/trans/ - No autism or anime allowed editon

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>>76544183
>no anime allowed

>Corentin Tolisso (22) to Bayern Munich for €40m
http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen/alles-ueber-corentin-tolisso-52180186.bild.html

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>>76544193

>>76544198
>Buyern

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Opening Fixtures
>Sat Aug 12 West Ham United H
>Sat Aug 19 Swansea City A
>Sat Aug 26 Leicester City H
>Sat Sep 9 Stoke City A
CL MATCHDAY 1
>Sat Sep 16 Everton H
>Sat Sep 23 Southampton A
CL MATCHDAY 2
>Sat Sep 30 Crystal Palace H

Just give us the title now.

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>>76544193
idc

*carves*

>>76544220
mango is allowed though

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>>76544198
would anybody rate him?

arse chasing >le promising french lads to end up with absolute shit at the end of the window

some things never change do they

>>76544229
The Russian pornstar?

>>76544198
is this the granate?

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Pic related is a great feel lads. I recommend it sometime.

Opening day PL fixtures

>Arsenal v Leicester
>Brighton v Manchester City
>Chelsea v Burnley
>Crystal Palace v Huddersfield
>Everton v Stoke
>Manchester United v West Ham
>Newcastle v Tottenham
>Southampton v Swansea
>Watford v Liverpool
>West Brom v Bournemouth

Rate.

>>76544266
congratulations mate, happy for you!

t. herpeslad

>>76544266
Are you a gay?

>>76544279
tfw i got hsv-1 from kissing a slag at a club

>>76544266
your hiv tests will always be negative unless you're taking it up the ass or sharing needles

>>76544296
or live in africa like me

>>76544266
Are you a hypochondriac? Glad to hear about your test results but you still could have cancer.

NO ANIME ALLOWED

>>76544254
according to Bild they're still after Verratti
but we all know this ain't happening

>>76544304
Namibia is comfy Africa though

>>76544266
feels good to be a virgin living in the age of porn desu

>>76544281

No lad but I've gone in raw on too many slags this year.

Freaked out when one of them told me she had symptoms. Had to wait 4 weeks to take my test cause some STIs take a while to show up.

English football's top-flight sides will face 4 league games in 9 days over Christmas.

>>76544315
comfy africa < uncomfy europe

MORE ANIME ALLOWED

>>76544271
0-1
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3-0
1-0
2-0
1-1
2-1
1-1
1-0
0-0

>>76544331
want to come over? I know a guy

and just be grateful it's HSV-1 mate, I got 2 unfortunately

Just downloaded iZombie S03E11 lads

>>76544344
>bel(gay)um

>>76544296

>spanish sex education

>>76544345
I started watching after seeing your webm of peyton the day before yesterday, not bad

Please fuck off Giroud, you're only a good national team player, I welcome our new French core.

>>76544352
not sure what you're on about Fezjullah

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what the..

what will happen to hart and drippy N if noone buys them?

>>76544266
>failed your STD exam
dont worry lad, i still havent passed the tv license test yet

>>76544354
>he thinks I'm wrong
ayy

transmission rates via sex tend to go in the same direction as sperm does, unsurprisingly

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>post yfw Zizou accomplishes a treble and a 3peat

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about to start on ss2 lads
SF vs the pakis

>>76544361
I was implying you contracted said disease by taking part in an act of homosexual sex la'

>>76544371
not watching CL until madrid gone desu

>>76544380
Aren't you worried about tapeworms when raping the village goat?

>Marca (Madrid's mouthpiece) say Madrid in no rush to sell Morata. Have until 31st Aug to get €90m for him or he doesn't go.
Sounds like Mbrappé is off the cards then

>>76544380
no la, eastern european prozzies most likely

>>76544390
kek

>>76544396
It would be hilarious if Flo drags it until the end of the transfer window and says 'nahlol'

>>76544390
>getting tapeworms through your dick Seek education.
Anyway their texture enhances the pleasure so who cares.

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JUST

Holy fuck,Manure fans are SEETHING lmfao

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>>76544271
top of the table day one then. liking it

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/6h1fmk/help_raise_5000_to_save_northwich_victoria/

>share link to reddit saying le lovable non-league team Northwich Victoria needs money desperately to survive
>get donations from idiots and people wanting upvotes
>turns out they don't actually need the money to pay off something serious like a HMRC order
>owner is a convicted drug dealer and all around fraud, lot of the fans have left to make their own team 1874 Northwich

Dying of second hand embarrassment

>>76544450
Redditors BTFO

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post >yfw your club is too small and poor to be relevant in the transfer summer window

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>>76544450
>Username: thebluerabbi
>thebluerabbi
>rabbi

They just can't help themselves can they

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>>76544450
kek
KEK
K E K

>>76544465
wasnt Caen Zizou's first club?

>>76544465
You guys have produced some nice players though

>>76544450
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
*breaths in*
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Rob Dorsett @RobDorsettSky 12m12 minutes ago
Sources: #lcfc close to agreeing a deal with #hull for defender Harry Maguire. Negotiations at "advanced stage". Fee could be £17m.

don't even know who that is why is he going for 17m

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>>76544486

>doesn't know who Big Harry is

Is wikipedia too strenuous for Aussie internet?

>>76544486
>don't even know who that is why is he going for 17m
fuck off then! Maguire literally one of the stand out players from Hull last season. Far far better than John Stones

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40168358

Reminder to scroll down to the bottom and read the comments

>>76544477
close enough, it is Cannes. Caen is in the north-west (Normandie), while Cannes is in the south-east (Mediterannean sea)

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>>76544396
>snubchester

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>tfw no one wants to go to the perennial choker Juve

>>76544486
Nice was waiting for an update for overpriced shit to Laverplel

>>76544509
Why not ask him to donate some Dosh,maybe he doesnt remember kek

>>76544465

It's okay bro. Sell Vercoutre and you will be fine. How is Makengo? I remember him being good on FM.

>>76544520
lcfc is leicester dumbo

>>76544522
None of our players are stellar. Most are old af. But at least we are in Ligue 1

>>76544518
>Too powerful domestically to offer a challenge
>Chokes too much in UCL finals to be offer a challenge

Are Juve,dare I say it,on a catch 22?

>Bild: Bayern find Sanchez & Verratti "unrealistic" (too expensive) targets & have given up on Rabiot. Now want Carrasco, Tolisso & De Ligt
why are buyern such juden

Someone please sign Rooney

>>76544554
ill give you £5 and a kitkat if you pay 105% of his wages

>>76544554
Reminder Man United paid £15.6m to employ Rooney last season.
Reminder Rooney has asked for the remainder of his contract to be paid before he leaves
Reminder Rooney has 2 years left on his contract
Reminder it will cost Man United £31.2m to sell Rooney

>>76544538
Probably, yeah. If they had won against Real, all the superstars would bend over and sell their mothers to play for Juve, but now? I feel like Douglas Costa is our peak.

>>76544571
kek

WHY does Klopp want to buy so many Arabs and blacks? Is he legitimately a cuckold?

>>76544554
Villa are interested in Terry
We'll probably take Rppney too.

>Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Marco Verratti reportedly told friends at a party “it’s now or never again” for a move to Barcelona.

oh dog dont go to that shit team marco pls

>>76544183
>it's an arsenal episode

>>76544646
so never then

>>76544611

What is the American fascination with using the word cuckold?

>>76544657
I'm not American I'm a German on vacation

>>76544611
yh m8 he's buying them 2 hv sex w/ his wife lolololoololol

>>76544666
>Going on Holiday
>To America
fucking hell

Lads, I need some good comfy novels to read

>>76544538
this season they won the league with only 1 matchday of advance with a 4 point lead at the end. Next year the title race could be really close.

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>>76544554
R8 my meme

>>76544673
I cancelled my trip to London. Don't want to die in a concert or skyscraper. Going to Edinburgh instead.

>>76544673
My girlfriend lives here

>>76544687
So did you book a concert or no?

>>76544691
>he fell for the long-distance meme
You know she's hopping on the cock carroussel the moment you leave right

>>76544183
>No autism or anime allowed editon

Sensible policy tbqh.

>>76544571
Reminder the customers still think the Chinese or Everton will pay Manure 55m for him

kek

KEK

>>76544691
>girlfriend lives a continent away
>in America
which city? Theres a chance she's had a bit of black cock

>>76544682
I really want to see Napoli or Milan clinch the title while Juventus is giving their all for the Champions League then maybe Torino or Inter winning the Coppa Italia

>I'm tired of having Cuadrado trying to get me into doing stupid dances for goal celebrations
Dybala to Barcelona confirmed

>>76544183
>>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is working on potential deals for three France internationals as he prepares for some major departures. Monaco's 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe, his 21-year-old team-mate Thomas Lemar and Lyon forward Alexandre Lacazette, 26, are all targets. (Daily Telegraph)
HOLY SHIT

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>>76544736
>chance

>>76544747

none of those will happen

remember when chris smalling was apparently the best cb in the league

>>76544542
Carrasco would actually be a great transfer

>>76544776
He was very good tho but now,with the arrival of Bailly, theres no place for him

>>76544776
yes

>>76544758
Sure, but still.

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Gf just sent me this lads. If you don't hear from me anymore, please assume I've been crushed

>>76544827
>Gf just sent me this
>4chan filename

Kys.

>>76544827
>sports underwear
>doesn't say BLACKED or TUSHY
no thanks

>>76544868
its a meme you dip

Tolisso to buyern. Middle finger to Renato.

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Lidenlof arrives at Carrington for medical

Doesn't look too pleased

>>76544954
apparently Renato didn't want to learn german at all

>>76544968
probably just couldn't

Does anybody know where Keisuke Honda will go?

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>tfw you have to pick up the player and entourage in 2 cars because youre dictated by your sponsor

>>76544968
probably can't even read tbqh

>>76544986
can i get odds on him slurping rooney flavoured noodles at the signing?

>>76544747
it will surely happen! can't wait for wenger to MAGA!

>>76544986
Lol did they make him arrive in a camaro for PR purposes?

>>76544986
I'm sure they hate having to drive those things

>>76544977
mls because he probably hates china

you now remember roman pavlyuchenko

>>76544827
why did she shave her head?

>>76545017
that half season at Fulham or whereever he was great

You now remember Dimitri Payet.

You now remember league champions,Manchester United

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>>76544183
>Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas has said the Gunners can have Lacazette if they sell them France striker Olivier Giroud in a player-plus-cash deal worth £60m. (Le10Sport, via Sun)
hahahahahah literally Defoe of french ligue, for cca 90 million...LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
deluded north african people

Everton's first 5 Premier League fixtures:

Stoke (H)
Man City (A)
Chelsea (A)
Tottenham (H)
Man Utd (A)

Digits and mbappe to arse

>>76545082
I think Everton can do quite well under Koeman in cup runs,would a FA Cup satisfy Evertonians?

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Has to be scripted

>>76545157
I don't doubt it is, but why?

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>>76545173
That's the first fixture of next season

>Crystal Palace have held talks with former Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini about their vacant position at Selhurst Park, according to Sky sources.

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Pretty decent considering their palette is bright yellow, black and bright red.

>Best CB in the league
>englishman
>£15m asking price
Whoever get Smalling win the transferbowl.

>>76545258
Smalling is great in aerial duels and interceptions but he's a travesty with balls in behind or with the ball at his feet.

>>76545215
those neck/shoulders pipings that curve round the back are fucking horrible.

https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/874950690707296256
>snubsenal

>away to start, finish and play on boxing day
>United are at home to shit teams
fucking "random" computer

Harry Maguire is literally the most exciting player in the premier league.

>>76545157
>two months until football is back
AHHH

I'm already so bored

>>76545258
b'mouth should get him purely to make sure their record signing isnt ibe

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>>76545288

>@mattspiro: Lyon president Aulas & advisor Houllier were in London this week to discuss Lacazette with #Arsenal. Also enquired about Giroud (Le Progres)

>>76545358
>9th december: derbies in Manchester, Liverpool and London
>7th April: derbies in Manchester, Liverpool and London


Yes it's "random"

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r8

>Lindelof for £30m

Is he, dare I say it, a bargain?

>>76545000
This best not be ironic, cause trips of truth.

>>76545370
No one has ever said it's random you sperg. There's several variable factors that are taken into account with each game week.

>>76545420
L,L,L
L,L,L,W
L,D,L
L,L,D,L
L,L,L,L,L,L,W
L,L,L,L
L,D,L
D,L,L,D
L,L,L,L
L,D

>>76545440
Yeah like "can we help United and Chelsea" and "Do sky want this"

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>>76545445
Disrespectful to your champions m8

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>>76545273

Shoulders on this are fucked up. No need.

I don't know if they've changed the sponsor rules other than the shoulder patch, because a load of the main ones seem massive now.

>>76545370
>>76545288

Except it isn't random in the first place you absolute weapon.

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Which manager could fix England?

>>76545461
Get out of here, new fixtures are out and Hull aren't in them

Fuck off back to nonleague

>>76545270
City asking 16m for Mangala.

>>76545507
Fucking bargain, United just paid double that for the Swedish Mangala

>>76545457
>the north east in charge of staying up

>mfw real wins da champions eagle again next year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUBvVTNRp4Q

inshallah brothers

>>76545507
city should buy him
they need defenders

>Bayern Munich sign Corentin Tolisso for 35M€ + 15M€ bonuses

RIP Renato Sanches

>>76545521
He's the Swedish Stones

>>76545539

I thought sanches was going to barca lol

>>76545541
Stones wasn't a portuguese league meme

>>76545539
he has lived a long and prosperous life tbf

>>76545550
Both """"""""Ball playing"""""""" defender

>>76545547
He'll probably get loaned to another BuLi club.

>its a United's new signing is shit day
lol ABUs already panicking. Awaiting the term 'bang average' now

De gea's bang average

>>76544450
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

>>76545527
>Leeds

this player has played with

mario gomez
marcos alonso
andy cole

>>76545572
>ABUs

what does this mean I always forget to ask

>>76545610
Anything but Udinese

>>76545610
AB_ = Anyone but (team)
U = United
A = Arsenal
C = Chelsea
L = Leicester
etc

>>76545610
Anybody But The Most Successful Team in England, Manchester United.

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Reminder that this is starting this Friday.

>>76545258
>le shirt pulling man
>le only looks good when double parking the bus and keeping the ball, passing it sideways in his own half man

gonna sell him to real for 85 + swap for Isco, James, Bale and Ronaldo hehe amirite

Has a transfer ever given you a hard on, /trans/?

>>76545273
It's gotta look different from last years kit so they can sell it. Every year we'll just get mediocre 'unique' kits because making a nice, simple kit isn't as profitable.

>>76545685
gf to me

>>76545685
Only the prospect of gf to me

>>76544183
https://youtu.be/4NeLB4nEE90
He's a fantastic player
The best young player at the moment among Japanese football scene
Please sign him up

>>76545685
barry hayles signing for leicester

>>76545692
I mean realistic transfers.

>>76545610
Awesome! Best Users!

>>76545694

why didnt you use kohei kato in the 2 games you just had

was excited to see him playing for japan

Reminder that >mouyes means MOU-YES!

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>>76545682
Calm down bby.

Being a Man Utd fan is so fucking hard lads

>Team constantly underperforms
>Mercenary players and manager
>Constantly wasting money
>City is transforming itself into an actual powerhouse
>My second teams Arsenal and Chelsea are always hot and cold when I chose to support them for a year
>All the players I keep being told are world class (Darmian, Blind, Jones, Januzaj) are actually shit
>Couldnt get a refund on my Chelsea Pogba shirt
>Cant seem to find Old Trafford on any map of London
>Police keep arresting me for suspected terrorism

Life is hard

>>76545732
Wtf I love Mourinho now?

>>76545759
Lol, banter

>>76545762
me too

>>76545759
this is almost good but it reeks desperation. get the feeling youre a bit SEETHING

>>76545759
>Couldnt get a refund on my Chelsea Pogba shirt
>Police keep arresting me for suspected terrorism

cheeky kek

>>76545795
seems like you got WORKED into a SHOOT

>>76545795
>if I call someone else butthurt that means I'm not the one who's actually ass ravaged

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>>76545759
>Mfw Utd fans during Moyes era seriously claim they have hard life

>>76545835
and now they're acting like victims when Madrid wont give Morata at the price they wanted

>>76545759
Jones is world class

>>76544587
It's because juve doesnt have the same kind of money as european powerhouses
football players are all scum, like witsel taught us

back from a poo did i miss any transfers

>>76545868
Maguire done deal to Leicester

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>Rachel Riley has quit Sky Sports after receiving a barrage of 'hideous' abuse over controversial remarks she made about Tottenham Hotspur's chances of winning the Premier League.

>According to The Times, Sky had been willing to offer Riley a new contract at the end of her initial 12-month deal.

>But the Oxford graduate - who fronted the show alongside Jeff Stelling - has now decided to pursue other opportunities following the 'hideous abuse' fromthe Spurs fans.

>>76545886
Nips

>>76545843
do you actually post anything else that isn't United related? Getting worse than the flip

my favourite thing to do is belittle the fa cup, but also tell arsenal fans they have no right to complain when they just won the fa cup

>>76545903
Maybe you need to go outside. Find a hobby.

>>76545886
I'd abuse her hideously, if you get what I'm saying, lids...

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Senpaitachi, I am an idiot.

>>76545901
Did I hit a nerve?

>Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high. And the dreams that you dreamed of, once in a lullaby. Oh, and Arsenal would like to sign Kylian Mbappé, which is good of them given that there is not one single reason for Mbappé to sign for Arsenal. But no one can say that they didn’t try, and that’s what’s important. Of course, it may be that he has a secret yen for Thursday trips to Shymkent and Marijampole, for being indulged to within a millimetre of his life and to trouble melting like lemon drops high above the chimney pots. But probably not.

Arsène Wenger is also keen on Mbappé’s teammate, Thomas Lemar, and Lyon’s Alexandre Lacazette. He attempted to nab the latter last summer, but his bid of £30m was turned down, and a few goals later the price has nudged up to £60m. For their part, Lyon have said that Arsenal can have Lacazette in a player-plus-cash deal for Olivier Giroud, a particularly cruel joke, but anyway, Lacazette fancies himself in the Champions League.

>Players are also expected to forsake Arsenal. Despite being the greatest talent in the history of all sport, it is possible that Mesut Özil might be allowed to leave, so too Lucas Pérez, Kieran Gibbs, Carl Jenkinson, Mathieu Debuchy and England’s Jack Wilshere. One at a time please, don’t all rush at once.

Across London, one-club hero John Terry is looking for a new club. Aston Villa, Birmingham City and West Bromwich Albion are all keen.

>Further north, the Manchester clubs plan to divest themselves of unwanted encumbrances. City would like rid of Samir Nasri, though need to reduce their asking price of £16m due to lack of interest; the multi-millionaire player no doubt understands his plight as simply a symbol of being against the system. And now that Pep Guardiola’s genius for spotting a talent has acquired him not only the world’s most expensive uncapped goalkeeper but the world’s most expensive goalkeeper, Willy Caballero is for the off; Chelsea are set to take him to Stamford Bridge.

>>76544520
>>76544527
STUPID ABLs

>>76545862
juve players should have taught you that when they left their former clubs for juve in the first place

United, meanwhile intend for Chris Smalling to do one. José Mourinho is thought to doubt both his footballing ability and mental toughness, something of a problem for a footballer expected to be tough, and has already replaced him with Victor Lindelöf. As such, he will not cost a lot of money, depending on what one deems a lot of money – a mere £15m might get the deal done – and Arsenal, West Ham, West Brom and Everton have sent notice of their vacancy for an injury-prone defender with a particular fondness for conceding possession, getting caught under high balls and losing men in the box.

>Finally, in other centre-back news, Leicester like the look of Hull’s Harry Maguire, who is apparently worth more than two-time league champion, Chris Smalling. So far they have offered £16.5m, and £20m is expected to be enough to snare his services. Also interested are Tottenham and Newcastle, though the player is keen to play regularly and will take any decision with that in mind.

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>paying £20m to Championship-shitter tier English defenders

wtf i hate leicester now

>>76545927
its hard not to notice a chink flag desu

>>76545928
Some of the people who write these are undoubtedly poofters.

>>76545949
I hope they win the League cup desu

>>76545928
Wonga just wants to be able to say when he retires that he """"""almost""""" signed Mbappe

Just like how he """"""""""almost""""""""" signed Messi, Suarez, Ronaldo, Neymar, Neuer, Bale, Iniesta, Aguero, Whoever wins the Ballon D'or in 2020

>>76545956
Filter it if it bothers you so much then Johnny

>>76545960
I can't wait for them to go to Europe after that and get refballed by Atletico Madrid for the 4th time

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>>76545963

>>76545957
its the guardian what do you expect

>>76545963
he already did that
http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2017/05/04/i-went-mbappes-house-try-sign-him-says-wenger

I hope Pellegrini to crystal palace happened. They have enough player to play sexy football.

>>76545321
same, kind of looking forward to playing the fifa 18 demo even though i know ill regret it and hate it once it comes out but what can you do.

Who will Wenger sign?


I expect him AT BEST to sign Lacazette

So are we in the Premier League Golden Age yet?

>>76546005
no one

>>76545886
I liked her better when she was just a hot person on normal countdown

All the self-aware self-promoting stuff is unbearable

>>76546005
>Bayern no longer want alexis
>they won't sell him to City, a local rival
It's like a new signing!

>>76545957
Guy who is writing today's rumour mill is a cricket writer

If Sanchez stays at Arsenal and sign a new contract, it'll be confirmed he's a mercenary who prefers money over winning trophies.

NEW RUMOURS:

>Feyenoord striker Nicolai Jorgensen is in advanced talks with a Southampton move. The Premier league side is said to be offering an opening bid of £12m for the Dane's 2021 contract. (RTV)

Ligue 1 side Nice are awaiting medical approval for 22 year old Natyllo Physico who is set to move from Argentinian side for €8m. (Baguette TV)

>Sevilla is willing to depart with Daniel Carriço for a mere €12m after an incident concerning multiple fans with the Portuguese defender. (Marca)

Ajax midfielder Davy Klaasen (24)who is currently being linked heavily with a £22m move to Everton has stated his desire to become the next Steven Gerrard. (Daily Telegraph)

>After intense discussion with PSG club management Veratti (24) could not push through his desire to leave the club. Apparently he is on strike and refuses to participate in club charity actions including a visit to a children's hospital. (Al Jazeera)

>>76546041
>After intense discussion with PSG club management Veratti (24) could not push through his desire to leave the club. Apparently he is on strike and refuses to participate in club charity actions including a visit to a children's hospital. (Al Jazeera)
verrati is one of the good guys

>>76545862
Didn't he fly over just to sit in the waiting room and find out Jewve's shifty tricks didn't work and was asked to wind down the remainder of his contract?

>>76546041
>Ajax midfielder Davy Klaasen (24)who is currently being linked heavily with a £22m move to Everton has stated his desire to become the next Steven Gerrard. (Daily Telegraph)
*slips passionately*

>>76546055
Sometimes I think we need a reform, players seem to have too much power. But then, what can you do? there are already ways to keep players in check, clubs don't use them because it's simply not worth it economically.
Maybe talking with players should be banned for real, but can you regulate that?

>>76546025
City also know that Arse want Mbappe and they kinda want him too but only next year

So they aren't gonna give Arsenal money if it means they sing a player who city wants

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hi gays who are arsenal singing ?

I hope Chelsea sign Sanchez instead of Lukaku.

>>76546041
>Ajax midfielder Davy Klaasen (24)who is currently being linked heavily with a £22m move to Everton has stated his desire to become the next Steven Gerrard.
Klaasen yes! Old slippy G has no true successor as of yet, certainly none that I am aware of at this moment.

>>76546114

Not happening.

He'd go to Buyern before Chelski

>>76546076
>players seem to have too much power
any other worker has to give a 15 days warning before quitting their jobs

Football is different due to calendars and because players have market value which clubs count on, but the same principle applies: you cannot force someone to stay at a job they don't want to

that's why rescission clauses are a good idea, though they should be regulated too: the buy out amount should be realistic and accesible for the player to be legal

>RM laugh as they try to force United to pay out the ass for Morata
>United turn around and offer £120 mill for Mbappe because they can
>Perez cries

>>76546061
nope
zenit was keen on not letting him go till they found a replacement
they ended up stalling the deal so much the deadline for the transfer window closed

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>>76546150

>>76546150

t. Hope Solo

>>76546142
you forgot
>Mbappe snubs snubchester

>>76546128
>that's why rescission clauses are a good idea, though they should be regulated too: the buy out amount should be realistic and accesible for the player to be legal
This is a nice idea I didn't think about. Some thing like 5 or 6 times the annual wage should be fine.

>these slag pics without feminine penii
baka

Muhammed Salah is criminally underrated and would do really well with a good team.

>>76544183
>No autism
>Post Refballing "Zidane" Muslim

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>>76546161

>you have one life to live
>you will never, ever, have any chance of fucking either of those two

it hurts

>>76546174
shame he's going Liverpool then.

>>76546194
shouldn't have been born white then

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>>76546169

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me and the wife on holiday. Went abit native not wearing shoes. silly me lol

>>76546225
Right is top tier

>>76546267
why are your feet so much darker than the rest of you?

>>76546236
Pls upload them all Bulgarbro

>>76544536
>Féret isn't stellar
french inesta desu

>>76546277
I prefer to tan them first.

>>76545370

This is definitely not random. This reeks of some shitty Sky promotional title.

>>76545370
the same months barcelona halal games happen

>>76544321
>4 weeks to take my test cause some STIs take a while to show up
nigga hepatitis B may take up to 2 moths to show up, HIV up to 6 months.
If it's been only 4 weeks you ain't in the clear yet.

>>76546437
Let him be happy

>>76545886
Fucking yids. This is why we can't have nice things

>>76545027

You're thinking of that other Russian guy, who Reading signed on silly wages after he left Fulham and he turned out to be shit

>>76546520
The pog

>>76545886

With jews you lose

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>>76544827
she has fucked up legs.
I improved them a bit

remember when leicester won the title

bit weird lads

>>76546534
>>76546520
I remember there was a female reading fan tripfag on here with her tripname being pog

>>76546586
(((improved)))

>>76546455
No.

>>76546198
Finally someone brave enough to say it, you fucking faggot

Leicester City are expected to announce the signing of Hull City defender Harry Maguire in a £17m deal.

BBC Radio Humberside understands a £12m fee with add-ons has been agreed and a medical has been completed.

Leicester are also believed to have had a bid of about £10m for defender Jonny Evans turned down by West Brom.

Perfect signing for Leicester tbqh

Good afternoon, /trans/. Just dropping in to say I'll be seeing Ben UFO tonight.

>>76546629
I miss pog.

Goodbye.

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snubsea

>>76546713
I actually rate Maguire, he would have done well in a team like everton or southhampton, he's also a big guy

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>>76547097
Bit of a shame imo, but I don't think Chelsea ever gave a serious effort into it (not implying he wouldn't rather go to Bayern, I think most players would), but if this means Fabregas keeps getting game time I'm fairly pleased desu.

>>76547097
Thiago, Tolisso and Vidal is pretty good desu

>>76547196
Was Fabregas ever in doubt? all I read was one between Bakayoko and Tolisso to replace Matic.

Btw, any Milan fan here?

>>76547215
Fairly confident he's stated that he wants to play more or something along those lines. But I think it's obvious that if Chelsea did sign Tolisso, Fabregas would look to other teams. With Kanté, Matic, Fabregas and Tolisso all competing for the same spot, life could've started to look pretty miserable for an aging Cesc.

>>76547259
Hope he stays desu, I'd love a 352 with him, Kante, and Baka, behind only Pedro and Hazshit.

>>76547228
Why?

>those fixtures around crimbo
no wonder the likes of city are trying to sign everyone

There's so much congestion because of the world cup

>>76547305
I'd like to hear their/your opinion on what's happening with Donnarumma, I think he's getting too much hate now.

>>76547228
>Milan fan here,

>>76547314
they let him play when he was 16, he should at least sign the contract, then, if he wants, he can leave and take more than the 4.5m Milan is offering to him

>>76547285
Not sure how I feel about Bakayoko, even in his highlight reel on youtube he looked like shit. Also I don't think >we'll get very far without a striker, so I'm not too sure how I feel about this Hazard-Pedro link-up up front by themselves.

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Gf just posted this to instagram lads, I'm worried

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>>76547462
Not as bad as my gf lad

>>76547314
>I want Milan
>But i need to be represented adequately
They offered him enough money, so what's the problem exactly?
>>76547354
But he doesn't want to leave.

Following the Kyle Walker transfer is fun

People have spent the day trying to work out which trains he's on

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>wife on hen do in crete
>puts this on her snapchat
What does she mean, lads?

>>76544418
>beta.lcfc.com

what did they mean by this

real shame that we'll never see mbrap or dembele in the prem

>>76547462
sauce

>>76547626
Mbappe will end up at United when Madrid realise he's shit.

>>76547628
Unironically my instagram feed

>>76547670
link girls account, lad

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>>76547626
That is a good thing.

>>76547715
?

>>76547626
>shame

nah

>>76547728
? ?

>>76547715
>pig nose
just another slag

>>76547610
What the fuck, that's me.

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Is Spalletti too intelligent for Inter?

How many midfielders does Bayern fucking need? Can they give Kimmich to Chelsea or something?