england 85 - 2
anime
What happened to the other thread?
This always fucking happens when the new jannies show up
Get fucked
>>76545038
do they have something against /cric/ or something?
Big derby today lads.
fug jannies
>>76545029
If UK lets pakistan win today they'll never be respected by any other cricket playing nation.
>subhuman coloured actually begged his janny best friend to delete the other thread after he was bullied for being a disgusting wide nose nigger with huge lips
KEK
Exterminate yourself.
>>76545074
just arrived here, recap based aussie bro?
Match is really in the balance at the moment
If you buy a ticket for a semi final and then don't turn up because you're team aren't in it, you're a shit cricket fan. At least sell the fucking thing.
A quick PSA (public service announcement) for my PSA (Pakistan supporters anonymous).
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM THE PAKISTANI TEAM. THIS WAY IF THEY WIN YOU GET A SURPRISE AND IF THEY LOSE, YOU NEVER EXPECTED ANYTHING.
I hope this helps you get through the match andthemiseryafterwards
had a dream last night i was always having all kinds of hardcore gay sex with a big black dude but not really enjoying it that much
England needs a good total to put pressure on this strong Pakistani batting line-up. Anything less than 180, Pak will easily win.
Does Eoin rhyme Coin?
>>76545122
Recurring dream of mine.
Who is the handsomest paki of all time?
Friendly reminder RC took his narrative to Bigfooty and was comprehensively BTFO
>>76545139
not him
Racist umpire
englel are finished
>>76545139
absolute state of these umpires
He played in the middle of the Irish team
But he feel in love with the English salary
is morgan retarded
>>76545045
They know nothing about cricket and don't realise when something is cricket related
>>76545203
>>76545045
/cric/ is the worst community on 4chan
>Poot
>>76545208
Morgan is, and I say this completely unironically, the smartest man in international cricket.
>pak wins against Englel
>India wins against Banglel
>pak defeats india for the first time in a major world cricket tournament.
>pak gets confident and tries to take kashmir by force.
>india finally takes POK.
>pak retaliates by sending few nukes.
>pak gets nuked by rest of the world in return.
Middle east peaceful, europe learns best way to deal with mudshits. a new golden age dawns.
Please make this happen.
>poot
Why are there so few pakis on 4chan?
>>76545231
Haram
>>76545226
What was his score on the Wonderlic intelligence test?
>>76545231
its ramzan bro
>>76545231
<tired joke about English flags>
>>76545227
>pak takes kashmir by force
>inspired by pakistan, north easterners, southerns and sikhs rise up against india
>poodi and the beef janata party leaders fight back but are eventually captured and executed in front of the remains of babri masjid
>>76545243
hehe good joke
>>76545246
i came
Why would Joe Root's currency exchange business never take off?
Because his conversion rate is shit
Ben Stokes (lhb) 2 7 0 0 28.57 1 (4b)
>>76545246
>>76545256
khalistani paki bhai bhai.
Good afternoon everyone. Lovely sunny day in the midlands, inshallah the boys play well
>>76545266
>>76545285
alhumdulillah
Its gonna be a Pak ind final boys. Thats where all the money is. Nobody wants to see englel or banledouche. You all know it in your hearts to be true.
these fucking jannies
Subhuman coloured as we were discussing in the previous thread:
I'll hesitatingly trust you only to probably get a broken bottle shoved into my side when the sun goes down this evening.
Did you also go to strange middle aged retired blokes houses for parties with free booze and R500 for each guest?
One of my mates almost got raped at one.
>>76545295
Stop complaining about Downvotes.Just start upvoting everyone.I speak from experience.
>>76545292
Inshallah will help the English team.Thanks bro x
>Cardiff hosting a semi-final
why is this allowed? why are there no games further north than birmingham?
Reminder the pakis are winning
>>76545311
The North is shit. Country is run in the South.
>>76545323
yeah but old trafford/trent bridge/headingley are all far better venues than cardiff
>>76545311
>white people
>attending cricket matches
>>76545318
Blue pakis or green?
Morgan- 30 (48 balls)
he's bottling it
>>76545328
pak really lucked out, this is the only ground they stand a chance at
>>76545333
Hahaha. Kood jaa kood ja imad
>>76545311
because 95% of the muds and poos live south of Birmingham
reckon they'll get 260
CHOKE DETECTED
>>76545334
ayyyy
425 still on the cards
Jos Buttlord better come in and smash a ton from about 40 balls
Morgan is unironically one of my favourite players
>>76545372
not that sort of pitch, he'll make 10 from 20 then get out
i was watching an interview of hasan ali's dad before the game, he was begging his son would get Morgan in particular out
>>76545378
I liked him better when he was more of a meme and played loads of those weird floppy wrist shots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofPgvHaMYM
>>76545384
The star sports Jew won't let me watch
>>76545383
source?
If the gingers dont do it Englel are done because theres only a bunch of Benedict Arnolds to come after these two
>>76545395
our two resident mohammeds are elite batsmen
Buttler is genuinely gonna be a GOAT of this generation. Can't remember the last player who could walk in at #6 in an ODI and you'd genuinely think "oh fuck better get him before he scores 100 (45)"
>>76544629
>I respect Indian players like Sachin Tendulkar, Sourav Ganguly, VVS Laxman, Ravi Shastri, Ajay Jadeja
>Ajay Jadeja
lmao
>>76545404
shut up daniel
>>76545404
afridi often batted at 8
Imagine being that much of a rampaging casual that you can't remember Afridi
>>76545404
>>76545410
This is getting sad, danny doesn't even watch ODIs
>>76545402
Moeen can't bat down the order though
>>76545404
These meme has been pushed for so long
>>76545392
it was on geo news, cant find it on youtube
>>76545418
Kek you're right actually he said he was morally opposed to them or some shit
>>76545412
he said 100 (45) not 18 (5)
>>76545418
yeah whatever daniel now fuck off
>>76545433
Lmao
>>76545434
calm down champ
Did you guys know that cricket isn't even the #1 sport in Pakistan?
Is Pakistan winning lads?
>>76545433
kek
>>76545447
Always. Untill they start batting.
>>76545415
Can't remember the last ODI when he did something
>>76545452
I dont give a shit if he doesnt do anything in any ODI until the next CWC as long as he is good in that again
>>76545458
Yeah fair enough
>cuckler
BANG RIGHT ORF THE EDGE OF THE BAT AND BUTTLER HAS COME TO THE PARTY
>the islamic democratic republic of buttler
100 (45) avoided
we're actually going to lose this
kek
KEK
>was just writing up a sick post about how elite Buttler is
fuck him
at least england don't have far to travel home
>>76545472
What does Molly Meldrum have to do with cricket?
>>76545477
Nah Pakistan have to bat
come on mo do the old country a solid
>have home advantage
>prepare slow, dry pitch that your semi-final opponents have played on just days earlier
>>76545479
>Expecting memes to deliver when the pressure is on
>>76545415>>76545415
>>76545415
>>76545415
Came here to laugh at the Ausfalians
>>76545472
Just want him back
>>76545486
nah fucker zaman's gonna get a hundred inshallah
>stream is a good 2 minutes behind
>update thread
>everyone already discussed what just happened and are talking about the next over already
If you eat vindaloo every day does your body eventually adjust and you just go back to normal poos, or do you just accept doing morning after vindaloo shits as part of your life now?
>>76545227
what does middle east have to do with pak?
Just woke up from a 30 year coma, how come the pakis are making more noise than us?
>>76545490
cardiff is just a slow, dry pitch. i guess if they weren't playign a brown team it wouldnt have mattered
>>76545486
they're a poor batting side for sure but anything under 250 is very gettable
our attack is not good at defending small totals
>tfw pakistan will win this and go on to crush endia, shattering the hindu public's confidence in Modi and leading to congress winning the next election and restoring secularism in the country
>>76545266
because no one will water his roots
My sister is unironically getting BROWNED by a Pajeet
>>76545502
I've never had bowel problems after curry
>>76545506
I just really hate cardiff as a venue. it should be swallowed by a sinkhole
>>76545508
350 is still on the cards
>>76545502
It does yes, the runny poos feel less painful
you do get a surprise one every now and then though that stings your arsehole really badly afterwards
>>76545500
watch on hotstar . it is 5 minutes into the future
>>76545528
>he doesn't enjoy the feeling of shit spicing up his asshole
>>76545504
>it is almost 30 years since 990
30th Over, First ball, Sarfraz says
>Pakad = Catch
>Dive maar = Dive
>Arey randi ka bacha = Oh you son of a whore
Not a 100% sure about the last one though. He seems like a down to earth lad.
Eng will lose this if they dont make atleast 230 runs.
Someone tell Stokes this isn't a test match
>>76545535
nah not a big fan of it personally
is there a truck f peace in the stands?
England to score 100 in the last 10 overs
>>76545554
Tipping 350
>>76545548
he's a proper karachiite
just like javed miandad
speaking of stands, isn't it the namaz time already
England to lose this if they don't make at least 2 runs
>>76545575
david's samdhi
200 still on the cards
>this game
At the end of the day it doesn't really matter who the winner is as long as we all had fun
England's ODI uniform is genuinely one of the best ever made
diabolical innings from stokes, taking on none of the responsibility here
if pak can restrict england to a small total then get to that total themselves without getting bowled out, they will win this match
>>76545594
woke
>>76545594
That's one theory yeah
>>76545594
Thanks Tubbs XD
this is dire
>pakis taking catches
haha what
Be lucky to get 200 here lads
>Pakistan
>catching
cannae believe it
163 still on the cards
Do Pakistan realise it's the lowest score that wins?
India
Pakistan
Bangladesh
unite and take over
>>76545609
>>76545614
Cheque didn't clear in time
>>76545616
this. if you kill your enemies they win.
>>76545611
with hafeez and azhar ali, pakistan would have a very tough time reaching 150
>>76545620
>hindis uniting with muslims
kek good one
>>76545623
Who wins if you kill yourself?
Who would have the best team:
England x Wales x Scotland x Northern Ireland
vs
India x Pakistan x Bangladesh
vs
Australia x New Zealand
Eng gonna land, huh?
>>76545636
the second one
>>76545636
and Sri Lanka with the desi lands
>>76545634
his enemies
>>76545636
you're American, aren't you?
Read the posts above mine. This is why we don't interact with Americans
why are are there so many pakis in fucking wales? wales is sheep fucker land, goat fuckers out
>>76545636
Overall, the subcontinent since Pakistan and India excell where the other fails.
As of right now, Australia and New Zealand
>>76545634
the jews
>>76545632
the truth is that hindoos secretly love us muhammadans
if it weren't for us, hindoostan would be an irrelevant shit hole ruled by nude yogis
>>76545646
we have these things called roads that make it easier for people to travel from one place to another
>>76545641
fancy a korma lads
>>76545636
They played an Australia vs the Rest of the World a few times before, and Australia always wins
>>76545646
Think it might be because Pakistan are playing a cricket game there right now
all on le box office man now
Did anyone else see that disgusting obstruction from that paki bowler just then?
>>76545644
FUCK OFF???!!
if england loses this one then pak in final guaranteed
>>76545654
>>76545660
cardiff is quite culturally enriched anyway
Would KP have won this game?
will this be the end of England bats deep meme?
>>76545645
I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY AMERICANS ALWAYS RUIN THREADS
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit mr prime minister of non-america is he's on 4chan boys grab a camera and take apicture ahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaha mm suck my dick do yo like now let me suck yours ahahahahaha luck at the haome
>>76545686
SEETHING
>>76545686
Runtoid
>>76545676
KP would already be 180*
>>76545686
great post
Sooo, it looks like the Paki's are sending England home.
>>76545671
Ofcourse its guranteed. A pak india match is the most hype thing in cricket and most money involved too. Rest of the world cant compete.
Pakistan all out under 100
:)
>>76545636
the 2nd team would be the best side overall
Do you think the Paki bowlers realise the ball is haram?
>18(41)
gingers were a mistake
Bender Stokes and Adil Cockrashid need to get a move on here
>>76545712
Sethi will make sure we lose only in the final against india.
Tipping England to make a handy total of 230 and Pak all out for 170-180
>>76545716
It's not like his team is collapsing and the most important thing is for him to remain not out until over 50 or anything
>>76545716
I knew he would tank hard in this game because the press have been noshing his ginger pubes all weekend
>>76545720
chill out, if they get out now they dont even have a chance to get to 200
Just heard Arabic chanting on the tellybox getting a bit scared for the chaps at the stadium
>>76545725
>Thinking India is the enemy
BEADY
that's a lot of wickets
>>76545736
fuck off you arabphobic prick
>>76545736
they just got back from that tower block in west london lad
Pakistan all out below zero
Screencap this lads.
you're going to need at least 3 more bowls to comeback from that....
boss said i've got to come into work if England don't make 220
glory to allah
glory to muhammed
glory to our great ruler sadiq
I want to see this Pakistan XI against India in the finals desu. No Wahab Riaz this time.
england need to regroup badly.... if their stars don't show up giving those crucial knock-backs they're bound to concede more and more wickets
>tfw no qt paki gf
>>76545737
Do you want to drink cow piss instead of eating proper halal beef/mutton?
/cric/ needs a wall
>>76545769
you mean
>tfw no qt pakis
Who do England realistically have in their squad who will get to the bails fast enough?
>>76545594
No, they will tie this match if they do that
for fuck sake I though this was the croquet world cup
THAT'S THE BOUNDARY REF ARE YOU WATCHING??
Needs white team to make it through
Stokes is playing a MOTM innings and you're a casual if you don't realise this
>>76545785
pedant
>>76545650
No overall it is still Australia because >our all time XI is leagues ahead of any of those other combos
The only one that would be even remotely interesting is West Indies x South Africa
OUT
smart incisive bye..... but you still need those bowls to add up desu maybe try a duck?
How many white West Indian crickets have there been?
he's dead, jim
170 in the last four overs
All the tower blocks gonna be lit up if Pakistan win this
If the Pakistani coach had any brains he'd called for a leg break and seal the title
I feel bad for laughing at SA when they were getting btfo by the pakis now
>me vs rashid when he gets back to the dressing room
A fair number in the early days
Recently, Brendan Nash
>>76545805
too many
>>76545805
Go back 60 years and there were a lot. Their captain used to always be a whitey until the bloke before Sobers I think
Nice of the pakis to lend us 2 batsmen
england can't deliver maiden overs anymore
Pak terrorizing the english batsmen.
Didnt see that coming at all
>>76545741
>>76545758
>>76545766
>>76545783
>>76545792
>>76545803
>>76545812
>>76545825
stop posting anytime
Glad Stokes is steadying the ship. Still got four and a half days to play with after all
>>76545503
Pak was the pride of middle east, when they attained nuclear capability, the middle east celebrated saying that the warriors of allah have attained nukes.
it's only during recent times that Pakistan has been sidelined in middle eastern diplomacy, it once used to wield some influence over ME, and it also was propped up as the face of islam.
oi respect the boundary you cretinous git twat
>>76545800
>leagues ahead of any of those other combos
how would it be leagues ahead ? an all-time xi of any of those sides would be strong
>>76545805
a few years ago, and that aussie guy nash recently
>>76545834
he's just trying to survive until lunch then he'll let loose
the lord of off sides steps up to bat a bowl... baka
the surface is tough but not 200 par score tough
call me old-fashioned but over-arms are just no the way to win these sorts of test games.
>>76545842
And an Australian all time XI has Bradman, Gilchrist, Warne and Lillee
And then there are some other mugs like Miller, McGrath, G Chappell and Trumper who went aight on their day
Each are the best ever produced in their disciplines (ohly even remotely debatable in the case of Lillee and the Windians)
As I said, only Windies even come close to the historical dominance of Australia and the Windies only did it for 1 generation, Australia has had 4
good shot lad. where's the next batsman? the wickets are growing moss, as they say in my country
cric
Why don't they just throw the ball at the batsman's helmet haha like just hit him with the ball haha.
What can england do with 30 balls?
>>76545853
Imran Khan, Kapil Dev and Ian Botham are all as good as Keith Miller
>>76545865
17 runs for 1 wicket
>>76545853
When I said overall I more meant as a general era non-specific statement
>>76545860
>paki advocating violence
what a shock
>>76545865
17 runs for 1 wicket
my son has decided he wants to be a spin bowler because he gets too tired bowling fast balls
>>76545872
>violence
Aggressive play :)
>>76545865
hit infidels with them
>>76545878
Encourage him to be a pilot instead. Way more virgins in that field.
>>76545833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17V6ziX5wGZ
>>76545860
Replace
>Ball with Stones
>Batsman with Policeman
SO THIS WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG EHH???
When is the Amir show?
HOW MANY FUCKING WICKETS ARE THEY GOING TO CONCEDE FUCK'S SAKE
my son has decided he wants to be a pitcher because he gets too tired pitching
i just love it when a batsman hits a huge six and the ball sails over the fence and into the crowd. come on you lions!!!
Fuck I'm fat
My son has decided to he wants to be a stain on my bedsheets because he too tired of waiting for me to get laid
>>76545914
>fence
It's called a big run whereas a small run is a 4
>>76545894
amir shah is a singer m8
if a batsmen touches the wickets with his bat or any part of his body, and the bails fall off, he is out. they call that a free bowl
Why would ben stokes make a good dj?
Because he's been on the ones and twos
>>76545923
It's called an opposite ball.
>>76545921
he's a good fast bowler, though he sometimes bowls too many wides. it's not good for the wickets
>>76545923
where are you copy pasting these from
Bet all you cretins who were doubting Stokes feel very silly now
NEWS FLASH! Major eartquake in Pakistan.
500,000 dead.
Australia sending food.
USA sending shelter.
England sending replacements
i'm deeply concerned for the wickets. who is keeping track???
>>76545942
>Usa sending shelter
it's been raining and the pitch is damp? such a "sticky wicket". order more bowls??
At what point does Spud Smith enter GOAT discussions?
That India tour pushed him from very good to great player for me. He has clearly separated himself from Williamson, Poot and Pissrat as the best in the world.
So what does he need to do to become GOAT? Maintain the 60 average to 100 tests? (Ponting had a 60 average in his 100th test)
>>76545866
Kapil Dev wasn't
Mike Procter was
anyone in chelmsford want to frot?
>>76545959
have better captaincy, he isn't decisive enough in pressure situations
spud smith is my favorite player. i bowl just like him but i never get it right. should i bowl wider? i'll think about it and get back to you.
Great knock from Stokes he really accelerated there
if you see a wet pitch (sticky wicket) on a sunny day it's because of the blood sweat and tears i left on it from playing. just keep this in mind or as they say in my country pull six my son
>>76545959
I was talking about this with the old man a few months back. We both think he's third or fourth overall for Australia as things stand right now. If he keeps it up, I could see him slotting in just behind Ponting at 3
Fun fact: That Stokes innings was the most balls ever faced in an ODI innings in which 0 boundaries were scored. Also, I'm lying
>>76545967
Since when do you need to be a good captain to be a GOAT
Ponting was a meh captain
Sachin and Lara were jokes of captains
Kallis was a coward
Sangakkara was a little bitch who couldn't handle the big strong press bullying him
is hassan ali elite?
what a knock from the lad who knew he had it in him? we almost have the correct number of wickets to win the game. now is the time for defensive concentration... no sixes or wides just full on off spins
Kapil Dev was the reason cricket became a religion in india. and BCCI boycotted him for going with ICL
Reckon we should just declare now and try and bowl them out before the end of the day
Would love to see an on off spin desu.
>>76545975
Did gavaskar carrying his bat to 30 odd have any?
>>76545973
>If he keeps it up, I could see him slotting in just behind Ponting at 3
Ponting is 3 at best after Bradman and Chappell. Arguably Trumper but that was basically a different sport
one day cricket? i'm not in the mood. let's play an afternoon instead
U brits need to put the fear of Allah into hearts of your batsmen so they dont lose next time. Pak team drastically improved after losing to Ind because they know that they wont be able to return home (pakistan) safely otherwise.
>>76546000
For me, it's Bradman Ponting Border Chappell Waugh
pakistan need to score to score more wickets i reckon, the pitch will speed up later so i think england will overtake their high score
Cricket is a good sport and that is because.
None of this would have happened if Roy was playing
>>76545796
still feel good about this take?
hurry up you slow cunt
sometimes players get bowled out by a full tosser they bat too hard, and end up missing everything
>>76546006
>home (pakistan)
kek'd
>>76546019
this was the match he came good
he a good boy workin hard on his technique was just gonna get his career back on track
oh jeez
England deserve at least 4 sundries (forgive me but this a colloquial word from my country) for this remarkable performance
nice tweet from Rory Dollard, PA's veteran cricket man: "Boarded a plane in Paris 90 mins ago and, judging by my cricinfo app, I've landed in early 2015. At least we get another go at Brexit."
>>76546006
>>76545976
>Ponting was a meh captain
ah yes, the virgin opinion
We've got a big t20 series coming up so I can see why they'd want to take the weekend off
>no ball
someone just got rich
Don Bradman went out for a duck in his last innings.... twat
>>76546040
first good post you've made
>>76546037
Don't get me wrong, Ponting has an absolutely elite cricket brain. But for whatever reason he could not translate that into elite tactics on the field
>"we'll have a bowl, thanks Mark"
J U S T
U
S
T
Why can't you score 10 runs per ball really? An out of stadium shot, 10 runs, you hit the bowler on the head killing him, 10 runs, you do a 360 spin sixer, 10 runs.
>>76546040
are you autistic bro or you just having your own little fun there
The last three batsmen were dismissed by our masterchef spin bowlers for only seven runs?! Fuck off ref can you not see the boundary!!
Team Pakistan are getting golden ducks for lunch if the ref minds the fucking boundary
>>76546057
It's called homey runs, partner.
imagine being a white man and having a female or ethnic minority boss, not even once
Cuckfield would have won this
9/211
twice as worse as 9/11
lets go start some council flat fires lads
Looks like he's drinking the Junaid
Every cricketing child's dream is to make a century for his country in a big Test match
cook could have stopped this
Brian Lara 2007 was a good game.
Good running
That was a good running
England has Wood, but only one Ball
>>76546074
Nah
2005 or whatever it was is the good one
>>76546080
we've got a Willey in reserve too
wow this thread is dogshit
>>76546080
To make up for it, they should get another ball
>>76546048
will implement that in american cricket when i go to america
>>76546074
2007 was terrible
>>76546083
this
>>76546085
this thread is for crickets perhaps you should be dismissed?
having a peper steak and a roast chik pie for the break
>0 (zero) sixes in the innings
when was the last time this happened?
>>76546085
do you even know what a side the wicket shotty boy is?
>>76546105
bit white for you kaffir
>>76546106
Don Bradman's Test batting average was just under 1000 runs per innings. This is the average number of runs a bowler catches per innings
>>76546085
>Thinks his opinion matters
GO RIDE YOUR MOBILITY SCOOTER TO THE BALL PARK
reckon england are a few runs short here
he delivered that wicket very well
>>76546113
thanks m8
I can /heem/ any of you you noncy poncy runtoids here with my long arms.
>>76546122
You reckon?
128 kbits is not bad as i thought. based ambani
>be American congressman
>get shot
>>76546132
I literally could out reach anyone in this thread
Pakistan are winning matches because of Allah,as his powers are really strong in the month of Ramadan.If it's Ind vs Pak final,Hindus will have to do lot of PooJa's(worship rituals) to keep Allah's evil powers out of England
>>76546122
really?
you know what, he bowled a really fast toss and their batsman nicked it and our wicket-keeper caught it.
jewish god is the father
christian god is the sun
muslim god is the holy spirit
2011 WC hosts: india & sri lanka
finalists: india & sri lanka
2015 WC hosts: australia & NZ
finalists: australia & NZ
2017 CT hosts: england
finalists: india & pakistan
make u think LOL
my dad was a wicket keeper like him
>>76546159
>sun
Hmmm I wonder who could be behind this post?
why do sri lanka play in blue
always wondered this
>>76546163
2019 will be ireland vs scotland
also it will be 20 years since 999
NO-BALL? But what abuot the boundary?
my 1 is stuck
>>76546177
surrounded by deep sae
>>76546135
>>76546149
yeah mate ama
>>76546159
Wot M8?
I've been attending Sunday mass for years and haven't come across this
I think the bowler should turn to the referee and shout his appeal for an lbw decision after the ball hits the batsman's pads
>be American
>play baseball
>get shot
This is what you get for abandoning cricket
>>76546186
makes sense
and tell me about india. why do they wear the blue?
they should go for a full toss.... OH so close
>>76546189
>1438 Hijri
>worshipping a statue
>>76546195
Blue is the colour of water. Water is used to clean poo therefore the blue jersey.
>mfw Pakistan are 80-0 after 10 overs
>>76546189
just got enlightened. think carefully. you'll get it
To be fair to England they hit seven fours in the innings, but they didn't hit any sixes this time
Basically cricket needs more colours
There's three (sometimes four) green teams, four blue teams, two red teams, a yellow team and a black team
>>76546210
would prefer we played in red for this reason
>>76546205
>>76546163
>giving up halfway through
typical brit
At the end of the day it doesn't really matter who the winner is as long as we all had fun
You may not see it, but there is an art to bowling well
>>76546210
its enraging watching that famous 434 game against south africa, you guys have virtually the same kits
> Your country residents are not allowed to participate in Monaco crowdsale.
fuck modi
india should play in brown
>>76546219
at the end of the day cricket wins
To be a good fielder, you'll have to practise catching and throwing the bowl
>>76546203
Pls no bully
>>76546210
I thought they were all white desu
>>76546252
gas yourself
You know what lads Imran is good at facing fast bowlers but he's often bowled out by spinners.
eating meat is the source of cruelty in humans
>>76546252
wrong thread
different sport
get back on the crease REF it's fucking offsides will you mind the fucking niggerly boundary
PAKISTAN!!!! put down the bowl...it's england's turn
>>76546259
having beef kebabs for iftar, ama.
what is behind the abnormally high autism rate in the USA?
A fast bowler may concede a byes if he bowls wides that his wicket-keeper can't catch.... but I concede byes when I lose an argument ref ref it's fucking wide
Australia is the best at cricket
waiting for the amir show
>>76546290
german genes
lads what exactly is wrong with this ref? as they say in my country, he's bloody blind
>>76546259
just ordered 2 "Beef of Holy Cow" by pizza hut(tm) for iftar delivery
>>76546290
flouride from jets
whatup cunts where did it all go wrong?
>>76546300
Yeah mate everybody agrees with you
>>76546316
I suspect the jews
ENGLAND THAT'S ENOUGH THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SAY HERE. NOTHING. LET THE OPPOSING TEAM PLAY OR GO HOME TO MUM... the only duck you'll be seeing is a roast.... or a pan-seared foi groise
>>76546290
They need guns for """"""""""""""security"""""""""""""", ironically get shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwryl0tKN8M
Season 3 is absolute kino lads
SIX SIX SIX
those fielders are just picked their noses all day. why isn't anbody on their job?
>six
>>76546310
The only beef I miss is Macca's Cheeseburger
SEXSEXSEX
>>76546310
Yeah nah m8.Try that on normiebook
We love it when a batsman hits a huge six and the ball sails over the fence and into the crowd.
>englel couldn't score a six in 50 overs
kek
KEK
K E K
>>76546310
>>76546282
that fine for you. i'm just posting result of my theisis
>>76546345
i hate that
Can't wait for Ben Stokes to grab the ball then get smashed all around the park while he tries to chat shit to the batsmen
Just ordered 2 pizzas, garlic bread, wings and desert sampler pack with a coke for dinner lads.
only usually eat 1.5 pizzas though when I get sides
>>76546309
i tried swiping on my laptop keyboard
>>76546310
beef pizza is disgusting you goatfiddler, i'll enjoy my pepperoni
>>76546358
I'm hungry. This post is discouraging me from continuing my mission. Can I get some inspo?
looks like the boys want to finish this up in time for iftar
Is Jake Ball less autistic Faulkner?
I thought it was a ruse. I am laffin
https://www.pizzahut.com.pk/home/ramzan_deals.php
>>76546358
You're such a fat shit Ivan
Has Stokes beat Azhar Ali at his own game?
>>76546367
http://www.businessinsider.com/bitcoin-pizza-day-passes-2000-20-million-2017-5?IR=T
genuinely scared here lads. I have a feeling pakis will thrash us in the final.
>>76546396
why? pak always shits the bed against you
Gollabse Bhen?? :DDDD
>>76546322
Even for Hansie Cronje?
From the previous match
Jake Ball is fucking dog shit
>>76546409
Especially
planes dont crash that just doesnt happen
>>76546402
They haven't faced us twice in any international tournament. We beat them once but their players will show up in the final.
Is Fakhar Zaman skinny,brown left-handed BMac?
jake ball should retire from cricket immediately
>>76546358
WA?
>>76546420
what is 2007 T20 WC you casual?
>>76546420
2007?
>>76546418
enlightened mate, cheers
last 2 digits for the fall of the first wicket
>>76546408
i'll gollabse your bhen if you're getting the drift of my spin
>>76546427
bestbane
Pakistan ko dikhega bhoot
Unki maa ki chut
Last digit is the over in which First wicket will fall
How many more shit mid 80 mph tall lad seamers are Englel going to try before they find a decent one
>>76546446
Pizza hut is open that late?
>>76546450
good one
>>76546450
Shit
>>76546430
>>76546432
>follows 20 over "cricket"
>calls others casual
>>76546432
>>76546430
sreesanth saved the day. yet casuals will hate him
Is the lad who posted this few days ago here today?
>>76546456
local dominos is open util 12 m8
>>76546467
yeah mate im here , you want the source ?
>>76546466
lmao no.Sreesanth is the best sledged India ever produced
>It's an England continue to bowl short and take no wickets episode
>>76546475
(You) read my mind, YES!!!!!
STOP BOWLING SHORT BALLS, BALL YOU FUCKING CUNT
Don't make it too obvious Rashid you Judas cunt
>>76546475
>>76546486
why are we so thirsty bros?
>>76546456
just checked again and the local is open until 1am everynight and until 3am on friday/saturday night
Based moot
>>76546494
Pakistani batsmen have struggled with the short ball all throughout though, so its not a bad plan in theory
>>76546486
ritwikasingh on insta, enjoy mate , post some pics you liked.
>>76546502
Iftar now
>>76546521
Thanks mate.
>>76546521
my dick is hard if im honest
Don't see/hear the Barmy Army in the crowd lads. Where are they?
The Jake Ball experiment is over
Time for him to head back to Notts
>>76546566
Work
>>76546566
They only show up when they're against Strayans
>>76546566
they all were in that council flat fire
ritwika's boyfriend is a fat faggot
>>76546568
yeah bring back chris jordan
>>76546599
I'm not fat, just big boned.
apology for poor urdu
when were you when england dies?
i was sat at home eating chocolate pan masala when فون ring
‘jo root is kill’
‘nahin’
>>76545029
asd
>>76546600
Unironically this
stream?
>>76546600
>specialist fielder
>>76546631
فون
Phone
The only Urdu word in your post.
>England
>>76546652
please
>>76546658
This meme is fucking ancient mate, have you actually never come across it before?
>>76546678
cricfree sc
>>76546656
got good variations too
All white """men""" need to leave /cric/
The age of the brown GOD has begun
>got back from the gym sweating like a fucking pig cuz the air conditioning was busted
>soon as a I take a shower its starts raining
J
U
S
T
Couldn't even go for my designated post workout smoke today.
>>76546683
Never
>>76546691
i'm picking up the good variations
>>76546722
New thread
>b-but this pitch is shit for batting
kek
KEK
K E K
>>76546357
>>76546205
Just call me Mystic Meg
>MFW