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INTERNATIONALS

Canny wait to see the Highlosers highland jig kek

Cant let another thread 404 lads.
Fuck NBA who cares.

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Highlanders starters

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Lions

landers

Daily reminder:
Blues > Loins > Poosaders

>>76523809
>no All Blacks vs Samoa listed

End ApeHoop.

>>76524371
2nd post dipshit.

*quickly dabs*

acestream for the game tonight lads?

I'm about to combine a dab and a bump into one action.

*dabumps*

>>76524713
my wife did that on camera the other day

>>76524699
Absolutely.

>>76524765

Thanks m8 ur a real human being.

>>76524735
*dumps*

>>76524350
Blues > Lions > Provincial Barbarians > Poosaders

Just dabbed in the missus if you catch my drift

Lions by 10 2bh lads.

*awakes*

smith will start for the all blacks

Anyone know what tje Highlanders are pulling pre-match?

>>76525121

I'm pulling it to the Highlanders pre-match lad.

doing my highlander victory dance shortly lads

>>76525121
Unconfirmed reports that Aaron Smith has taken to the handicap bathroom stall an unidentified female.

Rumour has it that it is just for a pre-game discussion though

>>76525382

Aaron Smith is in Auckland with the All Blacks training camp lad.

who Team 8:30am booze?

>>76525461
Just you, dirtbag.

>>76525461

5am bloody mary's before the America's Cup this morning.

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Rugby.

>>76525491
good post

>>76525497
Thanks.

What's a Highland haka look like lads?

>tfw my red socks dont fit me anymore

>>76525503
Go buy some more red socks then dumbass

Scotland

>>76525503
>>76525525

The warehouse is only selling red socks up to size 10. WTF are supposed to buy them for normal people?

>>76525549
>tfw coconuts have small feet

For ourselves, ah yeah, well I'm pleased, you know, that the boat is going so well but we, ahhh you know, have a lot more left in the tank. Certainly I'd like to ahhh, you know, thank the shore crew.

>>76525531
Highlanders are more Scottish than the Lions, so who you supporting?

>>76525580
>It's literally like you are just down at the pub with him having a chat about a boat

Bloody great kiwi 2bh

>>76525580
Yeah definitely.

>>76525580

Full credit to the shore crew.

>>76525655
Yeah nah definitely*

Get it right mate

>the lions have doyd more of their own than all the kiwis have united
The state of weak brit players 2bh

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/cropping/93616500/avocado-prices-have-surged-to-750-but-hope-is-around-the-corner

lads

Updated:

For ourselves, ah yeah, well I'm pleased, yea nah definitely, that the boat is going so well but we, ahhh you know, have a lot more left in the tank. Certainly I'd like to ahhh, you know, thank the shore crew, full credit to them for getting us out on the water today.

>>76525617
Still got to be Lions desu mate
I enjoy SH seething too much

>>76525688
Fucking national crisis.

>>76525697
The thing is vs domestic teams you only get a fifth of the county (if that depending on the region playing) upset and depending on the region most are pretty realistic about if they will win or not.

So if you want SH seething you have to beat the AB's 2bh.

>>76525697
No one will seethe unless it's the ABs 2bh. I personally enjoyed watching the crusaders buckle, and i like the Highlanders, but don't really give af if they lose. Maori ABs will be a tour highlight, dont miss that one.

B L U E S
E
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T H E

L O I N S

That sealord advert is pretty touching 2bh
Dad trying to do right by his daughter.

>>76524142
As much as I like to see the Highlanders win, I don't fancy their chances much with this line-up

*seethes internally*

Hope the Lions coulda doyd Fekitoa 2bh.

*rolls up sleeves*

stream link

http://www.vipbox.live/rugby/481813/1/highlanders-vs-british-&-irish-lions-live-stream-online.html

if anyone has a rugbypass stream link that'd be awesome

Not much hope for the Landers, but I think the Chiefs and/or Canes will do a number on the Lions.

>>76525752
i'd feed my daughter fish, if you catch my drift ;)

omega 3, good for learning
>>76524142
skeptical about this, anyone want to grab a brew at Carousel and debrief lads

>>76525993
The canes will lose by a large margin

Looking forward to Biggar's kicking autism 2bh.

*does a Scottish haka*

>>76525962
I cycled through the list of links and every one of them seems to be British commentary.

Anyone got kiwi commentary stream?

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>>76526051
>Kiwi commentary

>>76526051
I wish I had one for you. I'm asking too.

Is this cultural appropriation?

*claymores*

*lifts kilt*

>>76526062
It's either Kiwi, Oz, or nothing

muh sword

got a bit of a claymore here myself lads

Better Angus than the frog lads

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>8-1
time for utu

Missus got the Full 80™ on the claymore last night lads.

Already doing better than the poosaders.

>Fekitoa

>Lions penalised for off side 5 mins in
Shit what will they do now, their entire defence strategy is blown out of the water

why do islander players never offload or pass when they need to lads

asking for a friend

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>le glory hound and never pass man
enjoy never making the all blacks ever again fekitoa

>>76526138
lel

>>76526147
At the game in Christchurch last week he fucked up like 5 seconds in, the look on his face was great

Feels good to be back boys

HIGH OCTANE LADS

Stop kicking it like they want. Jesus literally playing it into their hands

Execute all namefags.

>>76526147
He plays like a young Nonu, but lacking the same penetration

>>76526201
Nonu didn't run sideways like he does. As far as I'm aware Nonu didn't beat his wife either so it's a bit hard to compare them

>>76526215
yeah nonu only beat other players the good lad

>>76526215
Is women beating the second most popular sport in New Zealand.

based whitelock

I'm scared to move my baby to his cot lads. he might wake up and ill miss the game. What should i do?

>>76526238
smother it with a pillow

>>76526238
If it cries, just shake it.

1st try is short, great call by Angus to call that. Most refs wouldn't have backed themselves then.

*drops the ball*
what did they mean by this?

Haha faggot

*dabs*

>>76526254

This. He did well. Based SH even runs the reffing side of rugby.

>>76526254
No appeal from the Lions would have helped

Based Angus 2bh. Stand by my call that he is a great ref, don't get why Lions lads had a hate up for him.

>>76526255
>>The British and Irish Lions have played 3 games so far
>>Only scored a total of 2 tries
What did they mean by this

>>76526238
Just flush the toilet mate. Stop being a dirty cunt.

>Yah hoo hooooo
t. Naholo

*gets counter rucked*
what did they mean by THIS?

The big dont argue

thats what you get for taking the driving maul

NAGOATLO

WHY

SUCKY

NAH

HOLE

OH

NAHOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Blues > Highlanders > Lions > Barbarians > Crusaders

2ez gg

HEEM SLEEPY

wew

Any super rugby team that can't beat the lions should just be renamed and relocated to tauranga

knocked that cunt out lads

lmao he got rekt

Damn, look at the spit fly from his mouth in that tackle.
>>76526375

>tfw can see the stadium from my house
>tfw not watching the game

who here /devilish/?

COCONUTTED

>>76526359
Agreed.

Obstruction desu

>>76526371
Oh boy! We get Crusaders?!

>>76526381
i think i can almost see it but am still watching it on tv

>>76526359
this, but in reverse

>>76526371
>Pooranga Poosaders
Poofect.

>>76526391
Yep and the Hurricanes

Based Angus telling the wife beater to not fight

gardner is quickly becoming one of my favourite refs

>>76526399
its the baY OF PLENTY STEAMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111(ONE!!!!!!!!!!!1)

Can't remember GES ever posting a serious opinion

Any person posting unironically with a trip or name should be relocated to Paparua Prison

Shit defending lmao

reminder that the crusaders are still the best team in the country and they just got refball and bad luck

>>76523809
Just woken up

how's the match ladz

*dabs*

I usually give Bigger a hard time but he did well there

Great game

>>76526429
10-10 level

>>76526437
anyone had a particularly good game so far?

>>76526429
Excellent best game so far of the tour as you should expect and the Lions start to link together

>>76526429
It's a cracker 10-10

>>76526442
naholo and whitelock

Was hoping for a meme game like poosaders but this is bretty gud

>>76526442

Gardner.

>>76526450
on the loins side?

>>76526423
Love how your country relies on refball and luck to stay relevant on the world stage
Mccaw said it himself - without the rugger nz would have nothing to offer
Do you even have any exports anymore? (Apart from coconut journeymen)

>>76526454
some lad got HEEMed by naholos shoulder
couldnt tell you anything more

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Hey guys, Paul here from Driving Maul, I heard the people here know a bit about rugby, why don't you come over and have chat about rugby with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEuCfAnv6Qg&t=15s
https://drivingmaul.com/

RIP le autism man

>>76526454
One guy tried to tackle Naholo and doyd himself, I can't remember his name but then he can't either.

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Will Gatland make the call that saves the Lions?

>>76526456
based seething bong is here lads

>>76526465
what did he look like

>>76526456
>seething

who here drinking /doublebrown/?
>>76526456
>the country of the canterbury crusaders

>>76526456
t. Bitter NZ is more successful than his "strong" "naval" "country" at sailing than his country

>pick Payne
>feel the Pain

>>76526456
>shit at cricket
>shit at football
>shit at rugby
>absolute state of english sports

>>76526471
a british bloke I think

who here /lions/?

>>76526471
It was Lawes if the app is to be trusted

>>76526486
was he a fatty

>>76526465
He actually moyta doyd

>>76526471
extremely british

tall dark skinned with curly black hair

>>76526475
>being stuck in the 19th century

We have engines now retard

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>>76526471

>>76526485
>l u x e m b o u r g

Is Scott McLeod autistic?

Tevita Li on All Blacks watch

>>76526499
B I T T E R
R
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I
S
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>>76526490
kek lawes proving once again he can't big hit anything bigger than a 10

>>76526505
> E X P A T

>>76526485
based Colgate, how's the waffle business lad

>>76526513
He ran straight into Naholo's shoulder

is tuilagi gonna play for da loins at some point?

>lions try to maul
>4 Highlanders players stop the entire forward pack in their tracks

What is the point of the fat forwards again?

>>76526510
Having a blinder

>>76526525
their maul has been getting fucked all night

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Why isn't he playing again?

>>76526523
nah m8 too busy injuring himself for dat sweet free cash

Biggar on better than Sexton watch

>>76526532
hasnt played super rugby in a while

>>76526485
>through to the semis (unlike the antipodeans)
>U20s world champs
>3-0 series win incoming

Do Luxembourg even play any sports?

>poosaders

>>76526513
Should have had launchbury instead

>Eastside Mario's
what on earth

>>76526540
S E E T H I N G

>>76526473
>Not drinking diesel

>>76526540
luxembourg s e e t h i n g right now

>>76526517
not busy enough to not drink all day
any hype for maori abs? are the loins feilding their b team

>>76523809

>The absolute state of British ads

Why have these cunts got He-Man and Skeletor dancing for a supermarket chain? Ptetty fucking queer lads

*throws poo at the britcunts*

HAHA seeeeething

>>76526558
S A F F A
A
F
F
A

>>76526560
tfw too poor for diesel

>>76526569
;(

>>76526560

Billy Mavericks > Diesel

>>76526568
we have better ones, just need to sort the shit from the gold lad

>>76526586
Clearly not from Dunedin

Luxembourg > Saffa > seething pom

>>76526594
billt mavs are all over the place in dunners

>>76526564
Maori ABs game will be a ripsnorter lad. Their backline is lethal.

>>76526594

See >>76526599 you spoon

>>76526598

Luxembourg > Saffa > seething pom > seething jew

>>76526540
>>through to the semis
how did your last world cup go?
>>U20s world champs
lel you cant win a cup without a handicap
>>3-0 series win incoming
didnt you lose to the blues? or are you talking about irrelevant tests without your full squad?
>Do Luxembourg even play any sports?
see
>>76526514

>>76526538
Lomu's corpse unironically prolly still has more brain cells than sexton, and his joints prolly work better as well

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You may only reply to this post if your team has beaten the Lions in 2017.

fjfkfhgk

>>76526623

*does Blues haka*

>>76526623
crusaders fan here posting against your strict instructions

>>76526623
lots of Cantabrians in the barbarians squad :)

>>76526617
Luxembourg > hue > saffa > seething Israeli > seething pom 2bh

O FLOWER
F

S
C
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Rename and relocate the whole of the South Island to Tauranga

>fekitoa

nice kick faggot

>>76526633
They didn't win you filthy little casual.

>>76526623
we'll find out

>>76526599
>>76526611
True, but only fuckboys drink them

>Fekitoa contesting the high ball
My wheelchair bound retarded cousin could jump higher

>>76526645
it was a moral victory for the lads you smelly insect
never fucking reply to me again

>coconuts

>>76526640
>implying pooricanes wont job

is there anything better than jealous ABC tears lads?

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>>76526657

>>76526619
>still holding on to the world cup meme

check the rankings desu, we've improved a bit since then

where's luxembourg out of interest?

>>76526657
>never reply to me again
The post clearly stated don't reply if your team hasn't beaten the Lions. You are obviously a seething downtrodden poosaders fan and had no business replying in the first place, your team having lost in embarrasding fashion to the Lions just 3 days ago.

>>76526683
hello harry

>Sinckler
idiot

>image being so dense that after being told hundreds of times about a poster that you still don't get it

>>76526692
what did he do desu

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>>76526678
>check the rankings

>>76526692
actually it's not as stupid, just FSP being slightly slow

>>76526700
based fucking blues year guy

>>76526619
s e e t h i n g
e
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i
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g

>>76526707
Yeah he is a Highlanders supporter so he would be stoked

>>76526707
I wish.

>>76526700
England would unironically beat all Super Rugby teams desu, try again

>Lowlanders

Even the Brumbies could beat the lions

>>76526710
L U X E M B O U R G is always seething, no change there

>>76526666
Poosaders tears are pretty good
WWWWWWWWWWWWL

>>76526725
Our third string literally beat the Jaguares

>>76526678
>where's luxembourg out of interest?

>be english
>be illiterate
see once again
>>76526514

>>76526739
>one L that means absolutely nothing
It was a shit game, I'll give you that, but the Crusaders are still undefeated in Super Rugby, and this clearly makes you very cross

>>76526739
personally I'm a fan of the >WWWWWWWWWWWW

>>76526744
kek, luxembourg back at it again with the literally what insults

>trying this hard
>not answering where luxembourg are in the rankings (because they're trash at all sports not sure why you're on this board desu)
>b-but muh expats?!
kek

highlanders a shit

*wipes face triumphantly*

Based Breadman

>right now, poosaders fans are cheering for the Lions, hoping their southern neghbours will also join the "couldn't fucking beat the Lions" club
Disgusting 2bh.

>>76526742
third string is generous

>Hey mate I'm actually a kiwi expat
>Nah your just seething hurdur what's your country even good for

Brits on least intelligent /rug/ posters watch

>>76526765
no I'm cheering for the highlanders because they're fellow new zealanders
it's fucking cringeworthy with these gay regional rivalries that (I presume) freshies have been forcing the last 2 seasons, even divegrass posters aren't this bad

>>76526755
>b-b-but you are your flag
over half the country are foreigners you silly autist

>>76526773
some of us are quite dumb lad, there are some who aren't absolute states though

>>76526781
all true fans are crusaders fans desu

>the dilapidated hamlet of southern rugby
Have YOU thanked God you're a North Islander today lads?

>>76526781

This. I despise Otago and the Highlanders but there's no way I wouldn't cheer for them tonight.

>>76526788
muh L U X E M B O U R G

seething once again

I can't hear you you're language is too gutteral and disgusting

>>76526788
get me a job there m8

"In these parts"

>lions are yet to win a game by double digits

M Y S I D E S
Y
S
I
D
E
S

>>76526781
You sound like a really top guy, did you cheer for the Blues?

>Fucky-toe-a

>'''destructive winger''' naholo flattened by Biggar
top lyl

shamefur dispray

>>76526809
Yes, like every non-autist in this country

TRY!

>>76526781
>gay regional rivalries
>freshies
The "gay regional rivalry" between Auckland and Canterbury has existed since before your mother shat you out, you little fucking turd.

lol soft lads

>>76526820
Lying piece of shit.

Lions getting exposed by trying to play running rugby.

The only way they can win is by getting saved by French refs who slow the game

>the most dangerous lead

>>76526781
>tolerating the blues
no thanks la

>>76526799
>english
>delusional and blind
all checks out desu

nice scrum '''''reffing''''

>>76526825
This 2bh.

They are as old as *insert high school A* v *insert high school 1* in your home town that's been going on for near a hundred years

BASEDlanders

>>76526852
That's more like it.

>>76526853
>luxembourg
>attempting to fool me with his good goym tricks

try again, fag

Imagine getting BTFO so hard you target one poster over and over again and keep embarrassing yourself

>>76526878
>BTFO
>l u x e m b o u r g

heh, nice try kid

Angus Gardner's back in my good books kads. Very solid refereeing today.

NICE KEK

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>claims to be an expat with a job >posting on a match thread at 11am

>>76526731
Rare

Jackson-Hohepa?

>>76526904
Fresh

Landers will win it by a droppie. Screencap this post.

>>76526902
Holy fuck you're cancerous
Do you actually watch rugby?

>>76526904
New

>>76526910
He popped in for the bandwagon, got embarrassed by the expat, held a grudge and hasn't left since.

>>76526921
>based kiwiborg strikes again

>muh set piece dominance
Nice one Haskell

>>76523809
Loins have won again

r-right?

99 call

scrumrape

*has scrum demolished*
*seethes*

>>76526933
still 7 min to go, game is tight

GODlanders

>lions scrum gets its shit pushed in again
>They start a scrap again

Trash composure from a trash collection of countries

>>76526909
*kicks penalty*

BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS! BANKS!

>>76526943
sinckler is a good lad though

>he has such a crap job he cant watch rugby and shitpost

hope youre enjoying your tuesday night kiwibros

One point lead with 6 to play

BASED FUCKING MARTY BANKS DOES IT AGAIN

>Highlanders lie all over the ball in the tackle
>no maul formed at all
>scrum Highlanders
making me think

>>76526954
>thick luxembourg still trying to claim he's a kiwi

why are you lying to yourself?

>>76526921
>got embarrassed
Expat is getting flustered about the cricket world cup when NZ can't even beat Bangladesh

>>76526957
But what is winning the game right now mate?

>>76526943
Happens every match. Despicable

>>76523809
fuuuuck

>>76526962
>get btfo in the rugby
>switch to cricket chat
Kek

>>76526962
We are shit at cricket, who gives a fuck if we don't do well.

>>76526973
Expat brought up cricket

Thats a big kick...

huh

How retarded do you need to be to attempt a penalty from that distance in Dunedin.

Should have kicked for touch.

>>76526980
4 U 2 miss

Is this the worst lions tour so far?

Great fucking effort

>>76526980
he's hit kicks that far away before

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What elevation are the Highlanders at?

IT'S ALL OVER

>>76526986
Too early to tell. But it's been good except for the Crusaders game.

The remaining games should be good.

Hahahahaha

2-2
How's that tour going lads?


Hahahahaha

>the city of >us

drop goal time

>>76526997
Sea level

kek at least I can laugh at this.

The springboks would have gotten a hiding.

>>76527005
*dabs*

nothing to see here, move along

>>76526997
-250m
Dunedin is a hole

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

how did the crusaders lose to this shitshow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Best Lions team in decades

Fucking well done Landers
love Blues

Fuck, I forgot this match on bru pool

>>76526359
>>76526359

10s who are done:
Farrell
Sopoaga
10s in glorious ascension:
Biggar
Banks

>>76527020
By not scoring any tries.

GATLAND OUT

post game review:

they all looked miserable.

>>76527020
Made me think

>>76527020

Even if they go undefeated and win Super Rugby this year they will never live down losing to these shit cunts