/afl/ Queens Birthday - Fasolo the Queen edition.

>>76498754
t. Mark Robinson

>>76499561
t. Damian "At least 3 pink dildos in my ass" Barrett

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Lads, I'm sick of Optus """Fetch""", they only have the fucking EPL queer "football" shite for their sports channel"s".

Are there any FREE acestreams of the AFL or Fox Footy?

>>76499738
I usually use livetv.sx for all my sports lad.

>>76499833
Only started checking that site out a few days ago for some tennis, didn't think it had AFL but cheers m8

>>76499738
give me $100 and i'll stream every fox game

http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/6370003852

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Really feel for the guy that tailed the multi

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First for Andrew "Juice Newton Jarman" Impey

Objectively Melbourne should win this comfortably.

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>>76502259
But who is the plant in this one?

>>76502398

gotta have one in both sides to keep the narrative going.

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>>76502259

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

>>76502259
Collingwood in a close one it is, then

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>76503113
>le clolingnwood in le glose wun xD

Fucking idiot.

>>76498754
>3:20pm

When will this meme die

just a reminder that xD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.

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ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY

i g g s

Couldn't
>shoves handful of twisties into mouth
TIP
>yanks 2L diet coke bottle and chugs half of it down
A
>sweats profusely as he goes into his "fuck reality cunt" folder and frantically scrolls down to select untippable.jpeg
CANOE!
>Slams fist down to click post and then breaks down and cries all over his keyboard knowing he has failed yet another test and will never amount to half the man that Reality Christ is

>>76503556
>le secret noisy minority defence force
Trip on

>>76503676
v for vendetta mask on, leejun

>>76503721
Trip on

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>>76503746
Mask on

>normies sliding down a slide into a pool of water
xDDDDDDD so funny amirite guise

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>>76503788
see
>>76503402

>>76503776
>>76503721
>>76503556
Put your trip on so I can filter you cunt. I swear I would put a cricket bat over your head if we ever met wog

waiting for someone to clip their head and go under for good on this thing kek

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Who /reigningpremiers/ here?

kek
what did cometti say in that ad?

Just finished reading the PDF of the script for today's game.

Pretty ambitious stuff from Gil, looking on with keen interest to see how they pull it off.

>>76503985
drop us some spoilers lad

>>76503985
On a related note, did we ever get a PDF of that investigative report of West Coast's drug culture?

hewitt is such a spaz

>>76504028
And you're a retaes.

Based Hewitt

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>>76498754
>hundreds of thousands

>They're STILL playing "We're all in this together" ads
Gonna do my head in lads

So we're all onboard with fighting MND but not transphobia?

Aish is wearing a helmet plus long sleeves! Good energy!

>tipped the dees
think I'm my tips are gonna stay on 1 right lads

>>76504335
There's some uncertainty in Gil's script but what's certain is that at half time children will indeed be sexualised.

l a d y b o y s

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>>76504395
Ok

>>76504395
Please diversify our sport Mr. Big, Strong Thai Guy

I hate these shit blue beanies, I want to see club colours in the crowd not this meme shit. just sell the fucking things in club colours at least

>>76504293
fuck off normie

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>>76504467
Not okay mate.

>>76503306
You failed, Bitchality Cuck
>>76500500

>>76504445
>implying im not just some bogan cunt on tour for the cheap pussy/boypussy

>projectorvirgin has been in /afl/ all weekend without rest
>was even phoneposting from work on saturday night on a long weekend
>yet to post anything good or original
>still triggered by reality christ

>>76504515
Turn your trip back on, drink another glass of Reality Cum to calm your nerves, kill yourself.

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>>76504515
hello projectorvirgin

Now THIS is good footy

Cool Melbourne lose another game they are supposed to win.

>>76503113
Are you, dare I say it, a true tip god?

>>76504515

>>76504549
you sound surprised

I don't think demons will lose anyway, should ass blast poo pies after halftime

Abort this pathetic excuse of a club

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>>76504561
After the game against Gold Coast you think they should be able to.

>>76502259
COULDN'T
TIP
A
CANOE

>>76504590
demons are slow starters, don't be surprised if >>76504575 happens

>>76504606
Slow starters, shit last quarter-ers

can a pro-better give me the link for carlton top 4 next year

FREE MONEY

>>76504606
My 60 year old Dad is a Melbourne supporter so he literally has a heart attack every game when Melbourne start coming back in the last half.

>>76504624
>literally

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Is there a more BASED coach in footy lads?

JEREMY

HOWE DID HE DO THAT!?

>>76504629
Yeah every game we have to take him to hospital.

>le Howe meme

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>>76504629

My anime waifu just became real lads

Based BT

>>76504647
Post pics or describe, I'm intrigued

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*calls externally*

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>yfw Pies scrape into the finals, Buckley gets his contract renewed for 10 years, leading a generation of mediocrity

projectorvirgin on suicide watch

>>76504656
You ever watch Gurren Lagann?
It's the redhead.

Get fucked Melbourne, see what happens when you play with no ruckmen

Gf just came when Howe took that mark

Just flashed a custom rom on my shit tablet lads
ama

>>76504665
Bring back Malthouse desu

>>76504672
Yeah I remember her, don't tell me you've got a cosplay gf or something

>>76504624
kek
your dad was 7 was demons last won a flag

>>76504680
nah the senile old man should have retired after collingwood, he was dogshit at carlton

is gawnie, dare I say it, the smartest player in the league?

>>76504673
what happened to that meme ruckman they had in place of gawn?

>>76504691
>he was dogshit at carlton

He had a pretty mediocre team to work with in all fairness, but yeah.

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>no matter the result the west coast shiggles go out of the 8

>>76504702
bad recruiting too
Cripps is his only success

>>76504698
Spencer got injured

>>76504682
Nah m8, legit toon waifu.

>>76504744
Won't believe it till I see it, post that pillow of yours please

Who is this tegan higginbotham I'm starting to see more of? She one of those quota hires?

>>76504746
>post pic of irl waifu
>news finds it
>get surrounded by media
>become celebrity, aka shit I don't want
>can't live life normally
>always be known as the guy with the real Yoko Littner
no thanks m8

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>>76504704
dockers already slipped out too

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>You now remember Nigel Smart

>>76504680
>Single-handedly almost folded Footscray
>Only 1 flag at Eagles and Pies with 2 of the best lists of the century
>Tried to win a flag with Carlton when they needed a rebuilding phase dooming them into 10 year hole

Literally one of the most overrated coaches of all time.

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>>76504760
Too bad then, might just have to buy my own then

>>76504766
More like Nigel DUMB desu

>calls himself Reality ""Christ"" as a term of endearment with his trip off
>yet declares his allegiance to the church of Satan in his aborted narrative and shuns Jesus Christ
take a year off and get your story straight for longer than 2 weeks useless wog

>>76504795
undeniably brilliant post

How us legit the best mark the game has ever seen. What players may do 1-2 in a career, he does week, week out.

GOAT

Moore and Fasolo are a good pair

>>76504825
>>76504821
Powerful, glorious posting.

>pootracca

Why is Melksham still on an AFL list?

>>76504901
because if he gets criticized he can ask why Zac Dawson is still on an AFL list

>>76504901
Dees gave the Dons a 2nd round pick for him so he must be all right, or do you think you know better than AFL recruiters? Didn't think so.

>>76504929
Course he does. He's a tripfag

Is Viney elite lads?

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>>76504929
>recruiters always make the right calls

Wtf the Demons just always turn elite after half time

>>76504958
Hey mate the typhoon is KILLING it in the VFL.

>>76504929
>richard-tambling.jpg

>>76504970
The Dees will shit the bed in the last quarter, they always do.

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>Megpis
kek

KEK

K E K

Need 74% on my exam to pass the unit and haven't studied. How fucked am I lads?

>>76504575
>>76504561
Of course.

mfw i got a +20.5 line on the demons when they were down like 20 points.

free money.

>>76504984
Very, I probably fucked my Bus Stats but Bus Comp tomorrow will be no stress. What exam you got?

>>76504984
Do a past exam, check the answers, memorize what you got wrong, understand what you got right. Then, do another past exam, check the answers, memorize what you got wrong, understand what you got right.
Seems as if the exams in each unit only change a bit every year.

>>76504984
About as fucked as RC's narrative

>>76505002
shit advice
past exams are always misleading

>>76504984
look at all the past years practice exams that were released for you to study, find the year that wasn't released and what it might contain majority of the questions will be from that year.

>>76505007
>past exams
>misleading
t. never went to uni

>>76504984
>>76505002
this desu, the last exam i had was almost exactly the same as the one from the year before

>>76505011
focus on the current curriculum i.e the tutorial questions and lecture slides

>>76504999
Finance
>>76505002
>>76505008
Cheers lads I will get stuck into that

>>76505038
Break a leg lad

The red head mum on the new aami ad is fine af

>>76505038
good luck goyim

>>76505057
Toyota rather

What the fuck are these idiots paid for they can't even fucking kick straight.

>tfw no past exams for any of my units
jdimsa

Who /noexams/ here?

How is it so dark there already? Does melbourne go pitch black by 5:30?

who /nojob/ here?

>>76505084
In Winter yes

kek Dunn got fucked

Josh Smith is fucking shit

>>76505084
t. NEET shut-in who ensures no light ever enters his basement

>>76505084
Sun sets a little after 5pm when its close to winter solstice (June)

>>76505101
He's done

How many fucking Melbourne players jumped ship to Collingwood lmao
Howe, Dunn, anyone else?

>>76505084
Yeah, shit used to always get dark during the commute home after work. Nothing worse than being stuck on the Monash with 20 million other cunts during that time. Don't miss that shit.

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>the Collingwood poo poo pee pee pies

Hahahaha get FUCKED you useless retards. Pretty sure my neighbors think somebody got murdered from all my sperging out

>>76505103
He's probably just a Tropic of Capricorn poster tbf

>>76505103
People dont have basements in australia you stupid china man.

>>76505080
Finished off my last assignment today, feels good

Eye diddle diddle

>peemons

>>76505126
>that pic
kek I did work experience in the courts and this old homeless man tried to invoke sanctuary or some shit and the judge laughed him out of the court room, I think old cunts just enjoy shitposting IRL

Crisp is 100% a plant

>collingshit

HAHAHHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHHAHAHAJAHAHAHAJA

>pooingwood magpoos

UP THE FUCKIN DEES

Webm of Bucks losing his shit pls

would go gay for Petracca 2bh

Sidebottom? More like asspussy

>>76505174
Am watching on my laptop but if I was on my desktop I could have recorded it sorry anon.

>>76505169
Megpiss just have a long history of recruiting terrible players from Basedbane. They're even being coached by one.

>>76505183
Zac Jones? More like Alex Jones

This is some high intensity shit

How shit is Grundy?
>win every fucking hitout
>opposition wins every clearance

Pies getting shafted by the umps

Adams fucks up every time he touches it

Watts is ELITE

Literally the fastest Watts has ever run in his life

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>the state of the pies

>>76505208
>wins every fucking hitout
Its not like he's playing against an actual ruckman

>no push in the back
>hunt holding the ball not called
This is bullshit. PIES ROBBED

HAHAHAH GET FUCKED MEGPIS

UP THE FUCKIN DEES

>UMPBALL
UMPBALL
>UMPBALL
UMPBALL
>UMPBALL
UMPBALL
>UMPBALL
UMPBALL
>UMPBALL
UMPBALL

DEES SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THOSE LAST 2 BULLSHIT FREES, THAT WAS UNFAIR

Do pies fans hate MND?

>those boos
Fuck that's loud

>le lightning fast but fucks up every disposal man

Fuck that headband cunt made me nervous... up the Dees!

IT'S A GRAND OLD FLAG

>>76505238
Only proves my point further

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>>76505244
>shitpies supporters

up the demons

kek pies fans absolutely assblasted in the stands

get this retard off my screen

Lmao that guy talks funny

>>76505245
What, you like MND?

>the shitfilled crater of collingwood

Daniher sounds like me after I get on the piss

Why are the Magpies fans booing its not like they have to go back to work tomorrow

Watching as a neutral that was blatantly rigged by umps in the last 10 minutes, would be spewing if I was a pies fan.

>>76502259
>COMFORTABLY
COULDN'T TIP BREAKFAST

ELITEMONS
>ELITEMONS
ELITEMONS
>ELITEMONS
ELITEMONS
>ELITEMONS
ELITEMONS
>ELITEMONS
ELITEMONS
>ELITEMONS

>>76505257
Meant for
>>76505236

>>76505270
Its ok

>>76505259
It's true m8, what's his face who was clearly trying to eject the ball in that second last free in the Pie's 50 got fucking ump'd instead.

This was all, dare I say it, RIGGED, just so the Pees could get their donations towards their CANCERous fans

What are Collingwood fans actually complaining about?

>>76505277
>rigged

>wasn't any incorrect calls

Kek? The demons just fucking meme'd the pies in the 2nd half like they do with every team.

>be favorite
>shitpost for 2 quarters
>make a funny comeback

>Poollingpood Poogpoos
>Pooality Poo's poolti
kek
KEK
K E K

>>76505292
they blew all their DSP cheque in one go today and have to wait a fortnight for the next payment

Pro tip lads: Metamucil sequesters cholesterol, so take it 3 times daily to lower your readings and improve heart health

>>76505292

they are just horrible violent scummy people

>>76505292
the 'rundown' tackle that was actually a push in the back

>>76503985
How do you reckon they did lad? Looked like a good job to me

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>>76505302
>collingshit supporters pic related

Fucking hell, magpies have the most dogshit bogan retard fans for sure. Wasn't it a pies fan that sperged out at Goodes / called him a nigger?

Whats for dinner lads?

>>76505316
Thinking Vietnamese but i'm too lazy to drive.

>>76505293
Nice bait, collingwood got fucked

>>76505348
This is true, probably because the umps were paid to support Melb cure cancer like RC

>>76505314
yeah a 13 year old pies girl called him an ape then claimed dindu nuffin

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RIP

>>76505316
Chicken katsu sushi and a 375ml Pepsi Max lad.

>>76505313
Near perfect execution. All players involved in the fix played to perfection and the umpires were able to make the right calls for most of the game. The only fault was in the last 2 minutes when they mistakenly gave the ball to Jack Watts who wasn't in on it to kick the sealer. Still very impressed.

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Absolutely HOWLING at these Pies conspiracy fags

Well well well another "close" finish where the home side should have objectively won by 40 points. The rigging just does not stop.

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Fuck what a shit week, booted just out of the top 5%. What about you lads? RC need not apply

>home side
SEETHING

>>76505514
4/7. Lost on three rigged games.

By the way I'm almost a complete perfect round ahead of you, so yes I do need apply.

>>76505489
You are objectively retarded.

>>76505521
5/7* three rigged games but the Melbourne tip was rigged to be a "close one"

>Alistair Clarkson fined $20,000 for labelling umpires "disgraceful"

How deep does this thing run?

>>76505534
Didn't watch the game but wouldn't be surprised if that one was rigged as well. Gold Coast should never have won by so much.

>>76505311
Fuck him he dropped his knees as was playing for it

fake RC tipped collingwood.

My tips this week:
Western Bulldogs (test)
Adelaide
Gold Coast
Fremantle (test)
Essendon
GWS (test)
Melbourne
Total this week: 7/7
Running total: 102/102
Reality Cunt continues to SEETHE at my tipping prowess

>>76505634
....busted. Well done mate you spotted the test.

who /top8/ here?

worst cuckstralia NEED not apply

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>76505907
I'm not your fucking mate, cunt.

Don't ever call me that again.

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who /top4/ here?

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Another Rising Star nomination our way making it 3 in total

Are you even trying other clubs?

>>76506084
Sorry dickhead, but I'm impressed that you spotted the test. You have a bright future as a Tip God if you allow me to take you under my wing.

carn the fucking dees #finalsbound

>>76505514
67, also tipped 3 this week

LIST OF STATES IN THE TOP 8
1. Bigtoria
2. New Strong Wales
3. South Bestralia

THAT IS ALL

>worst cuckstralia
KEK

when are we going to fold these 'clubs'??

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who /finalsbound/ here?

>all these peemon supporters
Mt Buller finally got internet?

fuck you reality check, you weasel face faggot. fucking dumb faggot piece of shit.

>>76506408
you'd know this if you could afford to go there

>>76506408
S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

>>76506425
>>76506436
>Barracking for an unholy team
Despicable!

>>76506425
>>76506436
>samefagging
christ, reckon the membership numbers must be samefaggers

>>76506415
wtf I love Erin now

>>76506483
>>76506489
Never (You) me again you impoverished degenerates.

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>>76506483
KEK wills it lad

If anyone wants free money Semen Padang are paying a crazy 8 dollars to win tonight.

>>76506551
If it loses you'll be padding your canoe in a river of semen that might just tip over m8

>>76506581
just a small 20 dollar stake. Corruption is rampant in these leagues, but if the fix isn't in Semen can certainly pull off an upset.

Based BT dropping elite truth bombs about Bali nightlife on Talking Footy

friendly reminder afl is a game that was invented by abos and then later was embraced by the homosexual community

>>76506551
For me, its Bali United.

>>76506638
think you spelt nrl rong hun x

>>76506786
>>76506638
This infighting between the two codes "literally" has to stop. The real enemy to Australia is divegrass.

game is on in 20: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6CCsDZxcFc

>>76506638
afl isn't a sport, it's a league lad.

>>76506897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQMWfm85Olw new stream for the happy punters tailing

she thinks that was an intelligent response but she knew exactly what I meant

>>76506551
>0-3

>>76507557
It was a test. Enjoy the loss.

Reality Christ

>blatantly wrong again
>"it was a test"
unbelievable Jeff

>>76507665
You told us to put money on it, ergo it is not a test.
>Diarrheality Chunks

based tip god

How did Collingwood fuck this up?

Just downloaded 4chanx to filter a tripfag lads

>>76516721
just a classic case of the colliwobbles hehehe. The lowly educated fans of the pies blamed the umpires as usual xD. But wasn't it such an exciting game to watch? Make sure you buy foxtel so you can tune in to the next thrilling installment of the Tigers vs the Swannies goy.

Reminding again that xD posting is absolutely the sign of a mental midget.