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/mls/ general - THE RETURN edition

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>Saturday, 6/17
NYCFC vs Seattle Sounders, 1pm EST
Atlanta United vs Columbus Crew SC, 7pm
New England Revolution vs Chicago Fire, 7:30
Orlando City SC vs Montreal Impact, 7:30
Toronto FC vs DC United, 8pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Sporting KC, 9pm
Colorado Rapids vs Portland Timbers, 9:30
Real Salt Lake vs Minnesota United, 10pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs FC Dallas, 10pm
LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo, 11pm

>Sunday, 6/18
Philadelphia Union vs NY Red Bulls, 5pm EST

>NASL
www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
https://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY
offseason

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>>76405002
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who /going to an open cup game/ tonight
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>>76549407
schedule/streaming?
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>>76549593
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>>76549407

Not sure why MLS teams should ever get home field advantage tbqh. But US Soccer will do anything to prevent non-MLS teams from getting money so whatever.

If the Lã Galaxy were playing in OC I would go but I ain't driving all the way to Carson
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>>76549407
Here
>>76549826
Agreed
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>perf
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daily reminder that this is the Whitecaps' year

you should probably give up on your team now and save yourself the tears.
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Lads, should I go to the Open Cup game alone tonight?
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>>76550242
Yes. Doing things alone isn't a bad thing. You could meet new people
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>>76549407
First time we've hosted an MLS team, absolutely I'm going
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>>76549659
your thread thanks you
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>>76550506
>implying there's anything else to do in St Louis anyway
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>>76550242

Yes, be drunk and make friends
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>>76550242

thats what Im doing
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>>76550242
>>76551313
You're not alone if you're going together.
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Lol
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also the rebulls didn't give me my season ticket holder seats but the tickets are on seat geek so imma just sit there so if anyone wants a row 1 ticket hmu
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>the home team wins cup
The only satisfaction that you can possibly get out of this meme cup is watching minnows beat MLS teams. After that who literally gives a fuck?

>gifting meme teams CCL access

Literally a meaningless waste of time.

Seriously imagine being an American soccer fan, what a joke. They don't earn anything they get and the majority of shit is just retarded memes anyways.
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>>76552032
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when does atlanta play? only team worth watching
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>Leafs
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>>76551866
Still more worthwhile than the CanCham
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>>76552513
The Cascadia cup is literally more prestigious and worthwhile than the open cup.

Canadian Championship is full of classic Canadian rivalries and has the same prize as the open cup (CCL spot), with having a better format and guaranteed Canadian content for the wildcard factor. Always entertaining to watch, even when MLS teams face off against the USL ones.

US open cup is like watching USL teams play eachother. Completely forced. Boring. Uneventful. Who cares. Best US team is crowned either through Supporter's Shield or MLS cup. MLS teams should just drop out of it to give amateur teams like Christos FC the opportunity to show the world the sad state that US soccer is in.
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>>76549898
None
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>>76552704
Yeah, no. Your 3 team contest is a joke and is roughly on par with forced rivalries like the Trillium Cup. The fact that you get a CCL spot out of it is ridiculous. Classic Canadian rivalries? Yawn. USOC, given that it's region-based for the earlier rounds, has those too.
Don't pretend like TFC and IMFC don't play their B squads in CanCham, either.
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>>76552731
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>>76549898
we have enough money to have 4 past times faggot.
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>>76552704
vancouver really are insufferable faggots.
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>>76552704

>this post
>your brain
>your life
>your country
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>>76552817
have you talked to canucks fans?
some of the worst desu
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>>76552757
>he thinks interleague rivalries matter
>he thinks USL farm team rivalries matter

TFC/IMFC is the greatest MLS rivalry of all time, sorry kiddo. The hate that Toronto and Montreal have towards eachother results in the best sports rivalry on the continent and you're just a complete ignorant American if you disagree.

Reminder that the last non-Mexican team to reach the CCL finals was IMFC, a Canadian team. Canadian teams have been doing well in the CCL the last few go arounds, mostly dominating American teams. We will get to see TFC in the CCL finals, if not win the whole thing next year considering they are just utterly destroying MLS this year.
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i hope poohio loses
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>>76552990
>We always win
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>literally nobody at fatlanta game
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>>76553108
literally 30k in cincy. MLS when?
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>>76553108
I work around Kennesaw state, it sucks. They're hosting a USA rugby game this week too
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>an actual soccer market
POOLUMBUS BTFO
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>>76552962
>Seattle-Portland yesterday
>NYCFC-RBNY today
>interleague
Way to prove that you haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about
Not even sure why I'm still giving you (You)s
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what's up with the gayer than usual thread?
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>poouston
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>>76553216
>moving the goalposts
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>>76553259
>"CanCham is better than USOC because there are rivalries in it"
>USOC has similar rivalries between first division teams
>"g-goalposts..."
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>>76553235
leafs
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Wtf why are the USOC streams in some gay ass proprietary player with no Chromecast support
Why do I even own a TV
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>>76553409
The jews win again
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>>76553141

literally soon

https://twitter.com/fccincinnati/status/874395565404155904
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>kwadwo poku is playing in NASL now

How did this happen?
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>>76553596
YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING
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red bull should sell rbny so a new owner can rebrand them as a new jersey team

if you disagree you are a faggot and a disappointment to your father
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I don't even recognize this place anymore. So many unfamiliar trips. So many new menes. I miss the good old days of mls threads on sp. 2009-12 were prime. Back when all of you kids were in elementary school. The days of discussing what btr's feet looked like and her pictures teasing us, green texting about a neo Nazi mls club, loud silence being autistic...so many good times were had.

And now...it's been plagued by redditors. My happy place is now gone. Forever. Goodbye /mls/. The new generation has arrived and there's no room for old posters like myself.

One last time..
>You will never cum on btr's feet
>You will never be btr's bf
>there will never be a neo nazi mls club
>tfw revs fan
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>The absolute state of Columbus
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>>76553897
"The only constant, I am sure of.
Is this accelerating rate of change."
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>>76554052
another constant is your faggotry
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Why are so many nyc fans latino
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>>76554307
that is not the case
you should be asking
why are so many soccer fans latino?
but that is a dumb question
NYC, like Dallas, Chicago, LA has a variety of sports teams, and most white people in the US just like football, basketball, baseball, even furpuck better than soccer.
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>poolumbus poo
>poorlando shitty
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LMAO POOLUMBUS
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Hey just happened upon this post. Has Christos FC been BTFO yet?

t. buttmad Richmond Kickers fan
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>poorlando
holy shit
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are FC Natti >our guys?
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>Missguain
They really are brothers
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So that all but confirms Miami as the East 2018 expansion.

Cincinnati getting a good shout for the 2020 expansion if they can find some funding.
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>>76553826
Next Freddy Adu desu
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*wipes tears*

My little boys are growing up so fast, seems like just yesterday we were playing BIMBO USA in an abandoned city park.

Now a real local rivalry in a real stadium...
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;-;
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>>76554385
I cannot and will not ask that
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>POOLUMBUS POO
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>get ready to watch the usoc stream
>my team is the only one airing it on their shitty cable channel
just killys myself
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Who else loses to lower league opposition tonight?
My money is on the quacks
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>we're gonna lose to KC again
>the team was completely lifeless last game
>haven't even watched the first half of this one, so I don't know how bad it is rn
did I have my hopes up before?
I shouldn't've had my hopes up
I have too much experience with Minnesotan teams, I should expect this by now
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>>76554560
Not the situation at all
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>>76554876
oh hey, there's the halftime stats-
>KC: 11(5)
>MIN: 1(0)

brb gonna go an hiro
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>>76554909
J U S T
take out the crack stacks when you do
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>>76554907

Miami is objectively getting the expansion in the East. That shit is done, don't bother @ing me

Cincinnati's only real challenge for the round after that is Detroit or Tampa.
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USL
S
L
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>>76554849
pretty sure the lags will start a heavy lags2 lineup which they did >>76554983
and they will bottle it.
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>>76555009
Miami's expansion is different from the other ones
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>>76555009
Didn't Becks lose his stadium site again?
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oh and here's our starting lineup for tonight in case anyone wanted to see it

and if anyone wants to know what this lineup is like, well, it's inciting nothing but "what the everloving fuck?" from me
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>>76555104
jesus
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>sallad needs an own goal to get through
pretty embarrassing teebh
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wait, who is on that stretcher?
where's abu?
I'm scared
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>>76555150
greenspan is rip
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>>76555150
oh wait it's Joe Greenspan
but he's not moving
he hasn't moved in a very long time
i'm seriously worried for him
oh he's giving a thumbs up, what a trooper
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here's a cap of that thumbs up
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better beat fake salt pond on saturday
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>dominic dwover scored a 3rd goal
i'm done
Not watching the rest of that shit
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oof
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>>76555312
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>FATlanta
LMAO
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>>76553897
I member these things
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Lol
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>>76553853
Nah, it should be taken a step further. North Jersey annexed by NY and South Jersey annexed by PA
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>>76555674

Enjoy having that train break down and dying in a 100 degree tunnel
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>>76549407
>tfw just ate an edible and getting a korean bbq cheese steak at half time

Enjoy a pic of SF "Supporters"
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>>76555674
Omg they are doing "let go (our team)" chants TRANSPLANTS GET OUT
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MLS->CHARLESTON WHEN?
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>>76555755
>KEEP HANDS OFF BALLS
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which are we watching
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>>76555755
>you of all people making fun of fans
i don't even
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>fagcisco
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I know its against a minor league team, but Yueill already scored 3 minutes into his first professional game

>2-0 5 minutes in

>>76555967
i was making fun of how few even though SF is closer to Avaya than I am
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mlssoccer dot com calling this open cup game the "bay area derby" lmao
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I just thought of something, what do you think

>SF DELTARDS
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>>76556008
don't talk to me
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>>76556018
good post
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>fatlanus
KEK
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>>76556018
>beating up on a NASL team that is losing to an MLS side

What did you expect?
Oh wait, MLS A teams are losing to USL sides.
Carry on, US soccer is this pathetic
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>oh sea
>former chivas farm team
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>>76556056

Canada is the fat chick who didn't get invited to prom

Stay mad while we all have fun, roastie
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will da burrs beat salty water?
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ERA PENAL
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>lags
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>>76556204
Considering its in Sacramento and RSL a shit this year, I'd be tempted to put money on Sac
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This #9 for the Deltas is very Fellaini-esque
A big boy who throws his weight around but then is made of glass whenever he gets touched

I don't know who he is but I hate him
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>>76556384
>Fellaini
sorry who?
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>>76556396

Like Altidore, but European (gay and Muslim) and not completely fucking useless
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>>76555104
>that lineup
haha what?
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>>76555755

>two flags
>one is the rainbow

So this is tech industry elitist power...not bad....
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>>76556276
Sacramento went a month without scoring
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>>76556010

"The 101" and "the Bay Area" are plastic shit

"the 280" and "the CalTrain Derby" are better
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Where do you watch US Open games at?
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>>76556588
But Silicon Valley is SJ not SF
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>>76556621
>Caltrain
>tfw comfy capitol corridor
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DA. BURRS
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MONARCHISTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>Real Salty
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>fake salt pond
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>>76556648

https://www.ussoccer.com/lamar-hunt-us-open-cup/open-cup-tournaments/2017-usoc/

Find the schedule and then it says Watch and click dat shit
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>>mfw lost on a Solignac wondergoal
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>>76556651

The rich and the meme from SV live in the city and with all their money and supposed love for their adopted city, they can't even bother to get an Uber down to their teams biggest game
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JUST
U
S
T
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lol SF Betas going full Christos

Can't run more than 60 minutes
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>Royalty of Brine Flats
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these deltas should break some legs now.
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>Windows saying hi to his baby daughter on the sideline

Hate him but that was cute :3
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>that chelshit jersey on the kid
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>the boat town of charleston
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>>76557115
>not shanty town
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APOLOGIZE
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>>76557129
yes, for barely beating a usl team. totally not been exposed yet, nope.
how many more millions were spent for those 4 points you have over minisoda again?
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>>76557129
>having to come from behind
>at home
>against your own farm team

kek
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>>76557269
is this the /laughatfatlanta/ thread?
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Fatlanta posters seething
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>>76557179
We're still better built for the future and we've only played 5 home games
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>>76557322

Your franchise will be in Nashville by 2020
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>>76557322
whatever helps you and le cancer jew sleep at night
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>>76557179
not to mention on of those dp's(martinez) has been out 75% of the season and he is the main goalscorer
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>Memeis pissed that he isnt getting game time with the ninja turtles
Xheattle shitter shouldnt have even been called up in the first place.
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>>76557287
Yes
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>>76557379
SHOULD HAVE GONE TO GERMANY, BRAH
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Congratulations to your 2018 MLS Expansion franchises: the Miami Flamingos and the Sacramento Bears
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>>76557437
>
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>>76557437
would have been eaten alive there
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>Kings of the Occasionally Flooded Depression of Utah
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So when are the mormons being relegated?
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>>76557501

DELET THIS
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>>76557462
Cinci*
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>manlet scoring that header
christ rsl, just kys yourshelfs already
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>>76557567

The Miami Cincinnatius?

I kinda like that name, you should suggest it when they do the obligatory poll
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>>76557649
You do know that Miami FC and the Miami MLS bid aren't connected at all, right?
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https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/06/14/fc-cincinnati-release-renderings-proposed-soccer-specific-stadium

That's pretty wild. How close do you think reality will look to this?
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I have no words

this is the best I have ever seen this team play, and I was sure we were going to get annihilated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU3dj7iWAS0
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Excuse me but AYY is never off season
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>>76557806
RSL a shit, brah
This was easy to predict
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So Kellyn Acosta is proof that the MLS can't provide a decent box to box mid
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>>76557755
there's no way
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>>76557806
>c o w t o w n happy they beat a poor mormon pondside village
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>>76558049
d-don't you bully kellyn
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>>76558272

>Division 2 team beating an MLS team

who wouldnt be
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>>76558278
have some class, you beat a team in eternal rebuilding mode. maybe we should rethink you even getting a bid into our kool kids klub
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>>76557437
>2 goals in 15 games this mls season
He wouldnt have even survived in 2 Bundes.
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>>76558300
wow, has college sawker been exposed? one season wonder
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>>76558300
he'd have gotten better playing with/against German players than the collection of junk we have in MLS
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>>76558049
Bullshit. Matt Doyle told me that Acosta did great in Mexico and had a better night than pulisic. Expect him and BASED Bradley to be the starting midfield duo in 2018
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>>76558379
fuck off pretending to be a Doylefag
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>>76558313
i wasn't even aware college soccer existed, where are all their soccer-specific stadiums
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>>76558049
Why do you say that?
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>>76558566
oh sweetie...
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>>76558288
are you kidding? RSL almost won the CCL six years ago and here they are getting outtclassed by a fucking 2nd division USL team. Accept that MLS 1.0 teams will forever be relegation fodder for 3.0ers
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>>76558716
spoiler alert: this is pretty much the same fucking team as 6 years ago
their key players are old, and they haven't bothered with replacements yet, and it shows
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>>76558716
forgot the qualifer that they are now in the eternal rebuilding mode. they some u20 ninja turtles in their academy but those sometimes don't work out.
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>>76557928
Great post
>perf
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>>76558752
>this is pretty much the same fucking team as 6 years ago
The half the squad was from the Monarchs, which is their USL side.

>haven't bothered with replacements yet
kek
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You can only reply to this post if your team is still in the US Open Cup, not so fast RSL and Columbus
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>>76560079
>RSL2 beat Sacramento 2-0
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https://twitter.com/DavidHarrisOS/status/875329996843364352

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAO
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>>76560786

delet this
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>>76561234

>.182

Nice bruh. So your team loses and you don't play and you decide to go out and celebrate and bring a fucking bar down?
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>>76561234
>team loses to a fucking NAMBLASL side
>go and party
>be fucking stupid and drive home.

I think they make apps for these situations. Like fucking UBER.
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>>76561234
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One day closer to matches, lads.

I'm running to the beer store, who wants to throw in?
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IS THIS /oursport/?
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/ourteam/
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200 for SOUNDERS
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>>76561234
top lel
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predictions for the weekend, lads
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>>76562134
Home teams will win most if not all games.
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>>76562335
SKC over Union on PKs again
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>>76562335

>no battle of NorCal
>LAGS will run all over us
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https://www.thestar.com/sports/soccer/2017/06/15/brampton-soccer-star-cyle-larin-arrested-for-dui-in-florida.html

CYLE LARIN ARRESTED ON DUI CHARGE
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>>76562335
quaks
burrs

dynos
sallad

revs
doop

miami
cinci
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>>76562493
>>76561234

A

DRUNKEN

LEAF
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>>76562160
MADNESS
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>Soonposter here,

Sup guys...thought id stop by. I was pretty sure they'd cancel the game last night...then I was pretty sure we'd lose.

>tfw wrong both times

that would have been super embarrassing.


>Last Night
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>>76561234
>>76562493
>stuck in a meme league
>be sole striker
>get no service
>team sliding down the standings
>when you don't show up, team gets BTFO by a NASL team

Can't blame him, this is what US soccer does to people.
>>
>>76562435
get fucked cowtown. might get lucky if >we get hurt by injuries even more.
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Loons
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STAY FROSTY
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>weekend ball
Let's get hype, fellow anons.
>>
>thursday
>friday
>kickoff

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHH
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>Freddy Adu trialing with Swedish second division team Syrianska FC
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>Union "close to a contract" with Ronaldo

Nice.
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>>76566689
Why would Ronaldo go anywhere except LA, Florida, or New York City? And don't say money, because that's bullshit
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>>76566689
Yeah no
>>
EXPANSION NEWS WHEN
>>
>>76566944
Go to Google, search up 'mls expansion', and click on the news tab
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>>76566989
what's google?
>>
https://medium.com/@FairfaxNick/a-flaw-in-the-structure-christos-fc-offers-a-glimpse-of-promotion-relegation-in-u-s-8ef579c9bc1f

Ick
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>>76567047
summarize
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>>76566849
>Florida
say Miami, the only non-flyover part of florida. mouseshitters need not reply.
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>>76567170
It's another cringey tale from the pro/rel cult
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>>76567182
Fair enough, especially with Beckham
>>76567170
Guy who used to like DC United gets fed up with corporate mindset of the team, goes to a semipro game, loves it, dreams of a future where pro/rel in america is possible, Christos FC lose to DC United in the Open Cup
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>>76567047
>it's another pro pro/rel rel article episode
yawn
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>>76566849
>>76566922
;)
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>>76567485
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>https://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/875455899787173888
This keeps getting better and better
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>>76568005
we made it lids
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>>76568005
>were you aware that you were driving on the wrong side of the road?
>i'm not from here, i'm from canada
This is the future of Canadian soccer
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>>76568005
RIP Larin
RIP Orlando City
>>
hey guys got some new cool memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9gOUpsL3D0


https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19105536_10213277858050465_227803497702630685_n.jpg?oh=deada8b11dc31f98ce6b823fae194eee&oe=59A2536F
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>>76568005
>watched the whole video. Listened to all the pathetic excuses
What a scumbag.
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>>76568005
>he transfers to LAG and we dominate again
Lol make it happen Garber
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>>76569223
also

https://twitter.com/MrWeisGuy/status/875190942759870464

spray paint guy in this video

this fanbase just keeps giving
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>>76570072
>we
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>>76569085
he'll be back in 2-3 months, happened with Sapong (although it was dropped) he did league rehabilitation and came back a better player ironically, something about getting caught for DUI as a pro sports player either makes you really think or sends you in a spiral
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>>76571372
CJ's thing was bullshit, the cops basically made shit up. It got dropped and he was fine.

Larin is different. He blew a fucking .18, and almost caused a wreck going the wrong way. He's in some shit. He's lucky he didn't kill anyone.
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>>76571372
>>76571449
I thought Sapong was on pain killers or someshit.
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>>76571372
paging josh saunders

>>76571449
>not being able to drive at .21

what a fucking pussy lol
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imagine this, /emeless/

a genie approaches you and says your team will win the open cup, supporters shield, and mls cub

BUT

your fan base will be replaced entirely with /r/mls posters

do you accept?
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>>76572065

considering Im the only one here and most of the supporters are FB normies or already redditors, sure
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>>76572256
what franchise you fucking fag, let's see how wrong you are
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>>76572065
They already are so yes
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>>76572325

its a USL team
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250 for SOUNDERS
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>>76572065
This has already happened. Someone in Seattle accepted this offer, and I'm cool with it.
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>>76572065
in the same year? if treble yes, else no.
>>76572798
>mlsc up
>usl team
just say yes and we all get pro/rel, or at least your team pays the mafia to get in.
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running out of
>dank soccer memes
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>>76573090
>running out of dank soccer moms

fixed
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>>76573090
>not hoarding them for a rainy day
dumb kiddo, real dumb
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>>76573090
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKkOlPCT4uw
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>>76573748
>tfw your current club president is a pro-mojo time individual
>>
ameribros, are players signed from the superdraft better than the players developed by club academies at the same age?
>>
yall suck
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>tfw Real Salt Lake wont win the owl this year
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>>76573983
most of our teams are still getting their academies off the ground, so for the most part, yes, superdraft players will be better
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>>76573983
its about 50/50 at this point, academies are just now starting to hit their groove, I would say 5 years ago the draft was better but nowadays you're seeing MLS academies starting to produce 18 year olds who can contribute in the league rather than drafting a guy 4 years older. Basically they're similar level of players but the academy produced players have the benefit of being in a pro system at a younger age

>>76576829
>RSL
>Winning anything
>>
>>76573555
>chekt

IT'S RAINING
>>
Tomorrow. mlsanon.

How to celebrate?
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>>76576829
>owl

I don't think it works that way.
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Who's can stop this from happening?
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>21 years old
>stop supporting the team you grew up with because of "corporate sponsorships" and "crumbling stadium"
>then choose a literal one year wonder who will now fade to irrelevancy

>The team he supports now doesn't practice and only shows up to games when they can get off work
>this is what American soccer needs!!!!

Why are pro/rel shills so mentally ill?
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>>76578333
>amateur
>no training
>no structure or organization

>exactly the type of thing soccer needs in this country

Holy shit, how can someone be so wrong?
>>
Rumours are circulating that Cristiano is unhappy at Real. Which MLS team has even a tiny chance of picking him up?
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>>76578662
Miami or LA(FC)
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>>76578662
its too soon, give it a few more years, he'll either just stay at Madrid or make bank from another euro team for 3 more years then come to LAFC, NYCFC or Miami
>>
>>76578662
what are the richest MLS teams?

Galaxy or Sounders, right?
>>
>>76573983
No

Superdraft players are pretty much all US college players, so they lose 4 years of development. NCAA soccer is trash and the best athletes win, not the best soccer players..

There will be about 5-10 players in each draft that will turn out to be above average and stick in the MLS, the rest go to USL forever and by the time they learn how to play professional soccer, they are too old.

Basically if your team doesn't have a half decent academy or is not even trying to recruit new players, MLS needs to boot out your ownership because you don't deserve a team. The reason why FC Dallas has done consistently well, and why TFC is currently hitting their stride is because of depth, that comes from academies not a handful of draft picks with questionable quality.

Academy depth is how MLS is going to beat Liga MX teams in CCL, considering the salary cap.
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>>76573983
Lol no. Academy players are by far the more talented players coming out of mls. Superdraft picks are college kids who managed to stand out but only 2 of them ever make it at this level and if they do it's because they went to an academy during their college years and actually trained there instead.
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>>76576829
Lmao enjoy losing to based Minnesota tomorrow
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GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
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>>76558379
Him and Hyndman maybe
>>
The Bay Area, Seattle, Chicago, and NY are the areas with the best fans and support
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>>76571372
Didn't Ridgewell get charged with DUI too a year ago?

>>76573983
These days, Superdraft players are the ones who couldn't get pro contracts out of an academy, or foreigners who valued a college education higher than playing professionally. They'd be alright in your league, maybe.
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>>76582681
Yeah buddy.
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>>76582423

>tfw no bay area NWSL team
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>>76583186
Realistically you could probably buy one yourself.
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>>76583186
>>76583275
>tfw put on short shorts and wig
>become a founding owner and player coach of a team
>win medals and world cups. appear on wheaties boxes

Why hasn't anyone else thought of this
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>all this debate over who is getting expansion franchises

Meanwhile:
https://twitter.com/ArtieNBCSD/status/875774599295782912

Just, fuck San Diego at this point. Like holy fucking shit. How do you turn away a new commercial district, the jobs that come with it, the social pride that a new sports franchise could generate as well as a new home for the primary college football team that will be homeless come 2019, and all without a single taxpayer cent. What a pack of visionless obstructive dipshits. Someone find a new home for the Padres. We don't deserve them. They're too big time for the small town thinking that runs this community.
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>>76583681

but petco is so comfy =(
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>>76583694
Let SDSU play there. Apparently pleasing it is all that the City Council gives a shit about, and I say that as an Aztec alum. I am furious with my alma mater for cribbing Dean Spanos' playbook of being spoiled shits that accept nothing but 100% of what they want.
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>>76583681
What exactly are they complaining about?
They're blocking the vote
Also that thing says "consequences for the next 300 years" or something
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>>76583842
FS Investors, the group behind Soccer City, had their shit together. The week after the Chargers announced they were leaving SD, they bopped in out of nowhere and said:
"Hey guys, we have this idea, and a financing plan, and it gives everyone what they want in varying degrees, but everyone stands to benefit. Oh, and we want to pay for all of it. We'd like to collect signatures from the public and submit this plan to the City Council for approval, but we need to have this taken care of before the end of the year otherwise MLS will most likely not wait, and will grant a franchise that could be ours to another city."
They made themselves available to all media, answered every question and tried to make the process as open as possible.
A few months went by, and other measures necessitated a special election this fall, so then they came out and said:
"Hey so we gather more signature more quickly than any other measure has in the history of San Diego, and since we are having a special election later this year, we think it would make the process more legitimate if instead of the City Council, we let the community vote on Soccer City."
Around this time is when SDSU started bitching that the stadium wasn't going to be big enough for them to get into a NCAA Power 5 conference despite there being next to no chance of that happening anytime soon, completely ignoring the fact that a stadium being too big can be the reason MLS chooses not to grant a franchise. Then other local developers started bitching that the process wasn't open enough and that everyone should have been allowed to submit a proposal and that Soccer City shouldn't be allowed to pass until everyone gets a chance. At some point SDSU broke away completely and said they wanted the majority of the area FS Investors was seeking to purchase to use for campus expansion not today, not next year, but 30 years from now, which is why Soccer City couldn't happen. That has completely stalled out and now...
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>>76584050
...bot and shill accounts have been talking out of their ass against Soccer City, all but one member of the Sports Section of the local newspaper has been writing counter-Soccer City propaganda, and that has led to political bullshit with the Democrats of the City Council voting lockstep against the Republican Mayor who endorsed Soccer City, despite the public support outside of social media being twice as significant as those against it. They invoked a measure passed last year that prevents political calls for a special election despite everything being proposed for the one this year being issues brought about by the public.

So to be concise, the early bird wanted to get the worm, and a little bird with no beak who the early bird wanted to give part of the worm to for nothing, got pissy that it wasn't getting all the worm, and while it was complaining, all the other birds showed up and were upset that they weren't able to get the worm and don't think it was fair for the early bird to get the worm in any capacity and are demanding that bureaucracy be put in place to allow everyone a fair chance to get the worm.
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>>76584050
Well stadium size might be a potential problem
But it's not the reason why they're not getting into the Pac-12
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>>76584182
>it's not the reason why they're not getting into the Pac-12
As anyone but dipshits who cite their end of season 25th ranking completely knows, and that is before acknowledging that the talent that got them that ranking just got drafted into the NFL.
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>https://twitter.com/KelceyBradeTSN/status/875838024663355392
More arrests
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>>76584239
Hasn't the team sucked more times than not?
Also what's the weird attendances?
The game with the highest attendance last year was a game against a FCS opponent
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>>76584291
The team has been getting better, but they still get rekt against premiere teams, and the occasional literal who. Yes, their RB just set an NCAA yardage record but who was he playing against?

The attendance is usually 30ishk with the high being 37k and that is once a season. SDSU was demanding a minimum capacity of 40k. FS made the compromise of building the stadium in a manner that would be expandable in time in order to meet growing demand, but that wasn't good enough for SDSU.
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>>76584239
Utah had top ten teams for decades and they probably only got invited because of tv markets
They've got the same problem Houston does
Too many in-state schools who benefit more from them being in G5 instead of P5
Oddly enough pro/rel would be better for college football than American soccer
>>
>>76584251
>we are the baddies now

Sweet
>>
The Fort Lauderdale Strikers are up for auction. Let's pool our neetbux, buy it, and move it to Anchorage
>>
http://www.sportsnet.ca/soccer/tfc-captain-bradley-calls-crowded-fixture-list-total-joke/
>Bradley blames MLS for Wednesday-A Ida schedule
>Canada Soccer is responsible for the Wednesday game
>CFL, Argos, and MLSE is responsible for Friday game
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>>76584654
*Wednesday-Friday
I'm not sure what the hell that is
>>
>>76578333
Because they have a Yuro mentality
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>tfw the whitecaps make fun of you for not having any friends
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>>76577978
Bradlel and Altishit choking when it matters again
>inb4 m-m-muh blootah at Azteca
>>
SATURDAY YO
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>>76589853
>still up
>party tomorrow at 1 am
>game in philly sunday

maybe i need to fully commit to this autism and just binge through monday
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>>76589853
AHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
QUICK, which game do I watch? tell fast
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>>76549264
I've reported every single IP in this thread to immigration police. you all have to go back
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>>76595372
AFC Anchorage vs Neo-Nazi FC
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>>76595501
To Norway? Would be sweet desu
>>
Get in here lads
>>76599369
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>>76595501
Everyone in my family has been here for over 160 years
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>>76599502
You sure are old lol
>>
Do I buy a Schweinsteiger shirtsy
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>>76583186
take kansas city's
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How's it feel knowing based NASL is the future?
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It's been almost a year since I've been able to shitpost with my MLSbros.

>mfw unbanned just in time for the Rainb Owl
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>>76600750
>banned for a year

What the hell did you do?
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>>76601313
It was actually supposed to be a permaban but I randomly got unbanned.

>What the hell did you do?
Posted a WebM of the Hartley girls where they weren't showing anything but the guy who does it for free still thought it was CP.

>wrote like five well-written appeals to no avail
>>
shoulda captained villa fuck
>>
>>76603447
>tfw i completely forgot about fantasy yet again
>>
Stream for Timbres ?
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>largest ever graduating class
>first to go through all 4 years
>soon
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>>76604905
Totally forgot Union had a highschool
>>
>>76604905
>paying 30 grand a year to be a bimbo
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>>76605146
what the fugg.
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>>76606278
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>>76606720
>>
Lets go Orlando!

~the only straight Orlando City fan
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>>76606972
I can't believe MLS found an even gayer level
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>>76607119
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>>76607419
>>
lmao fatlanta fans are so dumb
>>
>poohio
>>
What faggot came up with "5 stripes" for Atlanta's nickname?
>>
>>76607824
It's contrived
>>
>>76607696
remain angry
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>>76607824
their meme owners probably
everything about them is a meme desu
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>>76607824
>>76607849
>>76607877
>>
>>76607916
sweet meme
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>>76607933
ty ty
>>
LMAO
>>
winnipeg here we come
>>
>>76608046
would be the best move desu
calgary a shit
>>
>the state of florida
>>
god fucking damn it piatti is good and so is dzamjamlaimamamali
>>
>aha slips and falls

LGTSS

AHAHAHAHA
>>
don't care much about schweinsteiger but he was twice the player meme lampard and meme gerrard were
>>
Anyone have a link to a stream?

>mfw season ticket holder and out of town
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>>76608100
why would a german care about chicago fire legend bastian schweinsteiger?
>>
>>76608118
Fox Sports GO app++
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>>76608158
beats me
rumours say blaszczykowski will join him
>>
>>76608222
how bad are non soccer people gonna butcher his name lmao
>>
Atlanta need Guzan if only for corners
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>>76608257
it's spelled "world cup"
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>>76600369
HEY NOW
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>>76583520
Someone has.

It was rated Pg-13 and it was terrible.
>>
carlos rivas shoots like cyle larin drives
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>get the ball under pressure
>lose it
amateur hour
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>>76608441
>>
>>76608572
Jesus Christ you are dumb. She works for Atlanta
>>
>>76608623
Trolled hard
>>
>>76608623
>But she looks exactly like the Atlanta United bitch on fsn
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>
i dislike justin morrow's new cornrows
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>DC United has 186.000+ likes on fagbook
>between 19 and 60 likes per post
Is this team dead?
What do they have to do to become great again?
>>
>>76608768
be less huehueican
>>
ALMI
>>
>>76608768
>worst united in the league
the absolute state of dc sports
>>
Link to meme commentary facebook stream plz
>>
how does Victor Vazquez speak better english after a month or two in Canada than Giovinco does after two years

i get that there are a lot of italians here but jesus dude
>>
>>76608768
>Facebook likes
Literally who cares

The new stadium will be a huge boost next season. At this point, this season is a wash, just wait for that.
>>
http://www.shaloosports.ml/p/page-21.html

quakes v KC
>>
FUCK
>>
>>76608222
>>76608257
Blash-chee-kahv-skee
That isn't hard at all
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alimiGOD
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>>76609390
fug
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>>76609388
are you the non soccer people???
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>>76609390
He would unironically be good in europe 2bh.
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>>76609438
No, but I know slav retard spelling when I see it.
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>>76609468
No
No
Don't say that
We're not a fucking development league
>>
Ick
This is a shitty format
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>>76609678
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>>76609593
Fuck off you autist. Your doyle shitposting has gone bland.
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>columbus poo
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>new english finishing
nn /mls/
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>>76609900
I WAS FUCKING SWEATING
GO FIRE
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>>76609883
ATLANTGODS
>mfw the Martinho will lead us to playoffs and victory.
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DC united once again falls to the >mls defending meme
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COL/POR?
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>>76609702
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>>76609957
found
http://www.jokerstream.com/p/channel.html?s=48
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Fuck Jesse Gonzalez
I'm not a chicano but he's still a traitor
I, a white American, whose closest foreign born ancestor was a German immigrant who fought in the civil war, never want to see him play for my country
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>>76610133
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Sebastian "Fuck You" Giovinco
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>getting scored on by Drake
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>>76609702
ez win
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>>76610218
what the fuck am I reading
presumably jacobson is at CB, harvey is at LB, and teibert is somewhere in midfield
but that still looks like a nailed-on loss to me
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>>76610894
oh
OH
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Apparently this is a mock-up of the Gold cup jerseys
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LAGbros, when is Cunt Onalfo getting the sack?
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>>76610967
>>76610894
That's how the graphic presented it
I really don't understand why they can't do one that shows the formation
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>>76610971
looks like shit
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>>76611011
I guess jacobson isn't listed as a CB so their algorithm gets fucked up or something
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>>76610971
vomitgirls
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>names kids zeppelin and phoenix

>Brek "Fuck You" Shea
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>>76611101
I almost feel more sorry for phoenix
zeppelin is easily shortened to zep, which sounds ok

but yeah the man's clearly a bit of a head case
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>>76611063
I hardly recognize this team anymore.
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>>76611063
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>420
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>>76611155
It's mostly a B team but yeah
The Galaxy has changed a lot since Landon's first retirement
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Just got back from the Atlanta United v Columbus Crew match. Why are Almiron and Martinez too good for the MLS?
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>>76611063
By the way not one player on that bench is a defender or a defensive minded midfielder
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>>76611290
>the MLS
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>>76609593
But yr wrong anon
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>Chicago first in the east
What a time to be alive
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Is RSL the team of the future?
5 players with the US U-20s and now they've got a guy in the Yuro U-21 championships
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>>76611434
NOT POSSIBLE
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>>76611427
Fuck you yurocuck
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>>76611442
Hope so, they fucking suck
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>In net, the young, the French and the handsome: Clement Diop
Ouch
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>>76611514
>doop
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>>76611463
Nigger which leagues got the money?

Protip: most of the Yuro ones.
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>>76611560
This league will never make it if that's the mentality
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>>76611514
drop
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if brek shea was any good he'd be one of my favourite players
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>>76611582
But thats the actuality for now, and you can make money off it until it changes, so why not?
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Did Sacramento already give up?
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>>76611809

?
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>rookie i'd never heard of (jackson yuille or something) until he scored last week in the USOC comes in for tommy thompson at 75 mark
>plays better in a 15 min debut cameo than any other CM we've had in the last 4 seasons

FUKKEN WEW
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>>76611155
well oldest squad member remaining is zapdos been a period of change.
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>scum jose and flyover wizards was a seme slurping game
wow, what a surprise.
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>a fucking log
>>
Goalies always look pathetic when they react late to ball coming their way
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>tumblrs losing to the fukken crapids
eeeeeelmaaaoooo
>>
Leafs always look pathetic when it talks to itself.
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>it's another gordo late goal
hate reruns
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>>76612631
tfw quakes exporting goonie magic to other teams

enjoy him gordo is love
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rekt
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>not playing til the whistle
ayfkm
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ty for the point ref
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>tieing our usl/b team
I'm a dynamo.
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>>76605146
tbf if youre good they give you scholarships, it would be better if it was free but I understand the economics behind it, they would only lose money if they let in everyone who pays nothing, maybe 5-10 years down the line I'd be more in favor of completely free academy
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>>76608100
of course he was, Lampard wasn't even signed to NYCFC when he said he was and came so late everyone MLS fan had already shit on him, Gerrard obviously came for an easy retirement then realized that winning because youre a big name isn't easy in MLS, Bastian has been one of the better name brand older signings, he doesn't completely turn your head but he greatly helps his team unlike fatfrank and slippy g
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>>76615341
You again? Get fucked.
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>>76615180
That and Schweini is still good. Mourinho just didn't want him because he didn't fit his system and he was injury prone.
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>>76611101
why does the whole of north america have such retarded names? can't they just use normal names like james and william

>reality winner
>destiny hope
>sharpay miracle

what the fuck is this

i would rather give my kid an african name than this shit
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>>76615792
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>>76615341
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>>76615792
because there is no list of approved names here
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>>76615792
says the country where every name is 12 syllables long
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>it's a "LAGs get bailed out by refball" episode
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>>76616967
WHO R YA
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>>76609326
They'll blow up like the Seahawks if they do better next year (say Semi-finals or better)
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nice free kick
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>perf
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I'm losing hope, la
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bow down to le good positioning man
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>>76621024
it's amazing how much better a team gets when it runs through Dax McCarty and Bastian Schweinsteiger instead of Khaly Tiam and Razvan Cocis
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>Leloons
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>>76618015
>Semi-finals
Wut
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https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/21373/amount-of-time-since-dc-united-scored-from-the-run-of-play-le-toux-55-vs-atlanta-430
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>>76624343
At least the bunkering team lost...
>feels real fuckin bad
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>>76625197
still funny
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what shenanigans will today bring, lads?
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Guess who I met at yesterday's TFC game
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>Page 6

Feels batman.
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>>76627884
The sexy Prime Minister?
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>>76628010
lolno

De Rosario
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>>76628041
my answer was better
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>>76628209
It was

https://youtu.be/zWSK3tnBLq8?t=23s
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>>76628252
is this what passes for an attack ad in Canada?

Fucking amateurs, they didn't even compare him to Hitler or draw a tiny mustache on him.
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>DOOP today

well then
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Decent streaming where?
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>2.5 hours until match

What to discuss, anon?
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>>76629881
E X P A N S I O N
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REPLY TO THIS POST IF PHILLY WILL WIN
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REPLY TO THIS POST IF RED BULLS WILL WIN
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>>76629964
Hey that's cool, do you think Calgary has a shot?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding, that will never happen.
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>>76629970
>>76630007
:^)
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>>76630080
Oh, that reminds me

>Soon, eh
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>>76629964
O M A H A
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>>76630090
Would you like some delicious Canadian maple syrup with your waffle?
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>>76630199
go back to bed, peyton
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NEW in a few
>>76630369
>>76630369
>>76630369
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well at least the break is over, need muh fix.

Legitimate MLS superstar when?
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>>76630214
I'm ready to slurp
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>>76630130
what the fuck am i looking at? you don't seriously think any of these are being promoted, do you?
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>>76630514
Have you not heard about the proposed Canadian Premier League?
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>>76630512
.......... said the Canadian.
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>>76630595
>foothills as a mascot
>quebec has the same nickname as Houston Fucking Texas
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500 and NEW
>>76630369
>>76630369

>>76630369
>>76630369
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>>76625964
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>>76631046
Based Bennyball, never gets old
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