heard you was talking shit

big man

>>76507932
Gronaldo

>>76507932
You're a big guy

>>76507932

why is Bartolo Colon wearing a faggot FLy Emirates jersey?

>>76507932
>I ate Zidane

>>76507932
this is what a real man looks like

not a faggot twink like most soccer players

>>76507961
Kek

>>76507932
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>76507932
Seems like he lost some weight

>>76507932

Yeah and what the fuck is the Mexican Kevin James going to do about it?

>>76507932
Very impressive, but could he score against >>76507664?

>when you're addicted to the sopa
U M A

didn't this guy bring porn mags into the locker room?

>>76507961
i almost gagged with my sopa

damn you maduro

>>76508267
Can you recommend me a Brazilian sopa opera?

I don't get it, he gets fat as fuck but his chest stays flat. Look at all the pics of him over the years, not once did he develop man titties. I'm jealous.

>>76508370
t. man titter

I was more impressed at how his legs & feet look really small compared with his fat upper body

>>76507932
whos this casemiro looking fellow

>>76507932

My childhood hero :'(

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Dem monster calves tho.

>>76508427

I believe it has a lot to do with the thing that he still has an entire lifetime of professional athleticism under his belt. People who are fat from childhood seem to develop fat more evenly than people who balloon later on.

soure: me, I've pulled a Ronaldo after footie/marathon/gymrat life

ayy ese

yoo ever push a trannies shit in?

>>76508623
>>76507932

BIG GUY
I
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G
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picanha delicious desu

>>76507932
Roberto Carlos gave them some ridiculously good crosses

i swear to fucking christ he could still play at a top 5 level

>>76507932
My God, he's fat. I mean, yes, obviously, but it was never clear to me just how fat he was because it's usually disguised by what he's wearing. That... Wow, that is something. That's about how fat I was a few years back.

>>76508623
>that power stance

300 years ago he would've been seen as a king

>>76508837
He IS a king.

>>76508267
can you gib name of that monkey soup so i can look up pictures? only ever saw one floating around /sp/

>>76507932
Fat Ronaldo may be fat, but cuantas copas tiene Gay Ronaldo?

>>76508712
Link to charity game? I kinda wanna see these legends play Sunday-league level of dickery.

Guys you shouldn't be so hard on Higuain.
He's just trying to emulate his Idol.

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Only AIDS can save Gornaldo.

>>76507932
looks pretty /fit/ desu

>>76509749
at least 90% of Higuain in his prime

>>76507932
nigga lookin mexican as fuck

>>76507932
THE SULTAN OF SOPA

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>>76508623
*blocks your path*

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>>76508986
This one?

Also, Fatnaldo survives by absorbing tranny hookers' souls

>>76509890
yes that's the one. i want to see if the memes are real

>>76509955
Nice numbers.

That kind of stuff is more common at the northern regions of Hueland, but, with the gibsmedats, even the natives are leaving cannibalism behind.

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>>76509869
*activates trap card*

>>76509987
Lol isn't. I've never seen anything like this, and I've been to Northen several times. Are you sure this is not just a meme?

>>76509890
I don't believe this is real.

>>76510048
Have you been at starred hotels only? By any case are you a richfag?

My dad lives at Itacoatiara/AM, and he used to live in Pirapora/MG. We saw shit there, i was once woken by a fuckin spider monkey.

>>76510125
No, my dad's family lives in a really small town in Bahia, and I've been there several times. Eating monkeys wouldn't be a surprise really, since I've seen them eating alligator's meat, but SOUP OF MONKEY? That's an entire new level.

>>76509987
>>76510048
>>76510125
Friendly reminder that the state of São Paulo is the only truly civilised part of Brazil.

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>>76509890

>>76510125
And I'm sure killing monkeys is illegal anywhere in the world.

>>76507968
yeah I understand that he is relatable to you

>>76510152
I agree. And you can easily state that Betynho Zyriguidum isn't starving at all...

>>76510157
who cares, get a life

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>>76510055
C'mon, pibe

>>76510055

I was watching a documentary a few years ago about some guy walking all the way through the amazon rain forest and some lumberjacks or whatever there were eating the spider monkeys, it was really sad because they were butchering the mother monkey whilst the baby monkey was chained up to a post watching and crying.

>>76510213
t. nordestino

>>76510260
t. gregório

>>76508327
macaco es uma delicia

>>76510244

>>76510244
So what? You do it with humans

>>76507932
*eats your path*

>>76510423

Wut? Anyway it's pretty dangerous to eat primates because their diseases can transfer to humans easily through the blood. Scientists are now like 100% certain HIV became a human disease because of unsanitary chimp butchering in Africa.

>>76510499
>Wut? Anyway it's pretty dangerous to eat primates because their diseases can transfer to humans easily through the blood. Scientists are now like 100% certain HIV became a human disease because of unsanitary chimp butchering in Africa.

i am fine so your argument is invalid

>>76510423
Yeah, I remember the moment a British stormed inside my house and butchered my family. I hate it when that happens.

>>76510583
That's exactly what they did in all colonies m8. You should know.

>>76510513
meu deus que idiota você é

>>76510607
Did. Contemporary Europeans aren't blood thirsty butchers building an empire, those were different times.

>>76510951
>tf
>tp

enjoy being cucked

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>>76510984
>Not comparing modern europeans to those from the past due to the striking difference makes you a cuck now.
Okay.

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>>76508327
kek

Go for 'O Clone' (El Clon). Filled with pseudo-science

If you were a millionaire surrounded by sopa de macaco would you look any different?

>>76512278
Yes, I would burn all those calories by fucking gorgeous t.grills.

>>76509890
Someone pls post the tsu one were the monkey is messi

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>>76512409
You mean this one?

>>76509529
It's not AIDS, it's diabeetus surgery, trust him.