposed to mean?

>>76559662
You now realize the last player from the Bayern youth that managed to break into the first team was Alaba who debuted in 2009.

>>76559902
And he only played one year in their youth teams

>>76559880
It's the patrician alternative to plebeian coal burning.

I have literally no idea what this thread is meant to be about

>>76559979
autism a.k.a not/bundes/

pls sign Carrasco

>>76559979
italian vacation places

currently considering the amalfi coast

>>76559979
shhh! It's our escape from reality!

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Remember when Costa was supposed to be good and Buyerns future?

>>76551569
Kek

>>76559979
It's about music and hot german celebs

>>76559998

>that team

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Give the title to Leipzig already

>>76559979
UNA VIDA DE GRANATA
NO DEJAMOS DE LUCHAR

>>76559979
We discuss fidget spinners and fidget spinner accessories

>>76560013
See this is no good for me buddy

Without the Granatenmeme /bundes/ aka /autism/ would be ded.

There is literally no OC from other teams

>>76560023
Porca madonna . ..

>>76560046
Just wait for the Big Bosz memes.

>>76560023
why havent you invested in cryptocurrencies yet?

Ja dann mal Heil Hitler, Kameraden

>>76560074
Auch dir ein frohes Sieg Heil, Kamerad.

>>76560023
please respond >>76559988 and >>76560072

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t. ronny & mirko from marzahn

kys

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>>76560325
social networks where a mistake

>>76560074
>>76560124
read>>76560336

>>76560322
>>76559988
Great dubs friend. Yes do it. Also Florence and La Spezia

Now tell me where to go in Germany.

>>76560462
Just stay away from Berlin

>>76560462
thanks

>>76560462
nowhere

>>76560472
What happens if you go to Berlin? My friend just went there for the summer a few days ago.

>>76560487
>What happens if you go to Berlin?
you will be visited by the trash community god of unwillness and bad luck will follow your steps unless you answer >>76560072

>>76560499
I was ignoring that because no dubs but since you delivered dubs again
>why havent you invested in cryptocurrencies yet?
Because I don't have much disposable income and I wouldn't know what the fuck I was doing.

So are you saying my friend will be reduced to homelessness and alcoholism?

>>76560539
okay, thanks

>>76560539
no

>>76560549
no problem

>>76560549
be more specific

>>76560563

yes

Can anyone explain something to me?

Are most Germans really of the opinion that Gnabry is a better player than Costa?

>denmark working on a german bank holiday

>>76560563
your buddeeeeeey is probably an ultry plebeian enjoying everything told him to enjoy by the media so it doesnt really matter. berlin is a shithole. at least thats what ive read over the past few years

>>76560585
they are both trash

>>76560585
no

>>76560586
He believes he will find the greatest nightlife, many banter, and also a job while speaking only entry level german.

time for bench press

>>76560603
he will find all that

>>76560462
go hamburg and dresden tb h

>>76560609
travelling to hamburg tomorrow~

>>76559406
More like rbl deutscher scheißer xD

>>76560585
Gnabry kann nix

>>76560586
>berlin is a shithole. at least thats what ive read over the past few years
Dumme Ronny Meme. Gibt riesen Unterschiede zwischen den Kiezen.

>tfw some regulars managed to get away from this forum

South Korean FA sack German coach Uli Stielike after shock loss to Qatar leaves World Cup place in the balance.

>>76560586
Hello. We have a lot of bank holidays in spring, but sadly not today. Leaving straight from work to go to the fortnightly pub quiz later.

just set a new personal best in bench press

>>76560677
yes hi, checked. youre having the day off tomorrow

>>76560677
>losing to Brazil's F squad
what the fuck is wrong with Germans?

time for squats

>>76550385
Who /bayern/ forum here ?

>>76560688
Checked you too
Yes

>>76560487
Berlin is like London except it's less interesting, uglier, smaller, smellier and much much less important.

>>76560699
checked again, nice. have fun at the pub

>>76550135
could there be two midfielders more different than veratti and renato sanches

0707 is basically doubles

>>76560709
yes

>basically
is one of those words i can barely say out loud. i get exposed on the regular in english classes

How much do you squat?

>>76560723
>english classes
you twelve m8

>>76560730
no

>>76560727
1x5 96kg front squat

>>76560723
behsicklieh

>>76560714
oh

why did nobody respond to denmark posting the image with the guy wearing the JUST tee-shirt?

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>>76560741

>that one song called "i came for you" by the disco brothers
pretty lewd

>>76560740
Weak af lmao

>>76560770
okay

>>76560702
Frankfurt should unironically be the capital.

time for deadlifts

>>76560779
>Frankfart
It's just Offenbach with jewscrapers.

already did my HIIT and wanked

what do i spent the rest of the afternoon on? the sun is fucking glorious

>>76560779
Most soulless city in the world

>>76560788
at least they have money, somewhat clean streets and are pretty much in the centre of Germany.

>>76560796
well done

>>76560796
ride the bicycle on slow speed through your neighbourhood, glancing at some hot hot bottoms and curves

>>76560801
denmark is the islam of football

>>76560799
bio hipsters and dogshit in the streets != soul

all good things in Berlin are located on a small island in the Spree.

>>76560796
>that good feel when warm, but cloudy
t. Westphalian, last white Germans west of Magdeburg

>>76560804
Berlin would be in the centre of Germany if it wasn't for banker cucks like you.

>>76560820
When I was the kid the only thing you'd step into in Frankfurt were needles and dead junkies. Anyway, the city has no soul that's undeniable. Even retort oil cities in the middle east feel less plastic than Frankfurt.

Kc tier thread.

>>76560585
both are shit

hello is this the /bundes/

>>76560832
but now it isn't. stop acting like there's a single prussian thing left in Berlin.

>>76560882
no, can't you read?

time for bent over rows

>>76560882
Näh.

>>76560657
All Kieze are shit. Stay miles away from everything labeled Kiez or Szenebezirk and Berlin is very enjoyable.

t. lived in Berlin

>This is the average german in 2017
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tUlKY886GGA

>>76560913
We're always a decade behind progressive America. Sad.

>>76560804
and if they were the capital and had to take care of all the capital spendings the money would be gone.

>pretty much in the centre of Germany
no Berlin is.

>>76560931
Drumpf is make America great
Merkel is should already make Germany brown!!!

time for overhead press

Gnabry is an overrated pacemerchant that already started declining during the winter break and then couldn't get past Bartels in the Rückrunde.

He's in no way Buyern level, maybe in 3 years, but not now. And we all know that Buyern can't develop young players for shit.

>>76560913
dude doesn't even look german

that is why they are lion him to hoffenheim dummy

>>76560951
*sells gnabry for 35 million in two years*

>>76560993
is gnabry the bitcoin of football?

>>76561000
as in an overrated meme?
then yes

as in yes

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>>76561000
Excellent post kek

any pics from this years bergkirchweih?

the what?

time for lateral wing raises

>>76561029
bergkirchweih. little oktoberfest in erlangen, city near nuremberg

time for hyperextensions

>>76561081
I hyperextended ur mom last nite lmao