>tfw 2 world wars and 2 world cups

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Truly is great

>that superior anglo feel

>Tfw that map does not include us anymore

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>>76506992

>tfw Jezza finally apologizes for Britain starting WWI (when it colonized Africa) and for fixing the '66 WC

>>76506992
>no malvinas

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>>76506992
>tfw 2 world wars and 5 world cups

>>76507067
>0 HDI

>>76507077
Also 0 muslims, 0 terrorist attacks, 0 turkish invasion.

>>76507077
Only World War winners are allowed to post in this thread.

Sorry, Germany. Knowing you, you'll force another one upon us so maybe you'll get lucky then.

>>76507392
>0 muslims
400k to 1.5 million according to wikipedia
>0 terrorist attacks
your crime rate outshines our crime and terrorist rate combined
>0 turkish invasion
you literally brought millions of slaves from Africa to your country though which basically ruined your country

>>76507067
>Loosers
That would be "Losers". Macacoinho

>>76507027
R A R E
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>>76507424
>Only World War winners are allowed to post in this thread.
should have made that a rule after they were over but missed out when you had the chance

>>76507438
huh?

>>76507392
But literally 99% of the videos of liveleak and bestgore

>>76507425
>you literally brought millions of slaves from Africa to your country though which basically ruined your country
t-they did

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Today I will remind them

>>76507438

>Australia
>Not involved in both World War 1 and World War 2

No wonder you lost, you couldn't even figure out who you were fighting

>>76507855
>No wonder you lost, you couldn't even figure out who you were fighting

at some point you just say "against the entire world" so you tend to forget irrelevant countries like yours in the details

>>76507911
over 90% of their tech came from the US
would the US (biggest ethnic group Germans btw) not have been involved we would have beaten them like we would have in WW1 had the US stayed out there (eh, we kinda did in WW1)

England got BTFO in both WWs

>>76507936
just shut up

It was a allied victory and and axis defeat. There, everybody shut the fuck up.

>>76507995
At least we showed up from the fucking beginning aye

>>76508287

did you now? WRONG

>>76507067
UMA

>>76507995
>win both wars convincingly
>got btfo

Nigga are you thinking of Germany?

>>76508605
got carried by us both times, and the russkies the second time

>>76507438
hmm

>>76508639
There is absolutely no evidence to support that. US forces were simply used as a weapon to end the wars. Take for example the Normandy landings:

>use the fucking pleb Americans to distract Germans on the most obvious landing areas and get fucking merked bruv
>meanwhile sneak around the better landing areas and butt fuck ze germans

Also in neither war did German soldiers step foot on mainland Britain and in neither war did Britain's biggest naval base get raped by some nips in paper planes

>>76507820

shall i remind you of the hundreds of years of JUST that poland has endured?

>>76508694
WW1: You may have won without America since your blockade of Germany was enough on its own to stop them from going into 1919 most likely. But France may have fallen before then and Germans could probably have taken all their food and been ok if it got that far. Germany was really really close to winning WW1 and Britain did absolutely nothing with its army except die.

WW2: Without USA in this one, you probably just huddle up on your island as the USSR solos Germany and installs communism across all the Continent. So you still "win" but not like when USA helped you.

>>76508694
is this what they teach you in the mosque these days?

>>76508966
So we win either way like I said? Its good to own big weapons eh Murika??
>>76508983
>2017
>talking about religions like they are a thing

Lol embrace science my fat little friend

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>>76506992

>>76509739
lol source?

>>76509770
commercial for lufthansa

>>76509656
>"embrace science"
>is probably a middling 3rd year student in a psychology undergrad degree
lel

>>76509917
I'm an athlete leaf, get back to your syrup farm or whatever the fuck you cucks do

>>76508694

Meanwhile in reality: The minute the US joined the war, Britan handed control of their armies over to us because they, admittedly, had no idea what they were doing.

>>76507027
That's because you rightfully belong to us Jhoniel

>>76507438
Solid bants from Germany confusing wogs

>>76510010
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>oooh say can you seeeeee
>by the dawn's early night