/trans/ - Dabbing through the night edition

>de nnarumma

>>76549601

me to suicide fc looking VERY likely

These threads are moving so fast these days, are >we, dare I say it, back?

Serie A > normie league

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/a/

>>76549666
Tell us about it.

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Reminder a flat and toned stomach is the most important thing for a potential GF transfer

>>76549665
He was a promising prospect, definitely worth a go as long as they don't pay too much.

>>76549666
Don't be a fag

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what the..

>barcelona has signed marlon santos after a loan season
this faggot and yerri mina will be all the cbs they sign this summer

>>76549665
he's average, a bit technical but nothing special

>>76549665
He's still young enough to improve and get better, he's shown flashes of great ability since his debut at United although last season he was shit at Sunderland who were by far the worst team in the league anyway.

I think a move to serie a would suit him and he could have a similar impact that Memphis has had at Lyon if he's played regularly in a half decent team

t. United fan

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>>76549687
>Slipperpool

TRANSFER BAN WHEN AHAHAHAHAHA

>>76549661
Raiola is the cunt for trying to milk future agent fees out of him and his contract.
If the "we are Milan" dialogue is true, the Milan guys are also cunts for putting such pressure on an 18 year old who clearly doesn't know how to handle it.
Donnarumma is just keeping his options open. This is a move Milan fans may not like but it's reasonable.

>>76549701
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=defv15gvl30u6tvja5r1qh2fu5&board=41.0

>Gotta know all the songs la!

>>76549679
That's a trap, right? Otherwise what's even the point.

>>76549705
No. Biggest transfer was Pastore for 40M. Milan is already doing better than them and the summer isn't even over.

>>76549683
>those earholes
Negotiations broke down before they even started.

>>76549644
fukin Conte. Barely uses Insigne for Italy but now wants to chase him. Why don't you chase that spud Eder instead.

>>76549728
rawk is a weird place
>this thread has over 200 pages
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=defv15gvl30u6tvja5r1qh2fu5&topic=240892.0

which rb will Chelsea sign? They need another one Moses only works in the eplel

>>76549683
that isn't toned in the slightest though

>>76549729
That's not a trap, but the male character dresses as a girl once or twice.

>>76549665
No.

>>76549697
I think we're past improvement. He's been shit for several different managers and teams and everyone has said he's got an attitude problem.

>>76549743
uhhhhhhh Lorenzo just resigned r-right

w-were safe right napolibro

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>>76549747
>the absolute state of this lad

>>76549687
my favourite meme of the summer so far desu

>>76549754
Aspie rb, Ake and/or Christensen will take his place as cb.

>>76549743
Giaccherini to Chelsea when?

>>76549747
Yeah that's a pretty weird idea lol...

>>76549743
I just remembered Eder plays for Italy

>>76549774
Azpi is better at cb, can't really do much attacking-wise

>>76549665
even from his youtube highlights he seems bad

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>>76549815
Stop this meme
He was looking fine as rb under Rafa, then for different reasons he had to play defensively and could never show how good he is. This included playing as lb when he's right footed.

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>>76549829
Or in Mexico?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13190007
http://www.strawpoll.me/13190007
http://www.strawpoll.me/13190007
http://www.strawpoll.me/13190007
http://www.strawpoll.me/13190007

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For me,its Fish and Poutine

>>76549869
worst munchbox ever

>Peña, Abella, (Eduardo) Herrera and Layun to Sevco

JUST

>>76549739
Good spot. Wouldn't even take on loan.

>>76549869

That looks delicious

t. ameriburger

>>76549644
dumb pogposter

>>76549841
what about a new left-back? Will Conte use Kenedy or Baba?

>>76549644

>not Adidab

You had one job

>>76549761
I hope he told Conte to f off. Completely wasted him for Italy. Will be funny if Hazard and Costa leaves.

>>76549851
breh

mexico

>>76549907
That's a good question, probably Alonso and Pedro.

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>>76549869
For me, it's KFC Nashville Hot

>>76549911
Can't have both things ending in dab la', an expert on (((diversity))) like yourself should know how important that is

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I would fuck Lindelof's gf to be frank

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>verrati's agent spotted in ibiza
oh shit barcelona are going to sign him

>>76549997
YEAHHHH

>>76549997
thought that was raiola for a sec

>76549687
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/45RWltd1_37RHqX5oFDWGw/

>five times in the space of 36 hours

The utter state of you.

>>76549990
How would fucking his gf make you Frank?

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>>76549747
>liverpool fans

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>>76549683
>toned

>>76549747
and people call /sp/ autistic

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Hello anyone wanna buy some players?

haha a girl just sent 96 messages to me on whatsapp lads

>>76550164
>>96

>>76550164
>>76550190
I don't get it.

>>76550088
RedCafe is worse. Way worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aglun7Xrgw

Any updates in the bull to Sweden FC situation?

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>bbbrrrttttttsssspffpfpfppfpfpfpssssss

>>76550230
No news mexico

>>76550201
It's not though, i frequent both for shits and giggles and rawk is by far the most deluded autistic riddled fan forum on earth, you'd have to be a liverpool fan to think otherwise

>>76550164
What were they about m8

>>76550248
Nice meme. Red Cafe is a bajillion times worse. You're just shitposting.

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>>76550236
good lord

>>76550255
just general stuff really, she likes to send a lot of messages when im not on the phone

>>76550236
would pay to see them get ravished by a black man

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>>76550236

don't know why Conte would think Insigne would ever leave Napoli
all of Napoli's good players are /lifelong/ lads

>>76550268
>>76550286
*pays for dinner*

>>76550279
;_;

I'm happy for you anon

>>76549644
>Birmingham City manager Harry Redknapp
How did I miss this

haha i just had a dream where i actually had a gf guys haha

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=308407.0

>>76550303
Can anyone confirm these rumours:
a fucking to leaf

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>>76550319
every day I wish that she'd become my gf desu

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=276327.0

>>76550351
*pays for dinner and the taxi ride back home*

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/complaint-to-bbc-regarding-pete-the-badge.326791/

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*whips the transfer market into shape*

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I feel like supporting Liverpool. Should I or should I just keep supporting Bayern?

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Net spend trophy la

>>76550425
>Mangala made the french team
lyl

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>>76550417
What? are you fucking stupid?

>>76550425
>tfw john stones is the most expensive english player ever

>>76550382
*is jailed and for calling xer he*

>>76550399
>page 1 of 149

Belgian squad is 2x as expensive as poortugal and Ronaldo's fee accounts for half their value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA8Uav7EPlQ

Which player has the hottest girl?

>>76549644

>£20m is not enough for Championship midfielder Cairney

Fuck sake lads, this is going too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi-SdzOlef4

>>76550451
that sucks

>>76550355
Have you tried to make that happen before and did she reject that, or haven't you made the leap yet?

>>76550492
Sagna

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>>76550445
>tfw le sideways pass man #344402 is the most expensive player ever

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>>76550492
Leo

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>>76550544
>Big nose Leo
>kid so autistic he is kissing his own hand

Wew.

>>76550260
theyre both shit fucking hell. Just rawk has the larger delusion but also better laughs....and then you get threads where they all type a full stop every fucking year

>>76550597
>theyre both shit

Now who's deluded?

Whats the RAWK of Man U

>>76550519
not made the leap yet m8, we met online so I dunno we'd have to meet up first but I'm 70% sure she feels the same way

>>76550533
pogba was great yesterday mourinho is just a shit coach

>>76550617
redcafe. I remember when they were convinced they were signing Ronaldo back

>>76550617
redcafe

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hmm

>>76550533
This shop was lazy as fuck. It actually looks like the chicken is to the side

>>76550637
>>76550638
Oh. I thought Red Cafe was for Liverpool kek

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>>76550651
based straya

been browsing r/soccer for a bit and it's not as bad as you guys say it is

>>76550671
I'm screencapping this to use against you, sorry lad. I did it for Bulgaria, but I need all the evidence to prove you retarded JF wrong as possible.

>>76550680
fuck off there then if you really think that.

>>76550681
Are you okay?

Why are people so obsessed with ass these days?

>>76550629
Good on you m8, good luck. You deserve it

>>76550699
I love licking arseholes desu. Dont know where it came from, but its agony not knowing when to bring up on a date

>>76550629
she wouldn't text you >>96 times if she wasn't into you lad

go for it

>>76550696
I'm fine, lid. But you won't be when, at an oppertune moment in the future, I spring this gut-wrenchingly hilarious post you made out and BYTFO.

Watch.
Your.
Back.

>>76550716
Ask her if she's into a bit of licky licky bum bum fun.

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>second biggest spanish paper complains about attempts by spanish justice to cover up and obstruct any reporting into cristiano's tax fraud case
ayyy

>>76550726
Wtf Im report u now

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>>76550708
>>76550725
cheers lads, we're all gonna make it

>>76550731
Bit surprising they went anal over Messi but don't over Ronaldo. Do you Spaniards hate Argie Bargies more than Moortugal?

>>76550726
>Ask her if she's into a bit of licky licky bum bum fun.
cant just drop it on them, they recoil.

>>76549666
Those digits say youre going to hell. I might hold off if i were you

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>>76550740
got any stickers boys or are u just customers for life??

also r8 the stikies

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>>76550736
I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.

BEHOLD EVERYBODY, WHAT A RETARD SINGAPORE IS! EVERYBODY LAUGH!

>>76550716
Wew, I can imagine.
I love choking/slapping/hairpulling and the way to test if she's into it is just grabbing her by the neck just hard enough during missionary. If she's horny enough and into it she'll usually pull your hand back when you stop doing it, or just tell me to do it harder.

That's an easier 'probe' than sticking just the tip of your tongue in her pooper though, must be hell. I feel your pain la.

>>76550745
>Bit surprising they went anal over Messi but don't over Ronaldo
not surprising at all
>messi = barcelona = catalonia
>cristiano = madrid = spain

I really want to see someone wear the 69 jersey in the Premier League.

>>76550766
Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Doiiiii. Bit autistic lad. We end up giving MORE money to our runaway countries.

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>>76550716
>>76550765

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>>76550763

JUST

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>you will never be a top footballer and make subtle hints that you browse /sp/ in interviews and then check /sp/ later to see tons of threads about you

>>76550803
i do that all the time but none of you cunts ever notice

>>76550803
>dreamed that I was a famous footballer and /sp/ was shitposting about me

>>76550803
I actually have this theory that because of Eden Hazard's weebness that he might have stumbled upon /a/ one or twice

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>>76550803
>>76550816
>>76550819
>>76550821
Holy fucking shit, you guys actually care about sports? Omg. I seriously thought this was a meme. I read about /sp/ on /tv/ and they said it was the best board because of the memes and I thought pretending to have an interest in sport and being knowledgable about it.WAS the meme.

Fuck me. I'm out. Sorry guys. I thought this was a seckret kloob meme.

>>76550830
>actually caring about sports

fuck off faggot i bet you have vaginal sex with your gf

>>76550830
Adrian Durham screams of someone who posts here.
does he still have his job at talksport, where he argued Gerrard was a better player than Giggs?

>>76550846
gerrard was a better player than giggs

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>>76550845
But I don't. I thought it was a meme TO do.

>>76550846
I've long held the belief that there is a /sp/artan on the BBC Sports website. I had loads of related memes saved I spotted but I only seem to have this one.

>>76550857
Adrian la, youre talking shit again.

>>76550861
That's not an /sp/ meme, it's on any english site that talks about fitba

>>76550819
You mean dreamt. Not dreamed.

>>76550869
I know, it was just what I could find, I literally said that.

>#cfc looking for £10m+ in compensation from #LFC for Solanke.role in #ENGU20 World Cup win is now part of their case

>>76550861
Pretty sure the Guardian invented that

>>76550871
>dreamed a dreaaaaam by the ooold canallllllll

shane macgowan would beg to differ
aren't both correct?

>>76550880
>tapperpool getting rumbled again
kek
KEK
K E K

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>>76549739

>Meanwhile West Brom have turned down a £10m bid from the Foxes for defender Jonny Evans. The Northern Ireland captain, 29, moved to The Hawthorns from Manchester United in 2015 for £6m.

>Jonny Evans is only 29
Christ.

>>76550821
Tons of footballers seem to be into that thing, which is fine I guess. Only time anime annoys me is in here because it's so fucking unrelated to what these threads are about (imo), and the people posting it always acts like faggots. I don't think they actually are fags, but they act like it whenever they spam their anime shit.

Anyway point was, a lot of footballers upload pictures of it in their social media, mention it in Q&A's etc. so Hazard isn't a special case in that area. In Chelsea alone I know of Zouma, Michy and Hazard. I've also heard Serge Gnabry mention it in some Arsenal upload on youtube.

>>76550902
Thomas Müller is only 27.

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gf just sent me this, lads. She's switched the fucking whore!

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u jelly ABUs?

>atletico are going to sign costa for 20m
Triggered desu

>>76550923
haha lol!

>>76550932
>>76550923
hmmmmm

>>76550932
>a slightly younger grant holt

>>76550945
she's not that bad

finally got a prescription for baclofen and valium lads

>no more paying 20 times what they actually cost in pharmacies

anon 1 - alcoholism 1, now for extra time

>>76550028
Underrated

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>£10m for the English Adama Traore

>>76550979
hope it goes to penalties desu

how many traore's are there?

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>Dame Heather Rabbatts will step down from her role on the board of the Football Association.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40271702

Another sexy babe leaving the game.

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Who is that girl? She's beautiful!

>>76551007
quite a few

>>76551010

UNDA DA SEA

>>76551017
IN AN OCTOPUS' GARDEN
WITH YOU

>>76550803
Literally my dream m8

CLAUDE POO-el

>>76551106
haha

>>76550985
Tbf I think Dom plays lot more on positioning and finishing than pace. In my memory he isn't even really that fast, although I could be mixing that up.

>>76551106
Lel

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>mfw nobody has been able to provide me with the Pepe cringing as he puts a cigarette to his mouth

;_; USELESS THE LOT OF YOU!

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>>76551145
have a Rare Jezza instead

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>>76551145
will this do

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>>76551163
>>76551172
I HAVE AMPLE OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE IT IN THE PAST AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT WHEN IT WANT IT.

>>76551008
>her

Can we just stop recognizing intellectual dishonesty and get fucking real at some point? These people need help, not encouragement.

>>76550932
Is Victor sexy or not?

>>76551252
He looks like a handsome dude

>>76551237
They're not male just jamaican

>manure fans raving about paying 45m for some literally centre back they'd never even heard of before he was linked to them

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>40m for nzonzi

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Any news on the Bojan to Celtic underground whispers?

>>76551347
literally who is the literally who?

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>>76551364

Wasn't he at some EPL relegation fodder a few seasons back?

>>76551364
>>76551385
>LaLiga star not interested in Chelsea move, wants to join Juventus

>>76551347
31 m pounds lad, get it right

what is the scouse word for "grenade" ?

>>76551385
he played for stoke before he moved to sevilla

>>76550544
>Eyes open
What did they mean by this?

>>76551347
You now remember when they hyped up with Memphis

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>>76551401
with 40m bayern gets tolisso
jj only gets nzonzi for the same price

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>>76551401
>>76551417

It was Blackburn I was thinking of.

You now remember Junior Hoilett.

Just killed a moth, a mosquito and some other insect. AMA

>>76551456

what do you have against brazilians?

>>76551456
clean up your room

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>>76551448
>Junior Hoilett
>plays for cardiff city

I and you now remember Chamakh.

>>76551456
What's a good movie to watch?

>>76551347
Even city fans weren't excited when it was them who signed a random defender from the portuguese league

>>76551456
Did you plaster their bodies onto your window sill to serve as a warning to any future insect that contemplates entering your room?

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>>76549687
>mum I posted it again! XD

killing insects is cruel and unnecessary

>>76551530
Paddington desu
>>76551551
I'm not a sadist

>>76551456
but moths are our friends

>>76551567
this

The K gf

>>76551372

Give McInnes

>>76551633
its G

>>76551588
>I'm not a sadist
B-but they are already dead, how is it sadistic to do what I suggested

>>76551567
In nature yes, inside your house no. No mercy for trespassers.

>>76551653
>H-h-h-aha, I already removed the kebabs. Throwing them all in mass graves isn't making it any worse!

>>76551567
It's not. Trust me, i'm an entomologist.

>>76551567
this

>>76551567
I get my dad to do it when there are moths in my room and I need to sleep but I'm too scared to go in there

>>76551668
You didnt mention killing any roaches

>>76551567
What about spiders? Hate the big bastards, one fell on me the other day

>>76551464
hehe

breaking news..

southampton get rid of a manager on their own terms

good riddance for the league

>>76549666
Just listen to French pop music, lad. It helps calm me down.

>>76551780
the weaker the bottom 14 teams are, the better

so a company are renting our national stadium to host West Ham - Man City in preseason

they are confident they can break the attendance record for the stadium, but it's current capacity is 9800, while the record is around 22000, because uefa rules used to allow attendance to stand and the stadium still has the old stands

additionally, they've chosen to have it at 13:00 on a friday on the biggest travelling weekend in iceland, when there's basically 10 icelanders left in Reykjavík

and their whole logic was "because we did well at the euros"

I'm not sure this company know what they're doing

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What is /trans/ listening to on this quiet day?

>>76551849
if theres a cheap ferry or something to iceland id be up for it

>>76551855
getting hyped for this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmr2j4yXU_Q

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>>76551855

>>76551849
should have played it at your comfy indoor stadium where the preseason cup is played

saw a hot girl on the street a few hours ago but i can't wank to her because i don't remember her face well enough

sad!

>>76551855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDTdMBTMsK8

I need to listen to more music desu, podcasts have really eaten into how much I listen to

>>76551855
https://youtu.be/62_0ZHhOo58

>>76551849
how is Reykjavík this time of year?
I seek a trip both far and queer

>>76551980
I'm sure it will come to you.

>>76551780
the yank saints plastic on here will be pleased

>>76551780
Is Tuchel coming to the prem?

>>76551567
Found the t*rk

>>76551998
>how is Reykjavík this time of year?
perfect, 15-17 degrees, sun and a bit of rain.. pls come and give us your money by joining the tourist heards

>I seek a trip both far and queer
huh?

>>76552160
do you welcome ethnic tourists?

>>76550158

isnt mino italian and dutch? I didnt know he was jewish. or are you just meming because he is a hustler.

>>76552542
Just meming

>Manchester City will try to fund half of their huge summer transfer spree with a planned £130m clear-out, led by goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and striker Kelechi Iheanacho, 20, for whom the Blues aim to get £25m each. (Manchester Evening News)

Why do they care about FFP? They don't get punished strongly. They won't get £130m for those players. But if they do, then Arsenal will want £70m for Sanchez.

>>76552160
>15-17 degrees
got anything a bit hotter lad?

>Roma have warned Liverpool they won't be bullied into selling 24-year-old winger Mohamed Salah, who they value at £35m. (Independent)

>Bullypool
>Tapupool
>Cheatingpool
>Liarpool

How has Liverpool gotten away with all this bullshit? Constantly been linked with tapping up and outright lying bout contracts and bullying people into giving in and screeching JFT96!!!! every time something goes wrong.

What have RAWK said about the illegal stuff or tapping up or whatever?

>>76553119
Feel like these clubs are doing Liverpool a favour desu.

What's the difference between playing RB and LB? Literally just your favoured foot?

>>76553119
Doesn't Roma have to sell 1 player before the end of this mnth to balance the books tho?

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>Stones £50 million
>Sterling £50 million
>Pickford £30 million

Why are English players so expensive?

>>76549666
listen to the golden age of serbian turbo folk music from around 2002-2009 and you will find a reason to live.

I had the most depressing day ever today until i put on a little Sanja Djordjevic, and all of a sudden everything came good.

Praised be the footballing gods, no more Puel

All I want next season is to actually see some reasonably attacking football and some goals being scored.

>>76553087
apart from hart and iheanacho?
nolito
mangala
bravo
denayer
delph
mooy
roberts

would that tally another 80 mil?

>>76551372
>Sunderland forward Fabio Borini, 26, is reportedly hoping for a move back to Italy this summer, despite interest from Celtic. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>>76551855
Tanja Savić

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWBmfXZeJK4

>>76549679
mori san is a top meido, chicharito back to manU when?

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>>76553087
>for whom the Blues aim to get £25m each
>mfw
but i guess they'll fin some dumb enought in the EPL

>>76553233
Hart to Wba
Iheanacho to West Ham
Nolito to Sevilla
Bravo stays but Willy goes to Chelsea
Delph to Southampton

>If midfielder Marco Verratti wants to play for Barcelona next season, then the 24-year-old will have to take an active role in forcing through his Paris St-Germain exit, according to the French club. (Marca)

>>76549997
>Verrati-MSN magical diamond axis
I came

goooooood evening!

>Striker Fernando Torres, 33, has rejected a big-money contract offer from Mexican side Queretaro to stay at Atletico Madrid for another season. (AS)

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>Forward Gareth Bale, 27, is not looking for a move away from Real Madrid despite Manchester United's interest in signing him. (Daily Mail)

>>76553167
yes but they can sell Rudiger or Nainngolan who would make them even more money

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what the fuck happened to FFP?

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>Liverpool and Chelsea are currently in a battle to sign 20-year-old Porto midfielder Ruben Neves. (A Bola, via Daily Star)

Someone to Chelsea WHEN. If we get Papy 2.0 I'm killing myself.

so who should i be excited to see next year

>>76553343
SNUBED AGAIN AHAHAHAHA

>>76553493
apparently Bakayoko i joining next week, other than that i really heaven't heard not one half-believable roumor about Chelsea

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>"I don't believe it!"

>>76553550
How do you call this British haircut with the bowl bangs and covered ears?

>>76553087
Literally only Iheanacho is worth anything, more clubs should be in for him

No top 7 club will go for Hart and his wages are too high for any others

Might get £50m from Nolito, Mangala, Nasri, Bony and Delph combined

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>Southampton sack manager Puel after one season

>Southampton sack boss Claude Puel after one season in charge, when they finished eighth in the Premier League and reached the League Cup final.

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>Everton's signing of 23-year-old England Under-21 goalkeeper Jordan Pickford from Sunderland will kick off £150m of summer spending at Goodison Park. (Daily Mirror)

>Fulham have turned down a £20m bid from Newcastle for 26-year-old midfielder Tom Cairney. (Independent)

>>76554071
All the teams below 7th were equally shit. Lestah finished 11, but were only two points off of Southampton.

>>76553334
Thank fucking god. We can buy much better players for a lot less money in south america

>>76554230
>fire a guy who got a mid-table team to the mid-table position and into a final

Yet Klopp struggling to get Top 4 is OK? Why hasn't be been fired? It's a terribly odd decision.

>>76554071
Southampton were only 6 points away from 17th, being 8th isn't really that impressive. They have also played dog shit football all season.

>>76554324
Good point, I guess? But they still finished 8th. I don't see how this will change next year.

>>76554071
Soton were 12 points from 18th, fucking 6 from 17th. They shoulda won the cup refball aside, but they were really shit all season

>>76550932
Lovely Muslim couple

>>76550088
It's kind of hard to top the guy who was stalking UTV.

>>76550736
>announcing reports

>found my copy of FIFA 11

This is amazing
>Real Madrid Kaka on the cover
>LCD soundsystem on the soundtrack because they'd just released their 'last' album
>Be the goalkeeper is the back of the box selling point

>>76553182
Because you have to register a fuckload of them to meet the rules

City don't think Stones and Sterling were the best possible players they could get in their positions, they're just the best possible english players they could get

>>76553358
>what the fuck happened to FFP?
new tv deal made it irrelevant

>>76554851
Why not just moneyball and buy a bunch of guys from the Championship for cheap.

>>76554887
Because they know the prem clubs have money and the big clubs need the squad players to at least be decent

Look at the Harry Maguire transfer, he's barely established as a prem player and yet he's going for silly money

>>76554915
Jesus Christ, did all the clubs abandon their youth academies or something?

>>76552038

thanks for remembering me =3

>United fans believe that once Morata hands in a transfer request then it will be all over for Madrid

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occasional reminder

>>76555317
>>96

>>76555317
>>96

Should I support Liverpool if I lean to the left politically?

>>76555528
Yes

>>76555528
>>76555799
>my political affiliation affects the team I support
Fucking cancer 2bh

>>76555834
go back to work fa m

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>>76551145
Is this it la?

>>76555834
I support albirex because fuck you singapore

>>76555528
no liverpool is a white working class team, stick with manchester city or arsenal

>>76556140
>liverpool is a white working class team
what does that make Everton?

>>76549665
typical english-developed player
+ pretty fast, good balance
+ willing to ignore tactics/teammates and charge directly toward the goal or byeline (this is called being direct and is very good)
- not actually very good

>>76556943
Another white working class team I suppose. The rivalry isn't based on working classes.

>>76557061
>>76557078
now kiss

any update on the gf who is open to milking and rimming to me situation, lads?

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>>76557911
>tfw no gf to tie me down and sit on my face, then writhe around until I can barely breathe

>>76552542
>italian and dutch
>jewish in form and jewish in essence
he's a perfect speciment

>>76554944
might as well

>>76550763
singaporeans are pants-on-head-retarded in every facet of life

>>76555834
>being this obtuse unironically
wow singapore back at it again with the autism

>>76552542
Even worse. He's Neapolitan.

>>76558424
Don't lump me with him. I knew Red Cafe isn't Liverpool.

>>76558497
no, you are all trash.

Is this the /nosleep/ general?

>>76558516
Pick any random thread from /vg/ for that.

>>76558520
kys la

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Do it today lads

>>76549747
You can literally post a 1 letter reply on that thread for easy angry (You)'s

What should my transfer fee from FIFA to PES be?