Boston Red Sox vs Detroit Tigers game thread

i want to kill myself and die

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>24 pitches in the first inning

Pomeranz PLEASE

why is the red sox logo rainbow colored? somebody give me a quick rundown

Whens the last time a Red Sox starter had a good outing?

You red cux faggots realize the yankees have 28 in the bag this year right? ALL RISE

>>76495035
because your quarterback is a fag

>>76495028
pomeranz PLEASE hand me a rope

>>76495035
fags n shit

>Pomeranz
>good

HAHAHAHAHAHA just give the Yankees the series. ALL RISE

>>76495089
Based Judge will do that for you

>orioles get blown out last night
>red cux get blown out tonight

stop killing tv ratings you bawstun faggots

>28-7

>advertising Mookie Busts' OBP of .345 like it's something special
Embarrassing tbqh

>>76495283
He's an uncle tom

come to new york

>28-8

VAN MAN

>>76494988
the ass is enlarged with photoshop
lol
also literally reported for spamming this NSFW picture enjoy your permanent ban you fucking low income zilch

>fenway babby

>>76495347
Hi Sean

>>76495347
typical blue gays cuck

>28-2

i love when people talk about red cux hitters leading in doubles or triples like it fucking means anything

>>76495404
"That's cute"

-Aaron Judge and Gary Sanchez

ALL RISE

>>76495347
yo sean whats poppin

Killer B's they said

>28-8

****************************

>>76495555
quads confirms yankees win

ALL RISE

anyone watching

>>76495685
this thread? yes

>>76495685
Yeah I'm watching the red cux continue to lose ground to the 28 time world champs

ALL RISE

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HANLEY PLEASE

YOU ARE NOT FAST

STOP DOING SHIT FAST PEOPLE SHOULD DO

thank you dad

>girl shares her story about something
literally when will ESPN just die so I don't have to spend my Sunday listening to this shit

>>76495734
loooooooooool not me though just mlb gameday

what a stupid uncle tom trying to steal 2nd

these commentators are so fucking garbage shut the fuck up nobody cares what you think

>>76495922
i like them just think they could talk a little less or say things a little more interesting some room for improvement

>>76495922
14 years later, you still mad aaron boone ended your season

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AGAIN HANLEY

WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'RE SNOW AND CAN'T HIT FOR POWER

YOU'RE LITERAL GARBAGE

>>76495922
>>76495980
who /mario and rod/ here?

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>tfw listening to park audio
eat shit espn

>hate aj pierzynski
>his broadcast yesterday was actually pretty good since he has MLB experience and good stories to share
>Mendoza shares her softball shit
really makes me think

oh, I'm really glad they kept this poster segment going. I thought it was done before the commercial.

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It was this poster

These announcers are terrible

>WHEN DREW POMERANZ MISSES HIS PITCHES, HE STRUGGLES
wow, great insight. Thank you for that analysis, Jessica.

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>2.0 innings pitched
>44 pitches

This Is Fine

of course baawwwwwwston doesn't like a hispanic announcer

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>>76494988
Will you stop using this stupid fucking image for the game thread? Its tired and not inventive. You should be ashamed of your mediocrity. Red Sox fan here btw.

>>76496388
>sjw
>also hates boston
shouldn't you be on reddit right now?

>>76496388
We hate peanuts, not spics. Get it right.

>>76496422
>>76496424
so butthurt they dont have 28 rings

ALL RISE

>>76496457
How many in the last 15 years?

>>76496457
>having a woman do your radio broadcast
no wonder you cucks defend mendoza

Hey Chris Young, MISS US YET? Uncle tom

28-7

i don't even know when's halftime

>>76496520
>>76496522
>15 years
typical bandwagon red cux fan

this is red sox thread not yankees

>>76496634
sorry, this is my first night watching baseball

you might think that was a good play but the metrics say bogaerts is a defenisve liability, trust the metrics and not your eyes,

X what a throw

>>76496827
not a good throw, just look at the numbers

>>76496634
two sides of the same shit coin

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>>76496866
how was that play then

no, don't get excited, not a good play! not good! just average actually and below average, a liability

>>76496958
actually the metrics rate that he is LOSING runs in the field, if you look at it with your eyes you think 'good play' but you have to think deeper and trust the objective measurements

did X read he was -9 in DRS?

wait is xander elite???

>>76496925
Go home Lahey you're drunk

>>76496634
It's not a red cux thread because you're worthless and the yankees have 28 in the bag this year

ALL. RISE.

anyone wants to buy the new xbox with me they have some baseball games

>that peanut sprint commercial

bring up swihard

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>take 2 pitches down the middle
>swing at the most obvious shit in the dirt

>>76497253
learning from sandoval

>>76497065
get sandoval, price, and rusney castillo to buy it for you with the money they've stolen

who is the guy in that replay

>that van man flashback
f-fuck david price

>fenway babby

Aaron Judge would kill this midget if he sat on her

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Nice Catch

looooool don't you tigers wish you had a real centerfielder liike jackie bradley jr?

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THANK YOU BASED MANLET

>>76497573
Don't you wish you had real outfielders like Aaron Judge, Brett Gardner, and Aaron Hicks?

>>76497643
>Brett Gardner, and Aaron Hicks?
lel

loool mookie quit playin around out there haha it's serious

>loading the bases to face Mitch

that's where you fucked up

>>76497676
>not having 28 rings

lel

>>76497816
You were saying?

DERP

>2nd and 3rd, 1 out
>no runs

lel red cux

based

>>76497940
i was trying to support my team

>no brad posting in this thread
fuck this trash

STOP DOING THE WAVE WHILE THE OTHER TEAM IS BATTING YOU FUCKING RETARDS

stream died

think i might go watch e3 shit instead desu these commentators are ruining the game for me anyway

>>76498103
>thats where you fucked up

you're a fuckin retard jinx. stick to doing the wave

poopie butts LOL

>>76498457
wow delete this

>>76498526
no can do bud

>>76498583
umm yes you can, just go to your 4chan gold account settings and turn on the delete button

>>76498657
haha I cant find the settings

>>76498702
wtf are you new or something idiot
its in your account login info, go check in your email

>>76498702
It's next to where you pick your flag

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Great job guys

he got out of that PICKLE

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nice job pomeranz

>load bases
>no outs

>don't score runs

do teams really do this???

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THAT FUCKING JAM

Fucking hell

>>76498793

The Tigers do it quite often. That's what happens when you rely solely on MUH POWER

haha i love quirky anecdotes from the ESPN booth haha lol

>>76499079
look, they're having fun, maybe you don't like that? you don't like fun maybe?? huH??? maybe you just think NO FUN ALLOWED??? ??

>>76499153
haha ya lol its so fun haha their stories are so funneh haha lol!

>Boone leaves world series games early

Is there any likeable trait this guy has???

>>76499153
>fun

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>These fucking announcers

i told you trust metrics only and not you're eyes

>uncle tom makes a throwing error

you ain't didi gregorious

>>76499344
shut up peanut

>>76499258
>14 years later you still mad

>>76499374
I can't hear you, our 28 rings are too loud

alright, i've had it up to here with this thread. shape up right away or else i'll close the whole thing down.

>>76499465
peanuts lol

Enjoying all the home run clips from the 2017 World Series MVP red cux?

>>76499465
lol u mad the red cux are shitting the bed in front of aaron boone?

>yankee peanuts
lmao

>>76496072
How

>>76499643
mlb tv dude

gosh freaking dang it

nice job pomeranz 4 innings is very deep outing for him

oh haha nice job hembree i hate you and your dumb family

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>RED CUX

Why does Farrel use Hembree when he's been shit every time in high leverage situations? Use fucking Barnes or Kelly Jesus Christ

Why hasn't someone assassinated john farrell yet?

>>76499725
>muh heath
>muh hembree
>muh "i dont want to overwork muh relievers, oh wait craig can you pitch the last 5 innings for me k thx"

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meme pole giveth and meme pole taketh away

i want to hang myself from that meme pole

>giving up a double to McCann

can we just dfa hembree already

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me rn

>thousand yard stare in the dugout

>>76499857
i like how no one talks to him because nobody likes him and he sucks

>>76499857
can you retake this with the score in there please you could even add some more runs to tigers so it's even funnier

good job Hembree really nice job spectacular have them right where you wanna haha idiots playing into your plan rn there faces lmao they dont even see it

>>76499885
this

this is a very important part of taking screen shots

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>>76499885

>>76499964
>>76499964
excelleent, that's me in the glasses btw waiting for antidepressants to make me impusive ly get revenge

>>76499964
punished beantown fan

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I should be upset but honestly, I didn't expect us to win any of the games this series and we will win the series so I'm pretty happy. JBJ started playing well and that's pretty huge for the team right now

>>76499964
he would be hot as hell if he was bald

haha! Hembre!!!

lmao he has them RIGHT where he wants them LMAO these IDIOTS dont even realize they are FALLING FOR HIS TRICKS LOL

hembree going full genius mode right now lmfao

>literally dropped the ball
HAHAHAHA

>>76499941
>>76499885
desu I cant I'm watching on ESPN 3 and you can't rewind. We will never have that picture, sorry.

boon e too 100x hotter if he shaved head or went bald

>dumb tigers IDIOTS
>being able to think on Hembree's level

Literally GENIUS just completely fooled them into his master plan.

Makes it seem like he lost the battle but the war is literally over now, he already won it.

>>76500189
your posts are making me feel uncomfortable. please stop posting for a little while.

mookie going bald, he's gonna look good too

can we win this

why is hembree pitching for the other team now

>>76500366
we the fans win as long as we see a nice well played exciting game of baseball

Worst fans in baseball

>>76500390
ok so we lose because pomeranz did not play well?

>>76500417
these are the best in the world at what they do

>>76500414
yeah australians are terrible baseball fans haha btfo by me

i never notice how much cabrera was a crybaby before this series he is mad about every weird call

miggy just munching on sum seeds

>>76500491
there are some girls who only eat seeds

>>76500503
thats true hahaha also brad is having a tism fit

why don't we talk more about how often X pops the ball up. I swear he does it more often than any other player i've seen

i wonder if they'll can win this

Hanley hit the fucking showers

haha good job hanley

>>76500586
2017 : 2.00 GB/FB
league average 2016: 0.83 GB/FB

>>76500586
>>76500713
hello?? respond

umm lool probably shouldn't have left runners out there if you're down by six not going to help

>>76500586
um ya idiot hes trying to his homeruns because the media keeps getting mad at him but hes a weak baby who can only hit pop ups lmao

>>76500713
my observations and suspicions are backed up with data

wot it do brehs?

lmao

checking in because can't shi..... post from the celly anymore

lmao

fuck

what is brehs in on on this sunday night?
chompin down on some chicken chow mein with some of that chineese sauce siracha or some shit

lmao

>>76500447
Boston is gay lmao

>>76500964
Yeah and we're proud of it idiot this week was pride week dumbass lmao

>>76500918
>>76500941
no i'm telling you it's not he hits 2 GB per FB and league hits .83 so i'm telling you the opposite that your observations they aren't backed up by the data, like when you saw the plays earlier and said good plays, i told you no, and then later you saw he made the error, because of the data that he did that

>>76500951
hello? who's is this?

>>76500990
i reject your reality and replace it with my own

>>76501017
you have to align yourself with the data now while you still can before the AI takes over and replaces those who can't accpet

>>76500990
the data is controlled by the propaganda machine that is mainstream media, i do not accept your fake news conclusions

you guys ever let your toenails get really long when you're single since no one sees anyways

>>76500987
No wonder you got bombed lmao

did the red sox dfa nintendo

Do the boston relievers know that they need to get batters out?

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>>76501089

was miguel tejada a good player or just a meme

>>76501122
Only Kimbrel tbqh with you Joe

>>76501210
thank you for clarifying kind beantown poster

>wearing a celtics jersey to a red sox game
but for what purpose

>>76501399
the celtics are also a team in boston

>>76501447
i didnt know they played at fenway, huh you learn something new everyday

>>76501567
well not at fenway but near

>>76501596
but if not at fenway, then why would you go to fenway with a celtics jersey on

>>76501618
... to see a red sox game...

>>76501635
but then why wouldnt you were red sox apparel or normal clothes...?

"Ball"

Fuck this ump

*

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comeback starts now

>>76501758
i don't really understand the question it doesn't really have any bearing on the outcome of the game what clothes i wore to the game even if i wore nothing i don't think anyone would complain

>>76501832
wtf i would complain its really confusing you know

good old warning track mookie

>>76498457

>>76501945
please use alternate notation when making a symbolic link in the database please, this way doesn't play well with my crawler

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Guys I picked Xander on Beat the Streak today and if he gets a hit I will reach my highest streak of the season. Is X gon give it ya tonight? I am nervous.

>>76502093
me in pic

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>it's only the 7th inning

>>76502189
manfred send help

Where is the angry pepe anon?

>they don't know the high school picture meme

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>>76502235
>posting angry pepes
>in 2017
it's fucking 2017 m8, let it go

>>76502238
If they did they would have done ten different segments on it during the game, including 3 exclusive 1-on-1 interviews with the brain geniuses that came up with it, that they'd air simultaneously with the game and shrink the viewing screen like they did with that autistic cubs player and his pokemon cards.

>>76502314
but soon it wil be 2020 haha ttwenty twenty

>>76502352
>twenty twenty
It's two thousand and twenty, friend.

>>76502391
wait, why

>>76502350
Haha yep. You just predicted what will happen next week as the Red Sox play the Houston Firstros on Sunday Night Baseball. Be here so we can post about it.

>>76502429
because i only accept pronunciations of terms on my conditions only

>>76502469
ok you're the boss

>>76502501
Yeah that's me, be on time tomorrow or I'm firing you no more excuses.

K-Rod?? MOAR LIEK W-ROD!!! amirite?

>>76502557
loool, yeah, just saw that on mlb gameday

Fuck!!! its like the faggot umps know I picked Xander on beat the streak and are trying to umpball my streak. The first pitch was way outside and then they said he went around when he really didnt. If I miss out on this streak I'm blaming those faggots.

>>76502683
you miss the streak

please score a run please

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Mitch hasn't had a very good game today

>>76502753
please do not tell the players what to do

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>david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz david ortiz

ok he fucking retired

can we PLEASE just move on and stop using him being gone as a fucking excuse

jesus christ

>>76502775
please

Jessica Mendoza is fucking awful

>>76502796
but she grew up as a dodgers fan

>>76494988
>photoshopped hat
you give bostonians a bad name, as if they don't already have one.

>>76502780
David Ortiz retired??????????

wtf how will the red sox hit homeruns without him they literally can't anymore its illegal for them to hit homeruns now wtf

>>76502835
crying about homeruns brainwashed cucked by boston sports media

>>76502930
the red sox literally cannot win games without hitting homeruns, its literally not possible they CANT

i know this for a fact, ive been watching the yankees play this season and they win because they hit homeruns the red sox cant do that so theyre going to lose every game thats just a fact

>>76503095
no team ever lost because they didn't hit a home run

>>76503115
yep youre absolutely right mike, that's just true its just the way things work its a fact

>>76503135
you believe me?

Rutledge is on fire. Why didn't I pick him instead of Xander Bustagarts?? Rutledge should be everyday thirdbaseman and Bennintendo should be everyday Left fielder. What is Farrell thinking? Like he feels bad for chris young so he plays him over hot benintendi.

>>76503146
everything in your post just made sense and was logical mike, when youre right youre right

the red sox dont win because they dont hit homeruns
the yankees win because they hit homeruns
the yankees are better than the red sox, that's a fact
the red sox will not win any games ever, that's a fact

>>76503175
if p then q loool not q not p

What the fuck were they just doing in the bullpen????

>>76503184
classic boolean logic truer words never spoken, its just facts fellas

#itsjustfacts

Nice 4 hour blowout game, really great sweet, Manfred will be hearing from my attorneys soon.

Did anyone just see Kimbrel and Kelly rubbing the ball and touching their forearms together right before the commercial break at the end of the 8th inning?

>>76503286
Well it IS pride week.

>>76503286
yes i saw did you ever watch tazawa on tv they always did that and his wrists

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MANFRED DO SOMETHING

>>76503332
No I don't recall seeing Tawaza do that. Clearly Kimbrel is putting a foreign substance on the ball and ESPN just exposed him.

Mendoza's laugh made me angry. She's the reason I hate women.

manfred i wanna go to sleep, do something

loool where's streak boy

PLEASE HIT DINGERS

>>76503480
I'm calling the mods right now, this is incredibly distasteful of you.

yea review it why not no difference to me ump just wanted me to get to bed on a reasonable time having work tomorrow and everything, but no, not a problem from john farrell, thanks a lot

>out
holy kek what an awful call

doesn't even matter tho thanks manfred

Farrell is such a virgin just go home

>hes safe
manfred is seething

>extending a meaningless 4 hour game in june for no reason
fire farrell please

umps hate red sox

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>>76503545
>manfred right now

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Apologize

gg bawstin

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>Manfred's face right now

GG Tiggers, neat series, what memely long games.

manfred wins

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gg tigers

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FUCKING POMERANTZ SUCKS

>>76503611
only it's 12:15

>>76503611
>4:06 play time
>manfred
>winning

Manfred's tearing apart his office right tbqh with you Joe

>>76503635
do you think i'll ever have any office

>>76503626
We didn't lose because of pom though