ITT: Disappointing teams

>>76509442
>those players
>beckham being the captain
I know what went wrong

England 02-06 were more unlucky than dissapointing

>>76509442
How would they do with a competent manager?

>>76509442
HAHAHAHAHA! Rooney was a lad and Terry even had the JUST hair!

>>76509442
>getting fucked by Ricardo

They deserve nothing

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Easy. I can post an updated version for the next 2-4 years (at least)

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>Country of 120 million that live and breathe soccer
>Not even that much better than their northern neighbor that doesn't care about the sport
>best results are reaching the quarter finals while hosting the World Cup
>Have only won meaningless titles like the Confederations Cup of the Olympics

>>76509511
JUSTO

>>76509442
The problem was always Gerrard and lampard

It simply didn't work but they were both "undroppable"

>>76509455

Just from one single post I can tell you don't know shit

Rooney____Owen____Gerrard
_Scholes_Hargreaves_Lampard
Cole_Campbell__Terry__Neville
__________James

I just won Euro 2004.

>>76509511
Honestly, this.

Mexico has to be, pound for pound, the most disappointing soccer nation of all time. Their record is pathetic given the apparently huge pool of potential players and general interest available.

James
Neville Ferdinand Terry Cole
Carrick Hargreaves
Beckham Rooney Cole
Owen

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2006 World Cup winning team.

>>76509793
>Carrick
>Owen

>>76509802
>he didn't watch the 2006 world cup

nice try pal

Carrick dominated Ecuador in the round of 16, honestly he was one of England's best performers alongside Hargreaves

>>76509802
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40132327

>>76509442
>shirt numbers all wrong

Here's the patrician's list:

>James
1
>Neville
2
>Cole
3
>Scholes
4
>Campbell
5
>Terry
6
>Beckham
7
>Gerrard
8
>Owen
9
>Lampard
10
>Rooney
11

>>76509793
Owen wasn't nearly as good then. I'd put Rooney up top and Lampard in as the number 10, but keep the same shape.

>>76509503

They are still young. Have 2-3 more WC.

>>76509912
no they won't

you can't win a world cup with that many non-whites in your team

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>>76509936

>>76509950
brazil is the only exception

>>76509442


ITT:

Deluded brits thinking their team was ever good

>>76510016
True. First English team to win something will be a disappointment for the rest of the world.

>>76509503
>Fellaini
>Witsel
>Denayer
>Vermaelen
>Michy
Expectations can't be high to start with
>Origi

>>76509442

What the fuck happened. That will probably be the greatest team england will be able to produce for 50 years.

>>76509973
Germany's WC team in 2014 was filled with Turks and Poles.

>>76509511
Have to agree

>>76509442
shit keeper, no holding midfielder, not surprised they won nothing
And don't even mention the 02 world cup team, they were so much worse

>>76509904
Decent proposal tbqhwy

>>76509511
Mexican "intellectuals" will try to dispute this

>>76509832
>dominated Ecuador
Fucking lel, highlight of his England career right there.

>>76509511
true

>>76510571
But that's more than most England players have done at a major tournament

He dominated one of only the two World Cup knock out games that England have won since 1990 (27 years ago)

>>76509511
BTFO

>>76509511
>Mehheeco

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>>76509442

>>76513838
>can only name 6 of these players

Am I pleb?

>>76513838
>>76514585
Zanetti
Sorin
Batistuta
Samuel
Verón
The rest doesn't matter

>>76514585
>>76513838
I can name 7 and also I believe I know keeper and number 10 but can't remember names

>>76513838
zaneti, sorin, pochetino, samuel, simeone, batistuta, veron

>>76513838
>>76514744
Cavallero, I knew it

>>76513838
Needed a barber

>>76513838
Is that Pochettino?

>>76509442
terrry literally had the JUST hair. also I thought rooney was taller... since when was anelka english?

>>76509442
How did this team not reach at least a Semi final though?

None of the current crop would even make the bench of this team bar Kane.

>>76514872
Rooney grew like 2 inches in his early 20s.

He was 5'7/8 here.

>>76514585

Sorín - Cavallero - Pochettino - Placente - Samuel

Zanetti - Simeone - Batistuta - Kily Gonzales - Ortega - Verón

England XI that match:
Seaman- Mills - Cole - Ferdinand - Campbell - Beckham - Scholes - Hargreaves - Butt - Owen - Heskey

>>76509442
scholes looks like he smelled a dank fart

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>ITT what that england team was missing

>>76510375
One Turk and one Pole.

>>76509442
Those kits burn my eyes.

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>>76509442
These motherfuckers.

>>76513838
man prime ortega was incredible

>>76515317
this


>>76515205
kek he had a video which showed him during his 1st day at OSC Lille singing the 'maybe it's because I'm a londonder...' song while standing on a table in the club cafeteria, but he\they made sure it was deleted forever from the internets soon after.