/trans/ - APEHOOP OUT edition

>Bayern Munich are close to agreeing a transfer fee with Lyon over midfielder Corentin Tolisso, Kicker reports.

Chelsea will step up their efforts to sign Monaco’s Tiemoue Bakayoko next week with the midfielder expected to cost more than €50 million (£42.7m).

>Chelsea have edged ahead of Manchester United and Inter in the race for Real Madrid playmaker James Rodriguez, according to AS.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic could yet earn a new deal at Manchester United, according to the Manchester Evening News.

>Juventus are keen to secure a transfer for Bayern Munich attacker Douglas Costa and will meet with Die Roten chiefs to finalise a move, according to Tuttosport .

Manchester United face competition from Everton in their pursuit of Burnley defender Michael Keane, according to Sky Sports .

>Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez is waiting for Barcelona to make an offer as he looks to leave the 2016 Premier League champions, according to Sport .

Arsenal are aiming to beat Premier League rivals Chelsea to the signing of Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Hakan Calhanoglu, according to Aksam .

>Borussia Dortmund will demand €90 million (£79m) to sell Barcelona target Ousmane Dembele, according to Mundo Deportivo .

Arsenal are aiming to finalise the £10 million signing of CSKA Moscow midfielder Aleksandr Golovin, according to a report from Sports.ru .

Thanks Pajeet.

>Tottenham are keen on signing Dortmund defender Matthias Ginter this summer, but face competition from Bundesliga surprise package Hoffenheim.

Manchester City are ready to sell Fabian Delph this summer but want around £12million for the England international. West Bromwich Albion and Stoke have already made inquiries about the midfielder's availability and it is understood the City hierarchy are holding out for a significant fee.

>West Ham have moved to the head of the queue to sign striker Henry Onyekuru from Belgian club KAS Eupen, say Sky sources.

New Watford boss Marco Silva will return to former club Hull to prize away Kamil Grosicki, Omar Elabdellaoui and Eldin Jakupovic, according to the Daily Mail.

>Chelsea will have to pay Juventus a minimum of £52m to sign Alex Sandro. Juventus aren't keen to lose the 26-year-old, who has emerged as a possible candidate to strengthen the left wing back slot at Stamford Bridge alongside Ryan Bertrand and Benjamin Mendy.

Chelsea signings when?

>>76525101
you're doing God's work, India

el pequeño bumpo

reminder Buffon has a 1 year extension and will retire after this one is finished

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what the..

>“We’ll see” – Free transfer target Johan Djourou all smiles when asked about potential West Ham move

Man United target ‘Perisic 'indifferent’ to manager’s demands, determined to sign for Mourinho (Corriere dello Sport)

>Newcastle looking to speed up approach for Sporting Lisbon left-back Marvin Zeegelaar,

Fanatik have claimed West Ham United boss Slaven Bilic is interested in his former player Oguzhan Ozyakup. The Croatian manager worked with Ozyakup at Besiktas, during his two year spell with the Turkish giants.

>Fanatik have reported Fenerbahce have been offered a chance to sign Watford left back Jose Holebas. The Turkish newspaper claim Fenerbahce have made an approach for Gael Clichy, and that Holebas is an alternative if they fail to land the former Manchester City player.

Fanatik have reported Besiktas are looking at other forward options if they fail to sign the FC Porto’s Vincent Aboubakar on a permanent deal, and Swansea City’s Fernando Llorente has emerged as a prime target for the Turkish giants.

>Chelsea striker Diego Costa has recently admitted he should be leaving the club, and when speaking of the options he has, he mentioned Brazil as a possibility. Palmeiras considered favourites to sign him among Brazillian clubs.

>>76525253
Klopp to Jail FC when?

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>Negotiations between Chelsea & Lyon going very well for Bertrand Traoré; only bonuses left to agree on, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe.

>>76525344
>Everton, West Ham, Borussia Monchengladbach, Lille, Lyon and Schalke have made concrete proposals to Chelsea.

>yet another talented young player snubbing Premier League(TM) clubs

lol

>Sanchez to another BPL club

NEVER EVER
Until you cunts get him by proxy after he joins Bayern for a year and is sold to City for €70m

>>76525327
he already lives in Liverpool. That's enough.

>Rangers interested in Mexican leftback Miguel Layún

Mexican international, Carlos Salcedo, to join Eintracht Frankfurt

>AS: Madrid wants to sign Mbappe this summer and loan him back to Monaco for one year

Onda Cero: James will not leave Madrid for less than €80 million, either to PSG or United. Neither will Morata

>VfL Wolfsburg will not exercise their buy-option for Borja Mayoral, he will return to Real Madrid

Alvaro Morata's agent says Man United waiting on Real Madrid's decision

>Gianluca Di Marzio : Inter contact Wolfsburg for Luiz Gustavo

Juventus are working on the signing of Bernardeschi and are ready to bid €35-40m with a yearly salary of €3m

>Milan are still interested in signing Kalinic despite completing the signing of Andre Silva, and remain confident of completing a deal with Fiorentina to sign him. (gianlucadimarzio.com)

Manchester United are looking to sign Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis (bild)

>Claudio Ranieri agrees to join FC Nantes

Inter met PSG to discuss a move for Lucas. Inter were interested in Di Maria but it's unlikely to happen, and were also interested in Krychowiak, whom PSG are welling to sell. PSG also asked about Perisic and are interested in Kondogbia (DiMarzio)

>Jesús Vallejo returns to Real Madrid

>>76525479
b-but european capital of culture l-la

>CatRadio: Before the end of the season, Arda Turan went to a casino where he bet and lost. He tried to recover his loss, but lost even more in the process. The amount is so large that even the economy of a football player could be weakened

http://www.ccma.cat/catradio/alacarta/el-club-de-la-mitjanit/gossip/audio/966757/

is arda turan the new JUST

>poo in the loo

>>76525556
>americucks @ing me

come back when you're man enough to build a wall

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https://twitter.com/NUFCThreatLevel/status/874323586147913732

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>>76525573

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>>76525573
>@CalumWright2: I don't know how to feel. Now that Rafa has the power, it's not all that bad. I'm worried in case he leaves under new ownership

>@NUFCThreatLevel: Nahh.. Was at Napoli. He faught off the Mafia and Gonzalo Higuain's expanding waistline.. What the Triads gonna do?

>>76525101
>>Arsenal will not sell Alexis Sanchez to Manchester City or Chelsea despite Premier League rivals willing to pay upwards of £45million
He's gone, innit.

>New Watford boss Marco Silva will return to former club Hull to prize away Kamil Grosicki, Omar Elabdellaoui and Eldin Jakupovic, according to the Daily Mail.
Wish it was true.

>>76525318
>Turkish clubs
Some rumours emerged that Fenerbahce is willing to trade Vadis for Stoch (+ some change). How true could that be?

>>76525598
I know it is unlikely but if Rafa has to leave after the change of ownership his status will forever be cemented as the JUSTiest manager ever in the history of the sport

I want it to happen even if only for it to cause a mass geordie meltdown and suicide meetings

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THIS will be a BIG day for meme SIGNINGS

>>76525651
*zooms in*

>>76525627
>Sanchez

I hope he leaves, for his own good. Arsenal is a cancerous team and a poisonous club

>Marco Silva

I think it will happen, Jakupovic at least. He was fantastic under Silva, he earned Hull 3-4 points by himself. Plus, Heurelho Gomes is getting old and Pantillimon isn't very convincing

>vadis for stoch
not seen anything concrete about it

>>76525704
>Sanchez
I mean, if the club was serious about titles, keep up with the transfers and all that, he could stay.
But not with another 2 seasons under Wonga.
>Silva
Was rather talking about Grosicki.
>Vadis/Stoch
Yeah, probably load of crap, like that other thing where they (another Turkish club?) were willing to splash up to €7m for Vadis. Shit like that doesn't happen here.

>>76525762
>Grosicki

I don't think Grosicki will play in the Championship. I expect a Premiership club to get him, maybe Brighton.

Watford could be unlikely because they have lots of black pacy wingers but it could be possible

>>76525499
>Manchester United are looking to sign Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis (bild)
I don't like United but I really want Sokratis in the PL.

>>76526180
Lingard>Mbappé

>>76526180
>england playing a 3men defence, the other team playing a 442
It feels wrong.

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still persisting with the meme formation

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>80m for morata
>75m for perisic
what were they thinking?

hello yes Im here for the confirmed transfers that dont involve Italian teams

>>76526622
They're thinking, hmmm maybe it's not worth it and we'll buy other targets.

>>76526180
>Trippier

is he, dare I say it, Slippy G's true successor?

>>76526635
Kizito from Rio Ave to CSM Poli Lasi la' done deal

>Poor Alexis Sánchez. Not only has he tolerated three seasons of incompetence along with half a season of spooky dog banners, but now he’s had enough, Arsenal have suddenly decided they’re no longer Manchester City’s feeder club. More generally, they refuse to sell to a rival – a rival for what is unclear – and that, of course, is a principle more important than the basic right of a human being to live and work wherever the hell they want. As such, Sánchez may be forced to join Bayern Munich, who actually thrash Arsenal more often than City; just as well they are not in next season’s Champions League.

Meanwhile, in west London moves are also afoot. Presumably because humans have an irresistible urge to ruin nice things, Antonio Conte is keen to introduce James Rodríguez to London’s nightlife by way of a contract to play for Chelsea. Though his side’s disciplined, high-energy game is unlikely to suit the Colombian, he is quite famous. This has no doubt endeared him to the football purist and obsessive that is Roman Abramovich, whose childlike enthusiasm for the game is just like that of a little boy, rushing on Sunny D and Gazprom. Anyway, Real Madrid bought Rodríguez for £63m, and though he’s spent the last three years doing a lot of nothing, the European champions have decided they’re due a profit on the basis that they want one. So they calculated his worth using a complicated algorithm which, by amazing coincidence, set his price at £70m, the nearest bigger round number. Using a complicated algorithm of his own, Conte has told them to sling it.

>In other Chelsea news, Diego Costa is prepared to leave Stamford Bridge on loan in order to re-sign for Atlético Madrid in January – once the plucky upstarts have served their romantic transfer ban. And there, he will play with Antoine Griezmann – or Tony Rocky Horror as he’s known in the dressing room – who has signed a contract until 2022, at which point he’ll already have left in 2018.

Back in England, Everton would like to buy Davy Klaassen from Ajax; the Mill has checked Wikipedia and can confirm that his name really is Davy. A potential stumbling block to the deal, though, is that he was last seen languishing among the fluff and ingots gathered at the bottom of Marouane Fellaini’s pocket, so Bill Kenwright has asked Jimmy Lumsden to help locate him before the transfer window eases closed. Should that work out, Ajax will demand a fee of £26m.

>Across Stanley Park, Philippe Coutinho has decided that speculation linking him with Barcelona is “complicated”; “I have a contract with my club and it is long,” he said. In all likelihood, this is simply a mistranslation and what he presumably said was: “I have an unbridled love of attention-seeking touchline zaniness and an implacable aversion to solo perambulation.”

>Finally, José Mourinho’s bid to buy a centre-forward less good than the ones Manchester United are used to having, and less good than those employed by the many teams better than his, is almost at an end. Just yesterday Allvaro Morata liked a United-related Instagram post – the modern equivalent of posing with some tat from the club shop – and his agent described a move to Old Trafford as “a very interesting option”. Presumably he is less gnomic regarding the money he stands to make from the deal.

just post the link ffs

>>76525101
>Chelsea have edged ahead of Manchester United and Inter in the race for Real Madrid playmaker James Rodriguez

Can someone more knowledgeable explain why clubs want to sign him for the price that is being asked? He seems lazy and inconsistent to me, but i haven't watch him much. More so considering one is a Mourinho side and a Conte side, dont they usually want hard working players? He just doesnt seem that good senpai

>>76526747
Are you sure that clubs want to sign him?

Solomon Islands qualify for the final round in OFC. With the expansion in 2026 OFC get 1+1 spot. Solomon Islands would have been guaranteed at least the interconfed play-off berth where they'll face the likes of Malawi, Qatar etc. LMAO.

>>76526806
The ofc qualifiers are very weird.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_(OFC)

>>76526747
He's a good player. Just not as good as Modric or Kroos and he can't play in a 433.

>>76526873
I remember a /sp/ poster losing a bunch of money because of that miss.

>>76526605
>the caltex socceroos

>>76526180
2 assists for trippier tonight guarantee it

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>>76526880
that was real? as soon as i saw this vid i had this strange memory about bets, couldn't quite remember.
>yfw you will never be on sp during peak torres posting again

>>76526944
right in the feeler

>there's a brazilian called fagner

>BREAKING
Everton have agreed fee totalling £30m for Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford
>BREAKING

>Stones in midfield
Good. Keep his nonsense as far away from our own goal as possible

>>76527171
He's the most rock solid choice.

>>76527148
>£30m for Pickford
He's been injured how long? Wasn't as good as Mignolet at Sunderland? This English quota is getting out of hand

>>76527221
Do Everton really have to sign the next Joe Hart to comply? I thought they had plenty HG players.

Expecting more meme signings today. Una morata to Manuel Unidos por favor.

>>76527148
>>76527148
kek

>joe hart
where will he go now lads?
hes pretty much finished

>>76527148

what

WHAT

>>76526180
what are the chances of a terrorist attack?

released players XI

they would push for the europe places desu


Victor Valdes

Alvaro Arbeloa, John Terry, Joleon Lescott, Gael Clichy

Darren Fletcher, Jan Kirchhoff, Joey Barton

Jesus Navas, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Fraizer Campbell

>>76527331

The best I can find is 2/1

>>76527345

Reckon I could score a few against that defence desu

>>76527353
keep in mind that they have Bacary Sagna, Pablo Zabaleta, Marcin Wasilewski and John O'Shea on the bench

When will we stop playing >le pacey black youth who can't cross or score

>>76527375

I'd play any one of them ahead of lescott desu

>>76527385

I blame John Barnes for this

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J U S T

>>76527345
90 minutes of Navas over/under-hitting low crosses to Ibra

>>76527397
What ahppened?

Please watch our game
>>76525879

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CHELSEA TRANSFERS NOWWWW

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>>76525101
Thanks for the thread Pijama

>Alvaro Morata's mind boggling wages, via Marca. €480k a week including image rights. #MUFC
>#mufc and Real Madrid are expected to agree a €75m/80m fee for Alvaro Morata in the coming hours [cadena ser]

This market is too inflated. This guy couldn't win a start over benzema

>>76527440
getting cucked by barca again. Verratti wants to go to barcelona

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80th for Wonder Waifu

>>76527454
now I want to watch the Witcher 3 trailer again

>>76527454
hamez to chelsea for 70 million la

Reminder that being ABLe has a presidential stamp of approval.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMJ3ftUtnw&t=78

>>76527044
good catch m8

>>76525627
Lots of meaningless transfers happen in the Turkish league every year.

>>76527454
Traore out

>Luis Muriel is reportedly keen on a move to Lazio, where he could replace Keita Baldé Diao.

would be great acquisition to replace keita. Muriel moves abit like the real ronaldo.

>>76525963
Just NO.
There is no way for him to change leagues right now. He is already considered an elite defender and he is 30. Give them Manolas instead who is young and can deveop in a league like Premier.

>>76527484
>€480k a week

Total nonsense. More likely to be 480k a month.

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>Morata and Fabinho soon

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/12/south-korea-president-suggests-cohosting-2030-world-cup-north-korea

>>76527572
Yeah, and I'm getting a gf then as well lol

Reeeeeeeeeee, Everton just bought a meme.

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>80m without wages, taxes and agent fees
how many goals will he score at manure next season?

>>76527221
You do realise Pickford would have been 19 when Mignolet LEFT. Are you retarded? Not every keeper I'd Donnarumma.

>>76527608
13, all against bottom 5 teams before getting his leg broken by smalling during a corner

>>76527385
I believe in Look man desu.

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Who /squires/ here lads?

>>76527578
gf has already declared for Morocco my lonesome friend

>>76527612
>le retarded insult
don't you have school?

>>76527608
15

>>76527594
pickford is a meme? I thought he was supposed to be Hart's successor or whatever

>>76527612
I think he's comparing Mignolet's pre-Liverpool Sunderland performances to Pickford's pre-Everton Sunderland performances

>>76527496
autism

>>76527634
>Harts successor
So a big fucking meme

>>76527638
hispanic reee-ing

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>>76527622

>get Morata with his best days to come
>£70m
at least its not my money. They will increase ST next season though I bet

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discuss

>>76527714
Better than Saturday at 3pm

>>76527721
I think it would just move the 5:30pm match to 8pm.

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>paying £30m for a keeper
>paying £70m for a painfully average striker

truly, we live in the worst timeline

>>76527572
that would be very cool

>>76527733
Perisic is a winger :^)

>>76527748
He's also going for twice that amount

>>76525568
>Pajeet level banter

Contrived.

>>76527638
Average woman in 2017

>>76525177
July because kits

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lol

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>>76527777
>Could a code of cunduct could be introduced

>tfw verratto will go to barca
HOW DO WE STOP THEM ITS NOT FAIR!

>>76527790
sky need to improve their grammar
https://twitter.com/SkyFootball/status/874529802232975360

>>76527791
They seriously need to improve their midfield desu. Iniesta is old, rskitic played sort of badly, so did busquets and the rest are trash.

They also need a rb good enough to partner Messi, as the Messi Alves combination was fucking lethal.

>>76527807
i know but it makes me mad
when will the barca-real era finish? small clubs don't stand a chance against them

>>76527777
>illegally
This implies there is a law. Laws are a code of conduct.

>>76527791
yeah hes sadly the perfect signing for them.

who are >we (real mad customer) buying?

>>76527807
Whenever Ronaldo and Messi leave is when it ends was always my belief.

Barca transfer policy has been shit recently though, so it's really scuppered their chances.

>BREAKING: Spanish prosecutors file lawsuit against Cristiano Ronaldo for alleged tax fraud of £13m between 2011 and 2014 #SSNHQ

>>76527866
>it's true
lel

>>76527866
Taxation is literally theft

>>76527866
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/874570976117305349

>>76527866
reminder that that spanish prosecutors waited until this month to file lawsuit so one of the alleged fraud years expired, making the alleged total fraud prosecuted ~4m less than it really is

>John Stones is £50m
>Virgin Van Dyck is £60m
>Lukaku is £100m
and people are criticising Morata for £65m?

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Alex Hunter in talks with Arsenal

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>>76527866
>tfw Spain open criminal enquiry on the matter and Ronaldo receives 25month sentence

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brehs

>>76527911
why are you comparing a bench warmer with starting players?

>>76527837
Seems Madrid are trying to sell Morata + Rodríguez and buy Mbappé.

>>76527911
>Stones
We still laugh about that
>Van Dyck
That's just the slippers trying to be relevent
>Lukaku
Neverton baiting Manure and Chelsea

>>76527911
i could sell a grandma with artificial hips for 15m

>>76527938
They would all warm the bench for Madrid tbf

>>76527956
>selling Morata & Hamez
>getting French Rashford in return

>>76527911
>Virgin Van Dyck is £60m
[citation needed]
>Lukaku is £100m
[citation needed]

>>76527934
>>76527953
>lusting over 16yr olds

nonce

>>76527983
t. citizen of 'noncing: the country'

>>76527148
Ridiculous.

>>76527521
What I posted would be pretty darn meaningful here.

>>76527908
Don't they (sport persons) have ridiculously small tax any way?

>>76527983
>16yr olds
Age of consent lad

>>76527975
>Liverpool were ready to pay a world-record £60million fee for a defender for Van Dijk
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/08/southampton-stand-firm-virgil-van-dijk-following-liverpool-interest/

>a £100 million valuation on the 24-year-old amid interest from Chelsea.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/05/31/everton-ready-listen-100m-offers-romelu-lukaku-says-strikers/

>>76527866
Based CR7 btfo Messi even on tax fraud

>>76527879
It's also literally worse than rape.

https://twitter.com/MikeKeegan_DM/status/874294370157178880
>this kills the customer.

>>76528018
good that Ronaldo did both

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>mouse

>>76527991
there used to be a lower tax bracket at 24%, literally referred to in spain as 'beckham law' since it was custom made for halal so they could afford the wages of their star players, and being beckham the first one to use the exemption

this is no longer the case: the law was abolished in 2010, after only 5 years in use

>>76527879
Not paying taxes is also theft though.

>>76525318
Zeegelaar to newcastle, pls be true, newcastke about to be jewed. Then again we are replacing him Coentrao whose knees look like hiroshima. Another year with shitty fullbacks, oh well...

>>76528001
>Mino Raiola says...
Oh my mistake. If that's the case pls accept my apologies.

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>>76528029
>daily mail

Will Manure be forced to bend over and pay Madrid's price?

@76528051
>muh specific newspaper
>>>/r/eddit

>>76528058
>having to force manure to bend over
ayy they love doing this shit and getting fucked up the ass, I still remember the di maria disaster, record transfer and laughs

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>Atletico Madrid have confirmed that Antoine Griezmann has signed a new contract with the club until 2022.

>An Atletico statement read: "Atletico Madrid have reached an agreement with Antoine Griezmann to extend his contract by one more season.

>"The French striker has signed his new contract with the club, which extends now until June 30, 2022."

>>76528071
Kek. Imagine them paying so much for Morata and only finishing fifth next season

>>76526605
is tim cahill still alive

>>76528074
>release clause still in contract
>figure hasn't changed
>Club are literally paying him more to keep him happy

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>>76528074
>tfw no striker will sign for united so they have to keep zlatan

>that fucking headerball goal in Aus-Bra
Also, all those seagulls flying around at the game.

>Ranieri too old according ligue 1 rule

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>>76528074
>has made sure the new contract maintains the same buy-out clause

>>76528058
These are the 2 richest clubs in the world. They could both drop €100m and not notice

>>76528091
He told them he will leave next summer instead of this in exchange of higer pay, this way Atletico wouldn't get fucked over by the transfer ban.

>>76526605
>playing 4-2-3-1 upside down
i suppose it looks the right way up in aus

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STOP WATCHING PORN. I BET YOU WOULD HAVE A GF IF YOU SPENT THE TIME YOU SPEND WATCHING PORN ON ACTUALLY FINDING A GF. APES.

>>76528139
2muchass4me

>>76528156
Not true, I've had gf's while spanking it to porn at every opportunity

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>>76528157

>>76528156
Nah, too ugly

>you can choose your flag in /pol/ again
fug

>>76528074
>snubchester united snubbed again
never not funny

>>76527974
rashford is the english mbappé

>>76525101
>Man City closing on deal for Hirving "Chucky" Lozano

Please no, holy shit

>>76528203
nice new additions to my flag collection

>>76525101
>Apehoop
>didn't imagine apehoopers would dominate yurospee so hard

You need to go outside, friend.

>inb4 some joke about how horrible the smell must be.

>>76528227
Why not?

>>76528227
Is he good? Youtube make him look like a Coutinho copy.

>>76528346
>>76528354
Same poo.

>>76528227
>another attacking midfielder
Pep the genius

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Prepare yourself ABU scum

>>76528367
Fuck you balwinder I am not that pajeet

>>76528377
>be afraid, be very afraid.tiff

Can't even fathom paying 80M for a Real Madrid bench warming stat padder. Manure get mugged off every window. I still remember the "we don't need to spend money for success" shtick they were peddling a few years ago. 6th lol

>>76528377
>Fabinho
>Perisic
>Rose
>James
non are or ever will be United players

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>>76528422
Screen capped for my ABU brain damage folder

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>>76528411
>you

>>76528411
if you're willing to spend 80m for a morata, put some more and spend 130m for a world top attacker

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Paulinho to Milan or Arsenal when

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>>76525651
Holy shit, is that berlusconi, the absolute madman.
Also slut bump.

>>76528437
>world top attacker
Rashford is probably available for £50m, but United already have him

>>76528346
It's like going to Chelsea or Real Madrid when you're young. It's basically a suicide

>>76528354
He is a solid player. In my opinion, the only one we have gotten since Rafael Márquez. I expect him to do well in Europe

>>76528371
Mexican media are reporting that Man. City only want him for doing business (a la Chelsea). They want to loan him and then sell him for a good profit.

>>76528444
That old dude in the Chinese super league?

>>76528459
What makes you think they're sluts?

>>76528471
He's 28, literally on his peak physical condition.

Also that same dude that's wrecking everyone's boipussi in the WC Qualifiers.

>>76528471
who's better than all 3 billion indians on earth, and a starter for the fucking brazilian NT? yes this one.

>>76528428
already confirmed no links to Fabinho. Perisic goes against the clubs policy signing players over 26. Rose would cost more than Morata because Levy, zero links as well. James off to PSG

>>76528481
they are attractive and he will never have intercourse with them

>>76528482
>>76528483
>paulinho defence force

>>76528483
>better than all 3 billion indians on earth

like thats a accomplishment

>>76528481
his mom was a slut, therefore all woman must be sluts

poor man

Pretty weird to think 3 years ago 75M would get you Suarez and now it won't even get you Morata.

>>76528503
at least india play with players that were actually born in their country

>>76527714

Asian customers BTFO

>>76528511
>Andreas Hugo Hoelgebaum Pereira
keep him

>>76527714
>7.45pm
>Saturday """night"""

>G.Jesus for 25 million
>Morata for 75 million

Will customers ever recover?

>>76527714

Good news as long as we don't give up a daytime game.

>>76528481
>shags Kardashia step brother to try and get on show/get famous
>constantly exposing herself on instagram, etc.

Just a hunch.

>>76527983

she's 18 and a 10/10

sorry lad

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>>76528587

>>76528492
>Perisic goes against the clubs policy signing players over 26

Ibrahimovic?

I think Manure should forget Morata and take a punt on Rashford/Martial/Fellaini

>>76528587
>breaks foot
>breaks eye

>Gaysus

>>76528685
the policy is don't sign a player over 26 unless special talent.
Michael Owen is the biggest anomaly in this desu.

>>76528505
It's almost like an obscene new TV deal has happened in that timeframe.

>>76528702
forget policies. football is different now and united will do anything to buy their way back into the big time.

>>76528685
Yeah also, Schweinsteiger, mkhitaryan, van persie, romero, valdes

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>>76528587
.

>>76528702
Not really, Owen was free.

>>76528607
It's the saturday 3pm kickoff rule that causes all this
>Can't show the majority of 3pm games
>Have endless games 7 days a week at zany times to combat this

>>76528718
how old is romero?

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>he doesnt rate owen

>>76528733
30

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rate my gf, /trans/. She's also a United fan

Michael Owen and Ronaldinho, who had the shortest peaks?

>>76528762
is that the coalburner from corrie

>>76528762
truly /trans/ out of 10.

>>76525132
Why is Mahrez so delusional?

Hector Moreno (literally who?) to Roma

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>>76528775
no. This is a pic I took last night when I took her for a meal at Nandos

>>76528804
mexico psv cb iirc
stepped down from liga to ere for some reason

>>76528809
Was any videos/pics leaked of her taking cock?

>>76528815
just oral

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What's up lads? What will you be spending this questionable day on?

>>76528772
owen

>>76528762
would stick my benis in between her knockers/10

>brexit cancelled
any update on the May to death squad situation, lads?

>>76528377
Where's Griezmann?

>>76528848
theyre ridiculously disappointing.

>>76528829
https://better-dpt-roll.github.io/#1

Anybody else interested in doing this?

Fuck, i love drum'n'bass. Jungle was so good. Nothing worse than a party where they only play trance, techno, EDM and all that shit.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-HgBrVLv5I&list=RDzUDTq7cAqR0&index=6

>>76528856
So is my benis so it fits

>>76528854
On the end of yer da

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https://twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/874607348320481280

>>76528911
Who?

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>>76528874

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LISTEN!
...
ICE CREAM!!!
The ice cream man is coming!!!
...
Who wants ice cream?
For me, 2 scoops of vanilla and sprinkles.

>>76528109
Literally this

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>>76528930
It's a programming challenge, you click roll and code for what you got. For example I got a Ulam spiral (I am not going to bother writing the code).

>The Ulam spiral or prime spiral (in other languages also called the Ulam cloth) is a graphical depiction of the set of prime numbers, devised by mathematician Stanislaw Ulam in 1963 and popularized in Martin Gardner's Mathematical Games column in Scientific American a short time later. It is constructed by writing the positive integers in a square spiral and specially marking the prime numbers.

Lindelof
Dier
Perisic
Morata

Be scared, /trans/. Be totally scared.

i love /trans/ lads

>>76528969
Looks pretty fun, if only I knew the first thing about coding

i love trans lads

>>76528963
TWO (2) SCOOPS?!?!?

DRUMPF GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>76529017
The basics are not that hard, you could learn them in a couple of weeks probably. The hard part is going from theory to actual functional code.

>>76528917
the based lad who ruined shaw's career

>>76528322
RARE
A
R
E

>>76529072
queque
based indeed
yes im edgy

guys, is computer science a meme?

>Morata
>Perisic
>Lindelof
what a small time club

>>76529089
N E W
E
W

>>76529096
It's not about computers and it's not a science.

You guys will do anything not to talk about football.

>>76529105
so is it a meme course like gender studies

>>76529103
NOT A COUNTRY
O
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A

C
O
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N
T
R
Y

>>76529122
it only really sets you up to be a code monkey as far as im aware
not quite as shit as made up degrees, but not as good as actual science and maths degrees

>>76529111

its almost like theres no football happening right now, only bored journos making shit up

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I hope this fatcunt get banned from football.

>>76529143
i wonder what people learn in gender studies

>>76529092
why are you upset

>>76529143
> computer science major with a math minor
Is only a meme if you are dumb and settle for the simple things.

>>76529157
t. Mirabelli

>>76529167
honestly never seen it outside of online memes

>>76529157
>large.jpg
kek

>>76529167
shit but it's still better than learning how to code

>>76529185
I don't think it's done here yet, wait 5 years

>>76529167
to hate white cis men

>>76529179
dont really know much about major and minor shiz
here you just do a degree 100% on one subject(most of the time), so comp sci here will only get you to code monkey level, it takes stuff outside of uni to take you further

>>76529167
https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/womens-and-gender-studies/

Some of those actually sounds interesting.

>>76529190
What's wrong with coding? Seems like an integral skills for modern society?

>>76528950
>jungle, drum'n'bass often use jazz, reggae and other actual music, combined with nasty 160+bpm syncopated drum beats
>edm, trance, techno, etc. usually use dissonant, awful sounds over boring, repetetive 4/4 beats
I don't get your point, but i know what i prefer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89WyX7RRcAo

>>76527983
16 is the prime age of a woman.

>>76529229
>Seems like an integral skills for modern society?
For who exactly?

>>76529245
For all of us. I'm pretty sure computers and programmes are important for literally everything to function

Newcastle fans are such fickle cunts, cant wait for them to get relegated

They hate Mike Ashley to death, but when the transfer window is open they cry and beg for him to splash all his cash

When the manager wastes the transfer budget on French memes, it's all Ashleys fault

They expect Ashley for fork out 150m for Rafa to buy the next golden generation of memes so they can definitively challenge for top 4 this season

>>76528911
A good deal for both sides

>>76529231
>actual music
biggest spook

>>76529229
coding will never be a skill and will never be valuable. its just something nerds to do escape working in a grocery store

>>76529254
How many times did you have to code in your lifetime?
It's like saying knowing how to make a tyre is an integral skill for modern society because cars are important for literally everything to function.

>>76528917
Arsenal was linked to him in 2014, but they dropped their interest when Robben broke his shin during the Mexico vs Netherlands WC match

>>76529272
Btw, I did code in my lifetime, for what is worth, but it was in the specific case of a thesis on computer simulations.

Ranieri to Nantes

>>76529272
I get your point, but if no one was able to make a tyre, we wouldn't have cars. I'm just saying having someone who can code is important, not that it's a skill everyone should have

>>76525101
That's a big phone for him.

>>76529298
You literally wrote "for all of us".

>>76528796
he's algerian

>Dembélé, Kanté, Lemar, Mbappé starting
poor little anglos

>>76529304
It's important for "all of us" that "someone" know how to code

>>76529321
the first three are manlets though

>>76526180
>llolris

>>76529331
démbélé is 178cm just like mbrappé

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brehs

>>76529331
t. 5'10 manlet

All of them are manlets.

>>76529351
nigger dance

>>76529281
ok, if this is also considered techno then i take it back. I quite like this.

Guess i just seen many examples of the bad side of techno. I'm actually from berlin and for me its extremely repetitive shit they pumped out at love parades and a lot of boring but trendy clubs, parties,et c.

>>76529351
Spoiled is right desu. Acting like a sheboon is repulsive.

>>76529351

which african tribe does she belong to

>>76529351
Looks so fucking retarded

>>76529366
She's clearly white

>>76529350
mbrappe seems taller
all manlets then

I'm really impressed with everton. 4 players of theirs won the under 20 world cup, now pickford. Respect

>>76529212
To get a mjnor here you have to take extra classes for it. For CS you are teach a little more than the basic. You take specialized elective clases that you think are more suited for you.

>>76529175
got herpes
the bad kind