Dennis Rodman and Kim

>>76537543
Because he's better than Draymond

>>76537556
well, obviously, but how and why did this match made in heaven happen?

Rodman is a literal spook

Beneath the thug ghetto look and attire he's a big guy inside

>>76537594
I somehow find this hard to believe

>>76537543
Rodman fulfils Kim's kuk fetish.

>>76537543
Kim Jong Un is a big fan of basketball. Rodman played for the most famous basketball team ever, the Jordan era Bulls.

>>76537628
perhaps in your shitposting canada, you have come up with the most plausible explanation yet

also, is trump using him for diplomacy? Rodman supports Trump, and the release of a prisoner in N Korea just coincided with rodman's visit

appearances fees

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>>76537594
Rodman transcends thug/ghetto, though. He meets the expectations of that archetype insofar as he's aggressive, and self-destructive in "masculine" ways such as drug abuse and excessive sexual conquests. Rodman complicates that persona by being performative and flamboyant. Compare that a star of today like Drayboon, who is simply a beta overcompensating so he's seen as an alpha and you understand Rodman's greatness.

>>76537628
considering that he is the only black dude there this is actually possible...or maybe g4p

>>76537692
tfw you copy pasta this into google and nothing comes up.

>>76537661
>also, is trump using him for diplomacy?
Yes, Obama unironically did the same thing. He's one of the few people allowed to go into N. Korea as he pleases.

>>76537752
I thought he told Obama to go fuck off

>>76537692
I mean the dude wore a dress and fucking married himself.

He's nothing like a typical "spook" like Duterte is implying.

>>76537752
And Bill Clinton apparently.

>>76537543
do either of them speak english?

>>76537782
Hahahaha very funny
Stupid kkkrackkker

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>>76537543
We live in a world where a reality TV host is president and our best shot at diplomacy with one of our biggest enemies is through a psycho ex-basketball player. Just think about that for a second

>>76537851
this is pretty much why I made the thread, it's actually insane. When I was a kid, I thought grown ups knew everything, it's only now that I am a grown up do I realize that almost everyone is flying by the seat of their pants

>>76537851
ending Ice Age was a mistake

>>76537543
If I remember correctly, kim was a huge bulls fan and invited him to come and they kind of hit it off from there. It is one of the weirder things I've seen in my life though

>>76537931
I suppose we all have to imagine it from Kim's perspective

>born
>Grow up with the knowledge that one day you will rule
>Be told your country is best on the planet
>Find out other countries have all his awesome stuff
>cant do it because you have to stay in the regime
>See an awesome sport you love
>Love the Bulls so much
>Dad dies, you have to take over his spot
>invite your favorite player to your house
>hang out and chill like it's a dream

I would have trouble blaming him tbqh famalam, were it not for the fact that he runs an oppressive government with starving people, but I do wonder if he feels bad about it.

>>76537801
fuck he's so dreamy
why is he so dreamy

Kim was a huge Bulls fan growing up

Who the fuck names their kid Otto Warmbier and why was he going to NK anyways?

He honestly deserved 15 years in jail.

>>76538072
he was a stupid fucker who got offered a car worth 10k to steal a propaganda sign and got caught, maybe didn't deserve 15 years for that, but his stupidity is certainly almost unparalleled

>>76537985
he had like his entire family executed after he took power, I dont think he feels too bad about it.

>>76537985
Kim is the real victim here, right?

>>76537985
>me
>grow up as a privledged kid, father is ruler of best coutry on earth
>have access to tv and internet, basically one of the only people that do
>grow up online gaming, starcraft, etc
>kind of a nerd
>but enjoy watching one sport
>its apehoop
>grow up watching arguably the GOAT, Michael Jordan winning 72 games and threepeating twice
>Literally spend hours meticulously drawing pictures of MJ
>Have a chance to contact one of the most integral members of the team
>get in touch, invite him over
>we need a translator but hes one of the few people nice to me
>chill af

I kind of feel bad for him in the sense that he had a lot heaped onto him when his dad died, the upbringing stsory is a bit sweet almost, in SK he could have lived a decent life. I wonder if he feels any empathy, regret, or feels bad at all. The drawing for hours part is the saddest to me. feelsbadman

>>76537985

Kim is actually a top nocht dictator

Quality of life has improved massively in North Korea under him

>Rodman is the reason N Korea stopped trying to nuke everything
>Kerr is the reason the NBA finally died
>Pippen is the reason the Bulls have 6 ships
>Jordan is the reason we have Space Jam

That was one talented as fuck team

>>76537851
>>76537915
Makes you wonder which /b/tard went back in time and set all this shit up

If you told me everything that has happened in the last 18 months 10 years ago you'd be declared legally insane and put in a psych hospital

Some time traveller must have gone back and set this up for the lols

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>>76537851
>>76543017
Every so often I expect to wake up and find Hillary or Jeb Bush is in the White House, and that all of this has been just a molly-induced nightmare.

>>76542758
Oh look, it's the argie commie again.

>>76542774
jordan will be the reason we will soon hav-I TOLD YOU NO NIGGERS

NO
NIGGERS

NO N-I-G-G-E-R-S

it will be glorious

>>76538110
he came back in a coma btw he might be a vegetable now

>>76537543
Kimmy is a fan of American sports, particularly basketball. Rodman was one of the best defenders of all time, and is crazy enough to want to go to the People's Republic. It's not exactly rocket science.

>>76544793
Such a benign name

>>76544727
why that happened?

>>76537890
welcome to your Adulthood

it last for the rest of your life, and nothing makes sense, even when it's cruel

Kim was alive during the Bulls era and there was no more captivating player than Denis Rodman

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>>76544031


>I'm so glad
>a dream
I hear ya.. fucking embarrassing, that's what this is