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/mlb/ general - Apologize edition

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TB:Jacob Faria fans eight in win over Blue Jays
PIT:McCutchen homers twice to lead the Pirates
LAA:Trout (thumb) aiming to return before ASG
CIN:Cozart day-to-day because of quad tightness
CHC:Zobrist bothered by nagging left wrist injury
MLW:Thames out for second half of doubleheader
BAL:MRI confirms Chris Davis has strained oblique
CHC:Kyle Hendricks (hand) ruled out for weekend
STL:Cardinals' Martinez homers twice vs. Brewers
TOR:Aaron Sanchez (blister) nearing mound work
PHI:Cesar Hernandez (oblique) out for six weeks
TOR:Travis undergoes surgery for cartilage damage
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DAT MARLINS HOT STREAK THIS WHOLE MONTH
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>CIDF
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>orange ducks
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>>76541287
Moving over to good thread

>an autist can't find mlb.com on the internets
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1stros
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Injuns desu
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No one actually wants to watch the DBacks and Rockies in the playoffs...right?
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>>76541467
I'd rather see the Dbacks and Rockies than the Dodgers and Giants again.
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>>76541467
As much as I like seeing the Dodgers lose in the playoffs I want a new episode, so yes
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>>76541467
>Rockies are the most likable team in the NL West

Damn straight I want the Rockies in the playoffs.
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>Mariners

What the fuck are you doing
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>Score 6 runs to tie it
>Strand 3 leadoff doubles in a row with meme relievers
>Load the bases with no outs and escape it by the grace of God
>Give up a first pitch HR in the 9th
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>>76541484
>Rockies
weird way of spelling Padres
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lol me too. what a bum
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>>76541502
>A team that you'd forget exists and would name like 28th if you were listing all the teams in the MLB is more likable then the rockies

Nah man. They're just forgettable.
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>>76541498
>then get shutdown by Fernando Rodney of all people
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So let me get this straight. You get a walk, it doesn't count as a plate appearance. But if you get walked with the bases loaded, you get an RBI? Baseball scoring is dumb.
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>>76541287
first apologize for ruining my offense for the first two months
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>>76541533
how is that bad f-rod was a solid closer
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Carlos Ruiz

1 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 K, 2 BB, 29 pitches
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Os whatre ya doing to our tank?
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>>76541558
McClutch is just making it interesting. Pie rats gonna win one for da Burg
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>>76541533
.71 WHIP and 10/11 SVs, since May 1st. c'mon man fernando has been legit, K-Rod on the other hand..
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>>76541548
Walks do count as plate appearances. They don't count as at-bats.
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3 strikes = out
4 balls = walk
5 fouls = strike

y/n
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>>76541662
>being rewarded for not being able to strike someone out
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>>76541662
>being rewarded for not being able to strike someone out
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>>76541679
That's some tism.
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>>76541732

But speed of play, anon.
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Where did all those craig Biggio fans go?

>4-2 Rangers
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>>76541679
>kershit
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>>76541679
kek
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You're a newfag if you think Conditions I deem fair is a new meme
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>20 runs
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>>76541679
This fucking guy never ceases to amuse me
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>>76541814
ok, cool. please don't tell anyone I'm a newfag hehe
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>>76541832
too late
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>>76541822
the twins had more hits than outs
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>>76541548
There are so many dumb things with hoow baseball stats are amassed, but they'll never change it because babby ruth probably leads in one and they're scared to change it because canseco will prob lead it it instead
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(•_•)
<) )╯SUCK
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\(•_•)
( (> IT
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(•_•)
<) )> ASTROS
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>>76541679
>>76541733
>>76541779
>>76541802
>>76541829
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>been to 6 indians games this season
>0-6

guess i'm done going to games for the year. also not fun walking through downtown cleveland at 10:30pm
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>>76541679
>>76541733
>>76541802
>>76541937
>>76541829

obsessed
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>red sox win
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>>76541937
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>>76542068
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>>76542027
I'm 0-3 so far after going like 15-1 last season, including the playoffs. It's odd.
>also not fun walking through downtown cleveland at 10:30pm
Yeah, the guy playing TV show themes on his sax is really fucking scary...
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this is how i feel right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=popE_l5GbLA
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>>76542068
squatty version pls
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>baltimore is half a game ahead of the blue jays
>2 games behind the rays
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>>76542120
Don't have it, sorry.
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>>76542116
>lifelong Astros fan unable to handle it when his team come down to earth
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>Red Sox have the longest average playtime among all mlb teams (well over 3 hours per game)
>just played 3 straight 4+ hour games

Manfred is fucking FURIOUS right now.

Incoming league sanctions on the Sox.
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>>76541467
t. doyer fan
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>>76542128
Do you have that webm of the series of errors causing what-amounts-to an inside the park home run?
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>>76542120
i got ya
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>>76541493
I wish I would have gone to the game tonight. I could have gotten 28 cents off per gallon of gas tomorrow.
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>>76542155
I have this
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>>76542155
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>>76541814
>>76542207
Based Dinosuarez
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>>76541425
I don't think I've seen anything sum up this general as well as this image has
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>>76542181
nice
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>>76541425
Why is customgrow420 the first image though? I don't understand Googles algorithms.
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sup brehs

who /mlb/ here?
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anyone know how orioles have been doing lately??
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>>76542308
They're losing to a team who is trying to lose on purpose.
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>>76542336
No one loses on purpose.
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>>76542343
Have you not seen the whos games recently?
They are last in the AL and since the start of May have had the worst record in the league by far.
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>>76541814
Can I still think it's a dank meme for shitting on the stupid autist that invented it and continues to haunt this general despite everyone hating him and not be a newfag?
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>be Oakland A's fan
>have finally given up watching the rigged, abhorrent NBA (i dont even like the warriors, actually i hate them)
>want to get into baseball for the summer
>only have watched when the a's are good which is rarely ever
>never watch other teams games or national broadcast games (besides playoffs) because no one does that shit
>see that a's are terrible again

HOW CAN I GET INTO BASEBALL GUYS
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>>76542377
That's not on purpose.
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>>76542404
watch moneyball
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>>76542404
Not be a fairweather faggot
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>>76542384
what?
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>>76542106

not really scary, just annoying. also depends where you walk or park, i went with my sister in law and her friends since they had an extra ticket and i didnt want to turn down a free tribe game

>lets walk through all the alleys instead of just staying on east 9th so drunk homeless people can yell at us from 3 feet away
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>>76542404
by watching and supporting a team
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>>76542413
man ive been an as' fan since those actual days. i actually attended games with mulder, hudson, zito pitching, miguel tejada, jermaine dye, giambis, etc

>>76542420
one of my biggest issues with the nba was a useless regular season. how can i dedicate 3 hours a day watching over 100 more games for a team that isnt even making the playoffs?
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>>76542384
What?
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>>76542443
>how can i dedicate 3 hours a day watching over 100 more games for a team that isnt even making the playoffs?

you are in the wrong general then kek
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>>76542443
>how can i dedicate 3 hours a day watching over 100 more games for a team that isnt even making the playoffs?
If you truly like your team, you'll look forward to every game. Off days will make your day feel empty too.
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>>76542443
its tough, I've been a Diehard cubs fan since 2015, long wait but it paid off
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>>76542443
Baseball is the only sport where the regular season is important for its own reasons. Also, don't watch over a hundred games, just follow them and watch when you have free time.
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>>76542443
>how can i dedicate 3 hours a day watching over 100 more games for a team that isnt even making the playoffs?
Because you enjoy watching the sport. Why are you trying to get into a sport you don't like watching?
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>>76542481
Any tips on how to get free beer at Wrigley?
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>>76542498
I spent $200 dollars on beer there this weekend, so no unfortunately
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>>76542462
>>76542491
>>76542490

i fully admit i'm a fairweather baseball fan. when the a's were good in the early 2010s i watched a shit ton of their games.

and i do really like watching baseball.

it's just really difficult for me to look at a 162 game season and either watch a shit ton of them when my team is bad, or literally just skip tons of the games and "just follow the scores" or whatever

when i watch a sport i like to watch as many of the games as i can
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>>76542498
No clue
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>>76542517

baseball is fantastic on the radio if you have a good announcer.
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>>76542517
Well if you really like watching baseball but don't really want to watch the A's be shit, I don't see anything wrong with watching games with better teams. Everyone has players on other teams they like, or even other teams they at least don't hate.
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thoughts on this pitch sequence?
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>>76542552
absolutely this. nothing like some Pat & Ron
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>>76542574
no, i do not and will not watch other teams games. i am an a's fan and only an a's fan.

i know how horrible it is to be this fairweather of a fan, but im only like this for the mlb because of how many games there are
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Thoughts on this pitch sequence?
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>Kershaw general triggered by Cody Bellinger homer
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>when /mlb/ picks your general over that-other-one's shitty OP
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what the fuck is going on
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>>76542657
Doyers and Injuns are trying to out sperg each other
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>>76542652
Thank you for another /Kershaw/ general.
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>>76542657
>Baseball is the most autistic sport
>you're on a site overrun with people somewhere on the Autism spectrum.
>you're also on the mlb general on said sites sports board
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>>76542517
fucking kill yourself
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>“Maybe the ‘1A’ prospect,” one National League scout who covers the team said. “Not the tip-top, but among the better group.”

>An NL executive speculated the team would seek a near-ready starting pitcher, in addition to a higher-level prospect and lower-impact secondary player.

>One AL scout said: “I’d happily give away our No. 2 and No. 4 prospect.”
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>>76542716
Good to know the input of the Phillies scout, Padres executive, and Rangers scout think
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>>76542702
Isnt that all they do?
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>>76542738
Well respected franchises with a great history
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>>76542716
Who are you even talking about?
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>>76542785
Fransisco Rodriguez
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Thoughts on this group of pitchers?
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>>76542797
>JUST
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Help me out niggers
Trying to find a loophole in THE SHOW for wins
Doing that Oswalt program, need Ws with IV pitchers

If a starting pitcher goes 4 innings, and the team has the lead, but a reliever comes in for the fifth, he is the qualifies for the win right?
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>>76542826
5 innings
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>>76542826
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>>76542826
It's 5 fucking innings to be the pitcher of record for a win you God Damn animal.
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>>76542716
just send him to LA and we will package both ryu and kenta nicely

we'll add joc for good measure
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>>76542843
>>76542858
my fault, didnt explain

the reliever would qualify for the win right?
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MLB Tonight's final strike intro thing is dramatic as fuck. Then they always talk about something silly for them
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>>76542875
The last pitcher to take the mound becomes the pitcher of record for the win if a run in scored in that same inning.
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So how long will Kike man fake this neck injury? He's falling behind CYA every start that Vargas and Santana make.
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>>76542872
Yeah just throw in Bellinger too and suck my cock while you're at it
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>>76542797
>Sam Dyson didn't allow 5 earned runs today
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>>76542552
I miss Vin.

I would listen to him on the radio while at the game.
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Which division lead is more impressive?
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>>76542678
All I see is some injun cunt losing his shit after getting dumpstered tonight.
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>>76543042
https://youtu.be/kkcbxjWG9Mc
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Which if these pitchers will have an ERA under 3.00 by September 25th?

Im gonna say Max, Sale, Carlos Martínez, Vargas, Santana, Lynn, and Leake.

Kershaw will probably be at 1.64 or something.
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>>76543143
Kershaw, Scherzer and Martinez
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Remember when Chris Sale locked up his CYA in April?
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>>76543201
he didn't even win pitcher of the month though
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>>76543201
Remember when Andrew Benintendi and Dansby Swanson locked up their ROTY in January?
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>>76543209
B- but muh 10 strikeout games!!!!
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>>76541912
cringe
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>>76542303
we outchea
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>>76541912
Craig biggio
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>>76543241
I can't even remember what position Nintendo plays? Left field or 3B? Who the fuck knows.
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>>76543143
Keuchel has been at his absolute best this year. One bad start against the angels where he came out late in the game with runners on inflated his ERA a ton. Other than that he's been lights out. Don't sleep on him when he comes back.
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>the blue jays have the son of craig biggio
we are set
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>>76543303
LF.. Red Sox """"""""3Bs""""""""" are hitting .209 with 7 HRs, 69 SOs and 20 BBs
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pinched nerve
lower back discomfort
dead arm
lat strain
bullpen fatigue
>tfw no Wandy Rodriguez
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>>76543336
He won't even qualify for an ERA titles. He's done and forgotten already.
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I think the Red Sox got a better deal for a month of Andrew Miller
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This feels like 2012 all over again. This team is special
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*slaps you on the butt
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>>76542404
Late to your post, but watch a few games, get to know the players, staff, announcers w/e.

Even games when they lose you'll see some crazy shit. Kendall Graveman got an unassisted double play doing a flip over a guy or something.

You just gotta keep your eyes peeled

It could be worse, you could have a team with douches like the mariners with seager and cano
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Imagine how huge Bartolo Colon's poops are lol
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>>76543744

hu hu hu HYEURRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!
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Take a moment to appreciate Clayton Kershaw who has provided us with a hot meme in all of his starts this season.
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>>76543839
What I like is that he a different reaction almost every time. Does Kershit think beforehand of what he'll do or does it come to him right there on the mound?
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>>76543909
Idk but he wouldn't have the energy to do it without his subway (TM) footlomg (c) spicy chicken sandwich (patent pending) making his day extra fresh (pls don't steal)
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>>76544049
He actually has a turkey with spinach and jalapeños. Mike trout has the spicy BBQ chicken with onions.
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>>76544153
For the record Trouts was pretty good, Kersh sounds like it should be decent too. Maybe a splash of vinegar for the walks and dingers and we flavor country.
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>>76544173
WHERE'S
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>>76541425
>mfw one of my images is in there
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>>76543405
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat
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baseball lads

makes me horney

does it make you horney?
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>>76543839
>>76544153
Kershaw is that dude that throws controllers and punches walls if he dies in Counter Strike
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>>76544988
shut up mo'Lester
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No hitter alert for Tokyo Giants. 8th inning.
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>getting shot while playing baseball

BASEBALL

SHOTGUNS

APPLE PIE

AND CHEVROLET
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And the tank rolls on
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>US Congressman shot during Baseball practice
No respect for the game these days lads

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/14/politics/alexandria-virginia-shooting/index.html

>Scalise, a member of the House Republican leadership as the majority whip, appeared to have been shot in the hip and it appeared two Capitol Hill police agents were shot
>according to Rep. Mo Brooks, who told CNN he was on deck when the shooting occurred.
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>>76546428
That's disgusting.

Hope they are alright.
Who the fuck shoots someone at a baseball game
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>>76546452
The guy was looking for the republicans to shoot.
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>>76546452
botched job
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>can't break .500 against teams like the rasy and assletics

this is where the season dies
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Derek Fisher
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>>76546779
Mad at the Rays?
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Who is the Craig Biggio of your team?
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>>76547271
For me, I'd have to say it's probably Craig Biggio
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>>76546907
DEREK FISHER
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>>76546428
no good
i don't like
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>>76547475
>mfw the Fresno Grizzlies unironically win the AL West
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>>76541287
m/a/rlins
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>>76547646
Don't ever post this again
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WOOOOH

my did never try mlbtv beofre??
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>>76547271
When I was young the Astros were in town and >we were losing so I started screaming "Cheerio" when he was up to bat, and an old man grabbed me by the arm and scolded me in a very inappropriate way. What I would say is for me, it's Craig Biggio. And I'm glad that man is probably dead by now.
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>>76542600
To be fair this Kersitism was caused by Toles being a total suck playing moron
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>>76547687
baseball, my friend
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>>76547699
>a free game of the day

pinch me ;^)
>>
>>76547687
>my did never try mlbtv beofre??
Unfortunately Google Translate doesn't have an "East Bay" option.
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>>76547646
Jesus. Just give me the original and I'll do it for you...
>>
>>76541287
Can McClutch still make baseball fun again?
>>
>>76547821
why would you even bother
>>
How long until Aaron Judge gets busted for juicing?
>>
>>76547271
Chris Sale
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Hey Detroit, it would be a real shame if we were tied after tonight
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>>76547693
this
is such
a literally interesting story... -_-
and you're correct, that man is likely dead by now
>>
>>76546779
Join us Mets and Mariners in eternal suffering

>>76547961
I thought KC was tanking for draft picks

It does show how little the first 2 months matter I guess
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who /snacks/?
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>>76548044
good idea. I'll brb
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How is everyone today?
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>kris with a K =3

fucking doink
>>
White Sox just drafted Blackman in round 13
>>
mike's on, he's ready to go..
>>
>detoilet
>>
someone tell me what exactly is going on
>>
>>76548624

The congressional Baseball game is still on, don't worry
>>
how do I get out of this dugout lol
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>>76548624

I farted
>>
who want to play wiffleball tBh

>>76548682
o shiy man why
>>
Biggio > Jeter
>>
>>76544761
>Three of mine are
Step your game up.
>>
>>76548819
/nba/ has shit memes, so they're trying to steal our old memes.
>>
>>76549257
God, I hate sports that aren't MLB. They need to just die already.
>>
Astros bullpen ERA by month
April: 2.91
May: 3.88
June: 6.22
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>>76549281
delete this
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>>76549281
The ragsening
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>>76549281
Need Bigs calling pitches
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>>76549257
GHAWD, I'm so glad this season is over

Didn't even watch this year, who cares
>>
>>76549281

What's the ERA on starters?

Its gotta be about the same progression as that
>>
>>76549470
>>76549281
But muh 117 wins
>>
>>76549487

Woah, I'm not retarded

I was hoping for 100
>>
>>76549526
Lets not get carried away with your claims
>>
>athletics
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>>76542106
Not as bad as the yankees desu

>walk out
>cops literally surrounding the stadium, and i mean everywhere you look
>homeless people who i assume are crack addicts screaming at fans
>also a guy playing songs on a sax
>>
>>76549589
we won't see any one this in the morning game
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>>76547961
No it wouldn't
>>
>>76549624
Jints games are great if you take the ferry unless the game goes late then you're fucked
>>
there somewhere in the United States, where everyone hates baseball?
>>
>>76549677
Florida
>>
>>76549677

Indianapolis

Yes they have a soccer team

Yes they are giant losers
>>
>>76541425
We are missing the mariners
>>
>>76541467
I wouldn't mind if they both make it in. They're good teams, and have some great hitters
>>
>>76549677
Not really
>>
so does every ballpark have a black guy playing the saxophone outside after games?
>>
>>76549696
Why in Florida everyone hates baseball?
>>
>>76549630
I still dont know why they schedule wednesday afternoon games. One game like 2 weeks ago there was like 1,400 people in attendance
>>
>>76549737
I don't know, but nobody shows up to the games.
>>
>>76549750
That's like $105000 worth in ticket sale
>>
>>76548005
>Mets and Mariners fan

Thanks. I enjoy teams that are shit so I don't entirely feel like Shit
>>
>>76549751
And what do they like in Florida?

PS: Florida is the best state
>>
>>76549737
Everyone in Florida is from somewhere else so they don't care about the Rays or Marlins
>>
>>76549751
They show up for Yankees away games
>when they're gewd
>>
>>76549624
Mets fan here, can confirm

Had tickets to see bumshit pitch against Tanaka last year. Game was good, but lots of bums outside stadium
>>
>>76549775
mostly mexico or cuba
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>>76549772
>best state

Ahumina Wa??
>>
>>76549778
and the red sux and mest away games too. I hate my area sometimes.
>>
>>76549775
Insurance to some florida team, sooner or later the a will move to another city
>>
>>76549795
a Field of Band Waggons
>>
>>76549677
Houston before 2017
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kek

Alway's gets his man
>>
>>76549810
houston isn't america multicultural global shithole
>>
>>76549923
http://www.thenewstribune.com/sports/high-school/article155988469.html
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>>76549677
It's not a where.. it'sa who.
and the Who are Niggers, and that includes all races, like the chicanos and white trash, or whatever you call the poor disparate that just can give a fuck in your local neighborhood
They don't care about baseball, can't afford to pay attention to anything but /gofast/ and /madgorilla/, and if the live near a city they might pretend to care about the local NFL concern
but they don't care about Baseball, not like old days not long past..
>>
>>76549670
The ballpark ferry waits 'til games' end (like in that 17 inning game). If you're taking other ferries, then you're absolutely right.
>>
KC Royals vs SF Giants (#2 of 2)

3:45 PM ET | 12:45 PM PT

>>76549942
>>76549942
>>76549942
>>
>>76549719
It's all the same guy
>>
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>tfw one of your only trade assets is pitching like garbage and killing his trade value
>>
>>76549719
When I went to the Royals game last month, it was a white dude playing harmonica.
>>
>what until the 9th

>then make the game interesting
never fails
>>
when it gets to this late in the draft do teams just pick names out of a hat
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>>76550204
Pretty sure I was drafted this year, haven't checked my messages, but I'm certain
and the order is always selected by a series of intern battles
>the intern battles are the best part of the entire season
>>
>>76550120
>>
>pitches good
>still gets the L

How drunk did Tanaka get that night?
>>
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>moose bomb into mccovey
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>dat two game series sweep
>>
Reminder that the Rays are Florida's team. Miami isn't even part of America, let alone Florida
>>
>>76550564
at least the marlins didnt have a problem selling tickets after being good like the rays did. I remember the rays having empty stadiums when they were going to the playoffs
>>
So was he blocking the plate lol
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>>76550490
>Mike Moustakas has 18 home runs
>>
>>76550591

Its too loud, 2bh.
>>
Any Cleveland fans here?
>>
>jints
>>
I wish Buffalo had an MLB team. Then I could be 3/3 with terrible teams
>>
Cueto getting destroyed by the Royals. Justice.
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>the state of Cueto's trade value
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>>76549775

from the northeast, attending college in alabama.

yeah the braves are the official team of the south. I'm going to a rays - red sox game and the tickets are mega cheap.

I sort of feel bad for the Rays because they are pretty good and worthy of a fanbase.
>>
>>76550752
He never recovered from this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bySJ3BX_1fY
>>
>>76549281
Anyone old fags remember when saying the Astros were overperforming led to a bunch of lifelongers calling you butthurt? Where are you guys now?
>>
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>>76549281
Miss me yet?
>>
/los-ángeles/
>>
>>76551156
back to /r/dodgers with you
>>
>>76549923
the only high school kid they've drafted through 30 something rounds
>>
/dodgérs/
>>
Do you think baseball will ever be the #1 sport in America again? I think it has a chance, now that NFL is reaching the same level of bullshit that baseball did in the 70s
>>
>>76549719
The dude at our stadium has been there for years. Throughout that time i've seen his setup get better and better. Before he only had a sax with a money bucket. Now he has a speaker with some lights and on rare occasions brings a guitar.
>>
>>76551236
I think the NFL will do alright if #BLM Colin is out of the league this year, and other moon crickets don't get uppity.
>>
MVP
>>
>>76551258

I think the number of teams leaving their cities is annoying people. Plus the fact that 1 team wins every other year. I can't imagine the #blm stuff is gonna slow down with Trump in office
>>
>>76551295
I remember something very similar to this happening when Puig joined the Dodgers. How's he doing now?
>>
>>76551308
Flipping birds
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>Players last name is Gardner
>ANNOUNCER: That ball is pushin' up daisies.
>>
>>76551308
Best RF defense in baseball and is good for memes. Kershaw loves him which means he's here forever.
>>
>>76551295
>Hits .260
>MVP
What year is this?
>>
the list of ded left fielders grows for the Jays

>Pompey
>Pearce
>Ceciliani
>Alford
>Coghlan
>Carrera
>>
>>76551428
And we care why exactly???
>>
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Just so you know, he was the man behind today's baseball shooting

-

When do the Rockies collapse?
>>
>>76551565

They are doing a great job of that right now.
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>>76551342
>player name Trout

>that ball is swimming out of the park
>>
>>76551477
Baseball discussion retard.
>>
>>76551565
>Berniecuck
>Manlet
>Fires 50 rounds, only hits 5 people
Really fires my figs
>>
>>76551659
Nobody gives a fuck as you can see.
>>
>that ball is pushing up daisies
>that ball is swimming out of the park
>that ball is cruzing out of here
>that ball was smoaked
>that was belted into the stands
>somethingsomething dickerson pujols
What else we got?
>>
>>76551805
We should ask John Sterling
>>
>>76551805

>prepare to get Judged
>>
>>76551805
Are you trying to take John Sterling's job or something?
>>
>>76551820
It's gotta be present or past tense
>And that ball is in deliberation!
>>
>3 former Mariners players, all traded or let go for being shit, have more dingers than any current Mariners player
Really makes you think
>>
>>76551805
>that ball avisailed out of here
>>
>>76551805
>Can of corn
>>
anyone got the in the park homerun the royals got in the 2015 world series on webm? I'm feeling pretty shitty and that makes me laugh.
>>
>>76549719
can confirm for AT&T Park
>>
>>76551901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlGpU8mdYY
>>
>>76551901
>In the park homerun

That game was on my birthday. Felt like a piece of Shit when it happened
>>
>>76541662
the first 2 fouls are strikes, is that not enough for the pitcher? its already hard enough to hit
>>
>>76551921
Thank you anon.
>>76551930
sorry anon.
>>
>>76542702
sauce?
>>
>>76551921
Fun fact, this is the only world series game ever where the first pitch and last pitch both resulted in runs scored by the same player.
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>>76551962
Weird
>>
>>76551805
THAT BALL IS SENT INTO THE CANO-ZONE
THAT BALL IS A TEX MESSAGE INTO THE UPPER DECK
THAT BALL IS A BOMB FROM AROD
THAT BALL IS DELIVERED INTO THE 2ND LEVEL BY THE MELKMAN
>>
>Players will be allowed to wear a nickname on the back of their jersey August 25-27
What do you guys think of this?
>>
>>76552031
Don't some teams not even have names on the back? Also is there any special reason they are doing this?
>>
>>76552061
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2715739-mlb-players-can-use-nicknames-on-jerseys-bright-shoes-on-players-weekend
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>>76552031
Should be interesting.
>>
Why do Baseball managers and coaches wear uniforms?
>>
>>76552101
If there are too many injuries/ejections, they go into play.
>>
>>76552116
Seriously?
>>
>>76552133
....yeah..... how new of a fan are you?
>>
>>76551979
thank you. u r a beautiful man.
>>
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>>76552133
>He didn't know this
>>
>>76552154
I'm not, I came into the thread just to ask
>>
>>76552133
Yes.. just like in the NHL if your goalies get injured

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsUj-5gzWUg
>>
>>76552192
>Royals sign SP Yordano Ventura and 7 others...
>>
>this nats game

lol
>>
>DoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyersDoyers
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>mfw Mike completely misses the joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_s5EF_hQ3g
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>>76551764
I can post whatever baseball related thing I want because I am and adult

Heres Munenori Kawasaki. Go fuck yourself. :^)
>>
>the impoverished hamlet of the nationals bullpen
>>
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gib
>>
Who else genuinely hates Chris Carter?
>>
>>76552437
He'll be alright... trust me
>>
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>>76552396
>gib closer nao gotdammit
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>>76552476
>>
>>76552476
Can you imagine waking up next to that without makeup on.
>>
>>76551960
moshidora
>>
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>>76552437
Lol me

>>76552464
No he won't, lol
>>
Red Sox vs Phillies
>>76552569
>>76552569
>>76552569
>>
>>76552512
I always wear makeup. Even to bed.
>>
mest-cubes
>>76552635
>>76552635
>>76552635
>>
Anthony Rizzo just hit another leadoff home run
>>
Ian Happ just hit a home run

>Harvey
>>
who /risp/ here?
>>
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>>76553221
>>
>>76553221

kill me
>>
Walker dead
>mest
>>
who /los-ángeles/ here?
>>
mariners - twins game thread
>>76553529
>>76553529
>>
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>>76553439

your yard was #10 for me

i was actually very impressed, dodger stadium is my 3rd favorite so far
>>
did Brandon Hirschberger get drafted?
>>
>>76553589
>>76553589
>>76553589
Rangers @ Astros
>>
>>76553583
doyers and royals have the best parks imo (not too modern, not too old). there are nicer parks, but they are stale. there are more historical parks, but they are shitholes.
>>
>>76553597
Dogger Stadium is fucking abysmal
>>
You'll never believe this but there's a rain delay in Chicago
>>
>>76553686
Where?
>>
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>>76553686
Of course it's raining bullets outside.
>>
>>76553677
Okay friend, I agree with you.
>>
This is extremely important.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13192963
>>
>>76553852
Yes, that is extremely important. I am glad that you made such an important post in this thread.
>>
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>>76541287
lmao
>>
>>76553852
No thanks, FBI
>>
>>76553961
everyfukn time

lmao

always late for the brawl
>>
>>76553961
Lol at Cervelli chimping out right there. What a dumb fuck.
>>
Astros fans have surprassed Cubs fans as the most
>>
>>76553987
al west breh reportin

nah

fuck everything shitcago except for a white sox
>>
>>76553985
EH WASSAMATTA YOU
>>
>>76553677
It's a beautiful park.
>>
>>76553961
best part is how ther makin ther way to homeplate side by side

only to spread once they reach there
>>
>>76554016
If you're an undocumented immigrant, sure.
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>>76554047
B T F O
T
F
O
>>
>the mentally ill and defenseless state of Leaveland baseball
>Cuckey Cluckber
ajahahhajajahsjsjskskakakajakakakananakakakajkajakajakajaka
>>
sox have barely played at home this season but it seems like every time they do there's at least one rain delay or postponement
>>
>>76554047
What does that even mean? I'm from Milwaukee
>>
>>76553985
Wolters started it though, Cervelli looked like he was gonna go to first before the catcher started being a prick
>>
>>76554092
you have to go back
>>
»76554068
You now realize the Indians have won an LCS more recently than the Dodgers
>>
>>76554112
How many rings?
>>
>>76554106
Nah, Wolters was just telling him to shut up and go to first base. It was pretty obvious Marquez didn't hit him on purpose.
>>
WTF I HATE this version of Jordan Zimmermann
>>
>>76554112
thats only one team, thats not too bad. surely there aren't more?
>>
>The suicidal and manic state of Leaveland baseball
>>
>>76554141
The same as the dodgers since 1989
>>
>>76554112
How many rings in the last 50 years? At least 1 right?
>>
is taking a 2-0 lead on a .500 team like winning the world series for dodgers fans?
>>
>>76554158
I know, but he just got hit and was just rubbing his arm, then wolters got in his face
>>
>>76554164
Indians, Cubs, Royals, Mets, Giants, Red Sox, Cardinals, Tigers, Rangers, Yankees, Philles, Rays, Rockies, White Sox, Astros, Marlins, Angels, Giants, Diamondbacks, Braves, Pardres, Blue Jays, Twins, Athletics, and Reds
>>
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How bout them brewers?
>>
>the psychologically broken and demented state of Leaveland baseball
JajakJjakaKjakakakakakanakajkakakakaja

Keep it up "Champsč
>>
wew Kmo
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>>76554229
>making fun of a team that has won more pennants in the past 25 years than your team
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>>76554187
What's wrong, Anon?
>>
why no jays/rays gamethread?
>>
>makes a dodger SHITPOST
>inferiority complex triggered across DA LAND
not one world series to show for in like 80 years.
>B- but we made it to the world series and got humialted
Congratulations? Lol
>>
>>76554280
no fans
>>
>Baseball to relax uniform policies, where players can put nicknames on hack of jerseys
What is the benefit of this? Is this part of the whole trying to be swag for the kids movement?
>>
>>76554309
it's only for a few days, the players requested it.
>>
>m-muh penants
How many rings in the last 50 years??? At least 1 right Cleveland? At least 1....right?

One championship in 50 years? Right? Tell me they won 1.

>m-muh pennants are just as good!!!!
>>
>>76554309
HeHateMe
>>
Orioles White Sox thread where?
>>
>>76554334
>muh ship is less ancient than your ship
>>
>>76554257
>Muh history

Doesn't mean shit if your team hasn't won a ring in 30 years.
>>
>>76554347
drowning in the rain somewhere
>>
>>76554347
Shit's still in rain delay, and it looks to be a double header tomorrow. Unless the O's wanna fly in to Chicago just for one game.
>>
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>Two teams that haven't won championships in decades arguing who's drought is less bad than the other's
>>
Anyone remember that little negro Cuckcisco Lindor?
>>
>>76554372
Radar looks pretty good
>>
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>>76554382
>Getting BTFO right after 9/11
>>
>>76554393
First pitch in 30 minutes it seems.
>>
>>76554309

this is a good idea and you're a gigantic faggot
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>Muh history
>Immediately goes "Muh history" right after
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>>76554438
Yeah, what a great idea. I can't wait for players to form clantags and have shit like xX_Snypers_DaDude_Xx on their uniforms faggot
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>>76554478
>Literally can't memetext

You have to go back.
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≥≥76554496
>Implying I'm not using the comedy chevrons correctly
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>>76554486
found the 12 year old projecting. You must be 18 to browse this site, little man.
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>>76554514
>implying you're not manually typing out each number in who you're replying to
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>>76554478
Embarrassing
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>>76554486

> nicknames must meet league approval

try again, dickwad
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Good catch, pie rats.
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◄◄76554533
>implying I am
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>>76554432
make the thread
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If the twins win the central Leaveland can ever again post on 4chan.
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>>76554577
what if the roylels do?
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>>76554517
>>76554537
Yeah I can't wait for players to put #Richard_Sauce on the back of their uniforms you fucking cunts.
>Hurr Durr muh league approval
You don't think the league will approve pretty much anything to reach out to millenials? You dumb fucks.
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>>76554587
who is richard sauce
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>>76554609
>>76554609
>>76554609
Tanks vs Orioles

>>76554566
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>>76554584
sox and royals were always here when they were shit, you're fine. If the defending AL champions miss the postseason, it's the ultimate humiliation.
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>>76554623
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>>76554587

bro you need therapy
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What an awful start from Zimmermann lol
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>>76554626
For Sox fans, we're mostly here because we procrastinate killing ourselves, and look to escapism either through video games, anime, alcohol, or a combination of the three.
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>>76554664
Leaveland is just here for humiliation and pedophilia it seems. They celebrate with images of little children.
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>letting Jordan Zimmermann pitch 7 straight no run innings
I don't have a lol enough image for this
>>76541287
customgrow would do it. pls post that image
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>>76554658
Yo, fuck off man. I just want the game to stay pure. Fuck millenials. Why are they ruining baseball?
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>>76554713
Bryce Harper is not ruining baseball.
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Post the best ballpark food that's exclusive to your team's ballpark. I'll start.
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>>76554658
Welcome to 4chan. Keep in mind this applies to closed-minded manchildren as well.
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>>76554742
Epic 2012 /sp/ sheep stomach meme bro!!!!
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>>76554713

a) you are a millennial
b) nobody is ruining baseball
c) learn how to spell "millennial" before you throw it around as an insult
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>>76554777
I'm 47 years old faggot. I'm not a millenial you cunt.
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>>76554742
literally testicles
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>>76554793
ha ha ha log off old fuck
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>>76554742
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>>76554793
>47 on 4chan
that's even more embarrassing
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>>76554793

> I'm 47 years old
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>>76554793
I'm 21 and I bet I've been on 4chan longer than you dad
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>>76554813

no joke, some of that colorado native shit is some of the best beer i've ever had
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>>76554793
Shit son, you've seen some basebore. Watching the doyers win in the 80s must have been fucking gay.
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>>76554793
>47 years old
>still posting on an anonymous iranian agriculture message board with a bunch of teenagers

Yikes
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>>76554832
>colorado native

Yeah it's alright, but not even a real craft beer. It's made by Coors :(
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>your age
>the board that braught you to 4chan
>how old you were at the time

>21
>/a/
>12 or 13
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>>76554832
>TFW general admission boozefest on a rooftop at Coors
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>>76554871
>29
>/b/
>21
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>>76554795
>>76554810
>>76554814
>>76554815
>>76554820
>>76554834
>>76554838
I've been on 4chan since 2003. I've watch baseball since 1980. I'm a more experiencd shitposter than you. I've seen more baseball than you. I'm smarter than you. Just fuck off dudes. Yo, I no I have to deliberately talk retarded and shit for you to understand me, but don't ever talk down to me like I'm lower than you. Fuck all of you.
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>>76554713

> I just want the game to stay pure

never gonna happen
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say it aint so Joe ;_;
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>>76554914
>exceeding roid era home run totals
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>>76554914
Fun fact. 1995 was the first year ever that there were more strikeouts than singles. It has happened every year since and we're on a collision course to having more strikeouts than HITS in a season.
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Looks like its another "jays bullpen fucks it up" episode
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>>76554910
If my life stopped at age 17 I bet you I've played mroe innings of baseball, watched more innings of baseball, and had sex with more women than in your entire fucking life.
(the women you raped by force don't count)
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>Liriano finally has a good start
>bullpen immediately takes a shit all over the rest of the game
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What's the oldest age that is acceptable to be, on /mlb/ shitpost emporium?
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>>76554981
25.
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>>76554981
100
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>cusb
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Are you having problems?
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>>76554981
18
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Time for him to do it back to back nights
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>McGee bailing out Ottavino
>again

Wtf kind of backwards parallel universe am I living in?
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Reminder that Jose Iglesias is for sale along with JD Martinez, Alex Avila and Justin Upton if you want that contract for nothing.
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>colby "muh trucks" rasmus
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>>76554949

you've given me a thought and i'm a little drunk so i'm taking spergo graph requests
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>>76555008
At least Lyles still sucks balls in both.
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>>76554871

27
/b/
16
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>>76555025
That's why I advocate for moving the pitcher's mound back 2 feet. Moving it back 5 feet theoretically brings the numbers back to 1978 numbers, but 5 feet is far too extreme
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>>76554995
>>76554995
>>76554999
Averaged out the 3. You can be 47 years old here according to these
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and Liriano is denied his 100th W with that sac fly

;_; fuck you bullpen, fuck you rays
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>>76555068
lmao fuck the Blue Jays. The best part about this is your /hoc/ shitposting brethren that you were so welcoming to in 2015 aren't suffering with you. Fuck you.
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>>76555025
>>76554914
Should I learn SQL to autistically analyze baseball?
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>>76555098

hell yeah
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Who here gonna bet money on the angels tonight?
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>the shitty of Leaveland baserunning
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>>76555093
NO FUCK YOU HAVE A DINGER UP THE ASS YOU BURGERCLAPPING BUTTNUGGET
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>>76554910

> Yo, I no I have to deliberately talk retarded and shit for you to understand me
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RUSSGOD
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>>76555048
why exactly do we need the game to be more like it was in 1978? Were in a decent place right now, pitching is king, but you cant really call this a deadball era either when you have guys getting 40+ HRs and 130+ RBIs
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>>>CUSB
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>Rodney strikes out the side
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NEW THO
>>76555153
>>76555153
>>76555153
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>>76555152
The single most important thing in baseball is money. Strikeouts make less money than home runs. When there are more dingers, there are more fans, who are spending more money.

And you cannot actually use any sort of purity argument, since it would be the third or fourth time they moved the mound back,
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ASTROS
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GREAT THREAD now fuck off

>>76555153
>>76555153
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>>76555188
Fair enough I guess, and maybe I am biased from watching the AL (mostly blue jays obv) basically live and breath off dingers the last few years, I could see the argument if I mostly watched NL.

and ya I really dont give a fuck about "purity", rules have been changed lots and there isn't even a standard field size. I'd rather see games the way they are than 15-20 point blowouts all the time, which is what I think would happen once players adjusted to the extra split second they have to pick up pitches
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>last expansion
>1998

MLB you're doing it wrong
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>>76554871
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