/trans/ - Terroni not welcome edition

---------------Mignolet
Clyne Martinez Matip Milner
----Firmino Hendo Couts
---Salah----Mbappe----Mane

who can stop us

>>76507000
A transfer ban

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babs

>>76507000
slipping

About time we have a new /trans/. Should have been made at the start of the day.

>>76507013

source?

pizza for lunch edition

>>76507024
my gf

daily reminder that

>STEVEN F THE CANADIAN AUTIST FROM ONTARIO

has spent over $1500 on fifa points for the last 5 fifas. hes also played over 35 days of fifa 17. wow lol

gamertag: stevenf

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Name all the incidents lads

>Hamess cost £65m
>value has gone down since
>club are desperate so sell

Anyone who pays more than £50m is an absolute mug

>>76507069
don't care

>>76507013

Stop posting this please, for the love of god. Nothing gets done

>>76507073
i can get
Fowler coke celebration
Eduardo leg break
van Nistelrooy pen miss
Ox-Gibbs mix up
Suarez bite
Slippy Jay
Rooney shinned bicycle vs City
Pires-Henry penalty fuck up

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Guys who hasn't snubbed man utd yet?

>>76507091
oh I didn't notice the Sunderland beach ball vs Pepe Reina
and the Cantona kicking a fan
and Wenger getting sent off at Old Trafford

>>76507096
me

>>76507024
https://www.instagram.com/kvfxo/

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Why hasn't Alvaro signed yet?

>>76507132
Transfer window hasn't opened yet

>>76507132
SNUBBED AGAIN LMAO

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>>76507171
Say that again.

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LOL
O
L

>>76507179
is that a frogette customer?

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-manager-jose-mourinho-10608647

>For the final against Ajax, Mourinho had tasked Henrikh Mkhitaryan with standing outside the box and breaking down counters from attacking corners. Herrera would be in the area.

>However, Herrera switched roles with the Armenian in the 48th minute leaving Mourinho furious.

>"It turned out Herrera had taken responsibility in the situation - Mkhitaryan had a yellow card. If Ajax suddenly counterattacked and Mkhitaryan had fouled the player, he would have been sent off.

>tfw your players can play 4D chess and aren't stupid mongs like Cuardado

>>76507091
>>76507097
>>76507073

These
+
Di Canio pushing the ref

Of course it's Shearer with his signature celebration, but what's the specific incident here?

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For me it's Tammy 2bh.

>>76507232
L Y N C H E D

>>76506991
t.terrone

>it's a people pretend to like Star Wars and David Lynch decade

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i would trust Conte with my life but im quite disturbed by the way that he's handled the costa situation. i totally get that he's a mercenary but why not keep him happy for one more year before selling him back to atletico?

>>76507253
zouma is the missing link

>>76507232
only good thing in the new season

>>76507232
does the whole series look like a zack snyder dc movie?

>>76507253
>he's a mercenary
Hardly a reason to throw him out of the club, every single one of the chelsea squad is a mercenary.

>>76507246
At least make it:
t. errone

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>mfw based twink will fire leeds to promotion next season

wonder if the leeds bandwagoners would return if they were promoted

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>>76507251
>not liking based lynch
Star Wars is trash though.

>>76507287
No, just that scene.

>>76507294

>threatens to quit half way through the season because of the China money
>doesn't make the trip to lestah because of it

if that's not the ultimate mercenary move idk what is

>>76507349
>sign merc
>mad he mercing
Lets make sure you have a replacement first before running your first choice striker out of the club for being a greedy Brazillian.

>>76507356

Traore is going to be elite if given the opportunity I guarantee it

It's June 12 and PSG hasn't overpaid a young south american player yet

What's happening

>Livercuck

>Coutinho to Barcelona
Would they go for him?

>>76507371
>leaf guarantee

>>76507380
no

>>76507385

>australian anything

oi mate u abbo cunt frow sum shrimp on da barbee

>>76507400
Why not?

>>76507408
hes shit

>>76507422
keks

>>76507405
I'm sure that sounded better in your head, where it should have stayed.

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>>76507405
>a fucking leaf

>>76507000
the kkk?

Any update on the 'anyone selling shit players' situation?

>>76507442
leb bro can you bring us a HSP?

>>76507442
>>76507452

>a tree
>a gay flag with some gay stars

L0l

>>76507456
I need that image. I can't ducking find it

>>76507456
parents are considering releasing me

>>76507372
halal are asking for too much

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>>76507480
Took like 5 seconds to find it lad

>>76507132
liga: 8 goals
serie a: 9
serie a: 7
la liga: 15 (most of them at the end of the season, against relegated teams and in matches in which madrid scored more than 4 goals)

70m euros

i wouldn't be so hyped...

>>76507477
>leaf talking shit about a tree

Not the brightest are you?

>>76507477
>tree > leaf quite literally

>>76507527

dumb lebanese u niggas dont even have trees in your country only smelly food

By the way, Aurier to ManU

You heard it here first

>>76507542
>implying poutine is food

>>76507539

dont make me kick ur ass like our boys did to yours in W W II

>>76507544
think youre talking out of your Aurier, la.

>>76507556
was Canada even a country back then?
>basically surrender monkeys except their culture is syrup
lmao

>>76507568

i forgot your shitty country totally forgot that WW2 existed sorry to bring that up again la

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What is /trans/ listening to?

>>76507587
A low audible buzz from the idle office printer.

>>76507583
>implying I'm not a proud neo nazi
your banter is just as weak as your genes

>>76507542
>over half his country is literally fucking nothing but ice

I take it trees are a new thing for you?

>>76507558

I just know that Man U have some interest and are in contact with the player but it's /trans/ so gotta blow it out of proportion

another mid table finish for leeds haha

>>76507587
the sound of shuffling syrians

Who will spend the most this window?

>City?

>>76507612
>club talking to the player before submitting bid
sure its not Liverpool?

if i ever met james rodriguez i'd make a point of addressing him as dʒeJmz

>>76507013
candidcalifas

>>76507610
Canada has a huge logging industry. Before they threw a fit and became independent we used them as fur and tree bitches.

>Manchester City hope Arsenal will accept £50m for forward Alexis Sanchez as they plan to make the 28-year-old their highest paid player on £275,000 a week. (Daily Star)

WEW. £50m?

>>76507627
City. With Sanchez they'll be up to £150m.

>>76507631
b-b-b-b-but everybody does it! Biased FA! JFT96! REEEEEEEE THE SUN AND POLICE MUST HANG!!!!!

>>76507631
But every club do that.

>>76507512
>scoring 15 goals in a team with the posession/goal hog that's CR7.
Talented desu senpai

>>76507607
Cringe

>>76507587
Sounds of colleagues shifting through papers or typing on their laptops.

>>76507649
t. Carragher

>>76507643

Sanchez isn't going to City.

>50m

Liverpoo can't even buy van dijk for that...

remember when 30m was an insane price that was only reached once every few years

good times

>>76507691
united's fault

>>76507699
how dare they spend their earnings. We need get Corbyn into the FA!

>Hart hasn't got a club
>Played like shit for last 2 years
>Clean sheets are down to defence and midfield
>He never touches the ball for this time
>thinks he's good
>turns out he's shit and the only time he touches the ball is to take it out of the back of the net
>literally at fault for Euro 2016 being shit
>literally at fault for not managing to be the first side to win back to back 100% qualification campaigns
>been dumped by every fucking club
>has nowhere to go

DURRR IM GARETH SOUFGATE ILL PLAY THIS SHIT PLAYER 15 TIMES IN A ROW DESPITE HIM PERFORMING LIKE SHIT EVERY GAME.

Why are you doing that Gareth?

OH BECAUSE OF THAT ONE WORLD CLASS SAVE THAT KEPT IT 1-1

Yeah but he should have saved the firs....

NO HE'S WORLD CLASS LOL LETS KEEP PLAYING HIM


Ahhh fucking hell.

>>76507727
lol u mad bro

>>76507711
t. someone who thinks pogba's price was ok

>>76507740
>liverpool badge
>nosuprise.jpg

>>76507748
If a club wants to spunk away money they earned, I dont care. Its not like some stupid billionaire has stepped in and gone mental with money.

>>76507727
English goalkeepers are destined to be shit and commit a howler in every international tournament. It literally doesn't matter who we field and at least Hart can shout in the tunnel and pump up the other lads.

>>76507668
No, they just do.

>>76507740

well done alyosha

>>76507759

"earned money" is TV/sponsorship deals, don't act like they're using the stadium revenues to pay for Pogba

>>76507748

The state of ABUs.

>blames pogba for mbappe fee and dumbfuckery in player fees...

http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/premier-league/2016-2017/tottenham-duo-worth-more-than-lionel-messi-says-study_sto6212604/story.shtml

hmm

>>76507783
>cies
they said lovren was the best defender in the league once

>>76507783
lel, Brit delusion

>>76507783
>21. Eric Dier - 85m

Hahahahahahaha fuck sake

>>76507781
so its United's fault The FA put the league to auction and accepted highest bidder?

>>76507799

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>76507797
>>76507798
>>76507799
surprised none of you pointed out that TSUUUU is 11th and memes like carrasco and sterling made the list

Lads, who's the biggest loser gonna be come the end of the window?

>>76507798
they're from switzerland

>>76507800

Oh I'm not part of this debate really, I was just correcting the perceived notion that United's spending were more legitimate than the other clubs when it's the same source of cash

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 1m1 minute ago
BREAKING: Aston Villa are interested in signing former Chelsea captain John Terry, according to Sky sources

why doesn't he just retire on a high

>>76507816

Newcastle at this rate. If they don't sign someone soon the Benitez will walk and they'll be back down before you know it.

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>>76507783
>Dier is the most valuable defender on the planet

>>76507831
he wants his retiring ceremony to not be an utter embarrassment this time

>>76507843
that'll be impossible if its in the championship

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>>76506792
>>76506649
>>76507232
>tfw still 12 more episodes to go
feels good, mang

>>76505902
I just learned that Bazza quit his LO involvment. No more memes then.

>>76492005
me in the back smoking a ciggy

>>76507130
Are you sure? Seems like a different girl to me.

>>76507587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_NIop72vis

>it's an austria responds to everything like an autist episode

>>76507783
>top 3 most valuable players in Europe’s top five leagues
>2 are tottenshits
sure (((cies)))

Need a redpill on women ASAP /trans/, this shit's getting ridiculous.

>>76507899
What happened la

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>>76507899

They're all fucking crazy.

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GET OUT OF MY CLUB

>>76507899
treat them like shit until one submits. Set for life then.
Reminder that putting up with any of the typical bollocks a woman does is never worth it.

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Are they going to be good again?

>>76507899
>>76507924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc

>>76507938
>Post yfw AC Milan cuck 4rsenal in the Europa league 5-1

>>76507907
This girl in my uni hit me up, 8/10 body, something a bit off about her face. She starts getting flirty and we end up having phone sex. Get a wall of text the next day saying "thank GOD youre not a piece of shit and thank GOD that you're not just using me to fuck me right?? i mean imagine that :) :) THANK YOU FOR BEING A GOOD GUY RIGHT??". Asked my friend about her and she's hooked on H so fuck that shit.

The other "calmer" chick just confessed to me that she's fucked pretty much every older guy who's come her way because of daddy issues. I honest to god have lost it with them.

Also my friend's ex tried to kill herself in a cafe by OD'ing on pills. He takes her to the hospital and she starts flipping shit about LET ME DIE YOURE ALL THE SAME.

>>76507899
don't ask 4chan for advice is the real redpill

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>>76507859

>>76507938
no, this hype happens every year

>>76507958
Ive hated women for a long time now. If only me and a man who I have lots in common with could be asexual. Imagine living with your best friend and non of the crap a woman brings. Sounds fantastic to me

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>>76507000
who can stop us desu

>>76507941

One of the greatest and most useful videos ever made.

>>76508000
where the FUCK is Geesuß?

>>76508013
He died for your sins.

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>>76507512
>scoring 20 goals last season without being a first choice
>La Liga winner
>Serie A winner
>Champions League winner
>Champions League semifinal scorer
>Champions League final scorer

Pretty impressive tbqh.

>>76507958
wew lad, that's some horrible shit. Cut them off and out of your life ASAP

>>76507984
What are you even talking about?

>>76507989
Thought I was going crazy when I had that exact same thought. Giving up sex would be shitty, it actually is a pretty big motivator for me to get my shit together, but the fucking headaches that they give you, I feel you britbro.

>>76508000
>Jimmy Pebbles and Kompany
one is English and the other will be lucky to play 10 matches in a season

>>76508000

As a united fan this makes me uncomfortable.

luckily you still have

>stones
and
>forever injured Kompany

>>76508000
Stones

>>76508022
kek, chuckled.

>>76507800
>The FA put the league
This stupid misconception again. The FA have nothing to do with the Premier League, it's the clubs themselves. Just like the FA and the Football League is separate. Really wish people would stop repeating this nonsense.

Why did The FA sell the league, lads?

why won't she be mine

>>76507958

Fuck the crazy (but hot) heroin addict for a while. Continue to search for a chick in the Wife zone. Report back if you come across a unicorn.

Any pics of phone sex girl?

>>76508000
>B.Silva on right
Doubt.

>>76508098
>the absolute state of this screenshot

>>76508098

>Zlatan

NOPE

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>>76508000
>Gündogan actually playing

>>76507899
My best friend is a massive fucking chad with 40+ confirmed fucks, I'm his court jester gremlin. From casual observation he pretty much just pumps and dumps, no qualms about breaking up over text etc, doesn't care too much about these kind of things. Never had a gf for more than a month. Not sure if this is great for later life but those are just some mental notes from the field.

>>76508108
its got character

>>76507691
That was almost 20 years ago....

>>76508086
Ever since I found out about the H, my dick's gone permasoft. Would have gladly wrecked it before that, but I don't have it on me to ruin a junkie.
And she deleted her whatsapp pic a couple days ago. W E W

>>76508121

They would walk the league if they could get 30 games out of him desu

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Can Morata dab?

>>76508098
Scott McTominay is English.

>>76508129
whoah...

Gonna drop some acid tonight lads

>>76508000
Bernardo is not going to play on a wing.

>>76508104
That's his position.

>>76508144
well you better pick it up lad

I hate people talking about women on here. I come here to forget that shit, not to be reminded i'm a virgin loser (which any talk about women inevitably does).

>>76508132
Morata is a genuine forward. He needs to go to a proper club. I'm thinking Sunderland.

>>76508156
kekked much harder at this than I should've done

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i can confirm it was real madrid who ruined everything

>Story on Independent
>Liverpool have £24mill bid for Mbappe rejected

It's so retarded it has to be true, nobody would even make that shit up

>>76508146
Pep likes a fast player on the wing and one that will stretch the opposition laterally as well as vertically.

>>76508172
>i ate Zidane

>>76508168
80m seemed insane back then, but in hindsight that was such a bargain

>>76508173
Why is Liverpool outdoing Arsenal in the comical scrooge department?

>>76508163
kinda this 2bh (I still enjoy the pics/webms of them tho)
>>76508131
...and that's a big if. When he's not injured and in-form he's one of the best ngl.

>>76508129
up until ~2012 expensive players were 40m, with the exception of the typical retarded summer transfer by a rich club (torres, ronaldo, zlatan, etc)

>>76508132
Are the Turin Jeeps making any good signings this summer?

Krychowiak to AC Milan
Chesney to Juventus

>>76508191

Wenger is under pressure to actually spend now, expect him to pay over the odds for some average player.

>>76508131
Arsenal would win the Europa League if they could get 30 games out of Jack Wilshire but that's not going to happen either.

>>76508145
he's better than sterling. who else would you play there?
>>76508121
rip. he's doing light training for first team and will be back fully fit by the start of the season.
>>76508055
>>76508054
>>76508050
kompony finished the season well. stones is decent when kompony is yelling at him. the main issue this season was the ottomendi stones partnership being useless, and bravo offering no communication. with a more aggro goalkeeper (ederson) and kompony just telling stones what to do the defense will be much less mistake prone

>>76508177
Shouldn't have bought him then. He spent 60M on a winger on the off chance he will be all right as a cm?

reeeee when will spuds do some trans activities

>>76508211

>AC Milan making all these smart signings

What happened?

>le Scottish Messi
>7 appearances in the last 3 seasons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Gauld

>le Egyptian Messi
>Total flop in England, mediocre production in a meme league
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohamed_Salah

>le German Messi
>JUST
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marko_Marin

>le Moroccan Messi
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDMrt8k2vsY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachim_Mastour

Has there even been a "the next Messi" who didn't miserably flop?

>>76508217

Not sure about that mate, Wilshere got lots of games for Mememouth last year and it didn't help them much.

>>76508218
>he's better than sterling. who else would you play there?

Bernardo is pretty much the next Iniesta, Pep has full confidence in Sterling.

>>76508226
New owners, new staff.

>>76508177
there's no room for him in a midfield role since he won't start ahead of kdb or d silva. both fullbacks offer width and pace. b. silva will be able to cut in and overload between the lines desu

>>76508231
>Marko Marin

That shit was a meme, Gotze was the real German Messi. Which is funny because he can't play football at all.

>>76508232
wilshire is so fucking bog standard

>>76508172
>Ronaldo and Morientes celebrate 2003 Liga win.jpeg

>>76508231

Isn't Dybala the next Messi now?

>>76508231
Lad, Salah was amazing last season. He made Dzeko score 28 goals.

Do you think Fatnaldo will live a long life lads ;_;

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>>76508247

>>76508226
chinks took over

>>76508231

They come to the Premiership and get exposed, something Messi was smart enough to avoid.

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>>76508204
Nice revisionist history.
The truth is that the pound has devalued a fuckton against the euro.
>Expensive players were 40m
The problem is that now everyone knows the English clubs have a fuckton of money due to the new TV deal anytime a regular squad player comes on the market it's automatically at least 30 million.
If said club is one of the CL clubs in EPL automatically increase that figure by about 1/3rd.

>>76508221
Personally, I don't think it would be that difficult for him to move back there. But maybe he would play on the right. Man City didn't have too much control of their games last season and a player like that who can move into central areas (a la Isco) could help them a lot. Pep could even switch between 4-3-3 and 4-3-1-2 like Zidane does.

>>76508231
Rojas is the Kiwi Messi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Rojas

>>76508247
>Gotze
He should join up with Higuain at Juventus and form the highest BMI attack.

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hello friends, does anyone have the arsene wenger picture that gets posted when hes thinking about a player? i cant find it with the imag search

>>76508226
They're already like 5 signings down and it's only the beginning of June.

>>76508301
He's like messi except shit.

>>76508243
There's not room for Sanchez either. He can just go on the bench and rotate with David and Kevin.

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>AC Milan have announced the signing of Andre Silva from Porto for an initial fee of €33m (£29.1m)

>The fee for the sought-after striker, who scored 21 goals for Porto last season, could end rising to €40m (£35m)

>>76508290
Leftmost panel is pounds and next panel is euros btw

>>76508339
Is AC Milan the Ethereum of football?

>>76508339
>buying meme strikers from the Portuguese league

Oh I wonder what could go wrong.

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Apparently Neuer got married

>>76508339
Good player la. Better deal than getting morata for 60mil

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>>76508312
i swear there's a bigger version but this is all i could find in the archives

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please respond >>76508312


>>76508363
yes

>>76508310
Incoming famine in Turin

>>76508363
Cute grill.

>>76508367
thank you a ton. it will suffice

>>76508365
>good player
>Mitroglou scored the same amount of goals as him
>The same Mitroglou that got Fulham relegated.

Beware the Portuguese predators.

>>76508339
The prices are so ridiculous.

>>76507229
>>76507097
>>76507091
>>76507073

all of you missed Kevin Keegan
>I WILL LOVE IT IF WE BEAT THEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXpUdBlRZe8

>>76508381
>>76508363
she looks like the devil, seriously. like she will suck the soul out of you

>>76508412
>>76507073
not to mention Delia Smith pissed at half time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bop4rr6sUQo

>>76508412
>ex Livershit getting furious at Man Utd.

Sasuga scouse bin dippers

>>76508421
If by soul you mean euros then you are correct.

>>76508339
I am impressed by the chimnks

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>>76508312

>>76508389
Except he's 21years old with 7 goals for his national team and 5 goals in the champions league. Anyways will have to wait and watch

>>76507073
>>76507229
>>76508412
>>76508425
>>76507097

>No Yeboah's Bloots of the underside of the post and in


/sp/ is dead. long live /sp/.

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The absolute fucking state of this kit

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who would beat this england team in russia?
brave

>>76508124

I did this for a while and I can tell you it's no way to live, you end up feeling more desperate to find a new fuck and the sex is really bland. I can assure you having a steady gf is way better since the sex actually starts mattering, there's nothing better than when you actually start experimenting together rather than just fucking for the sake of the act.

>>76508439
>21
not impressive

>>76508431
ya

>>76507073
Liverpool beach ball
Rooney bicycle shin
Eduardo glass shins
Fowler snorting sideline
Klinsmann diving celebration

>>76508457

Nothing wrong with that anon (sponsor aside)

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>>76508436
i like the brendan rodgers one better

>>76508439
>7 goals for his national team
>3 of them against Faroe islands

Please stop pajeet.

>>76508459

>Milner ever appearing for his country again

They'd need a wheelchair for him man

>>76508457
>our future is rooted in our history

what did they mean by this?

>>76508459
australia

>>76508508
We've a history of being shite

>>76508502
best english player last season

>>76508502
>>76508459
>criticise picking milner
>blondie is literally playing the number 10 role

>>76508508
Who controls the past controls the future

>>76508508
it takes a brave man to suck dick for money

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>>76508535

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>>76508514
>implying we'll be there

>>76508502

How many other LBs scored 7+ goals last season? I'll wait...

>>76508508
Working on a joke involving Adam 'the nonce' Johnson, but I'm getting nowhere

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>>76508439
>He has 7 goals for his National team
>The Hero of Andorra
>The Fucker of Faroe
>The Helion of Hungary
>The Cleaver of Cyprus
>The Lord of Latvia

>>76508561
Don't scare me la'
>>76508563
How many LB's take penalties?
>>76508568
The scion of Cyprus sounds better desu

>>76508567
holy kek i forgot about that, they really didn't think about the quote for more than 5 seconds

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>Manchester City are set to begin talks with Tottenham over the potential signing of Kyle Walker, according to Sky sources.
>Manager Pep Guardiola is thought to be confident of landing the England right-back and hopes to strike a deal for as little over £40m as possible.

>english
>domestic rival
>long contract
>levy
>40m
is poop fucked in the head

>>76508563

England don't bribe the refs for cheap pens like Liverpool do though.

>>76508588
bald wet cunt exposed and fucked outdoors

>>76508588
>for as little as 40 million

I like this phrase

My dick is rooted in a 6 year old's clunge - Adam 'the nonce' Johnson.

It's funny because he's a nonce and noncing is funny.

If AC sign Krycho I'll immediately have faith in them. Great player in the wrong system at PSG.

>>76508643
i'll let them know

>>76508616
She was 15 and he never fucked her. Now back to redit, cunt.

>>76507649
Not all dumb enough to get caught though

>>76508389
You now remember that Mitroglou played a grand total of 120 minutes for Fulham. They would have been back in the PL if they had kept him.

how old was Johnson's tart? wasn't it 16?

>>76508658
It's fulham m8 they would have fucked it up somehow

>>76508649
FIFTH-teen? Definite pedo.

>>76508669
if she was 16 he wouldn't be in prison would he

>>76508498
is that grandgrant

>>76508669
She was 13 and 25 months

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlWZdBsUYJA

>almunia
>that celebration
>those ass blasted watford fans

https://twitter.com/City_Watch/status/874295315716644865

how do you say 'our year, la' in urdu

>>76508683
>girl has birthday
>suddenly not a pedo now

Explain this wizardry

>>76508686
its a bit tricky. apparently you can only shag a 16 year old if youre 19 or younger. otherwise age of consent is 18

>>76508698
There's no way they're stupid enough to sell him to another PL club.

>>76508702
It would hardly be an enforceable law if there wasn't a clear age cutoff

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>The EFL has announced that the draw for the League Cup first round, now known as the Carabao Cup, will be held this Friday... in Bangkok

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>>76508710
yeah..

>>76508711
the clear cutoff is whether they can give birth obviously

>>76508711
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-24976929

>tfw could have been not nonce if this had passed

>>76508707
Nah still 16 and you can shag anyone that's over 16.

>>76508715
What happened to proper sponsors like Coca Cola and Carling?

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what the..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4594070/Premier-League-s-Big-Six-chase-bigger-slice-TV-cash.html

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>people made this as a joke when he signed
>its actually happening
>yfw

>>76508742
>Sky
>2017

They're fucking done, stop posting anything related to them.

>>76508748
how long until they successfully campaign for 6 CL spots?

>>76508643
Weirdest transfer flop in a while, guy was a beast for Sevilla and Poland and he already played under Emery.

>>76491855


Is that richard wright on the left?

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>>76508757
>mfw

>>76508784
It's Gareth Southgate.

>>76508702
Use that argument in court and let me know how you get on

>>76508780
Maybe not long. That Wanda guy wanted to expand the CL to greater than 32 teams but less than 64.

>>76508834
>Court
I'm not asking you to do it. I'm asking you explain it.

>>76508692
no

>they still haven't heard about Zlatan to Zenit

Literally confirmed on Zenits instagram page.

>the state of awareness of posters in a thread

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>>76508453
yeah what the fuck,how can anyone not know that goal?

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>Donaldo not even worth €115 million
top tsu

http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2016/192/en/

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>>76508867
>mfw it's true

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>>76508532
>debbie harry
>implying

>>76508867
not even true in the slightest. He is staying in Manchester for recovery.

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>>76508532
>>76508904
I'd play her number10 role even now when she like 100 you know what I men friends ;)

>>76508896
Based ΔΑΗΗΝ

>>76508882
Dude was fucking great, scored another one against Liverpool(?) that was just as good

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>>76508930

>The EFL has announced that the draw for the League Cup first round, now known as the Carabao Cup, will be held this Friday... in Bangkok

>Rooney wants the rest of his contract paid off in order to leave
>he wants 2 years wages in order to leave
>For United to get rid of Rooney, they will have to pay £31.2m
fucking kill him

>>76508943
B A S E D

>>76508943
better technically from yeboah, was having to move backwards into the ball

>>76508948
Fuck Moyes for giving him 5 FUCKING YEARS

what happened to blootermen and FK specialists?

>>76508948
Just let him rot on the bench for 6 more months desu senpai, he'll itch for a move once he realizes that he won't be going to Russia in June.

>>76508013
Tell me about Geesub
Why does he die on the croos

>>76509002
>england dropping rppmey ever
lmoa yea right

>>76508944
>The EFL
What's that? The Eritrean Football League?

>>76509012
is this a joke?

>>76509012
>Harry Kane is captain

He's literally one step away from missing the plane.