heard you was talking shit

He legit looks like a redneck on a fishing trip

>>76507835
Yes. I was just talking about the Argentina NT.

>the absolute state of messi's tattoos

>>76507835
living the life

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>>76507835
Do South American women like white men or did the Spaniards and Portuguese ruin it for us?

how contrived

>>76507910
A German would have more success than a Spaniard and definitely more than a Portuguese

>>76507910
white men such as the scandinavians? yes, of course

>>76507835
Who the hell takes pictures like this of himself?

Is this guy a legit autist?

Messi's so cute (=

He's going through the college grunge/dudeweedlmao/bobmarley/davematthews/trucker hats/flip-flops frat bro phase

She is so fuckng hot. And to think that she is just an average argentinian girl and his childhood sweetheart.....

>he is sticking his penis into that woman on a regular basis

>>76507962
he's out with his wife on a day out at sea, are you retarded?
go check tsu's instagram if you want autism

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>>76507962

>>76507835
Is he only missing the WC to be the perfect human being?

>>76507987
>sweden saying this
brb gonna kms
btw much of sweden actually has blonde hair

>>76508027
>liking women that look like your mother or sister
there was a survey about hair color in Europe a while back and Swedes was the only country that preferred brunettes over blondes

>>76508011
>implying Gaynaldo doesn't do this to cover up his real prefereces

what's this little autism kid's excuse?

>>76507896
>>76507954
100% JESUS

>>76507987
If you want an Argie you better get in before all the surrounding countries do what Falcao did
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUNnpbTBUJT/?taken-by=loreleitaron&hl=en

it may have taken 30 years but he finally transformed into full normie

>>76507835
I think she is very attractive, but then I realise that huge autist Messi has dipped his wick in her and it puts me right off.

>>76507835
How old are they both?

>>76508081
how contrived

>>76508103
29 and like 26

>>76508119
Nevermind then, I thought she was younger

Does Messi look, dare I say it, American in this pic?

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>>76508185
He is American.

>>76508212
exiliado puto

>>76507835
Actually the GOAT

>>76508185
He would fit in any red and blue state, ronaldo could only fit in cities with gay pride parades

>>76508119
>29
>>76508120
>29

>born: 24 June 1987
lmao

She wouldn't have married him if he wasn't a millionaire footballer

She came back into his life very conveniently when he was starting to make a name for himself

Messi would be a lonely virgin if he wasn't a footballer

Keep believing the childhood sweethearts bs

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>you will never find love

>While Messi started on his road to becoming the greatest player in the world, Antonella was in a relationship with another Rosario neighbour, one that lasted three years.

The death of a friend of Antonella's in a traffic accident led to the renewed meeting of Antonella and Leo.

He was already at Barca and flew back to Argentina

>>76508443
>>76508503
>being this bitter with life
How did she hurt you?

>>76508518
I'm not and whiteknighting her won't get you in her panties

She had a bf. He died. Messi wasn't her first choice when he was a nobody

She quickly upgraded to soon-to-be millionaire Messi when she showed up to console her

>>76508577
He*

>>76508577
cringin @ ya loser

>>76507954
>JUSTES
kek

>>76508577
>>76508443

literally who gives a fuck la?
Messi doesn't he's banging a 10/10 and is the goat.

Try not be so bitter and autistic please

>>76508577
You're right. When Messi stops being a millionaire world-famous athlete, she will stop loving him.

Oh wait, he'll always be a millionaire world-famous athlete, so that's never going to happen.

Hey faggots

you're all gay

Go read People fucking magazine and stop posting

Why so few antonellas ITT? What's wrong /sp/?

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>>76508752
>that
>a 10/10

>>76508934
>albania
ew

>>76508934
You're right, she's easily 15/10

>>76508503
Messi had him killed actually.

>>76509059
i'll take serena every day of the week

>>76509059

she has nice assets

>>76509059
Holy fugg

>>76509059
That's a horrible example of what I'm assuming is supposed to be the pinnacle. Attractive yes but goddess lol no

>>76508958
Dua Lipa looks good

>>76509059

name?

>>76509059
where was you at when /thicc/ became /phatt/

>>76507835

I never realized it was an ecce homo tatoo.

Someone call Cecilia, por favor.

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>>76507835
I was you spaish cuck

>calling everyone who says Messi's gf is not that hot a virgin neckbeard
>everyone whould not hesitate to pick >>76509059 over >>76507835

nevar change /asspee/

>>76507896
if you're going to taint your body with a tattoo it should at least be a beautiful Jesus Christ picture

>>76508752
I don't give a fuck either but since you aspire to have an Antonella in your life I had to open your eyes to the fact she is no better than other openly so gold-diggers

You can bang the 10/10 then she'll bang you out of your money

All it takes is some bigger scandal, Messi goes bankrupt and Antonella is gonna adios faster than one of your ejaculations

>>76508577
lol mate who are you arguing with?

Everyone know she wouldn't be with him if he wasn't a baller.

>>76509059
messi's has a more feminie face but i don't think i could pass up all those assets. thicc woman wins this challenge.

>>76509133
Marketa Pechova (Cikita)

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>>76508443
pic related

>>76509207
>everyone

Didn't look like it

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what the hell is wrong with his knees?

>>76509239

was Hazard in the special ed class?

>>76509168
>implants vs gigantic natural tiddies

hmmmmmm

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>>76509587

>>76509059
>almost three hours

>>76507910
You would get your dick sucked in 5 minutes here.

>>76509587
Has he had surgery before or something? Is it some swollen or scared tissue?

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>>76509168
i would pick Antonella everyday 2b h

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>>76507954

>>76508060
>taking a picture with your wife out on a boat is autistic
Are you OK hanz? Who hurt you?

>>76507910
Go away. We don't want you here. My ex-girlfriend has been with two Germans and a Spaniard since we broke up.

>>76507910

yes but not German, just say you are dutch or something more sexy

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>>76511402
I think I'd do well enough with German.

>>76509239
but the thing is that Hazard is alpha as fuck, he was probably a bully all his life

>>76509239
If that's really him he was ugly as fuck as a kid

>>76509587
his leg is sideways

is she larger than he?

>>76511457
me on the left

>>76511457
They're all uggos though.

>be Messi
>be carrying the worlds greatest footballing genes
>you marry and breed with a trailer park tier mexishit like whore instead of marrying a women with great sporting genetics

J U S T
U
S
T

His kids will hate him

>>76508212
i hit people with this FACT all the time and they never seem to understand it

>>76509587
quad muscles, they are what straighten the leg. the main muscles used to kick a ball. need to be fuarkin joocy or else his shot and long balls will suck.

>>76512779
Messi isn't an athlete anyway so it doesn't matter.

I think Ronaldo's son has the chance of having been brewed in a genetically superior woman. It seems like something Ronaldo would do to make his son a great footballer.

>>76511402
you really mean that amerifriend?

>>76507888
this
t. someone who lives in the deep south

>>76513107
Yes you beautiful bastards

>>76513148
How's the wife- I mean how's your sister la?

>>76512779
His kids already look autistic as their father.

>>76507835
>wearing another layer under swim shorts

Is it autism?

>>76507910
>Do South American women
Latinas are sluts
t. Latin fag

>>76512844
He's got some tiny ass leg muscles man. You don't have to be strong to kick a ball hard. It's almost all technique. I know for a fact I can squat more than messi and he would still kick a ball farther than I ever could.

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>>76510952
good

>>76507835
messi and his gf are italian

>>76513201
simply ebin

>>76507835

I thought this was Dan Blizeran and Rachel Cook

>>76509164
is this supposed to be his childhood girlfriend? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i bet she parties with a real chad like that every time the midget goes to an away match in CL

C U C K
U
C
K

>>76512779
>having kids with a woman below 5'10
JUST

Messi a GOAT for dis fo real

>>76507835
>wife is literally damaged goods

>>76507835
>mateo tattoed in her hand
Wait, did TsuuuGod just name his child after Messi's child?

>>76512779

but Messi's genetics are one of a kind
he can't be like Lebron fucking Serena to create a literal Silverback gorilla baby

>>76515445
Yes, Mateo is his second child, born in 2015

>>76515497
Imagine if those two actually did reproduce and they somehow created some scrawny manlet? Probably be the greatest disappointment since Magic Johnson's faggot son.

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>>76515445

Don't you realize Tsu spends his entire life trying to be Messi?

>>76508577
>Messi literally killed her boyfriend to get in her pants

Is he /ourguy/?

>>76507910
you would get your dick wet every 3 minutes here

>>76507835
Why does his tattoo look like someone drew a nice portrait with marker and then took his hand and just smeared it downwards

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>>76509239
so he finally got to score

>>76510952
how along ago did you break up, one week?

>>76507910
My friend has travelled South America and he said it's easy for gringos to pick up.

>>76507835

Is that Tom Brady or Jesus on his arm?