/mlb/ general - Apologize Edition

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Why do you hate him so much, /mlb/?

>>76524610
his weird face

>>76524610
he's too vanilla and humble. i need some swag from him like Bryce "where's my ring" Harper

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/los-ángeles/

>another draft
>another top 1o prospect by 2019
Finessed the fuck out of everybody today.

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MARINERS!

>>76524499
Average baseball fans don't really know anything about the sport, they just like it more in comparison to other sports like football and hockey that they don't get as much recreation out of as they would getting shitfaced in a ballpark screaming WOOOOOO CUBS RULE FUCK YEAH CHICAGO THE BEST NOW!!!!!!

Seriously, one Kyle Scwarber dinger into the stands and thousands of people think they have an excuse to pretend their team is alpha as fuck. It's one of the worst sports, with european football being the top worst in terms of people actually caring about the sport, when all they really care about is the nationalism and false sense of pride that they pretend exists.

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1stros
>mfw the Fresno Grizzlies will win the AL West

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early jays

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>NYM:Jacob deGrom dominates Cubs in complete game

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murca

burgers and beer

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>tfw too many young arms

It's not fair

Hey guys I like baseball

Aaron Judge

aaron judge

>>76524880
What a coincidence, I also like baseball. In fact, I've been an old fan of the game ever since the days of Craig Biggio.

aaron judge=mvp

>>76524986
Who is Craig Biggio? I only know Aaron Judge, he's the reason why I got into baseball

Aaron Judge = Craig Biggio

Does aaron judge have boobs?

>>76525024
Aaron Judge has accomplished more than this Craig Biggio character in less than a year. #AllRise #LetsGoYankees

AARON JUDGE WON A BASEBALL GAME LETS GO YANKEES

Don't let Aaron Judge's clutch home run distract you from the fact that Didi got on base 5 times tonight.

>>76525086
Who is Didi?

test

>>76525095
Literally the greatest Yankee Shortstop since Derek Jeter

>>76525025
um if by boobs you mean breasts then yeah buddy he surely does

>>76525111
Trips confirm! Aaron Judge 4 MVP

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>Got an athletic, not fat, first basemen and a potential stud pitcher

who else is felling good about their team's draft?

Aaron Judge

based on Judge's height and frame, his boobs will become saggy way sooner. Trout's boobs are much firmer and denser, so they'll stay perky longer. besides, Trout has about 3 cup sizes on that lanky yankee whore.

>>76525153
wow trout is my MVP

>>76525144
is carlson going to sign after all, his twitter gave >us a hint that its all said and done but i hope im not counting my chickens. that said, yeah two solid picks, hopefully a dawg and/or a coug by tomorrow

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fuck off days

which current MLB position player do you think is most likely to poop his pants in the dugout? lol

>>76525162
according to reports, Jerry is willing to break the bank in order to sign him, and it seems that the interest is mutual. the M's FO was shocked that he fell that far.

there's not much competition when it comes to pitching, and Safeco is a pitcher's park, so Carlson could feasibly blow through the minors and join the show in 2-3 years.

>>76525153
Who cares, Judge > Trout. I didn't know a person named Trout was a baseball player until today!

>>76525203
Bumgarner

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dodgers

>>76525208
Good, hope it all works out. When I first saw the pick I was like holy shit how did he fall that far?

>>76525224
more like bumsharter ahaha get it (bum means hiney I think)

>>76525203
Judge

>>76525203
Not Aaron Judge

Judge is the best player in baseball. He'd never shit his pants

>>76525255
This

All Rise

>>76525242
he could unironically take a gigantic wet dump in his pants on the field and we would still only hear about how great he's been doing practicing potty training

ahahhaha what if Dusty Baker pooped in bronson arrarper's locker hehe

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mfw i just ordered a fitted knock off dodger hat for $8 on DHgate

>>76525297
I tried to order some jerseys from dhgate but literally every time I get to the pay screen my credit card won't work. It's not a card or account problem either. I've tried it on like 5 separate days over the span of 3 weeks. Those chinks just don't want my money, I guess.

>>76525290
I don't like this post

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>>76525339
I feel you senpai. Aliexpress would accept paypal but DHgate cant get their shit together

>>76525350
*poops in your locker*
HEY

>>76525297
what if she shit while she did that lol

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What's his name again?

>>76525363
WHERE'S

>>76525399
perra caca

>>76525427
THAT

>>76525445
SMELL

>>76525451
EMANATING

>>76525459
nigger

/mlb/ should be required to have at least one poop thread per week imo

How many all stars is your team going to send this year?

>Judge
>Hicks
>Severino
>Betances
>Castro
>Sanchez

>>76525356
So you gonna let me fuck your girl or what? I'll be your chaperone as I said. I'll score the loud.

Kazuo Matsui once went on the disabled list due to anal fissures

>>76525513
How does that even work

I feel bad for Angels fans today. It might as well have been Yankee stadium there tonight. Do they even have fans?

>>76525529
It can happen due to pooping too hard and rupturing Uranus, or due to anal sex. I wanna say it was around 2009, and they didn't say the cause of the injury. Just that he couldn't play because he had anal fissures.

>>76525555
Hi

Team hasn't been a contender over the past few years but attendance at Angel Stadium is still very good. A lot of people are casual though because its a fan friendly park. When a team like the Yankees, Red Sox, or Dodgers are in town though, you can expect a lot of road fans because the LA area is definitely more Dodgers as a whole and Northeast transplants are everywhere in the LA area in general

>>76525614

Hi

If your home stadium can't be at least 2/3rds home fans, you might as well quit now

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>>76525614
>Anaheim
>LA area
Angel stadium is ugly as fuck and mroe expensive that Dodger stadium. It's a shit situation they're in. How can field level tickets for dodger stadium behind the dugout cost $100-180 against premier teams but a game in the same section I'm Anaheim cost 200+.
You mfers tripping.

>>76525660
Angels Stadium has also seen a World Series this millenium. Unlike Doyer Ghetto.

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>>76525676
Epic deflection. Your team is shit. You've wasted Trout's career. He'll be far more appreciated in Philadelphia. Defend these prices.

>>76525716
I'm not an Angels fan.

to Yankees fan

say thank you to Tanaka

>>76525972
>Yankees fans
>being thankful ever
You're barking up the wrong tree, sorry

>>76524625
When are judge, Harper, and trout going to have a big sweaty threesome on the mound?

>>76525716
Well they are gonna be cheap in Philly,

They will never have a positive season

>>76525972
>6.2 IP, 3 ER

The Yankees ace, ladies and gentlemen

>>76525224
>Bumgarner
>position player

Pick one, and learn how to read

>>76525972
タナカさんのをげんきはだめです。

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*strikes you out*

>>76526925
*break his leg*

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*Actually shows up in the Major Leagues before 2018 is over*

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What will the Natinals give up for an ELITE bullpen arm like pic related?

What's the most interesting game in World Series? I need to waste time 4+ hours during next two weeks or three.
Already saved game 7 '16 and game 6 '11.

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>>76524658
M/A/RLINS

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>aaron jude batting average up to .347

the mad man, the power is one thing but hitting for such a ridiculous average with such a long swing is incredible

>>76528980
>>76528980
Honestly, watch games 4-7 of the 2004 ALCS.

waste time 4+ hours every day* during next two weeks or three.
>>76529176
Were all those 4 games great? Sweet.
I'm still relatively new to baseball, so the wilder, the better.

>>76526630
Only 1 ER tonight
>>76525972
>Say thank you to the man that has been shit all but 3 starts this season
wew

>>76529215
>>76529215
If you want the cliff's notes version, watch a documentary called "4 days in October"

>>76529297
Got it. Cheers.

>>76528980
Most of the games in the 1991 World Series and 2001 World Series were phenomenal. You should check out Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS too, not World Series but that was some good baseball.

so who drafted the pedo kid

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>Current Standings & Today's Schedule

>>76529095
It's amazing the things a hitter can do when he uses the whole field.

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Post things people forget. Pic related, Manny Ramirez was a Dodger

>>76529324

Cant remember his name but I doubt hes off the board tho

>>76529398
>Yankees, Twins, Brewers, Rockies in first place
What a bizarre year

>>76529406
The brewers

Thank god the Twins didn't draft the walking bust known as Hunter "WE WUZ" Green

Way to go, Cincy

>>76529320
Got it. Thanks.

>>76525297
>>76525199
>Calimutts dying their hair

>>76529424
I love looking at these over the course of the season. Gotta play the games.

The only thing "experts" could get right was that the AL West is an absolute joke of a division.

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>>76529470
>>76529424
Forgot pic.

Why doesn't the league just force the Red Sox to move the right field foul pole back?

>>76529324
the whos

>>76529488
>these people are actually paid hundreds of thousands to analyze this stuff
>Ortiz picking his brother's team

beyond disgusted

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>>76529531
false and obsessed

>The Mets are now 8th in the NL
CLOSING IN ON KICKING THE DOYERS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS

>>76529581
My bad got it confused you guys took the other meme player

Congratulations on the new exciting topic you get to hear about 3 times a month for the next 6 years, Reds fans:
"So Hunter, as a socially conscious black American.. how do we get more BBC in baseball?"

Should be a real fun period

>>76528980
not world series but game 4 of the 2005 NLDS (Braves at Astros) was pretty incredible and was like 6 hours long

>>76524645
>implying the doyers drafted someone better than Greene

>>76525297
>britbro that watches beisbol

do they have a league in England/UK?

>>76529310
if you want another doc to watch, check out "Catching Hell" by ESPN 30 for 30 its about the cubs fans Steve Bartman...

theres another lesser known baseball doc by 30 for 30 "FernandoNation"

PBS/Ken Burns did a massive 15+ hour documentary series on Baseball

>>76529398
>Literally the last game on today
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>76529424
The reason the Brewers are up there is because the NL Central is proving to be absolutely terrible. The brewers are 2 games above .500 and everyone else is below .500

Remember the time the dodgers had 4 straight Rookies of the year and none of them won a playoff series with the dodgers?

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This is just so good
http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-white-sox/how-classy-gesture-fan-and-adam-jones-got-white-sox-catcher-kevan-smith-priceless

>basketball over

WE'RE THE ONLY SHOW IN TOWN, LADS

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>Your team
>Your season in one image

Giants

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>>76530930

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>>76530943

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>>76530930
>white sox

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>>76530930

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>>76530930

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>divide 162 by number of games Yankees have played so far
>multiply result by Aaron Judge's home run total (22)
>get 58
>mfw Aaron Judge is unironically on pace to tie for 10th most home runs in a season ever

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>>76530930
>marlins

>>76531200
>on pace
Wow, nothing

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>>76531200

>Play in an era of massively inflated HR totals due to juiced ball
>Play in tiny launching pad park
>Three other parks in the division are also launching pads
>Still 15 HR's short of what the GOAT did at the game's most extreme pitcher's park
>mfw

rounds 3-10 of the draft starts in 20 minutes lads

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>>76531259

Someone explain to me how one juices a ball

>>76531259
>we'll never see real video game numbers because based barry had to play in fucking candleshit

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>>76524658
>>76529028
MARINYAS!

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>>76531440

>>76525203
Bryce Harper

>>76525418
Corey Slobber

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>>76531535
>all the indians now out of the starting spots

based, none of them deserve it. haven't bothered voting this year cuz they're sucking ass

>>76531535
>no Hicks in the outfielders
Sad.
Surprised to see Alonso getting recognition from fans though.
Dickerson needs to be above Cruz.

mike's on, he's ready to go..

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>>76531535
Go Avi go!

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BREAKING STADIUM NEWS

>Mariners@Mariners 1m1 minute ago
>The Seattle Mariners and Safeco Insurance announce ballpark naming rights agreement will not not be extended.

RIP Safeco field name

>>76531852
Wonder who will get it now and what memes it will spawn

>>76531535
>George Springer
Holy fuck, would every Astros fan kindly go ahead and kill themselves?

Why do Tropicana, Chase, and Miller field all look like awful roofed stadiums while Safeco, Minute Maid, and Marlins parks all look normal even with the roof closed?

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>A team actually gave the Phillies somethng in exchange for Joely rodriguez

>>76531886
At least there's no way it can be worse than Gauranteed Rate.

>>76531852
they can call it sjw cuck field. that would be nice

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>>76530930

>>76532034
Memes aside whats so bad about it?

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So who here's watching day 2 of the draft

>>76532115
only for the sox

>luis Gonzalez
>ender inciarte comp
hmm

>>76531886
As a Mariners fan, my guesses would be:

>Amazon Field
>Tully's Field
>Comcast Park
>Delta Field
>Nintendo Park

Starbucks won't touch it. After Schultz sold the Sonics, any and every sports related event that Starbucks took part in was shit on by local sports fans. It's bad PR. Schultz literally doesn't do public events in Seattle simply because sports fans will show up and heckle him.

My gut feeling tells me Nintendo might go for the naming rights. They don't directly own the team anymore and they are also doing things beyond vidya now. Like the theme park they are building with Universal Studios.

>>76532163
>Nintendo Park
Thought they were no longer part owners

>>76532163
Pikachu Park

>>76532163
Amazon field isnt bad
Fuck comcast

>>76532163

What about starbucks field?

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>>76531535
based Correa
based Springer

>>76532267
read my post, Starbucks won't touch it, Schultz burned too many local bridges

>>76532271
>Springer
Not deserving at all

>>76532267
Did you even try reading?

>>76532163
I'd try another Seattle-Based company. Maybe like Spirit or Starbucks. Something like that

>>76532290

wtf beltran should be there

>>76532281
>>76532295


He needs some goodwill in seattle

those fucking hipsters are too hip for gay ole starrys

>>76532325

Sprint is from kansas

>>76532344

damn i legit cant read

>>76532344
>>76532355
Is this the power of a UT education?

>>76532325
PEMCO and Zillow or also located in Seattle. they may be a good bet.

maybe Valve? They are one of the fastest growing local businesses.

>>76531886
Alaska Airfield

>>76532396
would we get those Ken Griffey N64 games on Steam

>>76532387
Yes

>>76532387
Remember when the retard couldn't comprehend that Brazil doesn't speak Spanish?

>>76532290
he's slugging .527 and is on pace for about 42 home runs. also terrific defensive center fielder and great in the clutch, so yeah, I'd say he's deserving.

>>76532501
I dont like springer

>>76532501
>Slugging Percentage is all that matters
Hicks and Garcia both have higher slugging percentages than him, and that doesn't include the loads of outfielders right behind him.
>Terrific defensive CF
He has a negative DRS
>Great in the clutch
So are loads of other players, this isn't specific to Springer, especially when considering his skill set

Brantley, Hicks, Gardner, Betts, Garcia, etc. are all more deserving than Springer. Astros fans don't seem to realize that Springer really isn't anything special.

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>>76532620
fair enough

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>>76531535
Springer n Correa n Altuve n Keuchel

you're welcome AL

>>76532644
I never said he was an all-time great or anything. But i mentioned slugging percentage because he leads the team with the best record in baseball. Also, his defensive stats are hurt because of the constant defensive shifts that the Astros use. DRS is already known as a bit of a meme stat anyway.
As far as his clutch factor, again, I'm not saying he's Cooperstown-caliber, but he's been a part of pretty much every big rally or come-from-behind win the Astros have had this year. He doesn't really hit for average, but he makes a lot of hard contact and useful outs.
I'm not saying he's the greatest player in the game, but you can't be this upset that one of the stars on the best team this year is getting a lot of votes.

>>76532468

Wait you guys told me they did?

Are they actually not Spanish??
Me so confusado

>>76531852
Guaranteed Rate Coliseum

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>>76531852
This is a double negative and people are speculating a name change

>>76532163
I legit named my field Nintendo Park in MVP 05 (back when the Astros were in the National League)

>>76532923

Did Biggio win the MVP?

>>76532957
no, my character did because he had like 102 homeruns lmao

>>76532799
Slugging Percentage is the most overrated standard offensive stats outside of batting average, so I don't know why you old it to such high regard. He leads the team in slugging percentage, but is fourth in OPS because he's only above average at getting on base, which is significantly more valuable than slugging percentage.
>but you can't be this upset that one of the stars on the best team this year is getting a lot of votes.
I have the right to voice my opinion when said player is taking a spot from several players that are more deserving than him. Springer is seventh in the AL in WAR among outfielders, with Gardner and Upton 0.1 behind him. Spring as an alternate would be fine, but he's not more deserving than Betts, Hicks, or Garcia even.

>4th round pick used on a 4yr college guy not even in BA 500
>2nd round pick used on college pitcher taken 100 spots above his ranking
Fire this FO

I can't wait for the Astros to regress just for the shitty ass Astros fans and their newtrips to fuck off this board.

>>76533046

dude just take all the methinals picks

>>76533053

this! fuck these newtrips

>>76533053
t. UT Transfer

>>76533011
Fair enough, I'm just saying that he's a good player and a fan favorite on a great team and it makes sense that he would start over a guy like, say, Khris Davis. Most Astros fans that I know aren't just stuffing the ballot either; they'll vote for guys they feel deserve it. They're not gonna vote Reddick or Bregman in as starters. It's not like last year's NL starting lineup.

>>76532990
>not finishing with an even 100
just who do you think you are

>>76533163

When I voted I didn't even put Springer, I put Marwin in OF

I put Perez in at catcher too

>>76525488
Forgot Gardner

>>76529095
>long swing
He's got a ridiculously compact swing for being 6'7

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>>76530930

As someone who has never watched baseball and doesn't know the rules what could you show to get hooked on it?

>>76533382
just look up Mike Trout boobs

>>76533382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=morFuOyaN2s

General hype video. Post-season baseball is the best baseball there is.

>>76533382
just google how the game is played and then watch some games. you pick it up as you watch.

the season is on right now, so its the perfect time to start watching.

>>76533417
>Rally >Rags

>>76533417
>2010-2014 playoff highlets
Just post Giants highlights at that point desu senpai

>Rizzo leading off

Lol the Cubs are in free fall

>drafting a kid from Alaska
>drafting a kid from Millville

I'm loving these meme picks.

>>76533404
I did this and couldn't find anything what does this mean?

>>76534299
It means it's your turn to grow boobs

Somebody please draw a Wojack with Mario hat on him with this mindless look because of being possesed by Mario

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Fuck these Astros newtrips

I've never even seen them in a Texans gamethread.

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>>76534386
Where do you think you are?

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>>76533382
>>76534386

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>>76534386
...Okay

>>76534513
>>76534467
He's in the right place

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I feel so fucking old right now

>>76534657
>not being born the 80s

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>the absolute shitshow of the Nationals clubhouse

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/nationals/the-nationals-arent-just-losing-games-with-their-bullpen-theyre-losing-their-players/

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>>76534657
>this year they're all younger than me

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>>76534789
>Oh hey nats
>I heard you need some help

>>76534789
>"We've done our job"

what a faggot. The manager is 100% right. This is professional baseball. Keep your foot on the pedal.

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>>76534789
>6 runs
>done our job

>scoring 6 runs is the equivalent of winning the game to the ninny league

>>76534789
I'm sorry, but I will never have sympathy for these millionaire players

need more than 6 runs? go hit 6 more faggot, that's your job

>>76534789

Do they not like scoring runs?

>Cubs have Rizzo leading off
>The Mets DL list is immediately filling up again

I feel as if its a man chained up in a water tank v. a cripple tonight

Viktor Robles for David Robertson and Anthony Swarzak

Who says no?

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>>76534789

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The White Sox drafted this kid who use to rock a Cubs uniform. I just enjoy the irony.

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pretty cool

>>76535899
no one cares

>>76535899
Nobody cares

>>76536004
I don't think I'm going to watch past Round 7, it's been pretty boring except for the Cards drafting Chad Pinder's brother

>>76535899

Does he molester children?

Jake Adams

>>76536004

Thanks for the (You), faggot.

>>76536035

Thanks for the (You), faggot.

>>76536058

It's cool seeing dudes you might know get drafted or dudes who went to your old stomping grounds. The White Sox love Louisville. They took Burdi last year and they just drafted the guy that took over for Burdi. Two picks later, they drafted another Louisville pitcher.

>>76536059

Nah bruh, that's Luke Heimlich. Must be something in that northwest water that they can't resist their own family members.

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>>76536335
no one cares

Kate Morrison @unlikelyfanatic 22m22 minutes ago
I've seen Evan Skoug (just picked by CWS) a few times - he's solid offensively, and can catch, though didn't overly impress me there.

>Kate Morrison
why the fuck does a woman have an opinion on a baseball player? she needs to stay quiet

>>76536399
wow

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>>76536383

Thanks for the (You), faggot.

Now, reply to this image. How envious does it make you feel?

>>76536582
trying way too hard

>>76536582
Not at all
The diamondbacks and angels were both formed and won rings before the cubs. It's more embarrassing that they took that long to do it

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>>76536611

>a non-response

Kek, you're fucking scared.

>>76536624

>I-I don't c-care that the Cubs w-w-won... Winning is b-bad...

Lmfao, what a fucking loser.

>>76536582
Your obsession with DG and you trying to emulate him is genuinely sad to me.

>>76536696
You'll never be DG soler, this is just painful to watch. At least mo'lester was smart enough to stop posting

>>76536696
>y-y-you didn't respond to me the way I wanted!
Funny how you're in here crowing about last year when while the Cubs were getting their asses beat last night you hid in the general instead of going into the gamethread. Fairweather to the bone.

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>>76536701

Where is there obsession and emulation? Pissboi is a newfag who has always been afraid to respond to me directly. He's a coward and has always, always been wrong about things, for goodness sake.

>>76536736

No one wants to be the sad show that is Pissboi / Molester / all the other trips he throws on. When my students act retarded, I let them in on a secret: "they're not laughing with you: they're laughing at you." The same applies to Pisslover.

>>76536745

How does one "hide" in the general? And how blind are you to not see my posts in the gamethread? You're seriously following my every move. Do you NOT understand how sad that is that you devote hours of time on the internet to follow what I do? Lmfao, you're ridiculous.

>>76536878
>And how blind are you to not see my posts in the gamethread?
Fucking kek. You posted once when the game started, and once when the game ended.
>You're seriously following my every move.
My team was playing your team, sperglord. Not hard to notice that the tripfag who talks the most shit in /mlb/ was conspicuously silent when his team was choking on dick.

Friendly reminder that I have a larger penis than Verlander

Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card game.

Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.

Daily reminder that the Orioles willingly took their entire 2016 season out of the hands of Zach Britton by not pitching him in the 2016 AL Wild Card game.

Daily reminder that the Dodgers willingly placed their entire 2017 season in the hands of Clayton Kershaw by starting him in the 2017 NL Wild Card game.

>>76536934
add Jeurys Familia for the Mets in 2016

>>76536878
>Literally dedicates his name to the biggest troll in /mlb/ history
>W-where's the obsession?
You're a faggot my man
>And how blind are you to not see my posts in the gamethread?
We've played the Cubs several times this year, and I have yet to see you actively post in a gamethread. I also sat in for the Yankee series (particularly the 18 inning game) and you didn't post once that entire series.

>>76536951
only one per year

>>76536917
But you have never used it

>>76537004
Your mother disagrees

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>>76536913

>I-I only know this because m-m-my team was playing yours. I d-don't know anything else, I s-swear, Soler.

Hahahaha, get the fuck out of here. It's no wonder that you're pissed off. It must have really stung when the Cubs lifted that trophy. After I demolished LGN and GKR (LGN had to leave, GKR got quiet), the Mets got boring to me. Again, stay irrelevant.

>>76536958

Dedicates how? You realize I never have to change my name because it's always there when I post? And you realize it says that Pissboi is my little bitch because he is? I called his ass out hard all last year and he ended up choking on my dick. He's still upset about it. In the meantime, I got to enjoy pic related while he sat in a corner crying.

Also, in all my years on /mlb/, I rarely ever post in gamethreads. This is documented and if you've been here long enough, you would know this. Inform yourself before speaking.

>>76536917
Does it have super model lips or pussy juice on it?

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>>76536878
>And how blind are you to not see my posts in the gamethread?
>>76537078
>I rarely ever post in gamethreads.

>>76537078
>Also, in all my years on /mlb/, I rarely ever post in gamethreads
Yes, we know. This is what we're calling you out for, you fucking retard. How can you type out so much and still say absolutely nothing?

>>76537108

>in the gamethread

>rarely ever post in gamethreads

Wow. I've actually done work with reading classes to assist students who have low literacy skills and I can tell you with assured certainty that you would fit right in.

>>76537111

I like how you're starting to shift the conversation away from what I proved. Now, you're grasping at something small.

>he doesn't post in g-gamethreads

Fucking hell, not many people do. What the hell does posting in gamethreads prove, if anything at all? It's also documented that I've been a devout Cubs fan since 2005, when I got into baseball. My loyalty has never wavered, through the bad and the good. You need to understand that your anger is irrational and confused.

Also, "we're"? You're one (1) insignificant piece of shit in the corner of the internet who is so upset you need to reply to me. "we're"? Lmfao.

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>>76537078
>And how blind are you to not see my posts in the gamethread?
>Also, in all my years on /mlb/, I rarely ever post in gamethreads.

>>76537208
>all of this damage control
Embarrassing. Trying to overcompensate with aggression is a pretty bad look, m8. People called you out for not posting in gamethreads and you lost your shit, even though it's true.

>cusb fans

>>76537078
>Dedicates how?
You serious? Your name is literally calling another tripfag your little bitch. That's some strange obsession.
>You realize I never have to change my name because it's always there when I post?
Your name used to be fuck man before the NLCS
>And you realize it says that Pissboi is my little bitch because he is? I called his ass out hard all last year and he ended up choking on my dick.
Why are you so excited that you "owned" someone on fucking 4chan. Why are you so proud when the person you "owned" has been a well established troll for like 2 years now? It's honestly just sad that you feel the need to commemorate it at all, let alone 9 months after the fact.

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Maybe the Nats will stop this painful 4 game slide tonight
>joe ross
Nevermind

>>76532034
At least it's not a URL like O.co and Jobing.com.

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Oh hey, Dusty

>cubes """"fans"""""

its a sperging tripfag ruins the thread episode

hell yeah, filtered

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>>76537225
see: literacy issues
>>76537208

>>76537237

Gamethread stuff was brought into this conversation several posts in and you're trying to claim this was the basis of the conversation? Do you not see the error in this logic? Lmfao, just leave because you can't regain any dignity at this point.

>>76537263

>Your name is literally calling another tripfag your little bitch

This is a fact. Also, Fuck Man was the name for years until it became more than evident that Pissboi indeed is my little bitch. Again, I never have to mess with that text box, so the name has remained for a while now and I don't plan on changing it. So, feel free to hand out some (You)'s every time I'm on here. I don't mind, either way.

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>Cubs draft a guy from MIT

Future front office guy, for sure.

>responding to Soler
>any year

>>76535282
Nats or it's taken. Sox would jump all over that.

>this fucking retard who can't read or write coherently
jeez

Soler and BAJP are the worst unironically retarded trips on this board. At least BAJP hasn't posted in awhile though. Soler just calls everyone else retarded to try and hide the fact that he's the one on the spectrum.

>>76537375
He was banned

>>76537375
Add mo'Lester to that list and you have the Chicago Axis of Stupid.

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you guys ready to watch based toronto try and fail to make .500 again?

DG is funny. Soler is just sad we know you're m'Lester, it's so obvious you're trying to be DG so bad for attention. Without a trip nobody would know who you are.

>>76537404
See: unironically retarded

I don't want to believe that mo'Lester wasn't an act. He was just too stupid.

>>76537397
Perma? For what?

>>76537448
For actually liking aj pierzynski

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>they don't have the balls to respond to me

LMFAO

Keep choking on the Cubs cock.

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76537464
>P-please d-don't stop giving me (You)s g-g-guys :(

>>76537441
It was this guy >>76537464 trying to emulate the DG persona info the cuckago fanbase.

>cubs fan likes watching men sucking cock
not surprised

>>76537448
being an idiot, posting /pol/ shit
He hasn't been seen in over a week so don't know if it's perma

>>76537430
SOLER was never mo. Only a few people believe in the joke that it wasnt DG impersonating a Cubs fan.

>>76537397

Wait....

So theres hope......

that I can be the worst trip??

I'm still not sure I can even break top 5

>>76537748
In order to be the worst trip, you actually have to be here a long time. You'll be gone once the Astros start to come back down to Earth.

>>76537939

...But that already happened....

The real question is, why dont I ever see those fake texans fans wooston and spaceman in texans game threads

>rizzo batting leadoff
>happ 2nd
>schwarber seeing the field
>la stella still in AAA

joe maddon really is a meme manager

>Blue Jays have drafted the sons of Roger Clemens, Vladimir Guerrero, Craig Biggio, and Dante Bichette

>>76538145
Did you just say CRAIG BIGGIO????

>>76538145

>2 astros legends

wtf im a blowgay now

Red Sox vs Phillies
>>76538281
>>76538281
>>76538281

mest-cubes
>>76538350
>>76538350
>>76538350

>>76537602
Hello Soler. The jig is up. Rest in piss

http://www.strawpoll.me/13183771

Rizzo just hit a leadoff HR lmao

wew russ got heem

Lol the Diamondbacks are fucking pathetic

>>76538550
Are they supposed to be up by more than two runs?

>>76538640
>2017
>Bunting

It's unprofessional. Goldschmidt should get 95 to the head tonight.

>>76538694
Score on Greinke.

>>76538720
This autist is grunting after every pitch

>>76538694
It's the Ninny League, its what they do

Also Gronk always grunts, the 15 ASG picked it up the best

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>the decrepit and humiliated shithole of Leaveland Ohio

At this rate, the Rockies will have Reynolds, Arenado, and Blackmon in the top 5 for MVP. Senzatela is almost a lock for top 5 in Cy voting and Freeland isnt far behind. Holland will be closer of the year and Hoffman will win rookie of the year. Budd Black is already a lock for best manager this year.

Amazing how my Rockies got so good. We wont be stoped any time soon.

>>76538798
Californian Tax payers are about to have to pay 21k more a year in income taxes

>>76538812
>Senzatela is almost a lock for top 5 in Cy voting
my autism is triggered rn

Wheeler's gonna blow it isn't he

>>76538858
His elbow or the game?

>>76538888
nah dude he meant ur mom

>>76538888
I was thinking the game, but those quads have raised the pot

>>76537992
>because I'm a multisport faggot, everyone else is
wew

FUCK THE CUBS AND FUCK SOLER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE