ITT: Memes you fell for

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>>76500326
>this buttblasted Argentine

Actually still looked decent tonight, would be an entirely different story if that last shot had gone off better because it was a great run

Mexico made sure to have 2 guys on him the whole game

He had to defend a lot. It was the same story when Dortmund played against Bayern where he couldn't do much because everyone was busy defending. Still looked alright. I just wished he had better chances.

>>76500408
yeah that move was nice, pulisic isn't meme status anymore
had that shot gone in we'd have 4 APOLOGIZE threads up already

>>76500408
And the US made sure to have 3 guys on a retard like Chicharito the whole time.

>>76500481
We didnt lol, everyone was zonal marking and making sure your players didn't go through the middle and it worked. All your plays came from the wings.

>>76500481
the difference being pulisic is a literal 18 year old kid and has such a higher ceiling than memerito ever had

>>76500481

Pulisic is a kid, if you're already comparing him to an established striker like Chichi you're doing him a solid

>>76500606
>>76500572
Pulishit isn't getting any better than that. Your shitty players peak young.

>>76500632
t. Nostradamus

>>76500326
I lost 400 pesos thanks to this fucking fraud piece of turd

>Pulishit

>>76500632
>this jealous
kek

>>76500632

Normally I'd agree but he isn't a black pace memer

>>76500660
>400 pesos

40 cents? How are you gonna feed your 20 children for the next month???

Problem with Pusilic is that he's Croatian and therefore a choke artist.

>>76500660
>400 pesos
Oh wow, 20 bucks

>>76500747
With your taxes lol

>>76500747
The American dollar is fucking worthless toilet paper since Trump is your president. He destroyed your economy for the foreseeable future.

>>76500467
This. /sp/ is fickle.

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>>76500842

>this from the socialist who is quite literally living in a failed economy right now

>>76500326

Remember when Americans said Freddy Adu would be the next Pele?

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>>76500842
it's still worth 16x your meme peso

>>76500326
Ah yes, the "white" Freddy Adu.

>>76500959
>stopped going down as soon as Trump took over
AHHAHAAH AMERICA IS FUCKED

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Yes, Pulsic is the next Adu and everything, but did you guys notice that our people didn't throw trash to the players even when the match was fucking Mexico vs USA?

Now you retards will believe me that only chicanos do that kind of shit.

>>76500527

>no david robinson to the rockets

He got double teamed and was defending 80% of the game on the wing. He did fine. He'll go back to playing in the middle and fuck shit up again. 8 of our last & goals were either scored or set up by him.

>>76501014

I've got this feeling that it has more to do with how the team has been doing lately: the qualifiers have been drama-free and Osorio's tactics are boring to watch. This game was lacking all the passion and hype of most matches in the past

He looked good tonight, though. I was watching the Mexican stream and they commented how he had been the best attacking player out there

>>76501014
I believe you Mexibro. We need to send chicanos to deportation camps.

>>76500894

It turned out he was older than he listed himself as. I doubt Pulisic fall into that scenario

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>America's best player isn't even American

>>76500842
>your economy is ruined
Thanks Messi but the economy is literally better than any time in history right now

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>>76501000
shit trips tbqh

since the election on november 8th, it's gone up a full peso in value, from 14.89 to 15.93

this is coming from someone who hates trump btw

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>>76501167
>Mexican intellectuals

>>76501167
he's only like a quarter Croat, at most

both of his parents are american-born

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Bruce Arena knows the US isn't skilled at soccer, he finally made them go back to bus parking and lucky goals, a strategy that always work with technically poor but strong teams with pacey niggers. Naysayers need to apologize right now.

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perro caca

>>76501345

I ain't even mad

frees PuliGOD up to go roam around and be chaotic

>>76501345

Pretty much this. Klinsmann was all about meme tactics but Bruce knows tactical order and exploiting mistakes is what has worked for the US

>>76501345
>durr defending is easy
We don't have many creative players like Pulisic but it doesn't matter. A goal's a goal and a point's a point. You barely had any more shots on target compared to us anyway.

>>76500527
Duncan is the only incorrect one in that picture, I don't know where he'd go, but it's definitely not Dallas. Would it be Lakers? Maybe the Pistons?

>>76500527
>Duncan ever going to the Mavs when they were only relevant after he had 3 rings, same for Kobe to Spurs having two near 3peats.
>Magic or Bird going to the other team when the 80s was basically LOL Lakers and Celtics outside that one chip for the Bad Boy Pistons and the Sixers
>The thought of Reggie going to the Knicks is beyond puke-inducing

Besides, AI would totally when to the Lakers if he was offered to.

Plus like I said, some of these guys were already champions when their rivals denied them some chips.

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>>76500825
Underrated.

>>76500527
>kobe
>playing teamball with the Spurs
kek

KEK

K E K

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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>>76501345
>Bruce Arena's team has not lost in his 7 games back as head coach

APOLOGIZE

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>chucky lozano is gonna be better than pulishit meme

>>76501345
>spics are this angry

lmao

>>76501345
>Only 3 goals conceded and 0 (zero) losses in 7 games
The man is absolutely based. It may not look pretty but who gives a shit at this point.

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>>76501665
>chicanos actually believe this

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>>76501167
he wouldn't even make the German national team. It goes to show the massive gap in skill between an actual soccer nation and the US meme team

>>76501827
Is that baron harkonnen

>>76501872

Yes, that's his face when Duke Leto died

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>>76501827
>he wouldn't even make the German national team
he never tried out of the german team, he's an american through and through

croatia tried to poach him though
http://slobodnadalmacija.hr/sport/domaci-nogomet/clanak/id/307420/pulisic-nikada-nece-postati-pulisic

>chicanos in charge of knowing anything

>>76500326
*dabs*

>>76501167
>born in US
Here your reply

hilarious how threatened mexiscum are with pulisic

he's just the beginning. millions of American youth are switching to soccer. Mexico's days atop concacaf are just about over and they know it

Puliwho?

>>76500408
WHY DIDNT HE HIT THAT HARD, LOW, AND TOWARDS THE LEFT CORNER

>>76500455
he didnt defend for shit

pulisic is the best player on the nt. he has a way to go before he's considered good by european standards.
how this is supposed to work is a country is supposed to have 10+ pulisics at 18 and maybe 1-2 will break through to superstar status.

>>76500527
Why does it say "what KD did" when Lebron did it first and did it twice?

>>76501285
How the hell did he get Croatian citizenship then ?

>>76500326
Lionel Messi

>>76506738
grandad was from croatia

>>76501827
he would definitely make it into our U19 team

>>76501665
Well desu pulisic did as much as lozano in this match, jack shit

>>76506738
Croatia is thirsty as fuck