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First for shit sport.

*flies away*

Crosby likes men

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First for 3pete.

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

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Is he Cell key material?

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Where my /b2b/ niggas

A-Avs

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>tfw Devils fan

Who we picking #1 overall? Leaning Nico for now

>>76511692
Nolan is too elite

>>76511673
I really wish Crosby and Malkin grew mullets. Bring it back!

>pens gonna have around 27mil in cap
>yfw they cuck the capitals once again by signing oshie to a 3yr 18mil contract

>>76511692
Nico who?

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I need this printed on a shirt I'd wear it all summer.

Being a caps fan is suffering

>Ville "based" Leino is still the playoff's points leader as a rookie
GUENTZEL BTFO

>>76511768
>Guentzel Stan Lee Cups - 1
>Leino Stan Lee Cups - 0

Oh well. I'd take a winner.

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Congratulations to Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

STANLEY CUP FINALS POWER RANKINGS FOR 2010's in terms of entertainment:

1. 2011 Boston beating Vancouver
2. 2010 Chicago beating Philly
3. 2012 LA beating NJ (LA got perfect matchups the whole run, but a team has never made winning the cup look so easy)
4. 2014 LA beating New York
5. 2013 Chicago beating Boston
6. 2015 Chicago beating Tampa
7. 2016 Pittsburgh Beating San Jose
POWER GAP
9000000. Pittsburgh beating Nashville

Worst SCF in 2010's easily
>Nashville getting first goal taken away on a bullshit offside challenge and completely changing series momentum
Then
>worst early whistle call ever

Fuck Betman puck and bullshit reffs deciding games

Whole playoffs were fucking shit
>Kesler literally holding Talbots pad down and ruled a good goal

Yeah I mad

>>76511860
Wtf I thought he was gay

>>76511876
Fake news senpai

>>76511768
Daniel Sprong will break the record next season

>>76511860
Looked like Murray's gf was not very pleased to kiss him last night

>>76511876
that's his mom

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>>76511941

>you wil never be crosbys mom

>playoffs in review.
>terrible calls all playoffs
>SCF ends with terrible calls and officiating
>overall review.

It's shit.

NBA unironically has more parity than hokki. Bettman should be ashamed.

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>>76511957

>>76511928
He was sweaty and everyone knows sweaty beards are so gross

>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/742418415047090176

why didn't prez congratulate us this year pens bros? how come he don't want us, man?

>>76512060
He's a rangers fan

>the absolute lack of fanbase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlhQZmLGjJA

>>76511928

He's a millionaire that just one back to back championships, he should be able to find a GF that's not a cunt.

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>Nashville today

>>76512060

Because last year it was against the shorks from Commiefornia.

>>76512083
>dat 5 hole though

>>76512083
I think he's been with the current one for a long time

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35th for Stan Lee Cup """champions""" needing full-on refpuck to win game 6

We're not talking a questionable penalty or iffy offsides

We're talking straight up taking away a perfectly good goal. Horny's last minute goal should have tied it up, not won it.

That being said the pongs would have probably murdered perds game 7, you have the better team

t. perds fan

>>76512179
>t. perds fan
yeah no shit you salty motherfucker

>>76512179
The ref didn't see it desu

Literally who can stop this juggernaut next season?

>Sheary-Crosby-Guentzel
>Ovechkin-Malkin-Kessel
>Aston-Reese-Duchene-Rust
>Hagelin-Sundqvist-Hornqvist

>Letang-Dumoulin
>Cole-Schultz
>Maatta-Pouliot

>Murray
>Johnson

>>76512189
Who wouldn't be salty about such an egregious fuck up by that ref? He did the one thing refs aren't supposed to and changed the outcome of a game. Puck is sliding around loose in the crease and the retard blows the play dead right as we're knocking it in

But once again I don't think we would've won game 7, but at least don't steal game 6 from us

>>76512212
This is not happening

>>76512195
So don't blow it dead if you have no clue where the puck is, skate to a different angle first

>>76512214
No guarantee y'all even win in OT tbqhwy

>>76512226
The rule is actually if you lose sight of the puck you blow it dead.

>>76512212

>that Swedish autism line

>>76512214
would have been overturned by goalie interference

>>76512233
If we go up 1-0 that completely changes the way we play, the momentum, etc.

But at least give us a fucking chance in OT/game 7, that was the definition of refpuck

>>76512247
Show me the interference

>>76512257
>we
>we
>us

>>76512257
Also changes the way the pens play desu. There are no guarantees. Who's to say the pens don't start surging if they go down 1-0. Last night the team was pretty dialed in

>>76512244
>play all swede line against finnish goaltending 20 minutes a game
>instant goals every shift

>>76512240
>puck is right in the middle of the crease
>"I-I couldn't see it!"
send that shit ref to the AHL forever

>>76512271
shit. was just going to make a post just like this. PEKKA RINNE IS ON /SP/

im a >pens fan

>>76512281
ok

>>76512281
He's very experienced actually. The rule was executed correctly, but he was wrong . yes you can do both

>>76511957
The Cup looked so awkward from 1930-47.

Was it like 5 feet long or something?

>>76512281
He tried to make it up to you guys bu giving 4 powerplays, including a 5 on 3 and not calling two penalties on the preds. Y'all had your chances

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>>76512332
The "stovepipe" Cup

>let's just ask phaneuf to waive his nmc so he can be on vegas to kill the rest of his career

snes are delusional

>>76511987
>NBA unironically has more parity than hokki. Bettman should be ashamed.
You are unironically retarded if you believe that.

Cleveland and Golden State are in the finals for the third straight year. The two years before that it was Miami and San Antonio. Four teams have played in the NBA finals the last five seasons.

>>76512348
Don't forget cleveland and gs lost a whopping 1 game en route to the finals combined

So what's more impressive. Going back 2 back in the salary cap era or winning 3 in 6?

>>76512281
reminder, you can't even skate

>>76512179
>le 41-41 team crying about getting cheated
Just be glad you mage it man

>>76512370
3 in 6 is impressive because they were different teams in ways

>>76512348
yeah in that same time only 3 have won the stanly cup so nice argument genius.

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>>76512179
if something like that would have happened during the regular season, or even at some earlier point during the ploffs, everyone would have forgotten about it by the end of the very next game

but since it happened in the clinching game of a FAR superior team, in front of the most angsty, butthurt-filled fanbase in all of hockey, apparently we're gonna have to hear the pissing and moaning about it for years to come, despite the fact the preddits were given multiple power plays for penalties that likely wouldn't have been called during the regular season, much less the ploffs, much less the Final

oh well, such is life i guess

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>>76512268

>>76512370
Back to back is basically impossible with how competitive hockey is. The pens did it different too, last year they dominated offensive zone time and outshot everyone, while this year they embraced a more speed counter attack game and relied heavily on goaltending. They had to adjust to injuries and they responded every time. I say back to back

>>76512386

back to back is more impressive because the same guys without their best defender won it again which hasnt happened in 20 years

>>76512332
>he doesnt like the smoke stack

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>you will never kiss your thicc qt gf after winning stan lee

Why live?

>>76512430
what
is
refpuck?

>>76512448
mm mm mm must be nice to charge the 5 hole and slam into those pads

>>76512454
something casuals cry about

>0 chance Hawks trade brent seabrook
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get rid of that niggers monster contract

>>76512448
10/10 feets
would let her stomp me

>>76512448
>dating a thot

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Incoming dynasty just passing through, don't mind me.

Enjoy it while it lasts shitstains. It'll be your last for awhile.

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>>76512481
Have you literally seen him? Puck bunnies all he can get.

>>76512481
>using the word "thot"

>>76512483
Torts won't win the cup

>>76512335
The 5 on 3 was like 30 seconds and Pongs cleared the puck off the faceoff, so it was really just two 5 on 4s

>take away a goal
>call penalties on Pens when they commit penalties
Not really a good tradeoff

Canadian teams who'll win cups from next year and now on :
2018 : Toronto
2019-2021 : Ottawa Senators
2022-2025 : Edmonton Oilers

>>76512398
In any given year there are at most like, four teams that have a legitimate shot at winning an NBA title. It's a noteworthy occasion when a team seeded lower than third even makes the conference finals.

The idea that the NBA has more parity than any NA sports league is absurd.

>>76512468
Hawks are the only team already over next years cap. They have to get rid of somebody. Hes a prime candidate, why wouldn't they?

>>76512398
The fact that the nashville predators were 2 games from a title blows your argument up. Who the fuck would have hsd a 16 seed in a cup final

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>>76512481
>jealous

Murray is /ourguy/

>>76512430
>leg is outside the crease
>skate barely brushes it
yeah that's not interference

>>76512494
He already has one

>>76512495
They did their best to even it up. Sheary "trip" was not a penalty. Daley punch was extremely weak and only after Ellis high sticked him which the ref saw but ignored. You also have to count they weren't calling anything on the Preds, where it should have been an interference on Pekka for Hagelin's wrap-around, and an easy holding call on Craig Smith when Crosby was breaking out a bit later. Hard to feel sorry for the Preds when they squandered every other opportunity the rest of those 38 minutes.

>>76512508
Reports coming out that they are not open to trading him.
I don't understand who they will ship then. If it is Keith or Hjalmarsson I will fucking kill myself.

>>76512459
back to le pledge it, buddy

>>76512426
>refs cheat us, take away huge goal
>"heh, u butthurt kid?"
Yeah, he fucked up massively on the biggest stage

They didn't "give us" any PPs, none of those were bad calls

>>76512572

First hockey game?

>>76512572
reminder, you can't even skate

>>76512553
Not a Blackhawks fan, but he's been shit the last 3 yrs or so hasn't he? Don't really get why the wouldn't at least heavily consider it

>>76512572
They are bad calls because they only got called one way. Consistency is good officiating. No one wants stanley cup clinchers decided on who has more power plays. If you aren't gonna call them, do it both ways and the same if you are gonna call them. It's playoff hockey, soft shit isnt supposed to get called.

>>76512572
>maatta plays the man who got the puck first
Not a penelty
>Daley pushs Ellis after he gets high sticked. Daleys only one that gets penelty

Gifted.

>refs cheat us
>Clear whistle before player even dives
Yeah, the refs didnt "cheat" anyone. Maybe Nashville fans shouldnt be so loud.

>>76512589
>soft shit isnt supposed to get called
Yet the ducks got everything called on them and it was bullshit

>>76512551
You can't seriously be complaining about Daley getting called for punching a guy in the face during the middle of a play

The tripping call was the weakest but he still technically tripped him. I'm not denying that we blew good chances, I'm just saying we got royally fucked by that refpuck whistle

>>76512614
Lel the ducks actually have no discipline and are goon as fuck.

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>>76512212
>duchene

pongs don't have the assets to get him or beat out offers from other teams

>>76512588
Not complete shit but he hasn't been worth 7 mill or whatever his ridiculous cap hit is. That contract probably makes him untradeable without a lot thrown in incentive which is probably why Stan is looking at other players.
Maybe it will be Panarin.

Did malkin's 53 PIM cost him the smythe?

>>76512628
He didnt retaliate after the play had moved on. Theres no way the refs saw the punch but missed the high stick, especially since the Puck was right there for both infractions.

Shoulda been coincidental minors.

>>76512641

Leaf media will always give it to a leaf

Reminder to never trust a leaf

>>76512641
Probably. I think because Crosby was having the better performance in the finals that swayed it to him. 7 points in 6 games vs Malkin's 4 in 6. It was probably close.

I think the ref fuck up really sucks because last nights game was really good. So much back and forth hockey and amazing goaltending, I still think the better team beat us and I can't complain but I don't like that call at all. It just sucks

>>76512641
>Malkin
>plays on a line with kessel
>27 points

>Crosby
>plays on a line with Guentzel
>26 points

>but muhhhhh +/-
Crosby was the defensive centermen. Of Course Malkin will have a better +/- when most of his shifts start in the offencive zone.

Imagine there were a lot of gay orgies in pittsburgh last night

>>76512638
I just looked at his contract real quick, he's under contract for like 7 more years. Figured if it was a couple some dummy team with >$20 mil in space desperate to squeak in the playoffs would get him but he's pretty untradeable. What a shit contract.

>>76512747
>just looked up his contract
>already forget how long it is
you a dumb ass nigga

>>76512741
Why are you thinking about gay sex?

Why are goalies always the fat kids growing up but in the pros they're skeleton mode?

>>76512776
high-test early bloomer elite alpha males

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>>76512244
>not taking the swedepill

>>76512747
Why did the Hawks give so many bad contracts? Kane and Toews are 21million combined. Then another 20million for Panarin, Hossa, Seabrook and Keith.

Scotty Bowman gotta be rollin in his grave to see how stupid his son is.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgf0XA8f4QY

Good job Rinne

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>>76512810
>an implied desire for the hawks to have success

>>76512785
>>76512816

How he king with no ring?

>>76512859
king wears a crown

>>76512781
> skeleton
> high test
> alpha

Pick none

>>76512810
Scotty is part of the Hawks organization too. The contracts didn't look as bad when the players were still productive, but they look absolutely fucking awful now.
>>76512747
>7 more years
Don't remind me. The worst part about what Stan has done is that he handed out a ton of no movement clauses.

>>76512886
>twin 10.5m contracts
>dont look bad

>>76512905
At this point those aren't even the worst contracts.

>>76512939
>combined the hawks are paying 142,000 per point on Toews and Kanes massive contracts

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>>76512997
I used to be able to reconcile the contracts with the fact that they were more successful than any other team/naive trust in Stan but in the back of my head I knew this would happen

Please take blackhawks conversation to plebbit where it belongs

>>76513052
As a Pens fan, I'm just happy we have an autist for a captain who is obssessed with the number 87. Pens very well could be right beside the Hawks right now if he took the money he deserved

>>76513073
I think last night was the 87th playoff game this year if I heard right. game 7 vs Ottawa was the penguins 87th playoff win in the crosby era, more than any other team

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>>76513073
I just don't understand Stan giving Seabrook an 8 year 55mil contract when he was 30 and had clearly slowed down in 2015, and I dont think Toews and Kane would've declined smaller contracts
>>76513068
pic related, faggot

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>mfw Every comment on normiebook is omfg the refs rigged

>>76513073

Based 8-7 autismo.

>>76513068
its okay if we're watching them be miserable like this. keep it rolling

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>>76513212
it's not fair

>>76513227
Its Karma for all the cap circumvention over the years

>>76513244
but what about the circumcision?

>>76513252
leave that to Bettman

Dubs and Rangers winning the cup next year

>>76512495
>The 5 on 3 was like 30 seconds and Pongs cleared the puck off the faceoff, so it was really just two 5 on 4s

>the 5-on-3 that was gifted to my favorite team by the officials doesn't count because much of it was negated when the opposing team won a clutch faceoff and practiced efficient penalty killing

head explodes

>>76512641
probably all his goddamn huge giveaways didn't help

>>76513275
t. lifelong preds fan since April

Penbc sucks. Doc emerick is such a pens homer

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>>76513244
I am not looking forward to the next 3-4 years of this team, I don't see anything beyond 1st round exits

>>76513316
Cheer up. Not all 8 seeds are good. Imagine if the kings sneak in next season

>>76513189
Normiebook is a gold mine when it comes to blaming the refs for everything

>>76513330
>implying Chicago will get the 1 seed.

Id be surprised if Reddithawks dont get wildcarded for the next few years

>>76513361
How? Who is a more consistent regular season team? Don't even think about saying the ducks because that team will be under .500 til they turn on later. Nashville aint a regular season juggernaut either. Minnesota? Kek

>>76512077
>Matt "DYEL" Murray

>Reminder that since Fleury didnt play 41 games in the regular season and didnt have any icetime during the SCF, The Penguins dont have to put his name on the cup

I know they will, but itd be funnier if they dont.

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TRADES?

>>76513365
love this guy's toons

>>76513365
>the eagle has the look on the borders of insanity and sanity

that was on point

>>76513365
Who were the worst 4 teams in the playoffs?

Wild, Habs, Flames then Hawks?

>>76513413
yes

>>76513397
Ya he's on. Would be too mean. He earned his spot. Would be a crime to have someone like Archibald on there but not fleury

>>76513397
penguins would be the biggest scumlords ever if they didn't put his name on the cup

>>76513389
Stars got rid of Finnish goaltending. They could finish above Chicago.

Wild could easily finish above the Hawks. They just choke in the playoffs

Blues could finish above the Hawks.

>ducks

Nigger you dont even know how the standings work.

>>76513413
Replace Habs with Jackets.

Bob was literal dog shit.

>pascal dupuis was STILL under contract with the penguins technically
Does he get a ring? Kek

>>76512448
her pants are more padded than murray's

>>76513437
I think Chicago is better than all those teams and we'll see it

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>tfw over 10 finns projected to be picked in the first 2 rounds

Miro Heiskanen
Juuso Välimäki
Kristian Vesalainen
Eeli Tolvanen
Urho Vaakanainen
Henri Jokiharju
Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
Joni Ikonen
Aleksi Heponiemi
Robin Salo
Eemeli Räsänen

>>76513397
Anyone else think it's suspicious that letang played exactly 41 games? He was probably playing with the injury I think he knew this team could win a cup

>>76513502
jesus all finns look the same

>>76513502
Heiskanen sounds like he belongs in VANCOUVER

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>>76513502
and all of them busts

>>76513389
jets, wild, blues, and preds will all finish above chiraq

>>76513397
>Mark Streit likely wont get his name on the cup

J U S T
U
S
T

>>76513502
are any goaltenders?

>>76513531
Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen

>>76513538
he's even named pekka kek

>>76513538

With a name like that he will be the greatest finnish goaltender of all time

If Saros had of played the Preds would have won Stan Lee.
Laviolette is a meme coach
t. Pens fan

Nolan patrick is a bust

>>76513538
he'll spend a lot of time luukkonen the net behind him

>>76513566
>Pens fan
>canada flag

explain yourself

>>76513522
>life comes at you fast

>>76513582
East coast has a huge pens fanbase.

>>76513522
>>76513588
>implying Granlund is a bust

>>76513595
>sucks big time

>>76513574

>tfw the top 2 picks in this drafts are AT BEST career AHLers

>>76513582
hes 12 and crosby is his hero.

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>>76511862
Man, I hope you predditards stay salty all summer. This Is the best part about the pens winning.

>>76513413

Habs choked the hardest

>>76513502
>Välimäki

that's a cretan name. That person is greek

>>76513530
got to lift it and more importantly continue the long line of flyers players winning the cup the year they leave philthy

>>76513576
ZING

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did this really happen?

>>76513719
No of course. Subban deserved to win

>>76513665
literally means gap hill in finnish

>>76513732
it ends in aki
its is cretan

end of discussion

Subban talked shit all playoffs, and once they lost he tried to play it up like he was crosby's best friend. What's up with that?

>>76513770
Thats hockey, fag. Stop being new

>>76513770

That's just simply what niggers do

>>76513791
Why does that make subban a "hockey fag"? I think it's just part of the game.

>>76513806
>fucking commas, how do they work?

>>76513731

lol no

>>76513819
Yes he did you cunt.

>>76513731
Anything is better tham seeing crosby win again. I literally autistically screeched when the pens scored and just changed the channel.

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>>76513868

Literally you

>>76513851

Nah

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So how do we fix the officiating, /hoc/?

>>76513868

Crosby is already one of the all time greats you stupid faggot. He's literally the greatest player of the cap era

>>76514041
He doesn't deserve to be

>>76514064

Ok then, stay salty

>>76513770
Will Subban go to Crosgods cup party like he went to Kessels last year?

>>76514088
I will be. Fuck the penguins

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>HE DOESN'T D-DESERVE IT REEEEEEEEEE

>>76511631

>tfw been a preds fan since they came to my town
>tfw got to acup

This is a good feel. Grats Pens. Hopefully we'll see you there again next year.

>>76514143
>being this much of a little whiny bitch
you must be fun at parties

>>76514024
IT'S SIMPLE

>>76514217
you're a good fan

>>76514224
You cheer for a whiny bitch faggot.

you have 5(FIVE) posts to tell me why the pens won't 3peat

>>76514258
They will.

>>76514258
Murray is fragile. Jarry isnt ready

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I am SO MAD right now.
The Penguins weren't supposed to win.
THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO WIN.
This was supposed to be Nashville's year, they were supposed to avenge /sunbelt/.
But Bettman RUINED IT ALL.
He paid the refs so the bigger market team wins so he gets more money.
THIS SHIT IS SO UNFAIR. I had to take off from work because I'm just too mad.
WE NEED TO KILL BETTMAN NOW.

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>>76514258

>>76514258
Aleksander Barkov

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>>76514258

>>76514258
They face a non-finnish goalie

>>76514258
It's the Caps year senpai

>>76514235

Thanks bro. When the Preds came to town there was no high school hockey teams. Now they are popping up all over and there's even a metro youth league. It's catching on, and it was before this year. Now, its at an insane fever pitch.

>mfw SEC caliber southern athletes start playing hockey

It's gonna kill soccer, bros. It brings a tear of happiness to my eye

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>>76514281

>>76514281
>He paid the refs so the bigger market team wins so he gets more money.
If that were the case, the Rangers or the Kings would have won the cup. Get a grip.

>>76514281
Reminder that after the expansion draft, Pittsburgh will have 27million in cap to resign Bonino, Schultz, Daley, Dumoulin and pick up another top 4 Dman.

>>76514323
>kings
>big market

>>76514322
>>76514323
Falling for obvious bait.

>>76512398
How many NHL teams have been in the finals? Hasn't been a rematch since 2009. The NBA will literally have rematches for eight years in a row.

>>76514329
Could save it for Karlsson... or Shattenkirk. Just to rub it in the Caps faces some more.

>>76514336
LA isn't a big market? In what reality?

I will punch crosby in the face if I ever see him

>>76514375

It isn't for hockey, fucktard. Go to LA, they don't give a fuck about sports unless the lakers or trojans are good

>>76514391
>fucktard
Guess you just demonstrated your credibility.

>>76514379
I'm sure there will be plenty of time next year when he's hoisting the Cup again after game 4 of the Stan Lee Cup Finals. Plan accordingly!

>>76514368
>even ironically wanting Shattenkirk
No

>Karlsson
Like every other Canadian drafted Swede, he will waste away his prime because of "muhhh loyalty" and never win a cup

>>76514405

Yeah, you're a fucktard so I'm very credible

>>76514410
Shattenkirk aint bad

>>76514410
>Like every other Canadian drafted Swede, he will waste away his prime because of "muhhh loyalty" and never win a cup
next year will mark a quarter century since canada has won the cup

>>76514434
Don't you have homework to do?

>>76514329
bonino is gone

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>>76514459
>mfw the usa has only won 2 (two) gold medals ever
>mfw they still cheer for crosby after the golden goal

>>76514478

Yeah, if you consider your mom homework

>>76514524
>yfw the olympics mean fuckall

>>76514532
SAVAGE AF DESU SENPAI

>>76514540
>they mean nothing because i said so

>>76514524
I was mad but secretly kind of happy he scored

>>76514518
Why wouldnt they try to resign Bonino? Hes only 29 and he wont be expensive, 3million at most.

>>76514532
kek

>>76514540

It's best-on-best hockey

>>76513397
Reminder that jimmy Howard was given a cup ring

>>76514540
>t. Loser mentality.

>>76514258
Jesse Puljujarvi spends the summer in Dagobah

>>76514571
Not anymore

>>76514540
other forms of hockey, however, are extremely important in a universal, philosophical sense, amirite?

>>76514532
annihilated

>>76514532
How is this funny?

The refs handed the penguins 2 cups

>>76514597

pls don't remind me ;_;

>tfw the Olympics were the only time I could root for a good team

>>76514623

Mad af lmao

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>>76514578
Almost anyone that played a game that season for the winner gets a ring. Jarry will probably get a ring for the Pongs this year.
Howard doesnt have his name on the cup though

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Lads I've been drinking since before game 6 and haven't stopped

>>76514564
he'll get more than that. think phil made him a lot of money last playoffs.

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>>76514540
Just because your country sucks at it doesn't mean it's meaningless.

>>76514564
Some shit team will give him 2C money

>>76514714
Nah, he wont be a top 2 C on any team he would want to go to. He only made like 1.5m this season

Bonino is beloved here. Someone named their kid Bonino last week.

>>76514707
but didn't you sleep? or are you on a meth/coke binge too

>>76514754
it means little boner

>Pongs cucked another teams fanbase by winning Stan Lee on the road

Ultimate bull mentality

>>76514775

I slept from like 5-10 or so then started celebrating again

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It is always important to remember to laugh at philthy

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>>76512179
>refpuck

Calling iffy penalties on Pingus

Letting obvious penalties on the pRedditors go uncalled

Handing pRedditors a 5-on-3

Yep obviously refpuck was attempted, but trashville couldn't score a single goal in the final 120 minutes of the finals.

puer shit tier

>>76514780
>the cup has never been presented to a team on Pittsburgh ice

lol

>>76514853
yes it has

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>>76514853
S-shut up

>>76514887
>Pittsburgh has been to 6 conference finals
>Won 5 of them on the road
>lost 1 of them in 6 games to Detroit at Joe Louis Arena

>>76514830
but they still live in beautiful philadelphia instead of pittsburgh

>>76514915
Stanley cup finals*

>>76514927
Hahahahaha.

>beautiful
>Philadelphia

Hahahahaha.

>>76514915
No they lost in pittsburgh in 2008 i am 70% sure

>>76514915
really thought the wongs and pongs won on each other's ice those years. wonder why I thought that

>>76514927
>city of brotherly love

Literally a city known for incest.

>>76514915
I watched Detroit lift the cup in Pittsburgh senpai

>>76514853
2008 SCF

Fucking retards.

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OUR GUY DID IT AGAIN

>>76514939
>>76514941
>>76514965
Fuck youre right.

Literally thought the higher seed at home ice game 6. I havent slept. Im so tired.

>>76514915
hey fuck you buddy I was right. please apologize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YwYosRJbnw

>>76514979
Fun fact I used to work at that petro canada gas station.

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>>76514979

>>76514927
lolno
t. pens fan that lives in philly

>>76514995
I barely remembered desu. I'm not a wings or pengs fan

>>76514996
See >>76514995


Sorry desu

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>>76515032
it's ok we can be friends

>>76514996
Fuck I forgot about that scramble at the end. I was there too. Sat behind fleury and that GWG felt like it went through him in slow motion. I was crushed..

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>>76515021
>these """"fans"""" unironically taking pictures of Crosgoat lifting the cup

Cuckoldry at its finest. They know its the closest theyll ever be to it

>>76515053
really pleasant image

>>76511862
Switch 2014 and 2013 and this is spot on desu

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>>76515071
>go to concert
>every single person infront of you is doing this
FUCK EVERYONE

>>76515071
>not going to the hall and kissing the cup when no ones looking

fucking casuals

>>76515071
Hey I would too. Its the stanley cup

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>tfw It's going to rain on Wednesday

>>76515140
>literally spent the entire time after the game booing
>take pictures of guy you booed to save as memories

Lel

>>76515060
it's crazy how similar those 2 finals were. each team making a big scramble save at the end to win, hossa, winning on the other's ice, lemieux and yzerman

>>76515212

Plus the Hossa angle

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>>76515242

>Had Subban not tried to embarras Crosby with his Listerine interview, Crosby wouldnt have gone Super sayain and memed all over Rinne in game 5 and 6

whod of ever guessed trying to mess with Crosby would backfire?

>>76511957
Montreal was strong or something or was there literally no teams back then and they were big fish in a small pond?

>>76515306

He's fueled by jealousy, tears and hate

>>76515346
fuck off we're full

>>76515346
Original 6 until expansion in 67

>>76515212
Those playoffs were so fucking fun. Pens were a buzz saw. Sens redemption with Gary Roberts. Jagr coming back with the >rags. Still remember that goal break away slap shot goal that Malkin scored against Philly after cherry picking. Sykora calling his shot in 3OT. More fun than the cup run other than the result.

the real travesty is that shottawa got to the ecf

>>76515414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvPLhYQYxK0

and then dave steckel ruined all our fun