/wcq/-World cup qualifers thread

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>>76539451

THANK YOU BLACK JACK

Le aposté a Panamá. ¿qué tan probable es que me decepcionen?

aqui por los ticos otra vez, pura vida mae

what are our chances, tico bros?

>>76539686
Muy pocas, Honduras es un desastre.

>>76539583

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>>76540037
That's wrong, pic related is the right one.

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I believe, hondubros

>>76540110
Dude, Nájar is not even on the bench.

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>>76540126
And I only.put back on 1
Which is weird because the way it was on my phone also didn't have Najar on there
I apologise

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This is what I wanted

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Can't believe this shit

>>76539451
THANK YOU BLACK JACK

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>>76540165

Pinto and the players better not fuck up this time

How on Earth that happened?

>>76540345
It's a bs goal, I know. But I'll take it anyway.

>We are killing Panama with our refs

Those niggas will really hate us now

Costa Rica winning in the first minute. It's ogre for AT&T

>AT&T

costa rica scored in the first minute

RIP AT&T

PUTA MADRE

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How did you miss that Quioto?

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>tfw neighbors don't stop screaming about the game

I don't care about this barbarian sport, when will the torture end?

>>76540806
If we lose, it will end.

>>76540806
Ponete unos audífonos para escuchar tu indieshit y dejate de culeradas.

>Maynor yet again
Someone just shoot him

RIP Honduras

>>76540835
By all means, then. Let's lose.

>>76540837
Rather rude.

>>76540867
t. UNAH commie

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IT'S PLAY OFF TIME

honduras? more like superficie haahajaja

>>76540879
Don't you dare compare me to those philistines. I'm glad those three rogues ended up in prision.

>>76540897
Then stop being a faggot

Why is Honduras so shit? Cant believe Panama didnt go to the world cup in Brazil.

>>76540897
By any chance one of those three was called Marco? He was my teacher in high school for like one month. I can't remember his last name.

IT'S A CALL WITH CHARGE FROM THE AT&T, Also

>Keylor

based T&T, score one more goal pls

>>76541023
They're called Cesario, Sergio and Moisés. I don't think they have their degrees yet, did your highschool hire people without an undergrad degree?

damn, nice goal from Ruiz

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>>76541204
I found him. It was Marco Tulio Rubí Callejas. And yeah, we were in need of a teacher since the previous one was either fired or he resigned. He taught us Sociology and Macroeconomics. He constantly ranted about capitalism during classes and, for some reason, made us investigate about anarchist communism. He seemed to like that ideology. It's the guy with the green shirt.

our defense is so so shit excluding Navas

>>76540948
if this is a troll attempt

10/10

fuck you

>>76541360
Shouldnt have choked at home m8. All you needed was a draw to go to the wc.

>>76541367
s t o p

:(

so panama wins = usa #3
trinidad wins = usa #2?

>>76541309
Apparently there is a guy porn actor with the same name as your former teacher. He went to trial, but they dropped their charges under certain conditions.

Fucking commies, what the hell is their problem?

>>76541367
Actually they needed a win

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HIJOS DE CIEN MIL PUTAS PELENME LA PIJA TODOS CHUCOS CULEROS AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

holy shit Honduras

>Panama is chocking again

This is sad

HE DOESN'T CALL A YELLOW CARD AND THEN HONDURAS SCORES

ok ref

that was literally a handball

welp usa #4

>It´s a Panama chokes at his home episode

>>76541419
I don't know man. At least SJWs don't exist here, as long as I know.

>>76541367
Actually they needed a win
>>76541411
Panama would be 3
We'd be 4

>>76541522
oh so we rooting for poorduras?

>>76541536
I would rather them draw
But a Honduran win is better than a Panama win

>>76541536
why even worry you guys are a lock

>>76541557
you never know

>>76541576
I mean we aint making it

THAT WAS INSIDE

lel that was in

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>CONCACAF refs

fuck soccer what a stupid sport

jesus no wonder its poorball

>>76541614
>>76541617
Come on mengs, we have suffered enough, let us have this one.

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GOAT

The mexicans send their regards

>>76541634
WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO A WORLD CUP

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>>76541634

>>76541635
¡El Cagón es la mera pija!

>>76541637
What did he mean by this?

>fans throwing things
arent you poor enough as it is?

Were those "asshole" chants? top kek

>>76541642
In my experience, they are very frustrating.

>>76541654
faggot

>>76541642
I do fell bad for you but the fact that you´re choking at home against our shit team is your damn fault.

P E N A L
E
N
A
L

>denied

>>76541671
goal wasn't called

but yeah the team sucks

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Judge yourself

>>76541696
someone bust out some trigonometry and figure this bitch out

>panama getting desperate

Jesus Honduras has wasted like 10 mins on "injuries"

soccer is fucking awful lmao

>>76541696
I don't think it crossed over

>>76541716
I'm just a dumb frogposter. I can't do that shit.

>>76541696
in that shot doesn't seem like the ball is in

This is some quintessential CONCACAF match

>>76541730
it hit the crossbar on the way out you can tell by the way it hit that it was in

watch the video

Panama went from challenging for an automatic spot to nearly dead really quick

>>76541740
jajajajaja
Holy fuck, this.

>>76541740
give me a basic gestalt of concacaf

>no foul
>no foul
>yellow card
>no foul
how dirty is this game

>>76541745
There's like no way
I have an internet speed worse than dial-up

>USA chants
lel

>>76541786

Average cetral American game

YEA FUCK YOU ALL

>>76541775
More meme than actual competition. Matches are like very bad theater, we have bad guys and good guys, and they take their roles seriously.

ALSO, GOOD GUYS WIN!!!

lel

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I can't, guys. This was not supposed to happen.

>tie
im ok with this

happening top kek prasi kak

>Honduras

now it's gonna get bloody isnt it

>check on google the score
>1-2
>click on the link to see all the games left
>says 2-2

Sorry catrachos

this gonna git gud

>Memeduras
>All the spics about to chimp out

>+7

Does this mean my neighbors will finally shut up?

someone give me a quickdown on how I should feel about the result of this tie as it pertains to the US' chances of qualifying

>dat qt field reporter tho

>>76541850
>Hondurass

>>76541883
you're in stop it go away

>>76541883
Good. If Panama wins, they are 3rd and US 4th. And they could meme you with draws the direct spot

>>76541889
Post pics

>Pinto

>>76541883
apparently a tie is good for us

>>76541883
>>76541855
This being a tie rather than a win for either team was probably more beneficial for us than the tie was got in the Azteca

>>76541882
bqtp chuco maricón

>>76541882
Yes, until September.

>>76541895
sorry my panama friend, good luck the rest of the way

>>76541924
don't be nice gringo I AM LIVID

so much chaos, i love concacaf games

>no foul
lel

>defending the rest of the game
WE NEED TO WIN THIS GAME FFS

>>76541961
welcome to the pinto

>>76541935
SEETHING

refballl chimpout topkek

THANK YOU BASED REF

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>they just keep adding time

topkek ref thinks its extra time

which country has better QTs, Panama or Honduras?

>>76541967
Fuck pinto

>>76541982
>>76541984
>until panama scores

>>76541989
costa rica

>>76541935
Why?
Isn't baseball bigger there?

>>76541989
Honduras is all indigenas and blacks

at least we have *some* whites

>>76541996
no shit lol I already know they're qualifying I'm trying to think ahead for the Webms for the world cup

>10 minutes

>>76541994
the shanty town of concacaf.

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>almost 100 minutes
wew gg

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ogre
the eternal burger wins again

>>76541998
lmao that's the biggest meme ever

other than Mariano no one cares about beisbol

maybe in DR and places with actual talent

YESSSS OUR SPOT IS SAFE
>as if there was ever a doubt
THANK YOU PANAMA

>>76541967
At least Pinto had one of the best generations of Costa Rican players. Our current generation of players is one of the worst in the history of Honduran football.

>>76542021
burger always wins

meanwhile, we're here getting ready to fuck murica and mejico soon.

>refball the entire game
>suddenly the other team manages to tie
>hurr 15 more minutes of game

why do people still care about this meme sport?

THE BOGS WON TONIGHT.

>>76542030
stop falling for the pinto, He sucks

>>76542035
are >we going to "park the bus" against costa rica and play for a draw

>>76542004

Post pics

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>>76542021
hell yea

>>76542004
We have better traps

>>76542055
post links

>>76542055
Post pics

https://youtu.be/w-NshzYK9y0

Thank you for helping us, even after we raped your country for decades, and we will continue to do so. We appreciate it.

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>>76542035
>lost to Mexico 2-0
Sure, ticofag.
>>76542036
We simply like it. If you don't like it then why are you even here?

should i watch the end of CR vs T&T or just go to bed

>>76542048
Doubt it, rich coast plays like booty here

Somehow we managed to refball both teams in the game.

>America wins 1-1
>America wins 2-2 when the team isn't even playing
Damn. America is really great at divegrass.

>>76542071
bed

>>76542055
I'm not so sure about that, man. At least I haven't seen any.

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>>76542069
typical honduras fag living off the table scraps of others.

the only good part about living in shitduras is that they have the highest murder rate on earth.

take solace in the fact that you may die tomorrow.

>>76542086
you arent playing in a snowstorm this time around tho

but CR is vastly overrated

>>76542022
Your league is so fucking small though

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>greatest sport in the world they said
>it's fun to watch they said
>meanwhile they're stretching each other in the field while the ref jacks off to them

>>76542100
Making fun of us too easy. Seriously, go kill yourself tico.

>>76542110
That's right. Still, people care way more about fútebol, specially since the NT teases us so much with a WC berth

Hoping Trinidad & Tobago can tie this game

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>>76542107
>CR is vastly overrated

says the country that lost both a world cup spot and the opportunity of kicking mejico out of a cup in 5 minutes...

gonna bend over for this WC again canal bro?

>>76542094
Meanwhile England lost a game they didn't even play in

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>>76542140

>>76542119
go jack off over 2 hours of commercials and then jizz over brady stats fatass.

>>76542142
we aren't overrated though, just poopy

not only is your NT overrated, but your whole country is a shithole that is exaggerated by you because of your weather or other retarded reason

no foul

>>76542058
>>76542060
>>76542098
Google Natalia Lazarony

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>>76542158
I might just do that

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>>76542129
>go kill yourself tico.

at least I have that option nigga!

>>76542119
>talks shit
>nba finals is 4 hours of memecuck, commercials, and replay

>>76542180
>tits
welp

>>76542186
good now fuck off.

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>>76542180
OHMAHGAD

>>76542190
>implying i watch ape hoop

>>76542205
dont be butthurt ;^)

>>76542206
she has a penis

>>76542206
fat

>Panadraw
2nd place here we come.

>>76542212
you probably watch rape ball then

why is the announcer whispering

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>>76542166
>shithole that is exaggerated by you

said that guy from panama?

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>>76542214
WHO
FUCKING
CARES

>>76542231
worst part about our country are the 1 million illegal immigrants that live here because the rest of central america is a 3rd world shithole

you ever seen a building over 4 stories, pelao?

>>76542238
>>76542206


in a country full of beta fucks it makes sense traps would be in high demand...

Will argentina poster ever recover?

>>76542245
>you ever seen a building over 4 stories, pelao?

I think you are confusing cr with nicaragua.

what currency do you guys use again?

>>76542266
The US Dollar

at least we can both agree that Nicaraguans make good waiters and maids

2nd place papa

>>76542250
>tfw all of them migrate to CR because the bussiness is better there
And Im' not joking

http://forodecostarica.com/el-closet/128561-directorio-de-travestis-transexuales-259.html

>854 pages of ticos talking about traps

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does Panama know how to do something other than tie and fuck up?

>>76542266
lol CR is depressing AF I wouldve killed myself by now

Also fuck honduras I hope they get raped

>>76542282
Not for long. It's time to give you another 4-0 whooping
>inb4 last wcq
Klinsmeme is gone and our defending is a lot more organized

>>76542291
Not really but Honduras is even more shit

>>76542282
You won't stay there long with Matarrita at LB.

>>76542283
try backpage

>>76542295
>lol CR is depressing AF I wouldve killed myself by now

go to honduras theyll do it for you fag.

>>76542295
you can take over from here I'm going to Suvlas

>>76542304
Yeah, if you don´t go to the WC this time you should just go ahead and kill yourselves.

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>>76542304
who has more WC Appearance panama or honduras?

>>76542314
lol

>Implying CR isnt insecure AF as well

guys what if it's USA vs Russia in WC final? Will Trump disavow?

Lads, how do we raise Concacaf's power in the international stage? Getting tired of being the butt of jokes from Conmebol and Uefa. Do we make MLS the number 1 league for the shitty central americans? Do we join Conmebol and force ourselves to play against giants to get better? Do we section off the hex teams and secede from Concacaf?

>>76542238
Crappy trap desu

>>76542359
>implying Trump will be president by then

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>>76542342
honduras has a higher kill rate than active war zones

your attempt to draw a parallel is retarded.

>>76542319
From your posts I see youre pretty ignorant so if anything ill try to safe face.

>>76542331
Yeah because we started playing futbol yesterday

>>76542321
My thoughts exactly

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>>76542365

>>76542362
Isn't the Concacaf going to restructure itself anyway? I'm pretty sure someone said that in an earlier thread.

>>76542362
make central america not poor so money is invested in sports

or be like Honduras and have a population of 7 million negros and something is bound to stick

>>76542366
So youre saying CR isnt insecure

All of that weed is legit making your population retarded

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>>76542362
yea that's what we need to look like less shit...

more I believe that we will win chants...

end your life burger.

>>76542362
They only care because all other regions are even shittier

>>76542385
>All of that weed is legit making your population retarded


again are you retarded enough to be confusing CR with another country?

>>76542362

We are actually getting better, only getting knocked out from the WC by the big UEFA and CONMEBOL teams, always passing group stages

>>76542397
calmado hermano

pura vida

pura vida

pura vida

pura vida

oigo monos desde mi ventana pero eso esta bien

mi 'ciudad' es un pueblo pero pura vida

pura vida

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>>76542364
What about this one?

lol @ the costa rican ITT projecting their insecurities on everyone

>>76542398
>We are actually getting better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL1vVHQLJ1c

>>76542397
How can one be so ignorant about a country

>>76542418
meh

The ones in san josé are a lot better

>>76542412

next WC will allow 6 CONCACAF teams to qualify.

panama places 7 loses repechaje...

>>76542421
He lives in constant depression.

He must live in a parrallel country.

>>76542386
Mls is literally the reason why teams like Jamaica and TnT have gotten better. Although TnT was great a decade ago with Dwight Yorke

>>76542426
>Panama had the best chance to leave Mexico out of the WC
>They choked

>>76542426
He's talking about the whole zone retard

>>76542426

4 years ago?

This was 2 months ago
https://youtu.be/vskXZStwys8

Now shut the fuck up your country is too poor to have an army.

>Implying that wasnt a fixed match

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>>76542428
you tell me...

>>76542434
Well, yes. But they usually come back a few times every year.

Or are you saying that the ticos have best traps? Because that goes without saying.

>Weaboo poster

Yeah I should move along

>>76542459
fuck you mexico fag! no one like you

>>76542426
Kek are they bullying Memearito?

>>76542461
>too poor to have an army.

why the fuck would we want to waste money supporting an army?

>>76542468
The ones from El Salvador are also pretty good, there were some top qts last month on backpage.

>>76542487

You are right, why would anyone bother to invade an irrelevant/insignificant shithole.

>>76542487
most technological advancements that come through "the army" are due to military R&D

>>76542445
and I'll still be able to drive a car through actual concrete roads in an actual city or if I choose to I can take our new subway system to go to work

with a maid maintaining my home in a safe gated community where I know my family is safe. Kids in private school receiving a good christian education

On the weekends and holidays, go to my beach house and meet up with friends and drink local microbrews

or if I feel like traveling go to the busiest airport in the region (3 times the traffic as the 2nd biggest) and use my hard earned salary to visit lovely countries like Colombia or Puerto Rico, usually 3-4 times a year.

and at the end of the day be happy I live in the best city in central america where so many people are privileged to live the same way I do (but not those dirty illegal immigrants)

my problem with Costa Ricans are how delusional and smug they are about their country

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>>76542503
says the country getting a wall put in front of it to keep them from invading
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>76542426
kek that was a great night, drinking with the lads and watching 3 games at the same time

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>>76542514

holy shit i have never read a bigger pile of lies.


tell me more about your 4 vacations per year panana fag

>>76542529
It really was, too bad that Pnama choked.

>>76542532
a gas station attendant makes $1000 USD a month here
with that money you'd be king of CR

a flight to Cartagena is like $200

did my undergrad in the US and master in Barcelona with scholarships from the government

>tfw no more world cup qualifiers for a couple months

does this Gold Cup mean anything?

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>>76542516

IKR and after all the migrants we return. We should put a wall too.

>>76542566
The winner will play the winner of the next one to see who goes to the next Confederations Cup.

>>76542566

Only for Mexico and USA, we should save time and just play it us 2

>>76542566
We get to see mls shitters dominate the Gold cup and beat Panama in another final while Mexico doesnt give a shit because of Confed cup.

Catrachobros, Kawas is MAD with pinto, holy shit I've never seen him talking like this before.

>>76542613
How mad is he?

>>76542613
Why havent you fired him yet?

>>76542613
"¡Que no joda Pinto!"
That mad

>>76542626
Because is already too late and our federation is full of idiots