C'mon Aussies, we can do it. BEAT BRAZIL TONIGHT!!

brazil plays cricket?

This is unironically the worst thread I've ever seen on /sp/.

>please watch us play

No you won't.

7 - 1

>>76525879
time?
hd stream?
nude brazil thots?

Skipping class to watch this + study mass transfer.

Losing by less than 3 will be a success. Hopefully vuka gets a go at the end

1-5 final score

>>76526179
http://www.cbf.com.br/

Starts right now.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lmao what the fuck

oh ok

>>76527389
heh, nothin personel kid

>12 seconds
KEK

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mfw I bet over 2.5 first half goals

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Fucking knew it.

Zero surprise you useless cunts.

At least get a goal.

Fuck I hope they rip us a new one and Ange pulls the cock out of his ass and stops playing back 3. We're gonna lose every game 5-0 in confed cup with this formation

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>>76527238
>mfw skipping work to watch the friendly

They probably switched Ryan out so he'd not be morale-y ruined for such shittery.

i bet 533£ that aus wouldn't score over 1 goal

>BRA x ARG
>stadium is full

>AUS x BRA
>stadium empty

Don't tell me the last match stadium is full because austrians care more to see Messi than see their national team.

whats going on here

>>76527452
But what odds doe

>>76527458
Correct. It's the same mindset that made the Liverpool game sell out with tickets costing as much as an a-league season pass. Eurosnobs are the worst

>>76527458
THIS. HOLY FUCK WE ARE A SHIT FOOTBALLING NATION

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returns 1350
>>76527471

>>76527458
Nobody wants to watch a one sided game, at least the BRA v ARG game had the potential to be good. This game the Aussies won't honestly believe they can win and it will be over if BRA gets a good lead

the absolute state of our pitch

Can someone please post that smilling d.luis webm? You know the one.

>>76527513
Yea but at least we're in our primary colours for this game.
Never happens otherwise.

the absolute state of >us

>>76526179
http://sportszup.com/ron5.php

>troisi doesn't start every game
Ange is a fucking meme

Getting some openings.
Whether we're going to able to convert... Well it's good to see the openings.

>>76527562
Even if we do it will be Cahill on the end of it and we won't be playing him much ever again

>>76527445
Standard brazilian behavior.

>>76527573
>It's an Australia puts all its hopes into an ageing meme instead of focusing on bleeding youth

le header and punch the goalposts man

>>76527583
nice Minecraft penis m8

Imagine being an immigrant from.brazil, you are living in Australia busting your ass for money and the only thing you have is bbqs. You log on to the computer and see Brazil is going to play in Melbourne, you buy the cheapest ticket $250 and airfares of 1k, it's alot but it's the closest thing you can get to home.

You arrive at the Mcg and sit down in row ZZZZ of the stadium, the atmosphere is shit but you are keen to watch a game of football of your national team....most of them aren't there but that's okay

The national anthem is playing and you get up and sing it with gusto. You are excited.

After the Australian anthem you sit back down before a normal australian woman with her 5 children say you're in the wrong seat, you apologise and let them have the seats, the game has begun as the obese woman passes you obscuring your already limited view of the game.

She suddenly makes a sound only described as a farm animals....Brazil have scored in 12 seconds and you have missed it...

Poor monkey hurt his ankle

>>76527588
Too be fair we have no strikers outside Juric that could even step in

>>76527598
Personal experience?

>>76527598
kek

welcome to ausfailia where spending money is only for good goys. bbqs and shitposting should be the extent of your fun expenses.

Luiz is playing really average desu

Miles offside

>>76527598
>>76527628
why don't you stop complaining for once you roo fucks you were born in a first world country and your only worries are big spiders I flee from one favela to another because the kingpin wants to kill me

Based leckie manhandling monkeys

>>76527633
Isn't this his first appearance in the national team since 7-1? Thought the commentators said that, so, kind of expect some level of tentativeness.

>>76527651
You should have done better in the pre life mini game then.

>>76527651
because unlike complacent shitholes we know that if we ever give the powers that be an inch they will make us into a real shithole

fucking idiot this is how you stay ontop of your country by never letting anyhing go past without condemning it

is this the game thread

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>>76527445
>mfw regional holiday

>>76527633
>runs in to attack
>fails
>leaves the defense wide open

Classic David.

>>76527673
This is the celebration thread for when >we win. Just getting it warmed up

Completely forgot about this, how's the match?

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>>76527651
>I flee from one favela to another because the kingpin wants to kill me

>>76527685
Better than any of Australia's other recent games desu. Minus the 12 second goal

>poolinho

>>76527691
The Saudi game was really entertaining though

>>76527707
We leaked easy goals though. I think we're playing alright here considering the opponent

>>76527701
welcome to liverpool la

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FWdv3Ry6ZH

Luongo strike looked on target. From far but still waiting to see anothwr one from the asian cup final.

Thoughts on e3 so far lads

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>>76527742
s-source?

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>>76527810
>>76527823

score?

>>76527844
1-0 brazils' way.
12 second goal from kickoff, otherwise, not such a bad performance from aus.

>>76527844
Brazil 1-0 Aus
Goal scored within 13s

Soccer has NO place on this continent.

>>76527844
Brazil 1 - 0

Seriously this is why promotion and relegation can't come soon enough. Too bad the kikes in charge only want to sell corporate boxes the cunts. Academies and cookie cutter franchise clubs DO NOT produce quality talent and CANNOT identify quality talent. Nearly all the quality creative players in the A-League are from overseas. It's wogball for a reason, wogs and spics know how to play the game, these corporate monkeys only want to make money.

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It clearly does. Australia has it's own professional soccer league.

Juric
Irvine Mooy Rogic Luongo
Milligan
Behich Sainsbury Spiranovic Grant
Ryan

Find one flaw.

>>76527859
>>76527864
thank you, better than I predicted desu

>>76527887
no world cup win there.

based RC is right again

>>76527915
>no mention of Reality Cunt ITT
Turn. Your fucking. Trip. On.

>>76527873
That's a good way for Sydney and Melbourne to win every year and every small team go bankrupt within a few years

>>76527930
>That's a good way for Sydney and Melbourne to win every year
Isn't this already the case?

>>76527952

adelaide won last year.

>seagulls

>>76527887
Ryan

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>>76527971

>>76527987
Im not convinced by langerak either tho. Vuka to lead us to victory?

>>76527930
>that's a good way for Sydney and Melbourne to win every year
You have to think big picture. Rich clubs always winning already happens in virtually ever league anyway. The pinnacle of world football is the World Cup and arguably the Champions League. We need more clubs so there are greater pathways for players to reach better leagues and to progress.

>>76527921
>LE U R LE RC XDXD

'no'

no one is falling for it rc

>>76528024
Mental midget aka RC detected

Does this count as a cap for Hrustic as it's a friendly? Is he locked in now?

>>76528000
And they shouldn't be brand new franchises either. They should be the old NSL clubs who have a footballing culture and mindset that comes from being ethnic clubs.

Ayy league will never be good until they get a /gong/ team tbqh

Goooooooooooooool

Lol how

Just got called into work lads

Based Thiago. His impulsion off the ground is crazy.

>>76528079
It's late. the fuck do you do cunt?

>>76528079
Who cares you faggot. Have fun. I get paid 500 a fortnight for literally nothing

Kek. It was always obvious Australia was going to lose, but if they could at least show something, *anything*, that can make a fan say, "Wow" or "Nice" it'd at least be enough. These cunts are just shit. Take me back to 2006 senpai.

>no mooy

shitcunts

>>76528087
>>76528092
These complete newfags.

>our manlet striker was the only one attempting to clear the ball with his head
Fuck our defence is shit

>taison
>giuliano
Literally reserves in Ukraine league.

>diego souza
Literally play in small br merdeste team.

>>76528108
Not a newfag, been here longer than you and I get paid more than you for literally nothing lol

>>76528108
Been on /sp/ since you were conceived cunt. I just don't hang around football threads that involve our shitty excuse of a national team.

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>>76528112
is it, dare i say it, brazil's year?

>>76528031
no, friendlies don't count

>>76528115
>>76528125
>they continue to expose themselves

>>76528131
I continue to get more money than you for literally nothing

Wouldn't you hate to expose yourself as a newfag. LIE about being a newfag and not just ask to be spoonfed about a [hint: not a /wog/] meme?

>>76528154
I'm not a newfag I've been on here since 2003

That was pretty good. Wish >we could play like that

>>76528154
More embarrassing than this Australian defence desu

Fuck gotta go to work with my English mates.

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Your favourite soccer body?

Mine is Mark Viduka (circa '02)

Viduka's physique in the early 00's was very impressive. He has a naturally thick frame and his ample stomach mass really complemented this. Great defined love handles and body girth that could make any girl blush. An aspect I loved of his body was the rugged odour of beer and goulash. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find myself watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any goal celebration move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch, especially his agressive tackling of opposition defenders. Sometimes I replay it numerous times. The reveal of his strong hold up game never ceases to excite me. Viduka will forever be my 'boy toy'

>>76528174
It's 9.42pm....

Mooy and Rogic to score a hattrick each. Screencap this post

>>76528170
Whats embarrassing is you're mad I get paid more than you for literally nothing

Mooy. Fuckin' finally.

And Rogic. Good.

not a newfag. been here since 2015

is this the famous aussie shitposting I hear so much about?

>Clattenburg's hair
JUST fuck my shit up senpai

>Caring about soccer

wanna know how i know you fags were bullied in high school?

>>76528205
when our national teams are this shit. we turn to shitpost

Wouldn't you hate being so SEETHING that you call me a newfag because I get paid more than you for literally nothing, and then when you're proven wrong you subpost me like a sarcastic faggot?

Hehehe almost a flukeball in

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>>76528219

>>76528214
Wanna know how I know you're still in highschool?

>>76528214
Better this than aerial pingpong or lines of packrapists running at each other.

>>76528231
wanna know how i know you are a poor newfag

Brazil header incoming

>>76528246
>:^) implying wew le may may XD mwah xx hehe kek

"Called into work lads" isn't even a meme, its a forced joke don't resort to calling me a newfag because I get paid more than you

Why are we so bad lads?

That would have been top kek if that own goal went in

Who has the hotter women?

Brazilians or Australians?

>>76528261
nice

>>76528282
Brazilian

STOP bullying the Socceroos

>>76528261
r u wizard

>guy scores goal within 10 seconds
>same guy scores goal with the last touch of the ball
Is this some kind of record?

>>76528296
>diego souza
likely

Oh that own goal attempt was too funny.

But then bra bois needed to wreck the fun getting another in.

But still. That own goal attempt, had some venom to the strike. LOL.

Do Australians care about Football or are they like Americans when it comes to football?

>>76528296
I dunno, the sad thing is that mediocre Brasileirão small team player now is guaranteed in russia 18 squad, shit.

>>76528316
We call it Soccer so that should answer your question

lol good job kruze
you win the PRIZE

>>76528316
Probably 3-4 most popular sport here

>>76528316
Like murricans, just see how stadium is empty.

>around world cup time 2014 we were losing but generally keeping up with some great teams
>on paper our players are better than they were then
>playing and losing worse
Ange needs to go

I'm so glad I don't have an Australian accent

oh well

good game, comfy thread although ridiculously early, see you guys

Literally couldn't name a single Australian soccer player outside Tim Cahill (not sure if he's retired or not).

>>76528350
>can't name Harry Kewell
>can't name John Aloisi
>can't name Mark Bresciano
>can't name Archie Thompson
You fucking PLEB

>>76528324
>>76528334
I thought you guys loved football/soccer because Australia wrecks everyone in Oceania and Asia, I guess I was wrong then

>>76528348
See you lad

>>76528336
Tite is just really good, m8. Also we're going to win the World Cup, so it's okay to lose to us.

>>76528356
It's bigger than it used to be. The general public doesn't really care outside the World Cup. There are 3 or 4 more popular sports

>>76528356
We do like it, it's just not ridiculously popular like Europe/SA

>>76528373
>There are 3 or 4 more popular sports
>soccer
>rugby
>aussie rules
what else?

>>76528380
League afl union cricket

>>76528355
Literally WHO

Stay around for Meet the Spartans. lads. That Shrek joke was fucking hilarious

>>76528361

inb4 germany

lmfao this happy feet joke is hilarious

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>>76525879
>C'mon Aussies, we can do it.
>BEAT BRAZIL TONIGHT!!

anyone else watching meet the spartans?

why was that guy crying when he scored?

>>76528436
It was probably his last chance to play for the NT, he is probably just happy he scored.

>>76528436
It was his first goal for the Seleção.

>12 seconds

>>76528434
Just switched off. Scary movie was OK, I was the right age for it, but then all those types of movies run into the same overwrought tripe.

Young pope's prob on later, otherwise I'm likely done with the tv for nao.

>>76528455
I'm sure god is busy and not listening to you.

>>76528456
Actually 10 seconds.

>>76528380
Kangaroo fucking

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Reminder that this """"sport"""" will never ever be accepted by mainstream Australia.

Reminder that there will never ever be a world cup hosted in Australia due to the above mentioned fact.

Reality Check LITERALLY predicted the final score.

Can anyone stop the Tip God?

>>76525879
Literally NOBODY cares about >wogball in the Commonwealth of Australia

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