>No one is particularly alpha.
>Everyone tries to shortcut their way to success without going through the lumps.
>All the players are soft-spoken and autistic, except Draymond who's a loudmouth donkey
>Most entitled team in NBA history
>The """face"" of the franchise is a spoiled rich mullatto kid who never knew anything close to a struggle in life. If he never made it into the NBA, he would've been JUST fine as his dad made $42.8 million in his career
>His "splash" brother is another rich kid of a millionaire basketball player who tries too hard to act like a spacey pothead, but really is covering up the fact he has absolutely no fucking personality besides being a fucking spacey pothead
>Their """""defensive""""" anchor is a loud-mouth nigger piece of shit who talks a lot of shit but rarely backs it up and the only reason why anyone pays attention to him is because his teammates bail him out since he has no offensive game
>Their newest free agent acquisition is a bitch and coward of the highest order, betraying the very principles we all hold dear in the world by being a fucking traitor
>Their coach is a loudmouth SJW who can't keep his fucking mouth shut when it comes to things that don't involve basketball. Let's see how he would react if any of his family members got killed by terrorists.
Not to mention this might be the most millennial team of all fucking time, and everyone fucking hates millennials. Absolutely nothing of value will be lost when this team is contracted from the NBA.
Best autistic cry baby post ever. Well done.
>>76522605
this, op is a spaz and has been spazing out for months
>when you cry out so much salt that it becomes a wall of gibberish
Durant is GOAT.
I hate the rest of this team though. Love the Cavs except Korver and Williams.
>The Land is having a Earthquake of Mad
>>76522535
lel I posted it again
>>76522535
stay mad, Gen X
>hating yourself
You're a millennial too, dipshit.
>LAUGH AT THE CAVS THREAD FULLY JUSTIFIABLE FOR THE NEXT YEAR
AHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76522795
Try Gen Y
>>76522912
there's no such thing
you are either Gen X or a millennial. the Millennials are Gen Y
>>76522535
Fucking millennials
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD
TIME TO KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
YES!!!!!
>there are people in Gen X that post in /sp/
start a family already
James won 2 rings on a superteam. That's still more than Durant. Blame James for starting the superteam trend.
>>76522938
When people call the Warriors the Millennials, they're really talking about gen Z.
4chan is probably made up of like 75% Gen Y.