>You can only post ITT if your country has won 2 world wars

>>76531285
America won the 2 World Wars m8, not us.

It is time to face facts.

define world war

My country has won 2 world wars and two women's world cups and since soccer is a women's game I win this thread.

>>76531320
You have to go home before Ahmed beheads you Cleetus

Israel is the only country that won the WWII.

>>76531321

go to bed Paco

>>76531321

A war involving at least 5 countries of relevancy.

hello

>>76531416

GTFO hue monkey

>>76531320
This, to be perfectly honest with you.

And I, for one, would like to thank our American and Russian brothers for saving our bacon.

On behalf of all of Europe, especially my lilly-livered countrymen and the French, we salute you!

>"help me America Germany is too strong :("
>*Russia, USA and around fifty (50) other countries support Britain... once again!*
>"lel we won the war"
>1966, you have to ask grandpa if you want to hear the tales about how England won their only WC
>the ball never crossed the line
>"lel we won"
And honestly I have no idea what 2nd WC you are talking about. Did your U17 that has 0 Englishmen in it actually take it? Well, good job Obongo, Nbeku and Bimbo, I guess

>>76531447
you're not allowed here

Russia won ww2 tbqh

>>76531542

of course I am. Women's world cups are more relevent than """""""""""men's"""""""""""" because it's a women's game.

>>76531542

USA have 3 World Cups and 2 World Wars. Now get the fuck out.

>>76531536

SEETHING

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>>76531536
So fucking mad jesus christ lad calm down.

>>76531285
Epic 2:2 win against Scotland meight

>>76531536
Refugermany lol

>>76531706
epic win in the ww

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>>76531536

S E E T H I N G

>>76531285
t. Ahmed

Wait, is this last u20 WC England's second internatiobal cup ever? Like ever ever?

>>76531706

>nation whose only win came in the toilet scrubbing world championships talking shit

Get back to scrubbing my bog Gregor.

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We won 3 world wars and 1 world cup does it count?

>>76533324
>>76536509
>>76531706
>>76531561
>>76531536
>>76531390
>>76531321
Please GTFO you aren't qualified for this thread

>>76531536
Mate you lost two world wars, wouldn't exactly listen to you lot on the matter

>>76536585
>win

Getting totally over run and fucking wrecked to the point you become part of the enemies nation and then liberated by Brave England and her slaves is not winning m8

>>76536585
The French Revolution is one of the worst things to ever happen to the west. Liberalism was a mistake, Democracy was a mistake

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>>76536630
mmmmmmmh

I'm gonna be a cocksucker now. It's all I deserve as an Englishman. Please let even more blacks and Pakis into my country so they can pillage my asshole. Please.

>>76536602
you weren't even a secondary player in WW2 so we know more about the subject than you

>>76536682
actually it was China, France just managed it for them afaik

>>76536682
Give back Elsaß-Lothringen

>>76536690
>Failed to invade or force surrender

b-b-but you didn't matter

>>76531320

Yeah, because fighting Japan was so crucial to helping us stop the Nazis in Europe

t. Yank on holiday

>>76536690
they were a primary player in blowing the fuck out of dresden innit fritz

>>76531593
Well if murrica is gonna use that argument, might as well get in here too for those U-17 cups.
Also
>PART
>TIME
>DENTIST

>>76531536
>Italy has won 1.5 world wars
>Germany has won 0 (Zero) Zilch
>Italy is unironically better at wars than Germans are

you couldn't make this up

Reporting in

hello

>>76536985
Errrr I'll give you WW2 as a bench player but WW1? bruv

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>>76536690
Secondary player? More like incendiary player

>>76537007
>>76537007
,

>>76531285
Technically, we sided with the Allies, so we kinda-sorta-actually-not-really won two World Wars. But we won 5 (five) World Cups, so fuck it, here I am.

>>76531320
>Bombed two cities on the other side of the world
>Murica fucc yeah saved the day dude

>>76537031
Only 1.25 World wars mate

>>76537057

>w-we won the battle of britain singlehandedly, we did

>>76537077
>singlehandedly

Nope we had our bitches around the colonies helping us

>>76531320
d-does this include us?

>>76537057
he probably meant was the only ones that gained something
>Germany loses territy, millions of civilians get killed through that and becomes eternal bad guy in pop culutre
>Britain loses empire and economy goes to the toilet
>France in shame after getting BTFO in two weeks despite having help from allies
>Russia, Poland, etc get communism which grows even stronger

meanwhile the US took patents from and got colonies all over Europe

>>76537057
>saved a battered Europe from the red menace completely cucking you
>still ungrateful all of these years later

Europeans, smdh

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>>76536585
Only to lose your country to a bunch of pedophile worshipping sand people led by a self hating white guy married to a pedophile.

Good jawwb

>5 world cups
>1 world war
>4 confered cup

Im ok with this.

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>>76537146
Huh just had an epiphany, maybe that's why Macaroni wants to turn France into an islamic country. Muslims follow a pedophile and his wife is a pedophile.

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>>76537152
>confered cup

>great pakistain talking about world wars on a sports board

did they lose again?

>>76537196
Yep.

>>76531285
>it's a /pol/ thread episode
why? you have a whole board to post about this shit.

>>76537213
World War banter has existed on /sp/ for fucking ever. You are so reddit it hurts.

>>76537213
This is more of a /his/ subject, newfriend

>>76537196
>wops shying away from the subject of wars

shocking

war is the oldest sport and you are tahiti tier son

>>76537213
/spol/ is the best it has ever been I've been here since 1986

>>76537261
>bombing muh evil nazis only to get replaced by niggers, pakis and jihadi joes
oh yeah great pakistain surely triumphed again here

>>76537340
>jihadi joes

Jihadi Giuseppe was part of London Bridge don't you forget it

>>76537340
You lost a war to niggers (Ethiopia) kek

by any chance,

is someone just understand why Brazilianfags are all saying they won a world war ?

I just don't get the joke...

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>>76537370
just because our police thought he was a true, modern english citizen flying back to his motherland

>>76537213
cunt

>>76537434
Doesn't half of your country have moor blood? Not a very self aware joke.

>>76537467
nah that's Spain m8, the country very near to that useless rock (and I'm not talking about Gibraltar)

You can only post ITT if your country has won the Quidditch world cup

>>76537416
at some point everyone declared war on Germany in WW2 so they can be part of treaties and dealings or whatever and Brazil was one of those

>>76537518
Sardinia basically created modern day Italy and the Sards are certainly moorish

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>>76537535
>Brazil was one of those

So, they actually really believe they won the War against the Axis ?

>>76537637
More than lying down and opening your legs for the axis..

>>76537672
>More than lying down and opening your legs for the axis

We lost 10 times more men in 3 months than Brazilian in 5 years.

So, you can go fuck yourself William.

>>76537747
One group of men sound a little more 'alpha' than the other..

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>>76537535
And because USA thought about invading Brazil if we didn't enter the war, or """"allied""""""ourselves with them
We still shipped some guys out to Italy and they did a good job, we are not jingoist about and don't try to use, after almost 100 years later, as propaganda

>>76531447
>0 world cups
Not allowed. Please go back and don't try to climb that wall again.

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>>76537522
>>76537522
what does this mean?

>>76537177
t.country with no confed cups.

>>76537965
>literally a nigger sport

wow

>>76531285

Is 1 WC ok ?

>>76538060
>1 wc
>0 ww

no

>>76531285
But you only won 1 world cup?

Technically we won both world wars and through the lend lease made all European countries our colonies thus giving us multiple World Cup trophies

>>76537965
She just picks random countries to win that shit or what?

>>76538107
counting some U 20 tournament?

3 world cups and two world wars reporting in!

>all these non duality winning countries itt

Disgusting, this thread is for dominant anglos

And maybe Brazil, I dunno if they actually fought in both world wars

>counting under 20 events>>76531285

Kek

But you guys have a rugby World Cup as well so that makes 2 total for you

Junior events don't count

>>76531285
What was the second world cup? I thought >you just had '66.

>over 50 years ago
>literally only 16 teams competed
Sure is something to be proud of.

>>76538256
Then we also have two. And we are the current world champions.

>>76538441
And also won two world wars.

>>76538441
>>76538454
Hahahahaha, good ones.

A. You don't have two world cups
B. You didn't win two world wars. Your country was invaded and overcome by communists, while your King and his loyalists ether ran for hide and seek in London, or collaborated with Germans.

>>76538635
>A. You don't have two world cups

We don't, but if U20 is counted, then we do.

>B. You didn't win two world wars

We were on the winner's side both times. In the first one we had big contribution to allied win.

>>76531320

You mean Russia right?

I love you English lads

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>>76538256
that's so pathetic