Is Dortmund, dare I say it, effectively removed from the next

how can dortmund even compete?

gonna predict a karlsruher upset over vizekuessen btw

also friendly reminder that I predicted Verrati to Buyern weeks ago

Who does Münster play?

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

Yes, goooooooooood morning!

Leipzig have signed 18-year-old CB Ibrahima Konaté from Souchaux on a five-year contract.

>Wie der „Kicker“ berichtet, denkt man in München darüber nach, den Offensivspieler [Gnabry] für eine Spielzeit zu verleihen. Zwar gilt ein Verbleib von Douglas Costa (26) als unklar, unabhängig davon blockieren aber ohnehin Arjen Robben (33) und Franck Ribery (34) die Außenbahnen, Kingsley Coman (20) drängt auf Spielzeit. Hinzu kommt mit Alexis Sánchez (28) ein weiterer potentieller Neuzugang, so dass die Chancen auf Einsatzzeiten für Gnabry begrenzt wären.

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>Mittelfeldspieler Marco Verratti hatte in der jüngsten Vergangenheit stets betont, auch über den Sommer hinaus bei Paris Saint-Germain bleiben zu wollen. Wie die „L'Equipe“ nun berichtet, hat der 24-Jährige seine Meinung mittlerweile geändert - demnach habe der Italiener den PSG-Sportdirektor Antero Henrique um vorzeitige Freigabe aus seinem bis 2021 laufenden Vertrags gebeten

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Reaction in Norderstedt to drawing Wolfsburg in the cup.

>>76505724
he's right though

Just give Ganbry to Hodenheim for a season! They're not direct competition and will play CL quali at least.

>>76502906
Hertha is finished

>>76505981
Maybe, but >Schalke definitely is.

any Granates yet?

Dembele to Bayern

Granate confirmed

i've a granate in my pants ;)

>>76506289

For 90 million Euro? Sure thing.

>>76505968

I doubt Bayern will help a direct competitor, furthermore why would Hoffenheim help Bayern develop their player?

>>76505968
[Taktikmann laughin the distance]

>>76506336
bacause hopp is part of the whole bayern circlejerk

>>76502906
>Würzb. Kickers - Werder Bremen
oh sweet, start the season with an upset

>>76506831
don't think würzburg will lose this desu

>>76506831
speaking in Pokal terminology it will be an upsed if Bremen wins senpai

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>Der Pokal hat seine eigenen Gesetze

oezil the grenade

kinda works on two levels if u catch my drift hehe

>>76507419
hehe
but Glubschi wouldn't blow himself up, he's too soft

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

>Forsberg trying to stir shit

>>76507841
reminds me that I haven't fapped yet

>>76507895
>first good season
>contract till 2022
lamallo, I wish him good luck

>>76507895
>Uli working his magic behind the scenes against the biggest rivals

>>76508155
Uli's magic literally goes as far as "pour money on player who has one year on his contract".

Could be a big day for goalkeeper transfers.
Düsseldorf have signed goalkeeper Raphael Wolf from Bremen on a free transfer.

Benaglio on his way to Monaco.

Brondby about to unveil Benjamin Bellot from Leipzig.

hallo bundas

>>76508360
>Der Zornige looting Leipzig

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mfw Badstuber is the GRANATE

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Rude

Bayern kann man viel vorwerfen, aber zumindest haben sie sich nicht an ein widerliches Chemie-Gesöff verkauft, das stellvertretend für den Untergang der westlichen Gesellschaft und den Verlust einer ganzen Generation an zügellosen Hedonismus steht.

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>>76509147
hmmmm

>>76509283
Are there fullbacks who aren't manlets?

>>76509302
Frederik Sörensen used to play at RB in Italy

>>76509283
>>76509147

It really does sound like theyre talking about beer or some spirit, not a fucking energy drink.

SEETHING

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>>76509147
Stay mad, faggot

>>76509812
where are his eyes

is he the first pro footballer without eyeballs?

>>76509901
>implying you need eyes to play based Hasenhüttel-Kombifußball
Jej'd

>>76509147
imagine being that guy, I would unironically kill myself. unless he's like 12 then I guess it's normal.

it's so fucking hot ugh I want this to end, give me comfy winter back

>>76509302
i play rb and am 185 cm

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Turbine Potsdam has signed the 24 years old swedish central defender Amanda Ilestedt for a period of two years

>period
lel

>>76510371
Can you tell me why Kemme scored so many goals last season?

>heatposting
>schweißerposting
>tomposting
ughh

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>>76510414
Last season Turbine switched to a classical 4-4-2 under the new coach Mathias Rudolph. So Tabbi played as a striker together with Swenja Huth. In the youth teams Tabbi always played in the attack, she is NOT a left back, but only plays this position in the german national team, due to the lack of proper german left backs i guess.

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>>76510823
>she is NOT a left back
>implying you know skite about football

She has the classic horse girl look, would stay away from ugezs

>>76511028
>the classic horse girl look

what is this even supposed to mean?

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>>76510823
>be a striker
>national team plays you as left back
??????????

>>76510823
Thank you for the explanation

>>76511192
stop posting this shit denmark

>>76511148
who is fabian johnson

The only thing holding up Claudio Ranieri from becoming FC Nantes manager is an LFP rule that states managers cannot be over 65. (L'Équipe)

Huh

>>76511064
If you don't understand you won't understand

>>76511217
not a striker

The time really sneaks up on you during these Arctic summers.

>>76510371
attractive
>>76510823
ugly

what is it with german women?

>>76511433
back to aleppo achmed

>>76511595
achmeds are the only ones who are into german women in the first place you dummy

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>>76511007
In the youth/girls teams Tabbi played as a striker, see the 2008 german U 17 squad, where she is listed as a striker :
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-17-Fu%C3%9Fball-Europameisterschaft_der_Frauen_2008/Deutschland#Finale
However she did not play as a striker in the women's game untill last season. So she finally just returned to the position she played as a gril. Call her whatever position you want, but i think her best position is a striker. Enjoy the pic of young Tabbi.

No one noticed his cock is out
>>76511207

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1.FFC Frankfurt has signed 26 years old danish international defender Cecilie Sandvej on a one year contract from SC Sand.

>>76511888
Good

>>76502906
>Bonner SC
Nice name

>>76511905
Can you write something about her?

>>76511956
Never heard of her before.
Some Danish girl also went to Man City this weekend

>>76511782
>gaymark

Another day without a GRANATE

MODS just deleted the best and most sports related thread on /sp/.

>>76512147
Shame, yes. Just wanted to post:
>tfw under a transfer ban for approaching minors
right before they deleted it.

Can Not-/bundes/ help me get a gf ?

Hellooooooo

>>76512575
maybe

>Die Leihe von Real Madrids Abwehrtalent Jesús Vallejo (20) wird in diesem Sommer enden - das bestätigte Eintracht Frankfurt am Montagabend offiziell. Bei den „Königlichen“ soll der spanische U21-Nationalspieler die Rolle von Pepe (34) übernehmen, der Real in diesem Sommer verlassen wird.
Rip in peace Eintracht

>>76512853
yes yes hello

>>76512575
no

>>76511910
and why is that?

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>>76506869
>>76506870
don't get my hopes up pls

>>76512897
is like boner xddddd
>>76512896
why
>>76512853
pls
>>76512884
in english pls
>>76512944
they will lose

>>76512944
dumb würzburgfrogposter

>>76512966
>in english pls
Vallejo is going to leave the Eintracht and returns to Madrid to fill in for the Pepe spot.

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>>76512966
>is like boner xddddd
oh know i get it. hehe :DD

>Der britische TV-Sender Sky hat bei seinen teuer erkauften Übertragungen der englischen Premier League in der abgelaufenen Fußball-Saison einen drastischen Rückgang der Zuschauerzahlen erlitten.
>Wie die Financial Times berichtete, ging die durchschnittliche Sehbeteiligung gegenüber der vorangegangenen Spielzeit 2015/16 um 14 Prozent zurück. Dies ist die höchste Einbuße seit sieben Jahren.
Collapse when?

>>76513281
hope the same happens in germany

already sick of next season's shitty tv rights fuck up and 23 million different kick-off times.

>>76513390
agreed

nachti

sleep tight

good night