OFFICIAL METS VS CUBS GAMETHREAD

Well, hello, niggers.

sup. let's kick some cusb ass.

Hahaha time for division comeback while putting the Cubs under .500

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ded thread
ded fanbase
ded soul

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Ready for a nightmare series, Cusb fans?

i'll take it

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Just gonna leave these here. 4 game win streak imminent.

>lackey

aw fuck here we go

>.548 OBP
what the fug

>heyward

i love that leaping negro

>>76513950
>loves le gidp man

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>>76513882
I've been really busy lately and haven't been able to follow the Cusb live.

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>all those cheers for Yo
lovin it

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>>76513976
hell yea. good to see him back.

>>76513976
god damn what an ugly fuck

he looks like a keebler elf fucked a troll

>>76514010
>judging other men based on appearance
something you wanna tell us?

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>>76514010
holy shit you're right.

well, the gift of 500 foot dingers is not always bestowed on the pretty.

Wow

Rosario please

>reyes
top kek

amed IN
cabrera and reyes OUT

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>>76514017
how fucking insecure are you bitch boy? only a closet faggot is blind to male beauty

for fucks sake wtf was that clusterfuck.

>>76514085
lol
>>76514086
i take it back actually, that was reyes' ball. think cabrera is overcompensating for his shit defense lately

Walker is the only one who knows how to play defense on this infield. Rosario can't come soon enough.

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>>76514100
stay gay faggot

>baez

What's up cusb isn't this supposed to be the first year of your dynasty

>>76514140
Numbah One, have you been using some sort of performance enhancing Borg nanomachines lately? Something about you seems... different.

>>76514179
we're going with the jints package dynasty. every other year. last year was the first year obviously

>>76514115
Walker and Reyes and Duda you mean. Duda doesn't have much range but he's extremely surehanded.

At least he did something good.

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BASED assdribble making up for the error

Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN Cabrera IN

Lucky son of a bitch

>lackey

it is far past time to take this fucking horse behind the old woodshed and put a bullet in it

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BASED ASSDRIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!

also who is this girl? i've seen her at every single home game. all she does is play on her phone and yap to her friends.

>>76514271
Unfortunatley there arnt any options besides him right now

>>76514301
We'll trade you harvey for bryant

>>76514345
I think you mean castro for syndergard

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>>76514345
delete this

>>76514345
>a fat autist for an MVP

sold. write up the paperwork

>not challenging that

>damn, Kris Bryant runs like THAT

neil walker is such a good defender. we're so lucky we were able to resign him

Cubs would be vastly improved if they cut Zobrist and Lackey this very second

>>76514531
lmao why are white guys so bad at baseball

>>76514546
Bryant must be like 1/15th Cuban

top kek, keith talkin bout being high and driving

>we all totally know, keith

>yo still hobbling
such is life

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>tfw NL MVP

SHOOT LACKEY

EVERY GAME YOU START HIM YOU WILL LOSE

JESUS FUCK

Can't stop apologizing

BBRUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im going to end my life

Hitting is shit, pitching is shit. Fucking hell cubs

Theo please trade Rizzo for midrelief and a starter

Disgusting

>>76514699
Ree

>>76514727
Who in the fuck told you it was okay to comment on my post

>>76514699
>trading a young white star in the MLB

nigga where do you think the money comes from

Kris Bryant is the best position player in the national league

deCum

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>>76514795
u mad

What's Maddon's plan anymore?

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>>76514782
no that's votto
also freeman is better and probably goldschmidt too

Rate this plan:

Rosario IN
Cabrera IN
Flores IN
Reyes OUT
Bonilla IN

>>76514835
has anyone ever been this objectively wrong?

>>76514835
Bottle is the only one on your list the others are on drugs

>>76514864
Votto is OBJECTIVELY the best position player in the National League.

>>76514883
i find your objectivity quite subjective

>>76514883
He cant even play average defense

KKK

degrom pitch count is much better in contrast this time around.

>>76514863
>Implying Bonilla shouldn't play all 9 positions
Bitch needs to earn his money

>>76514863
BASED

Dfa lackey when

>>76514831
Plan did you say plan

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ASSDRIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope lackey blows out his arm again, whiny faggot

who /assdribbleIN2018/ here

It's such a love hate relationship with him now

>Lackey yelling

For what, ducking hard?

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>>76514943
RIGHT FUCKING NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Michael Conforto is the best player in baseball.

>>76514835
Why didnt they win mvp then?

It's over fly the W

is david wright even good anymore?

>I know implying him being healthy is even possible

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>cusb

>>76514988
>why didn't votto win mvp

cube lifelongs ladies and gentlemen

10 games out of the wild card spot...enjoy your playoff mets

>>76515019
What is context you autist

>>76515007
He hit pretty well in 2015 and slightly less well but still well above average in the short time he was here 2016, and that was playing while not anywhere near healthy. However even if he manages to play again his defense will never be what it was and that was a big part of his value.

Machado is basically nu hispanic Wright

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>>76515062
>mfw the Wilpons die
>mfw Machado and Otani in 2018

HOLY SHIT STOP HITTING INTO DOUBLE PLAYS MOTHER FUCK!!!

At the game right now and god damn
>CUSB

>>76515058
>"I-I was w-wrong"
>"n-no the other person is actually at fault here"

>>76515086
B O N I L L A
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>>76515100
Whatever you wanna believe little buddy :^)

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>KKKKris Bryant

>>76515113
Why doesn't reddit understand that contract was favorable to the team? Lump sums are more money than annual payments

>>76515142
the miami tripfag yesterday was arguing that the stanton contract was better than the bonilla contract

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i know it's early but i couldn't wait to post.

>>76515086
You seem to be confused. We're talking about New York, not New York

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>>76515156
>>76515142
i-its not a-a mistake to pay g-geriatric man millions of dollars a year

>>76515098
pics or it didnt happen

>>76515156
the stanton contract is worse than the wright contract, I actually feel bad for fish and chips fans

>the shitcongo cubes are 0-4 against the mets in playoff games
>the shit congo cubes JUST passed the mets in world series championships even though they're an original 16 team

What did the Shitcongo Cubes mean by this? I mean, congrats on the title and all, but still.

>>76515185
It's really not when the total money you're paying him is less than it would be if he had wanted it all at once, which all players do because it's literally more money. He probably didn't trust himself to not go Mike Tyson and blow it all at once

the cubs need to stop getting btfo. All I do is shitpost once they start getting rekt

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already back to the DL

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>>76515246
you're talking about the cusb, sir. they got rekt for 108 years. this is a surprise, why?

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>Cespedes subbed

Cespedes isn't actually healthy is he

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oh for fucks sake. cespedes limping around again.

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>>76515284
Current eries champs mest tripfaggot. Something you havent ever seen

>we'll never see CeSpeedes again

Cusb prepare your anus, CGSO inevitable

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>walk a player to set up the DP
7D chess

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>>76515311
umm. what?

>i was alive in 1986

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>>76515344
Thats even worse desu

>being this old and posting on a srilankan basket weaving forum

Only 4 more picks till the Mets choose

>>76515385
$10 says it's a college or prep school pitcher

>>76515311
>face a real team in the playoffs
>get swept

makes you consider things more closely

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>the city of zobrist

>>76515403
Hows it feel that that was the mets only shot at a ws? those pitchers will never all be healthy again and some of them suck already

>>76515424
>getting dominated by degrom as we speak

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>2 for 35

>>76515543
eh

I saw them win the world series. Take solace beating john lackey and finishing third in the east

>>76515583
>cubes fans already living in the past
my sides

I miss the WS. Why couldn't we win metsbros?

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>>76515593
>current champions
>the past

>>76515607
shit defense/bullpen

oh hell yeah. he was out.

Gay. Fucking Russell.

didn't this dude beat his gf or something

>>76515693
wifebeater

>>76515701
fake news

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*strikes you the fuck out*

apologize cube fans

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>>76515758
i think this is actually his season low in Ks, getting a lot of grounders in this game

i'll certainly take it tho

>>76515784
*grounds you out*

>cusb defense

Why did Theo trade Castro

>>76515918
Because russel is (was) better than him

>>76515758
deCum is Cum

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>Cespedes "sore left heel"
oh thank god

>>76515971
wrong

They meant to say achilles

Cmon Cubs

>>76515955
>cube """banter"""

>>76515971
Do you believe that?

this ump blows

robots when

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>8 IP

david peterson

David Peterson

LHP

>>76516065
when media hacks stop talking about "the spirit of the game" and other such bollocks

>internet died right before the Gints picked and can barely load the stream right now

Why are we drafting a pitcher 1st round? Do we have any 3B prospects?

>>76516263
cause our late innings bullben is generally shit except for blevins and reed.

>>76516263
>Why are we drafting a pitcher 1st round?
insurance
>Do we have any 3B prospects?
not really, unless you count wilmer flores

>>76516263
wright still has a nice long career ahead of him

>>76516263
you don't draft for positions, you draft the best players

ah, just noticed this game was moving very fast. get ready for time waste non-stop pitching change shenanigans.

>>76516309
S-shut up

marcos molina is healthy and good now so I don't really care about this draft pick
molina is the future

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nice insurance

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>cusb

>cubes

reyes did something!

I want to fucking murder Joe

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is he, dare i say it, back?

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*laughs at the cubes*

>3.4%

Is this the start of the ground ball revolution?

>>76516666
You said it, Mega Satan.

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COMPLETE GAME

holy shit that feels good to say

gg mestsfags

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*completes the game*

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FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!

METS WIN

4 in a row. Time for a division run

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O shit
Its happening

>116 pitches
call me paranoid, or shell-shocked, but this smells like "season-ending injury" to me

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TSUUUUUUUU

GG Mest

We're coming for that ass tomorrow.

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>>76516759
Have we started the apple?

I'm going to my first game of the season tomorrow, so if the Mets lose their winning streak, blame me.

>>76516877
I'll hold you to it

>>76516877
i'll blame lester prolly, but you'll be a close second

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>>76516869
THE APPLE RISES

Wait so are we doing 6 man now? I'd rather Harvey just get sent down to AAA

>>76517271
harvey was decent his last start. 6 man also puts less strain on everyone

>>76517320
Harvey was lucky his last start. He can't place pitches for shit anymore